Everybody knows that if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some pretty sick shit.This is especially true if you intentionally dive into the dark underbelly of the internet.I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit to.
One thing I've always remembered is a site called NormalPornForNormalPeople.com.The first strange thing about that site was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it.It was emailed to me by someone I didn't know.
The email was as follows, hi there, found this site very nice, thought you might like normalpornfornormalpeople.com.Pass it on for the good of mankind.
Pretty standard issue chain letter, although the URL and the last remark really piqued my curiosity.I was having a very boring day when I got this, so I made sure my antivirus was working and I clicked on it.
It was a very average, very generic looking site.It gave the impression that the creator just barely gave a shit about making it look professional.
The author seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English, and on the front page was a long, boring, and incoherent rant that I don't remember or have saved.
The site had a strange tagline, which even today people haven't figured out the meaning of, which was, normal porn for normal people, A website dedicated to the eradication of abnormal sexuality.
And from the sound of that, I wasn't sure whether I was here to watch porn or if I stumbled upon some kind of eugenics program, but I was here now.And I was very, very curious to see what normal people got their rocks off to.
So I scrolled down to the rant and nothing. The page didn't seem to link to anywhere else, and I was about to leave when I noticed that every word of the rant was its own hyperlink.
I clicked one of them and was sent to a white page with a very long list of links in the form of normal porn for normal people dot com slash random letters.
So I stopped for a moment and asked myself if I really wanted to waste God knows how much time clicking random links that would likely give me a virus. Um, I figured... I'd try it for maybe five minutes.You know, just see if anything came up.
I clicked one of the links and was sent to another page.This page apparently had totally different URLs than the last one.I was just about to say, fuck this, when I clicked the third link and a video download came up.It was called peanut.avi.
A 30-minute video of a man, a woman, and a dog in a kitchen. The woman made a peanut butter sandwich, and the man set it down for the dog to eat.This was all that happened for 30 minutes.
It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again, and the dog seemed rather sick by the end of it.Okay, so I know what you're thinking.The hell does that have to do with porn?I have no clue.
I've seen a little over two dozen videos from this site, and the majority have no sexual act at all.
After watching peanut.avi, I went on a certain image board I frequent to play online show and tell like I always do with weird shit like this, but someone had already made a thread about it, a guy who'd received the same chain letter I did.
The image board thread had lots of people with nothing better to do than dig through the site, and that's how I saw the other videos.
Most of those two dozen videos were very uneventful and consisted of people talking to the camera in a room with nothing in it, maybe a desk, a few chairs.I mean, literally, like nothing on the walls or in terms of furniture.
The whole room had a very cold, sterile feel to it. The conversations were idle banter about previous jobs or embarrassing childhood memories.
I kept expecting some kind of discussion about what the people were filming or what the site was about, but of course, nothing.You would never know these videos had anything to do with porn if you saw it out of context.I'll say one thing, though.
The people who appeared in these videos were quite attractive.However, The other videos that actually did feature content, I suppose could be called sexual, is where things got weird.I'll give brief descriptions of the stranger videos.
If you're really eaten up with curiosity, you can try to hunt them down on some kind of torrent site or something.Lickedclean.avi
A ten minute video by a hidden camera in which we see a repairman working on a washing machine for the first two minutes.When it's fixed, the repairman talks to the owner briefly and then leaves.
The owner checks to make sure the repairman is gone, then begins to lick all over the top of the washing machine.This goes on for seven minutes.Jumbo.avi a five-minute video of an obese mime performing his act.
It was actually pretty funny, particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair, then pretends that it breaks because of his weight.
And in the last 30 seconds of the video, the camera cuts to static briefly and cuts back to the man sobbing quietly, still wearing a mime outfit and makeup.Some kind of obscure fetish, maybe?Diana.avi
the formative video in which the cameraman talks to a woman in a room different from those interview rooms.This room looks like one you'd find in a normal person's house.
Exactly where they are is never really specified, as Diana only talks about her violin playing.She obviously plays her violin, but keeps getting distracted by something.
I didn't notice this until someone in the image board pointed it out, but if you look at the mirror in the background, You could see a fat man in a chicken mask masturbating.Jessica.avi.Another four minute cameraman video.
This time he's outside a house talking to another young woman.They talk about canoe rides.The camera zooms out to reveal the city streets behind them occasionally.
The strange thing is that no one so far has been able to identify where this street is.I mean, guesses have ranged everywhere from Europe to Australia to the Philippines, but there's yet to be a match for the street shown in the video.
TongueTied.avi This is a 10 minute video.The first five minutes consist of an elderly woman making out with a mannequin.
The video cuts out like it did in Jimbo.avi halfway through, and the scene is then a group of mannequins huddled together in a circle around the camera.Lights have been dimmed, and the elderly woman is nowhere to be seen.
And from this point on, there's no sound.Stumps.avi. A five minute long video where a man with no legs is attempting to breakdance on a DDR mat in what looks like the kitchen from peanut.avi, but much dirtier.
There's a radio playing music I'm seeing in the background, but it stops at the four minute mark when the man collapses on the mat in exhaustion.He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off camera to let him rest.
This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing, which he does. You can hear this off-screen person beginning to scream as the video ends abruptly.
Privacy.avi The woman from Diana.avi is masturbating on a mattress in the interview room, while the man from Stumps.avi walks around on his hands wearing some kind of goblin mask.
The door in this room was always closed in other videos, but now it's open.And in this video, the only light is in the room, and the hallway is dark. Near the end of the video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway.
Finally, the last video was uncovered.This one is called useless.avi.In this 18 minute video, a blonde woman from the previous interview video is tied down to a mattress in an interview room.She attempts to scream, but her mouth is taped over.
After seven minutes, a man in a black suit and a mask opens the door, but he does not enter.He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video.
It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee, its hair shaved and its entire body painted red.When the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the door behind it.The chimpanzee sniffs the air for a moment.I think it might've been blind.
It notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy and begins to maul her.The assault goes on for a grueling seven minutes until the woman finally dies.The chimp eats flesh from her corpse for about four minutes as the video ends.
Threat exploded with activity after this video was uncovered.People discussed it long into the night. When I came back to the image board the next day, I found that it had been deleted.I tried to start another one, and they banned me.
I tried emailing the guy who sent me the chain letter with the site URL.I sent him like five messages.Never got a response.I tried to discuss the website on various places, and I've been banned frequently.
The site itself has also been deleted after three days after that useless.avi was uncovered, likely because somebody contacted the authorities about it.
The only proof that NormalPornForNormalPeople.com ever existed was a few screencaps people took, and videos from the site that people saved and uploaded on torrents.
The most popular, which is that useless.avi, which found its way onto a few gore sites as well.Wherever you upload them to, all the videos from NormalPornForNormalPeople.com, they get deleted after a while.
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