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Wake that ass up.In the morning.The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God.We are The Breakfast Club.Jess is on maternity leave, so Law and La Rosa's filling in.That's right.And we got a special guest in the building.Fresh from the MAGA rally.
It was awesome.Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Owen.
It was awesome.The way you was sitting at that seat, it really looks like you was there.Wow.You wasn't there, right?
Yeah, I do both.I do the Puerto Rico parade and the MAGA Rally.
I just try to blend everybody together.How are you feeling, Gary?Good.You know, we had 50 Cent up here.He said he turned it, he was supposed to perform at the MAGA Rally, and they offered him $3 million.He said no.
He turned it down.Oh, I would have probably performed.I would have just asked for forgiveness.
You went on before or after Tony?
It doesn't matter.I don't know.
What did you think of Tony's joke?You thought it was too much?Or you just thought he was being a comedian?
No, I thought for that job, it's like when you do a corporate show or college, you ask ahead of time what's cool. So they knew what he was going to do.Stop acting like they were shocked.They knew it.That's what he does too.
So for his audience that played, but for people that don't know him, and you got to think about it, like it's not going to hurt him.
Like we like to think it is, but it's only probably boosted his ticket sales because the people that are offended, we're never going to pay to see him anyways.So it's almost like,
when you get internet trolls as a comedian, people that get mad at a joke, I was like, you were never gonna come see me live anyway.So for him, it's not gonna hurt him.
I've seen him be funnier, and it wasn't even the fact that, it wasn't him, it was the campaign.The guy's running for president of the United States of America.
If you know you need Puerto Ricans, right, or Latino voters, and you know you need black voters, you don't put somebody up there to insult them.Yeah, and there was no follow-up.
It was just like, yeah, Puerto Rico's trash, and I go,
I kept waiting for the rest.I was like, where are they going with this?And he just moved on.I was like, oh, okay.It's like me telling a joke.Yeah, I hit his bitch home in my house last night.All right, what do you think about the election?
Where's the rest of the story?Yeah.
It's kind of nasty.I wanted to know, you ever think about teaching a class of how to avoid the police or getting served?Because you did that for a long time, and you need a standing ovation.Oh, my divorce.
Now, for your divorce, they were trying to serve you for how long?
That didn't instantly click, because you talk about it all the time.You didn't know what you're talking about just now?What?I don't know what you're talking about.When he said being served, you don't know what he's talking about?
No, I'm talking about the police.When he said avoid the police.
Yeah, processor. So let me see, so I was in Margo Island, so March, so March, April, May, June, July.It was four months.Four months they were trying to serve you.
Four months.And you dodged them for four months.
They almost got me in Colorado Springs.That was, man.
Let me break it down.You were getting a divorce from your wife.Your wife was filing in California, where it's 50-50.Yeah.For life.For life.For life, bro.
You were filing in Ohio where we paid taxes and we voted right so I was doing the legal thing I mean that's facts.You're just making sure it goes in with the clip I here's the thing the narrative is I fought on Ohio to avoid pain no I
filed in Ohio because that's where we voted and paid taxes and when we built the house in California, I literally called my accountant and was like, yo, I don't want to pay California taxes.Can I build a house in California and live there?
And he was like, as long as you spend less than 50% of the year and you're a comedian, so I'm always on the road, and I keep my residency, we keep our residency in Ohio.That's what we did.
The money factor, it was, no, legally, that's where we lived and that's where we voted.We had a house in Ohio and a house in California.
So you knew she was coming for you, well, the processor.
So how did you avoid it for four months?Because I heard they were popping up at your shows at the airports.Yo, I was beast.
I was at the... I was beast.I remember one time I was at the Four Seasons in Baltimore, Maryland for two weeks under Mohammed Shabazz. They never knew it was me, bro.They're used to politicians and celebs, I guess.
So they were taking me up through the employee elevator.And my door was right there.So the employee elevator opens up, and my room was right there.I had the same brother that brought me my Uber Eats.I was just trapped.Was they in character, too?
Like, hey, Mr. Shabazz.Yeah, yeah.
They also said that during your comedy show, you wouldn't stand at the edge of the stage, you would stand at the back of the curtain.
I was in the back, bro.Baltimore, they had like a hockey plexiglass thing going on at the Baltimore County Factory.
Yeah, so I'd stand- When they throw stuff, I'd shoot at you.
Yeah, shoot.Come up in the crowd.
No comedians have ever been shot on stage.Hey man, times are changing.Don't put that out there.Don't put that out there.
But that's what that's for though.
Huh?That's what it's for.The Plexiglas?Yeah.But it was kind of like the COVID era.I can't believe it's already been three years.But I had a Security guy with me.He'd always sit in the front.
So if I might got up is you couldn't come toward the stage He'd stop you.
So he was like undercover I had it all planned out one guy one guy tried to serve me in Baltimore and said he had a show and he tried to give my opener a manila envelope and he was like, yo, we ain't taking it and then I
And then we almost got started in Colorado Springs.Guy chased me down the alley.I was like Ricky and Boys in the Hood.I was running, bro.I got two guys got fired on my team because of that night.Why?Because they let him get to me.He almost got me.
Yeah, yeah.The way was they to block him.Yeah.I said, dude, I'm not, you don't have to beat anybody up.You don't have to fight anybody.You just have to stop him.Blocked from me, yeah, yeah.He walked right in.They went like this.
And I go, bro, it was boys in the hood process server because I was running like Ricky, and then when I got in the dressing room, I was swinging like Chupo.I remember yelling, I go, you know how much money this is gonna cost me?
Can they serve you by giving it to your opener?Yep.If he's working for me, he's an employee of mine, then if he gets served, I'm served.Same with kids.If the kids are with you, if they get served, then you're served.That's what I was told.
You can serve kids?I don't believe that, no.Well, if they're with you,
They weren't under 18.I don't know.And how did you serve her?Because you had to serve her as well.
So y'all were playing this game.It was a big cat and mouse.I'm not upset about it.I remember I was always going like, I wonder how this is going to play out.Like how am I going to get caught or is she going to get caught?
Because at one point I was in West Virginia for two weeks at my boy's house I went to high school with. Cause I knew nobody's going to find me there.I was laying low.I was off the grid, changed my cell number.Wasn't really using the internet.
You could look at my timeline on social media.I was off social media.Uh, we finally got her.I hired a process server and I said, I want 24 seven surveillance on the house.I got to get this over with.
And then she hit me with this huge bill and she wasn't served yet.I said, well, I'm not going to pay it till she served. Why did I hire this lady out of Ohio?Me and her got on a plane, flew into Sacramento, rented a car.
We go to where we used to live in California.We had her served within an hour.I called the lady.I was like, how did I get her within an hour?And you've got 24 seven on the house.I said, so I'm not paying you this bill.So I mean, we just got lucky.
I literally saw pulling out of a grocery store parking lot. We were following the highway about 15 miles and then she pulled into Panera Bread, went to the drive-thru and got stuck.You're served.
So we show up at the window to get the food, you just, here you go.She rolled down her window to place her order and the lady just popped up, you're served.Oh wow, boy.
Y'all good now family wise though?Because I know all of this, it was like your kids weren't, they didn't want much to do with you at one point in time, we were talking about it.Yeah.But I saw your son.
Yeah, we just reconciled like a month and a half ago, two months ago?
Right.So we're good.How did that happen?
It was like everybody says, you gotta let them process everything and in time they'll realize mom and dad are adults, we're not perfect.And then he just texted me, he needed my advice on something.
So he texted me and then I called him and then we've been talking and then I went to California and then he came to Houston. to see the twins, the new ones, and then, yeah, we're good now.
I thought we was gonna have some fun today, man.I wanted to make some maggot jokes.Yeah, let's do it.Geez, they just took you down a different road.
I know.I love to catch up on it.I haven't been here a couple years, bro.Yeah, he was at a club.He was at a club.Shay was talking about his kids.The kids don't want to talk to him.
The next thing I saw, it was a family reunion with the twins, and I'm like, okay.
See, give me a napkin.White men cry.White men cry, man.We don't care about white men's tears. It's like every divorce couple I think we'll say some, we'll argue, but before we hang up we're laughing and you know like every now and then I'll
I'm a comedian so I'll say something on stage and some like people always ask and people are so emotionally invested and I'll say something like she might send me a text like I appreciate that and then I'll be like just call me and we'll talk it out so it's this is what it is you know we're cordial her and your new boo are they cool no they're all black
All right, Gary, making Dr. Umar proud.
Not of her, but of you.Yeah, that'd be a good debate, me and him.
Everybody I know, every black guy I know that likes to date white women and every white guy I know that likes to date black women wants to debate Dr. Umar.
I don't want to debate him.Oh, okay, okay.It's almost like Republicans and Democrats.You know what, you're not going to change anybody's mind.
What is he going to tell me? I mean, you love black women.
You got great taste.What's he going to say?
How does it feel being a new father?I like it.I didn't think I was going to enjoy it as much, but I like it.I like it.How old are they?15 months.Okay, okay, okay.It was after the divorce, so people want to try and do the math.
What was after the divorce?The twins?
The twins came after the divorce.
The argument was that the relationship with her wasn't after the divorce.
After the divorce? When's Jess coming back?
I miss her.When is she coming back?My god, Jess!
I miss you, Jess.So happy in your new relationship.You know, it does go viral a lot when you was on Brilliant Idiot.It was exactly.You was drinking water just like that.And somebody asked you about me, how long you been faithful?Girl, you did.
Because Angie was like, Sean, I'm going to get you back to cheating this year.And you was like, no, no.Gary, how long you been faithful?I was like. And that was not on purpose, that just came out.
Your body wouldn't let you lie again.It wouldn't let me do it.
And I'm still going, yeah, it's good, it's great.
So the new special, Broken Family.
Yeah, it came out last night on YouTube.It's been on Mint.comedy for about a month.We did pretty good on there, but it's on YouTube now.
I feel like you putting it on YouTube is a choice.And the reason I say that is because even if it's not Netflix, somebody would pick up a game.Why you look so scared?
I don't know what you want with this.Even when I text Charlamagne, I texted him my new number.He goes, sorry, I don't take numbers from comedians that don't have Netflix specials.
You a fowl, man.You a fowl.But no, I feel like somebody would have gave you a special.I know you've done them on Showtime.I just feel like you putting it on YouTube was a choice.
I don't know if it was a choice.I mean, it was the one outlet that I had complete control over.There's two streamers that passed, but I don't even know if they watched it.That's the bad part.It's just like they just say no.Really?
It's a weird, people think I got all these specials out there on all these networks.I really don't.The only people that ever given me specials was BET and Showtime.I don't remember the BET one.Oh, I had like five on BET.
You know, like Comic View, when you used to win, they gave you our specials.I don't remember it all.
Yeah, the first, when it used to be a contest, and everybody came on, you kept moving round and round, and then at the end of the season, four guys would get our specials.And then they'd pick the host out of those specials.
When I first got on the scene, I was a new, I was a new young white guy.There was only like Honest John and Dante was the two white guys that did comedy back then.
And then, so I kept winning my rounds and then I got an hour special and then they made me the host.That was the first one.And I did another one on BET when it was in New Orleans.And I did another one in LA that, uh, so I did, I did three on BET.
Maybe I just never thought of those as specials.Maybe I just was like, Oh, that's Gary on BET.
You're probably watching it and flipping the channels back then.You're not realizing the whole hour is him.
But I remember the Showtime one.The Showtime one, I remember that.
Yeah, I've had five or six on Showtime.Why do you think Netflix don't mess with you, Gary?Ask them.We do.But they don't give me an answer.
That's crazy, though, because I feel like people were really invested in the whole family, all that stuff that you had going on.Gary's funny, though.Yeah, but I was gonna say, you're also funny.It just would make sense to me.
I think for them, and I might be speaking out of term here, I think for them, they're almost like, It's a white guy that has a huge black audience.
Now, if you go to my shows now, there's quite a few white people that started going, but the core audience from Jump was black.And a lot of people in charge don't understand it.So they just assume I'm this certain way.
Only thing I can think of is like, If they're gonna give a urban, quote, black comic a special, we're gonna give it to a black guy.If the white guy, we want him to feed a different audience than a urban audience.
That's the only thing I can come up with, and I've been kind of told that through the grapevine, but I can't confirm it.
Have you thought about going bro?Meaning, like, you got your podcast, right?So you keep your stand-up the way it is, but on your podcast, you just go straight bro.Straight, like, Rogan, Theo, Andrew Schultz.Whoa.You know, Kill Tony.Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, I'm good where I'm at. Black women are like the largest consumers of stuff, and if you notice in my specials, I don't really call black women bitches and hoes and shit.You know comedians, they be like, yeah, bitch, she a hoe, bitch.
I don't know why my hand did that, but it felt like it. But I don't think I'd go that route.Kind of uplift black women.Yes, you should.
Except for one.Yo, you got to stop Gary.You start the special off by saying the divorce is officially final.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Do you really want, do you feel like that's a congratulations or do you feel like...
I feel like this special broken family, I can finally put it to bed.Then I can move on and even in my new hour that I'm doing on the road now, there's no divorce jokes.
It's just all about the twins, where I'm at in my life right now and everything else.There's nothing about the divorce anymore.
How is that?Because you're an older dad.You did this already, but now you're doing it at 50.
How is that? I think it's cool I got a nanny, helps.Nannies are amazing.
So do you still do the things that you used to gotta take them to, whatever?
Yeah, we go to swim.I do all the dad stuff.I like being a dad.I like being a dad with older kids.So I'm cool with it.You are a little older, you go to like Anytime you go to like Jimboree, you're like, fuck.
You start doing the math in your head, how old will I be when they 15?When they 20.
It's like if they're athletes, I always say like, I'll still be around for the draft.I ain't gonna make the Hall of Fame speech, bro.
I'm just gonna be like, I miss my dad. He's the reason I'm here.I made the BET Awards of the, we lost this guy this year, up in the clouds.
Talk to me about Black Girl Energy, man.What is that?You said it's scary.What are you talking about right now?Yes, you said.Am I special?What'd I say?It's so long.You said Black Girl Energy and you talked about how scary it is.
Somebody wrote the question for me.Give me some context.
You said black girl energy, and you said how scary it is.Not scary in a bad way, but... You talking about with my ex?Yes.And when you step to your new booth?I don't know what you're talking about right now.Yes, you do, Gary.
I don't.I don't.How's your real estate going? How's the house?
He flipped a scary question.This is my first time meeting you.You gotta explain this.Y'all need one of Marlon Wayans towels.You gotta make this funny.I'm starting to sweat.
Where's one of Marlon Wayans towels?Explain.Can you drink some of that water?
Where's one of Marlon Wayans towels?
You really are sweating.It's always hot in here.Look over here.Can you explain to me?This is my first time meeting you.
Oh, me fanning you and you saying black girl energy is rough might not look the best.
I did not say it's rough.What'd I say?You said it was scary.Scary.
No, when black women get mad at you, it's scary.Because she's a white dude.Dude, it's a white dude?That's scary shit.I really miss Jess.Why did you hire her?Where did you find her?Angryblackwoman.com.She was on TMZ.Harvey Levin and shit.
You're making it funny.It's all right.
I like that you don't answer that question because it is something that has to be seen in context.It is in context.
Let me see you not even fanning right.Give me this.
You know, that's how you've been to a black church.Football season.I go at me fanning, right?What do you look about here?That's not me.That's Mac Miller.
Facial hair.You really don't really look to I go. I'm sure he's been here once.
No, he hasn't.He's been here a bunch of times.No, he hasn't.Who else has been here?Why don't you get me with Tekashi?That was a good interview.
We should have put you up there with Tekashi.I know.No, we still got room for somewhere.That is a good one.That was a good one.
Chris Rock, why don't you put him next to Tony since you don't put him in movies?Damn.Did you see the interview?Why don't you put Tony in a movie, Chris?Let's change this.
Chris, put Tony in a movie.But Chris did put him as a recurring character and everybody hates Chris. Oh, I didn't know that.Yeah, he was Uncle Ryan, Uncle Rudy.Tony, why you bitchin'?
Tell us the difference between a Trump supporter and a Trump thumper. What's the difference?
Oh, my dad.Yeah, my dad's a Trump-a-thumper.Those are the ones that Trump can do no wrong.There's Trump supporters that can be honest, like, look, I'm voting for him because I think financially it'll be better for me.I've met those.
But the Trump-a-thumpers is like, they're straight up, no, Tony Haskell, that was funny.But if somebody said something about Trump, they'd be like, oh, that's offensive.I kicked a guy out two weeks ago in San Francisco.
It was a Trump dude just started heckling in the middle of my show so I went off on him then got kicked out and I was like dude I wasn't even talking bad about Trump I was just making fun of him you know what I mean?
He didn't even let me get through it I said hey Election's coming up in a couple weeks.I go, I'm not gonna tell you who to vote for.And he was like, Trump!Trump!And he just kept yelling it with nothing behind it.
And then finally I was like, dude, I just, I snapped on him a little bit.And then they got the Cliff Notes version on the internet.But then he finally got kicked out.
But I was just like, dude, we're allowed to make fun of your president or your presidential candidate.That's what we do.
What city was you in?San Francisco, of all places.
Wow. Wow.Right?You said your dad's a Trumper?Oh, he's a Trump-thumper.So how does your dad meet your new girl?Oh, he ain't.
I ain't talk to that motherfucker.Three and a half years?Jesus.Oh, so you don't talk to your pops?No.Why?Why did you stop talking to him?I didn't take him to a Reds game and he got mad.Straight up.
Really?No, yo, don't take this.He gonna say white people crazy.Yeah, white people are different.Like what?
A Reds baseball game.We know exactly what he's talking about, Lorne.
That's not gonna make my dad not speak to them for three years.
Facts.Yeah, it will.So, you gotta realize, my dad was very much, he was, y'all, you don't realize until you're out of the situation, he was the user.Like, be careful of your friends, be careful of people around you.
He was the one that we went out to eat, I'm paying.If we go to an event, I'm paying.It became to a, if he came to a special, I gotta fly him out.No, he did not raise me.He wasn't around.No, my dad was not around growing up, bro.
He was, I saw him maybe.I saw him once in a while, and then when I got on TV and stuff, then he came around, right?Then he wanted to be in the mix, right?And then in the middle of the divorce and the process server stuff,
I came home to Cincinnati and I called two people and was like, look, don't go on social media, don't say nothing.I said, I gotta do something, because I felt like Stockholm syndrome.
I said, I'm gonna go to Red's game, but I got a suite, because I can't sit in the stands.I don't want somebody going up going, you want some peanuts and papers?So I got a suite.We only had like seven, eight people in the suite.Everybody was cool.
I didn't invite my dad.I never told him I was going, but I didn't tell him.I didn't invite him and then uninvite him.I never told him.How'd you find out, on Facebook? Oh, one of my uncles went, so he got a whole uncle.
Okay, let me tell you how this happened.
No, no, no, that's not how it all happened.I was already at the game, wasn't inviting nobody. My uncle called and was like, what are you doing?I was like, dude, I'm at the Reds game.Where you at?He was downtown.
I was like, dude, because when you get a suite, you get 16 tickets.I said, I'm going to text you a couple of seats.Come stop by.He was there for like 30 minutes.But he told my dad, I went to the Reds game with Gary or something like that.
And then my dad called, just cussed me out with his voicemail.And then I called him to like, hey, are you really mad about a Reds game?And then it just went left.We just started cussing each other out. That's the last time I'll talk to him.
I'll be mad at you and the uncle.
You had two tickets and you didn't invite me either?
Yeah, 16.Yeah, 16 tickets.
But you gave the uncle twice, two of them.
He's never, listen, he never took me to a Reds game.
He didn't take me to nothing.
You get one father.Huh?You get one father.Right.My grandmother has always raised me.I understand where you're coming from, but you get one father.
So what would you do?Lauren, cut it out.Let me ask you this, Lauren.All this, these black grandparents, they know everything.That's what I learned about black people just now.They know everything.
They Bible thumpers, and they raise you heavy on that.
OK.You and your dad just got on good terms.And you know what I did when I went to North Carolina?I called my dad and said, hey, dad, you have a minute?I would love to come by and see you.Hey, what'd he say?You know this guy.He didn't have a minute.
No, you know what?He didn't have a minute.He said no.He didn't have a minute.He said no.He said it was working.Oh, my God.But I reached out, despite it.
Oh, man.I was like this.You know what?Just Hilarious Dads would have showed up.That's right.He would have showed up.
Yeah, he would have showed up.
Yeah, he would have definitely showed up.Let me ask you this, since you know everything.
You got one thing, now you're going to go ahead and ask me.
How do you respond?Let me ask you this.How do you respond when you get a ... First, you get a voicemail from your dad cussing you out, like straight cussing me out.
And then you get a text to follow it up, cussing me out.And then when you call him, he starts cussing you out again.All over his game.At what point do you be like, what am I doing?
You got to protect your boundaries.I've gotten all of the three.
But like I told you, I was raised you only get one father.So even if I just shoot him a text, sometimes just be like, Hey, I'm thinking about you want to let you know I love you.He might, he don't have to respond.
And if he does respond, sometimes he's been blocked in my phone sometimes and can't respond.
This has got an entire Perry movie up here.This is, oh my God.
That's the name of the movie.You only get one daddy.
You said earlier that your kids had to learn you're not perfect.
Call your father, he's a foreman.Is that black girl energy?
I felt it big time, bro.I stopped sweating, I got used to it.
No, you stopped sweating because I showed you how to really build a thing.Oh God, you can't just let it go.
She's got to take credit for everything.Oh my God.Oh my God.I'm going to start dating white women.I'm telling you, you're going to take me there.
I would be the only white guy on the planet if they got a picture of me with a white woman and Black people would be like, sell out.
I knew it was a sellout, dog!Did you see Tyler Perry's new movie yet?No.Which one?Can you show him the scene?Just the scene.And would you play this character?I'm just curious.Which one?
You got a white guy character?By the way, the movie is a TV show.It's actually really good.It's called Beauty in Black.Just the scene right here.
He was low to say, come on, get it.
They was arguing and then the guy walked out and then he called the guy's name and he pulled his pants down.I said, you're going to be back for this ass.
I don't know.I might come back for that.I'd be laughing.
You could come back for this.
Look, I'm just kidding.Oh, my God.Who wrote that?Tyler.
Tyler got a secret sauce, man.
I'm telling you, Tyler knows what to put in his movies and TV shows to make you keep coming back, man.Well, I mean, the fact that you had it on your phone.No, that's just a lie.No, Duval texted me that.Why you always cut it out?
It's always somebody else texting you something. But I will say, it made me watch.I said, I gotta go see the rest of this show.What's it called?Beauty in Black.Is it gay?No, I mean, it's gay characters.Is it all gay, though?
It's not all gay.It's gay characters, though.Okay, okay, okay, okay.That's good, that's good.The black girl energy I was talking about earlier was when your ex-wife, you wanted to sit in front of the plane, but your ex-wife- Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.No, that's a true story. One time we were flying and I got upgraded and she didn't.And you know, when you get upgraded, you get the notification on your phone.I was like, oh sweet, I got upgraded.
And I was like, oh, she's flying with me.So I was like, do I tell her?And I was like, I'll just wait.So I waited until we got to the airport.And I was like, oh my God, I just got upgraded.I was like, what are we doing?
And she was like, what do you mean?I go, can I sit in the front?Because I think the flight was only like an hour and a half. I just remember she looked at me, she was like, take your ass to the front, see what the fuck happens.
I was like this, guess I'm sitting in the back.And then I said if I'd have known my marriage was gonna end in a divorce, I would have sat in the front that day, but that was scary black woman energy for real.
She just had to go to the back.You wasn't gonna go back there with her?
I asked.I just asked.I sat in the back with her.I sat in the back.
That is horrible.Y'all would do that?
What?Charlamagne and Envy, would you guys leave your wives and coach and go to first class?
Leave them and coach and go to first class?Somebody just said left them.
I've done that before.It depends how long the flight is.It was an hour and a half.
Yeah, and it depends how far the seats are apart.
Would your wives have known before you guys got to the airport?
Well, you know, something like that recently happened.
All right, let me ask you this.Let me ask you this.I'm sorry I just cut you off because I tell that story wasn't going to be very good. So we always talk about that instance.You gotta realize, we were together so long.
We flew so many flights together.So I'll give you another instance.Obviously, you think you're trying to get me on all this shit.I can already tell.But one time she was pregnant, right?And I got upgraded and she didn't.
So I said, well, let's have some fun with this one.So I'm in first.And when she got on the plane, I was like, ma'am, I said, oh my God, I would feel awful If you're pregnant like that and I'm in first, take my seat.
And then she sat in the front and I'm in the back.She had the big belly.And then I remember the flight attendant goes, anything he wants, he gets.She didn't know y'all was a couple.Huh?
She didn't know y'all was a couple.
No, she didn't know.Of course, she's pregnant.I put her in the front and I sat in the back.Another instance since, because I fly every week.So another instance was, I got upgraded, but I said, okay, it was a long flight, so we're gonna sit together.
I said, but let's not say anything, let's board, and we'll ask the person and coach if they wanna switch, but we're not gonna tell them, let's coach the first, let's just see if they're cool.
So I'm not lying, and I hate to bring racing to it, but it gives context to the story.White lady in the window, young black kid in the aisle.
I asked, went to the white lady first, and I looked out the window, and I said, kid, you mind switching seats?And she was like, no, and kept looking out the window, wouldn't say nothing.
I asked the young black kid, I said, hey man, you wanna switch to C?He goes, I don't care.He didn't ask where he was going.I gave him my ticket.He got about three rows up.He goes, hey, hey man, this is first.This is first.I said, I know, enjoy it.
The way he looked over, I was like, I asked you first.And then that kid was so cool that he came back in the middle of the flight.He goes, hey man, they're giving us lunch.You want anything to eat?
Then we got off the plane, and he waited for me to say thank you again, because he never flew first class before.I bet you the kid was 19, 20 years old.And then we ended up walking to baggage claim, BSing the whole time and stuff, so it was cool.
It was a good interaction.
I do wonder how you learned to love black people the way that you do, being that your father was, I mean, you openly say he was racist.
He's a functional bigot. I don't think he realizes the stuff he says and does, but I don't think he just out and out hates black people.I just don't think black people are at his wedding or coming to his house to hang out.You know what I mean?
He likes black people over there.He likes to root for them.He likes segregation. Probably the military.Military.
My first bunkmate, his name was Kopera Washington from South Carolina.
Yeah, facts.And then you gotta rely on each other, and you're all making the same amount of money.
So it's just when you get to the military, I gravitate it, because I like playing basketball, and nothing will make a white guy want to hang around black people more than just hit a shot or dunk a ball, and the brothers go, ah, shit, damn.
Yeah, that's like if you can dance, too.Oh my God, you be raising up.Yeah, you go out with them one night, and you hit one move.
You can dance. You can dance, you got rhythm.
I mean, yeah, I've been fucking black girls for a long time.Can't be coming like this.Look, Tyrese, black men cry, white men fuck.How was your mom? I don't talk to her either.
It's bad, I know.Yeah, I don't talk to my mom.I haven't talked to my mom in like eight years.Why?When my brother died.When my brother had the heroin overdose.I wanted to try to get custody of his daughter.
And then that, it was just an ugly, ugly custody battle.And that kind of ended it.
You was fighting your mom for custody?
Yeah, yeah. I didn't want to fight her.I just said, I knew it was going to be bad.Cause you gotta realize Mike, I got one, one brother died of a heroin overdose.The other brother, they found him in a parking lot, half beaten to death.
So he's like a, he's like the brain of a four year old right now.And now that was drug related.Cause he was, he was doing drugs and selling drugs and then it caught up to him.Like it's clearly,
the people he stole from got him and we knew it was coming and he was living at home with my mom and stepdad so when my brother died I was like I knew what he was doing so I was like I didn't want to come back because I wouldn't allow him at my house like they couldn't even I said you can't get my address because I don't want to be in there with some family function and now people want to retaliate on him so I just thought for my
brother's daughter, I was like, we're a better option.And it was such an ugly custody thing, and I'm not gonna get into it, but there was different threats made and stuff, so I was just like, we gotta fall back.Yeah, you could've been a rapper.
Damn.Yeah.How did you escape?How did you get on the right path?How did you escape?Black ****, huh?I'm just kidding.
It's so stupid.It kept me sane.
that is crazy no uh it just got hot again i don't believe in all of that i don't know i need to bleep that just be just in case but no i i think it's just gonna say black i think i think when you're raised in dysfunction and raised like that you got two ways to go you can either a lot of guys fall into that like they do drugs and everything else and my thing was like
I wanna be as far away from that as possible.So when I joined the military, I said, man, I remember when I joined, I said, how soon can I leave?How soon can I leave?And so I was 17 when I left.I graduated high school, I was out.
Shortly after graduation, I was in the Navy.So I was just like, it's almost like, I didn't know where I wanted to go.I just know where I didn't want to be.I don't want to be stuck in that trailer park and stuff.So I was just like, I'm out.
And I just never really went back.And then you get older and you realize, oh, this is, you feel out of place when you go home.It doesn't feel like home.You feel like, I was raised in this?Because I think the last thing I said to my stepdad,
Obviously you try to reconcile my brother died, but before that I wasn't really talking him a lot And I said because he's always put me down to make a fun of me I think the last last thing I said to him was we've had some family function or something and I got my cousins And we're cutting up.
We're laughing he walked in he goes people pay to hear you tell jokes like that You tell jokes like that people pay because he's real negative dude, and I just haven't looked at my go millions and walked out the door.That's a Tyler Perry.
That could have been a Tyler Perry scene.Yeah, millions walked out the door.That was the last talk to him.Then my brother obviously tried to reconcile, but then that didn't work out.You know what they say, tragedy is the mirror image of comedy.
I was just thinking that.
You got a lot of... Because I remember when Chris Tucker hit on Friday, I remember he was saying like, In some interview, he goes, hey, I'm having a hard time doing stand-up, because all my jokes are about being broke.
Living with my mom, he goes, now I got some money.There's nothing funny about having money.You know what I mean?But yeah.So I guess there's a lot to unpack in my past, I guess.Damn.
In real life, when you're not being the comedian, what do you do to kind of censor you?Like, just be OK.You got a lot that you kind of compartmentalize.
I don't know about crying, bro.
I understand you protect your peace a lot more now.Listen to Ed Sheeran.
You been saying you cry all interview.Yeah, I do.I cry in my car by myself.I'm not going to cry on Breakfast Club.When's the last time you cried, Gary?You try and get me.
I cry in my car like a song will come on to me.
Like if they had a hidden camera in my car, they'd be like, God, this guy has a range of emotions.It's been a long time record with Khalifu?That wouldn't get you?No, that one doesn't get me a lot.That one doesn't get me a lot.
I tell you, there's a good one, Chris Stapleton and Pink. They got a couple songs in there.One is called Just Say I'm Sorry.Oh, that one gets me.Because it really is like what you used to go back to.It's that easy.
Even if you know you're not right, just say you're sorry.You know what I mean?That's what I had to do when I reconciled with my son.I was just like, listen, I know we got a lot to unpack.I didn't handle everything perfect, but I'm just apologizing.
I don't know what you've heard.But we was able to talk about everything.So I was just like, dude, that was my bad.What about your ex-wife?Have you apologized to her? Um, yeah.Yeah.I apologize for the infidelities and stuff like that.
Look, I'm sorry.Huh?I'm saying publicly or just, just, I just did, but not in private, you know, I told her so he didn't get me to cry, bro.Why you got all them?Is that for all your kids?Yes. I know that.What is it?Is it sperm?What is that?
It's angel wings.It looks like sperm.It does not look like sperm.It does look like sperm on your neck.It does look like sperm on your neck.You know it to be sperm on my neck. It's good.It's funny.Yes.It's just funny.
We try to overthink things with stand up and it's just funny and I got when I film this.
I did this special on Friday, and then a different one on Saturday.So, that one will be out for the years out.We're just letting this one ride, and then we'll do the other one on YouTube.Oh, so you're dropping two specials this year?Mm-hmm.Wow.
I want to do New Year's Eve, but they're saying, let's see, let's see.But I have two out for the years out.Two bangers, baby.You got one more thing to say?Yeah, what else?
That's it?We unpacked a lot today.
Yeah.Oh, my God.This one.I tried to be inclusive, and then she's like, no, I ain't got nothing to do with this.I'm a temp.
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