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So I was walking to the male pavilion.Do you have like, when you live in those communities, you have like a mailbox where everybody's mailbox is kind of in the same thing.It's underneath like a little hut.
Is there a female pavilion too? No, just the mail.
I've never called it a mail pavilion, but pavilion is one of those white people words, like corral, like when you talk about where you put the... Golden corral?Yeah, just put it in the shopping cart thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just leave it out next to the car.Pavilion, okay, gotcha.I'm going to the pavilion to check the mail, babe.
It's the mailbox, but it has a little techito on top, so we walk over there to it, and as I'm walking, it's like a good... maybe a couple blocks inside of the neighborhood.
So I'm walking, doing my thing, it's the middle of the day, and all of a sudden, I hear, whistling, and I was like, I mean.
That's a normal Tuesday over here.
I mean, I'm okay, I'm looking good, I'm in a dry fit shirt, I feel like the muscles are out, and then I keep walking and I hear, And I'm like, damn, somebody really wants to get my attention.So I'm looking around.I don't see anybody.
And I'm like, it is loud, like a loud ass cat call whistle.And I keep walking.And then the whistle gets louder.We got it.No, but I need to.It's a pretty good whistle.I need to express that you're just doing it.How about you do it?How about you do it?
Yeah, if he wasn't good at it.Oh, please, come on.
No.But my point is we got it the first time.And you're like, it's getting louder.And then I heard it again.
What he's saying is you only have to mention that you heard it again without doing it again Yeah, but then what's the fun in that right?
Yeah, okay?He got it audio bits in audio me got it flying and you can whistle.He's telling a story Yeah, as I get close to the garage.That's next to the mail pavilion.It's a parrot
who's just sitting there in the garage whistling at me i'm guessing it's the only thing he knows how to do is whistle that's what the the people have taught him and then i think to myself parrot as a pet nah i'm good like why would anybody want to pair it as for other people for for sure for other people i've i've been at a
my partner's cousin's house, and he and his fiance have two birds.Very loud.In fact, when Anthony plays Call of Duty with his cousin, you can hear the bird on the speaker.
And it's really annoying.He's like, can you please shut that bird up?But what does it do?It's just really loud.It just doesn't say anything in particular, just makes a lot of loud noises.
But one of these two birds once, I don't know if you know this, but when you get a bird, I think at a certain age or whatever, they clip the wings, right?So that it can't fly away right away.But then those wings grow back, right?
So this person lost the bird.Like when the bird, when they first got it, maybe a couple of weeks after, somebody left the door open and the bird flew away.
And sort of brings me to one of the funniest things in the world is, you know, lost and found posters for a bird.Can you help me find my bird?And these folks, well, these folks did that, right?They put, hey, I lost my bird.
Because the bird couldn't fly far enough, it ended up landing at like somebody's house that they knew a few blocks down and then wouldn't stay, would stay on the porch because it couldn't fly very much.So got a phone call, hey,
I think your bird is on my porch.No way.And they got their bird back.And it didn't, the lost and found pictures didn't really matter because it was somebody that they knew.So, but got their bird back, brought them back home.
If you're that bird, how pissed are you?Yeah.I tried to escape this place.
You're also a shitty bird if you get caught.I mean, they clipped his wings.Be a better bird.You have a lot of places you can fly where I can't go.
You reminded me of the Ace Ventura movie where he's on the sideline, he's looking for a bird, and then the eagle's mascot's just like... No, I know, you just said I'm going more into detail about it.
And then he just fights the mascot.What a classic movie.
Great ending to that movie.I had a conversation about a parrot five minutes ago.Huh. And it was about a sitcom that is being discussed here, an inner office sitcom, and I don't know... One that's already happened?
I'm trying to look out the little skinny window here to see if it's okay for me to reveal this, because truth be told, this sitcom is never going to be made, so I don't think... Yes, reveal a thing that's never going to happen.Oh, okay.
I thought it was something that was already being made and somebody was watching. No, no, no, no.Oh, this is a pilot sitcom somebody wants to... Yeah, this is a sitcom.
I don't know.Are you guys familiar with what I'm talking about or no?No.Okay, so I'll run it by you guys because I didn't know that it was a good idea until they told me more about it.Is this the buddy thing?Yeah, so it's a buddy cop sitcom.
with you're not one of the cops unfortunately that's fine i'm watch okay is he the lawyer rose and dan are the buddy cops in this situation it's great and i was just like okay and i was sitting next to rose and then she gave me more details about it details which she herself came up with and no one else seemed to understand why we were including in this but rose is like just telling us like yeah like i'm like rose is gonna be like the straight man and dan's gonna be like the wild card joker
of the bunch and then so I'm like okay and she's like and then I talked to my parrot I'm like what parrot and they're like yeah no Rose wants to have like a parrot she's like yeah it's my sidekick we're like no Dan's your sidekick and she's like no no like I'm gonna have a parrot that's also my sidekick that's gonna sit on my shoulder and then I turn and I talk to the parrot
So she's the straight person in all of this, but somehow has a parrot that she talks to the whole time and nobody's gonna think that's her.
Is she a pirate or a cop?
No, well she's a cop, she's the straight man, but here's the twist on the situation.As if there wasn't already a twist.The parrot is not only her sidekick, it's also psychic.
And also, secondary or third twist to this scenario, hi Rose, secondary or third twist to this scenario, Rose is right outside the window now, it's Dan's parrot, but only Rose can speak to the parrot, only Rose understands the parrot, and also, she doesn't speak to any other animals, she can only speak to the parrot, and they can understand each other, but it's Dan's parrot.
yeah instead of i have a suggestion it's green lighting gary instead of the parent being a psychic the parrot is actually the reincarnated soul of dan's other partner who died in the line of duty i mean this sounds like season three but i like this yeah let's get it off the ground first let's get it off the ground so so it's a buddy cop
slash pirate movie no not pirate she's no she's a no pirate you have a parrot you're a pirate i'm with tony no it's true no because you got a parrot on the shoulder you're a pirate or you're a bassist oh even though i wouldn't mind having a parrot as a pirate you're like a pirate on your off day pirate that's right like an off day pirate and the parrot has to wear a little cop hat right yeah what obviously he's part of the force but it's also a mix of like dr doolittle
No, because she talked to the animal no only to the one though.
It's not stick and it talked back.
They Communicate psychically so Dan has had this bird the whole time didn't know unclear was right didn't know what?Soul was inside of this is like I didn't know if the parrot could tell the future
I don't know if we need the parrot to be a reincarnated being or not.I think that we don't, let's- The timeline is off with that too.Let's not complicate things.
The partner dies and then the parrot is already alive, so how do you- Yeah, but then look, but what you're doing is- Unless the parrot, maybe they were in an accident together.Oh, maybe.And then they switched bodies.
Maybe the parrot is the criminal.No, but no, that's what I'm saying.
The reason the parrot is the partner is because he was murdered by somebody else in the force and that's the principal villain.
I think it's just a parrot she talks to, man. Let's not overthink it.
A murder of ravens?A psychic parrot.I just don't like, I need to know how Dan became the wild child.Like if it was indeed his former partner, maybe he used to be buttoned up, his former partner died, then he went all wild and crazy and got a parrot.
And now his new partner just apparently can speak to it.
We're trying to give Dan some range.We know that everyone would expect him to be the straight man.You're the wacky guy in this.
He's like a Chris Farley type in this one.
I could see Dan as a pirate.No, but he's a cop.
Rose is like David Spade.She's part of like the Coast Guard.
Can I tell you something that I'm so excited about?No.So we're going to Arizona.We're having a watch party that we're going to do on Sunday.I'm so mad about that.I'm waiting for the exciting part.
I wanted to go to Chicago.
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Tony, turn it lightly.She's not listening, it's okay.Can I tell her really quick before you go, Bill?Yeah, yeah.
So we're laying in bed, me and my wife Jenny, and obviously she's eight months pregnant as of a couple days ago, and we were talking about the Chicago trip, which we ended up doing, and then the Arizona trip, which we were gonna be part of, whatever, and she's like, look, I'm gonna be eight months pregnant, what if something happens?
You're six hours away on a plane, why don't we just not do that, and then you can do it later on?And I'm like, okay, fine, that's reasonable.
So we're laying in bed, we're watching a game, whatever, and I was like, oh, this is the week that Billions do Gods, and Mike and them head over to Arizona for the watch party.She turns to me, guys, and goes, do you want to go?Why don't you go?
Can I tell you something?I'm like, what?As of like two days ago, we're like, so do you guys want anyone else?If you want to go, there's still time, I think.I think you could still make it.
I'm not I mean it is Saturday officially signing off on that one.Oh, it's on Sunday Sunday.
Yeah, I'm saying right now.It's Saturday.
Yeah It's a short time for I think I think if you Want to and got the blessing that still may be able to accommodate you, but I'm not a hundred percent sure that so don't all right Well also, I mean just because your wife said do you want to go doesn't mean I have the option to know but I think
I think now's the time that you play the card, right?Because like... They really need me, Stu.No, don't even do that.Play the card.No, because... Honey, it's work.
Because here's the thing, is like... She could be playing a game with you where she's like, he can't go on three days notice, one day notice, whatever it is.Like, so I'm just gonna ask like, hey, don't you want to go?Knowing the answer is no.
So then you come back and you're like, ha ha! And then you miss the birth of your child and then you're like the ultimate winner.Like you were the one, like I showed you.Yeah.All right.
So maybe talk to someone out there like Kristen, Kirsten, someone whose name starts with a K and I'm sure that'll be like the right person to talk to.
So I'm really excited about this trip, not just because we'll be able to see the fans and it'll be fun and all that stuff.And I have a bone to pick, but we don't have to get to that right now.Let's get to it right now.With whomst?
I don't know if I should say brand names, but about a week and a half ago or so, I thought to myself, like when we were in Chicago, I was Bear Down Billy, so I was there, I had my Bears hat on, I had my Caleb Williams shirt, but it was pricey, because I got a day of, and I went to a sporting goods store down the street, but there was no options, because I flew in, I got there too late to go to another store, I just had to basically go to whatever was open before the show to get it done.
So this time, I said, you know what, especially since it's the Jets, and I know that Stugatz and Mikey are gonna be rooting for the Jets.I know we're Cardinals stuff, right?
Just because we're not gonna go to Arizona, we're not gonna be rooting for the opposing team.They will be, but someone's gonna have to hold down the fort for the Bird Gang.So I said, you know what, I'm gonna order this now.
So last Sunday I went online and I went on the clearance section at Fanatics and I said, you know what, I'm gonna order this stuff. No, I don't wanna spend like $80 on like a shirt.
You don't wanna get an official Kyler Murray jersey that's like 280 bucks?
You know, they had jerseys that were on sale that were like crazy cheap and I was like, I don't wanna commit to a Kyler Murray jersey.
How about Marvin Harrison Jr.?That Chase Edwards on sale jersey from three years ago.
Chase Edmonds.Edmonds.So whatever.
So that's how important he was.
I order a shirt and a hat and then it said it was supposed to come Monday. and we're like mid to late week now, and it still hasn't arrived, and now I'm at a point where I'm tracking it, and every day it says it's gonna arrive before 7 p.m.tomorrow.
Every day it just keeps changing, and it's like, I need this to arrive before like 3 p.m.tomorrow, because I'm leaving, and I don't want to return it, because that's like a pain in the ass.
But that's what I'm gonna do, because I'm not gonna keep this for what?
If I'm going up there and I don't have my cards gear, like... If they keep changing the delivery date, I think you can just go ahead and cancel it and get a refund.
No, I kind of wanted it just for this event because I don't want to spend the money again.
Also, and I know now we're just kind of following my stream of conscience here, I ordered Matt Forte's book after he joined us in Chicago and I ordered it in Spanish.You ordered it in Spanish?
I ordered it in Spanish from Target and then it said like it's going to arrive.Was it a gift? No, well, I mean, I'm just giving it to my daughter.We like to get her books in Spanish so that she's bilingual, right?
Because we have English books, but we try to get her Spanish books also.
I got a ton of books now because of the baby shower.The new thing is like, oh, bring the baby a book.
So now I have a bunch of books, but we don't have a bookcase or like a shelf or anything.So I have to figure out what to do.
The books start piling up. Also, you can sign up, I'll send you a link, you can sign up your kids, there's programs where they get a free book every month, they just mail it to your house.
Once they're born, you put in their birthday or whatever, it's like a program, I'll send it to you.But they're gonna start, yeah, the books start adding up.
Anyway, so this Matt Forte book that I ordered, it's about like, hey, I'm different, but everybody's special, whatever, I'm like, this is great.I talked to him when he got off the stage, I went and said, They told us, like, don't talk to him.
It's an alcohol event.Don't bring the Karen's book thing into this.It's a children's book.
What a terrible book for your four-year-old to read, by the way.What?Just, like, you're like, I brought my daughter a book about Matt Forte's life.No, no, it's not about his life.
It's not a biography.He wrote it.It's a child's book.
I'm imagining Billy, like, it's like... No, it's about how every kid's special.He wrote it with his daughter, and now they're all different, whatever.I thought it was, like, you got her, like, the biography of Matt Forte in Spanish.
No, that'd be cool, too.All right, bedtime. Chapter one long story short like I love my high school coach.
It still hasn't arrived It was supposed to come on October 21st, and it still hasn't arrived So I'm gonna have to now do follow-up on that and follow up on the Cardinals if your Cardinals hat never comes I've got a couple of ideas.
It's a cool Cardinals.Do you probably would be you right not any of your kids Do they have any Jetsons gear?No.Wow.Like the cannonball bearer.The Jetsons?The Jets are on.The Jets are on.You could just wear that.That could be Jets gear.
Or, or, and this is even worse, this is even worse.
You could just order calamari. and say you're cheering for Kyler Murray.
I'm not going to be ordering anything between now and then because I know it's not going to... I don't know what's going on at my house or what's happening here.
At the place that you get there, you're like, hey, I'm in Arizona.Look at me.I'm such a big Cardinals fan.Look at all the calamari that I ordered.
There better be a restaurant in Arizona that has like, try our fried calamari.
I'm telling you.I think this is a great lane.Hmm.
We should can go You know you can you can do the joke because there's still space is available.
Oh just to close a loop Talking about Paris Paris
We started with Parrots and then we went to the sitcom.
I derailed myself two different times.
And then you said you were Matt Forte's book and I also thought you were talking about his biography.
That's a weird thing to say in Spanish.
Prior to his book we were talking about... Well no, I have a loop to close on Parrots though.Cardinals, Parrots, it all makes sense.
Close your loop later.It was Parrots.No, because this is within the loop you're closing so we got to get it out of the way now.This was within Parrots and you're talking about like police and if they're maritime police or whatever, right?
I'm excited and we're headed to Arizona this is what we were talking about on my way back from Chicago and I revealed this to you guys I saw Pirates for the first time on the flight back because there's a long enough flight that I could watch the movie because it's the problem with flights that you guys know you can't pick a movie that's longer than your flight because they
then you have to figure out where it's streaming, it's impossible to find.So I found it too late in the first flight, so on the way back, I'm like, I'm gonna watch Pirates.And then when I came back, I'm like, I'm gonna watch all the Pirates now.
I'm in on Pirates, just because I saw the first one.This is Pirates of the Caribbean?Yeah, yeah.
I was like, is there another Pirates movie that came out that I didn't know of?
No, no, it's like Pirates of the Caribbean circa 2004.So Curse of the Black Pearl.Yeah, exactly.So I saw that one.So then I came back and I was like, I'm gonna watch all the Pirates when I come back.
And then I kept saying, I'm gonna watch it with my wife one night after we put the kids to bed.We're gonna watch Pirates tonight, which is a really weird thing.But that's what happens when you have two kids.
It's like a Saturday night and you're like, I just wanna watch a movie that's 15 years old.
Right 15 Billy you were so right about watching the movies on a plane Cuz that happened to me with challengers on the way to Chicago I got right to like the final tennis match and then all of a sudden it cut off and then the second you start descending That's it.
That's what happened to me with Creed.Yeah Start our descent if you could Put it back on it never came back guess what this guy leaving it on.
It happened to me with the Margot Robbie, Will Smith, whatever that movie was.Focus is a good movie.And then I landed at the airport and I was trying to sign in to the American Wi-Fi baggage claim to finish watching it.
I couldn't get in, I couldn't watch it, and then I think I ended up renting it on demand when I got home because I'm like, I need to know how this movie ends.Just to watch like 10 minutes of it.It was seriously like 10 minutes.
And then I watched it and I was like,
That's happened to me I ended up getting on the next flight back and I'm like, let me put this on and then I just Watched and thought I could have totally not seen this Opinion about pirates.
Oh, we're not gonna be in the movie.Hold on.We're not there.No, don't spoil.Maybe it's a popular opinion So don't possibly popular unpopular pins a different segment later on in the show.
Oh, yeah, don't spoil it because here's the thing
about a week ago i was gonna watch the second pirates i still hadn't seen it been like three weeks or whatever this isn't a spoiler and then like a week ago i was like all right today's the day like i had the house to like myself for whatever i don't know what was going on and i was like i'm gonna sit down i'm gonna watch pirates today and i was like you know what no i'm not because i have a very long flight coming up
I'm watching that on the plane.Wow.So I've been holding pirates now for the flights to Arizona and back, but been edging pirates.Okay.My kids are coming, so I don't know if I'm going to be able to watch any movies on that flight.
Great villain in the second movie, by the way.Great.
Johnny Depp deserved the best actor.No award for that.I think Sean Penn got it that year for some movie with moon in the title.I believe he was absolutely Sean Penn absolutely did not deserve that.Mystic River. Mystic River.Sorry, it wasn't a moon.
How do I know that?It was something.It was Mystic.
I don't want to blaspheme here, and I don't want this to be like recency bias, but is Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp's, like, the role he's most known for at this point?Yeah.
Below that and The Trial.21 Jump Street.Before that it was 21 Jump Street, but that's just for old heads like me and Roy.
But this is like his thing now.
When you're still dressing up as the character and visiting kids 20 years after you did the movie, it's definitely your thing.
I think there's a lot of people that was... Does he have more than... Does he have another franchise?
A lot of people would say Blow.Blow is awesome.
It's not even close that it's Pyrex.
But not like iconic like this.I loved him in The Tourist.That movie doesn't get the love that it deserves.
That's the one where he's in Cuba or Puerto Rico drinking a lot of rum.
Oh yeah.No, no.That's a different one.No, that's a... The Tourist is the one... That's Lothar or something.The Tourist is the one with Angelina Jolie. Where they're a tourist.Yeah, where they're in Venice.It's a great movie.
If you've seen The Tourist, you should check out The Tourist.Chris really likes Blow.Love it.Big fun.
I love Blow.It was a great movie.
He was also in Sleepy Hollow.Everyone's in Hollow.Sleepy Hollow.
Tony wants to say something.To close the loop.To close the loop, I've got top five.What a mystery creep, by the way.Top five worst pets.Steve Martin.Top five worst pets.Number five.You said it already.Fish. What do you do with a fish?
My six-year-old, she feeds it every day, having a good time with it.
Just looks at it, you just look at it, it looks back at you and you're like, okay.Snowflake.That's kind of it.Number four, any type of vermin.Like a ferret, like a rat, like a mouse, a hamster.What are we doing?
According to Celebrity Net Worth, Johnny Depp has made over $300 million off the Pirates franchise.
I mean, what other movie did he do where his face is now on a Disney ride?That is his thing, right?
Well, only Disney movies give that option.What?That's true.They couldn't make a Disney ride for Blow.I'd go on that ride now.
Every Saturday night I'd go on that ride, baby.Hey, number three!Number three, Birds. You get a bird, it just flies around your house, shits everywhere, what are you doing?Number two, any reptile.You got a snake, you got a lizard.
If you have a reptile, you have issues.
My freshman year of college, we were staying in a suite for six, which was built for three people, so it was already crowded.And we had this one roommate, I'm not going to say his name because I don't remember it,
To protect the innocent or guilty, but he was a Miami guy and at some point he was just like very Stereotypical Miami guy and at some point brought in a pet snake toward the end of the year.
Nah, and no, thank you, man No, like I did not want that thing in the room like there's space underneath the doors.
I didn't want to wake up No, thank you, man Like you can go have other girls be impressed because you're feeding it a rat or whatever not in my that's the part.
I That is kind of weird to me because they get the mice they drop it and then they watch the snake eat it Yeah, they make sure they still kill.
Yeah, it's a little a little off you guys ever see the gator boys It was like a show on animal like probably 10 or 15 years ago I was my good buddy that I played baseball with in high school live action the younger brother of one of the gator boys So I went over their house all the time that guy's room was terrifying tanks everywhere rats snakes
He said he wouldn't leave a snake out, but there was dry skin everywhere.A bedroom that looks like a pet store.It smells like shit.Cages everywhere, and I was just always freaked out that there was a snake in their couch.
So, according to Yahoo Entertainment, the source is his former management group, from 1999 to 2016 Johnny Depp made over $650 million.
and his highest payday at one project was Alice in Wonderland, where he made $20 million at the start and $55 million on the back end.
Cats suck.I will say I am crazy impressed with cats.You know that cat-like quickness?That's nuts.There's nobody quicker than cats.
If I do things in slow motion, watch videos of slow motion of them doing something, you realize how ridiculously quick they are.
Have you seen them?There's like a cobra strike and the cat hits the cobra before.Yes, I've seen that one.The problem is you can't trust them. No, never.You can't trust cats.
There's a cat that lives in my neighborhood, right?And every, I guess since I've rented the house, the people before me.You only have one, you're lucky.No, no, no, it's this one specific one though.Like there's other cats.
I would not move into my neighborhood today if I knew how many cats live in this neighborhood.
So the people that lived in the house before me, I'm guessing, fed this cat.Because every night, he'll walk up to the front of my house and just kind of sit there.
Not scratch the door, not do anything, but I can see him on the ring cam because it goes off, and he's just sitting there like this.I got news for you, bud.Your wife feeds that cat.No, my wife is very anti-cat, buddy.
If the cat is just sitting there, someone's fed that cat before from that door.I'm telling you, the people that used to live there, now I'm there and I do not do that.I do not play that game.
I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna go through my ring and I'm gonna show you guys this cat just sitting there.I'm gonna see if I can send it to Mike.
You need to scare the shit, peacefully scare the shit out of that cat.No!That's how you get it to go away and not come back!Jeremy's a cat owner, guys, you're finding him.
A coner, but if it's an animal that doesn't belong to your doorway and it's sitting right there... It just sits there.And then every time I walk out it's like... Does it harm you?
It could.Lord knows what that cat has.Exactly right.Thank you, Chris.Jeremy, look, these random cats out in the wild, these are not pets.Even your own pet, right?
These are terrifying animals.
Neat is in one room one second and immediately feels the need to go into another room and there's no reason or rhyme or reason as to why.
There's this random cat out there, and you're being on you never know if it's just gonna dart inside your house This is not a cat issue if there were random dogs around my neighborhood, too I would be like what the fuck are those dogs doing around here old dogs in my neighborhood Raccoons cats that my daughter's gonna be like oh, they pet you like
Exactly, rabies and people are just gonna run away.
You're way too friendly with raccoons these days, by the way.
They're a little bit more dangerous.That I agree with.Izzy, what did we see the other day at that Starbucks across the street at Bayside?Oh, what a terrible parent that was.We saw this lady.It was a squirrel.
This kid was going up to the squirrel and petting it, and the mom is just taking a video of it.Feeding the squirrel.
And me and Izzy are sitting there like, I want this squirrel to bite this kid, and I want the mom to get it on video, because she needs the lesson.It was just like terror.It was textbook.
Terrible parenting might have said that part a little bit to get closer.Oh, you said that I got to the point where I was like Izzy I'm just gonna stare at them because this is so odd what they're doing.
Yeah, and she didn't get the message I don't think she did no, but she was just like the kid is like Tormenting the cat and the mom is just like oh look at the squirrel is What I say cat and was a girl my bad.We'll be back
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Alright, so I'm on my ring and I found the ring app on my phone.I found the cat in question.I've shown Izzy the two videos.It's a narrow hallway where my house is, right?So it's like you kind of make a right into it.
And it just sits there and does that.And then I'm like, buddy, there's no food here.Go somewhere else.And it'll just sit there.That's terrifying.
It's sitting there waiting for you.It's looking at you.It's on alert.Like a Stephen King movie.And you have to walk by it like all gently.
Very gingerly.Like it's not your house.No.
Exactly.And I don't know if he's going to claw my calf.I have no idea what he's about to do.Dude, you need to come busting out of that house.Hell yeah.Thank you.
Like, I'm talking like, rah! That thing will not come back.
Here, I'm going to share it.
I'm going to share it with Chris.Don't injure it.Don't hurt it.Startle it.And on this ring cam video, you can see the reflection of the light off the eyes, which makes it even more scary.
It's insane.I wouldn't walk outside.If I'm just creeping outside someone's apartment at the door, if you come out and scare me, I'm going to be like, I deserve that.This isn't my house, and I was just creeping here.
You know who leapt like a cat this weekend in NFL games?Who's that, Izzy?You see Saquon Barkley's move?Everybody saw Saquon Barkley's move, right?When you saw it, first of all, it looked like an unnatural play.Like, who thinks to do that, right?
And you're just like, wow, he will never have a more signature move That should be his logo.Now imagine that being his logo.Did you see the reaction?Did you see the reaction?Standing up, ass out, legs spread out.
He had to have been looking at the Jumbotron to see that happen.
Did you see the sideline reaction from the teammates?Yeah.Yeah, roll it real quick, Jason, so everybody can see it.To think athletic men like this, anytime you want, Jason.
The best athletes on the planet.
Yeah, when these guys react like this,
I don't even know how 32 even saw it.32 is shocked like home alone.He was sitting down.He just saw his head pop up backwards and then continue running and was shocked.
He acted like he smelled something bad.He was like, ooh.I think 90's Jalen Carter, I think 32 is Reed Blankenship.Jalen Carter turns around and is like, whew.And you think of Jalen Carter, he's like, you see him huge as a D lineman.
He's an incredible athlete.Reed Blankenship, another guy, incredible athlete.Now, Make it his logo.That's true.Blanketship goes hands on the head.He goes surrender cobra.
Oh, Raekwon Davis maybe at 90.
Yeah, but he is so disgusted.
The most insane part of it is it's the back-to-back moves he pulls off.You don't even see the first move in this one because all these players are in the way.
But he does that first, I mean, a crossover, whatever the hell it was, and then with his back just knew somebody.Now.
The fact that he knew somebody was there is insane because he kind of like looks back for a second and then goes.
But now imagine him getting speared right in the ass. If he didn't go high enough break him in half that would just be a terribly painful That's what Dan was saying, right?
Like someone's gonna try to do this There's just no way that somebody can attempt this.
It's the most basketball looking thing I've ever seen on a football field
in terms of guys crossing, no, because it's way more athletic than anything I've ever seen in that respect, but guys, when you see someone who crosses someone up and then steps through the lane in a Euro step and then goes with a reverse layup where you're like, how did you even think to do all of those separate things all at once?
Most of the time that you see an unbelievable run in the NFL, it's like, all right, an incredible juke and then a spin. or one spin and then you run by a guy and a hurdle over somebody because it's obvious that guy's standing right in front of you.
The idea that this guy has... Sorry, I'm watching this cat video from Tony and I'm just trying to... The idea that this man... Your volume couldn't have been louder.I thought there was an exorcism happening.
No, I sent him... No, that's the cat.
Yeah, he sent me the cat and I didn't even know it had volume.I just see like Ring Link.I've never worked through the Ring app.So I'm like, how can I get this so we can show it?It's a loud screeching.
Yeah.We all heard it, but you didn't hear it.
Yeah.Nonetheless, it was amazing to see... It was amazing to see him have the wherewithal to then jump... Like Canalis.Yeah, like Canalis. backwards.That part is so unbelievable to me.
That's you?What are we doing?Amin is here.Hello Amin, fresh off of a Mickey D's run.How was it?
30 minutes.30 minutes?30 minutes to get my order.Sternly worded email going to McDonald's.
Tasted?No, because the fries are all cold and stuff.And then my soda, the ice was all melted.Who loves orange soda?
I want to get a co-sign here from a mean worst pets I had a top-five list before you walked in do we stress that?Yeah, we did cats was number one.Oh Well Number number five fish number four.That's fish bad.
They just kind of don't do anything exactly.
You know, this is shit just I You just do this and you call it a day.
It's wild how little food they need.I just want to be like, oh, you need two of these little pebbles?I'm going to throw eight in there and see what happens.
The number one cause of death for fish is people like, I'm not feeding you enough because I don't feel like I'm doing enough.
Was it you or Mike that had the fish that died recently?Mike.
I currently have a fish that's still alive.I took my, I heard Mike do it and I was like, it's a good idea.So I got my daughter a fish.It's still alive going on like a month now.
Your takeaway from that Mike story where like they were trying to figure out what to do with the fish that died was I should put myself in this exact situation.
I actually think that's a good lesson to teach a kid.Hey, things like you gotta take care of things and sometimes you take care of it a little bit too much.
Like I was I'm fine.I'm not terrified of the conversation of like I've already tried to like I like all with my daughter next to me be like is Barry still alive What's your name?I'm Barry.That's why my daughter named her Barry.
It's a it's a b-e-r-r-y I don't think you know that I don't know That's a very I don't think you know that according to my statistically correct what that most fish die from lack of feeding them.Oh
Well, I mean, or are you eating them?
Ah, filet.Number four, any vermin.That's what, like, a rat?Like, hamsters.
Jeremy, look up pods of death.Hamsters are not good.I had a hamster as a kid.Oh my god.Sammy, dude, Sammy was such a jerk.Sammy had the longest teeth and would bite.And then Sammy was, like, crazy.They're evil animals.
Dude, like, Sammy had a little ball that it would roll around in, like one of those orbs, but Sammy was smart.
no it was because like the uh the cage that that put it in i didn't have i wasn't creative and like the cage that you put it in was called like sam2 or something like that sammy that's a good name for a hamster i think i got it as like a communion present i would have guessed a hamster yeah so anyways no this is pre-jersey shore so so sammy was smart and sammy would like run around in a little orb but sammy learned that if you like ran that orb into the wall half hard enough it would crack open and sammy was on the run
And like, first couple times, we're like, okay, grab Sammy, grab Sammy, and then Sammy would just like, bite into your hands, and like, Sammy's teeth was like a staple remover.Like, it'd go into you, and you're like, bleeding.
So then I was like, we need a towel to get Sammy.Like, it was a whole thing.Sammy was a monster that would run around.Dude, Sammy was crazy.
And then like, we knew Sammy was up to no good, because like, if Sammy was running around the house, we'd then like, put Sammy in the bathroom, so like, that we wouldn't have this situation.And then we'd just hear, boonk, boonk,
boom and it's Sammy banging into the bathtub trying to get out.So then Sammy got out and then would run underneath the door and then run around the house.Get Sammy with a towel again.
So then we started figuring out like okay we got to put a towel underneath the door so if Sammy does get out Sammy can't run out of the bathroom and then we have to just kind of like go in like scared and figure out where Sammy's hiding in the bathroom.
How long do you enjoy Sammy? Sammy didn't make it.How long did Sammy live?Sammy lived... It's hard because I'm now thinking back to like first or second grade, whatever grade it was that I was in.Sammy didn't live super long.
Sammy didn't make it a year.I want to say maybe like six months or something.And Sammy's cause of death was... Cowl?Sammy... No.
Sammy decided that it was a good idea to eat the wood chips or whatever it is that are inside like the hamster cage so Sammy like would eat them and and I guess like poisoned herself or something because it consumed way too many of those wood chips and it was like we would feed Sammy constantly Sammy had the water and Sammy just really loved to eat like the little wood like I think you had a very special hamster
Possibly, but I learned my lesson.
Dude, we were so excited when we got Sammy, because the hamster cages are cool, and it's like, oh, you can get this attachment, and whatever, and I was like, wow, you can really customize these things, and then we thought, and luckily we didn't go down this path, but it was like, what if we get a cage here?
and then we get a cage in my sister's room and then we have a connecting tube thing and it can run back and forth between the rooms.That would be really cool.
Thankfully, we didn't go down that path, because then we'd be that house that just has a bunch of hamsters running around, which is weird.That's ferrets.
Also part of the vermin category, which is why we have them.
Shout out to all the ferret owners out there. You guys are weird as hell.Those ferrets smell so bad.Ferrets are crazy expensive.
I go to the pet store to get pet food for my dog, like dog food, and they have the cages so I take my daughter and I'm like, let's look at the fish, let's look at the bunnies, let's look at the ferret.It's like $299 to buy a ferret.
Why would you spend $300 on a ferret just to have a smelly animal?
We put that that ring video hold on cuz I'm getting up.
I'm gonna I'm gonna finish here number three recapping the time for me Number four was vermin number three birds Yeah, I think you get annoying man.
It's chirping and stuff.You got to throw a blanket over the thing to make them shut up.I
It's a lot to do number two reptiles It depends on what kind of reptile a snake snake a lizard like lizard like bearded dragon.
Yeah.Yeah frogs Number one cats Okay, I'm allergic to cats so like I'm already out on cats because of that but Everything I hear about people who own cats, they seem to be very low maintenance compared to dogs.
I thought he was about to rip cat owners like right next to Jeremy.But every cat owner has one room that just smells like you.
But you know what?When I'm out with the boys drinking, I don't gotta go home and take the fucking cat.Oh, Fido!Fido!I gotta go back to Fido!What's going on?He's never had a cat before.Yeah, I had cats with the last girlfriend, two girlfriends ago.
There's no going home by the way if people are at the bar and they're going home to let their dog out They just don't hang out with you anymore With number one being cats, I mean I was telling the story that there's this cat that lives in
at or around my neighborhood in my house and he sits out in front of my house every single day because the people I'm renting the house and I'm guessing the people before me fed this cat so now he's here new people they must want to feed me too right this was a couple nights ago as I'm walking into my house you can see him there just waiting for me and I'm like buddy I got nothing for you I'm gonna go pick something up at the in the car and then come back but he just sits there
The entire time just sitting there waiting for me.Now imagine a second cat.
You're trapped, you can't move.I can't, stuck in a house, whatever.
Let me explain something to you.Couple things.Number one, neighborhood cat serves a very important purpose.No, I love him outside.I hate those neighborhood cats.He takes care of the vermin, right?Give me the vermin.
In an essence, this cat is basically giving you protection.And I've watched enough mob movies, Tony, that when someone gives you protection, You gotta give him a taste of the action.
That cat is like, uh, the envelope's a little light this week, my boy.It's been a lot light for him the last two months.He's like, hey man, I don't wanna make this uncomfortable, but like.He made it uncomfortable.I can make it real uncomfortable.
That was a warning shot.Thank you.He hasn't even done the real stuff.That's just like, hey man.
He's bringing friends, I'm telling you.
That's what we're worried about.
Next thing you know, there's gonna be two or three cats out there.You are stuck in that hallway until you provide food.
Regularly not too much, but just enough to say hey, I appreciate the protection Because what he's saying was like, I don't want anything bad to happen to you now I say you throw some food over to the neighbor's house every single day.
So it gets used to go I really know where it's coming.
Yes.Yeah smart.I think I have another video.I'm gonna see if I can find you know, it also smart you Sent in by DraftKings.
Stay tuned to hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show.DraftKings, the crown is yours.NFL returns to Europe this week.We're punishing Germany with Panthers and Giants.
Isn't it amazing that they always get a shitty game?No matter what.They schedule this shit months in advance.Oh, they had Chiefs-Dolphins last year.
That was a good one.It was a bad game at the start and then the Dolphins made a game in the second half.
Well, on paper it was good, where this one is just bad.
Well wasn't that the first one that they'd had?That was good.So you gotta have the good one first and then you just feed them the shit after that.
I think there's something with the Panthers in Germany because I remember walking around Germany last year and there was a bigger Panthers setup than any other team.
Well the NFL teams have like designated foreign countries that is like their like stomping ground or whatever.
Next year, for example, the Dolphins, I think the season ticket holders have already been informed you're gonna lose a home game, they're gonna play internationally, and there's rumors that it might be in Spain, which I don't think Spain has hosted a game before, but the Dolphins, I think, have the rights to Spain.
So, I don't know anything, I haven't heard anything, but there's rumblings Dolphins may have a Spain game because that's one of their countries.
When you look at the schedule and you see Panthers-Giants in Germany, you just know neither of those teams are gonna be any good.
Right there and just know that that's gonna be a wasted trip if you spend money But I love like German you said German Panthers or the German team I think they had and they had setups for all NFL teams, but the Panthers one was oddly large.
You guys you guys are like soccer guys right or some of your like This is related this is related to the game so it's just like one oh
just like a thing to keep an eye out for so we had spags on the show like a couple weeks ago and he told us that the way that they boo in germany is they whistle and that's like a soccer thing so if you hear like a lot of whistling in the game it's not that people are happy it's they're they're displeased with what's going on so they're booing you with whistles so if you hear whistling just like a cat call whistle or is it like a
It's just like a constant tone Anyway Tyrone Tracy two touchdowns against the Panthers I like that at plus 700 Wow and Tony like TJ Hawkinson any sign any time touchdown not in Germany Vikings at Jaguars Hawkinson came back last week.
He's got to get one eventually plus 235 anytime touchdown there your hawk
You go Jaguars, huh?Jaguars.Jaguar.Jaguar.
Jaguar.They called me out on that like 10 years ago and I changed.I was like, I'm not doing it again.Did you?
Jess also says Jaguars now.
I used to say Jaguars, but now I'm a Jaguar.
Don't care enough to pronounce it right, to be honest.Duval County, stand up.We love our listeners here in Duval County.
I used to say both. But what both?Yeah, he said both with an F. Like with a bowl like B-O-W-L both.
There was a word I used to say on here all the time that you guys make fun of me for.
Don't remember what it is.
I say but it's remember that's the one.Buttons.You just said it, yeah.Buttons.I say buttons wrong, which is fine.I'm cool with it.I don't care.Right.Nittany lions.That's a hard one.Nittany.Nittany is a hard one.
What is a nittany?Do we know?No.
Is it a type of lion?Probably.I guess it's a type of lion.
One that lives at Penn State, I guess.
It's a type of panther, actually. The clue is it's right before the word lion.I don't think any lions live in Penn State.Like what's a Bengal tiger?
Apparently it's like a mountain lion.What's a golden hurricane?
If you gotta ask, what's a green wave?
It involves a lot of spinning, I believe. I sent Mike another video of me.
Yeah, the cat this one has You're not doing it, you know, I gotta like send it to the thing and then I Talk to me this one has me talking to the cat telling the cat repeatedly I got nothing but you already told me that you said that so it's fine
Well, it's just another video.
Anyway, I'm the one that has to put it together and then put it here and then I got this one talking shit to me I mean, what would a German cat sound like like a puma?
It's based on a mountain a cougar a puma or a panther and they roamed central Pennsylvania area until the 1880s There was a time in the 1880s where you're just like walking around going to a football game and a panther comes by like that's crazy
lion near a stadium named beaver yeah I don't understand that either right isn't a happy valley what's happy it's just like a mishmash or random things wildlife just and then they have like a dairy something right like what's going on up there yeah they have like a famous like dairy farm or something is that why they do the whiteout isn't that what they have yeah
Yeah, they have a dairy thing, they have a beaver stadium, they have random lions running around, Happy Valley.Every place should have a beaver stadium.They had that protest when they closed the restaurant, was it?
Oregon State don't even have a beaver stadium.I think Taco Bell, they closed the Taco Bell by there and they held like a funeral for the Taco Bell.Oh yeah, that's right, I do remember something like that.The stuff I know about Penn State, bad.Wow.
And then other stuff that's just odd.Yeah, other stuff, yeah.
Amin was handed something and laughed maniacally at it.
It's unpopular opinions that I had written down.
Unpopular opinion time.All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's do it.I mean, start it off.Let's see what we got here.
The return of unpopular opinions.All right, number one, breakfast cereal is just a dessert and should not be given to children.
So special cake is a dessert?That's not an unpopular opinion.I believe that wholeheartedly.It's just sugar.It's absolutely terrible for you.
Yes?Wait till your kid grows up.Raisin bran.And then you're like, I got to make breakfast or here, just have a bowl of cereal.
Cinnamon toast crunch or Froot Loops? Last week it said if your supermarket has a healthy foods section, what is the rest of the place?Yeah, that's the cereal aisle.
All right, we are at a point where people are way too asocial.That's not an unpopular opinion at all, that's just a fact.That's the fact.
Number three, sleeping with socks on is better.I'm pro-socks, baby.Wow, pro-socks.Depends if it's chilly out.
Have you been wearing those socks at any point during the day or do you put them on just for bed?
The socks in bed are the last act of the sock before it goes to the laundry.
It's his way of saying he wears his socks all day and then to bed.
Yeah, fresh socks come in.
Yeah, that's dirty, no thank you.
Fresh socks come in at the start of the day.
So is it a temperature thing?Are you able to control your sleep temperature because you've got your socks on and you don't have to cover the rest of your body as much?
It's a very delicate system, but yes, the socks regulate the body heat.
Have any of you ever had the grippy socks? The hospital ones?I did.I didn't like them.Yeah.I need to feel more in control.I can't have the socks dictating my movement.
Wait, wait, wait.So you wake up in the morning, you get dressed.You go all day.Then you go to bed with those socks on.So you're not taking a shower between the time you wake up and the time you go to bed?
No, no, no.You wake up in the morning, you shower, brush your teeth, do your morning, as the chat members know, I do it in the morning, right?Do it first thing in the morning, I get it out of the way.
We know in very, very fine detail.
Yes, and so, and now, get dressed, put on the socks, we're going through our day, day's over, get undressed, brush your teeth, get into bed, go to sleep, wake up tomorrow, those socks, going into the laundry.
You're a shower in the morning guy, not a shower at night guy.I'm always shower in the morning.
what if you don't shower like it's a weekend you got no obligations to change socks it's not about obligations no but i'm saying like staying clean it's routine okay but if for whatever reason you break the routine you don't shower do you change the socks you can wear the same socks two days in a row like do you wear it shower to shower or every day you change the socks
I'd have to say shower to shower, because I shower every day.But you pose an interesting question.If I didn't get a chance to shower for whatever reason, would I change the socks?Probably not, to be honest.
The problem with wearing socks to bed, I'm with it.When you're going to bed, sometimes you're like, oh, I want my feet to be warm.This is fine.
The problem is at 2 AM, when you wake up and you want to take them off, you give yourself a cramp doing this weird thing where it's like trying to flick off the socks.I'm trying to put my foot on the floor sometimes with the carpet.
And then you get mad. Do that move when you like take socks off with the floor and then you get mad and you like throw it on the ground.Yeah, Chris I've gotten cramps many a time like trying to take my sock off at 2 a.m.
It's like ah my wife's like what's wrong?
Sock off in bed just one foot pushes the other sock off now The big problem is I got to dig the sock out.
Once you have one foot out Then that second toe can hook the other pair, but it's hard to get that first pair off I'm gonna teach you how to do it you take the obviously this foot the one foot has a sock on it But you're trying to dig it
In the ankle.It's hard to get that friction though.No, no it's not.You gotta press right up against your ankle and go down straight.I have fat ankles.
A little bit of penetration there, then you wiggle wiggle and then you're scrunching your other foot up and down like flexing it.
How are you getting back to sleep after all this?Autopilot.Wiggle wiggle.
All right, chili without beans is just meat sauce.I never knew that there was chili without beans.
That's a Texas thing.I think the beans make it chili, you know?
I think it's the seasoning, the cumin.The cumin, yeah.
Skip the Texas thing.Chili powder.Chili powder.This next one is good.Clubbing in your 30s is more fun than going to bars.That is, this was written by someone who's like 28.Yeah.
Nothing beats bars. Fast food burgers, oh this is a good one, fast food burgers are better than burgers from dine-in restaurants nine times out of ten.We're going to the wrong spots by the way.
Can we take a quick pause right here and check in with Fuentes?Because I believe this was a list of topics that could have gone for minutes and minutes.
Instead it means just powering right through all of them.He got to do it with four minutes to go, you guys spent 20 minutes on socks.
We immersed the first half of the sheet also.No, but that's the way it's supposed to be.The O-Rod thing.Are we going to get to that next week?You got to go to better burger spots, my guy.
Yeah, shadow wag you.Yeah, but then I'm paying $35 for a burger.You're paying $20 for a burger, $10 for fries.What are we doing?That's $30.
You getting that hookup for that shoutout? Ooh, I like the one two topics away.
Go ahead, just do it.Projectors for home use are awful.Oh, zip one.
How's that unpopular opinion?Who has just bare white walls that they're ready to just project shit on?
I use it as a second TV, like on Sundays.I'll put Red Zone on one, and then the Dolphins game or whatever on the other.And then I put it away, and then my wife is like, I need to put my foot down.
Yeah, well, I had a shade to a blackout shade, and then that I went to my daughter's room when she couldn't sleep for her nap, so now I do it in the office.
You know what's a sneaky way to do that?Ending the podcast.It's projected on the ceiling.
And you just stare right up at it.
No, we're done.Okay, goodbye.
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