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Who are these two idiots?
White dude and an Asian dude.You two are disgusting.You two are something.We're bad friends.Let me do the horn, will you?
But I learned about I tell you what, you know, how many I'll get.Let me ask you how many jazz musicians can you name?Every single one.Well, give me 10 Coltrane.What's his first name?John.That's very good.This guy, dude.Thanks.He knows everything.
Keep going, dude.Miles Davis.Good.Muddy Waters.He's not in that.Muddy Waters is blues.He's not jazz. Yeah.He's not in it.Okay.I refuse to let him in.Dizzy Gillespie.Dude, that was a good one, dude.Thank you.Dude, that's deep cut, dude.
Dizzy Gillespie.Go ahead, dude.Dizzy Gillespie.Yeah.Ella Fitzgerald.Ella Fitzgerald.Bro, deep cut.No, not really.Pretty mainstream.Go ahead.
Mike Martinville, there's no Mike Martinville.He used to be an insurance salesman.
There's no Mike Martinville.
Yeah.Hi, I'm Mike Martinville.Oh, yeah.
Okay, baby.You don't remember him?Oh, yeah.Avant Garde.Yeah, Avant Garde.Yeah. Is there a Mike Martin guy?I don't think so.That's him right there.Oh, there he is.Right there.Oh, Mike Martin.Okay.
He went to Vale.It's Martin Vale.No, he's hyphenated.He got married.He took her name.Super progressive for the 60s.What did you learn on this doc though?Ken Burns taught you what about jazz?What did you take away from it?
It sucks.It really legitimately sucks.No, jazz is great.It's terrible.But here's what I learned also.What I learned about it is, Man, it's terrible.And also, I mean, because I wanted to go through, I went through the whole thing.
And I was like, maybe this, from 1935 to 1940, maybe I'll like get into it.Right.But I never did.It never took.The only one that I really like is Billie Holiday, because she's so depressing.
Right.In my solitude.And I was like, kill yourself why don't you it's so depressing you think she's like a heroine but you don't say the same thing about rock music that does sad depressing stuff why you just don't like the physical music
I like her, Sarah Vaughan's okay, but I just went through the whole thing and it's like, I just asked myself why.Why?Yeah, yeah.Well, it touches people in a certain way.Well, you know, Louis, goddamn man.I know.What a guy.I know.
Died in 1971 and Duke Ellington died in 1974. I just memorized, I memorized.You just know when they die?No, I just kind of memorized random things, you know what I mean?Yeah, you should.In my mind, you know what I mean?
So he died in 74 and pretty good.You know, a modern day guy is a guy named Wynton Marcellus.
I've seen him on Kill Tony.
No.He's good.Yeah, no, he is good.That guy, dude. He is pretty good, dude.Look at him.His style is great.
And then he had a brother named Brandon or Brandon Marcellus?Marcellus Wallace.Oh, from Pulp Fiction.Marcellus Wallace is good.Yeah, I heard it.Yeah, yeah.Very funny joke.Did not like it.
And that band-aid on his neck, that's where he puts the fucking trombone.He can blow from the back of his neck?Yeah, yeah, yeah.He's a dolphin.You know he's half dolphin?Yeah.
Yeah, I almost watched Pulp Fiction last night we're at the house that we stayed in had a little movie theater and instead we watch there was a vote on what to watch and My vote didn't win, but I really thought it was going what do they want to watch?
One guy wanted Terminator, another guy wanted Pulp Fiction, another guy wanted Wolf of Wall Street, and I wanted Wayne's World, but Wolf of Wall Street won.
Wayne's World is so funny.It's so funny.It's a great one.Front to back is one of the funniest movies, the amount of lines.But yes, I wanted something uplifting.Wolf is actually super funny, it's just I wanted wackadoo funny.Right.
But dude, I forgot how funny Wolf was.It's pretty good.I forgot the scene with McConaughey is so unbelievably funny.
Yeah, when he's doing Rudy Tudor's when he's you'll be so mad at me right now, dude.I never saw the movie You've never seen Wolf of Wall Street, I refuse why I don't like wolves I Really don't I don't like wolves.
I don't like that creature You know me I like dogs.Yeah, I mean, but I'll watch dogs of Wall Street.Yeah.Yeah, that'd be fun right little poodle.I mean I Just a boardroom of dogs barking?Yeah, yeah.I'd watch that.
NASDAQ or whatever, you know, because they're in the wrong street.Whatever, you know.What do you do?What is that?
Did you hear about this?How Brittany Furlan's dog got attacked by a coyote and it's all over the news today.
What do you mean got attacked like in their house at the oh my god in their house?Yeah, whoa it's a guy in its mouth.Yeah, right there That's fucking wild and then what happened is the dog alive it died.
I think we can't leave the dogs out She says they're safe.
Yeah, Nina was saying I gotta call her I gotta know should I call her can we play that song while she answers the phone?
She's not gonna pick up for me
I'm gonna play Who Let The Dogs Out.
Dude, wait, before, dude.But let me get a hold of her first and then play it.Hold on.But let me get a hold of her, try to get her.Yeah, before, before, hold on.Hold on, hold on.
Is she gonna be mad?Is this mean?Is this mean?
No, the dog's alive.The dog's alive.
It's very funny though.Please pick up.Britney, please pick up.
Wait, is she still there?Hello?Brittany.We love you.We're just calling to make sure everything is okay.
Well, hold on.That's amazing.
Well, who did let him out, though?
You know, that's so scary and sad, though.Eat your pizza, fat ass.
That's my favorite.Oh, there's a Britney for a lot really for long.
She can call me back Hello, oh my god, you're the devil what what do you mean?
We love you.We love you so much.We just wanted to make sure the dog was okay.Okay.
Yeah, she's good.Good.Psycho.
Yep.I know, but we just saw the video.We didn't know about it.And it must be because we have dogs.It must have been a town.So sorry.I'm so sorry.
But we have to laugh at pain.Yeah, we have to laugh at pain and the dog didn't die.
No, I fucking pulled her out of its mouth.
Is she injured?Oh my God.Look at it.Oh my God.Look at it.Oh, it's so bad.I'm so sorry.
She's like, I'm gonna take her to the vet.She doesn't have any like puncture wounds or anything, but when I touch her she's starting to cry.
So I think she might have something going on.I'm sorry.We're sorry.We're sorry.Can I ask you, what are you wearing while you're out there?In a robe. I thought you were like you're not doing yoga or anything I'm sorry.We're sorry.We're so sorry.
Where's Tommy during this since it was playing drums Okay, well tell him we said hi we love you so much you're on bad friends.Hey watch wait wait What's your podcast called with Brittany?
This is the worst.Check their podcast out.
Yeah.And we and we did.We are.We were.We wanted to send you love.We were initially called to say we were happy.The dog's OK.But I just I had I had we had to play the song just to show you some love.
You guys are literally Satan.OK, I love you.Bye.
The dog's alive.It's alive.Rudy, you know what I mean?
But who let the dogs out? This is a big nightmare for me.This is nightmare fuel for us.Honestly, every time.So now at night, this is during the day, which is even more insane, but they live in the hills where there's way more coyotes by you.
So down by us, they sometimes get around the neighborhood, but at night now, I walk with the dog in my arm, put her down to pee and pick her right back up.I used to let her out, but now I don't let her out anymore.Yeah.
Because neighbors have complained about coyotes everywhere.Isn't a cannibalistic?A coyote eating a dog?
Well, they're the same species.It's like eating a monkey. We ate monkey last week.Oh, that's right.It was delicious.
Yeah, it was a really good monkey, a spider monkey.
It was so good.It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.They're fun to catch.They are.You gotta climb the tree, right?They made that noise.You know what I mean?And they hate it.But my point is, dude, I just saw a video.Did you ever see?Did I send you this?
Oh, my God.I saw a video of a man eating a monkey.It was terrifying.Pull it up.
On TikTok, I saw like a man cooking a turtle.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.What do you mean?It's the greatest app ever created.Yeah, yeah.You can see a man eating a turtle.I got it, I got it.I got the monkey one.You wanna see it?We'll send it to Carlos so he can play it for us.
All right, so send this to... In the meantime, Jules, what's going on?Take a bite of that pizza.I know that's so good, isn't it?
So good.It's one of my favorites.Is this your favorite, the Naughty Pie?
Naughty Pie's my favorite, by far.It's not even close.
It's not even close.They're contending with some of my... Here we go, here we go, here we go.Oh, no.
Snacking on some monk.Yeah.Yeah.The spine.That's where the meat is.The spine.It's insane, dude.As he's eating him, he's like, I miss you, George.Yeah, I was curious, George.Curious, George.Yeah.There he was.He got too curious, George.
I wanna add, my aunt in the Philippines, she had a dog and then the dog escaped. Went missing yeah, yeah, yeah, and then there was like like after a week.There was a party Like her birthday party or something stop stop Except for that.
I love it.I think I know this is gone.I can we guess or no yeah, all right, so Dogs missing yeah, didn't know that was a party.Okay.What kind of part?Who's is a birthday party?Oh?
I think it was hers, I don't remember, but there was a party.
And people were just, party, right?Oh boy, I'm hungry, are you hungry?Hungy.Hungy.Hungy, hungry.Oh, did you get a Jollibee?Who got Jollibee, anybody?Nobody got Jollibee, oh fuck.
And then her father said like, oh, try this.
Oh, okay.What's his name, the father?When someone says, try this.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Try this.In the middle of the party, he has to yell it because there's a lot of party.Everyone, try this!Try this!Yeah, yeah.Music stops, DJ stops, right?
And then they look at the dad and do they go, what is it?
Yeah, she asked like, what is it?And then he just said chicken.It's just chicken.
Just chicken.Just chicken.Out of nowhere, chicken?
Just out of the blue, chicken.So she ate it.Where'd you get the chicken?
I don't know, but she ate it and she said, oh, it's really good.
And then the father laughed and said, oh, it's your dog.
Oh my god!Which is the oldest prank in the- It's the oldest trick in the book!It's the oldest prank in the book.It's really a fun- it's a fun prank.
People think it tastes like a cross between beef and mutton.Very fat.Wow.Terrible.Would you be mad?
If you ate my fucking dog?But in that context.Oh, if someone fed me my dog?You're having a party.Yeah.Right?I come in.Yeah.Hey!Eat this!Right?And it's my dog?And then you ask me?Yeah. What is this?Chicken.Oh.It's fucking chicken, dude.It's dark.
Eat it now.I'm delicious.Yeah, yeah.And I go, ha, ha, ha.Me and Carl Carls, are you there? Yeah, obviously.You're obviously there.You have to help.Who else helped do it?Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, would you help?No, McCone wouldn't help.Well, what did you do?Did you crock pot it?Did you put it in the oven?I want to know how you made it.We boiled it.You boiled it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Terrible.
Terrible.Yeah, and then you ate it.And then I go, it's your dog.Let me, tell me the consequences now.
I'll tell you the direct steps of action.Tick, tick, tick.I walk in the kitchen, grab a knife, thing.And I stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.I stab you to death.And then I serve you at your own funeral.
Oh, a wall, dude.That's really... Pretty good.Yeah, that's, you know, it was a prank, dude.A little too far.It was a prank.See, some people can't take pranks.That's right.
You know, it's like, you know that sometimes, you know that tree prank where people are like a tree or a bush?And they scare people.And people walk by, and people, their general reaction is, ha ha ha, you got me, right?
But sometimes you'll see a guy kick him.Yeah.Right?And like, oh, you can't take it, that's you.
Kick the tree guy?Yeah, you're the kick the tree guy.There's one clip on the internet that tree guy jumps out at a handicapped girl and he feels terrible.I love it.He scares her, she starts crying.Let's see it.It's awful.I love it.This is awful.
Did I scare you? What an asshole.See?Now this is why guys like me kick the Bushman.Because you do that to a handicapped girl and you ruin her day.How do you feel now, pal?How do you feel now, pal?
He wants to watch it again.
Can we play to the end now?Where's the feeling bad part?Does he come out?
I tried to scare you, man.Is she okay?
Is she all right?Sorry about that.No problem.That's just going to ruin that guy's day.
Can I throw something out there?I don't know if it's that popular.Something.A popular idea, but forget it. Go ahead.No, go ahead.I don't want to give it a go.Let's give it a go.Yeah, yeah.It's a process of elimination.
You think this is Darwinism?I just think, you know, survival.I don't know.Survival of the take the joke is the best?Okay, got it.Yeah, yeah.If you can't take a prank, you don't deserve to live.
That's not what I was saying.Prank or die.That's not what I was saying.
Welcome back to prank or die. Anyway, wow, that's incredible.I don't like the Bushman prank.You know what I do like though?Even as a golfer, I like the guys that go to the public course and they honk their air horns while the guys are on the tee box.
They get so mad.I think it's so funny and they freak the fuck out.These guys, they'll do this in LA.They go to these golf courses and they hide behind a wall of trees and then as soon as the guys are swinging, watch this.
I've always wanted one of those outfits.Me too.Can you get me one of those guys?
The real flagrant ones, the guys will be standing there.
They'll just stand.Push pause for a second.Can you push pause for a second?Would that bother you?
It would shock me the first time, then I would realize someone's obviously fucking with me.Would it bother you?
Uh, a little bit.I don't think a little.
No, but then I would know it's a prank and you'd get over it at some point.No, that's the top one.
If they do it the whole time though, like the whole game.
Oh yeah, it would drive me nuts.Well, they're not there the whole time. Uh-oh.By the way, the Asian, the guy that picked us up today, the driver that picked us up from the airport.Yeah.He, he, dude, that's why I love Asians.I love Asians.Okay, good.
This is, seriously, you know.You're my favorite people on earth.He's an Uber driver.He was in the non-Uber lane.He was in the lane he's not supposed to pick people up in.Cop comes over, starts yelling at him, pretends he doesn't speak English.
He was like, um, uh, I, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and the guy's like, what don't you understand?I'm calling the cops.And he's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, then we get in the car.He's like, sorry about all that.
It's the best.Cause otherwise, if the guy says anything, he's racist.Yeah.We've been racist to the guy.He's just an Uber driver.Doesn't speak English. Perfect.I wish I could still do that.
You can you can get away with it Sometimes people know who I am so you never know I guess but back in the day Yeah, do it all the time all the time like during fucking Virginia Tech.What do you think I did? Me no.Yeah, Korean, I Chinese.
Right?You could do that.Yeah.Not anymore.You're too famous.You're too famous.
Yeah, I get asked about, people ask about you so much now.It's like- They love you, dude.Really pissing me off.I was telling you that yesterday, dude.They love you.
It is nice.It is nice, isn't it?
Eat your pizza.I wanna know what's going on in your world for real though.Take a bite.No, take a bite.What is this?I saw her. This is fantastic.This is fantastic.I, too, love Chinese food.I, too, love Chinese food.
I know you do.I know you do.I, too, love Chinese food.Yeah.But you know in five years what she's going to be.Where?It's a fetish. Yeah, in five years, dude, she can be living in fucking Thailand, dude.Really?
She can have long fingernail all painted in fucking pink, hot pink.Wow.Right?She's gonna have a weird surgery.She is.She is?Yeah, yeah.You think this girl, that's the path she's taking?Yeah, yeah.
She's gonna have a boyfriend that has a moped for sure. Get down.Beep beep.
And this is a fetish.Intro to fetish.It's also a dark path she's leading.Really?We have to stop it now.
We have to cut this off?No.I think you gotta let her run.Oh, you do?Yeah.Why?Well, you like white girls.Why can't Chinese guys have white girls? So you're blocking Chinese from getting wickers?I don't, yeah.
You only like it- If it was, I like Korean food, that'd be better.There is not, that song doesn't exist.It doesn't, yeah.Alice in Gold.
Alice in Gold.It's a deep, okay.Well, it's from a long time ago.What, Billboard Hot 100 Singles, what the fuck?Wow.It entered the Billboard Hot 100 Singles, dude.Click on her profile, where is she now?Yeah, where is she now?
I bet you she's in Thailand.
Did she release another single?It did not chart. It was just the alphabet, a portion of it.God.She does know that someone already captivated that market, you know?Yeah.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G. The guy that wrote that, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, billionaire.Really?
Billionaire. I don't even know if I know the song anymore.
A, B, C, D, E, F. There's another TikTok song about A, B, C, D, F, G, too.
A, B, C, D, E, F, you and your mom and your sister.
Okay.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Whoa, dude.I don't like that kind of stuff.I don't like that.It's too aggressive.I don't like that kind of stuff.Yeah.F you and your mom and your sister?
What about your brother and your dad? I think she also says that yeah, she got to get the whole family.What's that that I don't like That's the music video for what?Hey, oh, yeah, you were wrong about the fetish.
Oh, yeah What I wasn't wrong It went it went darker than I thought Yeah, now I know what happened right it was like Asians were her like, you know, um cigarette right, right Intro.Yeah, she's like 14, you know, yeah, I like Chinese food, right?
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Is Asian fetish really bad?Like, what if they really, like, love the person?
It's impossible to like Asians that much.It's incredible.It's impossible to like Asians that much.
No, I mean, that's not true, to say that.It's impossible to love Asians, that much is not a truth.It's the most insane thing I've ever heard.
Of course, you're kidding.No, what do you mean?Is it bad to fetishize?
They have an Asian fetish, but once they meet up and get together, they actually love the person.
But they just also just like the Asian side.
But when you say fetish, I think he's saying when you fetishize something, it's almost like you... Doesn't make any sense to me.You don't respect it.So it's like you only like peanuts. Oh, is that right?Zoom in.And you're eating peanuts.
It's a desire with gratification strongly linked to a particular object, activity, the part of the body other than the sexual organs.So you're fetishizing something.
Yeah, but without the race or whatever that is, you wouldn't like them.Right.So you like the thing.So that has to be a part of it.Do you have any fetishes?
Well, I mean, I feel like the numbers don't lie.You know what I mean?We're doing pretty good.Oh, well, the girl that you met yesterday, would you think she was white?
What was she last yesterday?
But yes, there's a white fetish for minorities to like whites is, of course, a white fetish.There's there's minority women that that have fetishes for white.
There's a girl that I'm seeing now that her previous last four boyfriends, she's white, have been Asian. Yeah.Either half or full, right?
This goes both ways on all sides.
Everyone has a, if that's your flavor, the Kardashians.They only date black guys, except for the one.Which one?I don't know the name.There's one girl that doesn't date black guys.She's married to the guy, the white guy on the show.
I mean, he painted himself enough.
What are you trying to say?
I got it.He has so much tattoos that he's trying to be black.Or he's not white anymore.Completely white.Yeah.
Yeah.Jesus Christ.Jesus Christ, look at that.That is legit.Yeah.That's cool.That's all of them.That's all of them.You think that's sexy?
Wow. You're full.You ever go to a tattoo artist, he goes, you're full.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, you're done.The tattoos on the head thing is mind-blowing to me.That would hurt so much.
Well, you never had a tattoo, right?No, but I just- It doesn't hurt.The head tattoo's gotta hurt.I don't know, people go, it doesn't, have you had a tattoo?No.It doesn't really hurt that much.The head's gotta hurt.
Look at this, the temple- The eyeballs, maybe, but not the head, right?
This temple is so sensitive.Well, maybe, maybe you're right.I mean, I don't want it, I'm not gonna do it.I just can't, I can't imagine
The most sensitive areas are your neck, your vagina, your butthole, the back of your front of your knees and your feet.Yeah.That's why when you see those, is it- The tongue.The Maori, is it the Maori people that get the- All right.
That must be so painful right here because it goes from your lip to your neck line.Do people get them on their gums? People get them in their mouth all the time.On the gums.
They say it doesn't hurt.
You don't have any tattoos?Oh, wow, look at that.That looks cool, dude.You have a what?The black?
The one that has the tattoo.
What, because I have gingivitis?What are you talking about, dude?Dude, this guy.Do you have gingivitis?What is wrong with you today?
I already told you I have a bad, some bad things are happening and then you're like, and then you're just attacking me like that.He's not attacking you.
You do have gingivitis. Do I look like I have black gums?No!Honestly.No, they're like brown.
Yeah, but is that bad?They're not black, they're Mexican.I know, but have you looked at- no, I'm not being paranoid.Your teeth look totally normal to me.
Yeah, so you never- because you never said anything like, hey, dude, you should get that- Let me see, smile.You have great teeth.Yeah, but what the fuck are you saying then?He's just egging you on.A joke about that.
Okay.Do you ever go to the dentist?No.
Yes.The guy from Glendale, whatever.You've seen that guy, right?
Yeah, I like him.How often?It's been like eight years, but... Yeah.
Oh, there's a tooth hanging out right now.
Yeah, yeah.Be honest with me.
Yeah.Have you flossed ever?I flossed lately, yes.Now, I get it.
I've been trying to, yeah.How many days a week, really?Because of the beef... Well... Come on. What?So in Hawaii, they had that dried beef jerky.You have like crispy beef jerky chips.I love that.Right?Yeah.
But for some reason they get lodged in between my teeth and they stay in there for like three days.No, no, no, no.
Buddy, you got to floss it out.
I know, but so one had been, and she, and I was with somebody and she was like, it smells like that beef jerky.I haven't had beef jerky in three days.
You're like, I know, isn't it good?
Yeah, yeah.And then I realized there was in between my teeth, beef jerky, so I tossed them out.
That happens.That's not embarrassing.That happens all the time.Beef jerky in the teeth?That happens to all of us.All the time.Yeah.Okay?
You're not alone on this island.
Yeah, you feel better?I guess you're right.Thank you.Yeah, I just, you know, you attack me with that.Who, me?No, he's attacking the shit out of you today.What's your deal?Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people?
I don't know, I just feel good.You feel...
Is that what it is when you feel good you like to attack, huh?Yeah, it's so fun.It's never him though.
Have you noticed that I'm not complaining I'm grateful to be here, but I'm just saying I love the show and I love you guys But it just I just kind of I look at and I go why him why not him I mean talk shit about me Yeah, but he never not on this show though Yeah, when I'm not around you go.
Hey Andrew your skin's too pink go ahead.Oh
Because to do Andrew is scarier than you.
Thank you.Oh, that's right.So if everyone... Let's get into that.
If people don't know about the show, what do you do with your face?
I'm just waiting to hear what you have to say.Right, so the power dynamics of the show is... What?
Here we go.So the power of the dynamics of the show is Andrew is... Let's suppose that this is a kingdom, right?That he would be the... The king?The false king. Right?He's like the false king.He's the king, but not like blood.
He doesn't have royal blood.That's a redhead thing?No, it's not a redhead attack.Like I'm not born pure?Wow.Like I'm a mutt?Well, the blood's not pure, no.
Yeah.And that's not, you're the king.I just gave you the props.And what are you?That's exactly what I'm saying.I'm the king.Okay. I have pure blood, dude.Yeah, yeah.But I let you, you know what I mean, sit on the throne, right?
I let him sit on the throne, and I'm like, kind of like, you know who I am?Louis XV.No, Aragorn.I don't know who that is.From Lord of the Rings.He's supposed to be the king, right?Strider.Right?
I'm supposed to be king, but I'm out, you know what I mean?You do have a lot of similarities to kings.
Bloated.Gout ridden.Yeah, yeah.But here's the, there we go.Okay. Look up fattest king.Yeah, there you are.Beep, bop, boop.It is in yellow, ironically.There you are.
Henry VIII, right?He was a glutton.Wasn't Henry VIII like the fattest fucking king of all time?That's him.Look at the size of this moose.
So anyway, let's be real.You're the king.No.You're the real king.No, here's the power dynamic for the show, okay?Is you are the boss.
So I know it's a 50-50 enterprise.Mm-hmm.But I let you, I don't let you, you make most of the decisions. Am I not right?Let's be honest.
Well, someone has to get up and do it exactly and I let you do it No, no, I have to do it.
I don't do it.It doesn't happen.
I also go do it.No, you never have Yeah, I go Get it.No.Yeah, you're too lazy to do it.It's not that's not it.That is no I'm a guy that goes, you know, I mean, I understand but I'm gonna let him have make the decisions
That's not true.You don't have the knowledge of the wherewithal.In fact, you don't even communicate with your fucking assistant of your own schedule.How could you make decisions if you don't even know how to schedule your own life?
I purposely do that so I give you the fucking- No, you do that because you're fucking lazy.
I'm not here- Dude, bro.You started this.I'm not- No- You fucking started all this.Fuck off.Dude, I'm not- Dude, I'm not- Did I start this?I'm not- You fucking started it.I'm not starting anything.
I'm just telling you what the power dynamics of the show.I'm letting the people know how the show is run.They know. They all fucking know.Okay.I wouldn't, I don't know.
Do you think they think?That's what I don't know and I want to know.You think they think the slept king is the organizer?They know not.Okay.They know not to know.They know not to know.Yeah.
They know that you are a beautiful entity that needs its beauty rest.Right.
And I like to organize.Right.So you're the organizer, right?It is a 50 50 enterprise.What are you laughing at?
On camera. What are you saying off-camera?It's not off-camera.It's you don't you don't organize any of this bullshit.No, but it's a 50-50 Talent what yes talent wise?Yeah, we're yeah, you're my brother.All right.Well, and also, okay 45 45 10 Right.
She's very talented very talented.She's an important part of the show and these three guys take him or leave him Yeah, and then these guys act as buffoons puppets
No, these guys act as a very integral part of the organization.We need them.We need them very much.So in terms of my relationship with them, they're pretty much, aside from Andreas, these two are more handlers for me.
You're the wacky uncle who comes into town.This is what pissed me off today.I'm going to just get into it.Let's get into it.I'll show it. I'll show it right here, dog.So shoot move to 730 tonight, he says.
But then I emphasized it two hours later because he did.
With exclamation marks, which made me mad.
Yeah, you know, you can't do that.
You can't do that.That doesn't make sense.Because I said to you that like he already gave me the information.Yeah, I just like I don't act that, you know, I'm in direct contact with him 24 7.Oh, what about David Spade? I slept through that.
I made a mistake, but that has nothing to do with me not knowing.
I would get in trouble for that, is what I'm saying.So I wanted to be on top of it.Andrew would get mad at me if you were here at a weird time.
Okay.I don't know why you brought up Spade.That was a bad move.
It was evidence.Why?It was evidence.
Because why are you poking the bear?
You're poking the bear, dude.Because he was really- Is he?
He was- Should I get mad?
Should I get mad?Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You're poking the bear, dude.Why'd you bring that up?
Bro, what did you do before the shoot?
You peed on, this one, we're on right now.
I can't believe, bro.Bro.Bro.I can't believe that you are, you're soaked with lies.Dude, you're the lying fucking gesture.In this kingdom, you're the lying gesture, dude.And you, dude, some people, you're the guillotine, dude.
In the medieval times, you'd be the guillotine.What are you trying to accuse me of?
Peeing on the court jester's coach.Okay.
Say what you're claiming.Yeah, what are you claiming?
He peed on my Mercedes!That he bought me, basically.What?
He peed on your car?That I bought.Do you have any proof of this?
Uh, I took a video of Andres looking at a puddle, and we can go lick it and see if it tastes like pee.
Send McCone out there to lick it. Go lick no Wait a minute.
You're claiming that Bobby urinated on your vehicle Yeah, and like where you would pump the gas too, so I have to touch that area Bob Did you pee on his car did you you saw me here right?
I didn't see you pee on his car No, but did you see yeah, so you had your eyes on me the whole time.I've seen you the whole time right yours I didn't see it.
I didn't see that and case is closed and that I apologize I just feel like no I'll be in this kingdom is so corrupt I apologize, dude.For being soaked in lies.
I'm a Menendez brother now, dude.I'm gonna watch it.
I haven't seen the documentary.I'm gonna do it tonight.I can't wait to see it.I'm gonna watch it tonight, but I apologize, please.
Interesting.No, dude.I can't you peed on my car.I didn't pee on your car, dude.You know what?
I didn't pee on your car!You're telling everyone I peed on your car!I did not pee on your car!
That's illegal too.What?It's public indecency or whatever.
I didn't pee on your car!Apologize!I'm sorry, sir.Okay, I peed on your car. I peed on your car, dude.I peed on your car.That was a good liar.Yeah, yeah.Hey, what?What were you gonna say?
I was just gonna say that Tito Bobby has a tendency to do that because he even pees on a cup in his room.
Yes, he will pee in a cup in his room.Okay, what?Sometimes.
Well... That's next level.
I don't pee in the cup in my room.
That's crazy.Okay, when in the garage in your gaming room where I have to clean... Okay, back then I did.
You're saying the past.A couple years ago.Yeah, yeah.Because it was so far down and I'm playing, listen, when you're playing Warzone with your, with your fire team.You can't walk away.Right.And I'm like, and I had to pee real bad.I'm like, hold up.
Right.And I'm like, I'll crouch down and then I'll, you know, pee in a cup.I'm here.I'm still here.Right.And then I'll pee and then I'll go, I'll do this later.What kind of cup? Like a- Sometimes it was like- Coffee cup?
No, sometimes a coffee cup, but sometimes also like, sometimes it was like an empty bottle of water, like plastic.Wow, you can get it in there?
You have a thin dick, dude.All right.I have a thin dick, right?That's rude.I've seen it, it's great.All right, what you're doing is rude.I didn't- I'm sorry.
He did pee on your car, it was very funny.
We were laughing so hard.
We did it as a joke.I go where the laugh is.He goes right for the laugh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.I apologize.
Also, then be honest on your side.If we're gonna be honest over here that he peed on your car, he did not pee on, he peed on your tire.Yeah.He peed on your wheel.
Am I wrong?I think you are, actually.
Just above the tire and it hit the body of the car.
I wanted to get the whole tire.
Half a tire dude if you don't if you don't he's right though.
Yes, so at the top well cuz angle-wise it has to go Yeah, I mean I could have opened the door and peed inside It was that would that would that would have been bad that would have been bad.
Yeah, you're welcome then.
Thank you It was unlocked.Yeah, he could have crossed the line there.Yeah, I'm sorry.Where's the weirdest place you've peed What's the strangest in a mouth you have peed in someone's mouth I Have you have you peed on somebody?Yeah, you've done that.
Yeah, and they said please pee on me They were like into I know where I peed and I can't say I'm gonna use all over the place.I'm gonna and please I'm gonna get so much trouble Displate!
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I peed right on the side of the stage.
Yeah, because have you been there?Yeah.So you have to walk to the backstage.There's no bathroom back there.The only way to go to the bathroom is through the front of the fucking venue.And you had to pee so bad.
So I'm back there and they're about to bring me up and I'm like, oh fuck, I gotta pee.And I just peed on the wall.Wow.Yeah, yeah.A lot? As much as I peed on his car.That's a lot.That was a lot.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It was a huge puddle.
In my mind, I was like, while I was on stage, I was like, I'm going to clean it when I get off.I was going to spray it down.With what?With a hose nearby?No, like a bottle of water or whatever.Just to wash it away?Yeah, wash it away, yeah, yeah.
And I completely forgot.Well, you know now.Sorry.Yeah, but I love that club.Please, I'm going to work it again.I'll never do that again.Okay.Okay, okay.Where's the weirdest place you've peed?
I'm a girl, I can't just be anywhere.I wish I had a dick.
No, you don't wish you did had a dick.You don't.
Or like a dick... Yeah, dick tube?Yeah, dick tube.A piss tube.
You guys should have a piss tube.They make those. Oh, that's cool.
You're gonna get one of those.
That's pretty cool.You can pee anywhere.Yeah.I was on a radio station once and my ass crack was so exposed on their white couch that it left a brown streak, right?
And so then the next time I was at the radio station, they got a new couch, but they cut out the streak and they framed the fucking.That's really cool.It was really in my honor.
Would you ever get a piercing on your balls?
That would be cool, Tito Bobby.
People pierce their nuts all the time.No, no, no.The Prince Albert goes through your wiener, but the other one just goes through your balls.Scrotum piercing.That'd be tight, a little dumbbell right there.
Or just like a little nose ring, but on your balls.
There's like a porn guy that I remember that had- Wait, go back to that other one.
There's a porn guy that has- The piercings.In a weird way, that could be like Dune part three's fucking poster. In a weird way, right?Dune three, you know what I mean?Well, that'd be dune two.Whoa, look at those hills.What?That's dune two, two rings.
That's dune two, two rings, yeah, yeah.Wow, look at that.Okay.That's a, this is a thing that, oh my God.Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.No thanks.Yeah, pass.I pass on that.You know what we should do?We should get your tongue pierced, Bob.No, I'm not.Please.
No, I'm not getting pierced.That's a stupid thing.How about your nose?I don't want to do any of that.Your septum, you'll never see.Yeah, I'm not, what?
I've had it pierced. When did you have your ear pierced?Right here, this one.You can even feel the cartilage.Right here.
I never knew you with an ear piercing.
You never wore an earring when I met you.
No, I did it when I was 17.That's rad, huh?
Yeah, I had a little bad boy.Yeah, yeah.Was it both pierced or just one?
What?Both or just one?Just one.
And then my dad was just so mad about it.What?We were eating Bibimbap and he looks at me and he goes, oh yeah, you're gay. Like, I'm not gay, nor is he gay.He kept saying that.
He's right.Yeah.Why was it that your left side was not gay, your right side was gay when we were a kid?Why was that a whole thing?Both was fine, left was fine, right was gay.Who started that?That's something that she doesn't know about.No.
Yeah, when we were kids, if you had one in your right ear only, it was gay.If you had one in your left, it was straight.But if you had both, it was totally fine.Oh, it's called the gay ear myth?
Yeah.Signaling.Signaling, oh.
Rich history of jewelry being shown off to show wealth, nobility, or status, but then it was used to show off sexual preference.
So this was like a code.It was like tipping.
The effects of the gate here.
It became common for men to secretly communicate their sexuality by wearing an earring in their right ear.By the 90s, it had become so widely accepted as a secret code that it was an article about it in the New York Times.
After that, there weren't many questions about which ear was the gay ear, left or left for straight men, right for gay men.Interesting.But you know who can pull it off without sexual orientation ties?Who?Black dudes.
There'd be black dudes when we were young that would have a right earring in and no one would say anything.
Yeah.Dude, I just got a fucking text that made me so mad.
I left $3,000 in my hotel.
Why did you have $3,000 cash in your hotel?
I love cash.What would you need three grand for?Well, because sometimes my cards don't work.How much are you eating?A lot.Well, you're not going out drinking.You're not going out gambling.Yeah.What do you need that much cash for?
There's no chance you're spending three grand on dinner.
Well, you should feel unsafe because you just lost it.
No, I left it in the safe. I left it in the safe, that makes me feel good.How do they know?Did somebody open the safe and find it?No, I left the hotel, came back to LA, and I go, fuck, I left $3,000 in the safe.
They're never gonna give it back to you.So I just, then we went out to them and goes, here's this code, there's some money in there.And they're like, well, we'll just put it back into his credit card.Can they do that?
I think maybe, I mean, that seems strange.Could they do that? Can they do that?
It seems shady.It seems shady.
But it's the Ritz.Oh, they'll do it for you.
They'll do it, right?They'll do it for you.Yeah, they're a high-end- A five-star hotel would do it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Any other stars, you're not getting that much.So I should do that.I think that's fine.
Or they say, we'll send you a check, but I'll just put it back into the thing then.Put it back into the thing.Yeah, okay, good, good.Put it back into the thing.Yeah.
Here's another thing, and this is a dangerous path, and I'm gonna just show you, because I don't know what else to talk about.
This is what I've been doing all day.
I'm pretty sure... What is that?Send the photo to Carlos.
Jules, what's been going on with you though?Is there any new news to share?
I think I have narcolepsy.
Tell me about the narcolepsy.
Well, my aunt, she also has narcolepsy, and she gave me a medicine for it, and then she just said to try this, because I'm always so tired.I feel so heavy in the morning.My brain is just always so empty.
Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
No, but I can sleep anywhere immediately.
Like right now, you could go to sleep?
Yeah, she has a sleep thing, for sure.So do you.No, but she can sleep right now.So can you.That's right.
What is this thing?Guess.I mean is it a mold of your penis?Are you molding your penis?No, no, I'm not molding your penis, no.
This is what I've been making.
What have you been making?
What the fuck are you talking about?Kava, dude.What kava?The root.What are you doing?Are you making drugs?Is this new drugs?
Is it new drugs I don't know about?
It's not a drug.I'll tell you what happened.So I'm in Hawaii, okay?And I'm with Gene.
You're my buddy Gene?Yeah.Yeah, yeah.And we're at The Cove. Yeah, the best acai bowls, don't you think?In Hawaii.Okay.Okay.So, you know, we're regulars there.So, you know, they came up to us and they're like, here's some of this.
And it's like a glass of like muddy water.Uh-huh.That.Kava.Yeah, and I drank it.And we were both like, you're not high, but we were just like, It's supposed to, it's a calming agent.
And so I got some kava and I brewed some at home.So it's a root, it's a kava root.It's a root, yeah.And you break it down and- You don't get high.Did you strain that in- You're supposed to strain it, but I didn't have a cloth strainer.
It's cheesecloth.Yeah, cheesecloth.It's called a cheesecloth, yeah.So I used a t-shirt.I thought it's the same kind of theory.
There you go.Drinking kava during recovery, is it a relapse? Is it?No.
Nope.It can affect the brain similarly to alcohol and narcotics, but... It could be a helpful tool in managing cravings.Right.
Alternative to consuming alcohol or illicit drugs, it's a healthy alternative.
So I drank some last night before I went to bed, and I slept for like 14 hours.Give me some of your kava.Dude, kava's the best.Do Bobby Kava. Yeah.I'm Bobby Kava.Yeah.I'll give you the powder.You can make it at home.Got it.Yeah.
I can make it myself.You don't have to go buy Kava root somewhere.No, I have the powder.Do you order it off Amazon or something?No, I got it at the Cove.Oh, you brought it back.Yeah.I brought it back with me.
Did you clarify that when you got to the border?
You didn't declare it, did you?
Well, now you've outed yourself.Arrest me for Kava powder.But you can buy some Kava powder here online. It's totally legal, right?Totally legal.Yeah, yeah.But it really helped me with my sleep.
I took mushrooms the other night.That's helped me with my sleep.Whoa.It was great.I hadn't taken mushrooms in a long time.Like a lot?No, just a little bit.We had just a little something, something.It really jazzed me up.
No, no, no.We were in the woods.
Oh, why is it when you're super drunk you call me because I love you, but it's weird I love you, and then whenever you call you you're with friends.You always got a little Chinese guy.
I didn't say that Yeah, I Little man, you know I mean no I said you guys all laugh right.What's up?
Not true.See now you're lying to the audience No, what do you do though?I call you, but you say little things first of all first of all when I called you I I don't call you all the time like that because I don't like to call you when I'm drunk.
You call me on stage too.I love calling you on stage.Yeah, yeah.But I called you because I was with friends and we were talking about you and my friends were saying how much they love you and I was like, well, I want to call them.
Yeah, because- I always call you back.You always.
Well, you answered that time and then I was in fear for my life for a second of it.
I was tripping a little bit.
Not seeing things, I was just feeling the wave.When you're out just sort of like playing around, it takes you away from what is really important, I think.
The quiet times. like sitting there with a girl looking in your eyes, right?And sometimes you maybe attach heads in bed, right?And you can make little nicknames.Nicknames.Hey, Mongo.You know what I mean?You kind of hit your head against hers.Mongo.
Yeah, Mongo.Mongo, Mongo.Hey, Mongo.Right?And go.What?
It's a love tap.It's a love tap.You go, hey, Mongo.Like that, right? And they're like, ow, right?Shh, Mongo, shh, Mongo, quiet.Yeah, Mongo quiet, right?Quiet Mongo.Yeah.Mongo, get me.No, seriously.I love you.You have to say that.You have to say it.
I love being with you.Head bump.Right?Yeah.Make me a sandwich.Can you please make me a sandwich?You miss the quiet time.Yeah, I like those times, right?And then- Let's get you back.Or, you know, when you're watching something with somebody, you know?
You're watching it, like a sunset.
Yeah.You miss those.I miss it.Let's put it out to the world.Like last night, you know.You're ready.So I was watching The Penguin last night by myself.
I know you haven't seen it.I haven't.But I was going, what an interesting character.The Penguin?Yeah.And I also thought to myself, why isn't there more?More.Why doesn't Batman have more enemies? Well, the Joker was big.
It's just not enough, because they're recycling, they're recycling through the fucking, on all the movies.I think the next one, I think the Scarecrow's back for the next one, right?Well, look at how many.
The Joker, Hugo Strange, Penguin, Scarecrow, Clayface, Mr. Freeze, Man Bat, Bane, Killer Croc, Two-Face, Deadshot, Boys Ivy, this is a lot of fucking enemies.
I know, but you, no, but here, let me, I have a, can I say something?
I know, I understand that, but you can't use the Killer Croc.
Okay, how about this then?
Because you can't, you know, because all the Batman movies now are based in reality, right?So it's like, you know, the Riddler was just a serial killer.Okay, but Catwoman made it through and that's a- But they recycle them!
Okay, but Catwoman- Get some new ones that are human-based!That's so many!Yeah, what?You know what I mean?Like their calligraphy.Ra's al Ghul.Ooh, Ra's al Ghul.But they're gonna use, yeah, we already did that.Okay.
We gotta find other ones, like, you know, I don't know, calligraphy is not a good enemy name, but- The Black Mask. What?Black Mask.Oh, that, yeah.Black Mask, yeah, but he's not- Woke enough.What?What did you say?
It's gotta be woke.Oh, it's gotta be, yeah.Well, what if Black Mask transitioned?Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.Hush.What if they transitioned?What if they, sorry, I apologize.Man Bat.Yeah, you can't do that, guy.The Philippines.Yeah, yeah.Yeah.That's just a Filipino with wings.I come to kill you, Batman. You're gonna go down, Batman.
Batman!You die, Batman!But why do they always recycle them?Because nobody... Look, people are afraid of new property.They want the old stuff.Give them the old shit.They want the stuff they've seen before.They want the stuff that's familiar with them.
But we all like the flavor that we know.
Yeah.Like, how would you do Poison Ivy in this more realism Batman?
It's the same way they did Catwoman.
She uses plants to poison people.
She has to be a, what's it, botanist?
Yeah, she's a botanist and she literally gives people poison ivy.Yeah, okay.You scratch yourself to death.Yeah.
Good luck with that without lidocaine.Yeah.I've been scrolling a lot.Here's ones I don't understand.Why do I always get the fucking eggs? What yeah the mother smashing the egg in on a baby's face that was like fucking a year ago.
I still get that though Jesus you're behind you're behind yeah, yeah, so I get that a lot game.
I get like riddles I Get a lot of riddles the guy can I show you like a riddle give me a riddle all right here we go Okay riddle me to say there's two fathers you have to say riddle me this why because riddle me this there Riddle me this
There's two fathers and two sons, okay?Chinese Riddler.Riddle me this.There's two fathers and two sons.That'd be really hard for him to, riddle me this.Riddle me this.There's two fathers and two sons in a car, but there's only three people, how?
I feel like Andrew can answer this.He's smart.
You know that one?Yeah, there's two fathers and two sons.Yeah, but there's only three people in a car.But there's two fathers and two sons.
Right, yeah, it's a grandfather, a dad, and a son.
You're so good.No, it's really easy logic that's right down the road.Give me a riddle.I could I've never solved one You've never solved.No.No, I get confused.Go ahead.
A train is going 30 miles an hour, right?Yeah leaves a station at 6 o'clock There's no way there's numbers
I need visuals.I need a visual.Okay, this is a train, right?
The train leaves the station.This is a station.At six o'clock.Okay.It's going 30 miles an hour.Hold on.
Hold on hold on hold on I'll be real What time Six o'clock.I gotta put six o'clock right here.I put six.
Okay, six o'clock train leaves the station at six o'clock We gotta read the six and it's gonna go 30 miles an hour.Oh fuck.How do I do 30 and Tucson 33 there?30 miles per hour and Tucson is 40 miles away What Tucson?
Right here so six o'clock 30 miles around Tucson 40 miles away 40 miles away 30 40 How did the train get there?at 630 What way it's going 30 miles an hour right, but it's 40 miles away how to get there at 630 mm-hmm It's sped up.Can it speed up?
I don't know.I want to see this too right now, dude.If this is a fake fucking riddle, dude, I'm going to be so fucking mad at you, dude.It doesn't make any sense.So 30 miles per hour and it's 40.Well, it gets there because the math is right.
He gets there at 630.What's the math? Well, the 40 it'll make it if you do it.What is the math?If three miles per hour for 30 miles per hour in 30 minutes, you can get there in 30 minutes, 40 miles.So the math is correct.So that's correct.OK.
He makes it there.Sure.Is that it?Yeah.That's the riddle.Of course.Yeah.Of course he makes it there.So I got it.You got it. Good dude, that's is that a real riddle.It's not you made it up.Yeah, I did.
Give me a real one, dude I'm not filled with riddles.Give me a real riddle.Look get one up me online riddle me this.Yeah, riddle me this dude All right, here we go.Give me a real riddle.Don't look up at the screen.
Okay?You don't look either because you're gonna be my problem solver kids can make it but can never hold it or Yeah, I get over there hold on it'll flip the cam oh Look at me, riddle squad.
These are, by the way, these are riddles for kids that I'm reading.Okay.These are for kids.All right.All of you should be able to figure it out.
All right, let's go, let's go.
What can kids make but can never hold it or see it?What do kids make that they can't hold or see?Fart.
Laugh fart.You're both right.Noise.Noise.Okay, so you're one for one for riddles.Okay, very good.Riddle squad, USA.Let's go.What question can you never answer yes to?Oh, did you ever kill anybody?
No, you could easily answer yes to that.You could know if I didn't though. Yeah, but it's possible.It's not possible.I will never do it.
What question could you never answer yes to?It would be impossible to even say yes.
Are you dead? That's pretty cool.Are you asleep yet?Yeah, that's good.Are you dead is even better.Don't look at the fucking.Okay, dude, where are you at?
Where the fuck are you at then?You're running a race and at the very end you pass the person in second place.What place did you?
Second, second, second, second.
Bitch.Wait, wait.She's right, she's right, she's right, she's right.Wait, I didn't even get it, ask it.What has 13 hearts but no other organs?13 hearts but no other organs.Artichoke. Very good.Is that our joke?It's not.
Okay, that's really good 13 hearts, but no other organs 13 hearts Can you give a clue?Yeah, I guess it's not more than a clue I like just All right, here we go I'm light as a feather get the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes.What am I?
Breath.Oh, yeah, Bob.That was so fast.That's really good.Fucking math.You're a math whiz.Don't look at the screen.What has many, many needles but doesn't ever so.Hey, it's a pine tree, but that's we'll take it.What kind of band never plays music?
Rubber.A rubber band.Honestly, you suck.
You haven't got one of these.These are for you.Is a rubber band really the thing?Yeah, a rubber band.Okay, one more, one more, one more.What gets bigger, you see it, you saw it.
What gets bigger the more you take away?It has something to do with feelings.I want it to be, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.Like when you take away... Bigger?Yeah, yeah.It's like, you know... Your rage gets bigger when you leave more.
You know what I mean?Yeah.Like a woman leaves and you get bigger.I get it.Like rage and your hole in your heart.Wow.So love?You're so close though.Ironically, you're so close.Well, I think it's something like that.You said it.Yeah, yeah.What is it?
But you got there organically.
I got there organically in a weird way.Yeah, yeah, I got there.This is great.Okay, listen, this is dumb.Yeah.
No, it's really good Do you guys watch kdrama?
Here we go.Do I watch kdrama?
What is that Korean show?
Okay.I'm watching this one judge from hell.
It's called judge from hell.
Yeah.So she's basically a judge, but, um, and he's a demon went inside her body and her task is to kill 10 murderers who, who doesn't repent, no regrets about anything that they do.And it's so cool.
Yeah, but there's subtitles.
I read it.I can't.Yeah, we have that in America.It's called Judge Judy.
Yeah, it's the same thing.You've never seen Judge Judy?
I'll tell you about Judge Judy.Tell them about Judge Judy.
That's not a demon.Yes, it is.That's a demon.Look at that.
She curses, she curses people.Yeah, she's not lifting her hand, the demon is.So she's also been taken over by a demon.
Yeah, yeah.That's demon shit.That's demon shit.Yeah.She's dark.She's dark.Anyway, there's another Korean one.What about the one, have you seen the North Korean one?What's it called?It's called Fly By, what's it, the lady that crashes the plane?
Crash landing.A Korean show about North Korea?No, so this lady, let me get, I haven't seen that, but this lady, right, is on a plane, she crashes in North Korea, and then she falls in love with a North Korean soldier, did I not?
It's not, it's not a plane!She was on a parachute!
She jumped out of a plane, right?Oh, so she just jumped from the ground.
She jumped from the ground up as if she's fucking Superman, and then she fucking fell down.What happened?
It's the one where you use the wind, you run, and then you do.
Oh, parasailing.Paragliding.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Honey?Honey?Yes? Let's go paragliding today.I would love to.But you know where I like to go do it?The DNZ.Yes, at the DNZ.We'll go to DNZ.Yeah, because you know we love to paraglide on the border.
The wind is awful strong.
Oh honey, what's going on?Oh no!
Oh a storm.Oh, so you're oh, really?
Yeah, and then she was just paragliding on a storm lands in North Korea and then what happens she meets a North Korean soldier Yeah, but she has to hide you seen there's a there's a hot North Korea You think there's a hot North Korean fucking soldier standing there?
This guy's hot.But he's South Korean.Yeah.Yeah, that's the trick dude He looks like he's been eating
Yeah, he looks healthy you didn't know the Koreans shoulders are eating now Dude, there's a fucking dude There's a North Korean There's a North Korean Instagram site and I get into my feed.What's it called?
I don't know but it's it's it's it's like Basically, they're making so basically it's like this who says There's no discotheques in North Korea and they'll show just go down.It's like the government.
Yeah government who says there's no Burger King in Korea and then it's like Is that it? Do you think they build this on a stage?Do you think it's on like a soundstage?
But there's people, there's actors sometimes and they get hamburgers and they don't know what to do with it.So they open it up, they go, what is this?Right?And it's like, they, you know what I mean?It's their government.
You can tell that there's people going to eat it behind the camera and they get fucking scared.You know what I mean?So crazy.Go back to that video though.Click on the profile to see other videos.All those videos.What are you doing, dude?
Who said North Korea doesn't have marriage? Nobody said that!
No one ever said they don't have marriage there!
But look at how nervous he looks.
Yeah, they're all nervous.
They're so scared.They're so scared, look at them.Because they're gonna be beaten after this.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Look at that camera from 1958.Go to more, go different.
Yeah, what's this one?That's a body.He's carrying a man's body.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And they bought a DHL jacket on Amazon.Yeah. It better be efficient, they'll kill you if it doesn't get there on time.What is it?Yeah.
Who said any of this shit?No one said that!Go to more, go to more, go to more.This is insane.There's so many more, cool.Yeah, let's see this general store.
Well, yeah, there's a motorcycle inside of it.What the fuck kind of general store is that?Right.That looks like a weed shop.Yeah.
Honey, should we get the rice or should we get more?Yeah, we'll take two bag of rice and motorcycle go go go further go just keep scroll Can you could scroll and keep scrolling or now or do you have to do that?
I think cuz it's not on the phone.It's not like the phone.Oh do the rollercoaster one.Yeah.
Oh My god, dude, it just falls off of a cliff on the other side what North Korea don't have oh A cat.A cute cat.
Did you know that, Pong?Yeah, we have to build.Who said North Korea planes always crash?What, nobody ever thought there wasn't fucking cars there?Yeah.Alright, Rudy, end the show the right way.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
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