Chavoy Shows, if you don't know, now you know.And if you don't know, now you know.Catch up on what's trending.Be in the Chavoy. by 0.25%.This would lower federal interest by almost 4.5%.
Great news because this helps you pay less interest on your credit card debts, car loans, and home mortgages.This cut in interest rates is thanks to inflation getting closer to 2%, the lowest it has been in three years.
Speaking of money, Trump just won the presidency and many of his billionaire friends like Elon Musk, who's been a big supporter, is already benefiting from their relationship.Escuchemos, NBC News.
According to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, the net worth of Elon Musk, one of Trump's most vocal allies, increased by more than $26 billion.And that was just yesterday.
Elon Musk! Wealth increased by $26 billion in un solo día, y'all.Yo, what's up, tío?You got some money I can borrow?We got taxes to pay, cars to fix.Yo, I just hope he spreads the wealth with his employees, no?Yeah, certainly.
El que no tranza, no avanza, bicho.Oye, while billionaires are breaking wealth records, nosotros los mexicanos are breaking candy creation records, baby.¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!
¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!¡A huevo!
Oh my gosh, yes, so good, my favorite.The one that falls apart.The one that falls apart, yes.It's got a little rose on it.Never eat a mazapan while driving.Why?Because if it falls apart, bro, it's everywhere.
If I can unwrap a mazapan without breaking it, think about what I could do to your heart.
So I'm good.I'm glad you said heart.
Fill in the blank.Anyways, this week, Mexicans living in Los Angeles, California broke the Guinness World Record of creating the biggest mazapan ever.The mazapan is 12 feet wide. 12 feet wide, cinco pies de altura, bro.
Basically, it's twice the height of Micho.
And it's about as wide as Choboy.
All right, coming up next, Emilio Atenos, pero no me aguito therapy, no te lo pierdas.Este segmento es traído a ti por Charmin.Todos vamos, disfruta y ir con Charmin. Shaboy!Let's go!Hey!
It's probably not gonna solve your issue, but you're gonna feel a whole lot better about yourself.A lot of you might be saying, oh yeah, Shaboy, what does perno me aguito mean?It means, but it's all good.Oh yeah.
Let's go to the message that Ana sent us via DM on Instagram, at ShaboyShow.S-H-O-B-O-Y Show.Say it, Ana.
That sounds dope dude, why wouldn't he take his girlfriend though?
That's what I'm saying, I'd be pissed.
I don't know, but Turkey is actually like the number one capital for hair transplants specifically for men.No, hair plugs.He's probably getting a new set of hair.
Kim, it sounds like you've already been doing research for your boyfriend, Eddie.
Yeah, we have our ticket ready.I don't need the hair from the back of my head.I have hair on my arms.I have very hairy.
So we should get it from there or my legs.Wait, neta, Eddie está más peludo en los brazos que en la cabeza, wey.
How is that even possible, bro?
Ay, venga, vamos al siguiente, pero no me aguito.Liz, cuéntanos de qué no te aguitas.
Guys, something really funny happened to me.I'm eating a breakfast sandwich, and I sneezed, and everything came out.Pero no me aguito.
What's the worst food or drink that you could be eating or drinking?What's the worst one?
Primavani.Dude, I'm gonna go with Hot Cheetos.It's happened to me one time eating a bag of Hot Cheetos and then boom I'm sneezing and trying to like hold it in.It like comes out of the nose and then it burns.It's the worst.Flaming Hot Mocos.
I'd say like a smoothie or an Icy because brain freeze, like nose freeze.
I hate brain freeze.Eddie?I think the guacamole from the sushi spots.Oh, wasabi!
Wasabi!That is the classic Latino joke.When no one has eaten sushi before, that you take someone to a sushi restaurant.Hey, that green thing you see there is guacamole.Obviously, you see it's guacamole, they get a bunch of it.
It's wasabi, the most spiciest thing you can find.And next thing you know, forget it.
What about you, Shaboy?For me, milk. When milk comes out your nose, bro, because then you end up smelling it the rest of the day.Anyone or anything to steal your joy or your peace.Echale muchas ganas.
All right, familia, coming up next, tenemos una noticia muy importante sobre inmigración que te podría afectar a ti o a algún familiar.No te lo pierdas.
Follow us at Chaboy Show.S-H-O-B-O-Y Show.
This is a very, very unfortunate situation that just happened yesterday. We have our friend, immigration lawyer Tessy Ortiz from despachoortiz.com with us.Tessy, thanks for being with us.
personas que podían arreglar a través de un perdón aquí y salir para su entrevista a su consulado del país de origen, lo pueden seguir haciendo.
Si la tristeza es que ya no se puede arreglar todo el proceso aquí adentro, sino que no regresa a la realidad que teníamos antes de junio, yo voy.
How good that you clarify that, Tessie, because a lot of people are confused thinking that if someone is in the process of fixing papers because they are married to an American citizen, now that is going to be blocked, but that is not true.
You can still fix papers by marrying a citizen, right?
Correct, correct.The law has not changed as far as a husband can fix his foreign husband, but we return to what was before June of this year.He will have to ask for his forgiveness if he qualifies to ask for it here.
Here he asks for forgiveness and goes to his interview with the consulate of his country of origin.
Tessy, and when does this strike that this federal judge put into effect?
So from now on, parole in place has been eliminated for now.But if you are already in the process and you have been given parole in place, that is still valid.Correct.
Family, for any other questions you have about your specific case, either on this topic or any other topic that has to do with immigration, call our friend Tessy Ortiz at 972-386-7777. 972-386-7777, or visit DespachoOrtiz.com.
Thank you so much, Tessie.Thank you.Thank you, Shaboy.
Blessings.Follow us at Shaboy Show.S-H-O-B-O-Y Show.Welcome to Shaboy's Feel Good Friday.
Let's go!Tell us, family! Why you feeling good today?Feeling blessed.Super blessed. en tu trabajo, en tu salud.We want to celebrate life with you, all right?My name is Juman Sacha DeVos via DM on Instagram at ShaboyShow.S-H-O-B-O-Y Show.
Or you can hit us up at this number.
844-746-2691.And tell me, Shaboy.
Anabel, welcome to the Shaboy Show.Cuéntanos, why are you feeling good?
I'm feeling good because it's Friday.That's right, Anabel. When your birthday lands on a Friday or Saturday get paid on bro different
Yes.Love you guys.Love you too.I love her vibe, man.Thank you so much.That's what this segment's all about.
I wish we had a segment about ponernos en cuatro.That's the after party.
Anonymous.This is interesting.She doesn't want us to say her name, but she sent us her message while she's feeling good.Anonymous, tell us.
Today's feel good Friday is it's my first Friday that I'm married, but single because I finally am deciding to turn in all divorce papers today for my manipulative husband, who is a machista, does what he wants when he thinks about himself.
Oh Cheetos, I didn't know I was divorcing this hyena.I don't think she's talking about you.
Still in the closet, gay husband.
If you were with a manipulative husband like that, you are now free.And best believe that God has somebody super special for you because a lot of women that are listening right now that went through the same thing have found love again.
You're an amazing woman.Focus on your blessings and not your burdens.Let's go.
on the Shaboy Show.Shaboy!
Feliz Bebe Viernes, ahí viene Shaboy Show.Minimix en solo minutos, right about now.Prima van a traer el chisme, dímelo.
Yo, it's Friday and that means new music, and it's the song that we've all been waiting for, Karol G Drop's new music, Más Cincuenta y Siete, featuring Colombia's finest, Fade, Blessed, Ryan Castro, Obi on the drums.
DMZM, Maluma, and of course the GOAT, J Balvin.
They're calling them the Colombian Avengers.
I love it.Assemble.Yes, it is such a vibe.Check out the video on our IG and Facebook stories at Shaboy Show.But I wanted to break it down because I already love the song.
Yeah, I think we should break it down like Caro's verse, Fade's verse, you know, just see what the vibe is.
All right, so it's just like a friendly competition.We're not trying to put them up against each other, but who killed it on the track?Carol G, Fade or J Balvin, this is Carol G. All right, that's carol g right there.Oh
Percho right there!Last but not least, the GOAT, El Padrino, J Balvin.
Alright, Primavani, who crushed it for you in this friendly battle?Was it Karol G, Fercho, or J Balvin?
I'm gonna have to go with the go, J Balvin!The comeback kid!Yeah, absolutely.And I saw him last night in a concert.Shout out to the homegirl, Ida K. He was at an Amazon music event.
And dude, like, it just, it doesn't matter how old the song is, it hits every time.
Obvio, Carol, but honestly, Fade.I'm coming around.
Honestly, all three of them sound the same.I think Fade took it also, and the music video looks like a vibe.They're just vibing out to the song.The song is really good.
Somos The Chaboyz Show.We got an update on a very controversial topic that we talked to you about two days ago.Te acuerdas de la mamá that reached out to us?
No sabía qué hacer porque su esposo, quien es indocumentado, se dio cuenta que su hijo de 20 años votó por Donald Trump.And the dad got mad because like, how could you vote for Trump if he wants to deport undocumented immigrants like me?
The 20-year-old had been living at a friend's house.The mom didn't know she should fight with her husband to try to get the son back in.Anyways.Check this out.
Sheboy, gracias, gracias por todos los consejos.Pude hablar con mi esposo, ya se calmó y aceptó que mi hijo regrese a la casa.Gracias a Dios, pero con una condición, que pague $200 de renta de aquí y adelante.
Damn, that fool's getting taxed, Sheboy.
I don't want to charge our son rent because he's only 20 years old, he's going to college, he works part-time, no tiene tanto dinero, pobrecito.But I was happy to hear that at least he can come back home, porque eso me tenía loca de preocupación.
Oh, me imagino el estrés como mamá cuando tu esposo está peleado con tu hijo, tu hija.It sucks, bro.It sucks, pero qué bueno.
Gracias a Dios que ya la familia está bien.
Aunque le van a cobrar renta y el morrito se agüita un poquito El mensaje para el morrito de 20 años que ahora tiene que pagar renta de 200 dólares, no te agüites compita, en unos meses va a entrar Trump a la presidencia, a la White House y seguro lo deporta y tan tan, se acaban tus problemas
You gotta be grateful that your dad made it without documents.And you're out here complaining because you're 20 years old with documents and you don't want to pay $200 a month?Crazy.
This is wild!Yeah, honestly, if I were the mom or the dad, I'd honestly make him pay for his school, too.I would say, if you want to go to school, now you pay.And that's nothing easy, so... Right?A book can cost you, like, almost $800.
Oh, yeah, it's like $100.
Imagine, at this moment, she's listening to us, the mom with her son in the car.Her son's like, yo, change the station.Change the station!
I gotta pay for school, too!
But I'm glad they're back together.Blessings coming up next.We have today's joke.Don't miss it here on The Show.
Follow us at Shaboy Show.S-H-O-B-O-Y Show.
The Shaboy Show Prank Call.
Get ready to laugh, familia.
En la broma de hoy, el compa Micho is planning his wedding.Y le va a hablar a un restaurante to cater his food.Pero le va a pedir puros platillos con doble sentido.Let's see if the hyena catches on.
Échale, Micho. Okay.Okay.Okay.Okay.
We have carnitas, we have miadas.
How many ladies have miadas?No.Speaking of fish, do you have sausage mojarras?No, we don't have mojarras.Do you all have papers?Uh-huh.Okay, so you don't have mojarras.You mentioned carnitas, right, Puerco?
Could you give me legs on my shoulders?
We have tripas, we have fajitas. ¿Me podría dar mínimo las piernas al pecho?¡Oh, que sí!¡Ah, bueno!¡Perfecto!¡Mira, que más amable es usted!¡Perfecto!¿Y tienen algún tipo de chorizo?¿Chorizo?Siento que te pueden poner algo.
No, no, no quiero que me pongan el chorizo.Oye señora, y el último platillo que tengo para preguntarles, ¿tiene chile en sartenes mexicanos?Tenemos chile toreados y tenemos chile rellenos. Okay, perfecto.
¿Y el chile toreado es el que le ponen los cuernos?Sí, sí.
Vienen con los tacos como... Los tacos de asado, los chiles toreados, los que pican.
¿Los chiles que le pican?Sí.¡Ay, qué rico!Golosa, ¿verdad?Ajá.¡Ah, bueno!¡Qué bien!Ha de estar bien feliz su esposo con usted.¡Pues muchísimas gracias, señora!Aquí tomé nota de los platillos y fue muy mamable el día de hoy.
Okay, gracias y hasta luego.
Se lo lava como índex para que brille, ¿okay?Okay.Alright, bye.
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