I look, I seem dyslexic when I text.
Dude, I've never met anyone who texts worse than you.What's up?
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You know what I'm saying?I mean, it's like I can see who views the things.
We're just trying to go full time in this, you know?
You're going, I can see that you watched the video.So you spent however long watching the video and while you were watching the video, you couldn't just double tap the screen.Come on, give you something to do there.All right.
Well, I got a heater of a question for you.All right, let's go.Um, so your girlfriend, Kayla, we love her.Yep.She's amazing.Yep.Um,
So Mike and I had this discussion last night, and Jenna and Maddie, they were there, but it started with Mike and I. Basically, actually, Jenna kind of raised the idea, so shout out Jenna.But essentially,
If you could read everyone's mind, okay, so it stemmed from we were watching twilight Jenna, mike and I never seen twilight before maddie's seen it a million times.She's trying to put us on.
Okay, so we're watching twilight in twilight the main Vampire guy can like read minds.Okay So we were talking about last night
If you could read people's minds, right, and you could see how other people see Kayla, mainly other guys see Kayla, would you rather them all see her as being attractive or unattractive?Attractive.Yeah?Yeah.
So that's kind of what my thought was, too, because I think I'd get in my head, like, why? What am I not seeing?
Yeah, you know or like I mean, I don't care if people think she's attractive but as long as like nothing's happening, right?Yeah.
Yeah, which I mean, I think that my wife's hot.Yeah, you know like exactly that's my wife Yeah, like and I'm sure there's probably other men who think she's hot.
Yeah, but Right a good thing for you right after up right?
That's like it's like a positive almost it's like a it's like a Don't know not a flex, but like I mean kind of but like, uh, you know Good on me.
I was able to figure that out Versus if every guy walked by and you're like really you don't even think she's hot.Yeah Look at you're a sea creature.
What are what are your standards?Yeah, you know?No, I think that was an easy question.Honestly, okay, okay.
Um, I I did get other answers.
Jenna does not want anyone to think that Michael's hot
I think Michael's on sorry.
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There's a movie that I haven't seen, but I've seen like clips of it.And it's with Jack Black.And it's kind of similar to like your thing.It's not reading minds, but he sees
Ugly, I don't know how it happened, but he sees an ugly girl as like super pretty so like it literally is like Like I don't know how to explain it.Literally.
There's this lady I don't know who the actress was but she's really big and Not attractive at all to other people like so so if I'm looking at someone I'm like, oh this chick is like bad, right?And you're like, dude, she's 40 pounds.Yeah, and
And but I see here like I'm looking at her and I see freaking like I don't know just like a model basic right?Yeah, but you don't see that.I see a whale.
Yeah, you see a whale so he sees ugly people as really attractive and then he sees pretty people that you would think are pretty as Which everyone else is right.He's the minority.
I guess is what I'm trying to get at and that's the movie So he's falling in love with this ugly girl But he thinks is a model.Yeah, and so like his friend like his friends are trying to be like bro Like what are you doing?
Like kind of thing and stuff really just running out of good ideas for movies, huh?
It was a really old movie Like not really old but a while ago like early Jack black career.I
Yeah, I woke up this morning and I woke up, went to bed pretty late.And then I woke up pretty early, but I like just couldn't fall back to sleep and, uh, got on tick tock.And apparently I'm on like conspiracy theory to talk.
Um, so I found out today, Titanic stuff, dude. So apparently Elvis like the singer Elvis Faked his death and there's this preacher who has like the exact exact identical Dental records as him which is like one of the hardest thing.
Yeah like I But like there's been a bunch of people who study face shapes, and they're all like this is this probably him Who it's kind of cool Elvis Presley Like his bones
yeah like his face and dental records and everything are like the exact same he looks just like an older version of him which is crazy so a lot of people think he faked his own death to get away from like he made all the money he'd ever need and is still making money like his estate is still making money so he just faked his death and is now a preacher and wherever I could see that yeah I mean I would
Think I would consider faking my own.
Yeah, like sometimes is like good for the brand man Yeah, like think about like juice world.Yeah.Yeah or juice world.
Mm-hmm, like just the fact that they Have so many like pre-recorded songs that they can put out years after they're dead Well, a lot of still be racking money who gets that money?
the team the estate so like
I mean, yeah, like the label, right?No.Well, it depends.So it depends on how much how much of the music the label still owns.So they're under contract.So if the label owns that music, then they're in charge of putting it out.
If not, if it's just all owned by like the family, the family just puts it out.And then instead of going to like his bank account, it would just go into theirs.It's like a like a mutual fund.
Yeah.Kind of.Yeah. Pretty cool.I don't think this world's dead
Yeah, I think him Let me hold on let me just jump in a little bit deeper so another thing I found was You ever heard of Aaliyah?She's uh, she was a singer like right when Beyonce was getting famous.So there's a whole thing.
Have you seen this of Beyonce killer not Beyonce Jay-z, but kind of so hold on so There's a whole list
These girls who are getting famous at the same time as Beyonce was and when they would win an award and not thank Beyonce Why would they need to think Beyonce?Because Beyonce runs it.
I don't know so she they would essentially they wouldn't think Beyonce for all the influence or whatever that she's had and
then what I heard on the tick-tock which he had some pretty good points but Beyonce Diddy and Jay-z are all like super close there's two times where Beyonce's like direct competition didn't think her both women died I would not want to be associated with Diddy at this moment though
Let me get into conspiracy number three.So I found three good ones this morning on conspiracy TikTok.
The other one was, if you go back and like, if you've ever paid attention to like the news, whenever they're covering, or social media, whenever they're covering like some crazy sex drug, whatever bust,
They've never taken baby oil like that's not something that you would just like Because it wouldn't it wouldn't matter like that's unless there's something in there.It doesn't matter as evidence.
Yeah, so like if I had 7,000 cans of coke in my in my basement who cares All the bottles can you look up what I'm talking about?
It's a basically, there's a liquid that's clear that looks like baby oil and essentially its whole purpose is to like hallucinate you
It wasn't it's called like I actually XP or something.I think I remember I'll just talk with someone else about this actually cuz like That would be the only it would make sense.Maybe why everything right?What's Al his?
What did I say?Did I say G?Okay, so I was not... I was closer to the G part.
G-H-S?Is that what that says?Yeah.Yeah.Karma... Hyde... Hydro... Can't see from here, goodness.G-H-B.Sure, I'm just gonna go with G-H-B.
Yeah.So essentially, that's what they were talking about.Is that... Did he just had a whole bunch of that?
That he had in baby oil things.And that's what he was using to... Can you imagine like...
Well, I guess he probably had someone else doing that like I bet he was getting it from something Yeah, and that's just what they put it in But could you imagine like buying baby oil dumping it out putting this other stuff in there, right?
Yeah Like did which I'm sure he probably just had some just drop a pill in their drink.
It'd be so much easier No, I don't I'm not saying do any of that that's terrible stuff.I'm just saying I feel like there's easier ways around it.I
That's like that Rick Ross song where he's like, uh, I dropped a mauler in her drink.She ain't even know it.
I don't know that, but that's crazy.
It's just wild how like, how just like, I wonder how long he was doing that.Like forever.Like how does that, like it's been a, like our, uh, Epstein, like whatever, didn't that get all figured out once he died?
Yeah.Like, well, I remember, uh, uh, something saying that,
Justin Bieber and Diddy had a whole bunch of stuff going on where like Diddy Diddy was doing a lot of messed up stuff to Justin Bieber and that's why he broke up with Selena Gomez so that she would like Stay away out of that.
I think he really loves Selena Gomez.I
who justin bieber i mean probably right there i wouldn't let him have a baby yeah is she pregnant maybe she hasn't had it yet but no she didn't yeah and they named it something like normal what do you mean
like it's it's not like uh it's not like northwest yeah or uh what's cardi b's kid's name or uh elon musk or something like that elon musk's kid is like x7 black hawk it's something crazy why would you name like i don't know could you imagine you're like
Five years old, six years old, you're starting to learn how to write your name.And you're just like, yeah, why?
Why did you choose this name?Yeah.Like this sucks.As soon as I could change it.
As soon as I'm old enough to change this, it's not going to be this.Right.Yeah.Like that sucks.I was. I hate, isn't it weird how there's names that are like, I associate with old people?Yeah.
Like, Mary, I don't think I know a single young person named Mary.They're all 95 plus.Yeah, Sheridan.Yeah, Sheridan.Or, I don't know, I can't think of any of those.But like, there's just names that are just like,
Always find it funny like I sold a guy or I sold a car to a guy from He was from South Korea, but he was going to school at ISU And he his name was I mean like Korean yeah, whatever Korean name and he he changed it to Daniel And I was like not that Daniel's a bad name, but like
Spice it up, you know you put you can pick any name in the world But I think that happens a lot or well, yeah a lot of just right, right They're just like yeah, my name is John and it's like boring Well, I when I went to when I've gone overseas is like you gone or something.
They have like American names.Oh, really?Yeah, like so that They're just not right say that makes sense I can't think of any examples, but like they were just like normal.Yeah Yeah, like normal to us.
Yeah, literally American names right that I mean understand just to help us out.
Yeah, exactly Yeah, that makes sense You got any you got any big news or anything you got any cool stuff happening in your life
No, I suck at fantasy football though.It's really pissing me off.Yeah You don't have no room to talk where you're four.
No, I know I'm actually do you know did I'm the only team that's undefeated in both Molly?
You know, what makes me so mad this makes this makes me so mad.There are people in this world aka you
Mm-hmm fancy football that don't really know much about any of it talk to him and they come out here and draft the best teams for some reason and They're undefeated in a league where there's players like me or other people.
I know Mike is like this Doing research looking things up like actually doing mock drafts or where they're at in their draft and I'm one in three and That's so frustrating.
I essentially go into every fantasy football league that I've ever been in Just assuming I'm going to hand one of my friends 25 bucks.
I Hate being a commissioner of a league.Yeah, it's stupid because I don't like being paid and then having to pay out Yeah, if I get last place, I'm everything I was just given I gotta get right.Yeah, so it sucks When you're broke boys like us, yeah
When that money got into my memo it went straight to my account right and it's not my account anymore.Nope, so I'm still good for it.Right?Oh, yeah, just gonna be on the credit card.All right bingo Solutions, right?
I Lost to you last week by like three points and I was projected to beat you the entire time But then freaking a chain Just decides to get three points.
Yeah.Well, he sucks.I don't know who you're talking about.
Well, now he got 2.7 this week and he's out already.So cool.
Um, yeah, it's cool that I'm in two leagues this year and I'm the only undefeated team in both leagues.
I mean, congrats to you, man.Yeah.I'm just glad we didn't take that bet that we talked about a while ago.Which one?Fancy football bet between you and me.
I feel like every time that we talk to each other, we make some kind of bet.
Remember that one time that you lost so much money to me.
All right, can we can I talk about this bet?Is it the one I'm thinking about?Coffee.
Yeah, I just wouldn't say any names.
Okay, so there was this girl that Brady was dating at the time.Mind you, we were juniors in high school, I think. And he came up to me, we were talking, we were locker buddies, he was talking to me, and he goes, I'm gonna marry this girl.
Or something along that line.
No, it was in Mr. Lutz's class.Okay, well something around that.You said that I wouldn't, I said that I would, and then.We bet $1,000 on it.
Yeah.Okay, so we put $1,000 that he wouldn't marry this girl.
I was confident at the time.
Yeah.Honestly, he wasn't even married yet, but we went golfing one time and I kind of always in my head.
Well, the reason that I didn't ever pay out after we broke up is because essentially his excuse was there's always a way around is that.The chance isn't zero yet. So I mean, really, the only way would have been if one of us would have died.Yeah.
That is a cheap that's such a cheap cop out.You're literally married now.So.Oh, yeah.And but he so he owed me a thousand dollars.He never paid me.
And we were at because I didn't because I didn't owe him yet.
It was his excuse, but we were golfing right I'm feeling good Bray's feeling good.I'm like alright Let's bet that thousand dollars that neither of us have but have you beat me on this part three?
You don't have to pay me that that bet So obviously he takes it.I would have taken it to if I was playing like that's just a stupid bet for me I don't really like such a stupid bet Part three we both do terrible Oh, yeah, like bad.
Yeah, I think I got it like a six and you got a five Yeah, and like I remember you teed off first and it was bad.I was like, oh dude I gotta got this.
I might be getting $2,000 in my pocket And I did bad and then we all we'd like four putted and it was just bad so then I lost my thousand dollars that I never had which I probably would have never gotten but
I feel like if I would have won, you would have definitely had to pay out though, at least a thousand.Oh yeah.
The thousand for sure.I mean, there's no getting around that.Yeah.But I mean, yeah, I stuck pretty strong to that.
Uh, the chance, I mean, I understand what you're coming at with the chances are never zero until you die.Until one of us dies.Yeah.
But technically, but it doesn't matter now.Yeah.Cause
Yeah, but like yeah, no that that was uh, I was talking to Brock yesterday.
Uh-huh and This might seem dumb, but I think it's kind of dope I was talking to him about how like we're all gonna pass next year, right?
It's it for golf I was talking about how we spend this entire year Being good at golf like trying to get better at golf and then like September time every year.We have a little like a
Open between like us friends like I'm talking like you me Brock Landon Charlie Bryce like all of us compete By ourselves against each other.
Uh-huh and like on a Saturday and Sunday So like two rounds and we keep track score and then like we get like a purple jacket or something.That'd be kind of sick That'd be cool.That'd be fun.I do like every like September.
Yeah, like at the end of the year, right?We do a little thing.That'd be kind of fun to do or something like that, right?
I'll be fun.Yeah, I could get in on that
I mean, you and Charlie have the best shots as of right now.
I mean, depends, I guess.
Yeah.I don't know.What do you think is the greatest achievement in golf?Like hole in one.A hole in one.Yeah, that's what I was trying to get at.I think I would rather shoot below par consistently by myself than have a hole in one.
Yeah, if I if I shot I'm not talking like you're so low I'm talking if I told you if every course was a 72 if I told you you could shoot at least a 71 Every time you played you would rather never get a home.
Yeah, I think I'd rather just get good at golf and then get a home one and also do the other thing Yeah Who just choose one of the other? You don't have a hole.I have to shoot at least one over every time.
Yeah, you just never get, you can never get far.And I only get one hole in one.One a year, I don't know.I don't know how to space it out, but I think to me, shooting low is better than a hole in one.Yeah, well I mean.
Even though a hole in one would be electric.If I shoot a hole in one, my first ever hole in one, and there's any sort of body of water, I'm going in.
Charlie and I were talking about how some of our biggest fears is like Hitting a hole-in-one, but like after you shank your first shot.
Yeah, you're a little second your second one Just like I want to just see if you know how yeah, you had a bad one You're like I need to think I know I can do better.
Let me just do it again so one of those shots that goes in or Doing it by yourself doing it by yourself would suck or if we were doing like a try and break Whatever number we were playing like from the reds or something.
Yeah, so it make a hole-in-one from like the women's tees would suck
I think that would still be, I think that'd be better than the other two.I think that'd be more legit than the other two.Doing it by myself would be suck.
I think if I hit a good shot and I think it goes in or I saw it go in or something, I think I'm immediately FaceTiming you and I'm saying, I will show you me walking the entire time to the hole and showing you where it is.
Maybe ever I did this when I got from my dad last week.We were on a par three and I shot a shot and it was clearly over the green like it was a bad shot.It was in the fairway somewhere on the different fairway.Couldn't find the ball.
Spent like 10 minutes trying to find the ball.Couldn't find it.Had to make sure it wasn't in the hole, right?So, I I made a little, I had to make a little peek in there and just make sure it wasn't in there.Ah, you know.Ah, dang it.
I think everyone's done that.Yeah.You
Is it in there is it in there, you know That would be electric that would suck actually honestly, I mean it'd be kind of cool because he made a hole-in-one, but it would be like Dang, I didn't really get to celebrate it necessarily.
You know I'm saying yeah I'm trying to be on t-box watch that thing float in there a couple bounces and the hole and just freaking go crazy I've probably had
I've probably had 10 shots that have been within 10 to 15 feet of the hole, like this year.And I would guess that probably four or five of them were on hole number three of bluegrass, the par four.
Yeah, it's so frustrating to me.And remember when we were playing Sunset the other day?
Charlie and I both just piped our drives onto the green.Like, But then I hit a 130-yard par-3, and it's like bad.
Yeah, you can't even hit the green.Right, yeah.It's so frustrating to me.But you should have the most control with your irons.Right.Yeah.
Right.Over my driver, it's so frustrating.
Golf is just crazy, bro.Golf is stupid.
I freaking love it.Maddie, we go golfing.Maddie and I go golfing all the time, and she gets so, so mad about, like... It's just like... She gets frustrated that she can't...
Like fix it kind of no she gets mad that she can't hit the ball as far as I can Like she's she gets mad that she's not better than me Which is like gonna be better than you and How you doing but like kind of duh in Like yeah, I mean if you like you've been playing she's been playing like for real for probably a year and a half so
Yeah, and like it's just different levels to stuff.
Also.I've been playing for What eight years?Yeah, I mean I started playing when I was little.Yeah My dad but like actually playing I played in high school.
Yeah, it's just experience like if You've been playing your whole life and she just started like let's just write that.
Well, it also helps that like her driver Like she can hit her like for a woman she can hit her driver really.
Oh, yeah, that's golf with her Yeah, right like she can hit the James Club is pure facts facts.
She can hit like I mean probably 200 to 250 on her drives like better than me.I mean, yeah, cuz she can full swing and you can't
It would be better to me if I could with the driver.
But like, she gets mad that she gets an advantage on the women's tees and then I still hit it further than her.Because she doesn't start 100 yards up.But that's like...
All right, big dog 350 nah, I said 200 to 200.
Yeah The one I had uh on five when we were playing sunset no bluegrass Oh, that thing was right up on the green.
Yeah, that thing was Disgusting.Yeah, that was tough and we still probably birdied that stuff.
Nothing hurts worse than driving the green and three putting
The worst part about that is that's a par.Like, that's good.
Right, right.You get a par and it's like, ugh.
I should have had an eagle.
Right, because you drive it par four, you putt.Well, even on a, yeah, even on a par four.Even if you two-putt, it's a birdie.
Oh, birdie.Yeah, anything besides a birdie when you drive the green sucks.
Unless it's a par three and you two-putt.
Like, anything worse than a birdie sucks.
I mean that that's that's my golf right there's just triple bogeys, but I can't drive the green but I'm a three bogey kind of guy.
Yeah, three say three boat triple bogey kind of guy Mike What do you got for us today Can I get a score check on the games over there Probably not gonna want one but yeah
Just want all the games or now just to your watching Jags just won 37 34 Houston Buffalo's tied 20 20 27 seconds, you know how to change it to a different game Maybe Buffalo's got the ball on their own like two yard line with 27 seconds left games tied On their own to so they gotta go to 98 yards Or they're about to score touchdown Okay
Third and ten so probably not gonna happen.
It's all right They don't they don't have to get a touchdown.
It's a tie ballgame You just want to score break down for the day because all the noon games are done.
I think yeah hit us Let's see Bengals are up 38 35 on the Ravens with a minute 43 left Dolphins are up 15 10 with 13 seconds left Patriots have the ball on Miami's 36 Commanders are gonna win.
They're up 34 13 on the Browns with two minutes left Texans bills tied Bears are up 36 10 on the Panthers with two minutes left Raiders Broncos just started Raiders just scored Then Cardinals 9 or 0 0 just started Sick
I'm gonna die watch the football game this morning and It was terrible the first half was terrible, but all right, what did you have for us?
The rancor yeah, I got a rancor and spelling bee first This time since you went first last week all right you go first I got us Get on my back.
We're not a team It's not a team sport here Okay, Brady your first were you switching sides wanna roll me your first words pageant.
Oh my oh One right off the bat Can you stop picking words that like I should be able to spell?
Do you want me to tell you where I found these words? Yeah, I typed it on Google middle school spelling bee.
Oh my gosh, we're gonna look so stupid We're gonna look so stupid is it I think there's a D in there.
I Think it's padded like it's I think it's Just you're starting off on a bad note.No Why would there be a D in pageant?I don't know.I just because I think that this is like a trick The issue is the J part had yeah pageant.
and that's all i was thinking maybe there's a good like a d by that g in their masters or and and i know it doesn't miss a night that's how far off you were you think okay you got it all right p a g e n t so close so close it's like a e n t or something like that isn't it or e a n t p a g
P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.
P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.
P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.
P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.
P-A-G-E-A-N-T.P-A-G-E-A-N-T.
Oh, hey.Remember how in the last episode you were asking about, uh, the, or not last episode, maybe two episodes ago, you were asking about how the LSU has that, the go or yeah, it is literally go.Mitch reached out.
Really?Mitch is sick.Yeah.
He said, thanks for the shout out.
Why is it, why is it spelled like that?It doesn't make sense to me.So you just say go?
Real quick, Houston got the ball back and just scored a field goal to win the game.
Turn me up.What was the word again, sorry?
Luxurious.I feel like this one's a trick one, because there's no like, L-U-X-J-E-R-O-U-S. Lux what jerky is that was not jerky is luxurious L-u-x-e-r-o-u-s.
How stupid you are That's like it was funny cuz I knew how to spell yours and you didn't know how to and I knew how to spell yours and you know how to spell mine, right?What do you think?What do you think it is Mike?
L-U-X-U-R-I-O-U-S.Luxurious.See, I knew that one was tricky because it sounds like there should be a J or a G in there, but there's not.
Alright, zeros on the board.
JJ TJ TJ that's my boy.He's a dog dog Frivolous frivolous graders know how to spell these words.
Take it.Are you smarter than a fifth grader test thing?Remember that be fine, bro.
That would be fun.It would be kind of what we're doing But it would be are doing the spelling part of it.Yeah, so Frivolous like to live frivolously Do you know what frivolous means You don't can you spell it or are you also scared?
No, I know, I know what the word means.I'm just saying it's amazing to me.
I think I have a decent idea of how to spell it.
Do you have a decent idea of what it is?Because it's incredible to me that I don't know how to spell any of these words, but I can, I could, like, probably give you a pretty close definition.Give me the definition.
Yeah, give me the definition.I gotta pull up.
Well, so frivolous is coming from frugal, which is like to be it is no, no, no, it's funny that you just broke it down like that.
Go ahead.Because that's what it is.Right.
It's like frugal is the shorter word.Like so it's essentially just to live and be careful with your money.
Like not having any serious purpose or value.
Money and stuff on that is that not frivolous fruit frivolous.What is it?
Is there a different word that I'm thinking of?Frivolous Is there like other definitions Oh, you know what I Can you look up frivolous money And don't put it on the screen yet No, I can't, I couldn't read it.It was too small.
It was low-key kind of small.Um, F R I V For Vuh, is it A?For I?
Bro, you don't get no hints.
You're one, you're one letter off.What is it like to see if it's F R I V O L O U S. That sucks.
I feel really stupid.I really, I, I would have sold my house on that though.My definition was right.
Yeah.Without a house frivolous.
The definition was without having something.
Frugal is not right.There's no way that's right.
Frivolous was not having any serious purpose or value.What's the definition?
What's frugal mean?Can we look at what frugal means?
Because this could be so far off.F-R-U-G.
FRU GAL Frugal means to be economical prudent or saving.
Okay, so you were right with what frugal meant, but not whatever the other word was Okay.
Well, I really thought that it was like a byword of Hand pool says Caleb your second word is Calamity There's just no way
I got like a home court advantage.In his defense, he's not dyslexic, so I feel better in your court.
I look, I seem dyslexic when I text.Dude.
I've never met anyone who texts worse than you.If you just took, from how fast you type, if you just took a second and re-read, I mean, it's not like you're sending books anyway.Your texts are never more than three lines.
If you just took an extra five seconds and read back through what you text.
Oh no, I know my errors.I see my errors in there.I just don't fix them.
It's so lazy.It's like, how do you,
when my random words you'll have like so bad it I mean it's to a point where I've gotten so much better at being able to read them but like when it's when it's like when I'm trying to spell the and it's RHE like I don't fix it cuz you know what I'm saying
Like, I'm like, yeah, that's why I don't fix it.
It's like, OK, it's in it's something in the like that's supposed to be and like he went to read or I just I have my auto correct off my phone because I don't like when it tries to suggest words or like puts it in when it's the wrong word, I guess, if that makes sense.
So it pisses me off.So I turned it off.I can't say that, but I don't know how to spell.I don't know how to text.Well, a lot of it's because I'm texting while I'm driving. Everyone does it, bro.Come on now.
Yeah, that's true.That's true.
So a lot of it is I'm texting with one hand and I'm like trying to focus at the same time.And it's just like, all right, text out what I need to text.I'm just going to watch.
I just post mine up on Apple CarPlay.
Yeah.You just say it.Yeah.But then whenever it reads your text, it always has a stroke because it's like I would love to hear Siri.It's so bad.I get a text from you and it's like.
I don't even I can't even I can't even Swagwag says text from Caleb Swagwag.And then it'll just be like, I don't know what it said.Yeah.I'd be like, are the there are the there are there.
You sent one with Siri, like you're trying to say it to me, and that one was bad.
Yeah, that's true.I went back, and I just hit send, and I go back, and I read it, and I was like, oh my god.
I said, I'm sorry.That was one that I was like, I literally didn't, like, I couldn't understand it.
It wasn't like, usually I can get through it, and it's like, I know what you're saying.It's just like, it takes me an extra second to read it, because it's already hard to read for me anyway.
The worst is when you like, you know how you text something, and then you like, You, like, put the correct word in the little, uh, asterisk or whatever.Yeah.The worst is when you do that and you spell it wrong again.
And then, so you gotta do it again.
I did that the other day, actually.Alright, sorry.Side track.What was my word?Calamity.Yeah, calamity.
Calamity. I don't think I have a definition in mind for this.
C.L.A.M.I.T.Y.C.L.A.M.I.T.Y.
No, you're so close, though.
Yeah, C.A.L.A.M.I.T.Y.Dang it.
That's crazy.I was saying clam, but instead of calam.
Yeah.Dang it.Brady, third word, innumerable.
What?Enumerable?Okay.I-N, uh, I-N-U-M-E-R-A-B-L-E.
Dude, you missed it by one letter, I think.It's two N's.That sucks.That was impressive, though.That one was good.
I went 0 for 3 and missed on one letter on each word.Nah.That sucks.Yeah.
Okay, yeah, if one of them you thought was a whole different As soon as you said it and I knew you're gonna write except for that one letter that's what is it?It's two ends.
So it's exactly what you said, but I am that's Kale last word to win it inauguration.
I You know what the definition of that one is?
It comes from the word inaugurate, right?Oh, I had a boy.Inauguration.It's I-N-A-U-G. U R A T I O N. Yes, sir.Let's go on.I couldn't think of, I didn't, I was scared if it was U R E R or something like that.
That was the part I was a little worried about.
Do you guys want to take a crack at the tiebreaker?
Okay.Anyone can go first.Doesn't matter.Equilibrium.
E Q U I L L B E R I U M. Nope.
Is it e it is equal, right?
I-L-E-R.Nope.All right.Well, that'll be it then.
Caleb, I think you started off close, and then I just lost it.It was E-Q-U-I-L-I-B-R-I-U-M.
That was close.I think I remember when I said that was close.All right.Fifth graders are smart, I guess.
Yeah, there wouldn't be a show if it wasn't true.
That's gotta be so fake, bro.
What was that, boss?Bro, the other day at work.Oh, this is so funny.So we have like microfiber towels that we use here to like dust and clean, whatever. So Maddie did the laundry and she was cleaning those just like with our other clothes, right?
I put my pants on and I was like man, there's like my It was my dress pants at work.I was like, there's like my pockets like rolled up in here or something weird like it's like in a weird spot, but it was way up here, right and
I get home, I take my pants off, and there's a microfiber towel in there, in my pants.Up in the thing.Right?What's a microfiber towel?
How do you not know you had a towel in your pocket?
It's like a little hand towel that's super soft.
Part of me was thinking you were talking about the little dryer sheets. I hate when I forget something in my pocket that's like food or something and gets messed up in my pocket.How often do you put food in your pocket?
No, like a piece of chocolate or a piece of gum or something.I forget it's in there.You want some melted chocolate pocket?
Here's a Hershey's kiss.It's now a Hershey's puddle.
He's never had something like that happen.
But I said you have a whole freaking towel stuck in your pocket that you don't even know So my nephew Landon plays for Farmington football, they're like really good We've been going to his his games the last couple weeks and He He's so good he plays defense just runs around tackles people it's awesome.
defenses that way uh... do you think it's easier to catch some order try to get away from someone i would rather play offense i think i would rather play offense but i think it's a little harder
Depends I think a wide receiver position is easier than like a cornerback Cuz the wire receiver, you know what you're doing the corner, right?
I guess what you're doing Yeah, true, but like an offensive line has to guess what the defensive line is gonna do, you know, it's like different But We were talking about how when I so Landon was born.He's a senior this year, right?
So he was born when I was six and
Okay, right so Like growing up it was always weird because it was like I mean I was you know, whatever I Was however old and he was like, yeah, not he's your nephew, right, right and so when I was when he was being born I
did not want to go to the hospital because my parents were like we were about to be an uncle right and my parents are old like in a sense of like yeah, they're all by the time that I was six like all my my mom is one of 12 her siblings most of them are older so like all of her brothers are all like
gray hair like gray mustaches like My dad's brothers all had Beards mustaches.Yeah, no hair or whatever, right?
So I was so scared to become an uncle because that's what I thought I was going to be So I thought that I was no longer nice to be silly made you have a beer.
I was just gonna yeah I was just gonna and like I don't know if I was like scared of my uncles or whatever like a lot of things this kid Death and being an uncle.Yeah
Right like a lot It was funny.That was an experience.
Oh, I'm was killing old man today.
What?How did we not start with this?
Uh, on my way here actually.Okay.I was pulling out of my street and there's two, there's two cars like parked.So I'm trying to pull right.I'm trying to go right.
And there's two cars right in front of me to the right that are like parked on the side of the road.
And I, I go and I'm not like, I'm not on my phone or anything.I don't blow stops on.I'm not going fast.Right.I make a turn.I got to make a wide turn cause the cars right.Yeah.And there's just an old man biking.
And I didn't even see him he was he was just
He was he wasn't that close to me like I really wasn't that close, but he wasn't paying attention Yeah, because he's like in the middle of the road and I was like if I hit my brakes and he's not watching He's still gonna hit my car.
Yeah He was like on like kind of like an electric bike like an assistant bike assistant bike I thought he's gonna eat it.He jerked that thing so hard
You were in the car when we drove, we were coming home from golf and I think you're in Maddie's car.
Not the motorcycle, that four-wheeler.
I like come up this hill and I get to the crest of the hill and I can finally see over and there's these four-wheelers driving at us and then.
Cuts into the middle of the road.
Literally cuts across the road.If we would have been like in my truck.
Dead.Yeah, dead.That would be.
No question, I would have ran over him, crushed him on top of the four-wheeler and like
Would not have been able to stop in the same way that like in her blazer I just smoked the brakes and like we came to a stop right in front of them And he didn't even like he looked into just yeah, yeah Cool.He's old.It wasn't even like a kid.
Yeah, it was like just an old man.
Yeah, you ever got in a wreck Not like not really like I've been hit I guess but not like There was one time where I was on my way home from
I don't remember, but there was somebody in our class that was following me close enough that I couldn't see their front license plate.
I'll tell you later.Okay.She knows who she is if she listens. But we're going around a curve, she's right behind me, car comes around the curve in my lane, I hit the brakes, like, slid under.
No.What, uh?Nope, I'm not telling you, because I shouldn't have been driving the car that I was in.Because it was not my car.
I'll tell you about it sometime.
It was in high school, but I should not have been in the car that I was in.
Wasn't your car was there other people in the car?
Not my car nor a car that anyone in my family owned or any of our friends owned and I'm gonna leave it right there What the heck?
I think patreon do we should make a page on every kind of it tell you the extra spicy stories Yeah But uh, it was I had a high-speed coming part.I got out of the car.I was so fired up.I
Yeah, and like with the situation that it was, I bet that was like, were you like scared?
Luckily she went kind of under and not into so probably did more damage to their vehicle than yours.Yep.And then it just kind of put some scrapes on the bottom of the bumper of the car that I was driving.It was a car.
So it was just a car that sat up a little higher.Huh?Yep. I know that I told that story and I left a lot of stuff out, and I'm so sorry.
That kind of sucks.What's the person's name start with?That was in the car behind you.
There's two of them in our class.
Can you tell what that is?
Is it an E?Yeah.There was not two E's in our class.
What?Oh, that's the same name.It's the same name person.
Two.Now there's two girls.They both have the same name.That's I mean, that has to give it away.It was one of them.
Yeah.OK.I know who it is now.
We're doing a draft or what?Yeah.What do you want to do?
Oh, you got any ideas? I do a ranker.I know Mike has a ranker ready, but that might take a while.
Uh, if you want to do the ranker, the top 10 NFL teams that have the highest winning percentage in the regular season.
Pittsburgh Steelers.This is like overall NFL career, like life.
Yeah.Like the, however long the team's been a team, their whole career, like the whole,
history of the team but only regular season but it yet but it works dealers they're ten during this uh... so i did look acts like they're all close like the percentage of actual numbers are i can give it to you know i was curious and it will be hard but still it's an uh... eagles
and now near yet that was on it yet that we're one that's uh... that's right that's probably a lot of way back in the day the unseen as time for the bears on there there's a four and i think that there is a good packers yet packers are too major it's it's one of the ones that you're five uh... it's going to take a look at it
Do you want the percentages for the ones you've hit So like Cowboys are fifty seven point six percent Packers what they were one Packers at two are fifty seven point two percent and then Bears were fifty five point six and Patriots were fifty five point five It's like they're all super close.
Like what about like the Dolphins?Oh
balkans are six uh... colts culture not list i don't think the titans are on the list tighten up uh... but the rams or i think the rams are not giants
Jackson Ravens Bangles Do the Ravens have to be on there?
Ravens are three Saints Bangles are not Saints or not.You have seven eight nine left I
that's not going to help me.I don't know if divisions will at all.
No, I'm just, I'm just, Rams are not on there.Yeah.You said that.That's what you said.
Did you say 49ers?I said 49ers, but was that on there?
Chargers are too new.You said 49ers?
Yeah.Oh, they're seven.Chargers aren't new.They just changed locations.
Chargers are not.Where were they?So you've got eight and nine left.
Oh, um, Seven and eight left.No, I got seven, eight and nine left.
Chiefs are eight.That's a great poll.
I would not think of that.
Yeah, that's crazy that Packers, Vikings and Bears are on that because they're all the same division.
But I mean, I guess it could have been, I don't know if divisions have changed over the years or not, but.
You play each team, you play each one of them twice, so.I don't know.All right.Why are you looking at me like that?
appreciate y'all like always like brady said though give us a like give us a follow subscribe leave a comment interact however you want to interact but just interact that'd be awesome um... but yeah i appreciate y'all if you guys have any words you want us to spell or any rankers or draft or anything any ideas shoot em our way uh... and we'll try to make that happen
but appreciate y'all for real it's been fun 12 episodes ready to do 12 more but yeah see you peace
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