Monday Matinee, your weekly series of live plays, classic drama and comedy, and a variety of audio drama from the Mutual Audio Network.
The following audio drama is rated PG-13, suggesting that children under the age of 13 should listen accompanied with an adult.
Is this the real life?Is this just fantasy?Caught in a landslide.
25 minutes to impact.Here at Radio Yorkshire we continue to play the 1001 most popular songs as voted for by our listeners.
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Right, I've made sure Beryl is okay next door.I've finished the upstairs, I'll do down here now.Will you take the bin down?
The bin, George.Will you take the bin down the drive?
No, I bloody won't.In 25 minutes, Jean, we won't have a drive or a bin or any bugger to empty it come to that.
Typical, isn't it?Just typical.I ask you to do one ruddy thing... Oh, look at all that mess.Where?There.You're surrounded by it.
It isn't mess, it's photographs.
They're all over the bloody place.
There are bloody photographs.Jean, wrap the vacuum cleaner up, put the duster down and come over here.Come on.
I'm nervous, George.The imminent arrival of a ruddy great earth-shattering asteroid can do that to a person, you know.Besides, I want things clean.The kids'll be coming and I'll... Jean, listen.But I won't see them, George.Or the grandkiddies.
10 minutes to impact.Here at Radio Yorkshire we continue to play the 1001 most popular songs as voted for by our listeners.
Can you remember when we saw Gerry Rafferty and he played a medley of his hits?
Cup of Rose, eh?Now, where was I?Oh, do you remember this photograph?
Just a sec.Oh, flippy neck.
It wasn't a big lottery win, but it paid for five caravans at Mabelthorpe.
Oh, what a holiday we had.In-laws, out-laws, all of us together.Do you know, I don't think Mabelthorpe ever recovered.
Three minutes to impact.Here at Radio Yorkshire we continue to play the 1001 most popular songs as voted for by our listeners.
Oh, have a look at this one.That's like your mother wore.
Look at them bloody feathers.Would you marry me?You know, if you had your time again, would you?
What else would I dedicate 40 years to?
What would you wear?I mean, like, your most favourite outfit ever.Oh, er, yellow dress.With the little red flowers?
Oh, correct.Well remembered.And I'd wear my red platform boots with the yellow stripes down the side from 1975. Oh, and my yellow Mary Quant tight.Yes.I got that dress from Manchester.
Did they have a Dunell Mills in Manchester?
Oh, you cheeky bugger.It cost a fortune, that frock. Go on then.What about you?
Erm... The purple loons.Velvet?Oh yes.I love you, Jean Benedict.
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