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The Jell-O program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and Phil Harrison is orchestra.The orchestra opens the program with Who Knows from Rosalie.You can always score three ways when you serve Jell-O for dessert.First, it's easy to make.
Second, it's economical, and third, it's always delicious.Jell-O is so easy to prepare.Just dissolve it in hot water and chill until it's firm.That's all you have to do to get a clear, shimmering mold of Jell-O.And Jell-O is so economical, too.
A package costs only a few cents, and it's always more popular than many expensive desserts.Then last, but certainly not least, Jell-O is delicious.It has a tempting, full-flavored taste that rivals the fresh, ripe fruit itself.
All six flavors are extra rich.Strawberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime.You'll enjoy them all and want to serve them often.Just be sure to insist on genuine Jell-O when you buy.
For there's only Jell-O and only Jell-O brings you that special extra rich fruit flavor.So look for the big red letters on the box.They spell Jell-O. Ladies and gentlemen, the selection you just heard was Who Knows from Rosalie.
And now we bring you Jack Benny from Waukegan.
Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and I must ask you one thing, Don.How do you ever think of all those cute introductions about me?
Well, I don't think of them, Jack.
I just open my mouth and there you are.Well, anyway, I'm glad you were considerate today.I feel much too good to start an argument.Oh, you don't say.Well, now, what's the cause of your sudden exuberance?
Well, I'll tell you, Don, I just about forgot that.No, I wasn't feeling so hot for a couple of weeks, so I drove down to Palm Springs for a rest.And I want to tell you, it is marvelous for you. I never saw so much sand without spinach.Really?Oh.
And the sun, you know, I was out in the sun from morning to night.Oh, you were?Well, you're not very tan.Well, believe me, Don, right up to the last day, I was as brown as a berry.And what happened?I got my hotel bill and turned white.Ask Mary.
She drove down with me.Was the hotel really that expensive, Mary?
Yes, but Jack got his money back in towels alone.
Nobody takes a towel or two.
A towel or two in the back of your car will look like a linen closet.
Don't believe her, Doc.Hey, Jack, don't tell me you drove down on that old Maxwell of yours. Yes, we did, fella, and we had no trouble at all.How long did it take you?Oh, we made pretty good time.Believe me, we stepped right along.
Mary, tell him how we whizzed by that big Rolls Royce.
You mean the one that was out of gas?
Well, we would have passed it anyway.But to tell you the truth, fellas, the only real trouble we had was with hitchhikers. You know, bothering and thumbing at us all the time, you know.That must have been annoying.Oh, it was.
Tell them where they had their thumbs, Jack.
Well, that's not important.
Say, Jack, how far is Palm Springs from here?
Oh, it's only a two-hour drive.Have you ever been there, Kenny?I started to go there once, but I got seasick.Seasick? Kenny, how can you get seasick on land?
I knew that wouldn't get a big laugh.I knew it!
I just knew it! But, Kenny, Kenny, you ought to go to Palm Springs sometimes.No, really, you ought to go there.It's the healthiest place you've ever seen.You'd love it.Ah, California's good enough for me.
But, Kenny, Palm Springs is in California, and it always has been.Oh, don't be so gullible.Gullible?You don't even know what gullible is.
What's that got to do with it?
You got me there. What are you giggling at, Mary?
I'm just reading a letter from my mother.See, she's a scream.
Oh, are we going to have that again this year?
Look, Jack, look how she starts this letter.Oh.An open letter to my daughter.Reading time, four minutes, ten seconds.
Say, that's all right.What's she got to say?
Uh, she says, uh, my darling daughter, we see sorry that I wasn't able to answer sooner. I have been very busy doing spring cleaning, which slipped my mind last May.
Anyway, I want to thank you very much for the check you enclosed, even though you forgot to sign it.
However, your brother Hillard signed it for you, which got a big laugh at the bank, and he is now in Leavenworth.
The judge wanted to send him to Atlanta, but he was there before and didn't like it.
Oh, he'll enjoy Leavenworth much more.
We had a lot of excitement on Halloween.Your father and I were out all night ringing doorbells and banging on windows.Well... It was some fun until a man came up and banged your father.
And that isn't all.That same night, your grandfather had another attack of jaundice.
So he stuck a candle in his mouth and used him for a jack-o-lantern.
Say, Mary, do you remember that big police dog the people next door own?Well, the other day they let him out without his muzzle and your Uncle Willie bit him.
Your Uncle Willie?Oh, isn't he the one that used to run the barbershop?Yeah, that's him.Oh, I thought so.Read on, Mary.
Tell Jack your Uncle Willie is not running the barbershop anymore.Oh.As he was caught combing a customer's hair and pockets.
That's a nice family you've got.
Tell Jack if he makes one more crack about us, I'll stop this letter.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Livingston.
Must close now as a man from the post office just came to get his pen back. Well, and give my best to all your ever-loving mama.
Well, that's some letters.
Oh, there's more.P.S.Please stop riding around in Jacksville as they have threatened to take us out of the Blue Book.
Tell your mother to mind her own business.Go ahead and sing, Kenny, before there's another P.S.Go ahead.
Palm Springs in California.
Oh, sing.Mary, when you answer that letter, be sure and enclose Kenny, will ya?
Without you I'm insignificant, just nothing at all. Oh, I could work miracles to make me feel that way.Anything you wish for, anything you Shall I take the starboard?Or would you like a moon upon a platter?
It doesn't matter what can I do for you If you'd like the spring in the fall It would be awful at all.Give me your love and I can make the most impossible dreams come true.Blue shadows never.Sunshine forever. Roses in December for you
That's what I call real vocalizing.Yes, sir.That was Roses in December sung by Kenny Baker in November.Be sorry about Kenny.You can sing a December song in November.
That's right.I knew a fellow who sang June and January in August.
Yeah, you certainly are.And now tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we have a real surprise for you.Something old yet new.Something you will all enjoy.And I know... See who that is, Mary.
So tonight, folks, we are going to present... Oh, uh, Jack?Yes?
Uh, there are a couple of boys out here who want to see you.
Why don't you ask him, Henry?No, you ask him yourself, loud mouth.All right, I'll handle this.
Well, what is it, boys?What do you want to know?
Mr. Benny, is that your automobile parked downstairs in front of the studio?
Why, yes, it is.Does it run?Run?Of course it runs.
my my well what about it nothing i just lost it
That's a fine thing.I'm going to throw a blanket over that car and stop all this gambling.Go on, you ought to sell it to a junk man.
You'll have to fix it up first.
Gee, all you guys get a big kick out of my car, don't you?
Jack, Jack, tell them what happened on the way to Palm Springs.
I won't.Don't you start anything like you did last week.Why, what happened, Mary?
Well, we started out about nine o'clock in the morning, and when we got to Pomona, Jack stopped for a gallon of gas.
I did not.I always buy a gallon.Say, Jack, what's the idea of only buying one gallon at a time?Because I got too much money invested in the car already.Oh, that's why.So what happened, Barry?
Well, after we got the gas, The man put water in the radiator.And was Jack mad.
All of his peanuts got wet.
Oh, it's getting so you can't even roast a peanut anymore without people laughing at you.Now if you fellas have all had your little fun, I will announce our play for tonight.Are there any objections?
Well, thanks. It's just too, too terribly decent of you.And now, ladies and gentlemen, in response to numerous requests and by popular demand, tonight we are going to present that epic of the great outdoors.
Another stirring episode of last year's famous cereal...
Someone threw a stone through the window.A stone?
Gosh, it hit Kenny on the head.It did?Ouch!
Look, look, there's a note tied to it.What does it say?
It says... It's almost a year now and you haven't caught me yet.Yours truly, Cactus Face.
Cactus Face?So tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to read a chapter in the life of Buck Benny. This will go on immediately after the next number.Safe here.
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Nice going, boys.You get your salary in oats this week.We now take you to the office of the Sheriff of Cactus County a week before Election Day.Curtain.Music.
Anything happen last night?Yes, Sheriff, there was a hold up in the First National Bank, a murder in Ike Muller's saloon, and a double feature at the Gem Theater.
Double feature, eh?That's bad.Anything else?Yeah, somebody stole my badge.Badge?Why didn't you have it pinned to your head?And they got that too.Well, here's another badge, and don't pin it to your pants.
All right, but if they fall down, it's your fault.
Fine deputy, no wonder I'm worried about the election.Have you heard any talk about it, Wilson?Yes, Sheriff.Things look mighty tough for you.They do, eh?
Yep.Your opponent, Dead Eye Cassidy, is around telling everybody you're a low-down crook.
Shucks, they know that. And he says you're a lazy, good-for-nothing bum.Who cares?
And he says you get your fingernails manicured.
That's a lie!I'll bite them off!
What else did that I say?Why, he accuses you of being afraid to catch cactus-face.I wasn't afraid.But that's the one thing this town's gonna hold against me.And that sure worries me. Oh, well.
Beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie, tootsie, bally, bally, bally, waiting for you.Beanie, beanie, beanie, beanie.Doggone, I'm worried.Well, if you're so worried, Sheriff, why are you singing?I ain't singing good, am I?
Well, anyway, boys, I'm going to make a campaign speech tonight that'll make Deadeye Cassidy look like a nickel.Why, he said his speech is going to make you look like two cents.Why, that low-down price-cutting vomit.He ain't got a chance.
Is that the phone, Sheriff?It ain't the recess bell.Answer it.Okay.
Hello?Yes.Gosh, I don't know.I'll have to ask the Sheriff.
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here we are men, woo barker!nice juggling boys wait here for me, I'll be out in a minute okay sir come in hello, Daisy hello tall, dark and flat footed well gal, your archers ain't exactly suffering from high altitude Ain't you gonna ask me in?
Sure, but wipe your boots off first.
I did, and that's the lumpiest doormat I ever felt.
Job's gone.It's happy laying there again.
Hello, Frank.Hello, Buck.You're all drinking.Well, I did.I ain't drank nothing but milk for three weeks.Milk?And why are you in that condition?
He does?How do you milk her, Frank?On the run, Buck.On the run. Daisy, you ought to do something about your pappy.Don't you ever try to sober him up?
Well, I put an aspirin tablet in his brandy, but he drinks around it.
Well, he's pretty tricky.
Hey, Bucks, how's your campaign coming along?
Just fine, Daisy, and I don't think my opponent, Dead-Eye Cassidy, has got a chance.
I don't know about that.He's been out all morning kissing babies.
That won't do him no good.
It won't, eh?These babies are old enough to vote.
Well, that's awful.Wait a minute.Did he kiss you, Daisy?
If he didn't, I'm a run out of temperature.
Well, gal, all I can say is I love you. i'll win or lose you'll marry her i can't never marry you buck never unless patty gives his consent well then we'll leave it to him he'll settle it either we get married or we don't what'll it be patty?
straight brandy well daisy i guess i'll have to ask him when he's sober that's what i said buck i can't never marry you That's a doggone thing.
Hey, Sheriff, better hurry up if you want to make your speech.
That's right.Come on along, Daisy.We got to get to the town hall.
All right.Look out there, Buck.Don't stubble over Pappy.
Frank, why don't you quit laying in front of that door?Oh, Pete, well, come on, man.Shut up.
Come on, Daisy.And you'll hear a speech that'll go down in the history of rump steak Texas. Let's go, boys!Buck Betty rides again!Well, here we are.Whoa, partner!
Well, come on, Dainty.Here's the town hall.
I'm a-trailing you, Buck.
Now listen to me, and this is important.I'm going to make my speech right now, and every time I've come to a vital point, That is when I'll say something good about myself.I want you to holler, hooray!
That's it, now don't forget it.Come on, boys, let's go inside. Hi, Sheriff.Hiya, Butts.Hi, boys, hi.Asking out any campaign cigars, Butts?Nope, I did that the last time, and during the year lost the election.Well, we're about ready for you, Sheriff.
I'm ready, too.Did my opponent get here yet?
Well, did I?What do you think of your chances?
Put me down for a landslide.
don't be too sure we're ready for our speeches yo okay ladies and gentlemen the first speaker will be our own local g-man thank you ladies and gentlemen i've been sheriff of this here county for the past four years and whenever i've seen my duty i've seen it
My record during this time speaks for itself.Then with cows, I'd feel better.Friends, I worked the sleeve in this community for four long years, and my opponent did I, Cassidy, has the nerve to say that I'm a low-down conniving crook.
But I'm not asking you to accept my word for it.I'm going to call on a young lady who will tell you the facts of our country.A young lady who has known me for a long time.Miss Daisy Carson.
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Ladies and gentlemen, when you go to the polls next week, be sure and stop at your groceries for a package of jello.It's America's favorite dessert.It comes in six delicious flavors.Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime.
That ought to get me the sliced banana poll.Out of that arrow, get in my way.
One of the Indians in the back road.
Well, I'll leave it in there.
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As I am standing here and looking down on you, I can only say this.Remember my slogan.You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people any time, but no matter what time it is, my time is your time.
Give me a glass of water, please.I say the same thing that General Pershing said when he landed in France.What did he say? He said, Lafayette, what are you doing here?I'm not here to sing hallelujah.Nay, nay, nay, boy.
I'm not here to insult my worthy opponent.All I say is, Buck Benny is a low-down fizzler with a capital C. Hold on there.
Them frightened words and you can't get away with it.
Quiet, cowboy, or I'll smack you up and down.
Look out, Sheriff.He's a-reaching for his gun.I'm a-drawn to.
I'm all right, Daisy.Quick, get a jackass.He needs a transfusion.
I don't want any help from you, did I?
I'm going to win this election all by myself.Come on, name me.Buck Benny.Take it, Wilson.
This will be continued next Sunday night.Who will be elected sheriff?Will it be Buck Benny?You said it.Will it be Buck Benny?
Tune in next Sunday night and find out.Play, Phil. Here's a great combination for a November night, a comfortable dining room, a nice hot dinner, and something extra special in dessert.
And that something extra special is Jell-O Raspberry Tarts, the most delicious dessert idea you've tried in a long time.And an extra treat right now when most of you can't enjoy fresh berries.Raspberry Tarts, so easy to make.
All you do is add half a cup of red raspberry jam to one package of raspberry Jell-O. Chill until slightly thickened, turn into baked tart shells and chill until firm.
Crisp tart shells filled to the brim with jam molded in rich glowing raspberry jello, with a flavor as luscious as the fresh berries themselves.
For jello has a true fruit taste that, combined with raspberry jam, makes these tarts so tempting and good you're bound to win the praise of your entire family. So try these Jell-O Raspberry Tarts, but be sure you make them with genuine Jell-O.
Because Jell-O brings you that delicious, extra-rich fruit flavor.Ask your grocer tomorrow for Jell-O.
the last number of the program and we'll be with you again next sunday night at the same time to find out the results of the election well did you think the best man will win?
nope buck i think you got a chance makes me feel better
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