Hey, everyone.Welcome to a Flophouse Mini.I'm Dan McCoy.I'm Stuart Wellington.
I'm Elliot Kalin, or at least I was Elliot Kalin.Join me, won't you, on a mystery that will go deep into the heart of identity.That's what this episode's about, right, Dan?
I thought I was in charge, but Elliot seems to be taking over.
It's a hostile takeover of Dan's mini.No, Dan, what are we doing today?
Uh, so normally on the Flophouse, as you know, probably, uh, we watch a bad movie and then we talk about it, but every other week we do a mini episode where we free form it a little bit.
And this one is inspired by a listener suggestion, actually from John last name withheld, who, uh, wanted a mini focused on Stuart and mid and post credit scenes.
Cause as we all know, as part of a flop house lore, Stu is infamous for shutting off the flop house movies the instant they are over, meaning he frequently misses anything that happens after the end credits start.
So. Today we're going to play a little game to see if this is true of Stuart and all movies.Elliot, you are involved too.You're here in an advisory capacity for your friend and co-host.You can help him.Or I guess if you choose to, you can hinder him.
I don't know why I would do that.But now that the option is in front of me, I think I have to take it.
You know, I just have to squid game to me.I got to let you know that you're free to do what you please.The answer is up to you.But the final answers are going to come from Stewart.Oh, wow.And a lot of pressure.
So I have a list of films that have mid or post credit scenes.I'm going to give the title of the movie and a brief refresher of the premise.
And we'll see if Stu either remembers if he's seen it or can guess what happens in the credit scene in a game that I'm calling Just one more thing, just one more thing brought to you by Columbo.
If you thought something was over, but there's just one more thing, it might be a credit soon, or you might be watching Columbo, now streaming on 2B Prime Video and Peacock.
And just to be fair, you said brought to you by Columbo.Did we receive any money for this advertisement for Columbo?
No, the fictional character Columbo now Likely deceased.Uh, I mean, you know, Peter Falk has not with us, but the character probably also, you know, yeah, you know.
You don't think he, like, stepped through the star gate and became one with the cosmos?I'm just saying, no money has come from the fictional character Columbo.
Or the show, which you just mentioned, where you can find it.
No.What about Columbo University here in New York City?
Columbo University.Finally, I'm graduating today.Just one more thing.
Now, I want to warn the audience, of course, this will obviously be filled with spoilers for films of the past.So if that concerns you, tread carefully.
I'd be more concerned if it was filled with spoilers for films of the future.
That would be wild, right?
Yeah.Would you be concerned or impressed?A little bit of both?I'm like, I didn't realize I was sitting next to Early Edition over here.That's me, Earl E. Edition.
The first... The E also stands for early, which is weird.
Yeah, it's weird.Early, early, Earl Early Edition. 1985. Young Sherlock Holmes, directed improbably by one Barry Levinson.
It is a film about young Sherlock Holmes, his boarding school adventures, where he meets Watson, engages in a tragic romance and fights a secret Victorian cult.This film also has a post credit scene.What is it?
Now again, Elliot can jump in and advise, hinder, Can I ask a question?Yeah.Dan, where are we doing this?
Where does this fit canonically in your Sherlock Holmes rankings?
I'm actually quite fond of young Sherlock Holmes.It, uh, you know, it obviously goes against, uh, the canonical sort of Sherlock Holmes story where Watson and Holmes meet, uh, later in life.
Uh, but it's kind of a fun little kid's adventure that, uh, combines Sherlock Holmes with sort of a, I don't know, more of a temple of doom Goonies feel.So, uh, okay.
So let's see.I mean, I think the, I think it does have a post credit scene.You're right there.Good.
You're on the right information that Dan already provided.
I get partial credit.I think is, uh, I feel like, I feel like it's an introduction of Moriarty. and a tease for him returning as a villain.You are correct, Stuart.
The villain of the picture is revealed to be alive.We thought he had perished.He's alive.He checks himself into a hotel in the Alps under a new name, Moriarty.
And how did that play in Young Sherlock Holmes 2?
Unfortunately, we did not get any further adventures.Slightly older Sherlock Holmes was not made. Young man, quarter life prices.Sherlock Holmes didn't burn up the.
Did they just end up making an even younger Sherlock Holmes?They're probably going to do a baby Sheldon movie or a TV show, right?
You got it.There's nowhere else to go unless you go with like super old Sheldon.I mean, you can do both.
They both have to team up with each other.It's a time travel story.
Yeah.Exists.Yeah.I mean, he exists in all times, all points, all everywhere.
There's always been a Sheldon.
Then there will always be a Sheldon.He's the Alpha and the Omega.Okay.We all remember 1992.We lived through it.
A little film was released called Lethal Weapon 3.Directed by- Loaded Weapon 2, you said?Directed by Richard Donner.It's the third in a series about a lethal weapon and his partner who's getting too old for this shit. This film has a credit scene.
What happens in the credit scene to Lethal Weapon 3?Now, Lethal Weapon 3 is the one with the cop killer bullets.
Yes.It's the bullets, the armor-piercing cop killer.
It's not the one with Jet Li.That's Lethal Weapon 4.No, that's part 4.
Lethal Weapon 2 introduced Joe Pesci, right?And then Lethal Weapon 3 introduces Rene Russo, right?
And part 3 also has a guy getting killed and then they have the boys to men end of the road song at the funeral.Yeah.Yeah.
These are also most of the things I remember about this movie.There's a part I think where they, Rene Russo and Mel Gibson, they fight, they compare scars.
It's sort of like a... Yeah, like Jaws.
Jaws thing.And this is the one where the building blows up at the beginning.They end up having sex right in Jaws when they compare scars.
Yeah, all three of them have sex in Jaws.It's really hot.
Elliot, do you have any sort of glint in your eye?Do you recall anything about this?
I don't.My guess is this is more of a funny mid-credits scene than a- I feel like Joe Pesci has been left somewhere and he's like, are you guys coming back for me?Yeah, exactly.Yeah.
He's at the bottom of the ocean with his feet in some cement and he's like, oh, guys, I can only hold my breath so long.
Yeah.That's how he sounds, right?Yeah.Yeah, exactly. You're right.I mean, I guess it's kind of a comedic scene.So the tone is correct.Although, you know, in real life, this would not be a funny happening.No, it's not.
No, I'm sure, and it's probably not funny when you're watching Lethal Weapon 3 either, but.
I mean, the humor probably fails at a certain, to achieve its goal.
Yeah, it's like- Lethal Weapon 2 is the one with the bomb on the toilet, right?Or two?
And a ghoulie planted that bomb.
I mean, I'll watch a lethal weapon ghoulies crossover.Sounds more fun than any of the actual lethal weapons, to be honest.
Yeah, okay.Lethals weapon, the way you pluralize that.
You know what, I should rewatch the lethal weapon movies.I remember watching them when I was young.I was just so disappointed that it was just two guys.Like that was the concept, just two guys that solve a crime, I guess.
Like there was nothing more to it, essentially.
Yeah.Yeah.But like one's crazy.I remember them.And one of them just wants to retire.
Yeah.I remember them being like, okay.But like they were never like in that sort of buddy cop thing.I don't know.They didn't transcend for me.
I feel like, I feel like after bad boys two came out, it's like, why am I messing with this stuff?
You see a rat puppet have sex with another rat puppet.Sure. Okay, so you're giving up on what happens or do you want- I already guessed.Yeah, yeah.Joe Pesci's stuck somewhere and he's like, guys, you coming back for me?
He's in like a trunk or something that has to be claimed at the airport.Yeah.Yeah.
No, it's Riggs and Murtaugh are called to another building and they debate whether to go inside the building and the building explodes.
There's a freeze frame and Riggs says, I hope no one saw us, which seems strange to me because like, should they have gone into the building and gotten blown up?
I don't know.Is it that one that opens with them cutting the wrong wire and it all blows up?Yeah.So it's a callback to that where it's like, they didn't even get in there and it blows up.Yeah.
And wherever they go, buildings blow up.
This is the fourth one that opens with the guy in the like armored bodysuit and the flamethrower and machine gun. I think, yeah, I remember that.Yeah, yeah.And he's like blasting heavy metal music in his headphones.Yeah.
Okay, so let's skip ahead a couple years to 1994.Street Fighter, directed by Steven E. DeSouza.An adaptation of the video game about various characters that fight one another.
Yeah, yeah. Not a reboot of the Sonny Chiba movie.
No.I was gonna say, no, it is not a remake of the Sonny Chiba movie.The movie where he- With Raul Julia as Sonny Chiba.
The movie where when he punches dudes, it does an X-ray attack and he like- It's amazing.Sees them crushing their skulls or- You see the bones breaking.Doesn't he like rip a dude's dong off?
I don't remember that part.
I always think that people's dogs get ripped off.
Yeah.To be honest, I get Sonny Chiba movies mixed up a lot.You know, I get mixed up what's in street fighter and what's in like karate bear fighter.Real quick.
I think this is a really important thing.Um, if I were to fire up street fighter, who will you play?Who, what character would you play?Wait, Oh.Play the video game Street Fighter.What's your character?
Dulcim, distance attack, but I also like Vega because he does a lot of jump attacks.
Wow, okay.I'm the kind of player where I like to... You're a goofy character guy.
I like to go in, hit, come right back out again, yeah.Okay.
I think Street Fighter is the movie where a guy, to show how strong he is, he puts a bottle in his elbow between his bicep and the rest, and he squeezes it till the bottle breaks, just to show off how strong he is.
I think that happens in the movie.
I think I either would, I usually played either Blanca or, uh, Chun-Li.Yeah.
Both and both have a powerful button mash.Um, yeah.
I'm a sexual attraction.Yeah.
Yeah.And I'm, and of course I'm Zangief, the Russian bear fighter.I just love a guy who can pick you up and spinning.
You know who I'm not playing as?Not playing as Ken. Not playing as Ryu.
Boring.Not even like later on where they leaned into the hobo Ryu element and like, I don't know, like hot dad Ken.Go on, Dan.
No, I want to play a character that has some kind of superhuman thing about them.
I mean, they throw fireballs.That's not so fun.That's not that fun.
Okay.Well anyway, in street fighter, after the credits roll, there's more.Tell me about it, stud.
That's me.There's more.Okay.Maybe like M bison, like calls his way out of the, like, out of the grave or out of like a building or something.
You know what, Stuart?You are basically correct.There are so many.I had to be careful because there's so many of these mid-credit scenes that are essentially just, oh, he's not dead.
Um, there may be not dead.Oh, one might even show up later in this, uh, in this game.Who knows?
But, uh, yeah, solar power reactivates in Bison's computer and its revival system, which restores Bison his fist smashes through the rubble and on the computer screen, uh, world domination colon replay is selected.Oh yeah.He gets another chance.
He has an extra life. And game movies based on video games are good.Yeah.
Always.Can't wait for that.Wait for that Minecraft movie, huh?
I mean, we have we had the we are staring down the barrel of the very real Borderlands movie.
Yeah.The the one that is not not doing well for old Lionsgate.Yeah, I might have to change the locks.
You might have to give away the lion.It's Cate Blanchett, right?Yep.Yes, it is Cate Blanchett.You can't blame her.It's funny.No, no, no.
I'm sure that any enjoyment I'm going to get out of that will be mostly Cate-based.
And any not-enjoyment you get will be the Jack Black robot.Luckily, he's also in Minecraft.Oh, boy.
So wait, in a Minecraft movie, do they just look like the guys from the Money for Nothing video?
No, it's the same old thing about people get sucked into the video game, so you have live-action people in a Minecraft world.The Minecraft world actually looks much better in the movie than it does in the video game.That sucks.
And Jack Black shows up as Steve, the character from Minecraft, but he's still got a huge beard, because I guess he told them, I'll do the movie, but I don't want to shave.
And they're like, he is so essential to the success of this.
I'm sure you're right about the Jack Black robot, Elliot.But the thing is about that, unlike how I'm sure that I will like Cate Blanchett in it, I know that me disliking that robot won't be Jack Black's fault.
No, it won't be Jack Black's fault at all.
It will be whoever was told to write a Jack Black robot.
What does he do, the voice for Claptrap?
I think like a little boxy robot guy.
Yeah, a little boxy robotics.So here's the thing, Jack Black, I love him.He does a lot of great performances.
I've been a fan of his for a long time since I first saw him on Mr. Show years ago and first heard Tenacious E, but it always, it just always stinks when suddenly this performer that you generally like is suddenly very annoying in a lot of movies all at the same time.
Right, because people are like, just have him do his thing.You know, put him into this particular box.
It's not pushing him creatively as a performer.The Minecraft Borderlands.And he's like, yeah, I'll take another house.
That's fine. Okay, so moving on, the last selection before, we'll take a little break here.Superhero movies, they often have credit scenes, and 2003's Daredevil is no exception.
Directed by Mark Steven Johnson, it tells the tale of famed crime-fighting blind lawyer Matt Murdock, his romance with Electra Assassin, and his battle with the insidious Kingpin and the deadly Bullseye, based on the podcast by Jesse Thorne.
What happens- What if Jesse Thorne played bullseye in the Daredevil movie?I would love it.I would love it.Yeah, I can turn anything into a weapon.So here's this hip hop CD and he just throws it, you know.He sounds kind of like Kermit in here.
Yeah, I'm not against it though.No, sort of a gentle bullseye.
Well, what if Kermit was bullseye?
Yeah, anything in my hands because it becomes a weapon.
So wait, does that make Electra Miss Piggy?
Yes, Electra is Miss Piggy.Fozzy is the Kingpin.Yeah, exactly.So who's Daredevil?Daredevil is Gonzo, I suppose, yeah.I'm the man without fear.Yeah, exactly, yeah. Let's see Sam the Eagle.The electric comes up.
Sam the Eagle is a really good kingpin choice.
Actually, he would be a great kingpin choice, yeah.So Gonzo, sorry, okay.Kermit is Daredevil.He has to be, because he's the main character.Gonzo is Foggy Nelson, the goofy sidekick.Fozzie is, I guess Fozzie has to be Bullseye then.
Wow, like sort of a neurotic Bullseye would be very funny.
Ah, anything in my hands is a weapon.
I love it.Uh, I can't, I just, you know, any Muppet thing makes me happy.Okay.
Did you see the thing recently where, uh, I forget who it was.Some lady, some young actress, she was in a, in an article.She was like, I want to be the only person in a Muppet movie.Just like Michael Caine was the only person in his Muppet movie.
And the, the, on Twitter, the guy who does the Muppets history feed, he's like, I'll remind everyone there are the, the, Michael Caine's not the only person in the Muppet movie.
In Muppet Christmas Carol, like every, all the Muppets are operated by people.It's such a funny thing for a performer to be like, I want to be the only human who works with the Muppets.
Okay.Well, there's a, there's a post-credit scene in Daredevil.Stuart, can you tell me what this credit scene might be?
Well, I feel like it would be dumb.So I've never actually seen the daredevil movie.Yeah.I was, I didn't have a huge connection.
It's great.Yeah.You miss it.Miss it.Oh man.
That was, that was the start of the MCU, right?Is what, um, he's a character that I never really had a real connection with.Um, And for whatever reason, personally, this movie didn't seem that great.Yeah.Um, let's see.
I would say the movie that created Bennifer two, not that great.All right.Okay.
That's Hey, Hey, you heard it first folks.Um, you know, Bennifer, I think I've made this joke before about Bennifer one being the first non-consecutive Bennifer.Bennifer one and Bennifer three are technically the same Bennifer.Yeah.
Um, So I don't think it's a little guess.No, I know.Stop pressure me.Don't go eat a fucking uncrustable.So I think it's, it's got to introduce another character, but like who's another daredevil character like typhoid Mary or something?
Is it typhoid Mary?Does it introduce typhoid Mary?
Hmm. I was not aware of this character, uh, and now I'm interested, but, uh, what happened?
Mary's a great character.I mean, it takes, it's basically kind of doing electro, but more so.
No, wait, no.Does it, does it introduce tombstone?
Uh, man, does it introduce stilt man?No, we, no, we see bullseye.We see bullseye, the trapster.
Oh, is this when he gets his costume for the first time?
Uh, well, bullseye is not a daredevil villain.
Never been a daredevil villain.
Bullseye is in a prison hospital.He's all bandaged up after his encounter with Daredevil.He still has perfect aim though, which we see when he impales a fly with a syringe and says, Bullseye.
So it's just another variant on the villain is gonna be back.
You know, the villain's not done.Yeah.So, um, with that, as opposed to, as opposed to introducing the owl or the jester or any, any other of daredevils, amazing rogues, you know, um, let's take a little break.
Uh, Elliot, why don't you tell us a little bit about flop TV?I would love to flop TV.If you've never heard of it before is our one hour kind of TV show version of the flop house podcast.We broadcast live the first Saturday of each month. at 9 p.m.
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We're doing it from September through February, and the episodes will stay up online through the end of February.
So go to theflophouse.simpletics.com to buy either individual tickets for each episode or a season pass that gives you a little bit of a discount.It's getting six episodes. for the cost of five.And Dan, what's the theme for this season of Flop TV?
The theme is sequels.They are all number twos.
That's right.It's second movies in a row on our second season of Flop TV.It's a lot of fun.Every episode gets you a new presentation from one of the floppers, a video piece from the floppers, the flop treatment of one of these sequels.
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Well, let us move on to the second part of the mini, and this is the only Flophouse movie I'm including in here.It's the very first Flophouse movie.Oh, wow.It's Stealth, directed by Rob Cohen.
It's the tale of EDI, an artificial intelligence jet created by the military that turns against our heroes, Josh, Lucas, Jamie Foxx, and Jessica Biel.They prevail, but something happens after the credits.What?
Like the EDI 2.0 boots up or is revealed.
I mean, basically, that's what it is.This is the final.The nightmare is not over one on the border between North and South Korea.The AI brain turns back on.Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm glad that they made this movie, this call to a warning call about the horrors of AI and humanity listened and it's not a problem anymore.
Yeah, Stealth did it.No more AI.
Yeah, Stealth.One of the most effective movies in the history of movies.
Mm-hmm.We're moving forward in time.I mean, obviously we are.Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.Are you just quoting the trailer for In Time starring Andrew Garfield?
Live In Time?What's the name of that movie? In time, is that what?Live in time, the one with Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh.
Oh, I don't know that one.The horse.Oh, that's the horse meme thing.Uh, no, I am, I, I'm unfamiliar with the trailer for that.
Um, no, obviously we are moving forward in time, but in, in, in life, but we were also moving forward in time in these movies.Yeah.
Movies move forward in time too.It's rare that a movie goes backwards in time.I mean, Memento kind of.Yeah.
Yeah.Fair enough.Uh, in 2008, The second X-Files movie was released.It was called The X-Files colon I Want to Believe.It was directed by series creator Chris Carter.
It was a Monster of the Week style tale of a kidnapped FBI agent and a psychic pedophile priest wants to find this kidnapped agent.It was a dark, moody installment and there was more after the credits.Can you tell me what it was?
First off, I didn't see this one.Did you guys see this one?
I did.I was, I was a big X-Files fan back in the day.It's fine.It is like, you know, it is, um, like I said, they were like, well, let's not lean further into the increasingly impenetrable mythology stuff.Let's just do a standalone movie.
I like that part.Uh, Chris Carter, not the most, uh, accomplished of the people who worked on it directorially.I don't think, but, uh, it was okay.
I never saw it.I saw that first X-Files movie and I was like, this wasn't much of a, nothing really much happened in X-Files Fight the Future.So I said, once bitten, twice shy.No thank you.
They almost kissed and then a bee stung Skully.I remember that.
That was the most exciting thing that happened in the whole movie.
I'm gonna guess, you know, I know what happens in the post-credits scene.Spooky Fox Mulder meets an alien.
No, in this moody, dark installment, Uh, the post-credit scene is Mulder and Scully floating on a rowboat near a tropical Island.And as the camera goes above them, they wave up at it.
So it's really more an end scene for David Duchovny and Jillian Anderson just to be like, hey, everybody, we're not doing this anymore.
You liked it.See you for the very short reboot show.OK, well, we'll keep on television shows.
Uh, and creators directing movies of the TV shows in, in 2014, Veronica Mars got a kickstarted movie directed by the series creator, Rob Thomas, where Veronica ditches her potential new life as a high priced lawyer in the city and comes back to Neptune to save her ex Logan Eccles, who is accused of murder.
What is the post credit scene in Veronica Mars?
I feel like it's. Uh, it's, uh, Enrico Calatoni, Cal, Cal, Calatoni, Calatoni.
I don't know.I can't think of it while you're saying words.
It sounds like Stuart's brain has been caught in some kind of glitch loop where he can't quite get over the end of the name.Yeah.
You know, he plays the principal on the FX hit show, English teacher.Oh, he does?He does.Yeah.Uh, Also one of the aliens in Galaxy Quest.Plays an alien in Galaxy Quest.
He was on Just Shoot Me, played the photographer named Elliot, I believe.
I will never shoot you, Elliot.I love you.
Thanks, I appreciate that.I mean, it was a double meaning, both in the terms of like, ugh, get me out of here, but also like photography, because it's a fashion magazine.
Yeah, I don't get it.It's over my head.I'm more of a, you know, a simple guy.I'm a blue collar guy.So you're a Veronica's Closet guy.Yeah, I'm a Veronica's Closet guy.
That was for the working class, you know, working class guy.
Joe Schmo, you know, like me.I would say it's her dad and he's like sitting down to a really big hoagie or something.He's like, finally, there's time to eat this hoagie.
No, uh, this is a, uh, this is a comical post credit scene.Yep.Oh, you're saying the hoagie one would not have been comical.It would have been too serious.
I think with the actor of his caliber, I think he could pull it off.
Yeah, that's true.He could make that funny.Uh, but no, this is a callback to an earlier moment, uh, a surprise cameo.So again, you don't want spoilers.Don't listen, but, uh, it's James Franco in his trailer. Trying to think of words that rhyme.
Beloved actor James Franco.Everybody loves him.Yeah.
What a pleasant surprise that'd be.Not as beloved as he once was, but he was playing himself in Veronica Mars.You see him as himself in his trailer trying to think of words that rhyme with orange.
He's just listing out words, trying to rhyme them with orange.
Yeah, that's way funnier than my big sandwich bit.
I was going to say, I'd rather see the big sandwich.Yeah.
Yeah. Um, okay, well, let's wrap it up and then we can all go get a big sandwich.Um, this is, uh, the final one it's from just last year.It's a film called Wonka directed by Paul King.
It's a tale about how Willy Wonka used to be Timothee Chalamet, but what happens in the credits for Wonka?
You remember, did you see one?I did see Wonka and you know what?It worked better than I thought it would.
I saw it.I thought it was better than it was going to be.I personally have no memory of what happens in the credits.
I'm guessing like Hugh Grant and a bunch of other Oompa Loompas hang out or something.
It is a Hugh Grant based post credit scene.It's not that because this part where he goes, where he's, he buys the factory that's before the credits, right?Like that's not a post credits thing, right?
Uh, Grant, does he reveal he's actually like tall?
Yeah, that'd be crazy.Really tall the whole time.That's the twist.Yeah.
The whole movie, he's been handing people binoculars the wrong way around, so when they look at him, it looks like he's much smaller.
And he was saying that the process of making the Wonka movie was his favorite filming experience of all time, right?No, he was very grumpy about it, in fact.
I can understand.Was he ever on camera with another actor in that movie?Like, I imagine it was all green screen acting for him.
Likely so.Like, he does not seem to be the sort of man who would enjoy that sort of thing.
But at least he had a good time making Paddington 2, probably, right?
Yeah, I mean, that bear's amazing.
Well, he says that's his favorite one.
Yeah, I mean, he's great.Yeah, no, he's fantastic.
More than Mickey Blue Eyes?
More than Mickey Blue Eyes.Well, I'll tell you.I'll tell you what happened in Wonka since you've forgotten.Hugh Grant, as the Oompa Loompa, tells us what happens to some of the characters. Larry Chucklesworth, whoever the fuck that was.
Gets back together with his wife.Abacus of course played by mr. Carson from Downton Abbey returns to his family. And Scrubbit and Bleacher are arrested after a failed attempt to eliminate the evidence of their crime.So that's what happened in Wonka.
And with that, I think we can wrap up.We can go into our own credits.So I was pretty close, right?
Yeah, I thought Stuart did really well.Is it time to look at his score and see how well he did?
I think I did really good.Yeah, looking at the score, he got 800 out of 12.That's amazing.I'm not one of you like,
I'm not one of you like big city, educated city boys.I'm kind of like a blue collar, regular guy.
Yeah, you're from the sticks of Indiana.And yet, you know, all this stuff about movies.
Yeah, it's pretty impressive.So, uh, let's, uh, so did we, did we, is this, this is like a fact check, right?This is a, how many Pinocchios does the story that Stewart doesn't ever watch?Uh, post-credit scenes.
Yeah, you only get one Pinocchio for that one.
I mean, some of them you were clearly guessing at.I don't think this proves that you watched them.But you know what?We can no longer, this can no longer be part of the joke about Stuart, you know?Yeah.
He's shown us that at the very least, he doesn't watch them because he can usually guess what's going to happen.
What's great is now I can turn it off even like halfway through the movie.
We can wrap it up until the very next, the very next time that Stuart does this exact thing.
Just encouraging bad behavior, guys.
Yeah.As I've been trying to say, let's get into our own credits and, uh, and then call it a day for this mini, uh, we are a, uh, max fun podcast.If you go over to maximum fun.org, uh, you can see, uh, other podcasts on the maximum fun network.
Uh, I think I may have said.com last episode.Ooh, I hope I get fired for that blunder.Um, don't worry, Dan, you will be.
Uh, and also JK, JK, JK, JK, Dan's a co-owner.He can't, we can't fire him.We can just force him out.Right, Stu?
We can just make his life less fun until he gets out.
Oh, we've been doing that.
Uh, this podcast is also produced by Alex Smith.He goes by the name HowlDotty. on the Internet for making some rock music, for doing some Twitch streams, doing all sorts of stuff.You can look him up.But that's been our show for the Flophouse.
I'm Stuart Wellington.I'm Elliot Kaelin saying always stay through the credits and then a little bit longer until they kick you out of the theater.Bye.
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