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You know, I used to imitate the Carol Burnett show at the time when I was a kid.I used to imitate Tim Conway. here, you know, and all that stuff.So that was my childhood.It was Carol Burnett.I got a letter back from Hollywood.
It was like the grayest day of my life.That's incredible.Everything went into slow motion.
Oh, man.Letter.I got a letter.
Like that.It's just ideas.They're just ideas, you know?The only thing that separates you from an African-American or an African-Canadian is an idea.Difference between depression and sadness.Sadness is just, you know, from happenstance.
Whatever happened or didn't happen for you.And depression is your body saying, fuck you, I don't want to be this character anymore.But I didn't freak out, you know?I used that time to eat a large meal. Connect with someone special on Tinder.
Because life doesn't happen to you, it happens for you.How do I know this?I don't, but I'm making sound and that's the important thing.That's what I'm here to do.Sometimes I think that's the only thing that's important really, you know?
It's just letting each other know we're here.Reminding each other that we're part of a larger self. I used to think Jim Carrey is all that I was.Just a flickering light.A dancing shadow.The great nothing masquerading as something you can name.
Seeking shelter in caves and foxholes dug out hastily.An archer searching for his target in the mirror.Wounded only by my own arrows.Begging to be enslaved.Pleading for my chains.Blinded by longing and tripping.
I cannot be contained because I'm the container.You can't contain the container, man.You can't contain the container.
I used to believe that who I was ended at the edge of my skin, that I had been given this little vehicle called a body from which to experience creation.And though I couldn't have asked for a sportier model,
It was, after all, a loner and would have to be returned.Then I learned that everything outside the vehicle was part of me too. and now I drive a convertible.
It does allow you to separate who you truly are and what's real from the stories that run through your head.
You have given them the ability to walk behind the mind's elaborate set decoration and to see that there's a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that is going to eat you.
You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness.A new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities. On the other side of that door, there's a world starving for new ideas, new leadership.I've been out there for 30 years.She's a wildcat.
She'll rub up against your leg and purr until you pick her up and start petting her.And then out of nowhere, she'll slap you in the face.
It can be rough out there, but that's okay because there's soft serve ice cream with sprinkles. I guess that's what I'm really trying to say here today.Sometimes it's okay to eat your feelings.
Now fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much.
You can spend your whole life imagining ghosts, worrying about the pathway to the future, but all there will ever be is what's happening here and the decisions we make in this moment which are based in either love or fear.
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect, so we never dare to ask the universe for it.
I'm saying I'm the proof that you can ask the universe for it. My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him.And so he made a conservative choice.Instead, he got a safe job as an accountant.
And when I was 12 years old, he was let go from that safe job.And our family had to do whatever we could to survive.I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don't want.
So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.I watched the effect of my father's love and humor and how it altered the world around me.And I thought, that's something to do.That's something worth my time.
It wasn't long before I started acting out.People would come over to the house and they'd be greeted by a seven-year-old throwing himself down a large flight of stairs.They would say, what happened?And I would say, I don't know.
Let's check the replay. I'd go back to the top of the stairs and come back down in slow motion.It was a very strange household.My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. And he treated my talent as if it was his second chance.
When I was about 28, after a decade as a professional comedian, I realized one night in L.A.that the purpose of my life had always been to free people from concern, just like my dad.
And when I realized this, I dubbed my new devotion, The Church of Freedom from Concern.The Church of FFC. You guys are so ahead of the game.You already know who you are.
And that peace, that peace that we're after, lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
You can join the game, fight the wars, play with form all you want, but to find real peace you have to let the armor go. Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world.
Don't let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form.Risk being seen in all of your glory.It's not big enough.This painting is big for a reason.It's called High Visibility.
It's about picking up the light and daring to be seen.Here's the tricky part.Everyone is attracted to the light. The party host up at the top who thinks unconsciousness is bliss and is always offering to drink from the bottles that empty you.
Misery below her.Despises the light, can't stand when you're doing well.Wishes you nothing but the worst.The queen of diamonds under him needs a king to build her house of cards.
And the hollow one down bottom there will cling to your leg and say, please don't leave me behind, for I have abandoned myself.
Even those who are closest to you, most in love with you, the people you love most in the world, will find clarity confronting at times.This painting took me thousands of hours to complete.And when I was finished, Thank you.Thousands of hours, yes.
I'll never get them back.I've often said that I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame so that they could see that it's not where you're going to find your sense of completion.
Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself. until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself.My soul is not contained within the limits of my body.
My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.One unified field. One unified field of nothing, dancing, for no particular reason, except maybe to comfort and entertain itself.
The imagination is always manufacturing scenarios, both good and bad, and the ego tries to keep you trapped in the multiplex of the mind.
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us all the time.Fear is writing that script, and the working title is, I'll Never Be Enough.
Are you going to look at a person like me and say, how could we ever hope to reach those kind of heights, Jim?How can we make a painting that's too big for our home?How do you fly so high without a special breathing apparatus?This is the voice
And if you listen to it, there will always be someone who's doing better than you.No matter what you gain, ego will not let you rest.
It will tell you that you cannot stop until you've left an indelible mark on the earth, until you've achieved immortality.How tricky is this ego? that it would tempt us with the promise of something we already possess.
I had a substitute teacher from Ireland in the second grade that told my class during morning prayer that when she wants something, anything at all, she prays for it and promises something in return, and she always gets what she wants.
I'm sitting at the back of the classroom, thinking, wow, my family can't afford a bike.So I went home and I prayed for one.And I promised I would recite the rosary every night in exchange. Broke it.Broke that promise.
But two weeks later, I got home from school to find a brand new Mustang bike with a banana seat and Easy Rider handlebars.Yeah.From fool to cool.
My family informed me that I had won the bike in a raffle that a friend of mine had entered my name in without my knowledge whatsoever.So that type of thing has been happening to me ever since.
As far as I can tell, it's just about letting the universe know what you want and working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.
Your job is not to figure out how it's going to happen for you, but to open the door in your head and when the door opens in real life, just walk through it. And don't worry if you miss your cue because there's always doors opening.They keep opening.
And when I say life doesn't happen to you, it happens for you, I really don't know if that's true.I'm just making a conscious choice to perceive challenges as something beneficial so that I can deal with them in the most productive way.
You'll come up with your own style.That's part of the fun. Oh, and why not take a chance on faith as well?Take a chance on faith.Not religion, but faith.Not hope, but faith.I don't believe in hope.Hope is a beggar.
Hope walks through the fire and faith leaps over it. You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.And after you walk through those doors today, you will only ever have two choices, love or fear.
Choose love and don't ever let fear turn you against your playful heart.Thank you so much.