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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.Armstrong and Getty.
Live from Studio C. Si, senor.A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound.Hey, y'all.Today, Halloween.We're under the tutelage of our general manager.Your Los Angeles Dodgers.
Honorary, honorary general manager.Garbage.That's you.You're garbage.Oh, wow.We're still talking about that?Hell, yes.Hell, yes, we're talking about it.Awesome.
greatest gaffe in the history of politics in I M H O. I M H O. I love when you talk in online text ease.That's right.And acronyms or whatever you call that.
I finally went and got some tent stakes to stake down my giant inflatable jack-o-lantern in the front lawn because it kept blowing down the street and the neighbors seemed to be horrified by this so I went and got some tent stakes.
I got that thing nailed down so it shouldn't go anywhere no matter how windy it gets.Yes, Katie.
I feel like you impacted my life somehow because I came home from the gym yesterday and my inflatable jack-o'-lantern was at the end of my driveway.
Those inflatables are very susceptible to wind, apparently.You've seen it in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade where Snoopy gets out of control. hoist some people to their death.Dangerous.Exactly.So I'm ready for Halloween.
I've got full-size candy bars.I ate way too many of the bite-sized candy bars last night.Man, if you have bags of those around there, I mean, good for you if you're the sort of person that can walk by them, but I'm not.
That's funny, my bride and I were walking our dog and reminiscing about when Halloween meant something to us as young parents and living in a different neighborhood and all, and she said, boy, but I don't miss having that candy left over.
Oh, no kidding.So watching the World Series last night, and you know, every time I go by, it's not even a full bite of a Snickers.I mean, come on.It's like a thimble full of Snickers.It's going to hurt to pop one of those in my mouth.
Sure, what is that, 12 calories, please?30 of those later, I don't feel so good.I felt better than the Yankees did.
After the worst inning in the history of the World Series by a team, the New York Yankees, inning five of game five of the World Series will be remembered forever by baseball fans.
Yeah, I felt like I was watching Little League again, speaking of my younger days.It was If you weren't watching the game, the Yankees committed no less than three horrific physical and or mental errors and let the Dodgers back from a 5-0 deficit.
You do that, you deserve to lose.You do.The headline is, the inning started 5-0 Yankees, the inning ended 5-5, all five unearned runs, which is amazing.
uh... credible the garrick all the picture who who contributed to the stupidity by the way committing one of the more egregious mental errors in the history of the world series uh... he had to be homicidal yeah at the end of that to uh...
I won't belabor this for you non-sports fans, but as I read somebody in the New York Post last night, one writer said, it would have been much less humiliating to lose in a sweep the night before.Much less humiliating.Wow, that's a take.
Here's another take and then we'll move on.
since uh... the japanese superstar failed to materialize in the world series now i call him no show hey no tony well it's pretty good yeah he was a non-factor the biggest star in all of baseball so uh... as i texted somebody last night it's nice to see a plucky little team that has a hundred million dollars their payroll is a hundred million more than the league average
The hundred million more than the league average.
Underdogs.They were playing against a team with even a higher payroll, so it didn't really matter.Of the two teams, I mean this is just kind of interesting for pro sports, six of the ten baseball players in the world were on the field last night.
The highest paid?Best, statistically.Oh, I see.Okay.Yeah, they bought all the best players. Yeah, okay.
And so, you know, that's what the Yankees and Dodgers have always done, but just, you know, it sucks if you're like a Royals fan or an A's fan or a Brewers fan or anything else trying to get a sniff of anything.
How do we feel about Donald Trump donning the orange vest, getting into a dumb trick?Maybe the greatest PR move in the final week of a campaign ever?It is one of the most effective fun capitalizations on a gaffe I have ever seen.
Joe Biden, badda hadda kefkare, handed his opponents not a hammer to hit him with, but a machine gun of a rhetorical opportunity.
Whether the senile old fella deserves to be kicked for it or not, it was one of the greatest gaffes in the history of presidential politics, and the Trump campaign is going nuts with the, the only garbage I see is his followers.
a clip we need to hear fifty times today by the way uh... yeah Let's make sure we have that at our fingertips, boys.I know you're busy, Michael, but we gotta have the whole Biden calling people trash thing, the short one, ready to go.
All time, a thousand times a day, including now, if we happen to have it.It's the equivalent.It's that we hold these truths to be self-evident of the 21st century.
Or something.For Puerto Rico, where I'm in my home state of Delaware, they're good, decent, honorable people.The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.
So, um, I missed this yesterday, we missed this yesterday on the show.So Tim Walls, before they even got to Kamala, was on ABC This Week with George Stephanopoulos.
And we played that clip, but I'm so used to the mainstream media with this bias between Republicans and Democrats.
When there's a bad thing on the Republican side, for instance, Sunday night in Madison Square Garden, it's the horrible thing that someone said about Puerto Ricans.
when a democrat says something bad it is republicans pounce on this thing always once you become aware of it it's omnipresent and so george stephanopoulos asks it's just says to tim walz republicans are already trying to utilize the president's comments it was a disruption of kamala's message wasn't it and then tim walz gets a restate their message as opposed to
That was a hateful thing to say.Tell me how you don't hate all Puerto Ricans and put them in a difficult situation.Why do you hate all Puerto Ricans?You hating Nazi?Like they did with every Trump surrogate who had to defend that comment.
For Democrats, it was this was an interruption of your message of hope and justice and everything wonderful.Let's get back to that. It's just, it's incredible.I mean, the level of bias that I don't even think they know they do.It's just so ingrained.
Like I said, I missed it yesterday because I'm so used to it.I'm just so used to the double standard.Yeah, yeah.Well, may they fail.May they continue to see declining ratings and revenue and go away forever.I think both scandals are stupid.
but uh... they do exist in their being treated completely differently by the by the media of course we should start the show officially just to give you a a little flavor of how trump and list yesterday i'm jack armstrong he's joe getty on this it is thursday halloween or special halloween show regular show with occasionally some halloween music and probably meeting stickers bars during commercial breaks
uh... this is uh... what did i say howling the thirty first year twenty twenty four we are strong in getting we approve of this program all right let's begin booting rhetorical fly balls precisely according to fcc rules regulations here we go at mark as they get me my jacket but if you were dead it actually makes you look thinner i said and they got me i said i want to wear it on stage
When they said I looked thinner, I said in that case, I'll wear what I say.I may never wear a blue jacket again.I may go, I may go in this.They said that, that was my, that was the word, that was the key.Sir, you look thinner.
So Trump did like an entire comedy routine around his orange dump truck vest, or garbage truck vest that he wore. rally last night and it was really good.I mean it was Trump at his best.
Right they had a make America great again dump truck referring of course to the Biden gaffe calling his supporters garbage or did he the apostrophe heard around the world but man they made hay with it quick and brilliantly.
You know what's interesting I heard a podcast talking about this the other day they turn garbage into gold jack.
The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.
Yeah, I'm clicking today.Everybody stay tuned.Who knows what you're gonna hear.No Shohei Attani, the garbage and I just, yeah.Turning garbage into gold, you are rolling.
I heard some strategists talking the other day, like people who have worked on presidential campaigns before, talking about how you never put your candidate in the apron.You never put them in the hat.
You never want to put them in a whatever because they always end up looking ridiculous.The most famous one, if you're old enough to remember it, is Michael Dukakis in the tank.
He puts on the tank helmet, he gets in the tank, and for whatever reason, he looked ridiculous and they thought it was a campaign killer.So, especially ever since then, they never put a candidate in an apron or something like that.
For whatever reason, Trump puts on the McDonald's apron and it's perfectly fine.I mean, it's a combination of funny and cool.Same thing with the dump truck or him doing the rally last night in the vest.You could see for many, many, many candidates.
who weren't TV stars their whole life.He was the host of the number one TV show in America for years.I mean, he's got a talent for this, that makes a difference.
But you can imagine so many candidates trying to wear the garbage truck vest at their rally, and it coming off as so laughable, people talk about it for decades. Right, a couple of things.Number one, he's got the undercover CEO thing going.
It's just fun to see a rich real estate developer wearing the garb of the working man, working woman, et cetera.And this is, you cannot teach this. He has fun with it without disrespecting the people who do that for a living for a minute.
The fun is at his expense.Oh, this makes me look thinner or, you know, the whole prize untouched by human hands.It's never about disparaging the workers. I don't know, but I was watching his whole comedy routine.We'll play more of it later.
At the rally last night, I thought, I know there's a big chunk of America that hates this, but this is really, really good.I mean, just amazingly good.Yeah, Trump makes me insane, and I supported DeSantis.
But he has an incredible gift for connecting with working people that we may never see again.Oh, man, it was something.Yes, Michael? I always go back, people want to be entertained, not informed.And this will entertain a lot of people and get votes.
There's a lot of truth to that, Michael.I hate for that to be true, especially when it comes to debates and stuff like that.I don't want that to be true, but it is.How does mailbag look?Oh, it's terrific.
One of my favorite notes of the last six months.What are we, five days out now?Our text line is 415-295-KFTC.Armstrong and Getty. I just read the strategy.It's all about 53 percent.53 percent.53 percent.Kamala Harris can get... 53 percent, all right.
If Kamala can get 53 percent turnout among women, I guess.
uh... she can't be beaten mathematically it's impossible and that's so that's what they're trying to drive that's what the commercials about us don't you don't have to vote that way just because your mean husband makes you going to both men lie to him you can do it that sort of thing
Yeah, right.I requested yesterday.I think it was off the air.I said, can I be put, please, into a medically induced coma and woken up on Wednesday?Just tell me what happened, including we don't know yet.That's fine.
I just I can't take another minute of this.Here's your freedom loving quote of the day.And I think that sentiment is shared by many, many Americans.Can we get this over with, please?
This is an odd moment in the Freedom Loving Quote of the Day, in that Dee said, guys, Joe, yesterday you dropped a truth grenade that resonated with me, which I'm paraphrasing.
And his paraphrasing of it, something to the effect of, one of the failings of democracy is you can't hurt people's feelings.Remember, we were talking about
uh... the high cost of child care and we can't talk about the skyrocketing rate of single parenthood specifically women who decide to have a kid without uh... marriage or stable relationship and then they find themselves in a situation where they need child care but their job maybe doesn't pay enough and
And that's fine, we can talk about that as body politic, but to not recognize why it's such a crisis now, because the rearranging of the American family is just, you can't talk about that because people don't want to hear it.
Anyway, paraphrasing myself, I worked on this for a couple of minutes now.This is the Freedom of Movement quote of the day from me, Joe Getty.The great weakness of democracy is that it depends in large part on an electorate that can handle the truth.
You know, I collect these.I'm going to write me under that one.The saying that wherever it came from is clearly true is just 1,000% true.The hard times make tough people.Tough people make good times.Good times make weak people.
And weak people make weak times.That is 1,000% true.And we're in that pendulum swing and unfortunately we're making for hard times as is usually phrased.
Yeah, we're in the hard times being made by soft people phase and it's frustrating if you can recognize it.Yeah, mailbag.Our email address is mailbag at armstrongandghetti.com. I'm not sure there's anything that can be done about it.
It's as unavoidable as sunrise, sunset, and the ripening of fruit.
Anyway, this note from Aaron, somebody may have suggested that some of the reaction to various gaffes in the late stages of the campaign is either fake or people with their panties wadded.
And Aaron Rice, my panties aren't wadded, I was just calculating my taxes when that story dropped about what Biden said.
Now I don't appreciate a coffin case head of the government calling 150 million people garbage when we're paying 18 or more percent, 45 grand a year of our combined income to a government that calls us trash because we don't want our children taught by some drag queen that they were born in the wrong body.
And that bacon is unaffordable, a Subway Sanders cost $15 and the Secretary of Health looks like Rick Moranis on estrogen. Look, when they say stuff like that, I start to hear the menacing sound of fives and drums in my head.Wow.Oh, there you go.
Tree of... I'm not calling anybody.I'm calling that a great email.You got one of those angry MAGA people that I hear so much about?
The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters.
Yeah.More on why he probably said that from prominent Democratic strategists coming up that I congratulate them for being honest. We're almost out of time?What the heck?John M. in San Diego sent this.Happy Halloween.
None are of everyone who fears razor blades and drugs in their kids' Halloween candy.I submit something possibly worse.My friend sent me this picture.It appears to be super high-end chocolates wrapped in foil with a little sticker on it.
But what this friend does is wraps Brussels sprouts to look like candy. No, remember you got to get the nerds gummy clusters.It's the most popular candy in America, the most delicious candy in America, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Get those for your next Brussels sprouts.
President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden hosted a Hallow Read event today at the White House, which included a spooky storytime corner.Incidentally, spooky storytime is just what they call it anytime President Biden makes unscripted remarks.
Hey everybody, I didn't write this down.
So how about him sticking all the baby's feet in his mouth?Have you seen that montage?Oh, I haven't.Oh, so creepy.He bit four babies.Now it's a perfectly nice grandpa sort of thing to do with their own grandkid.Oh yeah, it's a fairly intimate thing.
But an old stranger Baby after baby putting their bare feet in his mouth is weird.I think, I don't know.I thought the video was weird.And by the way, not a real doctor.She was dressed as a panda, which is kind of funny.Um, Joe Biden.
Uh, we got a text that just said I'm nonplussed, which is a word I need to use more often.Nonplussed of a person surprised and confused so much that they're unsure how to react.
That's what we got.So I'm angry about, well, I don't know if I'm angry.Yeah, I'm angry.And I apologize if you're tired of hearing me say this, because I've been saying it now for three years.But it still amazes me.
Here's a headline in the New York Times.Their latest polling on people's attitudes about the economy, which is what the number two issue in America behind immigration right now. Inflation is basically back to normal.Why do voters still feel blah?Wow.
Wow, that is just profoundly ignorant.I don't understand.I couldn't believe that reporters didn't get this at the beginning of the conversation.I don't even know, I'm nonplussed about how they can still
not get this let let me read the opening paragraph from the new york times economic person grocery inflation has been cooling sharply but tom reflamer twenty seven says that she hasn't noticed
What she knows is that paper plates and meat remain more expensive than they were a few years ago.Yes!You freaking morons!You don't notice a decrease in the increase of prices.It would be impossible.
A slowing of the rate.Yes.Nobody would notice a slowing of the rate of inflation.It's impossible to notice.It's just a dumb concept.Yeah.Oh yeah.
It goes on, voters say they are very focused on the economy as they head to the polls, yet surveys suggest they feel relatively glum about its recent track record.The lingering pessimism is something of a puzzle, says the New York Times.
Do you know a single normal human being?You must not.Or you would hear people say, I went to Wendy's last night and it cost 60 bucks for me and the kids.Or I filled up with gas yesterday.I don't know how people do it. Or let me stop you there, Jim.
Let me stop you there.Now, Wendy's went from $52 to $60 in the course of 17 months.Now it's only gone from $60 to $62 in the course of the last nine months.So as you can see, inflation is cooling again.
jam their hamburger right in your face if you tried that to somebody what did to ban these people where do they live mars i don't know and like i said do you not have a single normal friend not one in your circle whoever walks in and you know at a party and says man i stopped by the liquor store i got this bottle of wine it used to be eight bucks now it's 15 i can't believe it
That's reality for everyone, but people who write economic stuff.It's nuts.There's more on this.The lingering pessimism is something of a puzzle, which makes you a moron.The job market has been chugging along.
Overall growth has been healthy and inflation is back to normal, it says here.How is that a puzzle?Things cost more, way more than they did not very long ago.
period you morons and let me speak for thousands and thousands of people listening right now the job market is hot okay i've still got one job where i used to have one i still have one and my money my wages have not kept up with inflation not even close so and then i'll shut up about this because it's you know i'm belaboring the point but
I just, I actually can't believe it.I find it difficult to believe that the journalists who cover the economy are still saying this crap.Five days out from a presidential election that Trump is set to win.
maybe mainly because of the price of stuff, and they don't get it.I don't understand.Inflation's back to normal.God, you're so dumb.I don't even know where to start with you.Here's the headline.
You are belaboring the point, which points to a rise in the belaboring statistics.How do you like that?The belabor market.You just can't be stopped today with your wordplay.You're just a nonstop fountain of wordplay.Like Inigo Montoya over here.
the sword of my words.I don't know what you call the sub-headline halfway through an article that's in bold.I don't know what you call those things.But anyway, it says here, consumers may focus more on price levels than price changes.Okay.All right.
Well, that's correct, yes.Yes, it is correct and obvious to anyone over the age of five. yes good lord i can't yeah i'm reeling from that one you know i thought it would the beating was about over and you caught me right in the jibs with that
I mentioned being a... Yes, effing consumers worry more about effing prices than the rate of effing change, which they can't observe day to day because they're busy with their real lives.Oh, it's so funny.
So I mentioned I was at Target the other day.I get my normal allotment of stuff and it's $200.It's the first time it's ever been over $200.And I said to the guy, $200?He said, yeah, I know everybody reacts that way.And I should have said to the guy,
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, back off, buddy.The rate of change is lower, all right?The percentage increase is lower than it was before, so you take it down a notch.
I guess I should be happy that it's $200 because it's only gone up 2% in the last month as opposed to the, you know, between 3% and 9% for the previous three years.I think that illustrates the case so beautifully.
I mean, that would be absurdist humor for you to say that to the cashier, and yet that is essentially the inverse of what they're claiming with a straight face in the New York Times.
Oh, speaking of which, I'm so glad you brought this up, because I've been sitting on this for a while.Dave in Baltimore, I think?Yeah, Dave in Baltimore sent us this.
And the title of the New York Times article, speaking of the old gray lady, which appears to be as senile as Joe Biden when it writes about economics is, wages have an outpaced, I'm sorry, let me do this again.The words are important.
Wages have outpaced inflation, but not for everyone. And here is one of my favorite couple of sentences in the history of my reading newspapers.
The bottom line, most American workers are probably making more money today adjusted for inflation than they were in 2019.But not all have seen their pay keep up with their own cost of living.
And many, perhaps most, are lagging behind where they would be if pre-pandemic trends had continued unabated.These complications may help explain why so many Americans believe they have fallen behind.Believe they have fallen behind, wow.
The New York Times is saying most Americans are making more money today adjusted for inflation than they were pre-pandemic.I have seen that statistic nowhere.No, I don't see how that's even possible.They're wrong on the fact.
But the second part, which I've read a couple of times, so I will parse for you, is claiming that in spite of that fact, that y'all and we are making more money adjusted for inflation.Bacon is easier to buy for us than it was pre-pandemic.
We're going out to eat and spending less relative to our incomes than we were a while ago.But in spite of that, because we have somehow projected in our heads where we would be,
2019 to 2024, if the inflation hadn't been so high for several years, we're coming up with some sort of fanciful, yes, bacon is easily affordable right now, but it would be even more easily affordable if not for the inflation of 2021 through 2024.
And I'm thinking, well, back to your question, do you know any human beings?Have you spoken with them?That is That is blindness that goes beyond galling and is absolutely in the realm of amazing, and I would like to hear scientists explain it.
Here's a director of consumer surveys at the University of Michigan in the same New York Times article.It's not that consumers have lost touch with reality.It's just that high prices continue to weigh down their personal finances. Thank you for that.
I'm glad you're a professor.I'm glad you're a university professor because none of us regular people could figure that out at all.And then the dean of medicine at the University of Michigan said don't jam sharp objects into your eye.
Where was your article from?Your nonsensical article?New York Times.New York Times.Yeah, so this says wages have climbed faster than prices for many consumers.Okay. How many?
Not very, I don't know anybody who got enough of a raise over the last several years to put them even, even let alone ahead.I don't know anybody.Yeah.This is the first time I've ever heard anybody claim that.
And it's a couple of times in the New York times.That's the narrative.Wouldn't you had to have gotten like a 20% raise since 2019 to keep up with the overall price of stuff.That's crazy.
Yeah, I mean, we could go on because they quote a couple of more Harvard economists who study how people experience inflation.All of you all, all y'all, as they say in the South. All y'all need to hang around any normal human beings.
Go down to your corner bar and have a conversation with some people.Or turn to someone at a high school basketball game.Talk to any normal human being, all right?
Somebody who doesn't work for the New York Times, live in Manhattan, is a childless cat woman with an advanced degree.And see what they think about prices.
I tell you what, if you can bag this rare game, it would be rarer than having a panda head on your wall, okay?Wow.I walk into your house and you've got a panda head on your wall?
Do I pretend I don't see it, or do I say, hey Jim, I can't help but notice? I'm wondering what other ass that person's up to.I mean, they'll do anything.Was that panda alive at one point?This is rarer game still.
You go down to the corner bar, to the soccer game, waiting for kids in line at school, and you find the person
who says in response to, my God, prices are so high, it's still shocking, they say, yes, but the rate of increase has slowed, and that's what's important.You bag that rare game, and I will salute you, oh mighty hunter.
Or the person who reacts with, yeah, but my wages are up even more than inflation, so I'm happy.Oh, please, that's like an albino panda head.I mean, forget it. You're never going to find one much less killing.With six toes on each foot.
I mean, it's rare.That's the point.We've got Katie's headlines on the way.Stay here.
So this is the Eagle's Witchy Woman.It's Halloween.We're trying to get a theme going here, people. We have some scary.We have some witch legs stuck in our bushes.Looks like a witch fell in the bushes or dove in the bushes or something like that.
Just an elderly woman with a curious taste in stockings, yes.
I love those, those witch legs are the ones that are just have flown into the house.
Yeah, right.Ours are in the bushes.Speaking of scary alert listener, Ed just sent this along.It's a video of a new kind of drone that does not have propellers and a loud engine.It, it is a bird.
It looks exactly like a red tailed hawk or a, or a, you know, similar Raptor, uh, like Falcon maybe.And it flaps its wings to fly.Holy crap.If it flies, it's. Right, exactly, like the CIA has.Government drones, that's right.
Anyway, we'll post this at armstrongandgetty.com.Check it out.I mean, it blew me away.That's the same fabulous site where you can pick up a Hot Dogs Are Dogs t-shirt.Armstrong and Getty Hot Dogs Are Dogs t-shirts flying off shelves.
It is a, perhaps the only response you can offer to people around you insisting that trans women are women. hot dogs are dogs, armstrongandghetti.com.Let's figure out who's reporting what.It's the lead story with Katie Green.Katie.
Starting with the New York Times, Biden's gaffes complicate Harris' final stretch and is worrying Democratic insiders.
It's a gaffe if he says it.If Trump or anyone says it on their side, it's their stated position and their deep core belief.Right, right.That we will hold them to.
From the Washington Post, more than 58 million early votes have been cast so far.
Wow.So they're expecting the totals on the high end to be 150.So we might have, we almost certainly are going to have half the votes cast before election day.It's becoming a more common than not thing to vote before election day.
Yeah, I think early voting ends Saturday, most places, and then you got to wait till Tuesday.But yeah, it's an astounding number.
ABC.Israel deploys forces along eastern border with Jordan, according to IDF.
Why?Do we know?Just a caution.Okay.I'll look into that.Jordanians?
They're protecting the eastern border, is what they're saying.
Yeah, I remember there were a couple of attacks launched by some scumbag group or another from Jordan a few days ago.
From NBC, L.A.hit by looting and chaos amid Dodgers World Series celebration.
And a bus!Yes, I win!Somebody texted me last night, somebody in L.A.And I texted, hey, nice game, and they texted, time for the fireworks and looting to begin.I said, and a bus on fire.And there's a bus on fire in the picture.Big giant bus.
You gotta set a city bus on fire if your team wins.It's just part of the deal.Or, if they lose.Exactly.I'm being sarcastic, of course.
I've never understood why we put up with this for a second and why we don't have the harshest of physical or monetary penalties for this to where nobody would even dare to set a bus on fire because their team wins that the taxpayers then have to pay for.
Yeah, we will address this more thoroughly next hour.We have reports, live reports, helicopter footage, all sorts of good stuff for you about the L.A.riots.Stay with us.
You guys touched on this, but it's too funny to ignore.Daily Mail, Biden bites four babies, including one dressed as a chicken at White House Halloween party.
I'm not sure how the kid's costume matters, but because the kid was dressed as a chicken, there's some belief that the dementia-ridden old man was hungry and thought that it was a meal.
I just think he was trying to rejuvenate himself by eating the young.
From the New York Post, Ohio officer, quote, attacked by giant runaway pumpkin, months after turkeys chased him down during a traffic stop in viral video.
He can't win.This inflatable pumpkin is huge, and the video thing just bounces over and lands on his head.
Disappointing.They don't teach you what to do with that in the academy.
And your meme of the day.It's clearly some kids that are trick-or-treating outside of the White House, and one kid asks the other, what'd you get?One kid goes, a bill for $35 trillion.I don't know, but I think it's unconstitutional.
And then another one asks, what's a student loan deferment?
You want something scary, that's scary.
And finally, the Babylon Bee.Wife breathes sigh of relief after voting for Trump in the privacy of her voting booth away from the watchful eye of her creepy feminist husband.
There you go.Wow.Wow, we got one note from a listener whose husband, the man is afraid to tell the wife that he's not voting for Kamala.This is a real life example.
that uh... meme reminded me of russia has fined google twenty two sillion dollars have you ever heard that term before no six billion dollars we'll have to talk about that later to set a number of nationality it's a number
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