She's like, I like green beans out of the can.I said, what?Green beans and corn out of the can?Like, room temperature?
Like a settler?Yeah, like, what?This is the organ trail?
We're back.Back.Episode 1-4.In Spanish, I don't know, but it's 1-4.
Yeah, we apologize a week late technically, but we took a week off had some exciting things happen this past weekend.
He got birthed 24 years ago.
Happy birthday Caleb.And then our normal ones and twos guy Mike.He got married.He decided to go to Cancun.
So we are looking forward to him getting back and sharing with us some Cancun stories. So that's lit.
We got Dan.Stepping up for us.The Dan Vollmer.We got him on the ones and twos.
So if this episode's trash, blame it on him.
It is ADF.Always Dan's fault.
But now EPSA 14.We're here.
It's been a ride.They said we couldn't.
They didn't want us at a bigger pool than Kanye.
They didn't.Still don't.So they're winning currently, but maybe they won't sometime.Who knows?Can't win them all.NBA started.Bingo.Bingo.
No, but Vince Carter Jersey, that is one of the toughest jerseys in NBA period Yeah, and Vince Carter was a dog Vince Carter was a dog
Sometimes I forget Tracy McGrady played for the Raptors.
Yeah, yeah But I tell ya Just watched LeBron Play a basketball game with his son Crazy first time that three seconds.Yep, doesn't matter.You got it done but It got me wondering right so I Brawny is LeBron James jr.Right?
Yeah, that's his actual name is LeBron James jr.His Jersey's James jr Jersey says James jr.Now, let's say that we get a few more years out of LeBron and Bryce gets into the league His name's not LeBron James though, right?
So then we'd have James LeBron James, so we'd have James James jr.And James is
Dude did uh, yeah did James did uh LeBron Have senior on the back of his jersey did not know it was just James interesting.Yeah, right, but I mean That's his name though He's known for LeBron James not LeBron James senior.
Yeah.Yeah, I wouldn't know.
Oh, yeah, there's no way Could you imagine the three of them playing on the same team?
is yet thirty i think i don't think that would ever be passed that like i don't think to maybe could be years on the road sure what are you know i could see tatum induce plane
Why?Why couldn't Tatum play?I mean, Deuce is already like 15.
Not even, he's what, like 5?
No, he's older than that.
Yeah.I'm pretty sure he was born either at the beginning of his first season maybe-ish, and he's 7 years in the league, so he's probably 7 or 8.
Dang, LeBron's, not LeBron.Tatum's been around that long, huh?
Tatum's 26, so he had the kids super early.So, like, kinda like LeBron, where you could kinda like, just the timing is fortunate.
Yeah, but, but, I mean, Tatum also started a year later in the NBA, age-wise, unfortunately, because of having to go play at college for a year.
Yeah, but I think he had Deuce sooner than LeBron had Brawny.
I think LeBron had Brawny in high school. But it was It was cool to see though.Yeah, it's cool.Like I wish that they wouldn't play together in preseason Yeah, I mean I hope Ronnie enjoyed his uh a couple minutes of NBA yeah, I
Better learn Chinese buddy.
Yeah, he's gonna play g-league for us his life Yeah, he almost had a three LeBron passed a three LeBron passed it to Ronnie and Ronnie Brick to three, but that would be kind of cool Oh, no, no, but he's not Top 12 on that team.
Oh, no.No, like the only reason he played last night is because But well JJ Reddick came out and said he's like we just know what he didn't know he's going in
Well, I know but he said something later that He The coaching staff wanted to get it over with early.Yeah, because they knew like as the longer they waited to put Bronte in like Several games down the road.It just always be right.
Oh, it's history gonna be made tonight, right?That would be the title of like all their games until it happened.So now it happened.They're like, okay, I
Right.It's just it's done.Yeah.And I would go win games like I like it.I mean, I like it, honestly.I the way I see it is like.
If the consequence of us getting another season of LeBron means that we have to deal with the brownie stuff and brownie getting a little bit of playing time.I feel like LeBron himself has earned it through the game of basketball to get that moment.
I don't think that anybody has done as much for the league as LeBron.
I agree.I think that's up there.
Maybe the only people that I would even consider having a conversation about would be Bird and Magic.
Because the NBA in the 80s was trash.
But Steph too.Steph changed the game of basketball.
Okay.So big part of what you just said is the game of basketball versus the NBA.
Well, I think the game of basketball is bigger than the NBA.
Boom steps better than LeBron's basically what I just got out right there.
Sure if that's what you think No, everyone's entitled to there.
I will say last night and I've kind of realized this past couple years It's kind of sad Watching the NBA and kind of realizing like we're getting close to the end of an era.Yep.Hello bronze.I Don't know.He ain't got too much left.
Yeah I think that's getting close Kevin Durant's getting close.I
Kyrie's getting close like yeah, just those guys that are like, but I do think the NBA is in good hands Oh, I'm saying like a hundred cent past the rock to take it and Tatum Luka Shay, yo kitch is not that old.
Yeah, yo kitch like I Giannis kind of yeah.Yeah.I mean, it's not like it's gonna fall off, but it is kind of sad to see like Those players that ones that we grew up idolized growing up or now about to be done.Yeah.Yeah Luckily you got Tatum though.
So you're so I Have another Kind of weird thing with jerseys.So right now the Celtics have Almost every number below ten besides four eight and nine and What do you mean seven players are wearing them are retired.
Oh But Robert Parrish I believe was number zero zero, which is retired for the Celtics, but Tatum is wearing zero and Kind of weird, right?But do you think, so let's say, because the easiest example would be Jalen Brown, right?
So let's say Jalen Brown gets his number retired.So seven goes up in the rafters.It is now retired and nobody can wear it.Is 07 a number you can wear?
I think the only double number like with the zero is double zero.
I mean, why couldn't it? Like you're telling me if you were number, you're number three, right?
So let's say you're number three, you went to college, you played, you're number three, and the Celtics draft you, and they're like, hey, sorry, three is retired.What do you want to be?You could go.Three-zero.You could be O-three.I'd go three-zero.
Three-zero is?You said three was.
So what I'm getting at is.I'd go one-two.The Celtics have basically retired like, Then how are all their players?We're gonna get to the point where it's like, would you rather be number 03 or would you rather be number 87?
Ain't nobody trying to be number 87 on a basketball court.That looks terrible.
I remember in high school or like just when we're in biddy ball and stuff Yeah, like and it's a rule everything but the NBA is like that number has to be yeah, so it can be on one hand So like you can't be number eight or seven.
Yeah, I Immediately was like wait, but Rondo's number nine Why can't I be number nine Yeah, I will say the Lakers game was a better game than a
Then... Celtics game.Yeah Celtics game.I mean it was a good game, but Yeah up till the second quarter It was At one point in the game, bro.
They had The Knicks had 81 points in the Celtics had like a hundred or something But 78 of their points of their hundred points were from three pointers.Yeah crazy They almost outscored the Knicks in one of those quarters by just shooting three.
Yeah, yeah They're pretty good.
I think but they kind of break the record.Here's my hot take.I think that there is a ton of teams that are trying to do what the Celtics do.
And I don't think that any of the teams can do it better than the Celtics because they've been doing it for three years now.
They're shooting and stuff.
I mean literally the Knicks tried to Make their own version of the Celtics and it's just a worse version.Yeah, but to your point though get a big center that can shoot They got garbs that can shoot in a bunch of like forwards and stuff.
Yeah switch on but the thing about that is that That just got built this year You mean the Knicks like that team that starting five sure This is their first year all five of them playing together where the Celtics have played together for that same five for a couple years now, right?
So that's why that's why they're right.
I'm saying team chemistry is way better.
Yeah, that's right now Yeah
I'm saying like I think that there's a ton of teams that are trying to do what the Celtics are doing I don't think that any of them can do it as well as as well as the Celtics right now right now Maybe next year the Knicks can do it.Probably not.
I Definitely think the Celtics team can be rebuilt on any other team with different players like give me a realistic one and don't just be like well you could just put this like with cap space the way that the Celtics are built beat them and
Literally the Knicks could do it if they like I'm telling like I'm just saying the Celtics.I'm not hating on the Celtics.They're a great team and the way they played last night was so dominant, but I'm not saying like that can't be re.
Redone by another team like ever. Like, it's not hard to find five guys that can shoot, five guys that can switch.You know, like, it's not impossible to do.Okay, give me another team.There's not a team that can do it right now.
Your point was that there's not another team that can do it, and then I said that.
Yeah, I didn't say that.Like, that can be rebuilt.There's not another team that will ever be able to beat the Celtics ever again.They broke basketball, and now the Celtics are gonna win every championship for the rest of eternity.
I think the Warriors could beat them. Not now.2015 Warriors, 2016 Warriors.I think the Celtics rebuilt that.
I'm just saying, like, it's something that can be rebuilt.
I think it's purely, well, I mean, everyone on the Celtics is really good.
Give me an example.Give me five guys right now on a realistic roster, the way that they get paid, that can beat the Celtics right now.Do it.
Like taking players from anything take sure okay, and you can move players around But it needs to be able to you can't just say well you could just put Kevin Durant LeBron.
All right all right Staff at the one okay, so you're starting with the Warriors Yeah, I didn't think teams matter staff at the one I'm going wimby at the center because wimby's on a rookie contract right now you can shoot I
You're doing really well.
So what's the cap space on something like?
I'm just saying you can't just blow a rock like.
Yeah, like can't get Kevin Durant, LeBron and all that.
Make it try and make it realistic with because like the Celtics have role players they have.
They just have really good players that fit a system super, super well.
I think Kevin Durant can get on that team. Contract wise he's not as high anymore.
Yep him stuff and when be probably all be hurt but hurt probably Curry gets hurt all the time Kevin Durant hasn't played a full season and talking healthy, bro Yeah, so there's three I need a shooting guard and probably another probably like small forward I mean might as well slot LeBron in because I said you shouldn't do the other ones but
Well then, that'd be LeBron, Kevin Durant, and Steph on the same team is like never gonna happen.But like Steph and LeBron on the same team, that could happen.Steph and KD's already happened and can happen.
You know what I'm saying?I don't think the 2016 Warriors beat the Celtics.2016 Warriors.Is that the team that... That's the year before Durant got there. And I honestly, I honestly, I like.
That's prime clay.That's Steph.
That's his MVP year.MVP Steph.
They got Harrison Barnes, that team.Who was their big that year?It was something with the B. It was that big white guy.
So you have the best perimeter defenders in the NBA on the Celtics right now.Don't matter.The two of them.It's Curry. I'm just saying if anybody can stop him, it would be them.Tatum has continuously locked Durant up.
Durant has not won a playoff series against this version of the Celtics team in four or five years.What do you mean?
You said 2016 is before Duran.
I know, but I'm saying, right, I'm saying, honestly, 2017.Like, I don't, I would still take the Celtics.I'm not gonna lie to you.
I think we should, uh, settle this by- Porzingis is better than whoever, they're gonna stretch them too, too deep.
Porzingis is always hurt. I'm just saying.
Isn't that the year that Durant snapped his ankle?Not 2016.No.2019 was the year he got hurt.Durant's such a cupcake.I don't like him.
Yeah.There's just so many good players, bro.Before he switched up.
Can we talk about how the Thunder couldn't win with Harden, Kevin Durant, and Russell, and Ibaka?
Steven Adams, Steven Adams and Perkins.Like, yeah, that was a squad.That was a squad.Who are they losing to?
The Warriors, the they lost to they lost in the finals to someone that the year.No, not all of them were on the same team when they went to the finals.Right.To the loose, the heat.No, it wasn't the heat.
They made it to the finals or West Coast finals or something, and they lost. Was that maybe it was the year they lost to the Mavs who ended up beating the Heat?
Yeah, maybe.I don't know.
I don't know.But I think the way we got to settle this is fire up 2K.Get the 2016.Yeah, get 2016 Warriors.Get the current Celtics.Send it.
Yeah.So I was driving today.Actually, it wasn't today, but it was a couple days ago.And I was thinking about this. Two things should be illegal.Okay.One, there's two completely different extremes, like they don't even connect.
One, I think no one should be allowed to drive a Ford Explorer unless you are a cop.
Oh, dude, yeah, don't get me started. Like the amount of time or retired police vehicles.Yeah.Anything that makes me slow down, because I think it's a cop, the light on the side still do that.
Yeah, that makes zero sense to me.
And it's just some cracked out like grandma that it's always some cracked out like middle aged guy who.I don't know, I don't want to get too deep.
Yeah, I think that should be illegal.The amount of times that I have. Driven slower because I'm like, oh, that's a cop up there, right?Or there's a cop in front of me.
Yeah, or there's a cop behind me and it just turns out to be friggin Mom, that's just driving Explorer like bro That is the most frustrating thing where I really think it should be legal if I was president it would be illegal Yeah, well, I mean, I guess that's kind of the point though, right is they're trying the cops are trying to blend in Yeah, they're always taking cars that are common kind of yeah, I
Yeah, kind of bummed me of them to be honest with you.Number two will should be illegal.And this one honestly upsets me more than the other one.
But there should not Netflix or anything that does this should not be able to cut a season in half and have two premieres.Does that make sense?
No, for example, they've been doing this all the time and it's making me so mad They they've been doing this thing and it's a whole money thing, bro.
It's 100 gotta be a money thing They'd be doing this thing where like for example out of bank season 4 just came out, right?
Okay They it came out sometime in October They put the first five episodes out of the season and they the next five don't come out until like middle of November Why Exactly like bro.
Is it like to keep people interested?
I don't know but every like recently in the past couple years like big shows Have you been waiting for years already for the new season to come out? They come out and then there's like, it's like, it's just half of them.
And then you have to wait another month or two for the next half.
Like Yellowstone, Yellowstone did that, but they had a problem with their actors.
But like they had season five, part one out.It's been like two plus years since the second half has come out.
Yeah, so it's like at that point.It's like dude, especially if you have people who are like younger or Whatever in whatever stages of life then that are into that show come back and then it's like Who are you?
Yeah, it's It's the most frustrating things dude.
So since they were also young yes, and now yeah, it's like hold on you were like 32 what do you
Like what's your face is married now?Yeah, like and that's been like two years since that seasons came out yeah But it's like it dude.I love that show so good, bro.
It is funny though when he brought since he brought that up how in shows people be playing like Usually it's way younger than what they are and they kind of look like they're that yeah, yeah like The guy not a banks chase something.
I can't think of his last name.He's like 30 something I
Really?Yeah, I like when he's playing like a 19 year old I like when shows make jokes about it like in 21 Jump Street when they're talking to Channing Tatum like Yeah, that's a fire movie too Jesus
And then the second one is not Korean Jesus.It's a thing is Vietnam, Vietnamese Jesus.
Yeah, it's right down the street.Yeah.
I don't like they're both of those movies were heaters, but sometimes they like the first one does so well.And then they put a second one and it gets a lot of hype, but then just not as good as the first one.It kind of sucks.
Well, your expectations are always just so high.I just leave them now.I know.Yeah, but. I'm sure they probably made so much.I'm sure it's crazy.The second one is still fire like that.
That is like a that's a good Sequel, this is it makes sense because it's like now they're going to college.
Yeah That movie's so funny.Yeah We got a draft we can run it up I think cartoon characters
I like cartoon characters.Okay.And who goes first?
Who went first last time?
Me.Cause I pick campfires and you're like, yeah.You pick two bad ones.
Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.I got hated on.
Not by you, but some people said that I would have had some bad picks.And then I had some people that were like, bro, I can, you got some good picks.I think you won.It's kind of funny just talking to people about it.
I just think it's like I know I've said it before but I think it's funny that we both have like We both have our individual like ride-or-dies that are like I guess right Maya.
I don't love your opinion, but my you know My I don't know the other guy so
Yeah, shout you out.Bro, she made me cookies for my birthday.I had PT on Monday, and it was my birthday.
They were good, bro.I wish every day was my birthday.
What's the best and worst part about your birthday?Not yours specifically.
Birthday, I like the... This is gonna sound so low of me, bro, but I like the money.
Yeah, we're getting stuff, you know, yeah It's like a day that I can count on Yeah to like get something I like Getting to choose like where you eat or what you can do that anyway, but you make me do it so I
I don't like I don't like Now that we're getting older Like what's the point?Yeah, like I think when you're growing up you always have like these milestones of what birthday like I'm a teenager now or who I just turned 18 Yeah, I'm adult 21.
I can drink now.Yeah 24 like I think the Kobe you're like what I
One of the best and worst things is the opportunity to talk to a bunch of people that text you because it's your birthday Like yeah, like there's always like a ton of people that are like, hey man, happy birthday But then it's also I think that's also kind of the worst part because it's like Where are you on the other?
I had a few of those but it's also like I think my least favorite part about my birthday is when it's over and Yeah, I can see that.1159 rolls around and you're like, about to be a long year.
Start the countdown to get my next birthday.I think it's fun.Like, I'm not, I don't get butthurt about this or anything, but I think it's funny to see who doesn't remember your birthday.Facts.Like, yeah.
Because I'm not going to come out there and be like, oh, it's my birthday.You know, I went. Bro, you're my cousin and you told me happy birthday like three days late.
So but like an example your birthday is the day before Trey's birthday and On your birthday.I went out to eat with Trey and then on Trey's birthday.I went and ate with you.
Yeah and Charlie text me and he's like hey, what are you doing tonight yesterday?when when we ate together and Charlie text me.He's like, hey, what are you doing tonight?
And I was like, uh, I'm going home and then I'm going to go over to Caleb's and eat for his birthday.And then I said, text him happy birthday if you forgot.And he goes, I text him yesterday.And I was like, right.Cause today's Trey's birthday.
But I, cause I switched it.I was like, um, so I felt really dumb.So like telling him to tell you happy birthday.And he's like, I did yesterday.
Do you know anyone personally that has the same birthday as you?
Adam Wainwright.Me and him are boys.I do.I know a ton.
Personally?Personally.That you could talk to right now?
Yeah.Mitch Weitzel.Really?Yeah.
That's a great birthday buddy.
This year is the first year that we didn't text each other since probably 2019.
I don't know.Uh, cause we were in St.Louis for my birthday.And I texted him.I know I could have, I just didn't, I wasn't thinking about it.
There's so much other stuff going on.That's kind of dope.
I got a date with a wild rod in, uh, Oh really?Yeah.Not with, with, uh, Kathy.
Yeah.Yeah.Um, Scott Muchler. Okay, yep One of my old babysitters Her name is Rebecca Yeah, that's kind of crazy Yeah.One time Dan's wife text me, uh, for, it was either your birthday or for Christmas.It was, yeah, I think it was.Yeah.
And I didn't know who it was.And so for those of you who don't know, Dan is in my phone as lit dad.And then my, uh, one of my other best friends at work is work dad.So I've worked dad and lit dad in my phone. It was for Father's Day.
It was for Father's Day.So, um, Laura text me and I didn't have her number saved.And all she text me was, what are we getting your dad for Father's Day?And I'm lost because I'm like,
I'm pretty sure I got all my siblings numbers in my phone.
I'm like, pause, because who could it be?I scroll up.The only other text is also from her, and it just says, happy birthday. So I'm like, damn, I don't have any context clues besides they know when my birthday is and they know when father's day is.
So I'm thinking like, okay, maybe it's a cousin, an aunt, probably like an aunt, like an older aunt or uncle, something like that.That's just texting me like, Hey, um, I got some money.
I'm trying to, you know, so I text back and I'm like, I mean, because my dad, yeah.
at the time I'm pretty sure wanted a Blackstone and I'm thinking if this is like an aunt or somebody like probably have some money so I'm like let's hook that up I'm like I think he wants a Blackstone and she texts back and she's like that's a little steep to just chuck money at a Blackstone for him right now what else do we got and I'm like
I don't know and I even I think I even went as far as saying like well He pretty much just buys whatever because my dad does like yeah, my dad wants something you can just go get it Yeah, right like it's not yeah, whatever he's really hard to buy gifts for because it's like I
He has infinitely more money than I do He also knows exactly what he wants and needs and he just goes and buys it, right?
so I'm It ended when I got back to lighthouse and I looked up who the number was cuz I was like, maybe they're Like in here somewhere and I saw it was Laura and I was like, oh I go, how about a Yeti?And we got him, we got him a Cardinals Yeti.
It was sick, but it was just hilarious.And I was like, that's one of my stone.
That's one of the first things I do when I don't have a number saved.If like, I can't figure out who it is, like text, like I'll look at my mom or dad's phone.Cause they have way more numbers than I do.
And I'll just type in the number, see if they know who it is.If they don't usually, I just don't answer, but do you like buying birthday?Like, do you like buying gifts for people?I, Because I hate it.
And it's not because I don't like giving or anything like that.I hate the process of buying gifts for people.Because it's like, I'm terrible at trying to figure out what they want.
If I knew exactly what you wanted, and I knew exactly how much it was, and I knew that you knew what I wanted, and how much exactly it was, I would rather us, I would rather spend $200 on you, knowing that you would spend $200 on me, and then I'm like, well, I just am a good friend.
I just gifted him this thing instead of spending that money on me.
It was like the year that you bought me some Lulu pants.Facts.And I bought you some Nikes.
I'm not buying Nikes for anyone else.
But it was the fact that I knew I was getting Lulu.Yeah.
I was like, I can get you some.Yeah.Yeah.I can get you some.But I don't like
like when you're older like people don't just like give you a list you know they want what they want it's like bro i do like christmas shopping for my like nieces and nephews that's so fun that's easy when they're little nah my nephews i mean forsen stouter okay when they're landing there's like there's you know what to get them three years younger than maddie that's weird right
right yeah but it's like trying to buy a gift for my parents or something it's like dude like what do you want parent yeah parents is hard because it's like i don't want to just buy you a thing just to buy you with you know like i want i want to buy you something that you'll get
Either some kind of enjoyment out of or use out of I don't want to just like oh, yeah I was supposed to get you something.
So I got you something and it's something that you'll like never I I just like people start like my parents will ask me like what you want for Christmas or you know, whatever and I like I honestly sometimes I don't even know what I want like it my purchases are very
Like their urges at random times.
It's like golf clubs, dude.So it's like.Just how will you just give me some money that you would spend on gifts and then I'll see.
Yeah, something.But then I get that and then I buy something that always happens and then I'm like.Well.I need gas and I need grocery that my guess is like, hey, damn, my Christmas present went nowhere, what?
It's just stuff that you have to do anyways.I will say though, my favorite thing.God, I sound like a really terrible person when I'm talking about this.My favorite thing is to buy myself stuff.
Like today, I bought myself a very expensive birthday gift.Sick.Yeah, some golf clubs.Yeah.Super excited about it.Dude.Why are golf clubs so expensive?Could I have spent that money on some other stuff?Yeah, for sure.
There's a little out of my price range there, but it's about I bought clubs for like $700 and that's like Yeah, that's like less like what have you made payments on the golf clubs?And be like $30.Yeah cool 300.
Yeah, you can't drive a golf club Drive a driver you drive a driver
We got somewhere.But like that, so easy and no care in the world.Dropping money like that.
Back when we lived in an apartment and I sold 1,000 cars a month, there was a day where we wanted to go golfing.So we went to Dunham's.Maddie didn't have any golf clubs.Oh, I remember that.We went to Dunham's.
I spent like 500 bucks on her to get golf clubs.And then I was like, whatever, don't care.
That was the same day that Brock broke the club.Dude, that was the best day of golf I've ever had.
And then we came home and Maddie and I are sitting there and we're like, man, play Mario cart.So we drove back to Pekin, went to GameStop and bought a switch.So we spent a thousand dollars easy just in like Because we like because we could.
And now it's like I imagine that the amount of things that I do for a thousand dollars right now.It's crazy.
Well, also that by those clubs, you just spend yourself more money in the future because of the hobby that you just like right now.Yeah, facts.But did that day of golfing.Oh, my goodness.I will never forget it.So I will never forget it, dude.
I was such a man.I literally I didn't even play well.The first let me just paint this picture for everyone. We're golfing and peeking me at lick which is expensive 50 bucks a person.We spent we bought or more paid for 18 holes, but we'll get to it
Me, Bryce, are in a cart.Brock and Care are in a cart.And you and Matty are in a cart.There's six of us.First hole, nice little par four.I smoke my drive straight.That's a great drive for me.It goes straight.
We're playing in twos, by the way.Bryce destroys his ball straight.Me and Bryce are like, dude, let's freaking go.This is hype. You guys all don't really do very well.
Me and Bryce end up winning that hole and me and Bryce are like, dude, we're like, we're riding on a massive high right now.
So we go on more holes and you know me, I'm not competitive at all.Yeah, not.And neither is Maddie.
So like Maddie might even be less competitive than I am.
Oh, I can see it. We get to hole seven.It's been it's been a decent day for me and Bryce.We're just vibing We're having a good time Brock is getting pissed off with this golf game It was it was getting rough.
I would like to say I Picked up my act and I was golfing fine.Like I was playing fine Brock was not having a good time.He was having a registered bad time Hole seven, I think it's hole seven Can you make it through nine?
Rockets like 30 yards from the green chipping it.Club he just bought too, I think.Yeah, I think it was a little wedge.Yeah, a little like 56 or something.Goes to chip it.
Launches it past the green.Smokes it.I mean it went probably 40 yards in the air past the green. Heath takes the club, a couple profanities, snaps the club over his knees, chucks it into the woods, and says, you know what?
I'm not playing golf anymore.Gets in the car and drives off.
We get done holding on in Broadcoast, me and Cara are just going to leave.Yeah.
So we all go in there, because all of us kind of rode together.We all go in there, and we're like, hey, could we get a coupon for nine holes?Because we're leaving.Yeah.I get home.My mom asked me how it was.
I was like, I learned that I'm never going golfing with my significant other.Because me and Bryce were vibing, and everyone else was struggling.Yeah.Oh, man, I love golf so much. It's an addiction.Yeah, it really is.It's an expensive addiction.
Yeah facts Sometimes I'm like, why didn't I golf so much when I grew up like I love it.
Oh Because yeah, I had to pay $50.I'm gonna go it is that that is the worst part about golf It's a rich man's sport facts.I Wonder
Like But it's one of the only things that like you and a friend can just go do anywhere Like literally everywhere has a course.Yeah, like if me and you wanted to play football Yeah, you can't play catch you.Yeah, but that's not like I
If, I mean, you wanted to play baseball again, we could play catch.
If we wanted to play basketball, I mean, we could play like one-on-one, we could shoot around and stuff.That's like the closest thing.Cause there's like parks that just have hoops, but like, yeah, I mean, I love golf.
Golf's so amazing.If you want to ever get me a gift for whatever reason, anything golf related, anything golf related, can't mess with that.Uh, yeah. All right, we meant to do a draft forever ago, so we can do a draft now.Cartoon characters.
I'm not gonna lie to you.I'll go first.Yeah, you can go first, but I might.
There's going to be so many left, but I'm going to go off the board that people are going to get mad about.I'm sure.Oh, when you're saying cartoon, let's clear this up a little bit.When you're saying cartoon characters do cartoon movies count?
So if I was like... I'm thinking more like TV shows.Okay.Because if I'm saying like I want Mike Wazowski.See?So I'm thinking it needs to be... Let's do just TV shows.Just TV shows.TV shows.
Which my number one pick is going to be Spongebob.Iconic.Heater.
Heater off the rip.Yeah.Well, not going to lie to you.
That's gonna be my one through five.
Don't know where to go from here.Um. I'm gonna go Patrick and then I'm gonna go actually let me pull that back let me pull that back let me pull that back let me my number one pick I'm going Peter Griffin and my number two pick going Homer Simpson
Like the same person but two different shows.
Yeah, but those are some heaters.Yeah, I Think I can I can risk losing Patrick and pick him up later in the draft maybe I'm my number two.
I'm going I'm gonna go with Bugs Bunny
That's a good pick.Yeah, that's a good pick.I like that.
And number three, I'm gonna go with... I'm gonna go with Phineas.Phineas and Ferb.
I like it.Great show.Yeah, that's a good pick.I'm gonna go Jerry from Tom and Jerry.
Iconic I would I was honestly not even gonna lie in my two and three I was thinking about Tom Yeah, I I like the mouse better.I feel bad for Tom and Nah, like it.Why is he always got it?
Like like I would just want it to be one time that he gets he gets Jerry.Uh-huh like just one time like I know that's like the whole point of the show, but I
That's that's iconic bro.I'm gonna take a an absolute sleeper here You go Thomas the tank engine My next one is gonna be Get to one that I think is gonna be massive for today's day and age for Louie Wow, I don't know what that is.
You don't know what Bluey is?
Do you know what Bluey is?Yeah, he's got kids that probably watched Bluey.It's like, it's like the new kid show that like, it's like for little kids, like toddlers.
It's like an educational kind of thing, but it's like kind of massive.Sure, sure.Never seen it, but I'm going with the popularity.
I got another one, right?
Man There's just so many cartoons.It's hard to like.
Yeah.Oh, yeah.Yeah I'm going with ones that made the biggest impact in your life on my life
I think Peter Griffin more than any other cartoon has made the biggest impact on my life if for good Dan feel free to tune in but how often do me you and Jake talk about PETA I mean it's literally like you can't not just stop at work there's not a single like
Any scenario you can pull out of Peter Quote for sure.What other shows did I watch?I think I'm gonna go with Mickey Mouse.
Wow.Just because.Good poll.Yep.Great poll.
Probably the biggest name on this list.
I hate to do it to you Patrick, but I can't pick you up because I'm gonna have to go with Winnie the Pooh.
Oh, that's a good list.That's a good one.I think my favorite character in like out of all of them is
I would hate that job.No way.I could go through that whole list and spell the names.
Yeah.I already saw it.He made one adjustment on one of them.
You're dyslexic.Yeah.That'd be real bad for you.How many errors did you make?Like dude, what?Writing it?No.Writing a paper for you in high school probably was the worst thing in the world.
How many times did you have to look at the red line and like, right click and correct it?
Most of it.And it's still, I write emails at work and I'm like, I look up, jeez.
But no, basically what I would do is write a whole paragraph and then I'd go back through and just ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping
I'd rather play in traffic.
You'd be screwed because you like you can't like you can't fix it.
No.Literally, there's not.No.Yeah.No.
You'd have to rip it out and put a new one in.Yep.You would never finish a paper.
It would suck.Also, the noise.That's so annoying.
Do you imagine being in a room full of just typewriters and everyone just clicking away?
I we have our music so loud at work.I put my my air pods in The ones that are like noise noise cancelling the only thing I could hear I couldn't hear people talking The only thing I could hear was all of the music still Like the music.
Yeah the workplace.Yes, they have a blast in.Yeah, it's so loud.
It's also hilarious like during Christmas time because like But so ours isn't Chris it's like it's Christmas music, but it's Christian Christmas music.So it's not like Mariah Carey singing.
It's like yeah but one of the songs that's on our like Pandora playlist or whatever is the Charlie Brown theme song and
it's It's Always so funny to me when I'm sitting there doing like negotiations and it's like I'm not gonna be like, oh, it's so serious but like when you're sitting down and you're like kind of going back and forth a little bit and Then you just stop and all you hear is the Charlie Brown theme song super loud above your head there's something to that and it's like a little bit of comic relief and
Yeah, I don't I don't think I could listen like To music.
Well, luckily we started the day after Thanksgiving and run it all the way to the new year So you don't even have to listen to it for that long music One should not be played before Thanksgiving and to Mariah Carey somewhere stalling out right now.I
It's the worst genre of music, I don't even know if it's a genre or what, but it's the worst genre of music there is.
I cannot stand Christmas music.I get some of it for a little bit.Like, when it's like the days leading up to Christmas, give me like a little bit, a little spice of it.
But like, other than that, if it ain't Drake or Morgan Wallen, I keep it out of my ears, you know? If either of them came out with the Christmas Christmas album, I wouldn't listen to anything else Christmas and January it would be so good.
I'll be listening to it in July.
July is what I meant.Yeah, not January January.It's Christmas time What sometimes when I think about months January June, July are all kind of the same in my head.I know that August is 8, December is 12, and then it's like kind of a toss up.
Like, February, March, April, May, No idea what number those are like I can do it if I like really own anything about it.Yeah.Oh, yeah, I know But I'm just off the rip.I have I do have to think about it a little bit.
I Could I could do them all in order but like Just never use the knuckle thing to figure out how many days there are you know that trick the knuckle thing what?
So it's like the if you're on your knuckle, it's 31 days and then blows not 31 And it's like perfect So it's like January, February, March, April, May, June, July.You know how to do that?To figure out how many days are in a month?What?Alright.
That's crazy.No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Am I just dumb?Like, I feel like that's a common thing.
You ever heard that?What?He's been on Earth for like a long time.
So I swear that's a thing.I don't know why you would ever use it, but I just remember learning that maybe I learned it Your typewriter Maybe just some I learned in homeschool.
I guess I love you Rachel
You are not a normal homeschooled person though well your family did a good job all three levels of education not levels all three different education options there are I've been homeschooled.
I've gone to private school, and I've gone to public school.Oh, yeah Yeah, so I've had like a taste of everything which I honestly loved being homeschooled Yeah, that was fire.I got done every day.
One time, uh, Lighthouse had this really big thing where we were all at this like conference center and we all like
there was just one kind of small bathroom with two urinals and we had this huge line and it's like a majority of people that work at lighthouse are all guys right so we had this huge line and the dealership was split in two so we had literally half the dealership there and then however many of that half was dudes which was a lot
and we're all trying to pee and use this bathroom and I'm standing there peeing and somebody comes up behind me and does the thing where they like push you a little bit.You know what I'm saying?
You're standing there peeing and somebody like pushes you and you like kind of fall forward a little bit. That's never happened to you?No.Buddy, you're in for a surprise, because you're going to get bullied.So basically, I'm standing there peeing.
I'm not paying attention to anything besides me peeing.And somebody pushed me from behind, and it just, I don't know, throws you off balance.You've got to catch yourself on the wall.Sometimes you pee on yourself.I don't know, man.
But the guy who did it was homeschooled, and he pushed me. And everyone's laughing and I'm low-key a little embarrassed.And he's like, we used to do that all the time in school.And I turned around and go, weren't you homeschooled?
And my God, was I tell you the bathroom erupted.There were people pooping that were laughing.Everyone in line was laughing hysterically.Good time.That's funny.Yeah.I was like, who'd you do it to your sister?
Take that Courtney she's falls off the toilet We got any other like things that we can do Not that we haven't set up already.
I didn't have a question though.
I know you don't Do not like leftovers I wouldn't why leftovers Something about a microwave scares me.
Okay It's radiation.You're scared of cancer.
Yep figured it out.That's all it took.No, I don't like There is I like how everything out of the microwave is wet and hot on the outside and freezing on the inside I
Yeah, I don't like having it.It's either I get really grossed out or dry Yeah, I get really grossed out by like taking Whatever's in the fridge that container and dumping it into a bowl or something to put in the noises.
It makes it gross Like why is it wet?I?Because I am we have established as multiple times.I am terrified of dying and I am also terrified of cancer and One thing I know is that that radiation box when you mix it with plastic
Chances go just gives you more radiation some more cancer in there, right?Depends.
I know Dan eats factor meals and he just Chucks the whole it's got a wrapper on it still I can't can't be good Do you know that the Popcorn bags end up like the bagged popcorn is like There was a bunch of stuff in that that was giving people cancer.
I ate a lot of that.My ex-girlfriend used to cook caramel corn.And then after she got done eating all the caramel corn out of there, she would open the bag up and just lick the bag.And I was like, holy shit, you're going to die.
You're going to die a very bad death.
Wasn't even the point.Like, there cannot be that much caramel or whatever in there.
It's probably like TV static.
No, but leftovers, there's very few things I'll eat leftovers of and one of them's pizza, right?
Okay.Do you like- A lot of people think- Sorry, I'm so sorry.I keep interrupting you.I'm so sorry.I think I know what you're about to say.A lot of people like pizza better warmed up.
Okay, that's not what I was going to say, but kind of close.I like pizza better cold than I do hot.Oh, okay.Yeah, I can get behind that.Like, day-old pizza, probably the best pizza there is.
I love Monaco's pizza the day after when you cook it on a pizzazz.
That's the thing, though.That's the reheating part that I just don't like.
That's not there's nothing gross about that.
I just don't like reheating things like that Why I don't know in a microwave would be disgusting Still I just like that's why I like if the pizza was reheated up.I would not eat it like straight up.I
if we had is your family left over now no one in my family's left that's that's well as my some of my like Micah does in my parents do like I just never eat leftovers grown it was like moms like alright leftovers for dinner my I'm a have a bowl of cereal was your mom really good about cooking like the exact amount she had to learn how to do that yeah what
Like, if she makes too much, then she's just gonna waste it, because she knows none of us are gonna eat it.
Oh, okay.So she had to get good at learning portions.Okay, yeah, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha.Because, like, my mom would, like, cook intentionally to have leftovers.
My dad would take, like, a bag of chili to work or something.
Why would he take a bag?Gross.He just throws a Ziploc bag
Would it pop like the heat probably Be so bad, what are you doing?
He's like my wife put it in there for me ran out of Tupperware I'm trying to get to this point onto the plate.
I'm trying to get to this point of sorry.Are there foods that you like better cold that are supposed to be warm?Does that make sense?
Like, like the pizza thing that I made just said, like, is there foods that you would eat leftovers, I guess, that you think are better that, you know, cold that you don't need to reheat it?
Honestly, I think the only one that I can think of is.Sometimes ham. But like him from the pit.But other than that, I think it's pizza.You know, as Drake once said, your girl was better in the morning, like a slice of pizza.
That's when I had to hit her with a nice to meet you.Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?Yep.There's one that I think might be a little crazy.Honestly, not because it's raw chicken.No, but chicken wings. Like boneless wings from b-dubs.
I won't reheat it because I don't like I don't like how soggy it gets So I just eat it cold Don't love that.It's kind of good.
It's kind of good There's someone I know I'm not gonna out this person because I Don't want to I will but I don't want people to hate on her but Janelle my PT we were talking about this and
Bro, we're talking about this immediately throw her out there.She won't care.
I've talked about it before And there's another time in another episode that I totally forgot about I did I think which will she knew cuz she listens to pod I brought What why do you know?
But I mentioned that she wore gloves and was like 90 degrees outside She said something to me the other day about it but She brought up how she likes meatloaf cold.No.I said, I don't even like meatloaf hot.
No, I don't like meatloaf the first time.And I sure as hell ain't eating it the second time.
Then she went even crazier, bro.She's like, I like green beans out of the can.I said, what?Green beans and corn out of the can?Like room temperature?
Like a settler?Yeah, like what?
This is the organ trail? It's funny did they have can stuff back then like that probably jarred pickled Pickled right isn't anything like jarred like that's like they call it pickled or something.I
I'm pickle Rick But we got out of this conversation about things that we liked cold and she was just going on this list and I was like, bro That stuff's crazy like ice light ice no ice in your drinks ice and Mexico no ice really
No, I mean Okay, not everything but like I'm saying like Okay, if you're getting a mixed drink, it's like mixed but it's still not like iced.Yeah, we would drink it here That was at least my experience.
I mean even like We would go to the restaurants and we'd get like a Pepsi and you just get like a bottle of Pepsi That's like yeah, cuz you can't drink the water.
Yeah, they had the resort that we stayed at had fresh water everywhere all the time like just Kind of like almost Gatorade things, but it'd be like fresh fruit and stuff mixed in there
That was good.No, I don't need that.Just just give me some water.It's not like pulpy Okay, just give me some water bro.I don't need me tasting the lemon on drink.
You don't taste it It's just like fresh such a lie.I didn't taste it.I taste everything.All right.I hate I hate everything All right everything
No, if I don't like no ice because I don't like drinking warm things Like I don't want my soda warm.
I don't like light ice because then it melts and gets watery too fast No, I'm saying if I don't drink it fast enough Yeah, so I like ice like a normal amount of ice because it keeps it cold while I'm drinking it I've started getting my cold brews with light ice because then I get more cold brew
Sometimes there is something about it.
Yeah, like if I'm getting a coffee and I'm spending five bucks on a Like a thing of coffee, bro.Don't Do not fill that thing up with ice cuz I ain't get no coffee.Anyway, I'm gonna take three sips.It's gonna be gone Like they load that stuff.
I know it's so frustrating like Put four ice cubes in there.So it stays cold and then cold brews already cold.Yes What I'm saying?
Yeah, dude, I literally I went the other day and they put so much ice in there I couldn't get my straw in the cup Like it was packed in there.
So tight the ice was I could not put a straw to the bottom of the cup Drink it with a straw Yeah, where are you getting your drink from
430 Also, I gave your little brother $20 for some scones from there I Had never saw the Scott's I don't think they've made him yet.My mom had hers.
Oh shoot Yeah, she was like, oh, yeah, these have been sitting here for a while I got him but I didn't eat him and I'm like What was that from?She's like, that thing at the school.
He likes a savage.I'll text him.
What is he going to do now?
It's not going to do anything now besides make him feel bad.I don't care.It's probably not his fault.
It's got to be his fault.
You probably were supposed to pick him up or something.
Yeah, which for sure did not know about, but I will take the blame.It was not communicated. So my mom was like look at all these scones that I have do you want any and I was like It's a 430.She's like, oh, no, there's that thing at the school.
I was like Gotta be the same.Where do you guys your cinnamon roll things at breakers market in Eureka?
Dang all the way to Rica.
Yeah, cuz everyone from lighthouses from Eureka Aren't you from Eureka Dan? It's the same thing.It's like saying I'm not from Delavan, I'm from Venado Lakes.Shut up.
I want to buy cars there just because I'm with the cinnamon rolls. Sister my mom bought cars back-to-back almost.Yeah, dude.That's right.Probably almost all that thing I ended one to a guy today.
I sold a card today Handed the guys cake and he goes I can't have this and I was like, hmm.He goes I'm diabetic and I was like I'm like Can't you just give yourself more insulin?No, I didn't say that.I was like, oh, can you just like do two shots?
I said, I want like a pill for that.Is that how it works?No, there's like most people have a pump.
No, but I thought wasn't Paul Blart diabetic?
Yeah, well, so he needed sugar.So his body wasn't making enough sugar.So there's two different kinds of diabetics.Right?Isn't there one where your body makes too much, and then there's one... Yeah.So you have to watch it.
It's like if you... If it's low, you gotta get sugar.If it's high, you gotta bring it back up.Yeah.
Remember that I've learned so much about I get to sometimes well not anymore cuz Mike has a different thing now and he doesn't have to take his beatus Needle anymore.
Oh, he still has a needle but it's like basically a patch you put on and you just have to mess with it like every three days or so and
shout out Mike I miss you bro but like he used to let me take the needle and do it and it was really gross and I hated it but I did it all the time I know I really didn't like it maybe super uncomfy I laugh when I get uncomfortable so I could
scenario yeah so if i'm getting blood work done like when i'm sitting there and they're about to like they're like feeling me up and pause time out um but they're like feeling up my arms and stuff and like
trying to find where to put the the needle in and stuff I get really uncomfortable and My coping mechanism for feeling super uncomfortable is just giggling
So to most nurses who don't know me like if I go somewhere that's not Hopedale or it's somebody new at Hopedale when they're going to put the needle in my arm I'm laughing hysterically which makes me look like a psychopath because I'm literally just sitting like
They're like what shit is wrong with you.Why are you doing that?Stop laughing?What should be crying?
Yeah, like and I literally just sit there and I bounce my leg and I just giggle Hysterically and they're like I've never seen anyone do that before and I'm like, yeah That's crazy, I You remember when I had mono yeah So I had to go every other day.
So my, my spleen is supposed to be like 11 centimeters is what the doctor said.And it was like 17 and a half.And I was like, so I can't play golf.And he's like, he's like, buddy, if you roll over in your sleep wrong, you'll probably die.
And I was like, understood.Um, so, but I had to go in there and they had to keep doing blood work to see like how I was doing basically.
my parents from the Ozarks, so I'm like fighting for my life by myself and I get in there they're doing blood work and This is like the third time in a week or I'm sitting there and it's this new lady and she's younger she's like probably closer our age a little bit older obviously, but She's like touching my arm and she's like, oh wow you have really strong skin and I was like
What the hell does that even mean?And she's like, I think I see a lot of access to veins right there.And I go, how do you think you either do or you don't?
How many times did she break you?
She got to the third time and she was getting in there.So here's the part that sucked. So not only was she going in, realizing she was missing and then pulling it out, the second and third time she got in there, realized she missed and moved it.
And I could feel the needle scrape against my arm bone.
To which point you could die from that.
Like the Nick and the argument, just when I'm telling you, I giggle when they do it, right.I'm. I'm sitting front row at a comedy special.I'm like, ha ha ha.She's literally just scraping, I can feel it scraping my arm.
And she is looking at me and she's like, I just don't know why I can't figure it out.And she goes, let me try your other arm.And I go, how about you go find someone who knows what they're doing?
And I said it kind of like that because I was really mad.And she was like, oh, you're probably laughing at the same time.Yeah, I was laughing.I was like, how about you go find someone who so that you went out and found somebody that did it right.
But you had an IV put in.
Yeah, but it was to put me to sleep.Yeah.And I basically remember going out there.
I had when I had surgery, had IV put in my arm and you can feel it dripping in you.
Yeah, gross.It was weird, but I'm good.
I got all hooked up getting ready for surgery and they put a needle.
This is what does it to me.Like this is what see how I'm acting right now.I can't.
You've been talking about needles this whole time.
I know, but now you're talking about them.And now it's not me remembering, it's me imagining.And that's where.
Yeah, well, imagine me laying in a hospital bed, getting ready to go into surgery.I'm all hooked up.They just put my IV in.And I'm like, I got to piss like really bad.And I'm about to go to surgery.I'm like, I'm about to be put to sleep.
Like, what if I just piss myself when I'm in surgery?
So I'm like, I'm sorry.I was like, I know you just like hooked everything up, but I need to go take a piss.So they unhooked me.I went peed and they had to do it all over again.So luckily, like.
Luckily, both times when they put the needle in, it was like just right away, it was fine.Yeah, but.I kind of screwed myself.
Yeah, that makes me so uncomfy.
It's so weird that I talk about it.It messes you up.
And then I know I can talk about it.Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah.You like watching, like, medical shows?Maddie loves Grey's.It's alright.I'll come home.
I'll come home and she's watching Grey's and I'll, like, look in there and they just have somebody's, like, whole chest open and you can, like, see the heart beating and stuff and I'm like, mm, pass.
I think I could be a doctor now.
Just with all my knee stuff.I feel like I've learned a lot.I could just treat anyone that's had ACL problems.
an easy solution is just cut it off.Your knee.Your leg.
Just your knee.Yeah, just the knee and just connect it back.
It's just shorter though, so you can just whip it in a circle.
It's like the little pirate leg thing.Yeah.Stub, whatever it is.Because one would be on a different leg. I think there are people that legit don't have knees though like No, no life.
Yeah that you don't have anymore What let's do like that's like knee shoulder Elbow, I mean technically there's a ton of joints if you want to say a finger you could say like no I don't want to be a baby like that.
They're like cheetah like that.
I almost think it'd have to be like an arm.I
I think it'd be elbow.I think I'd rather just... I don't know, actually.
Like, you're driving and you have to drive like this?I do that all the time, anyways.No, you drive like this, probably.You're not driving stiff-armed.
Okay, not stiff-armed.I actually drive with my knees, but... Not that one.Because the other one's on the gas sometimes.Yeah, I know. That was one thing after surgery, I couldn't do that.
I had to travel with my hands because I couldn't like bend my knee to like put it up against the steering wheel.I kind of just outed myself there.It's alright.
I mean, you know, you're human.
I got it.I feel like it's safer.Nevermind.I'm not gonna.I think it's safer for me to drive with. a knee and be able to text faster with two hands than for me to text slower.
More time looking at your phone.Exactly.Yeah.I completely agree.
It's a theory.All right.Episode 14.
Put her in the books.It's been a good one.Appreciate you, Dan.
Dan, you got anything to say?
Just love it.Oh Hey before we end get rubbing in with all the lighthouse people.Oh Yeah I could use that too.He came here with the beer.He's he's good to go.Next time, he'll bring that.
So, sorry.This was a week late.Please forgive us.Still appreciate I know there I got multiple texts that were like, Oh, we just don't do podcasts anymore.And I'm like, Oh, sorry.But no, it's cool.Love it.Love the support.Yeah, I guess.Yep.
Because if you didn't care, then we'd still do it.We'd still do it.So tell Somebody who does care that we're out here still doing it.We got our first hater the other day.Oh, that was so sick.I'm tick tock.Honestly.Shout out.Shout out the haters.
What do you say?Oh, he said this.
He's like, all right, boys, put the mics away.
Put the mics back in the box or something.I was like, appreciate you.You literally respond.Appreciate that.Yeah.Appreciate you, boy.Yeah.
Appreciate all the haters.All the supporters.I'm so 14. See you.
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