We're driving down the highway and all of a sudden this truck just goes And then just goes side to side and starts like hitting the gas going left right breaking hard It's a miracle the truck didn't flip and then the guy like finally pulls over on the right side of the road and we pull Over on the left and this girl is trying to wave us down in the passenger seat.
She's like sobbing crying.We're like Wait, don't say yet
Someone told me I had the confident, like they complimented my confidence.There you go.What does that even mean?It's not good.Wait, wait, wait.
Are we starting?I guess.I look like a monkey.You're a very confident person, aren't you?
No, that's exactly, that's exactly.She goes, she was doing my makeup and she goes, you know what's the prettiest thing about you is that you have a lot of confidence.That's exactly what she meant.I was like, Thank you.
That's kind of crazy to say.
No, that was like, she's a mean girl.
Speaking of confidence and makeup, let me say what I was going to say.She confident.No, sorry.So Kate has been doing the keto diet now for a while and tell us here the results.
I have not lost any weight.
Wait, are you trying to?No, I just like assume that that would come with it.And I like, that's okay.
Yeah, no, I maybe have lost like five pounds, but I always, well, you always like bounce between like, I feel like I always bounce between like five, like five pounds.
So when I was on like the, like now I'm on like the low end of the five pounds and I just like have not lost anything since.But, I didn't start the diet to lose weight.I started it to like fix my hormone imbalance with the PCOS.
Which I have the same homework imbalance.
Hormone imbalance.So now she's dragged me to her sad way of life.
But I will say I've been doing it for about two and a half weeks now and there has been.
Is your confidence better?Wow.Oh.What?Gut punch.Oh sorry. It's too soon.Think about it, Lainey.I got you on Keto.You got me on Keto?Yeah.Actually, no, sorry.A girl on TikTok got you on Keto.
You almost got me in the cemetery.
Yeah, that is true.No, I scroll on TikTok, and this random TikTok girl, I don't think she's a doctor or anything.
I'm so glad.She was like, Keto fixes PCOS.
Yeah, no, I've heard that.I just was like, it's kind of like a last resort for me.Yeah.
But here we are.Anyways guys, welcome back to the episode.If you didn't watch the last episode, I have a spray tan.
He's over that conversation apparently.
You got a fancy looking skirt on.How much is that thing, like two mil?
It's like two mil.If you didn't watch the last episode, how much do I have?
Okay, I won't introduce her.I have a lot of dollars.
I know, that's pretty good.I mean, Hilah ain't worn none.Hilah.Hilah wore a little bit.Yeah, she even wore a little bit of trunk chains and all that.OK, anyways, introducing our sister, Lainey Randall.Yay!Lainey Randall.
Guys, by the way, I'm looking like this, and everybody's going to be like, why does she look so orange in the shorts?Well, I got a spray tan, OK?
Yeah, so she asked for it.
Every time I get a spray tan, I feel like like an orphan.
We certainly did not turn the saturation up on her shorts.No. Yeah, I hope they make the saturation max.
I hate when they do that.Michael and Maya, please don't do that.No, you know what's crazy?
Wait, did you know he's here?
It'd be like the Oompa Loompa.No, I didn't.
He's downstairs if you want to yell at him.Wait, did you actually not? No, he's here.
Kate told me about it, but I kind of forgot.
Dude, Harper walked in, mom and dad walked in, Lainey walked in, everybody walked in.Me too.Straight past Michael and did not see him.I sensed a being, but I didn't know it was him.
Me too, I sensed a being and I was like, is that the new editor?
Zach lands in like 30 minutes.Did that hurt?
What?Zach lands in 30 minutes and I was... Yes, that did hurt.
Okay.Wait, everyone's coming in tonight?
Well, I told him that Alex or me would pick him up.
Well, that's awkward.He might have to wait just a little bit longer.That's kind of sad.
Uh-oh, what are we gonna do?Pay for an Uber.Listen, I make people wait at the airport all the time.I know, I literally was telling... Yeah.Today, also, Michael, our editor, who apparently nobody sees but censors him, I'm going to the airport today.
I'm in the airport, and I was like, bro, have you landed?It's like an hour after he's supposed to land.I was an hour late.I was like, man, I'm surprised this man hasn't called me.I called him.I was like, dude, did you land?He's like, yeah.
Are you, where are you at?He's like, waiting for you.I was like, dude, why didn't you call me or anything?He goes, I called Mav.And I was like, is Maverick on the way to pick you up?He goes, yep.
I was like, oh that's great because I'm at the airport.And I was like, you texted both of us what time to pick you up?And he goes, yeah.I was like, what?Yeah, right.Yeah, he goes, I knew you all would be late.I was like, oh, OK.
You know what?He had a plan A and a plan B. That's a man that knows you two.
Yeah, we were both. an hour late.Well I don't know.I was gonna be on time.
So let me get this straight.Michael and Maya had two chauffeurs and Zach has none.
He used up his chauffeurs.I don't know why we called Michael and Maya all of a sudden.Guys, I have a question.
Where is everyone sleeping tonight?Because we just had a bunch of people show up.
I'm sleeping with you.Are y'all sleeping at Laney and Garrett's?They're sleeping at Laney and Garrett's.Yeah, well now we've got four guys.I just sleep up here.
No, Michael, Ricky, and Zach.
Ricky's not here.He's at a hotel.
Okay.Harper's not going home tonight.
Yeah, you can stay here if you want.
Guys, also, if y'all didn't watch last episode, I highly recommend.Last episode, I shot Laney with an arrow.There was near-death experiences.The hole in the wall.
Actually, like, now that I'm thinking about it, she could've died.Yeah.
No.She could've.We had a safety meeting after the last episode.Literally, sister dead, you jailed.That's what was about to happen.Yeah.Dad, me and you are gonna have to have another jail talk.Apparently.Yeah.
safety talk yeah which we should really have right now okay as many like big weekends as our family has had I think me dead cash in jail and Maverick married might take the cake as like yeah the craziest weekend in the Baker family that would be crazy Laney would be
Go ahead and finish that sentence.Lainey would be gone.
Juvie?Boy, you're a 32-year-old man.
Yeah.And Maverick would be getting married at the altar.But I don't know why, but if I got sent to jail right now, I'd be like, y'all sent me to juvie, right?
Imagine if people... Sorry, this is gonna make mom cry.Imagine if people had to choose between going to my funeral and Maverick's wedding.Oh, my gosh. Cash comes out and he's like, nobody showed up for me.
Cause his wife's not picking that one either.I come from a good family.They would be here.Okay.They just had something come up.
In sickness and health, unless you shoot your sister in the head with an arrow.
I'm actually plotting about what would happen if Laney actually did get killed.I know that Kay would be like, no, no, no.I mean, I would hope.And then Cash would be like, uh.
I feel like Maverick would have been the one to go into fight or he would be the fight in the fight.
I'd pull an arrow out of your head.
Of the people in this room, I think it would be you.
Anyways, welcome back to the episode.Cash said something you shouldn't have said.Yeah, he did.Harper said something.
No, I didn't.Harper and Mav.No, we didn't.This was all you, bud.Mav and Harper said something bad.We got to believe them again.No.Cash, talk about arrows.Anyways, yeah, I shot Lainey in the head.
With an arrow?With a bow and arrow.
You wanna play tug-of-war?
Tug-of-war?She pulled a string out of the hoodie!
Last episode you asked what our childhood was like.This is a pretty good representation, I think.Except I never let them do that before.
It hurts your hands, doesn't it?
You think if I shot you with an arrow in the head, you don't think I'm gonna try to rescue you?No. I think, yeah, that's so true.
But I feel like, yeah, Kate would have been like crying or freaking out.Cash would have just like been in shock and not like moved.
Yeah. First of all, even if you got shot in the head with that arrow, it wouldn't have went through your skull unless it hit your eyeball.
So just permanent brain damage.
I don't know what would happen.
I could shoot this thing right here and it's not penetrating.OK, that's a little stronger than a skull.No, it's not.If I hit this, that's getting dented before my head.
I was so calm, too, because I thought no chance he's going to pull it.
Yeah, the calmness was incredible.Yeah, well, I think if I shot that with like a .22, I don't think it'd go through that.But I think if I shot you,
Okay, it's you versus Harper Kate and Laney in tug-of-war What all three of us against him?
We don't have a rope.We have a shoelace.
We can use me, you know extension cord
That sounds like we're going to get electrocuted.I'm not playing tug of war.
Grab a hoodie.Tie some hoodies together or something.
All right.Dude, we're going to break the stitching cord.
This looks like a tortured intro.
I think I want to bet on the girls.Is it the girls or them?
Who puts Tagawar on their knees?
It's getting grounded.Yeah, that's so Fox.
What, are they gonna be an anchor?
Yeah.That one can't pull us over.
They're flying Tagawar on the ground.No, you guys have to stand up.This is a strat we've never seen before.
Wait, how are you gonna win?No, no, I'm excited to see how they pull you.I'm really excited. Yo, how are you gonna walk backwards?
I think we'll just lean really hard.Where's the line at the end?You have to have a line.My shoe is the line.Okay.
I think we'll just lean really hard.Alright, ready?Here we go, guys.Can I be the line?Three, two, one, go.They're just laying down.They're just laying down.
This is the game we've never had before.This is the game.
Next time, stand up.That was the worst strategy ever.
I bet y'all's hands all hurt. Yeah, I don't know, that was an interesting route, man.Were you even trying?Yeah.
Harper, you look like, how do you feel right now?Your spray tan has gotten darker since you got here.
How do you feel, man?You look like you ate too many vitamins, if you know what I'm saying.
Your spray tan has gotten darker since you got here.
Like you ate all the Flintstone gummies, didn't you?I did eat all the Flintstone gummies, they were good.He had to go to the hospital.
Yeah, I thought he was gonna die.
Did you actually eat all the Flintstone gummies?
Like five, and I'm still only supposed to eat one.
He ate like half the bottle.Yeah, my parents sent me to the hospital, and they said, don't worry, he's just very healthy now.You know, speaking of Laney, Well, I think we already talked about that.Never mind.About what?Me almost dying.
You almost dying from the bug?Oh, yeah.Yeah, we did talk about that.What were you going to say?
Oh, I was going to ask Harper about this last week at school.You know, we we didn't shoot for about a week.We were out of town and while we were gone.
While we were gone, Harper, you got you got homecoming queen. You could say that, oh, okay, I'm sorry.Wait, did you actually?
I got homecoming Dutchess or whatever.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.Dutchess.
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No, not actually but like like oh I did one time post about how Ricky got us Dutch Bros and he like forced me to try it I I remember seeing Ricky.
What's my middle name?No way you don't know his middle name All this time, and she doesn't know his middle name.
This is why you weren't invited to the wedding.
Yeah, I know.Wait, does Kinsey know your middle name?No, she learned it at the altar.We don't believe in learning middle names before marriage. What's your middle name again?Do you know Kate?Kate Marie Baker.
Oh yeah, that's your username.
She would never know Kash's.Kash Cheesy Baker.That's close.
That was an educated guess.
I like Chester.I don't like Chester.I don't push off Chesty.
You do look like a Chester.Yeah.I don't even know.
Chester likes him to eat.
Chester likes his cheese.
Wait, Matt, do you know Harper's Middle name?Yeah.
Because I've filled out a lot of forms for you.
No, I haven't.I have.Yeah. I was trying to get myself out of a hole, okay?So it is... In what form would you fill out your middle name?Harper... It's not Ray, is it?No, no, no.
Harper, uh... It's Harper Skyler Zellmer.
No, it's an easy... You got a basic name.I know it.
Grace.Let me know when you're ready.Pass, James.
oh close jayden wow wow near miss his name is james maverick james no wait if you could pick a name it's james maverick baker that's not your own what would it be james is his first name oh i've always said i'm naming my kid cash Money Baker.
He looks like a James.That's the sickest name of all time.
And I've always said I will not give my kid the middle name Money.
No, no, no.Cash Money Baker.Come on, Money.Cash Money Baker.I mean, that's that's just rolls off.Three words that roll off the top of my head.Cash Money Baker Jr.
For ever being known by like his first and middle name.Because you can't just say like, it has to be Cash Money.
Yeah, everybody calls me.I had so many people in my life call me Cash Money anyway.That's so true.Might as well be Cash Money Baker.
Actually, you might have to name your kid that.Yeah, I would have said that.You might have to do that.Yeah, but actually.
Or you can say it like, Like that kid from TikTok.
You can guess my middle name now if you want.
I don't think we know.What is your middle name?
You could just do different currencies from around the world.Oh my gosh, guys.Euro.Like Euro.Oh my gosh.I look cute.Oh my gosh.I look like it actually.What's the Asian one?
No one told you?Yes.You could totally name your kid Zen.
No, I'm kidding.You look fine.
Harper, you look fine.Oh, well, I literally, I can't believe I like.
Keto fixes everything.I've had so many people tell me, like, my skin looks so better.
And I haven't asked people.I haven't been like, does my skin look better?
You didn't get humbled today.Only I did.So.
And I had been humbled before.So, yeah.Oh, guys, I got a great story.Oh, I've been waiting to hear this.
Just a homecoming thing.Oh, right.Yeah.
Oh, yeah.Anything else with homecoming?Yeah, I can wait.It's fine.
Before we talk about how being cast saves the entire world.
Maverick is notorious for leaking the info.When we were kids, we would give people birthday presents.And like one year we got my dad a flashlight for father's day and we're all chilling.Like we've had this gift for weeks and nobody said anything.
Nope.Literally picked it up from Walmart that moment.Okay.
That's probably more accurate actually.
Okay.So then we got the gift.We're in the car. And Cash and I are like, oh, you know, we got him a gift.
We got a good gift for my dad.I mean, come on.We just got it at Walmart.
The door to the car had not shut.My dad is in the car.Dad's in the car.Maverick goes, dad, we got you a gift you're really going to love.In fact, it's going to light up your world.And dad goes, oh, it's a flashlight.
And we were like, gosh darn it.Maverick!
Every time you ruin everything he's actually such a brat with gifts man I got one year when I was like seven or eight I saved up my own money from working hard And I went to the store got him a big bouncy ball that had blue glitter in it, and I give it to him He was like
That's it.Oh, no.Oh, you know, no, no.You got me that.And I was eight.
And bouncy balls were like main form of love.
I did bouncy balls that I gave you one minute out of my collection is huge.He was cheap.He was a cheapskate.That's what he was.
no yeah i got him a nice gift and then he gave me what did you get him at 10 years old i don't know but nerf gun or something he got me he got me a 99 cent ball all i'm saying is that there's like so many pictures on christmas morning of cash running and giving me a hug for what i got him you never gave me a hug no what yeah you're an ungrateful receiver
Because he's Simon.You're so right.
This is impractical, but I'm never going to use this.
I would never say that.Yes, you did.When grandma bought you khakis.She did.Grandma bought him khakis for his birthday.He goes, well, not going to wear these.Throws them behind his head.No.Yes.
Oh, or what about the Christmas where mom put a lot of work into all of our gifts?And then at the end of opening gifts, she's like, did you guys all love what you got for Christmas?And Maverick goes. Eh, I've had better years.
Mom, you wanna come here?Come here, Mom.How's that make you feel?
So, like, how many examples was this now?
Okay, it's a couple, but it doesn't matter.I haven't changed, man.Okay?Poor Kenzie.No, we're fine.You're fine.No, I'm not.We can move on.
What's wrong, Harper?I look... I can't.
Just put the hood up.No, I need to turn around this way.
You need the hoodie strings that, like, can, you know... Yeah, that'll help.Put the hood up that way.Yeah, there you go.
She's turning it around.Yes.
That is so much better.You're right, Harper.
Yeah, now you look like Slenderman.
That I actually did see at New York Fashion Week.
It is easier on the eyes.
It is easier on the eyes.No, Harper, I thought you looked really good.I feel like for all of women's beauty, it's a trust the process thing.
Actually, true story.I was in a fashion show one time, and there's all these beautiful outfits.
Wow, you just bombshell us.I was in a fashion show one time.
No, listen.This is not a good story.Because there's all these beautiful outfits, and they're assigning each model a look.And they give me this outfit.And then I'm like, oh, this is cute.And then at the end, they put a mask over my face.
None of the other models got a mask over their faces.
It was just me.I said we love the way it looks on your body, but we're going to fix the face.
Your face is not working for us with this look.
That's crazy.Yeah.That is really harsh.You thought you got booked for your beauty, and you're like, oh, everyone's wearing.Oh, no, it's just me.OK, so you need to wear the Halloween mask.The Halloween line.
Oh, that's crazy.I was like 16.
Barbara, you get in there?
If you see me smile, run. Okay, okay, I'm done.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.
All right.No, Wendy, okay, my story.Wait, we gotta... Okay, Fran.I have been waiting for a week.Well, four or five days to say this.Yeah, I know.
We got home, and he's like, I got this great story I gotta tell you on the podcast.
Yeah.It's actually incredible.The amount... Kenzie's been dying for me to tell her, too.Yeah, and like we said, Maverick leaks everything.It's a miracle he hasn't leaked it yet.It is.It's a miracle.And we haven't told Kate, Kenzie, Harper, nobody.
Okay?And we have... You guys... Oh my gosh.Just tell the story.We're going to start, because you're not going to believe it.I know.You're not going to believe it.We're going to tell you the story, and y'all are going to say.
Whatever, that didn't happen.But it did!And we got some of it on tape!
Yes, we got it on... You have to swear that this is true.
I mean, we have some on tape.Pinky promise.
Pinky's... I'll touch your hand.
She never touches my hand because she's scared of my words.This is bullcrap.It could be contagious.It could.We don't know, because no one touches it.I've never touched this hand either, so... At the live show, you'll knock me up.
And it's coming!Well, the live show's probably already happened once this episode is out.The tour's coming up soon.
Anyways, the story, guys, this is incredible, and y'all are incredible.Okay, I'm just gonna say it.No, no, no, no.You're making this painful.Okay, fine, fine. Me, my dad, and Maverick are driving down the highway, back from Colorado.
Some unsung heroes, you might say.Yeah, we're unsung right now, but we're about to make us sung.
Yeah, okay.Maybe the movie's made about us.
No, this is... Literal movies will be made about us.It will be.And we're driving down the highway, and all of a sudden this guy, it's like, just that little highway that you would expect.You would never expect this.Not many people on it.
and this truck just goes and then just goes side to side and starts like hitting the gas going left right breaking hard it's a miracle the truck didn't flip yeah wait like a semi-truck no like a like a single cab pickup oh okay and the the truck is just it was like breaking and then speeding up kind of ghetto looking you know and then we see an arm waving out the side
When I first saw Cash and Babitz, I was like, no!Dang it!
But it wasn't a high wave.
It was waving arms like this.Yes.
Yeah, like the balloons at the gas station.This is scary.
Were they murdering somebody?
Oh, wait.And so the guy finally pulls over on the right side of the road, and we pull over on the left.And this girl is trying to wave us down in the passenger seat, and she's like sobbing, crying.
and she's trying to wave us down and when i say pull over i mean tire middle of the highway tires screech smoke everywhere yeah the guy's like smoke of the time and we have it on video we do have it on video oh keep telling the story though that's crazy and then we're like we sit there for like two seconds we're like oh well we pull over that's what i'm saying yeah yeah well we pulled over that we kind of pulled over in front of him on the other side of the road and we're like look at him we're like this guy about to like
throw some shape, like throw some bullets?Like what's about to happen?
We were scared a little bit, but we're like, we can see the girl and she's like crying for help.And so we're like, what are we going to do?
And then the guy, I think looks at us and we're coming back from Colorado and he sees a giant elk head on the back of the truck.He was like, nope.He floored it back on the highway.
We just have elk antlers out the back of our stuff and he just takes off.
He's like, they definitely have ammunition.
And they were like, follow him!So me, Matt, and my dad, we're all following around the highway.We call the cops on him.And he's swerving a little bit of stuff.And then he finally starts acting normal.And we keep following him.
Well, he does it a couple more times.He pulls over to the side of the road, like smoking tires, like all this.And she's like, yeah, probably like two more times.And like, when we're like, part.Was she getting kidnapped?Well, just wait.Don't say yet.
And we call the cops.And they're like, OK, yeah, we're going to get Highway Patrol out there, whatever, right? We drive for 30 miles following this truck.
Wow.And no OHP showed up?
What did you call it?Oh, that's Oklahoma Highway Patrol.
Which is where we were.Oh, yeah, we were.But yeah, we're driving down the highway for 30 miles.They never show up.I call them back.They're like, oh, yeah.Yeah, we already have that in the system.So they're still going to get out there.
And I was like, okay, that's good.Don't rush.She's dying, but it's fine.She could be dead now.Yeah, don't rush.And then we finally get into this super small town that has literally two gas stations, and that's it.
And I called, and I want to get- Well, he pulls over for gas.And I get there, police department, and I'm like, hey, we're at this gas station.Literally, while I'm on the phone with him- Wait, does he notice that you guys are there?
Yeah, he knows we're following him.But when we pull into the gas station, he first pulls up like he's gonna go in the store, and we're looking at him, and a dad rolls down the window.He's like, do you need help?Yelling at the lady.
the lady starts to try to like open her door and he like throws it in reverse and then and then like pulls quickly like skirts to the Gas station up to the gas pump.
I don't know why skirts up to the gas pump Okay, what's going on we gotta lose these guys The cops they were quick that time the ones we call I mean it was a super small town the cops come in like
They've been waiting all night for something to happen in that town.
Five cop cars drifting in, Tokyo drift style.I'm not even capitalizing.Blocking his car.He gets out of his car and tries to walk in the gas station.It's like midnight.There's no one in the whole entire parking lot, just his car.
These cops go, and like block his stuff.And he just gets out of the car and goes. I got part of that on video.No way!And then anyways, all the cops showed up.There's like seven or eight cop cars and stuff.They arrested him for kidnapping.
He was kidnapping this girl.And we were like, we stopped it.We did.
We stopped the kidnapping.
I mean, yeah, we stopped it.
Unstopped heroes, some might would say.
Wait, I need more details about this girl.Was she like a child?
Was she an adult?No, no, it was his girlfriend.Oh, OK. They still charged him with kidnapping and like some other stuff.
So what had happened though?
Well, I don't know some sort of fight whatever and she wanted out of the car and he wouldn't let her out and Yeah, but the guy was like my age.Really?He wasn't very old.Yeah.No, he was pretty mad.He was pretty mad.
Afterwards, he's like yelling in the cop car and then they're like, all right, you lose your window privileges.Do you have a video? Can I just see it?Dad, can you text me the video?I don't think we can show it, Mav.Why not?
Okay, so say the kidnapper sees it, Mav.Okay?And now he kidnaps me.I don't want that to happen.It's fine.No, we gotta show it.
no don't show it it might be it might be it's okay you'd only have to survive like an hour in the car and then the police you probably can't put it on the screen because if it's like an open trial and stuff what you could get in trouble with something you know it's our footage we can do whatever we want
You have the footage though, that's sending it right now.Oh, let's go.Well, maybe like blurs Make sure that make sure the license plates blurred and really Alex if you blur everything I'm not sure Yeah, so we
Stopped the kidnapping.Yeah, that's insane.I'm proud of y'all.
Thank you for once.Other drivers on the road just kept driving.Except they saw the hands.
Wait, so was it like daylight out when you first saw?
It was like dusk.It was like becoming night.
So she was like this in the window?
Well, not doing the boogie.Or you can show it on your phone, dad, if you have it.
Well, I followed home a drunk driver one time.
Oh, he airdropped it to you.
And then nothing happened after that.
Wait, wait, ladies and gentlemen.Let me see it on your phone, Diane.Wait, what did you say?Matt, he's getting it.What did you say?
I followed home a drunk driver one time.Dude, why? And I called the police.Good girl.
You're a good girl.I left.Did they get arrested?
We know an unsung hero.Good girl is a trigger word for me.I'm sorry I said that.I do not like that.There was this photographer I worked with one time.
A trigger word?Was he giving you Scooby snacks?
No, it was a woman.It was a woman.But every time I would do a pose, she'd be like, good girl. Yeah, it was weird.
That's so odd.That was kinda like cringy.
We know an unsung hero.Good girl.Yeah, that's good.
But do you know an unsung hero like us?
No, I would say this one is a crazier unsung hero.
The reality stopped suddenly.Wait, you are?No, just someone we know.He's more unsung than you.
I'm not saying any names, but we know somebody who was driving home and he saw a drunk driver, so he decided to call the cops on this drunk driver.You can say names.But he left out the part that he was also drunk driving.
So he called the cops on the drunk driver in front of him while he was intoxicated as well.But I mean, yeah, he was just like, definitely more drunk than me.
He should not be on the road.
Yeah, he, no, I mean, he didn't get in trouble because he just... I mean, you guys are crazy.
You gotta be out of it to call a... No, there's a reason I don't... Is that the window?Oh, you'll see it in just a second.Right here.Ready?
Oh my gosh.I wanna see it now, too.Oh my gosh.
Is that her?Hey.Look at that.You guys are getting to watch it now.Oh my goodness.How do you see it?
I haven't even seen it yet.Y'all are seeing it before me.
You can see her.Oh my gosh. Okay, share it over here.
We're sitting in suspense.
I want to see it.Oh my gosh.That's so sad.That's insane.
This looks like a fake video.No, I'm serious.
Oh, is this the dash cam footage?
Did y'all get to talk to the girl after?
Yeah.Oh my gosh.How did he not flip that truck?
Thank you so much.Yeah, that's crazy.
What do you think they were talking about?
That extra 30 miles had to be kind of awkward.Can I get out now?
I bet she wanted to go to Taco Bell and he wanted to go to Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, and that's what happened.Heads, butts, situations like that.
I bet the argument started over something so small.
Or it started over something really big, like maybe what if he got so mad he punched her in the face while she was driving.
You never know.All I know is that dude could've got himself killed and other people killed on the highway.Hey, that was just as bad though.One time me and him were in an argument over a TikTok video.Who?Huh?
Who?Mav and Cash.Oh.They were in an argument.
Oh, Mav.Mav.We've talked about this before.Literally a whole thumbnail about it.It was pointless.It was stupid.He left me outside and drove home. He abandoned me.At least I didn't kidnap you.
I don't think that's quite as bad as whatever was going on in that video.
I don't know.Child abandonment's pretty bad.Yeah, one time you stole my car.No.You don't remember stealing my car?Yeah, but car theft is like the bottom of the totem pole on this list.It's Grand Theft Auto.Yeah, that's not that bad.
One time you hit him with a car.
No, he hit me with the car.He probably hit me with one too.
Yeah, during his music video.Guys, I actually... Saying that reminds me of, so today, yesterday I got back from New York, and when I'm in New York, the people there don't like me.What?For some strange reason.
Kate, if I went with you, they would love you.
You know how New York is like, if you're in anyone's way.
Let me tell you why New York does not like you.Why?I think you offend New York a little bit.Why?Because you're so pretty.Because she walks around with one hand out and one hand with Germ-X everywhere she goes.
She's like, ah, somebody brush my shoulder.
Germ-X shakes somebody's hand.
She's like, oh, it's so good to meet you.
Along with her I love New York shirt on. I'm very, I'm not that dramatic, but I like Texas.
No, you're not that dramatic.Okay, she made me hold on to the like subway railing and then she just clung to my body so that she wouldn't have to hold on to the railing.
To be fair, all of us did that.Lainey just took one from the table.
Lainey was just taking one.Lainey was just part of the subway.We were holding on to Lainey.That's exactly what it was like.
I was like this, and I got Kate on this side and Brooke on the other, and they're just like holding hands.
Man, you are an upturned hero.I know.Kate's just holding on to me.It's like a train of people.You know what?
I don't do it for the things, but.
Yeah, that train made an abrupt stop.Lainey's arms were just not going to hold up, man.Gotcha is the weakest one, dude. I slowly feel like you're getting darker as the episode goes on.I am.
Wow.My face is getting darker.
Her tan is developing, guys.I'm sorry.Why does New York not like you?Oh, so for many reasons.If you guys go watch my New York vlog, I vlogged the whole week, and it was really fun.
But at some point in the vlog, I'm just trying to give you a little update.I'm like, we're going to the store now.And the crosswalk, I was walking across the crosswalk, and I completely eat it.On the video, you'll see it.
You fell?Y'all just can't walk straight.No, I fell.I fell.
Walking is easy. Oh, it was it was the day you were gone.
So I like face planted on the crosswalk and everyone like side eyed me.
Like you're on your stomach on the ground.
Yeah, I like fell over and everyone just walked around me and like gave me dirty looks.You know what?I'm on the ground in the street and I was like.
in new york i kind of want to be that what's his name dude that like pulls social experiments on people and like oh yes i want to pretend to like pass out on the street and see if anybody actually stops to help me oh yeah no it was that no it's an actual social experience it's a show that's like what would you do or something yeah and it's like she passes out on the street in new york do you think anybody in new york would help you
I think this is a very slim chance.
Sorry to any of you guys in New York.
Are you on the phone right now?Now that I say that, one time, something did actually happen to me, and somebody stopped and helped me.Oh, what happened?
Guys, we're having like two different conversations.Huh?Actually, I probably can't talk about that.Really?Bye.Unless we talk about it.OK, sorry.
Oh.Sorry, she said take a phone call, guys.Addie needs help.You could be an unsung hero.Yeah, that's crazy.She said, she just got a phone call.
She said, I need help.She said, bye.
Barbara will not be the unsung hero.
I actually have an unsung hero for myself.We've all gotten hit by a car before, right?
I almost hit someone with my car.
What?Yeah.That's what I was saying, is today, I know.
I have a hard time believing you've only almost hit one person.
No, like, I've been to New York.I trip on the crosswalk.Everyone spits on me as they walk by, like, treat me like a dog there.And today, I'm driving in Dallas, and I almost hit a man on the crosswalk in my car, and he laughs at me.
That's just the Southern friendliness.
Must be like to be a pretty girl driving a car because if you are driving I did I did that once I backed out of a parking spot, and I kind of bumped the guy And I bumped him a little bit with the back end of my car.The guy cashed back out.
He was trying to get an insurance claim.He sure was.He went BAM!He hits the top of my car with his hand.I was like, I saw that!I didn't hit you.You hit me.
You didn't hit him that hard.You did hit him.
I think the guy like over-dramatized it because it was like Cash touched him and then the guy went... Yeah, that happens.
Are you guys trying to kill me on every episode?
Sometimes.But the good news is the poor jerky is still hanging on. I like how none of us flinched besides Lainey.We're all so used to that.
Well, why do you think I have fight or flight over here?Like, you guys are trying to take me out.
I didn't mean to do that.
I was just trying to show what happened.
That's what Cash said after he shot an arrow at my head.
You look like you don't want to be here.
What's going on in your brain right now?Dude, I just can't.I have homework.You have homework? Well, pull it out.Let's get on it.
Yeah, let me do it, bro.You've got four people.Last time I was in school, I was in your grade.So I left off right where I started.
You quit in ninth grade, I'm pretty sure.
Or I'll start right where I left off.
You know what I realized this past week when I was talking to somebody?Our parents were first generation college students, and none of their children went to college.Dang.Because college is a scam.
I don't think that's how the generational thing is supposed to work.It's supposed to be like,
My family didn't go to college and I was the first so that the rest of the generations after can.Dude, I'm confident, man.I'm gonna tell my kids.
Y'all don't need school, man.None of us has gone to college.You wanna see something gross?Huh? What'd you say?My nail's coming off.Why are you doing that?She's just pulling her nail off for fun.Guys, none of us have gone to college.
What?None of us has gone to college.No, you're going to be the first.No.
You got to break the record.
You said let's go and drop out so someone can go.Wait, Lainey, did you technically go?I want to drop out so bad.I am going to drop out.Don't drop out if we're talking about technology.I want to drop out.Wait, hold on.
We got two combos going again, guys.I know.
I want to drop out of school.
No, you don't.Wait, sorry.What are you saying?Well, because cash, cash, Oklahoma, basically, what does that mean?
Oklahoma has distorted rules for this society.
Like something about where we grew up or me or anything.She goes, Oh, well, he's from Oklahoma.Okay.
Everything, everything bad.She just said about New York.Here's Oklahoma on Kate's list.
I actually I do like New York a lot or I do like New York, but I do like Oklahoma a lot I just I think it's strange.
If you don't want to go to school Cash's tactic was just pretty much scream every day.
Yeah, make your mom cry every day and it works.
Sorry mom.I don't recommend it.Sorry about that mom.Will ruin your relationship with your mother for a little bit.My bad.My bad.Do you forgive me?
She doesn't like me saying I dropped out.
This is what I mean by Oklahoma has weird rules.She homeschooled him, so she just got to pick when he graduates.Legally, school could look like whatever I wanted it to, and I wanted it to be focused on career.
Well, I guess.So my school.He went to a career school.
I went to career college.
He went to career school.
And look, guys, we're all successful.He downloaded Musical.ly as a 14-year-old.
He made a career out of it.
Do you have a plan to drop out?
Oh, yeah?What's your career plan?Because you had to go to career school.
Well, right now, my lip, it's busted for some reason.I don't know why.
Oh, so you're going to be a fighter?Well, that had nothing to do with the question.You're going to fight your way out of school?
No, well, what's it called?Um, I'm thinking I'm thinking about thinking, uh, selling me.Oh, God.OK.I'm thinking about going to.
Oh, this is unbearable.What?
I'm thinking about not going to college.Oh, that's OK.
When you got down for that one.OK.
Anyways, what's it called?I I just want to do the podcast with my besties.Oh, bro.
I don't think she was referring to you Actually, I asked Harper this question a couple weeks ago when it was just me and her I said between Cash and Maverick Who's your favorite on the podcast?
Oh, that's an interesting.
I bet she sent me We who did I say again?Who surprised I can't just say who did you say?
It makes sense to say cash You've tried to kill someone
Who did you say?Wait, I didn't see that.
He's gonna be very happy too.Yeah.
Bro, what did I make you mad that day or something?No, she just said that- Wow, I'm honored I'll have to call the X. Can't be more flattered.
She just said that Cash genuinely makes her laugh harder, which I agree with.Thank you.
Cash is funny.Okay, Kate, but you can't say anything.Literally to make Kate laugh.He does not have my cheekbones. Literally all it takes to make me laugh.
The facial structure.What is it all that takes to make me laugh?
All I gotta do is a funny dance.That's it.Do it.She's like a chop.No, I'm not gonna do it.
He's never done a funny dance.Have you seen his funny dance?
No, I haven't seen his funny dance.
I don't have a funny dance.Yeah, you don't.I just funny dance.Funny dance.It's a freestyle every time.I got you.They really want me to boogie right now, man.No, I'm fine.I'll funny dance.
Wow. Okay, I believe you a little bit more.Well, I didn't mean to laugh at that.The short type felt a little unnecessary.
Can you all add in a laugh track there?Please add in a laugh track.
Yeah, nobody laughed at me.I told you I didn't want to do it.
You can't put it on the spot.It just has to come out.Do the one where you're like... Why did your butt pulse like that?
Do the one where you like turn your head around and then you didn't... Girl, I got a question for you.
That's funny.No.Girl, I got a question for you.She's as stiff as a board.Look, she like drops on the ground like a piece of wood.
What mahogany wood I like that smell mahogany wood Can you please hit that dance again, no, I'm not gonna dance against you can laugh at me.Oh Girl, I got a question for you.Can I get an answer?I don't even remember how I did it.You just go down.
You like put on your box.You were like, you like did a circle.No, that wasn't my dance.I said, this is how every dancer dances when they're on stage.What did she just say?What just happened?It's OK.It's OK.No one heard.Just me and you over here.
Oh, nothing.Nothing happened on this couch.See, I hate when this happens because the audience gets to run it back and watch what happens.Yeah, I hide your face too. What'd you do?Did you fart?Oh no!Don't you worry, bro.Everything's okay.
Did you guys see it?No.Rewind!You're looking away from me, Alex.Alex, why are you looking away from us?
What happened, buddy?Harper, tell me what happened.She just got tripped up a little.Harper, tell me what happened.Some things were landed on.
What? We gotta move on.I got tripped up in my words.Mahogany teakwood.Mahogany teakwood.That's what we were on.He dropped, like, mahogany teakwood.
Right on the floor.Right on the floor.
And it wasn't, like, normal wood.It was mahogany teakwood.
It wasn't like that.It was normal.
I'm gonna shoot Lainey with an arrow again.No, no, no.She'll let me do it twice in a row.
No.Get her some beef jerky.Sit down.Sit down.
Sit down.Sit down. If you load... We just had a safety talk!You just had a safety talk!Don't worry, as you see in the last episode, I'm an extraordinary shot.
I would like to point out that we still do not have a TV up.
Yeah, I'd also like to point out those arrows are like 20 bucks a piece and you keep breaking them.I bet I could shoot the hat off Mav's head. Tilt your chin backwards.I swear if you point that at me.Just tilt your chin backwards.Cash, no.
Just tilt your chin backwards.Just do it.Just point your chin backwards.That's the easiest spot.You guys go straight in and kill me.No bows in the way.
I'm gonna hit the bill of your hat, man.No, sir, you're not.Just let me do it.Come on.Don't eat, Cash.Come on, buddy.No.
so is that how i should have reacted yeah that's how you react if you don't want me to shoot you yeah interesting take notes cash you can shoot me my my foot if you want you don't want that one not really i don't care okay about it who needs homecoming dances or if you want you can shoot through this
that's that seems reasonable no no i'm gonna shoot it that's our logo i'm gonna shoot it onto the tv no how about that yeah no that's fan art yes shoot it shoot through the beach i'm going to hang it on the tv no it's fan art we don't shoot fan art but i need someone to hold it
Any volunteers?Harper, move your hand.You can't.
I'm a minor of porn chili.
You know what?Hey, question.I'll give you one shot.I throw the beef jerky bag at the wall, you shoot it in the air.Oh.No, I do.That's a big deal.I need to show people my accuracy, man. You can't pull it back all the way.Girls, you might want to move.
Yeah, so I'm moving.Should we get going?Yep.
So like this is when we leave.Ready?All right.Here we go.All right.You ready?All right.Wait, where are you throwing it?Like right here?I'm throwing it just like this.Just right here.Okay, but throw it up.It's going to go right over that hole kind of.
That's gonna be there for a while.And nobody trusts me.Also, please do not run that back and watch me absolutely punch myself in the face.Man.Dude, I let go of that thing, I went...
It is very unfortunate for all of us that he made that shot.
How is that unfortunate?That's insane.
Because you're never going to shut up about it now.That's crazy.I got a question.
I got a question for you.I know.I have a serious question.
So this is a room that we are in.You would hide your face.And I don't pretty, I pretty much like, that won't really count because there's a TV in front of it.
Wait, hold on guys.Kate's wanting to say, they're ignoring you.Sorry.What, Kate?
There are two fake walls in this room and only one Only one real wall and instead of choosing to destroy one of the fake walls They destroy the real wall behind us.
It's gonna cost us a lot more to fix instead of the two fake walls we have Kate I know a good drywall man.Are you gonna get all the little holes fixed up?
Drive while a man will.Yeah, drive while a man does.Good job.Imagine you guys go to sell this house and the realtor is like... Imagine we, yeah, we listed it and like, you don't want to see what's under these rugs.
Imagine we listed it, but we haven't fixed it up yet.So they just take pictures of it and they're just like, the beef jerky's just stabbed on the wall.Dude, sometimes I'm like, there's not much more crazy we can do in this room.Yeah.And then
we shoot flying things with an arrow yes exactly next will be on fire like we sit there we're like there's nothing left we've done everything and then we sit down and stuff just happens in my house hooray our no man it's our y'all don't treat it like it's a house is there a little bit of a crap no there's not
Oh, see, you broke it.I knew you were going to break it.Yeah, I did break it.
How does it feel to have things you like broken?
Maverick breaks everything he touches.
I know, Mav gets all stressed out whenever I get stressed out because Mav will touch my things and I'm like, Mav, stop.He's not allowed to touch my things because he breaks them.So yesterday he was touching my record player and I was like, stop it.
And he was like, I'm just touching, I'm not even going to break it.I watch Mav like 10 times a day.He walks over to our railing on our stairs.
That literally already has duct tape on it.
Well, that's not my fault.We gave him a stuffed animal.He broke it.Don't slap his head off, man.I'm trying to stand him up.Wait, Cash, what?He's kind of like me.
Oh, the first joke he's ever made about himself not getting vindicated.
Dude, my favorite is... For those that don't know, Maverick has scoliosis.
My favorite comment ever is, Harper, who do you think the most crooked cock would be?Maverick, because he has a bad back.
I said, who do you think the most crooked cop would be?You said Maverick because of his back.That was off the dome?That's great.
Literally not even a second thought, that's just what she said.
Maverick because of his bad back.
Yeah, she's evil.Wait, what was I about to say?Oh yeah, I watch Maverick like 10 times a day.He goes over to our railing on our staircase and he just grabs it and he goes...
just shakes it vigorously it's literally wobbly and i'm like dude what the heck bro i gotta make sure he's strong i know you bring you bring some big boys over you bring some big friends and they're gonna tear that thing down if they start falling and he's like i'm like what are you doing he's like
Oh, sorry, I don't know, I zoned out.Checking the stability of it.
He's such a bad fiddler.You as a dad one day is gonna be horrible.You know the lore of when your dad comes over and he starts showing you all the things that are broken in your house and trying to fix them?
Maverick.What?You will find every inch of things to break. This looks like I could break it.Let's see if I can.
This TV don't look broken enough, man.
There we go, that's better.Yeah, just so y'all know, we do have another TV that could have been put up by now, but it's not, so.
Actually, to Maverick's regard. You're also probably the best at building things.
Yeah, I fix everything that I break.I've got a question.
Kate, you've got to stop saying that.
I've got a question.Girl, I've got an answer for you.Should we, like, at the beginning of the year, like, you know, because when this comes out, it's probably like October, November of 2024.
Definitely not November.Maybe.I don't know.Did you see my text?I don't really know the month.
I sent some trio outfits.
Oh, yeah.I told Harper she needs to find an outfit inspo for the live show, because her, Kenzie, and I all want to kind of like coordinate outfits.Also, you guys.
Y'all are already planning your outfits for a month ahead.
You guys could be the Powerpuff Girls.
But you guys, the thing is, is we decided that the issue with us doing coordinating outfits is that you guys are going to come out in some wacky clothes.So we're going to pick you guys' clothes.
I'm wearing overalls.Wait, is what he's wearing wacky?
No, it's just like, that's not wacky.That just doesn't match the vibe of what we're going to go for.
camo shorts a black tank top no because we're we've decided like we're all gonna wear fun bright colors and outfits that like kind of match or do they have their camo i think yeah but we gotta find we don't want to wear like completely matching we want to wear like similar but you guys are you can't ruin the vibe so we got to find outfits i feel like our vibe dog well i was looking at this photo and it's not the not the girl
I keep scaring myself every time I look in the camera.
I'm not... Bro got a privacy screen now.What you hiding over there?I don't like people with privacy screens.They scare me.
So, you see?Yes, I did see that.Wait, you see?Yeah, that's cute.I don't like the girl in the very end.
Hey lady, are you gonna come to our live show?
I hope. I don't live here anymore.But if I'm here, I will.
That means no.That means she's not going to be here.That's not totally true.And here I thought, I was like, you know what?Maybe I'll go to New York Fashion Week next year to watch Lainey trip.That's not true.No.
That's not true.Should we talk about the rest of our trip that we had?
My two best friends are coming to the lifestyle.
What was the rest of our trip?Previous day before the kidnapping.Tuesday.
Are you just talking about the fact that you shot milk?
Well, I didn't know we were saving part of that for a later episode.
All I know is this man right here.
Yeah. is excited to go buy his bow.No.
I mean, as y'all can see, I'm an incredible archer, naturally talented.Yeah.So you want a bow, don't you?
Guys, can you take a second and be quiet?
Do y'all hear the noises our set is making right now?
You want to know who my two best friends are?You and Maverick.
Okay, so three conversations are happening right now.
Guys, our set is so wonky.Actually no, my two best friends are you and Kinsey.Not Maverick and Cash.So your two best friends will be there?
Yeah, you're not my best friend either.I actually don't even want you on this couch anymore.Mav, why would you do that?Mav, no one laughed at that. I didn't, it wasn't a joke.And she's gonna cry.You just kicked a little girl off the couch.
Okay, you threw her.You literally threw her.I never threw you, right Harper?He would never throw you.
yeah do you feel happy with yourself now now you just literally you are 23 years old you just kicked a 15 year old that stole the aura points from the girl that you saved well now it just balances out I needed leg room zero out of zero you can come sit with us yeah you're welcome over here we're not gonna kick you off
and why are you sitting like you're about to get painted and like someone someone paint me dude i'd paint you man wait can someone please take a clip of that and paint maverick like that somebody paint maverick really pose for people who are painting us yes that cheekbone structure though
That cat just can't contain its excitement for you, man.It's so funny.I wish he would dance.Yeah.
That thing is like begging to die.
Yeah, we actually hooked him up to a power thing, and we made him explode.Yeah, we supercharged it, and he went.
It's like that TikTok sound of Trump that's like, please kill me.
I don't think anyone knows what you're talking about.No more politics talk.Well, that's been said.Yeah, and it might get bleeped.I don't know.
We'll take it to the board after this.Well.Well, guys, thank you so much for watching this episode.I hope too much stuff didn't get cut. And then you have a long episode.I don't know if too much got cut, but I know that we made some space.
It's fine.She's more welcome over here than she is over there.
Well, it smells like mahogany teak wood over here.
I smell really bad because I have a spray paint on.It's like she just smells like Fritos.What?
No, you guys are smelling Wendy's Because the wedding is tomorrow at the date of shooting this so Kenzie's been taking a break the last two shoots But she will be back on the next episodes.Thank you guys so much for watching.We'll see you next time
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