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Is it true that you made a million dollars from this fight?You're telling me you didn't feel this slap at all?I didn't even feel a single thing.I'd really like you and KSI to stop hating each other.
But I understand that can't happen without somebody getting knocked out.So can you just get it over with, please?I'm ready.But I didn't know this about you, Jake.That I have an underbite?A severe underbite.Yeah, it's getting worse.
Clench your teeth if I were to show me your resting face.
Are there UAPs?Yeah, Jake.This is another instance of our government lying to us.I got a UFO video myself.I want to be a world champion.That's my goal.Who are you fighting next?Joe Biden.Literally.People are just really hating.
What if some people just think it was not that entertaining of a fight?
Yeah, I can hear you.Welcome back to the set of Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
That's right.Yeah.Without and we're here today without the leech.
We're ridding ourselves of all the mics in our lives.Yeah.You've rid yourself of Mike Tyson.Yeah.I've rid myself of That freeloader Mike Maylard.Where the f*** is he? I don't even know.Why is he not here?Wasn't he at the fight?
Yeah, he was at the fight.Wow.Yo, you know what?He went to Atlanta.Dude, he's got work.He does things other than this.That's lame.Lame.This is all he should do.I think the other thing is probably paying him more.
This show doesn't make that much money, dude.Well.It's funny because you know what's so shitty?Mike, Mike. My mic is shitty.Yeah.Oh, we'll keep going.Dude, I've been in the podcast space forever.
Like I was, I was one of the first like influencers to start doing podcasts, 450 plus episodes deep.
And I see everyone else getting these podcast deals.Some guy named Joe Rogan, some girl named Alex Cooper, a hundred million dollars here.
They're like, they're throwing it out like candy.Everyone's getting deals except me.Why?Yeah.But well, because Alex Cooper had Kamala Harris on. We had Trump on.Nah, come on, Harris. She's not a part of the picture anymore either, Jake.
Because of you, actually.A lot of people say that you're the reason that Trump won the election.They're saying I did?Yes.Everybody.Because that video you made.No way.That highly impactful political video.
Yeah, I had a bunch of Democratic people tell me that they changed to Republican because of that video.Are you serious?Yeah.Are you dead ass serious?Yeah.That's impactful, Jake. They just voted for Donnie.Donnie, Big Donnie.
I had a lot of liberal friends and primarily Democratic people as well text me saying how brave your video was and how much they liked it and respected it, even though it may not be their political position, which I think is like the ultimate victory.
If you can make a video that doesn't just turn people off because of your position, but actually makes them listen.And you also took the position of
and which I think should always be the underlying thing whenever you do anything political related, is like, this doesn't have to be divisive.Can we ultimately end up actually uniting these states of America?We need to.
And there's so much hate and division right now.That's the biggest problem.
I think it's good when people can have healthy conversations and respectfully disagree with each other, but still work and find some common ground and still know that we all want the same goal, which is an amazing America.
United we stand, divided we fall. Nice.And also, well, that's I just want to go back to Mike Malak for a second.OK.Mike, you're a bitch because you didn't eat my doghouse, my new doghouse wings.I think that's partially my fault, Jake.
He and I I promoted your 1010 smash burger and also It is my fault Jake why he invited me he's like do you want to go do the doghouse thing to go Jake's?I was like, yeah, bro Let's do it.And he was hounding me.
He's like, let's go to doghouse like he double triple texted me even so this is your phone Yeah, because I have a message to Logan now Logan you're a bitch Because you didn't promote my doghouse.Incorrect.Incorrect.Okay.
At the the day party that you threw yesterday.Yeah.There was a doghouse food truck.Did you try it?Dude, it's fucking bomb.It's amazing, right?I'm so critical sometimes to the point of being an asshole most times.All the time.99% of the time.
And bro, I was like, I was good because now you're understanding that it's delicious Jake.Thank you.Your wing, the El Gallo wing was bomb.It's amazing.I made the sauce myself.I'm very proud of that.Did you really?
I actually mixed the ingredients in and then they, yeah, the guy's like, yeah, didn't you see Jake was in the kitchen?I go, yeah, bro.I know how social media works.No, no, I actually made it. Like I actually made it.
But yeah, everyone needs to go try Dog House.It's really fucking fire.It is good.Good job for you.Thanks, man.
One of the most impressive things that you do is your ability to be an entrepreneur and build these businesses while you're promoting these larger-than-life spectacles.
Like, bro, I see you promoting the Mike Tyson fight, getting impressions that no fight has ever gotten in history.In history, bro.And at the same time, you're building W. You're promoting Dog House.
Better. It's just like it's unprecedented, bro.Your bandwidth is absurd.I got to take all the momentum and views and funnel them in to the businesses that can grow larger than me.Yeah.You know, because I'm only one person.
So but that foresight trying to scale your foreskin is, yeah, the foreskin is crazy.It's nutty.You I'm able to see things in the foresight.Yeah. You asked me before your fight, like you're warming up.
I also wanna just let the viewers know that I'm completely brain dead.Yeah.And worthless right now.No, you're not worthless.And exhausted.
And so yeah, this, so yeah, I can't talk.Yeah.I'm not talking.You are, and you're doing a good job, but it is gonna get a little nutty.Dude, you just fought Evander Holyfield.Yeah.It's one of the biggest fights ever.
And yeah, so I'm tired from that.You've been celebrating?Yeah. We're both a little hungover, which is fun.I haven't done a hungover podcast in like a while.I'm feeling pretty fucking goofy, bro.I can't wait to see all the cringe comments.
Can you move the mic down a little bit so we can see your beautiful face and beard?Yeah, these fucking guys are the ones who hooked it up, bro.Tell them, bro.Wait, I was saying something.I was saying something. Oh yeah, you were.
You were always fucking saying something because you're always fucking yapping.Dude, I am.I'm such a talker.No, you're not.
In like real life settings and stuff, I like, I talk too much.
Well, what I realized is when I'm around you and dad, I like can't ever get a word in.And that's why I realized I'm more of a quiet person in life is because you guys would always just yapping.We're always just talking, bro.
So I just grew up just be like, Before your fight, bro, you're about to go walk out to fight Mike Tyson.You're like, hey, bro, can you grab the W and like spray me a couple of times?I'm like, this motherfucker is like still promoting his business.
You're thinking about a thousand things at once.It's, it's wildly impressive.Thank you, man.I was, I was super focused.You remind me of Elon Musk, like a, like a much like less successful, bigger headed, more aggressive Elon Musk.Yeah.
That's a really big compliment.I mean, he's probably my biggest inspiration.He's so great.He's amazing.He's literally saved the world multiple times now.Dude, I don't think he gets enough respect put on his name, man.
Yeah, we should, should we glaze him?Let's glaze him.Open AI.He contributed to major advancements in AI, SpaceX, solar energy, Tesla.Starlink.Starlink.Internet.Commute.
That's crazy.That's crazy.Impressive individual.And you, you remind me of him.Should we try and pronounce his?Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, he actually, he actually- Thank you.He de-motivates me.
People like you, people like you and him de-motivate me.Why?Because you guys just, you just work too hard.He was, wouldn't that, shouldn't that motivate?
Yeah, like fuck you guys.
Chill.We're just going too hard?Yeah, why?For what?That's a good point.Why are you going so hard?Maybe I shouldn't.No, I will.Maybe I won't. I don't know.I want to be a world champion boxer.And so this is actually what it is, is that's my goal.
And so I'm literally boxing like my whole life.And that creates a ton of dead time where I'm literally just sitting there.And so I come up with all these ideas and make all these videos.
And the whole team is just like sitting there for months on end in a camp.And we're just like, Well, we should do something.Dude, I mean, it works.Let's talk about the Mike Tyson fight a little bit.But I under Holyfield, the Evander Holyfield fight.
It was the perfect fight, like the build up, the lead up, the story, all of it was. spectacular execution, 10 out of 10.I imagine partnering with Netflix was a massive help, right?Have having their like creative minds and platform.
1000% that was like the trifecta that made it all perfect is their involvement.Because it wouldn't have been as big if it was just me and Mike on some pay-per-view platform.I've been saying one plus one plus one equals 10 in this scenario.
One plus one.Well, yeah.One plus one plus one is more of like a like an analogy.One plus one plus one.To me like that.
Together like what the math the math got exponentially greater than what it should have been.
Because you guys all amplified each other excellently.Bro, some of your videos that you've been posting on Instagram.
150 million views, 214 million views I saw on you and your girlfriend, Utah.We're just walking.I don't know why it got so many views.Dude, I even- And then I do something cool and then no one likes it.No, no, no, people like it.
I'm even, as your brother, like bro, my biggest flex right now is being Jake Paul's brother.And sometimes it's even being Jake Paul.You just rock.Bro, Jake, congrats on beating Mike Tyson.I'm like, thanks, buddy.
You want a photo and maybe an autograph? Follow me on Instagram.I've signed a couple of Jake Paul autographs.That's funny.That's crazy.I haven't, but if someone asked me for a Jake Paul autograph, I would.You should do it.
One time someone was like, yo, Jake Paul.I'm like, I'm Logan.They're like, who?I'm like, fuck.I don't believe you.That didn't happen either.But it might have, bro.Some of these interactions, I don't get how people get us confused, though.
You have so many tattoos, dude.And your head is huge.Yeah, and a really big beard.And my nose is crooked.But my face is getting more deformed from boxing.And bigger, Jake.
So this confuses me about you. And I know you're a little shy about this, but I didn't know this about you, Jake.That I have an underbite?A severe underbite.Yeah, it's getting worse.
Because I can't do anything to fix my teeth because I'll just get hit and they'll move again.You're like an English bulldog.Yeah.You know those English bulldogs?Jake goes, if I go outside, I could collect rain.
But like the fact that way isn't show me you're like like clench your teeth.I were to show me your resting face That you have to actively pull your bottom jaw back Well, you don't even worry about all no, I don't worry about it.
I just smile like this It's good.It's but if I clenched it, it'd be bad.Like it's a you have a good smile It's not like this not like that.No, don't do that.I You ever, have you ever been taking a picture with like a kid?
Like I saw you did the Make-A-Wish before the Tyson fight.Did you ever like smile at one of these kids and be like, oh.No, that's never happened.I don't really, I'm not smiling with my teeth clenched because I know it's scary to people.
That's like a bulldog.Yeah.
I think the smack was probably the most iconic thing to come out of the fight.Yeah, that I'm very happy about that.I got some trading cards.Did you get a trading card?I didn't get a trading card.You need to go to tops and get a trading card.
There's a smack trading card.Yeah, I got you something. I got you a gift.Oh, it's a gift.Oh, no way.From, from me to you.Dude.To signify that moment forever.Yo, frick yeah!Dude, that's sick.Bro, the fact that that's real is iconic.
What's crazy is I was going to get this framed, but you beat me to it.Yeah, it's super low quality.Yeah, I'm probably going to throw this away.Yeah, I wouldn't blame you.It's poster board.It's weird, like how did my eye get morphed like that?
That's high impact velocity traumatic.You know he bent my earring to like 90 degrees.What do you mean?The back of it.What do you mean, really?
Yeah, the back of it was bent.
So you're telling me you didn't feel this slap at all?I didn't feel it.I'm really not trying to be tough or something.I didn't feel it at all.You're trying to be a tough guy or something?I didn't even feel a single thing.
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Like, oh my God, that hurt.Like my skin, like the impact, it was all beard.So like the skin didn't even hurt.And then like, I don't know, I was just.Bro, but your head moved.I even thought, I even thought I saw you like wobble a little bit.
Didn't wobble, didn't have any stars, didn't feel it, nothing. Do you think you and Mike Tyson will go back to being friends again?Yeah, we will, for sure.
We already, you know, kind of showed each other a bunch of love in the ring and we just have respect for each other.Bro, after he fought you, I too went up to him and I was like, I love you, Uncle Mike, you're so great, whatever.
He's just standing there kind of like not really present, just like looking around. I think he was tired.Yeah, he was probably pretty fucking tired.I was proud of his performance, dude.I mean, for his age.I'm pretty impressive.He persevered.
He totally did.And he fucking tried and fought.He did try.
But yeah, dude, I had just made up with him as well, because after he slapped you, that's when I... Personally, I went from like, man, I think Jacob really hurt him, to like, fuck him, he hit my brother.
People thought my comment was disrespectful, they were saying, Motherfucker so disrespectful how dare he talk to might like that.What do you mean some guy?I just do just say you want to fight me what I do Yeah, leave me out of it.
Well people are just really hating right now like there's the haters are running wild What do you what do you what are you saying to the feedback on the fight that you're getting?I'm not saying anything nothing I don't need to say anything.
You know, the people who understand the greatness of it and, you know, have their own lives and are happy with themselves, they're going to just show respect and show praise.
It's the haters who are jealous and don't have anything going on in their sad and miserable lives.And they want to bring this, the whole event down and Mike down and me down and all of these things.
What if it's not as deep as that for some people?
What if some people just think it was not that entertaining of a fight? I mean, what do they want?They just want me to lose.That's the only way they would have thought it was entertaining.
I think there's a world where some people definitely wanted you to, Mike, knock out Tyson.Right. You know?
And I know people were disappointed in him as well.
This is the sport.It's like, OK, yeah, sometimes there's going to be NFL games where they score, you know, 10 points each.It's fucking boring.Like, what do you want?Like, what happened happened.All possibilities are there when you go into a fight.So.
But they're saying Mike tricked them.And then if I would have knocked Mike out, then they still would have hated it and been like, Jake's a fucking asshole.Like, they're literally just finding a reason to hate on any part of it.
So I don't, it's not just as simple as like, oh, I didn't like that.And they got like sick ass undercard fights, the walkouts, everything.
The whole thing was entertaining.That's true.
There's a fucking pigeon.There was a pigeon.Richard was there.Some people were disappointed in Mike's performance. They thought Mike would give more.Because you see these videos of him going crazy hard on those pads, doing that shit.
Yeah, and people are like, oh, it's rigged because look at him on the pads, but he didn't do this in the fight.Because someone is fucking punching back, you dumb fucks.People don't realize my power.That is true.
And my jab, and my speed, and my ability, and my footwork to get out of the way of those punches.So then all of a sudden, he's throwing at literally air.He can't land those punches on me.Was he hard to hit? He was hard to hit.He was elusive.
I was missing.I can't believe he can move like that.A lot of punches.I don't know how he gets off to the side like that.You know what's impressive is after he gets off to the side, and then he'll come up and parry a little bit.
Like he's still like tuned in with his defense.His defense was impregnable, impetuous.That's good.Yeah.We should do more impressions.Do you?Okay.Okay.Let's do a couple impressions.
What impression can you do?
Who have I been doing lately?I'm getting the head shakes.No, do it, do it, do it.Get canceled.Get canceled.Who have you been impressing?Who?Trump.Huge.Huge.Dude, Donald Trump likes us. I think he likes the Paul bros.
Yeah, I think so too, because we're fucking true Americans.I bet, I bet we both living the American dream.Yeah, we totally are.
I feel like we're living the modern day American dream where the epitome of America, modern America fucked up family grew up in a, in a, in a, you know, a nice neighborhood, but brain damage from sports trauma back at the crib, guns, a cell phone, firewood, axe axes.
Um, Trucks cars.Yeah and Self-defense boxing.Yep.Everyone wrestling tights spandex.Yep And would you ever consider coming to the WWE I would love to But I would want to be your like Paul Heyman.Yeah.I would want to be like your Paul Heyman.
I wouldn't want to like wrestle as much like I could do some shit, but I'd want to be like your sidekick businessman or some shit.Well, bro, I'm going to go for it.Like I'm going to go for it.
And perhaps if you retire, you become world champion, then you retire and I'm still wrestling.
You could be like my manager who also has a knee right hand.I guess you could do it.It's just time consuming.Yeah, that's true.But yeah, let's do it.You're going to become WWE champion.I think so too.
I mean, bro, the ultimate goal would be for me to become WWE champion. for you to become boxing champion, and then for your girlfriend Yuta to win Olympic gold.Yeah, we just have all the belts.That's insane.In the world.That's crazy.
And then, and then we'll just, we should just retire after that.So look, Are you happy with your performance in the fight?Are you happy with the way the night went down?
I wish he would have put up a better fight so that I could have risen more and done more.And he was surviving.He was.So that was the only thing I didn't like.So annoying when they don't bring the fight to you.Yeah.
But he got you with a couple of punches.How did they feel? Nothing didn't feel a thing to be honest.Where your cap?I I'm literally being honest, bro Nothing, nothing, bro.Your head is so big.
It didn't hurt like I don't he didn't really land anything No, cuz your head is I just tell you one impact like crazy even the one he landed I saw it coming and I went like this and they're like, oh Your beard throws people off.
I don't think they know where your chin is.I don't even know where your chin is.And I've known you for like your whole life and I forgot where it is in there.You can't tell.Try and guess where it's at.I couldn't even begin.
I can't tell if it's like shallow, a shallow chin. Or like, is your chin like, are you crimson chin?My chin is right here.That's what I'm saying.I don't, I don't know.I also don't know how you got that beard, bro.
Like the Jake Paul, I know Jake is the one dancing to the Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe song.I need to post that.Like the meme that went viral, this is the guy that's fighting Mike Tyson.And it's like a 16 year old, you like, Dancing in your room.
I remember when you're recording that like I remember when you made that video and I was like Oh, he's just so goofy.My goofy little brother.We're gonna post.
No, but what people don't realize about that video is that the punchline is that like someone walks in and Like catches me dancing.Oh And then I like that's what's funny about it Get it wasn't just me dancing.The thing was it was a skit.Oh
What the fuck kind of world are we living in, bro?They just clip it out, bro.Dude, I'm telling you, shit is getting fucking weird.Like, how is that kid fighting Mike Tyson?
Also, how are the people that are gonna be running the country, just like the most random hodgepodge of experts in their own field?It's never been done before.The state of the world, UAPs, man, what the fuck is happening?
I don't know what's happening, but it feels good.It feels like America's back.And that's the way it should be.It shouldn't be politicians in these roles.It should be people who are actually qualified and experts.I think America is
going to be fed up with the typical idea of politician, smile, kiss babies, say what they want you to say.
Like authenticity, I believe moving forward with presidential races will be super fucking important.Trump winning taught me a very important thing.Future presidential elects
and candidates will not be able to ignore the podcast and social media circuit.
Yeah, they need to show the world like who they truly are.
They have to for hours at a time.
People want to people want to know who you are and believe in you.And, and bro, like, I'm telling you, from from my experience, like, we wanted to we invited Joe Biden on. And then they switched to Kamala for the Democratic candidate.
And we invited her on a lot.We gave her final cut.Like you can cut what you want from the podcast.We, we, we, we think our viewers would love to hear what you want to say.We'll have a good conversation.
Like it wasn't a gotcha podcast and she just wouldn't come on.And like personally, I remember what she did do.She did call her daddy and she had Meg the stallion shake her ass on stage, which which is, that's, that's, that's good.
It's a good political move.
I think, I think Republicans have done some equally like odd shit.Like I remember watching the Republic National Convention and at one point I was like, what the hell, what the hell is going on here?
And I get the same feeling when I watch the Democratic National, I'm like, what, like what, like why make the stallion?Why, why this like random like music group?
That's what people want to vote for.
It gets culty, I feel, on both sides for me.
It gets culty.I agree.But I think we're in a good spot now, and I'm excited to see how these people run the country, and I do think utilizing Elon Musk's brain to figure some of this shit out and essentially
Make the government more efficient is a really good thing.Doge.Doge.I shout out to Vivek.Your buddy Vivek is him and Elon are figuring out the Department of Government Efficiency.They're going to crush it.They're just going to do what you like.
They're going to fire everybody.Just fire everyone.And Trump's going to go, you're fired.Dude, they should make a video of everyone.
That would go crazy.Well, dude, that's what I'm saying.Trump's social media team. and strategists are fucking brilliant.Did you see him tweeting? Did you see his tweet process?Yeah, yeah.
He has like, he's just talking and people... Bro, that shit's not normal.
That's like, for a presidential candidate, for a politician to be that like authentic, that like, his tweets are actually coming from him and his team has a streamlined system in order to make his voice into the tweet without him actually having to do this.
I need to start doing this.Someone next to you, just jotting down your thoughts and tweeting them out like this. It's a fascinating process, and I don't know how he does it at so old, dude.Like, how does he have so much energy?
I have no energy, and I'm fucking 17.
I don't have any energy left.I have a question.Okay.Are there UAPs?Yeah, Jake. Yeah, Jake.I'm getting involved, brother.Oh, no.Oh, no is right, dude.Oh, no is right.Because this is another instance of our government lying to us.
Objectively lying to us.And the bigger concern is, as I said in my tweet, we are not at the top of the food chain, brother.We are just not at the top of the food chain. UAP, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, formerly known as UFOs.
Why they changed the name, I don't know.Probably to make it sound a little less like hocus pocus.And I try to stay away from the hocus pocus of it all, and I'm super fucking skeptical.I don't believe anyone.
But I try to just stick with the stuff that we do know, and here's what we know. For the past fucking 70 years, the government has known about these unidentified aerial phenomena that can do. flight maneuvers that are seemingly impossible.
These- 3,000 G's I heard.3,000 G's brother.Do you know how fucking fast that is?Yeah.Do they live in the ocean?I think so.I think so.It makes the most sense.Think about it.
70% of the earth is covered in water and we've only explored 5% of the ocean.We've explored more of space than we have of our own ocean on this planet.And these crafts that are reported are capable of transmedium travel.
So they can go from the air to the water seamlessly.
Why would they not, if they can do that, hide in the ocean?So they're really fish.They're fish aliens.I bet they, I bet they're down there with the fish for sure.Well, if they're down there with the fish, then they're fish.
Yeah, I guess you're right.Because I'm up here with the humans and that makes me a human.Yeah.So they're fish flyers.Dude, I'm just- They're flying fish.Yeah.Oh my God.Essentially.You figured it out.Dude, they need to put me on that team.
I'm sure they'd love to have you.That's the other thing, bro.A lot of people in this UAP world are actually fucking goofballs.There's a
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Few legitimate ones.And I try to like gravitate towards them because like, you know, there's a lot of people that are just kind of crazy that want to believe in this thing.I am interested in it because like,
As a person who's very curious, I'm just not okay with the idea of like the fact that these things can defy physics.Like Jake, they defy physics.The speed that they travel, you said 3000 G's.
Some of these crafts have been marked traveling at 3000 G's.
A human can withstand nine Gs without, or with maybe suffering temporary, maybe permanent damage, sometimes fatal.
A human craft a space or a plane, the strongest one I think can withstand like 19 Gs before like the metal and like the structure literally like decomposes in the air.
Dude, 3000 Gs, you know how fucking fast that is?It makes no sense.It makes no, and they're here and all different shapes and sizes spotted over X, Y, Z, like,
And the disclosure in Congress and the hearings that they're having, we're learning more and more.And it is just such a fascinating thing because you thought you knew what this reality was.
What does it say about the origin of the universe?Where did these things come from?What do they know?How long have they been here? Could they answer questions about God?Are they God?
Some people think they're spiritual entities.The United States government reportedly has biologics of aliens recovered.My guess is from Roswell.It's not faux pseudoscience after all.
Anyways, that's a topic for another day, Jake, but things are getting serious and I'm getting involved.How are you going to get involved?
Notably right now, there's a UAP fund that is like vowing to fund and protect whistleblowers who come forward from being like sued or tried to be like bullied by the United States government.
Because right now there's people inside of these programs that are trying to reverse engineer the crafts.
or have seen or heard things or spoken with witnesses or even like have video footage themselves, who are in the community staying silent because either they're committed to their project, which is cool, but I think they have a bigger commitment to the United States people.
And I think more people are going to realize that and come forward with really important information. but they're also likely going against the government branch that they vowed to stay secret to.
And that's a big commitment in itself, and could come with a lot of consequences.
I'm gonna help fund some of the whistleblowers' legal fees and stuff, but it's a fund, so anyone can contribute if they want.I'll contribute.I think you should, bro.This is the future.Imagine if these things know how the fucking pyramids were built.
Imagine if they were around.Imagine if they helped build the pyramids. They probably did.I don't know.That's the hocus pocus shit, but it's just fascinating.And dude, I got a UFO video myself.And so I've been invested.
I went on a little UFO expedition and I'm wondering, do I release it, do I not?And I ultimately haven't because it's compelling, not convincing, but the interesting thing about it is and what I'm noticing
Some of these saucers and crafts that they're describing appear more than once.
Like that looks like the same as that.And that looks like the same as that.
And there's gotta be like a connection.Like I heard somewhere there's like five civilizations of extraterrestrials on the planet, potentially like warring factions.
Yeah, there's gotta be different groups and gangs for sure.They're clicked up like the Bloods and Crips.Goddamn right, brother.It's for sure.And they're talking about all the Gs and stuff like that.All the fucking Gs.
And they're just hella ganged up and shit like that.And they have different whips, you know?Like, they can't all just have a Bentley.They need a Rolls Royce, too. 100%.
Oh, yeah.And they're fish.So I would say something fishy is going on.Have you heard of the dark forest theory?No, but.I'm sure you like talking about forest.
Drake put $355,000 on you to lose.The Drake curse is real.Why would he do that, Jake?He's tight with us.I don't know, and he was DMing me too.What's his deal?During the week, you know?Why?Why, Drake?And you were playing Drake before you went out.
It's worked up. But I think that everybody just wants him to win, wanted Mike to win.
But- Dude, people really don't like us, Jake.People really wanna see you get knocked out.Yeah, what did I ever do to anyone?Well, you climbed on top of the KTLA news van.Hilarious.You wasted the government's money.
Because the FBI had to raid your house.They wasted their own money.They wasted their own money.Like why would they do that?And then like nothing ever came from it.They didn't even know what they were doing there.
I still don't even know what they were doing there.They thought he was a terrorist or some shit.And they took 60 terabytes of fucking Jake Paul vlog footage.So there's a team of people. At the FBI.Who had to watch all my vlogs.
The outtakes, the outtakes.My voice is stuck in their head forever.Nah, bro.When I found that out, I was like, dawg.This is fucking pathetic.This is where taxpayer dollars are going towards.
This is why Doge, Elon, and Vivek are gonna fix these problems.Wait, I'm sorry.You're gonna raid a YouTuber's house because you think he conspired to... They thought I had bombs. I mean, you got bombs in your right hand.
Yeah, but why would a YouTuber just have fucking bombs?Insane, insane.But yeah, what else have I done?I don't think I've done anything.That's what I don't get.You said that New York was washed up like Mike Tyson.Yeah, I'm just telling the truth.
I don't like the truth.People don't like the truth, Jake.It's scary for them because they don't even seek truth in their own lives. But it's so hard because, like, how do I find out what the truth is?Like, how do I know what the truth is, actually?
Meditation and getting closer to God.That's the most bullshit answer I've ever heard.How does that tell me what the truth is?Like, if I see a headline on Twitter, I'm like, well, I'm gonna meditate to find out if it's true.
Oh, I thought you were talking about, like, within yourself.
You're talking about... Yeah.You're talking about, like, reading shit online.Yeah, like, is... A man or a woman.Like, I don't know.Like, what does XY chromosomes mean?Like, I don't know.Can someone tell me, please tell me.
I don't know what, what, how, what makes a boy penis.Yeah.Help me, Elon.Yeah.You could, you could chat GPT.
That seems to be pretty helpful.
Hello?I can't breathe.Hello?What makes me a male?
Hey, biologically speaking, being male typically means having XY chromosomes, which influence the development of male physical characteristics.But gender identity is more complex and can involve a mix of biological, social and personal factors.
Is there anything specific you're curious about?
No. We're never gonna know shit, dawg, and I think it's getting worse.Like, there's two ways to look at this.Are we in the post-truth era, or the truth era? And if we are like, where do I go?
I think people are seeking the truth more than ever because there's so much misinformation and lies out there.And I think we're making steps in the right direction towards figuring out how to get the truth to prevail and to be out there more.
Things like community notes, which still kind of isn't good, but I think one day it will be.
Um, uh, I'm nervous for what? To sit here.Why?Because I have to blow my nose.Can we get him a tissue or something?We can handle that.Okay.Because I'm starting to not be able to talk because it's clogged up.Who are you fighting next?Everybody.Me?
Yeah, I'll fight you.You will fight me?Why not? You're fucking tiny.I'm taller than you.You're still tiny.That doesn't even make any sense.You're just a tiny little guy.You're just a tiny little pickle.
You're just a tiny little pickle.You little weird little pickle.You're so cute.Two or three years ago, where you got inflated.
It's like somebody inflated you.Doesn't make me tiny.I just didn't get inflated.
Hey, my tiny widdle quab.
My tiny widdle pomeranian buddy.He's so tiny Thor.
Me and you fighting will go crazy bro.Yeah.
Well, yeah, it would just be good because I would be down because I wouldn't have to be the one to, because it would suck to be the one that has to deal with losing, but I wouldn't be the one that would have to deal with that.
I have the opposite perspective.
I feel like ruining my little brother's boxing career would be so bad and mean.People would be like, you're such a bad older brother, like they already say, but now you ruined his career as well. Yeah, but you're just a little pickle.
You're just a, you're like a tiny little like speck of dust.Tiny little what?I'm a, I'm a fucking big speck of dust.You're just like, uh, how would I describe you?Just a fluff, a ball of fluff.Do you really think you could beat me?
Yeah, you're like the seven days, you're weak.Seven days what?You're weak.Just in general?I'm so strong.I'm very strong.I know. You're really strong.
I'm not saying I'm not, I mean like boxing, who knows, but in a fight, I think I could, I think I could come away with it.I was practicing my roasting skills like Dax Flame.That guy's so good at roasting.Yeah, he is.I could roast you.Go.
You're just a ball of fluff.Bro, your roasting is fucking trash.
I also am concerned in general about you.At first, this podcast, you're like, I'm brain dead.I was like, ha.
Now I actually kind of like think you are.I literally said that earlier.I know, but I thought it was a joke.I'm now I'm like, I think you should go to a hospital.Yeah, I think, I think I'm going to go do that.I'm just exhausted, bro.
How did you make it?How did you make it? Like tell the world like how someone like you made it.That's what I try to tell them.I try to tell them I'm just a giant bucket.Like if I could do it, so can they.This is so crazy.
That's so crazy.But yeah, uh, you people under underestimate me.
Why? Because I go on podcasts and act like this.That is so true.That is so true.So what happens then?Because I have an underbite.Well, now that they know that.What happens then?You flip that switch to turn into a killer.
Like, because you do sometimes.We've seen it.We saw what you did to Mike Perry, and we won't forget.We saw what you did to Ben Askert.I like pain. I just turned into a pain machine.No, you don't because you let Mike live.No, I'm actually not.
You weren't about it.You weren't about it.I'm actually not even violent.
I actually want peace in the Middle East.And peace in general.Yeah.And just.
I'm really a hippie, actually.You totally are, dude.Yeah.You totally are.Like the ayahuasca, the meditation, you do breath work and stuff.Yeah, I probably, if I wasn't boxing, I'd probably just live in a van too.I might go do that, actually.
Thank God you found boxing, bro.I swear to God, you'd be homeless shooting heroin in your toes.No, I would be in a van.With heroin.Yeah, but not homeless. Oh, true.You and Mike would be hanging out.In the van.Yeah.Your roast earlier wasn't good, bro.
Okay, let me try again.Your nose looks like Squidward.Bro. You kind of do look- Where's your girlfriend?You kind of do look like Squidward.Where's your girlfriend?He does look like Squidward.Hold on, let me do that little side by side.
It's gonna take forever.No, I'm just- This is the worst podcast ever, bro.Well, basically what we said we were gonna do is, oh my God, handsome Squidward is what you look like.Nah, not at all.You look like handsome Squidward.
No, I don't.Yeah, you do.No, I don't.
Yo, yo, uh, Caleb, you're editing this?Yeah.Put a side by side.Um, okay.Wait.Uh, okay.I'll roast you more.
What are those?Oh, it's like you.It's not looking good.It's not looking good for you.This is crazy.I don't know.There's nothing to roast you about you, bro.There are so many things to roast me about.You did earlier. Me that forest joke.
Yeah, but that that's like not even roasting you.It's just funny is totally just roasting me.You roasted me.I'm your brother.Okay.I'm your brother.Let me see. How come you don't have eyebrows?I know, bro.I know.I don't know.I don't know.
It's because I'm blonde.I'm blonde.Yeah, but I think you used to have eyebrows.I think they taper off in the middle right here.You only have eyebrows. That was good.That was actually really good.
Do you see Jon Jones turn around and kick Stipe Miocik in the ribs?Yeah, that was crazy.Got him right in the ribs.Nice kick.I looked like it hurt.Jon Jones is probably the greatest fighter of all time.Probably the baddest man on the planet.
Do you think he has a little Homelander vibes, Jake? John Jones.Yeah.No, like you don't think so.I see memes about him actually being Homelander, like all smiles and like politically correct.
And then behind the scenes, he's just fucking savage killer.He's a killer, bro.Like, I mean, he's like, you know, a guy last night in his speech, he's like, man, I just wanted why everyone's all excited.
I just want to take a moment to thank Jesus Christ.I was like, John. Yeah.No, I know he got that.I know he got that.I facetimed with him the other week.Yeah, he's fantastic.He's always been so good to us.
Yeah, I think he's I'm just I'm asking questions because I've seen the commentary online.
They're saying this guy's like, this guy's actually kind of a little loose.I mean, like I've seen him get arrested and bang in his head and shit like it gets it gets pretty rowdy.Did you see a video of Jon Jones saying?
Someone asked him if he could take both of us at the same time.Yeah, he said no.He said no, I couldn't believe it.Which it's definitely true.You think so?Yeah, for sure.He gave a really realistic answer, which I think probably shocked people.
I certainly thought he'd be like everyone, like every other fighter on Earth would have said, no, I could take them.But John, since he doesn't have anything to prove, We actually had that printed out this morning and it wasn't cheap.It wasn't cheap.
And so that's your gift.I'm a battering ram.Oh, yeah, the other things to talk about, there's so much. How are you going to celebrate?Like, what do you do now?I don't know.I'm like a plastic bag drifting through the wind.You keep saying that.
I don't know what I'm going to do.Really?There's nothing to do.Why don't you come for Thanksgiving?We'll play football.Yeah, we could do that. I'm down.Oh, yeah.I'm coming.I'm going to annual turkey.
I'm going to New York a couple of times Thanksgiving Christmas, okay, and Probably just gonna sit around and just try to not do anything Flag football.No, it's our annual Turkey Bowl.We take it very serious.
Actually, this is the first ever, but... We've literally never done that.Turkey Bowl is so fun.But I'm going to probably maybe go to St.Bart's.For New Year's?For a couple of days.No, no, no.Just like maybe next week.What are you doing for New Year's?
I'm going to be with Utah.Where?In the Netherlands.That's nice.She has races and it's her birthday.She has races? No, she has races.Oh.Uh.Oh, and Thor is the best dog in the world.Yeah, he is.I just wanted everyone to know that he is.
He's getting older though, Jake.You can tell.We all are, but.That's what, that's literally what happens.Yeah.That's like saying like the sun's coming up tomorrow.Yeah.Hypothetically.
Um, do you ever worry about like going, like when you wake up and get dressed?All the time.
All the time.I hate it.Yeah.It looks like it.I, yeah, but I don't, what? I was told what to wear as I always am.So if anyone has, what do you mean?Well, I, someone tells me what to wear.I got, I have a PDF.This is wild.This is crazy.
What about this outfit?It's crazy.It's insane.Why?It's part, you're wearing navy blue with whatever those things are.Dad pants and then black shoes.I'm a dad. Yeah, but this is wild.I'm a dad.This is wild, bro.We're getting old as fuck.
You're going to be 30 and I'm going to be 28 and I have a child.You have a niece.That's fucked, bro.What do you think of her?She she wished you good luck for your fight.She is beautiful.She's pretty amazing.I love her.She melts my heart.Yeah.
It's it's surreal like I still doesn't make any sense crazy.It doesn't seem real It feels like a fever dream when I see that you have a baby.
It's so weird a little girl She's so pretty bro her like eyelashes and her temperament and now she's smiling.You can get a smile out of her You say hey should just smile about What'd you say? Hmm, what'd you say?
I just said there's not shit to smile about not for her man Yeah, like I don't know why the fuck she's smiling cuz I'm smiling at her.She likes it.
Isn't that's not funny Imagine if imagine if you were my daughter who would who you know, by the way has the same brain capacity And you just woke up from a nap and I come in and I go oh
Yeah, smile like this.Yeah, don't just, yeah.I can't believe you found an ounce of success in your life, bro.Bro, this is how you find, this is how you find success.How?Bro, you literally just be fun.I'm a ball of fun.That is true.You are fun.
You are fun.I'm a ball of fun.What do you say to people who say, who are you fighting next? Who are you fighting next?Fight KSI.I'm fighting Joe Biden.Any senior citizen.Dog, if I were you...
I anybody with anybody, they have to have dementia or Parkinson's and they have to, they have to have the wheelchair thing, the wheelchair thing in there or the handicap parking thing.
Okay.If they don't have that, I can't fight them. There's a senior citizen's home down the street.We could legit go beat the fuck out of all of them.It makes so much money.That's crazy.The Ball Brothers ravage Dallas Retirement Center.
Okay, wait, so... Fucking broken bones.They didn't even know it's coming because they all have dementia.Bro, stop.Stop. Wait, so does that mean you won't fight KSI because he's too young?KSI is old.He's like 34 or something.
I think he's like 32, maybe 30.That's old.That's old.He fits.He fits.And he's retired. So there's a chance a retired boxer, like he doesn't actually box.So it fits my, it's the weight problem, right?That the age old weight problem.
Like, can we just figure this out once and for all, because bro, I have a grand vision.Like I w I'd really like you and KSI to stop hating each other, please.
But I understand that can't happen without somebody getting fucking knocked out or some shit.
So can you just get it over with please?I'm ready.No, you're not.Look, No, you're not.I'm literally ready.He's too light, you're too heavy, bro.Should we flip a coin?Flip a coin for the weight class?I would low-key be down for that.You would?
That's actually big.If you guys went on live and flipped a coin.I feel like it's a fair compromise.It totally is.It totally is. If he's down for that, that might be the solution to all this shit.
And both of your managements who have egos need to stop blocking the deal because they don't like each other.Your management should not be getting in the way of you two putting out a big event.And it's the name of the game, right?Yeah.
What are you doing? Bro, you don't give a fuck.No, I do.What do you mean?No, no.What do you mean?I don't either.I don't either.So it's fine.Bro, we knew this going into this episode that we're both brain dead.Yeah.
But, um, this, it's turning out great.This episode is fucking great.Probably one of the best.I'm being serious.Dude, I'm gonna find out what the UAPs are.I'm going to, um, that's on God. We should, uh, talk about Richard the parrot pigeon.
So what happened?You went to go give Mike Tyson a pigeon and he basically said your pigeon is shit?Yeah.And he gave it back?Yeah, but the thing is, my team at Better fucked me.Hey, can we get Richard in here?Download Better, by the way.
2,000 extra money.But my team at Better fucked me.Wait, 2,000 extra money what? If you sign up, you set like a lineup, a eight pick lineup.And then, but you have to hit it, right?Yeah.Oh, I thought you just hit it, but people hit it.
I thought you were just doing 2000 X, but people hit it all the time.You could set them over here next to me, next to Papa.Wow.Papa.Okay.So he calls me pop pop off the team.Fuck you.What do you mean?So basically.Oh, he's a, he's a pretty pig.
He's beautiful, bro.He's so my team lied to me and said they got a $3,000 pigeon. From Southeast Asia.I don't know why the fuck they did that.It's literally fucking stupid.Wait, why?They did?That's him?He's like a five dollar pigeon.
Shut the fuck up, bro.Sorry, Richard.Sorry, Richard.
Where did they get it?And not that money, Richard, makes your value.You are worth so much more than that and you are the best pigeon in the world, buddy.
He walked out with us.And now he's the most famous pigeon in the world.This pigeon walked out to Mike Paul Jake Tyson fight.250 million people know this fucking pigeon.Does he sit on your finger?Not yet.I mean, he can, but... You just grab him?
Yeah, but he could fly away, so... So don't do that?What'd you say?Yeah.
Yeah, you wanna come on here?You can if you want.Nothing else is fucking going on.
Yeah, pedal. Come pedal.Oh, we could pedal the Fuck Jake Paul spray to all my haters.Grab that, grab that.Here, go.So guys, this is a limited edition W for all of my haters.It's actually a Fuck Jake Paul spray.
You can get it at getw.com.What's the scent?What's the scent?It's the original scent that's inside of there.
But um this camera this camera is getting blasted dude But yeah, you can get the fuck jake paul spray for a limited time only see that's what i'm saying But you but you know what you know what didn't happen is they the crowd didn't start chanting fuck jake paul And that was what we were gonna sell these after they chanted fuck.
So even if they did jake Stadium chants are much harder to catch on than arena chants.And I was talking about at the presser.I was hoping it was gonna happen.
I'm gonna leave.I just wanted to come intervene and be an inconvenience and a nuisance.
Say something smart.Um, like give the audience something to take home.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the sale.Fuck yeah, my guy.Hell yeah.And, and, and, uh, At the end of the day, it's nighttime.This shit is falling over.Congratulations.
I'm going to finish off this week doing a lot of negligent things and drinking and using my liver.Hell yeah.Hell yeah.
All right.We'll see you around, brother.No, you won't.All right.Are you coming to Puerto Rico?No, I'm going to go to L.A.
and then come back on Wednesday, fucking stuff.
Yeah.What's the date?What's the date?Sunday?Sunday?Okay.Yeah.All right.Dude, have you been to India?Yeah.It's sick. It's sick, Jake.You should go back.Yeah, I was only there for like 12 hours.Really?You should stay longer.
The people are very nice in India.
Met a lot of creators or they're all in the come up huge over there ready to make some mainstream expansion.
If you ever go, I want to go there and fight in a rush. Don't don't don't you would beat the shit out of him.Yeah, but but that's but he thinks he would win, bro He couldn't even take but it would be biggest in it.It would be big in India.
It would be massive, dude It would be massive and they love you.I could go pick up like a big bag of rupees just for beating You totally could they love you.You know, how many people were like, oh congrats do go kill Mike Tyson I'm like, yeah, dude.
I'm fighting Mike Tyson this Saturday and I'm here and They thought, like some people think I'm you.And I just had to do the same old rigmarole that I always do.Do people ever think you're me?Like one in 10.
Mine's probably, what would you say, two in 10, three in 10?Probably two in 10.It's getting better though, I think.Yeah.It's getting much better.It used to be much worse.They can probably see the difference now.
Well, dude, you are... I can see clearly now the balls are different.
I can see clearly now they look so different.Stop.We should sing more.We should sing a couple of songs for the audience.I sing to my daughter.We should freestyle.I'm down to freestyle.Let's play a beat. Freestyle beats.Freestyle beats on Spotify.
Just freestyle beats.Do you want to go first?Sure, I could do it.Dude, the Wi-Fi in here is just... Yeah.I don't think it's even working.It's good, bro.Like, I'm on my 5G.Yo.Oh, fuck.I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
When are you going to shave your head?Yo, Ryan with two N's. Are you able to make me one of these pizza lunchlees?In the microwave?They're fucking bomb when you heat- when you cook them like that.What?Yeah, you can grab it off of there.
My- my chef made gourmet- Are you having a twisted tea?You're not- you can't be drunk at this hour.Like, still from last night?
Alright.Too slow, probably, yeah?
Yeah, this is a crashed out episode, like, insane.
Oh, this could be good.Hey.Yeah.
Okay.Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.Yo, they call me El Gallo.
I'm from Ohio.I do the dash on ya.I make ya my yo.I make ya my son.I knock it out, kid.Mike Tyson.Mike Tyson.Eating on the ricin.Ficing.Licing.Bicing.I'm the one that's going to be known for sleeping Tyson.The bicing.Everything is exciting.Yeah.
All right.El Gallo.He's from Ohio.Puerto Rico.I'm a freak, ho. That's a nice chorus.El Gallo.People from Ohio.I'm a freak yo.I'm a freak yo.Yeah turn me up one time.The biggest in the world.Netflix on my line.Yeah they want more business.
No fucking kidding.I break records.I do the dash.I hit the Lambo.I'm going fast.I'm never in the last.I'm never in the past.I'm in the present, the future, the animalistic nature of my style.I'm going wild, wild, wild.
I'm the Wild West boy, El Caillou from Ohio.I'm a freak, yo.I'm on Netflix going viral from Ohio.
El Caillou.Yo, what the fuck? What have you done?That was, that was pretty good.Thanks.It was all inspired by this.The guy.Oh dude.Do you feel like, do you feel like you're making, do you think this would scare Richard?Yeah.They probably have beef.
Yeah.He's dipping out.I can't believe that pigeon walked out with us in, in the, in the whatever that was like a limousine or something. Yeah.The commission said to me after they said we would have never allowed that.
I don't know how we didn't see the pigeon.Why?What's wrong with the pigeon?That's speciesist.Speciesist?Yeah.Like races against species?Yes. That is specious.Why would they not look at him?He said he's not because of animal cruelty, animal cruelty.
What do I literally, literally.And now he's so famous.He's getting brand deals.
There's no, he's a fucking gangster.
He's making a living for him and his family.He's literally making a living.Shut up.A killing.Shut up.That right door. Bro, like like like we were coming out of that tunnel in the car.He wants a little rooster.
There you go, buddy Oh Richard's like, oh fuck dude Is he aggressive at all does he could he like hurt something yeah, bro Thor's a killer actually He's just like me like super dumb and slow until it's time to fucking
Yeah, but when we were coming out in that truck car and I looked around and just saw the stadium full of people, I was like, dude, look around.It's insane, dude.
And I'm so glad I got to be there in that moment.Me too.That was fucking epic.Started from the bottom.Now we're here, bro.60 million households, Jake.250 million people, but 60 million accounts.Insane. Well, that is so it's all downhill from here.
No, for sure.You know, I peaked.Now I know now I know what it feels like.You know, the kids are peaked in high school.Hell yeah.I peaked right now.So whatever.Whatever, bro.Oh, he's ripping up the chicken.Oh, Richard's watching mortified right now.
Richard's like, oh, fuck.He's like, I must be special.Dude, like, how are you even going to walk around anymore? and not get recognized.That's because again, your head is so big.You're so recognizable.Yeah.It's just like a giant rooster head.
I don't really plan on walking around.That's my, that's I plan on.Do you have people carry you?Yeah.Cause you're that rich now.Is it true you made 90 million from this fight?No.Who said that?Is it true that you made $170 million from this fight?
It's not true.I made a lot of money, the most money I've made ever.But what are you going to buy with the money?Probably a ranch.Whoa, big piece of property.Whoa.And I'm going to pimp it out.Speaking of ranch, bro, when I had your doghouse.
The ranch sauce?Yeah, there was ranch on it.I was like, of course.He's always loved ranch.No, I make it so that the order, when they order my shit, it comes with ranch.I know, I know.And I don't love ranch, but I loved it on your wing.
Dude, speaking of food, thank you.
Two ends.Let me see.Oh, that's a solid arrangement.She did well.This looks tasty.Yeah. Hey, do we have to go on a flight or something?Yeah, I think we should.I think we should get out of here, dude.Yeah, it's 2 p.m.Our flight's at 2 p.m.
OK, well, thanks for thanks for having this conversation with me, if you even want to call it that.Well, thank you for having me on this show, podcast show, and I think it was just a hangout.We're just hanging out. Hungover, braindead hangout.
I want to add a disclaimer to the end of the episode.
Nothing that was said on here is real and it was all AI.
100%.Thank you guys for watching this episode of Impulsive.We do love you.We will be back with Mike Malak.He was out making more money than he would be here.So Impulsive has fallen down his priority ladder.Anyways, we love you guys.
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Black Friday is coming, and for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year, too.
Bartesian is the premier craft cocktail maker that automatically makes more than 60 seasonal and classic cocktails, each in under 30 seconds at the push of a button.And right now, Bartesian is having a huge site-wide sale.
You can get $100 off any cocktail maker or cocktail maker bundle when you spend $400 or more. So, if the cocktail lover in your life has been good this year, or the right kind of bad, get them Bartesian.
At the push of a button, make bar-quality Cosmopolitans, Martinis, Manhattans, and more.All in just 30 seconds.All for a hundred off.Amazing toys aren't just for kids. Get $100 off a cocktail maker when you spend $400 through Cyber Monday.
Visit bartesian.com slash cocktail.That's B-A-R-T-E-S-I-A-N dot com slash cocktail.
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