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The Jello Program, starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harrison, his orchestra.The orchestra opens the program with I'm in a Dancing Mood from the picture This'll Make You Whistle.Only 16 more shopping days from now till Christmas.
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That was I'm In A Dancing Mood, played by the orchestra.And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that, uh... Hey, Jack?
What's the matter with your eye?
Nothing, why?Well, it looks kind of swollen and discolored. It's nothing.Go on and introduce me, will you?This isn't television.
Okay.And now, ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that genial fellow with the gray suit and the black eye, Jack Benny.
Thank you.Thank you.Hello again.This is smiling Jack Benny coming to you in his usual good spirits and never felt better in his life.And tonight, folks... No kidding, Jack.What happened to your eye?
Well, Don, if you must know, I was on my way over tonight in a great hurry and I drove into a filling station to get some gas and got into an argument with the attendant.I finally lost my temper and knocked him down.You did?Yeah.
Then I got up and he knocked me down again. Well, this went on for about three minutes, and then I took a terrific swing at him, hit him on the jaw, and he went out like a light.Well, well, then what happened?
I finally got away without having my windshield cleaned.Look, Don, look, all I wanted was a little gas, that's all.Is that asking too much?No, no, of course not.I didn't want my fenders manicured or any rose water in my radiator.
I just wanted a little gas.There's nothing wrong with that.Of course, I'll admit I shouldn't have lost my temper amidst such glamorous surroundings.You know what these California gas stations are like.
Oh, for heaven's sakes, what kind of a gas station was it?What kind?Don, have you ever seen the Taj Mahal by moonlight?With its marble pillars and sunken gardens?Yes.Well, just put three gas pumps in front of it and you've got it.
Well, to tell the truth, I didn't mind so much when the man insisted on cleaning my windshield.But when he started to wash my face, that was going just a little too far.I don't blame you, Jack.
You know, I must drop in there for gas sometime if it's that swanky.By all means.And if you do, Don, be sure to ask for Oscar.He's the major de-lubrication.
Meanwhile, Jack, you better have your eye attended to.It's getting worse.Oh, it'll go away.
Hello, Jack.Do you look good?
I do.Take a look at his eye, Mary.
Oh.Hello, Jack.You look bad.
Oh, nothing.I had an argument with a guy who was selling me something, that's all.
You're some sap to buy a black eye.
I didn't buy it.It was given to me.
Yeah, I wouldn't have it for a gift.
Don't be comical.Anyway, you ought to see the other guy.See, I can always take care of myself.Well, then why do you let that Phil Harris bulldoze you all the time?That guy gets away with murder.Oh, no, he doesn't.
After what I told him last week, he's plenty worried. Believe me, Don, there's not room on this program for both me and Phil Harris.Is there, Mary?
I'm not talking till after Christmas.
Oh.You know, Jack, Phil's late again today.I know it, and I'm just waiting for him to get here, that's all.And you'll hear the... Well, just wait till he gets here.Now, don't do anything rash, Jack.
Oh, no?Here comes Phil now, and Kenny's with him.Oh, he's got Kenny that way, too.Yeah, and then I stuffed a pill under my shirt and made off like I was fat.Oh, gee, that's good.You're funnier than Jack.Who isn't?Hello, Buck.Hmm.
Now, come here, Kenny.What's the idea of walking in here ten minutes late?
Now, don't change the subject. I've had enough of your action, coming in here late every week.This is the first time.It's Phil, that's all.And furthermore, I don't like your attitude one bit.Neglecting your work and running around with girls.
I don't have any girls.It's Phil.Well, cut it out.That's all.
Oh, leave him alone, Jack.He's a lovable dope.
Yeah?Now look, Kenny, you're just a kid and you've got your whole life before you.You ought to watch your step.See, do you want to grow up to be like Phil Harris?
Well, you can't do it on this program.Either straighten yourself out or I'll do it for you.
Say, Jack, it's Phil's fault.Why don't you ball him out?
Listen, Mary, I'm just ignoring him.That hurts a lot more than a balling out.Believe me.
Well, he's standing there kidding with the orchestra.He doesn't look hurt.
Say, a smile covers many a broken heart.Oh, Don, while you're over there, ask Mr. Harris to play the next number.Why don't you ask him yourself?I don't want to talk to him.
First thing you know, we'll get into an argument, and after all, I've only got one good eye.
And you want to keep that open?
Yeah.Phil's the type who'll take advantage of my condition.Tell him to play, Don.Hey, Jack, why, you're acting like a kid.Come on, snap out of it.What's the matter with you anyway?
If I did anything wrong, I'm sorry.
Let's shake hands and make up.
Go on, Jack.Take hands with him.
Oh, no.It's probably a trick to break my arm.I wasn't born yesterday.Thought he'd catch me off my guard.Jack, that's ridiculous.Well, that's the dirtiest trick yet, the big bully.You better play, Phil.Okay.
Imagine breaking a guy's arm when he can only see out of one eye. That's the most brutal thing.And look at him, look at him now, picking up that stick.He's gonna hit me.
That's his baton.He's getting ready to lead the orchestra.
Oh, I bet he's got it full of lead. That was I'm in Love with a Brand New Baby, played by Strangler Lewis and his orchestra.Which would have been rendered much more effectively if their leader got to bed night.
Mary, get a load of Phil pretending to be busy over that sheet of music.I bet he's got a phone number written on it someplace.
I'll bet it's a good one.
Yeah. He brags plenty.I've seen some of those girls he goes out with, they're not so hot.
You said it.I saw him out with a girl last night and she wasn't a bit better looking than Loretta Young.
He don't care who he goes out with as long as she splits the check.Hey funny man, was that last crack meant for me?Puh. Well, was it?It wasn't meant for Paul Whiteman.So if the shoe fits, put it where it belongs.
Don't tempt him, Jack.Is that so?
He talks a great fight.Now, wait a minute, Jack.I've tried to be a regular fella, but you've gone a little too far.Enough is enough.Oh, you've had enough, huh?You see, Mary, he gives up the coward.That's what he is.Coward?Why, you swell-headed...
You swell-headed... Punk!You swell-headed punk, I'll take care of you.Oh, you will, eh?Well, if I had the use of both of my eyes, I'd give you something to write home about.Oh, yeah?
Yeah.For heaven's sake, fellas, what's the matter with you?Ladies and gentlemen, when you order Jell-O for your dessert, insist on genuine Jell-O.Look for the big red letters on the box.And remember, it comes in six delicious flavors.
Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.
Look at that silly goo.Now wait a minute, you're not talking to Kenny Baker, you know.I'll say you're not!
You hear?Don't worry, Kenny, I'll take care of him.You and who else?
Top that one, big boy!Say, Mary, look at him standing there with a chip on his shoulder.
Quiet, it might be muscle.
Yeah, it would be just like him to hide muscle under his coat.The sneak. I'm so mad my ears are ringing.
Oh.Hello?Who?It's for you, Mary.Plainfield calling.
Hello?Oh, hello, Mama.How did you happen to call?What?Oh, they're fighting as usual.Gee, everybody knows about that.No, no, don't worry about me.I'll be all right. Oh, it isn't that bad, Mama.I don't have to get under the piano.
No, Mama, Jack didn't break Phil's arm.Phil broke Jack's arm.
I don't want to disappoint Mama.Yes.Yes, Mama's too bad about Jack's eye.What?Well, give my love to everybody.Goodbye.
Well, what are you laughing at?
Mama said if you kept your mouth shut, your eyes would be open.
Oh, she did, huh?Well, why don't she join this program?We're sort of comedians.Say, Jack.What?Kenny wants to sing his song now and he's afraid to mention it.Well, let him sing.Why ask me?Nobody around here seems to worry much about what I think.
Yes, Kenny, go ahead.Don't bother asking me.I'm just a stooge around here anyway.Oh, no, you're not, Jack.No, oh, not much.Hmm, I'm surprised I'm allowed to talk.Sing, Kenny.Go ahead.Your pal Harris will cooperate with you.Go ahead, Kenny.
Yes, anytime.In the middle of one of my jokes, if you want.Don't mind me.Nobody else does.Hmm, the next orcs to lead our hire is either going to be a gentleman or smaller than I am. Sing, Kenny, what are you waiting for?Sing!
I find my lips meeting your lips Until the dawn's early light I find my arms holding your charm long after we said good night.You're so close to me, you're so close to me, and I can't reach your heart.Your very wish would be my command.
I hold my breath when I hold your
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Close to me, you're so close to me And somehow we're so far apart I could reach the top of a mountain or the deepest part of the sea.Here you are, so close to me,
That was, uh, close to me, sung by Kenny Baker, accompanied by the Jell-O Orchestra.And now, ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, we were supposed to continue our serial, Buck Benny Rides Again.
As you will remember, last Sunday night, the play ended with Buck Benny having just cornered Tactus Face Elmer, the outlaw, in Ike Muller's saloon.But Tactus Face, using unfair tactics, like some other people I'm associated with,
Made good his escape.Meanwhile, after this very moment, we have been unable to locate Cactus Face.So tonight, we will have to discontinue Buck Benny.It hurts me too, fellas.Kinda had my heart in that there character.
But anyway, now to disappoint our listeners all together, tonight we are going to present an original society drama entitled, Money Ain't Everything.Or, Oh Yeah?
I will play the part of Jay Stuyvesant Schnorrer, an American visionary who is cruising the Mediterranean on his luxurious yacht.
I will be his daughter, I imagine.
Yes.Don Wilson will play the captain of the boat.And as a special added attraction, he will not mention our product.Not at all, Jack.Not one single flavor.Shucks. Kenny Baker will play the part of a bogus prince.
And owing to the shortage of actors, our orchestra leader will play the part of Kenny's brother, who is also bogus.And I don't mean only in the play.What?
This will go on immediately after the next number, which will be rendered by that Vine Street playboy and his yes-men.Mary, take a quick look and see if Phil is burning up. That was Bolt to Bolt for Mr. Rhythm from the big broadcast of 1937.
And now for our play, Money Ain't Everything.The scene takes place on the palatial yacht of that well-known millionaire, Jay Stuyvesant Schnorrer, which is cruising the peaceful Mediterranean with a gay party of moochers aboard.
We now take you to the yacht, Bad Check, which is bouncing all over the Mediterranean.Curtains, music, Wait.
Oh, Mrs. Vandiver, Mrs. Vandiver.Yes, Mr. Schnuller.You'll have to ask your little boy to put back the steering wheel.
We've been going around in a circle for three days.
We just bumped into the back of the boat.
Oh, Mr. Snorer, look.We're heading straight for an iceberg.An iceberg where?Right ahead of you.That's Wilson and he's cold.Oh, Captain.Yes, Mr. Snorer?I wish you'd put a bottom in our swimming pool.I've lost three of my best friends.
And by the way, have you seen my daughter?
She's about someplace, sir.Well, I must find her.Begging your pardon, sir, I must warn you about your daughter.Really?There are fortune hunters aboard, and now that she's twice as rich as ever before, every day millions of people propose to her.
Now, Captain, are you sure it's my daughter's interest you have at heart?
Yes, and I hope the man she marries will be half as true as the extra-rich, true-fruit flavor of my favorite dessert.
Thank you, Captain.I'm glad you think as much of my daughter as you do of your job. Ah, here she comes now.
That's Pater.Uh, daughter, uh... Uh, tell me, daughter, where have you been?
Up on the poop deck, drinking pop.
My child, you look worried tonight.What's on your mind?
Prince Boris and Prince Morris have asked me to marry them and I don't know which one to accept.
You mean those bogus noblemen?Why, they're nothing but fortune hunters.Where are they now?
Down in the coal bin playing shovel board.
That's calling a spade a spade.And now, my dear child, why do you want to marry either one of those designing schemers?They're only after my money.
It is true, and you know that such a marriage cannot last.
Oh, you say that every time I get married.
And I'm always right.You've had enough rice thrown at you to fill a Hollywood bowl.Weddings, husbands, every year a new honeymoon.Why do you get married so often?
I got a boyfriend in Niagara Falls.
Well, one thing you can be sure of, young lady.I won't stand for either one of those fake princes.Pardon me, Mr. Schnorer.Yes?The stowaways are complaining about the food.Well, tell them to throw it overboard. They did, and the sharks threw it back.
Oh, uh, Peter, here come the two princes now.
Ah, Prince Boris. Prince Morris.
Oh, uh, Peter, I want you to meet Boris and Morris.They've been on your yacht for three months.
Oh, so that's who they are.I saw them in the dining room so often, I thought they were the waiters.Give me back my tip.Pooey on you.That goes for me, too.You I'm not worried about.
I understand that both of you bums are in love with my daughter.Is that right?Yes.And you want to marry my daughter?Yes.And if I was broke, would you still want to marry her?Yes.Just as I thought.I won't stand for this, daughter.
You can't marry either one of them.
Oh, but I love him, father.
You need glasses.Where did he come from?
Well, let's get down to facts.Even if I should permit this marriage, your excellencies, only one of you tramps can be her husband.I have an idea.We'll toss a coin to decide.Have you a coin, brother?No, have you?
Then we'll fight a duel.Good.Daughter, leave the yacht.
Dog gone it, I meant leave the room.
oh captain captain my daughter fell overboard pick her out of the water what'll i use for bait a mink coat she'll snap at that and i'm not kidding fellas oh yes oh yes well let's go on with the duel gentlemen here are the pistols mine's okay hey wait a minute mine isn't loaded ah you're telling me
I'll stand back-to-back, pistols in right hand, march ten paces, turn and fire.Understand?
Four.Mr. Schnorrer, Mr. Schnorrer.Yes?A cablegram for you, sir.A cablegram?Let's have it.Hmm.Hold everything.Hey, fellas, listen to this.It's from Frank Carson.What does it say?It says, Dear Buck, I've just located Tactus Face Elmer.Return at once.
I'm holding a posse till you get here.Well, what do you know about that?
We ain't got a minute to lose.
Bus Benny rides again.Watch out, men.Don't get the horses wet.
This will continue next Sunday night.Will Buck get cactus face?Will the horses get wet?Will Phil Harris get here on time?
These and many more questions will be answered next Sunday night.Jack, are you screwy?Tune in next Sunday night and find out.Play Phil.
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If your grocer hasn't put jello chocolate pudding in stock yet, be sure he orders it for you.
This is the last number of the tenth program in the new Jell-O series, and we'll be with you again next Sunday night at the same time.
And I'll be glad to be, see, that is Mary and I will be glad to see all of our Phoenix, Arizona friends Tuesday night.Say, Mary, I'm giving a little party tonight at the Crocodero.You want to join me?
How about you, Don?Thanks, Jack.I'll be glad to.You too, Kenny?Okay.Well, I guess that's about all.
Didn't you forget someone, Jack?
Oh, I don't think so, no.Good night, folks.
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