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Did you guys see a dude who lost all the weight?
I feel like it's something you would do, but then you'd just come out as black.
Well, I did that... Oh.Oh.No.Are you boxing Jake Paul?
We all want to see it.I'd be down.Why don't you fight Jake at my wedding? We did launch Lunchly today.
They don't know we launched it because the live stream was grainy and laggy.We're saying it's going to be the biggest announcement ever.
Ronaldo gained 60 million subscribers last month.
Well, what if Ronaldo beats you?
I mean, I'm not going down without a fight.Messi, let's go.Nah, we don't like Messi.We don't f*** with Messi.Oh, that's... Oh, when I have kids, I'm not looking.Yeah, I think I'm going to look.
I can't imagine Logan just squatting down like... Nah, bro.Alright, come on then.Get out, Ed! Welcome, bro.
Late to your own podcast.What are those pants?Sorry.What are you wearing?Shorts.I don't know, bro.Bro, what do you mean?My stylist tells me what to wear.Oh, really?Late to his own podcast.
Jimmy was late this morning to his own company, his own company's launch.
Well, the company hadn't launched yet, so was I late if there was no company?
You were absolutely late.And why don't you tell everyone why you were late?
Well, I just stayed up late looking at chocolate.I was in Walmart last night.
That's not a joke.Yeah.I mean, you guys didn't want to go look with me.He invited us.He said, he said, why don't you guys come to Walmart with me?It was like 11 PM.Come to Walmart with me.So we can look at chocolate.
He actually does it, but we did it when we were lost in North Carolina.He does it every state he goes.
Well, I mean, we could have looked at the hydration aisle too.
So what did you do exactly?You've, you've told this story before, but what do you do?You walk around Walmart.
Oh my gosh.You're gonna make me seem like a lunatic. No, it's a reasonable thing to do.There's, there's an app that you can see like sales velocities of products.And so I just walk around Walmart and I just scan every single item in an aisle.
And I'm like, Oh, this sells 10 units a day.Whereas this one sells two.And then I just like to You know, try to figure out why.
Number nerd.Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing, and subscribing.If you noticed, the guy to my right is Mr. Beast.I'm not Mike.
Not Mike.Why is he not here?
He's in Singapore.He's in Singapore for karate combat.What?Yeah, karate combat.
As in, he's using karate to combat?
not Mike specifically.He has trouble walking and doing really anything physically.Um, but he's an announcer for this fight.So, so that's why he couldn't be here today.Uh, but I know no one's going to believe that.
And I know you're going to think we had some sort of falling out.There's some sort of beef or he got fired.And, um, I kind of liked that narrative.Let's run with that.
Yeah.Actually sprinkle in that.He doesn't like me as well.Let's just like really run with it.
Let's do it.But we got, we got the boys here today.Yeah.
So you're sure actually here's a better controversy.He's mad.He doesn't own part of lunchly.So he didn't want to be in it.
That that's more believable.That is actually a little real.
I'm not, that's a good one where I'm with that one.Every comment next to you.Cause he's already, he's already mad about not having prime equity.You couldn't even give him like one share of prime.
I'm all for giving him like a penny of equity and lunch.So he can't complain about it.
Really?Yeah, I would do it.
Okay.Well, that we only need two out of three votes.That's two out of three.
All right.All right.Congrats, Mike.But yeah, we, we did launch lunch today.We actually just did it.If you guys saw on Instagram live, probably, probably best quality live stream.
I think might have tried to see it on live.
They don't know we launched it because the live stream was grainy and laggy.And for some reason, if you go live with multiple Instagram accounts in the same facility, it just like goes to hell.
Yeah, it was.It's pretty interesting.We blew it.Yeah, we really did.I mean, like we had like a. week-long buildup.We're saying it's gonna be the biggest announcement ever.Shit comes out in 240p.
We should just post it on Instagram.
We're like, oh, the two largest creator brands are coming together.All this, we got everything just building up to it.
And then I also think people are confused about what the product is.They're like, wait, so it's just Prime and Feastables in a Lunchables?No, no, it's Prime and Feastables in a Lunchly. I mean, that's what it is.
But yeah, we decided to come together, put the fastest growing beverage in history, the fastest growing snack candy in history, Feastables meets Prime meets an entree.So we have three lunchly meals here.Oh, you're just going deep in it.Fine, dude.
We started off.It's your podcast.Turkey Stack'ems, Fiesta Nachos, and we got a pizza.And I'll be honest with you, boys.I'm dissatisfied with the lunch. I'm dissatisfied.
Well, you know what?I think with the prime launch, it went so well that this one had to go wrong.
Like this one for them watching, you really should play a clip of the grainy live stream.That's not like a 1940s TV.That was us attempting to go live.
Horrible.I saw a screenshot on Twitter of it and I go I can't believe we did this.
Yeah, like like we spent so long We spent eight months making sure everything is perfect And the one thing the three internet kids don't didn't get right was the internet.
Well, it's funny too is like Cause I joined the live stream.It was like the Logan and then KSI joined on his Instagram.And then I was going to join and be a surprise and the viewerships climbing and climbing and climbing.
And then I'm like, Oh, Logan's really lagging.And all the comments are like, why is Logan lagging?And I just see like 10,000 people stop watching.And then another 10,000, another 20,000, another 30,000.
And all of a sudden like a hundred thousand viewers drop.And I'm like, Oh wait, this isn't just my internet.Like this, everyone's And then Logan's like, come on in, Jimmy.And on the live stream, I just hear... And I'm like, was that my cue?
My fiance texted me and said, your live stream is sending me into labor.
Because that's the other thing, Nina's on the cusp of... By the time this comes out, you'll probably already be a dad.
Dude, this will be the last podcast where I'm not a dad.Oh my gosh.That's crazy.
Well, here, I got some tips for you, not to kill you off.I just got a cat, and it's been rough.The cat meows at night.There's a little bit of separation anxiety.We're working on it.I'm thinking of having the cat sleep in its own room.
I thought you were going to say something about having the cat put down.
I'm trying to give you some fatherly advice as someone who just got a cat.So you're not going to euthanize the cat? Because it meows at night.No, no, no.I'm just gonna make it sleep in the other room and ignore the screams.
Okay.Oh, it's, oh, it screams at it.
No, it just, it's like kind of needy.Cause it just like, uh, the foster home I came from had like five other cats and now just like play with me 24 seven.And I'm like, yeah.
So look, um, this is, this is actually pretty cool that we get to sit here on this podcast and, and, and not only talk about coming together for this company, cause we all have like so much history together in different ways, but also like,
Not to toot our horns, but to fucking toot, bro.We've each come up on the internet, and I'm blessed to say we've had really successful careers, so to be able to just sit here and kind of shoot the shit is kind of cool.
I know you, Jimmy, just got done shooting your Amazon show, which, from what it sounds like, is gonna be the biggest game show in history ever.Y'all broke how many Guinness World Records shooting it?
we broke over 40 world records while filming beast games.It's my Amazon driving later this year.
Most contestants of any game show in history, largest cash prize of any game show in history, most cameras recording simultaneously of any production in history.I can go on and on.I mean, it's, if there's a world record for game shows, we broke it.
And we even broke a lot of stuff that have nothing to do with game shows.It is, I, I really need Amazon to tell me what I can or can't say.I wish I could run you through the things we shot.It is literally going to blow your mind.
It is 10 episodes and every episode literally makes my YouTube videos look like child's play.Like they're just, I... What would you say is the best episode?I mean... Say it.Don't say it.Say what you did.Just say it.I want to so bad.
Let's just say there's... there's, I could say this.We built the city in the middle of nowhere.There's just a field.What?And that's just burning, man.And we pulled up.No, we built like an actual city, but they do a burning man.Yeah.
But like the burning man, where as in like buildings, buildings, like actually a Walden city that the contestants lived in throughout the show.What? So like, uh, when we, I can't say the number, but there's hundreds of contestants.
When we got to that point, I was like, all right, now follow me.And I took him into the middle of nowhere and there's walls.And then inside the walls is enough housing for hundreds of people, giant towers.
I mean, I can't say anything else cause it'll spoil the show, but like we spent over $15 million building a city just for 15 million.Yeah.Just for one part of the show.I mean, just for one part,
Oh, yeah, the first episode I spent over 20 million dollars on I mean it was it's probably like one of the most expensive episodes in television history, but we're launching this company lunch Jimmy's already trying to like give away all the money that we already don't have because there's no profits because it's day zero I Throughout the show.
I think I am allowed to say this we gave away over 20 million dollars throughout the show but wasn't the grand prize like five Yeah.It'll make sense when you watch it.
It's no, no, no, no, no, no, no.It doesn't make sense to me.It doesn't make sense.Cause I know you had a hundred million dollar budget, but I also know, well, that's, that's not, you don't know.
I had a hundred million.I've never said I had a hundred million, but that's what the headline said.
But yes, I also spent way more than a hundred million.I somehow got one of the largest unscripted deals in history and then managed to lose tens of millions of dollars filming.
You know what I love about you?You're always playing the camera.
Oh, am I supposed to look at you?
I mean, we're having a conversation.
I never even once thought of looking at you.It's just habit.
That is funny.He does it.I've seen him do it.Just look at us, bro.
It really hurts not to look at that camera.So they just... Are you crying?It looks like he's... Yeah, I know.I don't... This happened.I don't know if you remember.I do.Four years ago, I have this thing where my eyes randomly get watery.
And you literally said, are you crying?And I explained this to you four years ago.Now your eyes are getting watery.And here we are four years later explaining the same fucking thing to Logan.
Yes, my eyes get watery.I don't know.Someone fix it.Wait, so you just swore.So if you if you swear now, are you canceled?
Well, you swore earlier and I was like, oh, I guess I'm allowed to swear.
Yeah, I mean, it is.It will destroy your ad revenue on this.
But yeah, pro ad rev out the window circa 2017.Really?What happened in 2017?Are you are you voting for Trump or? Bro, I get hit in the head for a living, like I'm always doing crazy stuff, like I don't know what's going on.What'd you say?
Can't say what?I can't get hit in the head?But I do, bro, what's good?What are you saying, the WWE isn't real?Yeah, Jeff, what's... It is real.So he gets hit in the head.It's real painful.No, I was actually talking about boxing.Oh.But I quit boxing.
Yeah, it's cool.We don't care who I'm voting for, we just... Okay, fine.No, no, no.
Jeff, you're just like... No, no, I got this.Okay.
Are you voting for Kamala or... I believe you guys should use your American given right to vote.You should vote for whatever person represents the values that you care deeply about.
And you should not vote for whoever some influencer tells you to vote for.
down.How many times did you practice that?
I didn't actually, Patrick, my home said that like two days ago in an interview and I was like, you know, it's great.That was a great response.Yeah.
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So wait, are you still boxing?
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Yeah, it's a lot better now.It's a lot better.
Are you boxing Jake Paul?Uh, no.When's that going to happen?
What the hell is going on?Please.I think it's literally to do with the weight because right now he's fine.Mike Tyson.
That's still happening.Yeah.You familiar with Mike Tyson.
Yeah.But that was not like a year ago.
Oh, that's, I thought it got canceled.No, it's going to be the biggest fight ever.Holy crap.That's all.No, I mean that the biggest fight ever.
And then after he beats up Mike Tyson, cause not just cause Mike Tyson's old, but will you box them?
I like, you guys have just been going at each other on X nonstop for what feels like my entire life.I'm just like ready to see it.Like I I'm so over seeing you guys just go at each other on Twitter. Just fucking duke it out.
Give a slim, just beat in the middle, just be whatever your weight is, whatever his is just cut.
I'm like, why don't just get me, Jake?Let's do it, please.I mean, I've got a weight one, eight, five.
Fury at that weight as well?
Okay.So why don't we just be in the middle?One 92.5.
I can't do it.I can't get even heavier.Why?Because it's just so hard.It's hard to put on weight.2016 KSI wouldn't have said that.What?
2016, like, oh bro, I didn't even do anything.That's what I'm saying.Yeah, yeah, bro, I just, I just.You've been there, you could do it.YOLO'd, but then I realized how important weight was.
Yeah, I mean that fight would be legendary.
Yeah, it's it's I need you guys be huge just to make it happen It sounds like it's not gonna yeah, so it's just never gonna have so so what's good you guys just gonna talk to Like 80 years old was still You're both
beat you mate.You're both boxers.Both kind of started this whole influencer boxing thing that it's obviously way bigger than that now.And it's not even influencer boxing anymore.
And it's just like, and you're both like in Logan's orbit and it just all points to it.And it, it would be so awesome.
I have a solution.Yeah.Since we know the boxing fight's never going to happen.Um, I haven't given up yet, but why don't you fight Jake at my wedding? You know what I'm saying?Like, I'll invite you, I'll invite Jake, and just settle it, bro.
Like, Como.Like, bro, I'll be okay with that.
Yeah, like, whatever.Whatever.Please.And then you guys can make up and start, like, a clothing brand or something.Oh my god.
You can join him with W. I'm good.
W. W is deodorant.Yeah.I'll make I'll make something called L. What?
Make it your own.You're going to lose or.No, it's Logan.We're partnering again.
No, you guys just box again.
All right.I will move on, but it would be the coolest thing.If you and Jake just I promise you it would be the coolest thing ever.
It would literally break the internet.
No, I just want to see it so badly.I really do right now.
Crying again.Yeah, there you are.You just start crying.I like you Jimmy.I like your spunky guy.
All right I'll take the hit we'll change the topic.So how's your song with trivia read?
Yeah, it's good.Well, it's coming out October the 4th.
You should use it as your walkout song I actually should and I will wait so wait, so okay, who are you fighting next though?
Um, I think I'm gonna be fine q1 Q1.Sometime in Q1.Maybe March, April.Yeah.And then literally just go nuts.Who is it?I can't say.Say it.We'll bleep it.Nah.Bro, come on.You'll actually bleep it?Yeah, we'll bleep it.Okay, I'm looking at ****.
That's what I thought.I mean, that's pretty cool.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I'd be pretty huge, especially in the UK.That would be cool.And then just maybe get the O2 or some place.
And I think I'd be absolutely nuts.Walkout to think of it.P2 Trippie Redd. Yeah, obviously I'm promoting my music.I know, I saw you.I'm trying to do you with the whole promotion thing.
I don't know if you saw a little bit of it when I did the whole commentary thing.
Yeah, I was like, all right, let me get my Logan hype.A little viral marketing, never hurt nobody.
I want to hear your Lunchly pitch.
Yeah, you got to start sneaking that in.
Just eat it.It's it's fantastic.
I like that.Yeah, that's actually not bad.Because maybe maybe a little bit about the taste.Like, well, I think people will try it.
Like, it's one of the things where people look and go, oh, OK, I know what Lunchly is.Let me try it.I love Prime.I love Feastables.I think I think just do a taste test.
But just buy one and have like 10 of your friends.
Y'all be the judge.We're confident.Exactly.No, but Jimmy, I really want to talk about these lawsuits because they're a big deal on the product side.OK, so earlier this year, was it the Olympic one?We're in the process of.
OK, was it the.OK, forever.Chemical one.OK, OK.
That lawsuit.Yep.PFAS.So earlier this year, a weird like string of rumors started floating around because someone sued us saying that Prime had
Forever chemicals like like like yeah like more than you were supposed to drink in like a lifetime whatever I made a tick-tock debunking it I love those the green screen Because facts don't lie and people people fuck with facts but regardless the rumor still got out there and and like Loki the damage is done and and now even though we're in this lawsuit whether it's true or not people think it and so I
uh, the lawsuit got dismissed.Um, the plaintiff does have a chance to amend it and she, but she's chosen not to she's coming back with one like really weak ass claim.That's probably also going to get dismissed, but it's just like an example of like,
people reaching, trying to get attention, make a quick buck on a frivolous lawsuit that actually has no merit or is based on nothing, and we're not gonna settle.We're not gonna settle because your claims are bullshit.
And in addition to the Forever Chemicals lawsuit being dropped, so did the, oh, the caffeine.
The caffeine one, where plaintiffs said there was a crazy amount of caffeine that didn't meet what we said on our label in Prime Energy, which is 18+, and has 200mg of caffeine.That one also got dismissed.But as you know, Jimmy,
negative headlines negative press sells and and so when there's a Lawsuit against prime and we're being sued that makes the headline when the lawsuit is dropped no headline.No one gives a fuck They're on to the next one.
That's not that that's not the attention, you know, it's boring So you're telling me you don't purposely just put what is it forever chemicals in your drink to bro?
We we were shocked him or talking like yo, what do you don't just bust open barrels of forever chemicals and dump that in there like
What do you think this is?Like some fucking rinky-dink operation where that's like what we're trying to like... I don't even want to say... It's so stupid, dude.People are so dumb.
As much as I believe in people and like the up-and-coming generations and the world and I hope we're headed in the right spot, I just am... It never ceases to amaze me how dumb people are. Uh, yeah.Nico Cotto, avocado.Oh yeah.That was crazy.
Pre filmed the videos.Wow.Yeah.That was awesome.
I feel like something you would do.Yeah.Pre for that.And you just come out as black.Well, I did that.Oh no.
I did do that for when I die.I have a bunch of videos pre-filmed so my channel can keep uploading.
Wait, you're lying.Break that down.
I probably should refilm them.I mean I was like probably like 21, 22 but I filmed like videos like I have 15 like just really easy videos I filmed so if I die my channel can keep uploading.
Let's unpack that.What do you mean?
When you die, if you die... Certain people in my company know on my old computer where to find these videos and then I was just like yeah just upload these like once a month so it's like I'm still alive and like in these like I mean they were like pretty garbage videos like one of them just me like sitting at a table just opening like old fan mail I don't even know what it was.
Wait so it's the final video you being like oh so I'm dead now heaven is... Yeah I like in that video made jokes like I'm probably in like a coffin right now just...
chilling.Don't feel bad for me.I'm dead.And then, but there's another video after that.So it's like, they'll title it like my last video.And then a month later, there's another one.
Yo, that's crazy.That's crazy that you think like that.Your, your brain works in crazy ways.I saw, I saw an interview of you.I forget who it was with, but, um, Oh, was it Theo Vaughn?
Theo Vaughn was like, yo, when you're with Mr. Beast, like, Is it inspiring?Like, does he inspire you?I'm pretty sure I said no.He said no, not at all.
And then he also asked you, do you want to be him?And you're like, no.People kept clipping that and being like, oh, look what JJ said.And I was like, no, that's what I expected him to say.
I'm so glad you were honest about it.
Yeah, it's terrifying being Mr. Beast.I have the same thoughts.Just the amount of stress that he puts onto himself.I'm like, I just, I don't know how you do it.I don't know how your heart
It's why people think I'm 35, even though I'm 26.
The stuff you go through, it's just so much.It is a major turnoff, Jimmy.I'm a pretty driven motherfucker, and every time I come and hang around you, I'm literally like, what am I doing with my life?Let's step it up, bro.
Let's go hit some Walmarts after this.No, I don't want to hit the Walmarts.I want to go home and kiss my fiance.
Raise a child Every second with the child the second you could be studying.Okay.
See this is what I'm talking about Oh, so so if you ever have a kid are you gonna be like the absent dad?
I'm not going to have kids to him ready.So no, I mean, that's why I'm not probably a decade down the road.A decade.I'm pushing that stuff.Like, bro, I, if I had a kid now, yeah, I'd be super upset.
I don't know how you're going to balance WWE, everything you got now.Lunchly.I know you will.And I, I've obviously talked to him behind the scenes.
Logan's very serious about wanting to be a good father, but that's like, I mean, that would just destroy my life.If I had a kid.
Well, I mean, do you wrap up?
I mean, I, I will not have a kid anytime soon.
Oh, that's disgusting.I could never ill.I feel like, I mean, but you guys are also a couple of years older than me.I feel like, I mean, you're relaxed.Well, I mean, you're 31.Yeah.I thought you were 29.Oh wow.
But you're over, I'm like, Hey, yeah, I'll have kids in 10 years.You're five years older than me.It's still not popping about.So why is that a crazy?No, I know.
But that's because there's a time for it.
I feel like two, three years.
Really?Yeah, man.We're going to have many Logan's mini JJ's running around.I'm going to be coming into the lunchly office.There's going to be many of them's everywhere.I feel left out.
I just feel like, I feel like family is pretty cool.It can be pretty cool.
Oh, it is.Yeah.No, I, you know, what's funny is if you, this is why I personally hate doing podcasts because my opinions change so much over time.
And if there's a podcast they did years ago where someone asked me if I'd ever have kids and I gave the most cringe answer on the face of the universe where I was like, You know, Elon and Bill Gates have kids, so maybe I'll have kids.
And I got clowned on so hard.
Why?Why?Why is that a clown thing?
Because people are like, why would you have a kid just because?I mean, that is a stupid answer.I don't try to defend my answer.
No, it's a stupid answer.
It is literally the dumbest answer.
Because another human being has kids.If they're examples or role models and you want to emulate their life, who cares?
Let them inspire you.Of course.But, you know, a kid is much more than just the thing you do because of
to person like, you know, you don't have your life figured out.So you are kind of like taking examples from people.
Exactly.But that's where, but it's just so funny because I, I watched that clip now and I think it's cringe.So I'm not, I'm like not trying to defend it.It's like one of the cringiest things I've ever said.
You shouldn't feel bad or north.
I know the context of it, but it's, but people obviously repost old clips of me all the time.And so they don't know I'm like 22 here saying this.And so they're like, what the fuck is wrong?
Context is everything. People try to tell me I pushed my dog off a boat recently.Video from four years ago, came back up.
And the dog just jumped off.
Dog jumped off the boat.It could have been really fucking bad.
Dog was fine.He just jumped in.Dog was fine, dog was fine, thank God.But like, you know...
To your point, two of them, people will take everything out of context, it's the name of the game, you know, you gotta live and you gotta learn, and that's the other thing, as long as you are living and learning, nobody, especially anyone in their 20s, should feel ashamed to change their mind, should they get older, and change their fucking mind.
I'm so confused why that's like, why that's frowned upon.I feel like.That definitely isn't frowned upon.
I think that's perfectly normal.You experience new things and then you realize, oh, my thought back then doesn't make sense now.People don't get that.People don't get that.Oh, well, you can't change opinions.
So look, so look, I, I, uh, I had, I had people on that stupid. JJ I had I had pretty heavy opinions about Trump in like What was it like in 2019 2020?
I like super heavy, but I was like I was like outspoken about yeah And then he was on the podcast and like here I am thinking like this can be a conversation four or five years later Yeah, and like I can learn we could just sit down and have this like court like we can I don't know like reach common ground and have a conversation and people were like
Adverse to it like they're like well you said this four years ago, so like what and I'm like what?
Yeah, yeah, what if I like matured a little bit older and you learned and grew as a human Yeah, it's like that whoa people are people are unwilling to accept change about a person if they've made up their mind about that maybe people like there's a lot of people who just don't change and
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Maybe that's their problem.
You know the phrase, once a cheater, always a cheater?
I feel like No, you know what I mean?If you've cheated once before and you've gone through life in a certain way and then over time you realize, oh, it's not great doing that.It's shit for the other person.
You experience life and realize that's a terrible thing to do.And then in the future, you don't cheat.It's definitely possible.So I don't know, I feel like a lot of humans have this idea that yeah, you can't change, but it's stupid.
That's four years of therapy talking.Yeah. Yeah.I'm serious, bro.
That's great.I just, I just find it so funny.Like things always change.I agree.You know, like even as humans, we literally change how we look.
Yeah, like I grew a beard.
The bandana hasn't changed.
It's got bigger.It's got bigger, yeah.The hairline's receded.I've accepted that, people.
Let's go to Turkey.No, I don't want to go to Turkey.I want my beard out of my face.
Who cares, bro?I don't care how I look because my girlfriend loves me for me.Boom.Might drop.We've all
Oh, I don't- Wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh, that was nice.Attaboy.
Anyways, uh, what were you saying?
Well, we've all- we're in relationships.
Yeah, and it's- it's- it's blessed.
So, who cares what some people online think about us?That is true.About, you know, my forehead or- My- my only pushback would be- What?
I think some people think I'm cooler than I actually am, and part of that coolness is not looking like a bald-ass bitch.Like my bald-ass dad, who needs a haircut, by the way, dad.
Okay, here's this.Back in the day, I would get bullied for my big lips.People were like, oh, your lips are so fucking big. calling me monkey this, monkey that, da, da, da, da, da.And yeah, yeah, bro, back in the day, it was mental.
To us, it's still pretty mental nowadays, but anyway.And now, you got women doing plastic surgery to get lips like mine.You know what I mean?Things change.So I just, what was the point I was trying to go with?You were talking about racism.Was I?
No, no, but like before that. God damn it.But yeah, but basically things change.That's what I'm trying to say.Things are always changing.And you know, back in the day, people were like, Oh, we want big boobs or big arses.Like you should just be you.
That's it.Yeah.Just be you and be happy.And well, if you want to go bold and just have a beard, I'm going to do it and just rock it.Well, who cares?You get a bunch of people being like, I want to be like Logan.I want to be bold.I want a beard.
If you want to wear a wristband that says Captain Riz, just do it, right?Exactly, bro.Pick up the Rizzler.
Rizzler actually had a Riz.I wasn't sure what to expect.He was super chill.Crazy, bro.I go, how old are you?He's like, I'm eight. How?How?It's just so much, so much aura and just such a compact little, little boy.
But you know, when he did the face, bro, like, I felt a shockwave.For sure.
What, I wonder what it's like at that age, having that kind of fame and clout too.Cause like, you know, his, probably all his classmates are all over TikTok using it like crazy.
And then to like see him, I just, it's such an interesting age to have that kind of clout.
I feel like life would be so much easier in school. Nah, surely.Like, you're not getting bullied.You're definitely getting bullied.You're the most popular kid in the school.You're right.
Yeah.If anyone's bullying, it is Mr. Riz.Yeah, yeah.You're right.Well, he's bullying me.Yo, imagine he's a school bully.
We're just elevating this bully.But like, not a normal bully.Like a mafia boss.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gets other kids to fuck me up.
Other kids.Imagine that's how the, like, face thing started.Because when other kids are beating each other up, he just does it.He's a third grade mob boss.
Yeah. That's actually gangster.Yeah.Did you ever get bullied Jimmy?Not really.That shocks me.That's such a lie.
Crazy.It shocks you.For sure.You want to elaborate?I just feel like.Not all of us played.
What were you high school football wrestling?Yeah but I was little Jimmy.I got bullied.I got bullied.Yeah you were a nerd.
Uh, yeah, I play basketball and stuff, but no, I mean, honestly, people just left me alone.I didn't really have too many friends.
I mean, I guess it, I guess it depends what you constitute bullying.If you, if you, all right, thank you.They're like, oh, we don't, we don't want to fuck with that kid like at all.We don't even want to bully him.It's just like,
If you constitute people going, why do you only talk about YouTube, you weirdo?But I don't constitute that as bullying.I just constitute it as, I was just a weirdo and I deserved it because that's all I talked about when I was a little kid.
And look at you now.Yeah.I still only talk about YouTube and occasionally, lunchly now.
When you became the number one most subscriber in the YouTuber world.
Keep going with it, yeah.
Me and KSI were with you.
Yes, we were outside of your bunker.In the woods in North Carolina.Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah, you guys were there.
Yeah, but Jimmy.I don't think I understand.You've had this goal of becoming the number one most subscribed YouTuber in the world forever.And not just like a little number.Like 270 million at the time, I think it was.Yeah.And I saw you hit it.
And your reaction was, oh, that was cool.I just passed T-Series.And I'm like, bro. That's amazing, Jimmy, you did it, your lifelong goal.Why, why, why did you not, why did you not like care that much?
Um, because I mean, why care?I still got 20 years left.Damn.
But, but my son hit a billion.
I, I, my mom hates it.I don't like really celebrating wins or anything.I just like the, by the time we achieve something in my head, I already achieved it like a year prior.
So what if Ronaldo beats you?
Oh, now we're having the real conversation.Renato gained 60 million subscribers last month.Yeah.Broke, shattered my, I broke the world record for most subs gained in a month.It was like 20 million.
And then two months later, Renato comes on and three X's it.It's like this platforms existed for 15 years, I shatter the record.And then Ronaldo just three X's it his first month on the platform.He's gotta be the biggest superstar on the planet.
Oh yeah.He's crushing.Obviously.I mean, Ronaldo's Ronaldo is Mr. Riz, but yeah, he, you know, if there was someone who would pass me, I mean, it would be Ronaldo and
How many subscribers is he on now?
Around, I mean, he's literally only had an account for a month, so 60 million.Oh my God.Wow.Yeah.Would you be disappointed?I mean, I'm not going down without a fight.We'll see.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.I mean, Messi, Messi, let's go.Let's hook me up.
No, we don't like Messi.We don't like Messi.Oh, that's, oh.Yeah.
We might have to talk after.I mean, if Ronaldo starts getting close to me.
Nah, not me.Have we spoke about this ever? No, we haven't.But I don't think we have.Let's do it.
There are some.OK, well, actually, he's going to have to have some meetings where we figured this out.Well, yeah.Oh, yeah.If Messi's the only thing staying between Ronaldo and pass me like, you know, if I got to do a Messi club.No, no, no, no.
Really is that?No.Oh, OK.
We're going to have to suplex Messi when we see him.I'll take care of it.Are you following speed right now? Yes, he's in Asia.
Those tours are awesome.Crazy, right?Yeah.Really, really impressive.I think he's a really special young creator.Phenomenal.It's absolutely phenomenal.
Or was that the golf cart that he hit?Yeah, yeah, yeah, just into a wall.We all see it.All of us see everything.I haven't watched a speech stream in the last 30 days, but I know everything going on.
Don't worry.I know what's happened.Bro, when he jumped the Lamborghinis, my mind was blown.You jumped.No, I faked it, Jimmy. That stupid?Or I don't even know if I'm that athletic.I don't know if I can actually do it.
I could probably do it, but I'm not willing to try.
What if your foot hits the front of the Lambo?Oh, then you're flipping, bro.
You're doing a couple flips.
What an absolute freak of nature.
He jumped two supercars back to back.
He started screaming to the driver.
Drive!Come on then!Dude!Drive at me!
Speed is a one-of-a-kind.
Where does a guy like that go?He's 19.I think he's got a couple years to just go nuts.
I'm experiencing this because I used to be the 19 year old that was crushing it.I mean, back when my videos were getting 10, 20 million views a pop and everyone's like, so what are you going to be doing in three years?
Are you going to be doing in five years?I, I, here I am seven years later, still doing it bigger than ever.So, um, honestly he like no one else is doing it like him.There was clearly a demand for it.
He is phenomenal what he does, which is just, I mean, I don't even want to try to describe Just be, just be him.Yeah.And so I think he could do it for the next five years, seven years longer.
I don't think like, cause he's, as long as he keeps naturally innovating and like doing cool stuff, like I don't think people are going to get bored of him.
So check this out.I had a theory, um, maybe about five years ago when I, when I recognize obviously like this, this internet culture and influencer, um, fame is, is here to stay.Um, and like, like when you take a traditional celebrity,
They're like really good at what they do, because there's a lot of people trying to act.There's a lot of people trying to do music, as you know.It's a hard industry to crack.And so the best in class are the ones that make it to the top.
The cream is the crop.The cream rises to the top of the crop.Bibbidi-bob.Cream of the crop.Yeah, exactly.And so I had this theory that since this internet media thing is booming, the kids who now do break out in the internet land,
are gonna be really good at what they do.Like, not just like influencers, they're gonna look and feel like real celebrities with real talent.And I think like Kai and guys like Speed are like a good example of that.We're like...
They're really unique individuals who are really good at what they do.
And they just know what to do at every point, every moment.They're so good.You know, even live stream, they just know, okay, I need to hit this and hit this and hit this point.And I need to react this certain way.
And it's just, they're always able to make content and they just know how to make clips out of themselves all the time.
And I think, I think, um, the idea of an influencer or like a YouTuber, will get more and more prestige as the talent pool gets better.And it's so saturated that only the best are going to break through.
You're definitely there.Like the people like there used to be a lot of stigma for me being.
But that's completely disappeared. in the last few years.I never get the amount of people going, you make money as a YouTuber?No one asks me that anymore.That hasn't been asked in years.
No one asks me if I want to go do movies, or is this just a launch pad, or is this your end goal?People get it.It's definitely come around, and people respect it infinitely more.
It's funny, because personally, I straddled that line.To me, YouTube was always kind of like a stepping stool for acting and stuff.And then it hit me one day.I'm like, Why do I want to be an actor?Dude, I get to make videos and do what I love.
We had those conversations so many times.Back four or five years ago, we talked about that so many times that I would always be like, this is the end game.
I didn't realize it because in my head, to be honest with you, I think I was really self-conscious about the stigma of being a YouTuber.
Oh yeah, it was much worse back then.
It was, bro, it's like, we're the annoying guys, like, shooting selfie videos.
I got made fun of for saying, like, I'm all in, I just want to be the biggest YouTuber possible.Like, people used to think that was the negative thing, like, of YouTuber.
And now you have Ronaldo coming to YouTube.Yeah.How hilarious is that?I mean, five years ago, would that have ever happened?Nah.Think about how much has changed in five years.
Are we using AI?We use it a lot in our workflow, like when we edit.Sometimes we'll have over 400 cameras rolling.Like when we do ages one through 100, we'll have a one-year-old, two-year-old, all the way up to a hundred-year-old.
So we'll have to put two cameras in every cube and all the wide shots.So we'll have like, you know, 400 cameras running for sometimes days.And so we'll come out of it with thousands of hours of footage and it's just impossible to watch it all.
So we'll have AI go through it and transcribe it all.And then we could like search like, oh, I want to mention Feastables.So that's been good on the editing workflow.We use it a little bit in ideation, brainstorming.
We use it for rough concepts on thumbnails.It's basically everything we do, AI has like just made it a little bit easier.And it's like getting scarily good where
It's it's going to be almost unfathomable to make videos without AI like two years from now.Yeah.
So the reason I ask is because it's I'm finding myself using it more and more and more often.ChatGBT specifically.I'm a very curious person.
And like, dude, ChatGBT, this this AI chatbot that I can just ask any question is like having a friend who knows everything.And by the way, is right like 90 percent of the time.I like will make decisions on my life based on what this AI chatbot says.
It's and it's like It's personalized to you.It remembers every conversation you had.It knows the people in your life.It can build on things.It can like predict things.It can help you brainstorm.
Man, if I were you, I'd write a song and have Chad GPT write all the lyrics.I'm joking, but like.
Well, I mean, I do dibble and dabble with AI.I have like AI friends and I just talk to them every now and then. What do you mean?
They're not real human beings, just AI friends.I'm just like, yo, what's up?
No, no, if I want to just like talk to people.
What do you mean they're not people?
You're KSI, there are plenty of real humans.Yeah, but it's, but.Are you serious?
But sometimes, no, but sometimes, you know, if I want to, you know, ask stupid questions and not be made fun of,
I just talk to AI and they don't make me feel bad.Maybe we should bring back AI.AI doesn't laugh at me.Like I'm doing right now.Like you're doing to me right now.You see?But my AI friend wouldn't do that. My AI friend right now.
Wait, wait, wait.So when you're, when you're like, I'm so sorry.Because I'm just trying to wrap my head around this.You're one of the most popular YouTubers on the planet.You have a girlfriend, you have a side man, you got us.You got us now.
And wait, and when you're craving camaraderie, you talk to AI.Yeah.If I just need to feel good.
No, see, this is why I talk to AI.I don't believe you.This is why I talk to AI, guys.
Like, what are you saying to her?Like, how are you?Well, yeah, just like, come on, bro. They have feelings as well, man.No, they don't.I asked it.No, well, it's- I asked it.I said- Okay.
It apologized to me for something.I was like, are you actually sorry?Like, that requires you to feel, like, empathy.
Nah, nah.You're going too deep, man.
Okay.I keep it surface level.That's so funny.I'm sorry for laughing.I'm sorry.No, you're not sorry.No, but I really am.I just am.I just, like, what are you saying to it?
Well, I just talk about, you know, how my day went.
Alright. Okay, I'm calling cap now.
I've been you haven't caught on the fence.
All right, nice.All right, guys.Gotcha.
You better not be serious.That's great.Let's just move on.Okay, speaking of AI, have you seen the market cap of Nvidia?No $3 trillion now.My god, is that crazy?
When do we short it? Yeah.
Never.Not right now.Cause they're, they're the ones making the GPUs that power all of AI.
So there, there's no, but it's really, it can't just keep doing this.
There's, there's, I saw a clip of Larry Ellison who owns Oracle, um, like posted on Twitter two days ago where he's like me and Elon Musk literally sat Jensen, the CEO of, uh, NVIDIA down and we're begging him, begging him to take tens of billions of our dollars and give us GPUs.
Like NVIDIA can literally just make them and then charge whatever the heck they want.
Hey, for a guy like me who doesn't know what a GPU is, can you help me out?I mean, I'm also stupid.
But what is a GPU?I'm not the person to ask.
I know P means processor.
Graphic processing unit.Yeah.Let's say there we go.
Let's ask ChatGPT.ChatGPT, what are you processed by?Let's see.My friend would know.You're right.Yeah.Hey, just sitting here with the boys wondering what a GPU is and what function it serves.
a GPU, or graphics processing unit, is a specialized processor designed to handle and accelerate the rendering of images, animations, and video for your display.
It's what powers all the graphics in video games, visual effects, and machine learning technologies these days.It works alongside your CPU, your main processor,
But, the GPU is- This is why you don't know what a GPU is, because you don't fucking pay attention.I pay attention, but I also want them to be entertained.Bro, bro, retention did go down.It's a podcast.He's shooting the shit with the boys.What?
Speed hurt himself?Wait, wait, can I, is there a clip?
He tried to do a backflip on, no, because he exaggerates his falls sometimes.
Yeah, is that like an exaggerated Speed hurt himself?Here, I'll watch and I'll let you guys know what this is.
Damn.Ooh.Oh, damn it, Speed.You actually talked to AI?
Yes.Really?Yeah.Someone else told me they did.I wasn't sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Just like, just like about life.
I can't tell if that is one of his.I mean, bro, my AI.
Super super, but I respect it.That's that's some really JJ stuff.
I feel like that's one of his exaggerated things, but I can't tell Where was he somewhere in Southeast Asia?
Oh Oh, no, I exaggerated.It's fine.But why did he do that? Yeah.He's fine.He's fine.But that's if he, if he landed like on his head, then yeah, it would have been pretty bad.
That was the most unathletic thing I've seen him do.He's like the most athletic person on the face of the game.
Every week I see speed just decimating someone in a race.
I see, I seen a tweet that was like speed is a generational athlete.That was
a force to be a YouTube freak of nature.Literally.I mean, it's crazy.Has he ever lost a race?Did he beat you in a race?
Yeah.So I didn't, I didn't know he was that fast.
Yeah.I think you were the first victim.And then it was like Travis Scott.And then Yeah, my brother's gonna race him.He's about to beat your brother.
Okay, and then he'd be like, why is your brother?Jake's fast, bro.25k.
Hey, that'll help Jake lose weight so you guys can be in the middle.
Oh, you know what?Just keep racing.
A little sprint.Nah, nah. Nah, I think speed'll win.But I'll beat speed in a race for sure.For sure.I'm fast as fuck, boy.
Okay, guys.Oh, you're gonna pull a hamstring?
For sure.And that's why I actually won't do it.Because now that I'm a WWE superstar, top 5 wrestler, according to ESPN, it's whatever.
When are you gonna be top 1?
Next year, end of next year.
Yeah, I know.I know you.You say top five and you smile, but I know you want to be number one.I do.I know.
Top five doesn't mean shit to you.The problem right now is though. The number one and number two are so fucking good.
Cody and Roman, yeah.They're just so good, dude.They're two guys I look at and I go, I'm actually not better than them.
I'm gonna say I am, because I'm a heel.So what makes them the best?That aura.
It's aura. Like, if he came in here, you'd feel it.
Does Roman do movies or anything?
That does not surprise me.It's like the rock pipeline.Just rinse and repeat with him.
You know what's funny about Roman, though?Like, in person?Because his real name's Joe.What?His real name's Joe.That just... I think he lost aura.
Yeah.Well, that's negative 5 aura.
No, well, that's kind of what I'm going to say.It's not like... When you see him in person, It depends if he's Joe or if he's Roman Reigns.Okay.Like, like, have you ever heard that story of Marilyn Monroe turning on her aura?No.No?
So, so, so apparently Marilyn Monroe could walk around as just Marilyn and, and, and no one would like look twice at this woman.Okay.But then she would turn on her Marilyn Monroe aura and she became this, this worldwide sensational beauty.Oh shit.
Norma? Well, so she was Norma, and then she became Marilyn Monroe.She could flip a switch, and it's like a contagious energy that just attracts people to look at what they're seeing and be in awe.
The Rock had that as well when I met him.
Yeah.I spent like 10 minutes with him, and I could just feel like everyone is gravitating towards this human, and you feel like you're being pulled into this black hole that is this person.No, I'm serious.When you're in the presence, who's that?
Cam, Cam Newton, Cam Newton.Yeah.He also had, he has, he has, he is mad or he got mad or exactly like both those people.Those are like the two times in my life where I like stopped and I was like, I like feel pulled to this person.
And like everyone in the room is not like, has not stopped looking at it.
Yeah.Wow.Yeah.No, that's exactly it.And, um, Roman can turn eat.Joe can turn that on and become Roman.And it's really fascinating.Cause, and it's cool.Cause he can be like a regular guy. Or he can be the most badass wrestler that's ever lived.
And so like, I need them to retire before I can become number one.Or I need to get some aura myself.
I mean, you're a heel.You can just play a little dirty.Maybe go for a knee shot.You're right.
Yeah, I'll take notes.Were you going to do something with the WWE?I mean, spoilers.Hey, were you really scared when we were hanging off that, excuse me, dangling off that building?
Yes.Yes.People were saying I was acting.I mean, I was as well. The thing is, I've jumped out of planes, it was nothing.I've ziplined, it's all blessed, but for some reason, that fucked me, bro.
Yeah, bro, it's just, I felt like I was too much in control.You know when you jump out of a plane, it's nothing you can do.It's like, it's not me.I mean, well, not for you.You're in full control.
He did it naked.Play the clip.
No, no, no, don't play the clip.Play the clip.
That wasn't actually naked it was There was a black bar there I Black bar wasn't all right now play the clip where his parachute didn't apply and almost died no enough of that Okay enough of that.
Well look you do have to do something if you're when you're skydiving It's not all like just Jesus take the wheel you got to deploy your fucking pair.
Well.Yeah, yeah, but normally I have someone behind me Yeah, but that's really important But yeah, for some reason, because I was just up there, they call it the edge.Yeah, man, it just... You were on the edge.
The boys went to the edge together.
We edged together.Well, hopefully you only show like the good parts of me, like looking like a boss.No, sure.Yeah.
The other parts were funny.
It's not that I just I'm not sure there's like any parts.
No, no.There are no positive aura parts.
It's definitely positive aura.
Let's just use those clips.This has turned into a brain rot podcast.
It totally is.TikTok's ruined my life.Except it keeps me cool and young, you know, because like I'm now that I'm a dad almost, I'm definitely we're all approaching that time. Man, I wonder if we're just not gonna be cool to the kids anymore.
I wonder, or I wonder, moreover, I wonder if they're not gonna be cool to us.Like, there's definitely times where I hear these kids say these dumbass things, like Alpha Sigma Riz, whatever they're saying, and I'm just like, yo, y'all are weirdos.
You know they use Ohio as an insult.Yeah.
Is that where they eat the cats?
Bro, what do they say?Hold on, no.
What do they say?Like you're Ohio?You're so Ohio?Yeah, so that means cringe.Shut the fuck up.
What is it?What's the Dingle Dong Riz?Or what's it?What do they say?Turkish Kwando Riz.A whole state.Blue Tie Ohio Riz. Yo, that's like- Do you know Blue Tie, Ohio Riz?Like, what are you saying?Blue Tie?
No, I don't- He was the Riz master before the Riz master.No.Oh my gosh, Logan.Am I a boomer?Yeah, no, like legit.Look up Blue Tie after this.I'm a boomer.Turkish Dingle Dong or whatever.Is it Dingle Dong?Turkish Dong?Oh yeah, Turkish Kwandel.
So if you were born in Ohio, are you just instantly cringe?Is that what it- Depends.Are you from Ohio? So, would you consider yourself cringe?
Is it though, bro?Because I was pretty cringe for a while.
Logan didn't help out the Ohio State.
I still am a little bit.Like, bro, not moments ago, us, we're full grown men and like, nevermind.Prime costumes.It can get pretty cringe, bro.
Speed.Speed's killing it.Speed's kind of- Speed's from Ohio.Really?Yeah.So, okay.All these, like, uh, personality people, they just keep spawning out of- There's like a lab in Ohio where they just keep mutating and spawning out of mom, bro.
Special breeds.Special breeds.
Speed's like, uh, it's like your daily vlogs now, just in a different format.
I know.It's cool to watch.Yeah.He's just gotta be, he's just gotta be careful. keep it classy.Well, I mean, I guess for speed, he has to always elevate it.
No, that's the, that's the, he's not trapped in that loop.I mean, he's, he's doing tours in different parts around the world.I mean, I don't see him having the pressure of having to go bigger and bigger though.
Like he's doing cool stuff, but it's not, I don't know.It's like, Am I wrong?
Um, it's, it's, it's, yeah, definitely.
It's, it's an, it's an, and I know this, like when he crashed that golf cart, like I didn't think that was 10 times crazier than anything else he's done.
I just, no, no, until, until, until he does something that is exponentially crazier than anything else he's done, like jumping two supercars randomly, you know, you know, when he tried to, well, he not tried to, he did set a firework in his room.
Stuff like the Pikachu and it going crazy like that was huge big moment.
You got to be you got to be careful Yeah, it's it's like it's a little bit of a you can fall into a trap of trying to deliver the the next best thing to your viewer because you want to you want to entertain and If you don't have like a good team around you is willing to tell you know, it can get dangerous.
Yeah, I agree and And at the end of the day me the same thing five years ago
Yeah, well, after a series of mistakes in my early 20s, I've learned a lot.I've learned a lot, and that's why I'm ready for fatherhood.And Nina actually just sent me the text that she's going into labor.Fuck off.I'm just kidding.
Oh my God, that would be nuts.That would be crazy.
You get the FaceTime.It's her going, my water broke.And she's in an ambulance or something.I'm out of here.How quick you running? I'm out of here.Like you even saying I'm out of here.Are you just running out?I'll probably say I'm out of here.
What if, what if, what if she trolls you?Like she was just like, Oh, there's water.There's water here.Come quick.
I feel like you don't run and then halfway she goes psych.
She's not, she's not like a prankster. Nah, she's a real- Nah, she gotta do that.She gotta do it, bro.I thought maybe she would today.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But it's like, you'll understand, it's like too serious of a thing to fuck around.
Like, dude, the other day, middle of the night, it's 3am, she wakes up cramping bad.And like, by the way, if she has this much of a cramp, I go, are you in labor?Yeah.She's like, And she gets it together, not going into labor.It's just a cramp.
She goes back to sleep.I'm up for the next three hours because I was so excited.It's my time to come.I was like, all right, just if you wake up, we're going to drive to the hospital.I'll be the hero.Because like, finally, I get to serve a function.
You're going to have some part in this pregnancy. Get the driver to the hospital.Yeah, because as of now, I have been doing been doing nothing here.Yeah, I guess if she has a baby inside of her stomach, Jimmy, crazy.
It's the weirdest thing in the world.Have you seen like cake and everything?Yeah.Whoa.Her stomach.You'll see.You'll see her stomach.
You'll see the baby's like, I don't know, like a body part go like all the way, like a little alien punching from the inside.How does that make her?Has she given you the finger? But you can feel her like fingers and toes and stuff.It's crazy.
It's crazy.You won't understand until you experience it.
Seeing the woman you love have a little alien inside of her must be wild.
It's wild.Are you gonna look? Yeah, I think I'm going to live.No way.
Like, no, you're crazy coming out.Yeah.Oh, no, no.
So guys go back and forth on this.And like, you know, I think it I think it's I think it's kind of beautiful in a way.I think I think that's like a very unique.What if you pass out?I will pass out.OK, I will pass.Would that be.
You've never you've never.You do.Yeah.Yeah.You know, I just I don't know.I feel like you only live once.
I don't want to see it.When I have kids, I'm not looking.Screw that, man.That's crazy.I don't know.
Just the thought of that makes me a little- I can't imagine Logan just there, just squatting down like, all right, come on then.He's just slowly popping up.He's just ready.
I want to do it like that.I want to do it like that.No, no.Come on then.Get out then. Know I might ask to help what I don't know
I'll do anything.The car's fine.I can do the car.I got stem cells set up.We're gonna harvest the stem cells from the umbilical cord.So you can put them in you?No, Nina wouldn't let me.
Just when they pull some out, just be like, pull a little more.
She said the stem cells are for the baby and it's true.They're for your child should she have some sort of like blood disease.
Get the stem cells, get some blood.
I'll just get someone else.Brian Johnson, man.
No, I like Brian Johnson.I know.You remind me of Brian Johnson.
I don't see the connection obsessive.Oh, gotcha.Yeah, that makes sense.
Bro, I got a whole hospital kit.I'm bringing a bed, a full fucking Cali game.To the birth?Yeah, I got string lights that I'm hanging up with Polaroids attached with paperclips and a salt lamp, bro.I'm gonna make that hospital room a vibe.
Do the stem cells come from the umbilical cord?Yeah.
I'll play one of your songs.
I'll make a viral video for you.
I know y'all don't watch reality TV at all, but there's a show called like the secret lives of Mormon wives out.Okay.
And, um, there was one of the wives in the show, like had a baby that was just born and was like breaking it, doing Tik Toks, like breaking it down in the room afterwards.And it's a wild thing to see.And I will not be doing that. I'm gonna tune in.
I'm gonna be tuning in to my baby's birthday.There's some times where you have to, I think, probably drop the influencer act.
Wait, so the swaddle is not gonna be Lunchly themed?
No.So that's the other thing.I'm not branding my baby.And I know everyone wants me to name her Prime.
No, I want you to name her Lunchly.I don't own any privacy.Oh, that's true.
Lunchly Paul. I can't, I can't, I'm not even, she's not even going to, she won't wear, she won't be wearing any prime.So like eventually when she's older, she'll, I'm sure she'll drink prime and like, I'll probably set prime near her.
No, actually I'm going to brand my baby for sure.
I was about to say this is, but, but way less than anyone would expect.When was the last time you got punched?Cause something's, this isn't a Logan I know.
Well, This is so corny, but it's true, and it's weird for someone like me to say, but this is a completely different individual.She's my baby, and I'm half of her.
But like, you gotta take into account that this is like an independent person, which is like hard to grasp, maybe, because it's like a little baby and it can't live without you.But you really have to take into account how this person would feel.
You can't just use it as a sling product.
After Nina going through everything she's gone through, she gives birth and then it's just used as a pill.
I know that's what everyone's expecting.Everyone's expecting me.
I can't do it, bro.Can't do it.
But I probably end up really crazy cartoons.He's had a field day with me, bro.
Do you have a weekend?No, I was part of, would you prefer a brand new heart or this Tesla? They're so funny.
You can't take them serious.It's pretty secure.It's like the person wasn't able to see.Oh yeah.He did another one of it, but on the heart one, it's like, obviously I'm not going to get mad about it.I've never tried to kill someone over a Tesla.
Why would I get mad?It's just funny. But people are like, look at this, Mr. Beast.You got to respond.
Yeah.Just keep talking, Jimmy.Just keep doing what you do, bro.It hurt.It hit me right here.Nah, bro.
And the heart I have that that patient didn't.
I'll clip it.Don't clip that bit.
You know, for the Amazon thing, is it worldwide?
Of course.Oh, sick.We're dubbing and everything.
I can watch it.Yeah.Nice.Hard.
I mean, there might be countries where Prime Video is not available, but I feel like that's almost everywhere.Jeff Bezos got that money, should be.It will blow your minds.At one point, I had over 1,500 people on set working on it.
That's how big these sets were.1,500 people.I have over 100 people editing it.
That's crazy.Well, congrats, Jimmy.That's so cool, man.
Episode one, we used four times more cameras.Stop, stop, stop.Four times more cameras than any production of anything in history.Four times more cameras than any movie has ever used.
No one's gonna catch you, dude.
In a single recording, four times more cameras than any show.Never in history has there ever been 1,400 cameras simultaneously recording.
Wow. Oh, you're doing too much now, Jay.Yeah, you gotta chill.You're actually pissing me off.
But hey, don't worry, boys.Lunchley's in it.Let's go.
Then we're good.Speaking of that, let's go to a store.Let's go hand out these meals.No.Yeah.Sample.
I get to go to a Walmart with the boys.
Yeah.Thanks for joining me, guys.Let's go.Yeah.Well, pleasure.
I'm excited to go scam prime bottle.See the sales. This is like Christmas for me.The boys finally are going to hang out with me.
Oh, stop.Mike Malak.I miss you, brother.I miss you and your big flat feet.And I'm glad we were able to hang out the other day before you went to Singapore and missed this podcast.
There's no need to be salty just because you don't have a fluency equity.
You know, we gave him a little.Oh, that's right.We gave him a penny or a share, a share.Yeah.By the way, he's going to he's going to hold me to that.He's going to say this is legally binding.It might be.Anyways, guys, thank you for a lot.
Thank you for launching this product.
Lunchly, Prime Feastables, Beast Games, I don't know.Goodbye.
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