Hello, we're fired up.We're back dude.What's up?A lot of you fucking doubted dude.Yeah, dude You never thought you'd see us haters are just running back for their little fucking right now Think of all the dams and libs.
That's all we would never be together.That was live behavior Spreading this info online nice John Carlos James a bat dude.Look at the donk on this man.Oh Wait to see him run.Oh, he doesn't have to if he hits a three-run shit.
Warning track power with the donk.The donk.Tag him up.He's safe.Jizz Chasm, safe.Sorry, we're just, if you hate this too, by the way, we're watching America's Pastime.If you got a problem with this.Sorry about that, we're watching the, yeah.
You're definitely a damn, that was, you just failed the damn test.Alternate damn test.Are those guys watching funky baseball for you?
Um, yeah, that was full liberal behavior, but that's why we forgive all it is what it is, man Of course, we're not we're not joe biden, dude.
We don't think half of the people are garbage All right, that brings us to our first that was That was so divisive when he said that how would he say something like that, dude?That's like I don't know man for real though.Think how funny that is
Bro, they had it.They had to be hit.I mean, how big of their losers?Oh, yeah.The fucking Democrats.I also, you're going to hand it over.Joe Biden's probably the best thing you could say.Like they're constantly trying to arrest him and his family.
Garbage is probably the easiest way.They had the moral high ground.They finally got him back.You got the layup.You got Tony Hinch at the garden.Hinch man.Hungry man. And then the hinge pin, dude, the hinge pin got loose and general.
And then Joe Biden gets on to respond on a zoom call.The camera's like up here.He's like, yeah, well, they're fucking garbage.I think before that he was literally out to get ice cream. He crushed ice cream.
He just crushed ice cream, went on Zoom and was like, you know what?Fuck that.Trump supporters.
I mean, to be fair, to like jump into his world for a second, imagine just like, yeah, you get the presidency taken away from you, just munch a triple scoop and you just fully send it in.Trump fucking sucks.His reporters are dumb fucking idiots.
Puerto Rico is actually my favorite.I mean, fuck you dude.I mean, fuck you dude. mindfuck when they did the debate.He's like, or we did the debate with Kamala.He's like, he doesn't like you.And then they just kept on talking about something else.
That's a great, he actually doesn't like you behind your back with that dude.She's probably, she's probably been in a downward spiral since he heard he hit her with Biden.No one likes you. Everyone talks about you behind.
Oh, yeah, I didn't know you hit your mean Fucking Beezer and they're saying she won that debate even though he said nobody likes you live said she wanted a brother live the comment
Yeah, the 150 IQ Redditors were like, actually, if you break it down... Trump had a milquetoast take, actually.Can we all agree?I didn't know Trump said that to her.I can't... Nobody likes you, everyone actually fucking hates you.
I can't get Hinchcliffe off the brain, dude.Bro.That's all I think about.All day.It makes me laugh.It's the funniest thing ever.It's the funniest thing that's happened.If Trump loses... If Trump loses... It's the ultimate.And it is Tony's fault.
And because of that World War three does take place Tony Hinchcliffe is Archduke Franz Ferdinand You're gonna look back no, why did this happen dude?
I'm gonna be holding my whole family and I'm gonna see the blast radius before we go on a flash I'm gonna go an island of garbage You can see the blast rays you're gonna go unbelievable He's probably nervous and just went back to material who cares
The arguments online the past few weeks have been insane.It's like people like, dude, did you know Trump actually was in a McDonald's that was closed that wasn't even open?And that's the only thing they would argue about.That's just roasting.
You guys don't know.He's actually a roast comedian.I saw a Kamala Harris commercial with Tony Hinchcliffe in the beginning of it in like black and white.It's so good. It's the funniest person possible.You see a Tim Walz commercial?No.
Spade sent to me.It's so gay, dude.What did he do?He was just like, look, all right, guys, we're, the game's tied.I'm going to be honest here, but we're going to make every block and go down the field and we're going to try to win this game.
Just try to use the football on how he's like your Americana.Tim Walz is pure Americana.He showed his true colors, dude.He was like, AOC runs a mean pick six.It's like, bro, He's a defensive coordinator.You're gonna say some shit like that.
Stop trying to talk football, bro.He said AOC.He said yeah, they played Madden together is like a Oh, I saw the video.Then he tweeted it.I mean, I doubt he even tweeted it.I saw he Dr. Doomed for a little bit.He's a Twitch streamer.
Yeah, between saving the middle class, I'm also streaming Twitch.I fucking love video games.I'm a 65 year old white guy.Obviously, I'm jamming video games in my basement with a headset on.It probably actually is.Do you think?I mean...
I mean, there's, there's a lot of, I can see that.I got some, I got a little Neverland range to go.We're not here.You scored touchdowns.What's that?Black insurrection.Sorry.Took him apart.Black insurrection.That was the funniest shit in the world.
Touchdown, Timmy.It was fun. Dude, I got so much hate because I was in the fucking comments on that just like dude I don't think this is real and everyone's like you're gonna look so fucking stupid.It's like the kids talking about On an email.
He's like actually I'm gonna end it here and I'll hit you up later on It kind of if you look at the election as like a game.It is kind of the sickest game It's like you have him in there like dude.
They said you like suck the Chinese guy's dick and he's like Can we just say Trump's a Nazi?You're like, yeah, we'll fire that up.They're spreading rumors about each other.That is also crazy.Trump's actually a Nazi.
He's like, you sucked a little kid's dick in China.He's like, all right, this is uncalled for.What are we doing here?Hold on a second.You just crossed the fucking line.That's such divisive rhetoric.Let's just stop it, dude.But also Trump's Hitler.
That Hitler shit was crazy.Hitler was that mask in Square Garden.So was Trump.Can't you see the red ink on the walls? Was Hitler at MSG?Yeah.No, Hitler wasn't.He was not.But the locals, the local Nazis.
The guys that were just trying to figure things out.Those guys, you want to talk about fucking QAnon feeling dumb?Think about being a dude in 1939 going to fucking Hitler.They were American Nazis.Military intelligence, I swear to God.
I think there was like a banner of George Washington is like a National like I think the background was George Washington with maybe some swaths getting tossed up dude.He loved Henry Ford really Henry Ford, I think reciprocated a little bit.
Everybody reciprocated.Yeah, I think time did.Everybody was tossing up fucking rock man of the year. To be fair, to be fair, to be fair, they didn't have the, the SWA wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't yet tainted, right?
Obviously he was wildly antisemitic, but no, I was thinking about that.That was a, that was a virgin SWA thirties Germany.You see the SWA, you're going, you don't know best logo of all time.
Think if a country just came out of nowhere with a new logo, you'd say at least, you'd say at least hear him out.You would go, let's at least hear him out.And you go, wait, what?Wait, what'd he say?
Think about going to the garden for this Nazi rally in the 30s.Be like, yo, I got tickets, you wanna go?Be like, yeah, I'll check it out.You bring your girlfriend?I don't know, these guys just make a lot of sense.Hitchcock gets up on stage.
He might be, Hinchcliffe might be ageless, dude.He might be a vampire.He might be a vampire.He's just resurrecting the wrecked.He's been waiting 300 years to resurrect the wrecked.He might be 560 years old.
It goes back to like ancient Ariana when they went through like India.There's a Hinchcliffe leading them.We should ride horses. Yeah, that could be the real battle behind the scenes.
It could just be people resurrecting the Reich from like 800 years ago.Yeah, it was Hinchcliffe, Carlson, George Peterson.I will say the right does have... When we were watching that fucking Trump's superheroes X-Men video, the right is gay.
Yeah, that is a... It's so embarrassing.That was really fucking rugged, man. We only watched like 10 seconds of it too.Yeah, but it was a him just being like dude fucking Elon Musk is so fucking sick.Clearly incredible cognizant ability.
And hopefully a good man.He's trying his hardest to be a good man.At least it appears that way, which is all you can hope for.And then they have like the fucking like debate bukkake where it's just like fucking one guy versus 25 people.
It was surrounded.Dude, my mom texted us on Sunday morning.It was just surrounded about abortion.She's like, you guys should watch this.Like, I want that abortion commercial.We got hit with during the fucking world series.Yes.It was pretty rugged.
They hit like Fox had a full fucking disclaimer before it.And then it was just some guy dressed like a mad scientist showing fucking actual photos of a board.Yeah, it was pretty rough.Oh man.Dave McCormick commercials on.
I hate this son of a bitch dude.Yeah. Connecticut McCormick's fucking Connecticut Didn't everyone running kind of rich obviously, I don't think there's anyone who's like this guy's poor shit fucking
It has to have been done before, but I keep laughing at it.All I want is a sketch of a dude, like a local politician, like sitting down with his family to watch baseball.And it's like, Bob Casey Jr.Is a fucking rapist.
He let a terrorist come in and rape my five year old daughter.And just a guy sitting there like, Oh shit.He does coke.No one knows him, but he does do coke.There's just a worker giving a testimony like, yeah, Bob Casey showed up the other day.
He raped my daughter and fucking let an illegal immigrant in here.Wait, he raped and then let an illegal immigrant in? I'm a cop and Bob Casey fucked my ass.
Fuck that guy fire Bob Casey He held me down and ate my ass like a pussy He totally ignored my penis and just went to town on my ass all he did was service my ass What the fuck from the front to it's kind of nuts
Yeah, they also don't even tell you who's, like, by, I don't know who, what party these guys are in.They just show you, they're like, this fucking faggot lives in Connecticut?Get this guy the fuck out of here.
Which is funny cuz it's gonna work If I went to vote I'd go in there I'd be like, all right, it's Trump versus Kamala then I go.
Oh, yeah, there's that cocksucker Bob Casey Bouncing around your head and you see a bunch of names you're like, this is the best.This is the best one transgender operations on illegal aliens Dude, I told you.And then here it comes.
Trump's for you, that's good.She's really there, Trump's for you.That might win.That same ad, I think, starts with, they're letting in rapists, murderers, and even terrorists.It's like, dude, what Mexican terrorist?Mexican terrorist, dude.
Yeah, or they just cut to like a part from like one of those shows like the cartel Yeah, dude, I mean, I mean after two weeks I think we might be out of the woods on this hopefully nah, hopefully it's gonna be at four years for you We got elected last time and like all the chicks went out in Philly and we're like freaking the fuck out.
Yeah I was in Philly for that They all get the worst haircuts to like protest.Imagine fucked up shit happening in politics.Like, fuck it.I'm giving myself receding hairline.They all just get unattractive haircuts.
I don't think the babes are going to get as, if he wins again, I think people might just get apathetic.Dude.Yeah.I don't think they're going to go riot.
I sent Shane the one, I showed Shane the one thing, the dudes on Reddit, like on our depression, like I'm breaking out in hives at the thought that Trump might win.Like I'm really getting sick. I mean, I mean, what an embarrassment.
It's not going to go up.Yeah, it'll be Trump wins.It's going to be bad if Trump loses.It's going to be really bad.Yeah.Crystal, stand down, stand down, stand by Billy.You would like a fucking Democrat led world war.
Apparently they say that that's the only way wealth gets really distributed across of all of history.It's like cataclysms.Yeah, I swear to God, periods of peace, trade inequality. During periods of peace, inequality grows.
This one guy wrote the book, I'm just telling you what I. Say that to Dresden, bro.Yeah, his words, not mine.But he was saying it's been like cataclysms that really create inequality.
And then when it's peacetime, obviously some people grind, some people fuck around.Obviously, dude.Some dudes get hired by NASA, other guys get hung.I mean, the X-Men just assembled.The X-Men just assembled.His X-Men have assembled.J.D.Dance.
Who else is the X-Men? Not wearing eyeliner, for real.What is the role of the, were VPs always this fucking like limp?No.Cause I feel like Trump picked, Trump might've started that.Pence was like the most limp.Yeah.He's like the most limped up dude.
No, there was just never.Vance has a little edge.Vance has a bite.Vance has a little edge.Walls.He's got a lip bite.He can be like, guys, I'll shoot you in your fucking head.I love guns.I'm basically conservative.
Although, although I want to fucking kill a baby. Don't get it twisted.I will absolutely shoot a baby with my shotgun, dude.I love honey.Yeah, they were just bland.John Adams.Yeah, he rose.Yeah.Talk about your all time backfire.
Yeah, Chris, you might want to sit down.Dude, you're fucking dropping bombs close to the election, bro. I'll join you, dude.You and me can... I'll be Lib.We can join forces against the fucking right wing.
Matt McCusker broke into my house and an illegal immigrant sucked my daughter's cock.Matt McCusker broke into my house and masturbated last night quietly in his bedroom.Like an absolute gentleman.
Just so we could... Dude, I fucking... I told you, I thought I took a melatonin. Oh, he left the gear and he's out.
I thought I took a melatonin last night and accidentally, as I put my mushroom microdoses in one of my brain things, I thought I took a melatonin, I just took a microdose last night.
No, actually, well, I was pretty tired, but I was like, damn, it's not hitting me, but then I laid there. for at least 45 minutes.And I thought I thought up the coolest video game ever.Please, dude.It's just straight up cops versus robbers.
Open source.You can pick the life of a robber or a cop, but it's all there.There are obviously, you know, and whatever, NPCs, but you can dude, don't fart on my video game idea.It's got muffled by the seat cushion.Oh, man.
Dude, so it's you can either sign up as a cop or a robber.You can just it's like Grand Theft Auto.We can just do crimes like open world.And as a cop, you can kind of like follow people and try to solve murders. They're pretty sick.It is sick.
Let me pretty fun.You can like quietly go into a guy's house and just fucking stab him.And then like a cop would have to try to like look at the cameras and put it together.I sat there and like play this game in my head for 45 minutes, passed out.
And I was like, Dan, that melatonin kicked my ass.And I woke up.I took a bunch of your microdose to dream walls will fuck you up. They're like, yeah, station sleep aids.
You can get off go puff and like you start taking them and you're having like weird dream thoughts when you're awake.It's not cool.Yeah, dude.I got scared.They told him.Yeah, you got it.Dreamers.Oh, big time.You went down.Yes.Yes.Yo, how was the two?
Yeah, the fucking. Yeah, you went to my surprise.I talked to spade about it for literally, I thought I wouldn't have that much for 50 minutes.I think on the patron, it was, I had a lot to say about Costco family, put you in a mental hospital.No, no.
They took your shoelaces because of the Rizzler In control he watched so much that he had to go to he checked into an institute I Went down I mean don't have you joking Pussy pillows, so after you got out of our can what happened?Oh
Arkham, Arkham Valley, Arkham Asylum.You only built for guys like us.So you drove to Virginia.I drove to Virginia.So the double chunk chocolate cookie.No, no, no.Made you drive to Virginia to check into a cult.It was, CIA ran operation pretty much.
No chance CIA even comes near that.They do.They spent tons of money on it. that the group that you were with, CIA, like Robert Monroe, remote viewing.Yes.Talking about Starlink.Okay.
The place you went, Stargate, Stargate, Stargate, the place you went, you think the CIA is keeping tabs on that?I don't fucking know.I just know they did. I believe you on that.And then they stopped.
But like, I went there and it was, yeah, see, I was not keeping up movies in their head.They're literally doing what Matt did with the movie.We got to cover exactly what happened.How have your dreams been since then?The fucking same.
Do you ever think don't you ever think that you're too powerful they didn't want you to succumb to the hemi sink it was dude It was fucking everyone there was very fucking nice, but did you fap in the check unit?
I know what no I saved my seed I Was right on I chilled wait.Did you you had a roommate? I had a roommate.I had a black roommate for one day and he quit.Why'd he quit?He worked there.
They're just like, dude, we're giving you this gift to be in this opportunity.The kid made it one day, slept through a fucking meeting.I thought you have your own little like pod.I had a roomie.I had a cellmate.You had a cellie?I had a bunkmate.
He was, you know, that's so uncomfortable.It was crazy. Explain to the people what you did.It's a Monroe.It's a place where you can learn.You got to go into level one, but that's the thing.It's remote viewing, but that's the thing.
It's actual travel, actual projection and remote.And you can just sign up online in Virginia and you drive to Virginia.I almost did this by the way.They have a place in Arizona. And like, there's dudes who are like remote viewers and all this stuff.
But the thing I did wasn't necessarily that it was the level one, you have to do this.Uh, I, I literally, I forget the name of the thing, but you have to do with the level one program and it's pretty much just meditation.
So yeah, like I didn't know this.I just like, and when I showed up, did you enter witness consciousness or no? Nah, you have no fucking clue.You've never been to level 27, you've never been to level 23.
You've never had a fucking roommate in a weird ass place in Virginia because of double tongue tie cookies.You've never had a janitor sleep next to you.Because of the fucking double booms.But I roll in there and it's like the real world.
The Rizzler sent you to fucking Virginia, man.It's literally like the real world.Dude, just an old burnout.You roll in the custodian and be like, dude, you can sleep in the bed and learn about your dreams.She's like, all right, man.
I rolled in there.That's white people tripping fully dude.And immediately there was a man and I was like, what the fuck?And I fucking continue on, sit down and I'm chilling.They're like, they got out of jail and Kamala fucking botched him up.
I fucking, I sit down, they all start bullshit and they're like, so did you read journeys out of the body?It's like, Fucks that.You didn't read his book?And they're like, what about like, what are they named?Three other books.
I was like, I have no fucking clue what's about to happen.Yeah.I haven't read a book in 25 years.I read, I should have been there.I should have been there.You should have been there.I read journeys.I read, I read part.
I was kind of like, Oh, this is fucking, if you would have told you about his wife was dying.He was all of a sudden very good company.If you would have gone to Virginia, you would have left.Like I did it.A dude beat.
I would have, he would have been like, I for real, I can read minds. I did one of their, they have like a free audio exercise you can do.And I, for real, I was in my old office apartment and I was, which also wasn't a San Asylum.
It wasn't, it was an old, I was in Arkham.I was in Arkham.And I was like doing the free thing.And I had to stop.I was like, bro, I might've just hemisynched for a second.I was in my bean bag.Just like, bro, I might've just fucking hemisynched.
It's when both of your hemispheres of your brain they merge in one the corpus callosum separates the two.
Okay, but what happens when they say I gotta explain the neurobiological background whole thing, but it's the corpus callosum separates the brain.So it's like dude if I were to sever that
And you were to look at a thing like split screen, one eye will see one thing and you'll you can see a thing.And then use like a I guess your left eye gives your right hand, your right eye gives your left hand.
Yeah, you can look at two different things in your one part of your body won't know that you saw the thing if that makes sense.
No, but what happens is you can look at two images with your eyes on like a split screen and it'll be like, which one are you going to pick?And they'll like, grab it with your right hand.You'll grab a snow shovel.
And they're like, why'd you grab that?But with your left eye, you actually saw what happens when they sink.You go to the other dimension, make up things in their head.
When they sink, then that his, his theory is that once they fully sink up, you can like leave your body and access.And that's level 10 is where you get into it.And level 10 level 10 is where we started. Can't believe I got there that fast.
I mean, everyone is pretty much in level nine, so it's not that hard.But level 10, the first night, like we talked for a while and then we're like, all right, we're going to give this job.How many people were in this?22 people.
There's people from Australia, fucking Hungary.Somebody flew from Australia to fucking Virginia.Germany.Shout out Frank.Yeah.They were, they were feeling it, weren't they?Everyone was.I mean, that's what I'm saying.
I'm, I didn't have anything, so I'm not going to sit there and, shit on everyone else today because I just feel fucking mean.Why do you think you were held to this plane though?Why don't you think you move fucking retarded?I have no idea.
Do you think the people that flew from Australia and Germany to Virginia do cry?This has been a life goal line. Did he get a hyper-density information packet?
Dude, so... That's when you're traveling through the astral plane and you get hit with a packet of cosmic information that takes you years to unpack.What types of shit do they tell you?That's another crazy... I couldn't put it into words.I could.
You gotta ask Robert Monroe, but he would like...
Again his wife was like dying yeah during the time And he would leave his body at nighttime, and then just like hit these like hyper dense information You'd hit the information packets, and I was like I'm cool.
I'm just going to a different dimension.Yeah, he was Just like actually for you.I'm just talking to aliens I All right, man.That's how many it was.Six meditations, I think a day.
Do they do brainwave driving when they would like draw, use binaural beats to drive your brainwaves and then like send you into a different state?This guy's never even been there.You would not last a day.No, they would give me the keys.
They would give me the keys.They say instructor.They didn't say, bro, we don't even know what type of gear are the people, right?Like clothing wise, what are they wearing?That's all dude.You could never point them out. We are Legion.Your X-Men.
We would never notice you in the crowd.No, until it was time.But the first thing you did was take naps and talk about it?The first thing was like level 10. I've tried as hard as I can.
I was like, you put your headphones on, you go in your check unit, it's like pretty dark, you can't see shit.Controlled holistic environmental chamber.Check your, let's just spell it out for the people.You're like a dude who steals Valor.
You are like a dude who knows all of the military jargon.He's been overseas, dude.He's been, he's gone on tour.You don't even know where the bell is.You're in line at Annie Anne's right now, in a full uniform, and Billy's clocking you with a GoPro.
Patch is in the wrong spot. So you go... Sorry, I watched The Stolen Valor yesterday.You could do it for hours.And it was the first one I've ever seen where every comment was like, come on, man, let that guy alone.It was just fully a retarded guy.
It's like the pedo hunters are just getting retarded guys now.Like, what are you doing here, meeting a 17-year-old... Did you see that one... He was the one gigantic... Alex Rosen, he's the best.Did you see when he screamed at the Kamala rally?
Yes, and he got his phone... He's like, why are all the people going to dirty parties? You see a bunch of people turn around and go, come on, man.He showed up to a convo rally.
He's a YouTube pinot hunter and he showed up to a convo rally and went, how come everyone in the back seats are at the ditty party?What's up with that?It's funny.People block him with the convo signs and be like, don't look.It's so funny.
It's funny how much this is like 2016 and 2020.And then now it's just like, dude, this is all kind of fucking embarrassing on every side.It's just like, dude, shut the fuck up.
Well, now you can use the presidential race to boost your own channel that has nothing to do with it.It's like it has nothing to do with it.You're like, you fucking love Diddy, why did you suck Diddy's dick?
And it's like, yo, by the way, check out Buy My Merch.Yeah, he's great.There's a video of those guys busting some pedophile in a parking lot, and the kid's so angry, and they're just crying laughing.
Dude, not to sound like a total lib, but this could genuinely be the fall of capitalism, just some dudes like, Diddy, fuck. Just getting shot in the face while you try to get your YouTube channel on a political rally.He did.
Yeah, they grabbed his throat.Oh, I saw the tweet about that.Yeah, it's crazy.Yeah.I just saw a picture of a black dude and he's like, who's this fucking donkey face that threw my phone?That's the only tweet I saw.
I was like, God damn, things are heating up.Things seem to have been chill until the last week.I mean, I mean, shot in the head. No, no, of course that but I mean, I meant the numbers are so good, bro.
If you tell me she got rowdy last couple days here, where the fuck are we?We should have been in there, dude.We should have been at the heart of the election just being like, by the way, guys, link in the description.
I've done no research and I'm not gonna vote.Yeah, but fucking level 10 was I tried as hard as I could. my fucking forehead was vibrating.I think that was careful.What?You gotta be careful.That's the third eye.I know.
And I was like, Oh, this is, maybe there's something here.And then like the further forehead vibrated while you're taking the net.Oh yeah, pretty much.That means you're exerting too much effort.I've been there before.I'm not yet.
I'm not saying I have secret fucking powers.I'm an X-Men or anything, but fucking the next day it's like, we're getting into like level 15 or whatever.And then they lost me when they're like in it, you're sitting there, you hear all this stuff.
He's like, And now we're in level 15.Time is not real.One, two, three, four.Fuck, it's real still.One Mississippi.Time's not real?It's not.I mean, once you leave Earth, it's not real.
Time is, it's just we're happening to be in this space that revolves around the sun.Once you leave earth, it's like you're dealing with a totally different thing.I mean, it's relative.I shouldn't say it's not real, but it's relative.
I went through a lot of them and you would come back after every single one.What time is it now?Talking about right now or if I was on Jupiter? No, right now, where you are in reality.Yes.Right now in Austin, though, it's 952, so.
We sure Austin exists right now?I mean, come on, man.If I was outside the sun's, you know, I was outside the Earth's orbit, what day is it?I don't know.We had meetings after every meditation, too. Did you share at all about your meditations?
I had nothing.What?I had nothing.That's Zen.You had no mind.No, you were coming from a Zen perspective, no mind.I was just sitting there.Tabula rasa.It sounded like a lot of people were like, oh, I did this.
The best was like, it's like if you went in and did seven minutes in heaven and like the cockiness that you would walk out of that closet. every time.No, they come out just like, yeah, bro.
The best was the one T Bob would just come out and just go, that's crazy.I was like, dude, I just, you didn't release any endogenous DMT.I would just listen to everyone fucking talking.How big is your neck?It's pretty big.It is a huge neck.
A lot of people, when they were talking, it just sounded like movies.So they were like, we did to me, I was daydreaming.And then you would just think of cool shit.And then people would share that.
And then when I would talk to people privately, like, Hey Bill, how are you making out?I was like, I just keep falling asleep and nothing's really happening.And they go, yeah, same here.
And then there was one, the Hungarian woman sat next to me at the very end.This dude was like, I don't believe in aliens, but I saw a spaceship.And the Hungarian woman was hard of hearing.I think her name was Rekha, maybe I forget.
But she was like, what did he say?He doesn't, he doesn't believe in aliens, but he's home in level 23.And she just goes, do you believe in that?I was like, Rekha, I don't even believe in fucking space. anything all fucking week.
I don't even believe in space.She's like, how are you breathing right now?To be honest, I don't fucking believe in space.The one before that, she just came up to me and she goes, how was it?Nothing.You probably don't even need this.You're so chill.
I was like, thanks.I really appreciate that.That's actually nice.I was cool with her.That's what, before that I said, Rekha, I saved your seat.I was like, sit your ass down. Oh, you and Rekha were just chilling.That's pretty cool.Damn, that's tight.
She kind of like low-key mad at you and was like, you're so fucking chill, Billy.But then you were like, babe, I don't even fucking think space is real.She was like, get the fuck out of here.I was like, how the fuck are you breathing that?
And I was like, I mean, you can't breathe in space.Yeah, what the fuck are you even talking about?That's what I said.She's been hungry, dude.She doesn't know shit.I was surrounded.I was surrounded. I was on Glee, sir.I'm fucking hungry.
Yeah, literally, like during World War II.Not even Poland, Hungary, dude.Hungary.That's where when you're in Hungary, you're like, damn, I wish I could live in Poland right now.That'd be so lit.I wish I lived in Warsaw.
I could learn more about space and oxygen. Yeah.Other than that, I mean, nothing that people, they were really nice.So that's, that's cool.I don't necessarily want to talk shit on them and people got stuff out of it, but they get more chill.
I got nothing.That's cool to get like, did not be that chill and go to the Monroe.I'm assuming I'm actually way more chill.Yeah.I can't ever fucking meditate. Really?That's shit.So stupid.No, dude, I can't do it.Try to meditate.
Just sit there and think about shit.So obviously what'd they tell you to do?What was like, don't shit.No, I just sit there and I go, I go, who's Notre Dame have this week?Fuck.It's bi-week dude.What am I getting?
Once I get to the point of not thinking I'm asleep.Really?Yes.That's good.I know.Are you sure you're asleep?Maybe you're really good at meditating.That's what I'm saying.I'm the best meditator in the world.
And me getting in a firefight with people last night was a message from aliens.That's great.The download shit's crazy where people are like, Oh, I got to download.It's going to take me years to unpack.
Like, dude, that's the high, that's the high, that's the high density information.Fucking dream information.It's the informational packet.
It's so high density that like you get hit with the information and you're like, Oh, and then it takes you years to unzip the file.It's kind of sad. What?
To like grasp it like a meaning and purpose in life so much that you're like, holy shit, my dream.I'm so important.The aliens gave me this dream.It's like, dude, you're hungry.The aliens weren't talking to you.
Actually, she was said she was contacted by Palladian.So why don't you shut the fuck up? There was another thing right I think it might be where you're 50 and your mom dies and you're from hungry and you go to a place to go I do.
I do want to get in a little tiny pod.I would love to sleep in that every night.I just wish I had a door that locked.I sat definitely, especially with a fucking roommate that also thinks he's talking to aliens.Yeah.It was a book.
You went to a halfway house for schizophrenic at some point.I swear to God, dude, at some point I swear to God, they're going to be like, Hey Bill, You're with us now.Everything's gonna be okay, but you're just with us.
Yeah, you gotta stay for a couple of weeks.Yeah, that's what I thought.I started telling people I was in rehab.You guys have chores?Is there like a whiteboard?No chores, no chores.That's cool.You literally could just do fuck all.
Have you reached out to any of your alum?Nah. It is.I got a diploma.No, you didn't.You didn't stay.I got the diploma.You didn't make it the whole time.I made it till the last minute.I was like, I'm all right, I'm out.You just didn't walk.
Yeah, you didn't walk to graduate.How many days were you there?Me and Penny hugged and rolled.I went there Saturday to Thursday.But you skipped the fucking scream in the woods or what?No, I wasn't screaming in the woods.It was a silent meditation.
I was like, I'm done.Did you guys do any screaming?No screaming.I honestly would have genuinely liked this, I think, a lot.You would have.For sure.I think I would have liked this a lot.Go.Literally go.I think you would have enjoyed it.
I would go to a silent meditation.You just go, you're silent for seven days and you just sit there with a bunch of people.And there's like, I think the bunch of people would bother me.Yeah.Yeah.Well, silent would be nice.
So you just sit there and silent meditations are just your seven days.Check your bank out.Still rich.All right.I'm going to go back to the world.It's a commercial won't make them pay. That is true.You're quiet for seven days and you just go.
That's the craziest shit.It's like, dude, just go into a darkness retreat.It's like, yeah, dude, like no poor person's going to want to do that.Go to a darkness retreat.Yeah.I don't think so.Aubrey Marcus did that.
Aubrey Marcus was in a dark hole for like five days.Yeah. It's probably not good.That's the thing.Yeah, I don't think it is.But well, they said the Celts used to do that.
They would like put you in a super dark cave in ancient times and you just start to hallucinate.Or you just not eat for like 14 days.Yeah.I mean, all their shit is just being poor.It's like, dude, you're so humbled when you can't fucking talk.
Or just sit in the dark, don't go on a seven day water fence again.Or just spend 40 years not being able to do what you want ever.Being talked down to by everyone.
It's the most fun they could have is getting together with like-minded individuals obviously dude I was there and witnessed it The only bullshit I will say was they're like, Oh, you're, you're never going to be fed better than you are.The grub sock.
Yeah.Rob was ass.What kind of grubby dog is shit?The eggs every day were just like insta eggs and fucking just bullshit. Oh, yeah, definitely.They may they're all we got cheesesteaks tonight.
It was literally just like if you got a roast beef from Wawa, they're like deli slicer and fried it.They're getting all the fucking dreamers that are talking to aliens.She sticks.She said, dude, three square, three square.
She said she was to fry and fry lunch in my check. I would call Shane when I was there like crying from laughing.When you called me from there I was laughing so fucking hard.You called me on like day two like, yo I fucked up.
There's a thing it is a sick idea they are supposed to use like shit to drive your brainwaves to get you into a different state That is true, well you I've heard of people who did acid and did the brainwave drive and they said it's crap was the acid James Vaughn
I mean if you did that listen to that while on acid you probably just took the fucking headphones off Holy fuck.I'm on acid bro.This is the funny it.I mean, it's the best dude.I'm so happy you did it.
Yeah The spade was like dude go do it like let's see if it works.All right, I'll see if it works and it was fun Like you should do it then he like yeah, it's like yeah, I'm just I
Yeah, but he thought I had the Bode fetus you guys do you guys talk about your dreams a lot brother?I have it.I have the or ring and I have a problem where I don't really get any deep sleep.No, it's not He's back from the Monroe Institute, dude.
He's a cynic.He's a cynic now.Nothing matters.Dude, I'm telling you, I get... Bro, I'm crying.It's so funny.I'm telling you, dude, I... I'm signing up to drive to Virginia and staying in a fucking... He showed me a picture.He showed me a picture.
That shit sucks. That bed was comfortable.Yeah, it was.How many pillows do you have?Two.Having another dude in there is so weird.I know.I made him claim PC.He packed up.You made him ring the bell?Yeah, immediately he claimed PC.You were GP?
I was GP for life in there.Oh my god.That was crazy.Definitely didn't work. But yeah, I mean, the best is they all once you get home, that's when the fun starts.I literally don't remember shit.You're about to get zapped.You're going to grow.
The grub was nasty, though.The grubby and nasty is kind of disillusioned.So nasty is so one do one.Although it's like you're what do you need?You just need to lay down and go to sleep.One dude was a fucking real estate.
Everyone's stomach must go crazy.I was crushing the bathroom. He would go into like level 27 and I would just open my door real slow.He said diarrhea.Yeah, that's crazy.Level 27 is diarrhea.There's a dude who just peaced.The packet hits you hard.
The high density packet hit you, dude.Dude peaced.What?Two days in, he was like a commercial realtor from Fox County.Yeah, he just peaced.Didn't say bye to anyone.Didn't say bye to the fucking people.I was so embarrassed.
Yeah, well, he's probably like, you know what?I'm actually just going to cheat on my wife, actually.No, I know.Yeah.But also think of like, You kind of what you want to believe.Yeah.
And you're like, dude, they were like, I know I can fucking talk to aliens, dude.You want to hear something?You drive that you thinking to yourself like this is it.Yeah.And then day two, your wife's like, what the fuck?
You're talking to a fucking Bulgarian and you're eating fucking sloppy Joes.Holy shit.I gotta go back up though. So there was all those floods in North Carolina.Three days before, I had nothing but flood dreams.
I swear I'm not lying, I'm not making it up, but I was going to the beach the next two days.So maybe that's why I was having water dreams, but I was having nonstop flood dreams. Yeah, I mean, so let's not take away all the mystery.It's true.
I'm not saying it's not real, but it is very, but you can't pay to play.True.That's, you know what I mean?You're in the game or you're not.You can't sign up.That's fucking crazy.It's like a comedy class.Yeah, pretty much.
You're going to be in the fuck.
Well, the thing that I realized where you're going to be huge kind of bullshit was when they're like next, we had a fun exercise before with the sleeve and that was a dolphin energy club and you can join the dolphin energy club and send.
dolphin healing powers to people in need.So you could sit there, you think of the dolphins and you see them and he's fucking shit next to you and you send them out to people in need.It's kind of chill.Yeah.
Well the other thing I forgot to say, the way to get into it, so prayer is you get your a resonant tuning, which just sounds like the eyes wide shut fucking singing, which was freaking me the fuck out.
And then you get a reball, which is like an energy field around you that protects you in the astral realm. Yeah, and then you have an energy conversion box where you get all your bad thoughts and you put them in there.I like that.
And then before you go out, all that shit gets taken care of and then you enter it. Hold on.Dude, who'd you send dolphins?Did you send me a dolphin?I didn't.You didn't send any dolphins?I sat there.I do that at the gym sometimes.
Not in the form of dolphins.I just send people power bars.Positive vibes.It's kind of nice.I just send positive vibes.I can feel it.I can tell when you're at the gym.
Yeah, once I realized this is just level one and then you have to pay for level two and stuff, I was like, oh, God.Yeah.I got you.Loud and clear.God, that's so fucking funny. Yeah, I didn't really learn much from it.You did, you learned a lot.
The best was everyone day one was like, my phone's in the fucking room.Like I'm not touching that thing.Like day three, everyone's like. Everyone lied to each other, it's pretty funny.It's great.
I mean, this is for real one of the funniest things I've ever heard.They're fucking sending dolphins to people?The reball is nice.If you believe it.Dude, and people clocking out is so fun.Just people just being like... Ringing the bell.All right.
That was only one, two guys.Well, my roomie and then the other dude.Everyone else stayed.Getting a text from your wife too and just being like... I mean, you can't peace out if you came from fucking Hungary.True. You just got to ride that out.
Where are you going to go?Thirsty?I did crush cereal though.What kind of cereal?Kellogg's, Frosted Flakes.Of course they had fucking Kellogg's.Frosted Flakes?I thought it was Corn Flakes.I haven't had cereal in a while so that was pretty cool.
That kept you?That's nice.A lot of people were vaping and I refused to vape.I left one time.I literally was like as if I was being held there against my will. I was like, I'm just gonna fucking leave for a little bit.
And I drove down during a break, because there's like three hour breaks, and went to a convenience store in the middle of fucking like Lynchburg, where the fuck I was, and got like expired Zin.Took one, got a headache, and then just went back.
Have you ever had sleep paralysis and then went into the sleep paralysis?What happens when you go into it?Dreaming over and over again and you get stuck in the inception loop sucks.Dude, if I get sleep at a top and I spin it and go, I'm powerful.
No way.Just freak the fuck out.And I'm like, when is this going to stop?Dude, when I, when I go in, when I have sleep paralysis, the same, you can like sit there and it's just like, like a staticky noise in your ear.
And I, the last time I went into it, I, it was just like a demon scape.Nothing can hurt you. Why do you need the fucking why'd need the reball?
Nothing can hurt There are so many things where it's like, oh one guy was a fucking remote viewer and he's like Oh, these are the things I remote view and he was like sure he was a fucking liar Check on the last episodes any remote view of this house.
Yeah, I He said he had, he's got two wives.I guess I have in the podcast last time he has two wives.He saw my house, not your house.He remote viewed the house he wanted.
And then he, when both of his wives went to the property, he was like, let me guess, does it have a gate in the front with the big, like he named a certain surveillance.He's a remote viewer, man.
It's pretty, but the one guy remote parapsychology, please.The one guy remote view.And he was showing me like all this stuff.And then I was just like, so you can remote view.He's like, yeah.I was like getting reballed, bro.
I was like, if you can remote view, let's make some fucking money.How can we make money off this?I was like, dude, bet on fucking sports.He's like, oh, it's not in the right brain sees numbers, left brain or however the fuck it works.
And I was like, he's so fucking right.Tell me this color of the confetti. at the Super Bowl next year.It'll be the color of the team that wins.I can't do that.That's a crude application.That's a crude application of a spiritual technology.
I don't fucking care.I'm trying to get paid off this shit.More about you going, I see a river.There was a dude though.There's a river.He was on the Sean Ryan podcast and he's a fucking beast and has like, W's and remote.I read his book.
His books are pretty nasty.This guy was a battle ax.He did TV live TV.He was like, I'll remove you whatever the fuck you want.Tell me where you want to go.
They picked a random city and then they got this part, like a set designer went in all these fucking places and they picked that random rolling a dice and the dude fucking called.
He is, he did film a couple of them, but if you watch all of them, a lot of them are, they end up being very similar things at the end.Cause I watched, I read his whole book and I'm like, there's no way you videotape this.
And he does kind of nail a couple of things and then they do it again on a different channel and he predicts the same exact thing.Parapsychology is not to be ruled out.It is.I mean it has in my views as much standing as fucking vaccine research.
So this is the best one we've ever made.It's 98% effective.I don't.Yeah.What are you going to do?I'm with you, bro.I hear you.I support you.Minute clinic just hit me up. Have you got your COVID-19 vaccine?Are they still, are they still pushing it?
They got a stockpile.They got my boy just, he brought his one year old to get a checkup and they were like, yo, uh, you want to give him the COVID vaccine?You say, turn it down.Felt like he had an 11 inch cock.Fuck.Now I'm not vaccinating them.
Where were you in 2020 bro?I was in the group chat with him.Was trying to tell them all steering towards the light.Literally.If you go on my laptop and search Bill Gates, March, 2020, Me time them.Fuck this.This shit's made the fuck up.
Don't get vaccinated.Bill Gates is trying to get rich off this.Damn.They tried to give it to my like one-year-olds.They try to give it to my, uh, the pediatrician went for like my one-year-old and they were like, that's fine.
But I, and I honestly, I do think it was like, Britney's black.So they were like, we respect your opinion on this, that we respect you making your own up your mind about this, but your kids run a higher risk of dying, but that's fine.
If you want to do that.And it was just like dying of what I just got dying.It just dying.What was the thing they wanted?They didn't even say COVID.They were like your kids statistically run a higher risk of dying if you don't get it, but that's fine.
It's okay.Respect you.What was the, I'm sorry.I didn't hear what they were trying to give like Chloe, the COVID vaccine. And they just said your kid's gonna high-risk of dying dying.
Just there's a hundred percent in life Dying that's all they said might not die if you take this I was like what they just hit me with Reggie and Stevie with that shit I brought to the that you should get them super bad shit out of one of them and see what happens no no no
I went there and they're like you got to get this shot.It's for if they see diarrhea and sniff it They might get it.
They hate you with the shit when they drink a puddle and a deer Yeah, there's a fuck out of my face and I was like, what do I have to get legally? Like rabies is like, give me that.Yeah.Don't give me anything.
Got in the same argument with my vet that I go.And I actually Googled it beforehand.So I had, I was equipped with facts.I could be like, well, what strain of leps or whatever it's called.Lepsidosis.
I was like, which strain do you guys actually immunize for?Is that even like leveled here?And the lady was just like, I just hit him with the real strong, I guess.No.Yeah.Well, yeah, I'm good.No, I said no.The Lepso is bullshit.I don't fuck it.
It's crazy.And I'm real fucked up over Reggie right now. Why?One ball's not dropping.You gotta massage it.I'm not being like a silly guy.I'm saying you gotta get up there and work that thing down.I don't know.It's tough.I'm gonna wait.
I don't want to neuter him.It's just one nut.It's like dick ball. His whole set.He's like fucking three hours old, dude.His balls are gonna drop.Dude, he's six months.That's what I'm hoping.That's what I'm hoping.You didn't take him to the vet yet?
The vet wants to get him neutered immediately because guess what?If he doesn't get it, he's gonna get cancer.Have you tried like... It's like, oh, you don't get that vaccine, dog might get cancer.Have you tried like... No, for real.
The vet's up to something.Oh yeah, big vet.Liberal agenda.They're trying to fuck your dog.Have you tried just like cupping his butthole and going... No, but I have... It's gonna work.You gotta hold his mouth.I have one like this.
I'll scratch his stomach and if I see his ball, I'll just go like this. and try to push it.You were trying to get it down there.Try to get down.What's going on?Is it you think it's torsion?You think it might be torsion?I don't know.
He'd be going wild if it was true.Sometimes it happens.I hope so.Because you want to breed this boy.I'll sell sperm.Is our Reggie and Stevie siblings?Yes.How are you going to get it out of him? Huh?How you gonna sell it?Jerk him.
I mean, there's a price.Get rid of the jerk.Every man has a price.Yeah, 500 bucks to jerk a dog off.True.Especially that it's a small penis.It's not that good.Yeah, you could probably hold him down on the rug and just let him get the pressure.True.
I haven't seen his boner yet.Hit him with a flashlight.But you haven't seen his boner yet?It hasn't popped out.What?Yeah.He's humble. Reggie Miller's a humble boy.He is humble.He's like, you know what?I'm listening to you.I have one nut.
I don't need to.Did you watch Ben?Ben?No, I only saw him get asked about Tony.I only have seen Tony's stuff.Yeah, obviously.Can you believe he said that about fucking Puerto Rico? What did Bannon even say about it?He was just like... Bannon?
Yeah, what did Bannon say about it?Oh, Bannon.Fucking dude, it's a great interview.Like, it's awesome.He fucking... I'm kind of stoked he's out....ruined them.He's like, dude, you guys actually fucking are insane.
He's like, none of these people support you.He's like, I was just in jail.They all hate you.Yeah.What are you going to jail for?What are you going to jail for?I don't even know.Maybe like Jan Six shit or something like that.I have no fucking clue.
I think it was funding shit. The War Room.Some of the War Room.I thought he was fraud about... My bad.It's a daily show.It gets clipped up and a podcast.He looks like Benjamin Franklin.He wears two button-down t-shirts.It's the craziest movie.
He does have nice drip.Two button-down t-shirts.He looks like a guy.He looks like a guy in your neighborhood.He does.He does.I kind of love him.I honestly love David.
They tried to slander him saying he's like a drunk and beats his wife, but I don't think that's true.That's why he's just a guy in the neighborhood. He's just a guy you see walking around.He's like the penguin.We get what we deserve.
Thank God your dolphins reached him and sprung him, bro.Dude, a penguin's good.I might have just tried to watch too many episodes at once.Yeah, that's a... You can't pick.What?I was picking.The penguin.
I was on the... Why are you talking about Arkham?Is that the Batman spinoff show?Yeah.Are you just talking about Arkham because you're a DC head?He is a DC head.I mentioned Arkham.Mental hospital, we all know.You didn't watch the penguin?I...
Was it, like, is that show, like, more than five years old?No, it just came out.Okay, no, I didn't see that at all.Kyle Farrell, he should get every award ever.I didn't see that show.There was an old... Kyle Farrell does rule.
I've always loved Kyle Farrell.He's the man.He's great.2D, season two.Did you see the interview he did with People Magazine about his son?Alexander.His son has, like, I forget what, some sort of disorder.Yeah, yeah.He had, like, an interview.
It was very sweet.I just saw... I almost cried.He...
Ran a lady in the Dublin Marathon in a wheelchair Eddie and I was thinking to myself That's got to get awfully boring for the person in the wheelchair or awesome Farrell so long you ever hop in a shopping cart your friend push you For that long.
I know, but you should start jumping in front of fucking bushes, being the guy in the wheel.Like there's people cheering you the whole time.
I know, but it's like if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm thinking to myself, I'm thinking to myself, it's starting to feel like it's about him.
In a little less about me cuz yeah Yeah, I'm actually running a marathon I'm saying like I'm the one competing in a fucking marathon.
I feel like you could run a marathon I know your cardio is not I know distance isn't your thing, but I think you say I did four miles yourself I
Ran four miles recently might be able to tag-team rotate or we could I'll do every that would be nice Call walk.I can't I got I can do four miles in 50 minutes.That was my world record My knees went numb.I don't know what happened.I got her side.
That's what my name was numb and tingling I couldn't fucking breathe.It's right sir.I did I did in order to like take pressure off my knees I did pool running and in my apartment complex.Basically, I mean, I was I was like, dude, I did it.
And there was one guy just sitting at the pool working.So I was like, I'm just gonna like bang out some pool laps.Not a big deal.Good for you, dude.But I saw one person.Oh, I'm not even gonna say I tried to like slow roll it.
So I like kind of kept my bottom to the world series.Oh, shit.He's back on top.Pass a jack.All the stars are winning their gun.Show Pete Rob Lowe. Tim McGraw.Tim McGraw still holding it down.Shut up, Tim McGraw.
Dude, but the guy, he was just sitting there working on a laptop, but I was like, I was trying to be respectful, my bad.That's good.Trying to be respectful, so I like try to do it kind of low key and didn't move my upper body.Just move like an evil.
Sloshing.You must have been terrifying.You look like some of the Super Mario Brothers. And then I realized after a while, I was like, this isn't right.And I just started pumping the arms and ripping the water.Like bro, this is on you, bro.Yeah.
I did that for a whole summer.I tried to jump out of the pool.Did you really like NFL player?Like jumped out of the pool and like jumped into the back of a fucking pickup truck.That's dude.Was that real?Yeah.Yeah.Fucking sick.It's impossible.
Uh, Lamar thought he could jump out of, out of my pool.Lamar is insane. Yeah, obviously, you can do it.Yeah.Yeah, whatever.I was doing I was doing two laps and then I would swim back and forth and walk one lap and it was devastating.I was dead.
You're going in the buds, bro.I mean, dude, you would have been I passed the police test.No problem.That's just his officer.I'd be a police test.Yeah.You can pass it right now.I mean, dude, if you if anyone, if you train for a month, you can pass.
I got some shit.Yeah.You train for a cop every day.Fucking ass.What's his deal? American Street.It's fucking one lane here.I know American Street.Yeah, one lane here.Did he know you just served?No, no, no.He has no idea.
He doesn't know how many dolphins he's in.It changed his life.American Street, it's like lane, big ass median, water catch, and another lane.So I was coming up, intersection here, I'm coming up in the rig, and there's a crash.
There are cops here, and there's fucking a tow truck in the fucked up thing.Yeah.They're all in on it together.Sidewalk. do?Go around and then come back.You went the other lane.No, not even in the other lane.
I literally went around in the intersection and went around him and he goes like this.I was like, I rolled my window.I was like, what?What is his problem?The fact that you were next to them?
The fact that I went into the fucking intersection and around, he's like, that's where you're going to go.I was like, Where else do you want me to go?So you had room to go around the mall?Obviously.I went right the fuck around.
I was like, where else do you want me to go?He's like, the sidewalk.I was like, that's just as illegal.You want me to jump on the fucking sidewalk?That's what I said.He got all fucking shitty with me.I was like, dude, fuck you, asshole.
That pissed me the fuck.I stopped back and forth.How old was the cop?It's because I was black.What?How old was the cop?He was like, probably my age. Yeah.And you're just sitting there.Wait, you don't back the blue anymore?
No, I don't back the blue after what they did to me in fucking Yuma, cocksuckers.What did they do in Yuma?I had to dodge Durango fucking coming from Arizona to San Diego the whole time.I was with Spade the whole time.
Every time we saw a cop, I was like, I got your six.I got your six.I'm in the Durango.I'm with you guys.Then the dude break checks me.What the fuck? Still going.What?He goes down and around this canyon and waits and gets me going fucking 80 and a 55.
He knew you, but even though you had a six?Dude, relax.Even though you had a six against a cartel?I had his six.I had the Durango.I had his six and he did that to me.$450 fucking Yuma. Damn, I had to pay.Did he break check you?
He break checked me and then like sped on.He was trying to tell you to slow down.But dude, don't break check me.That's literally not good.That's bad to do on the road.It's like the cop looking at me like which way you would have went.
Both ways are illegal, dude.Which way do you want me to go?Philly cop?Yeah, that's guys don't even show up.What do you call 911? Yeah, well, I will say I didn't see one cop when I lived in Center City.Yeah, that's yeah, there wasn't one cop.
I'm sure they're busy.That's the work and let him go Larry.Now that's that like Rittenhouse is where they go.That's like the old cops go there. You got to earn a rent house, bro.That's where the bums are.They made me.
I'm going back to Rent House Square.Where the bums stay.And I wear glasses and the women wear their skirts.I wear sunglasses and the women look at me and say I'm weird.Because I'm weird. It's my favorite video.Are you still hitting the club?Spiros?
What helium?No, no, no.Fitness filler.Adolf Hitler.I left Adolf Hitler.I heard about that place.Never went.I'm a city fitness.Uh, it was a good gym, but it was very, uh, it was insane.Crazy name.Vertical country club.I've heard about that.
Calling it Fittler. Wild choice.And they were selling merch that was like hats with block letters, all caps.F is the closest you can get to an H. It's so close to an H, dude.Yeah, that's crazy.
It literally looked like, and one of the mannequins was wearing a shirt that said Fittler, wearing a bag across its chest.It literally looked like it was wearing a block letter Hitler shirt.Every time I walked in, I was laughing.
I was going, you guys, somebody needs to change this.Yeah, they're tricking.I mean, at least they got the good gear.City Fitness has fucking brutal gear.What do they got?
LGBT shit really rainbows obviously do what about for guys like me straight guys That's what fitness you know kind of all that I want to support them Nah, yeah, you don't have to you don't have to be gay to like wear like you guys The boys will crush you if you are rainbow shit.
No, I would wear a cap growing up dude game proud bro if you were But girls will kiss you.I was an old Navy man.If you wear a shirt of like two guys.I couldn't afford that rich gap shit.
You wear a shirt of like two guys kissing and you're like a 21 year old guy.Girls will definitely like you.Yeah.I fucking witnessed a kid one time at a bar wearing Nelson Mandela shirt explaining to a girl who Nelson Mandela is.
I was like, I fucking hate you.Just getting political prisoners, South Africa, like fucking Tiestos playing in the background. Yeah, you could rock if you wore like a rainbow thing I could but just like
I'm the only thing I'm at like City Fitness is great fucking gym.The only thing I'm pissed off about is their COVID mandates ahead.Well, you had to get vaccinated to work out there.
Anytime fitness got that anytime fitness kept it open, even when it was illegal.I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that.But that was any time though.Is any time where they're going to change?
You can go do any pandemic and they were just let you in the back and they have newspapers in my gym.Really?Yeah, the newspapers alone. You just go in the back and just work out.They were like, we don't give a fuck.
The one near me in Fairmount, bitch ass.They knew you had to get your grind on.The one like in, I guess, Willow Grove.Jizz Jasmine just caught some fucking chin music.Jizz is pissed. This guy's a fucking freak show.He's got a pulley, dude.
He's playing red ass.Their one pitcher's playing red ass.He is.Oh, he's coming out.He's going to get in the business.Art sports.Dude, they're up by...L.A.'s up by one.I know.This is the world.What could be greater, dude?Presidential election.
World Series.Presidential election.Podcasts are all as important. It's a trifecta of the entire world.Canaries in the coal mine.We're the last true philosophers.Are we the X-Men at all or are we just more of the Avengers?We're the X-Men.
We're Kamala's X-Men.We gotta get a shot of you before the stuff like you sitting down.Me sitting down.You should make a thumbnail. Talking about my girlfriend being my samurai before shows, it's nice.Preparing my armor, my Patagonian shirt.
Doing the fat stretch on the shirt.Dude, I got a mind melder for you.What?So, you guys are familiar with the pressure coming down from ceiling fans, right?Sure.I got tripped up on this the other day.I still can't figure it out.
When the ceiling fan is like putting air on you, is it moving in a circular vortex?Or is it like a sheet of air just falling on you?What do you mean?So when you're feeling the wind from a ceiling fan, is it like angled?
But just straight from the ceiling, all the ceiling fans out when it goes around.So what's it giving?Depends on which way it's going.Is it pushes air down?Sure.During heat, you can actually pull air up.I know that.
But I'm saying like, is it it's moving in a circle.So is it pulling, pushing a flat sheet of air on you or is it like moving like a little.It's moving.It's moving like a circular thing around Dyson's.
If you're talking Dyson, that's a flat sheet, flat sheet on a Dyson. But is it a ceiling fan?No, no.I'm just saying ceiling fans, it's blades.So you're in the middle of a bit.You're technically in the middle of a vortex.I was laying there.
You're saying you're in the eye.That's what I think.I thought it was a flat sheet.I think maybe it's like really close to the blade.You can get close to possibly an eye.Flat sheet. Really?Maybe.Dude, I was in the room the other day.
I was putting my kid to sleep.There's no way if a ceiling fan's on, you're not feeling it underneath.You are feeling it, but is that air kind of hitting you like this, or is it going whoosh and just kissing you as it's circling you?
I was in a room with a ceiling fan on.I think it's coming straight down.I think the kiss comes up there at the very top, and I think by the time it reaches you, it's kind of just a flat sheet.
I thought that my whole life, but I was in the room the other day and I was like, I think I'm in the eye of the vortex.You thought you were in the eye of the storm?I think it might be a vortex.I was sitting there just trying to put my kid to sleep.
It's a good Google because I'd like to know.I think I was in the eye of the vortex.I think it's on Google. What do you mean?Just moving air.This might be like Galileo's apple, by the way.It's not a fucking vortex.What do you mean?It's definitely not.
There's not a part in the room that's not.Dude, what do you feel?What are you feeling right now?Put your hand underneath the fan right at the fucking.That's exactly what I said at the top.Yeah, maybe.
But by the time it's hitting you while you're laying in your bed from the ceiling.This is such a gay argument. I mean, of course, but it's not a flat sheet.Yeah, but you know what I mean?Now, by the time it gets to you, it's a blended, it's air.
You're talking about the tornado.The tornado just disperses and then falls upon you.Yeah, there's no eye by the time it gets to you.Shut up, you fucking idiot.What are you gonna search?Is this Galileo's flat sheet?This is Galileo's apple, dude.
It's a mystery of physics that hasn't yet even been articulated.It's totally Edison versus Tesla.Dude, I'm telling you, I think it's a vortex. I was sitting at home.That's that fucking anytime city fitness shit.Don't touch my privates.
Dolphin attacks.This big old house.Can't get a fan there.I was exactly right.What is it?It's a, it's a wave in a particle.Basically it was exactly what I thought it was.What'd you say?Done.
I know I said at the top of the fan you might be able to find a gap like that by the time it reaches you we're talking a flat so it collapses fucking drills you the flat so the particle wave duality it's it's both of course I don't know.
We have to see that dip shit.
Pretty fucking flat to me.
Google.I'll tell you what to Google.Show the geothermal.Google does pseudofed cause erectile dysfunction.Google airflow from ceiling fan. Every once in a while Sudafed gets ahold of you and you go, what the fuck's wrong with me?
I don't feel like I'm fucking depressed.What the fuck?Normally it's alcohol.What the fuck?You gotta take Maka.That's all that Sudafed I've been taking.That's gotta be it. Now, dude, I'm telling you, Baca gets you crazy.No, I was remedied today.
I said, maybe I should chill in the suit and see if my good to go.See if I can get a footlong.Not the worst.Get in your head about this commercial on TV.See if I get a footlong dipper going from somewhere.Oh, come on, Harris.
Pitching the same economic plan as Joe Biden. Hey, I'm a fucking loser with a beard.I don't like this shit.Global War, that is a good one.Axios, George Soros.Are you kind of fat and have a beard?Are you excited to be in a political commercial?
To be fair, Bob Casey Jr.is a fucking pedophile.Fat and a beard could be a combo supporter. I was watching one of the... Depends how the fat's dispersed.Yes.You could be a fat trans male.You could be a fat FDM.You saw that dude on Surrounded.
Yeah, bro.I did.Holy shit.Did you see that?We all saw that.Dude, flipping the chair.I got tagged in a couple of those.I was just like, yeah.It was Shane.I was like, all right.I'm going to stop looking at Twitter.Those are nice hips on that boy.
Flipping the chair and being like, what's up, bro?What about white supremacy? That's honestly that season for true detectives.How am I doing my fucking fantasy league?My running backs hurt.Yeah, dude, chill.Please.You think you get raped?
Yeah, it was great.What about essay sexual assault?Yeah, that was I've experienced essay from who?San Antonio Spurs.Come out, San Antonio.I'm a man.I have a vagina.He was he literally hit the penguin.Guys like us, we have a lot in common.
Dude, it was so good.That actually was nice.That fucked fucking Shapiro up.That person talked uninterrupted for the whole time and everyone was going... The gayest thing in that was when the guy was like, you have the same ideas as Nick Fuentes.
Fucking bitch bitch goes mid dude, mid dude Mid dude.Yeah, he's like mid dude.No, we don't mid dude.It's like this shit pisses me off so bad You're fucking 45.You're a lawyer.
Whatever the fuck you are and you just constantly jerk off to yourself arguing with Insane people in college.Well, did you see how they made them?You're gonna win.Did you see how they made him run to the chair?How do you oh they had to run?
They had to run so you would sit in the room and as soon as like the one timer go off you'd have like Just 14 fat lesbians be like, do you know how to get kicked off?It was so funny.Everyone raises a flag.
This one black dude runs the chair, hits the fucking chair, gets on and goes, I want to talk about abortion.She's like, okay, what is the worst argument, bro?A woman has a child and can't breastfeed her.
And the guy, he's like, I don't know where you're going with this.Well, then I would suggest she buys formula.What is the next question?Dude, they didn't say that.His whole argument was just like, should we just kill them then?
Because you can't feed them.And flags immediately just went out.Anytime they start losing, flags go off.Dude, his argument, and everyone came up with the same thing, being like, All right, let's talk.We're like, I'm about to crush you, dude.
How do you think Shapiro would do at the Monroe Institute?I mean, bang.Do you think he would get torched?You couldn't handle that kind of location.If it was the 22 of you, if the 22 mutants... Oh, 22 versus the... Surrounded him.Yeah.
Would any of you even run to the chair?I would.Or would you guys float?I'd say, Operation Protective Edge, what do you think about that?He would say, my dude, my dude, my dude.My dude.I think you guys are doing some pretty bad stuff over in Lebanon.
What do you think about that?He'd say, my dude, come on.And then turn the seat around and go, I'm a man with integrity. And I saw you guys blow up that apartment complex in Lebanon Why are you so obsessed with my pussy, Ben?
Yeah, you also hit him with a nice... That actually was like... Fuck you.That was the one point I saw on that that I was actually like, that's actually pretty funny.That was funny.What?And he's like, how am I obsessed with your genitalia?
It's like, it's kind of all you talk about.Yeah.It's like, I got you, Ben, a little.Yeah, that kind of crushed him.The spinning chair, the spinning chair cost him.She started foaming at the back.
Once you're spun, don't fucking spin it back and be like, all right, let's get down to brass tacks.She started foaming at the mouth. Like, while she was talking, it got so worked up, and I was like, obviously, this is a woman.
That's the T. That's the estrogen.Once you start not making sense and yelling, it's like, all right, you're a chick.That was a tough look to be like, I'm a guy, and you're just like, you know what?If you don't stop, like, you know what?
We're just talking about the male patriarchy.Just not make sense for two minutes and dominate the conversation.That was like... They just go, exactly.Her doctor should have been like, hmm, we must raise those levels.
They must have been watching it like... They should hit it with a T blow dart.It's like, Oh, it's got a good idea.You got for this weekend.Start running backs out.You tell me how I'm doing.Get out of the car. Let's just get some beers, dude.
Alright, we should wrap it up.Yeah, we should.We should.Boys, so good to have you back.We did it.It was amazing, bro.The guys are back.Are you guys excited about the election?I can't fucking wait.I can't wait.
I'm so excited for the future of the country.May the best person win.May the best person win.Whoever wins, I'm gonna support.That's my president.And whoever wins, certify that election.
Don't be insurrectionist, you know, I mean do not be insurrectionist.Yeah Don't be insurrectionist even if that capitals looking tantalizing do to run a bit I'm gonna run up in there.Don't run.Don't run in there.
Don't just chill just like feel like running in there for years Fat-ass Elon Musk run for president way down in the closet next to the janitor.I find yourself, find yourself through dreams.You don't need to run in there.All right, we did it.
I mean, I'm all in on this podcast right now.I'm all in.I'm so fucking bullish on this box.Goodbye, y'all.
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