I don't think it looks as great as in Illinois.Have you gone to Kentucky in the fall, dude?
Why everything is just better in Kentucky.Why don't you go back?
All right episode 13 welcome back to the what are we doing podcast home of the what are we doings and also it's a podcast Yep episode 13 episode 13 I Mean I'm gonna keep saying it they didn't want us to have a bigger pool than Kanye, but look at this We got mic stands.
How you doing?I think Drake's got bigger pool than Kanye.I think I
Uh, it ain't the only thing that's bigger, my friend.I'm imagining.I mean, obviously I've never, no idea, no clue.I could ask Cam, but I mean, I don't know.
I would assume just, you know, speculation, you know what they say about assuming, you know what they say about assuming, but I would, I would have to assume because if you know, you know, Yep.Haven't slept since.
No way.What's new, man?Oh, man, just... How's the knee feeling? Knee is... Knee is kneein', you know?
It's... Nope.Tell me more.Uh, it feels good.Do what you just did by explaining, but more elaborately.Okay.
Please.Um, knee feels good 75% of the time.Other 25% of the time, I want it amputated.
60% of the time.It works.Every time.
No.Is that with Will Ferrell?
You seen it?We need to get him educated on certain things, I think.
Is he like a news person?
Is that what that means?Is that what that means?Actually, though?I honestly never heard it called an anchorman, I don't think.
It's like their official job title.
Kind of a bogus name.Why?I don't know.What are they anchoring?
That's a tough name.I would want to be known as the Anchorman.
Nah, what anchor means probably we're like sturdy or something away man good news people are never what does anchor mean?
Yeah, they'll hold it down.Yeah BOP hold it.Isn't it kind of frustrating a little bit how?Just all day long.All I can think is memes and videos that have seen
Never I didn't have anything like that so like I'd memes that people say vines do you ever vine?No like I was like did you Michael what you're talking about?
Yeah, I mean Like tik-tok I can follow now, but like some of those old things that you guys say like I'm like oh I look dumb because I don't know.
I mean, there's just like so, so many, like an unreal amount of just dumb garbage that just lives rent free in my head.And then somebody says something and I'm like, oh, it makes you think of that moment or family guy clips.Honestly, too.Like.
That also hangs out rent free.Just random.
And they still make a family guy.Yeah, that's crazy.
Cuz I mean, it's gotta be 20 seasons deep, right?Yeah.Same characters?Like, not characters, same actors?
I don't know of anybody that's...
It's funny how I always thought it was weird when you hear the voice of an animated show or TV, like a movie or something, and then you see the actor.
Like when I hear, I do this a lot, I don't know if you do this, when I am told about someone or hear someone, without seeing them, I instantly put a picture in my head of what they look like.And I am 99.9% always wrong.
Yeah, I do that with podcasts sometimes like like who just like Trey put me on to no dunks, which is like one of my favorite basketball podcasts and the first time that I watched a Like because they have a YouTube just like us go follow us on Instagram.
You can listen to our podcasts on Spotify Apple Now you can jump on YouTube and you can find us on YouTube.You can watch this whole video right now.If you're listening and not watching, you could be watching instead.Not judging.
I'm just happy you're watching.But the first time I jumped in there, I was like, no way that's what those people look like.You know, cause like, especially listening to like, I mean, you're just imagining who you're hearing for an hour or whatever.
And then you get in there and you're like, what? I wonder what people, if there's anyone that doesn't actually know us and they're listening to this, what they think we look like.Yeah, yeah.I don't know, man.
I do that all the time, though, and I'm always wrong, and it's like... But then I like... I'm always wrong, and then I still can't picture them the way they actually are, if that makes sense.
Like I always, when I think of that person or that voice or whatever, I still think of it the way that I first originally thought of it.
It's still, right, it's hard to like, because you've like already almost made a connection.
Created that.To that.Yeah, relationship.
Yeah, exactly.Like your brain is like, it can justify them being two separate people.
Yeah, exactly.Our brains are weird, man.Yeah.I have this app that I downloaded yesterday because I was curious.I saw it on, I think it was an ad for TV or something, but basically it records, doesn't record.
I tell it when I go to sleep and I tell it when I want to wake up and it like has a microphone and it records my sleep and so it can tell if I'm actually sleeping just based off of movement and everything.
And like, and yeah, and that's what I was gonna get it.That's what I was gonna get at.It records different sounds.
So like, I can go back and do just a huge fart.
Dude, I fart all the time when I sleep.I fart all the time when I sleep.Sometimes I wake up from because I farted, bro.
Dude, farting yourself awake is crazy.
I don't know how but dude, it's also farting the other day.For real.I had the craziest fart I've ever had in my entire life.It was literally cheeks, clapping fart.Like I've never had it like that, bro.I, and like, it wasn't a struggle to come out.
If that makes sense.It would just like happen.And it was like the craziest force.It was insane, bro.Anyways, back to the thing.
I don't even remember.I just remember I was like, Oh my goodness.
If I had something like that, I'd like write it down.
I should have honestly just sometimes moments like that.I wish I had like, Video or something.
Yeah a little instant replay.
Yeah, I Have some digestive problems I really do sometimes I for my stomach is so messed up Mitch Griffin said that we talked too much about peeing and pooping on this podcast I feel like we really haven't we haven't a while for sure.We did early.
Yeah, sure.Yeah, my bad But back to this say you're sorry to Mitch my bad Mitch.I Go Tigers.
But last night, I was listening to my recordings, because I had one on there when I woke up, and it has like 10 recordings, so I was just listening to it, and it breaks it down to like, this was you snoring, this was just a random noise.
Dude, there was, it blew my mind, there was a noise at like 4 a.m.of the train going by.First off, the train isn't even close to my house.I mean, it is.Wow, windows open or no? No, not in my room.
It picked it up so clear, and I was like, how did I not wake up to that?Like listening to it, I was like, how did I not wake up to that?And also, why is it so loud?It's like three blocks away.
Like it'd be different if it was your parents' house.
Right, where it's like in their backyard.
Yeah, I hated spending the night there in a train going by, because I go by at least twice a night.
I think it helped me be a heavier sleeper.
I'm sure you got used to it.I'm sure it was never a problem for you.No, it was I mean Isn't that weird how that works?
Yeah.Oh, yeah the mind man things So Sorry if you can hear dogs barking We have neighbors who have dogs Now they're barking in the house because the ones across the street were barking at the one who's at the end of the lane.
So, I'm not sure if you can hear it or not, if it's just gonna, maybe we can put some dog bark noises in there.But.
You were saying something?
Our apologies.Now back to your regularly scheduled program.Scheduled?
Isn't it annoying how sometimes your brain just can think of the word but can't say it?
Yeah, you can literally picture the word.
Yeah, like, you know, Mike, uh, what was that word?
Yeah.I'm hearing a lot of stuff about the, uh, hurricane, which whole thing, both that I keep, I don't know.Okay.Sorry to bring this up again, but conspiracy Tik TOK, every time I opened the app,
man it's crazy so i'm getting like essentially they're saying that the government can control the weather what somebody was like isn't it crazy that it came from mexico Things like all come from that direction most of them.
It's just how it's just how the weather weathers man That's where the water is.I just get like I get You know like it's fun to look into that kind of stuff and like be Like kind of about it like, you know, it's fun.
It's fun to like think about right but like
to really buy into it I mean even like one of the things I watched was like isn't it crazy how all of the streets and highways leading out of that area are packed full and on the way in there's no cars and no shit they said evacuate everyone's leaving
Duh, right like I how do it's just crazy to me that People are like they're really into it.They're like, I mean, it's got to mean something right?Yeah It's got to mean that everyone there is smarter than you.
Yeah It's like the hurricane in this past one in Florida that hit I Like all these gas stations is like one in four gas stations don't have gas.Yeah, it's great How's that happen?
Like I understand that there's like gas is like stored in tanks underneath but like the hurricane didn't even hit yet So like why was there no gas?
It's everybody's buying it up for their generators.
So why don't they fill it up?
because it's a risk assessment from semi-drivers I would assume like if you run if you're running a gas truck for BP you're probably not gonna want to drive into a hurricane.
It wasn't even a hurricane yet like it was just like this was like Days and days in advance right and for days and in days in advance people were leaving so the traffic sucked So if you're a semi driver you get paid to take loads from one place to another place, and it makes more sense to take Like I guess that's true
Financially, it makes more sense to do multiple trips somewhere else than... Yeah.You know what I'm saying?
If I was those gas stations that still had gas... Yeah, you're a monster.Skyrocket those prices, bro.
Oh, you want gas?10 bucks a gallon.Wouldn't that be crazy?
I actually want to do that.
You're so bad.I don't know. I wouldn't do that, but I'm just saying, like, that's supply and demand, bro.
Isn't it cool how people can say, I'm business minded, and what they mean by that is that they will take advantage of you.Like when it comes down to it, their bread's more important than anything else.
I mean, I never said that, but.I know you didn't.I'm just saying.
I mean, but you did say that.
I mean, it just, from a business standpoint, it makes sense.
I mean, there's people with signs that like... Or, or, or I'd go to the gas station and I would go, I'd go to Walmart or something first, buy all the gas cans I can, go fill them all up, and then I would sell that gas to other people once the gas station's out of gas.
I still think that's a little messed up.
What's the difference of me doing that than the gas station do that?
Why not?Let the gas station do it.
Because you want to make a profit.
Yeah, we want the money to go to the people, not the people.
They are also people that own the gas station.
You're talking about you're talking about up charging not on a necessity of people who lost their entire livelihoods. I ain't trying to paint you as a villain or anything, but like, you got a mask on, bruh.Like you.
You think Tesla people during this time are just like idiots?I ain't got to worry about that. Until there's no power.
Mike seems like he's got something to talk about.We were talking about that at work.There was like, I don't remember the exact number, but there was a lot of Tesla's that were just going up in flames because of flood water.
Yeah.Like flood water hit him.Yeah.It's a lot of Evie stuff.Can I, right.I'm actually an Evie specialist.I don't know what that means, but.
You are yeah wait for work.
You're actually like I mean, I do know what it means but like I am the ZV style I'm Evie For real actually though electronic vehicle
electric vehicle electronic I Knew it.I was wondering if you did.
I was just asking you what I tell you I'm I Tell you I'm EB certified and you go.I wonder if you know what that means.
That was your brother's coming from the person I thought frivolous and frugal was
and I can almost spell one of them.So, sucks to suck and you sir, suck.Yeah, a lot of EVs be catching on fire.You plug them in and go to sleep and then your family dies.Or not, or whatever.Come buy a Hummer.
I'm gonna get probably in trouble for that. whatever you know the risks of buying any product before you purchase it yeah exactly you get to do your research right be a smart consumer you got it we'll see there but uh i mean i saw like
videos of these people ran out of gas on their way while they're evacuating and they were in some like big SUV and they made a sign that said, please save our kids.So they were like trying to get somebody to take their kids to safety.
Like that's why I didn't, were they stuck or something?Are they like,
Oh, I wasn't catch that part.I don't know why I just completely just blinked in.OK, I got you this morning.
We're recording this on Charlie's birthday.Shout out, Charlie.Happy birthday.Me and him have been golfing for an hour and a half together, two hours, two and a half hours before I looked down at my watch and I was like, hmm. It's the 10th.
I got paid today.Wait, it's the 10th of October.It's your Charlie.It's your birthday He goes.Yeah, I I know and I was like, huh?Happy birthday.I Knew it.
I forgot Not didn't forget like I know when his birthday is I just have you know, I think it's busy Are you good with birthdays?
We were talking about this while you're up here working on stuff I'm so bad like, you know Maddie's birthday.
Okay.It's probably the only one you really need to know.
Do you know your anniversary?
Okay.Those are probably the two most important dates.Bingo.Bongo.
Yeah.I know that yours is coming up.It is.On the 22nd.
To be fair, Mike's is the 22nd.Actually?Mike's is the 22nd.Of October?Not of October.Of? April come on now Brock's December 5th.Yeah Parker's November 5th.I don't think it's the 5th.It's early November 7th.
I don't think it's the 5th because That would be I don't think it's a 15 or 7 sounds right.I think reason I know it's less than 10 I remember when I tell you something Parker does that's so smart what I
Don't know if he does it every day, but we had a conversation once about how basically Once a day ish he'll go on to snapchat and he'll search For the birthday cake emoji and it will pop up anybody who has a birthday.
He does that every day.I don't know
It does that.It'll put a... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying that every day he takes time out of it to... Let me make sure I ain't missing no birthdays.
Most of them I just know.When's mine?August 30th.
Yeah.I just wanted to see if you'd change it.
I always get mixed up between 30th and 31st.
Jenna's is an exact week after mine.I'm real bad with birthdays though.
Yeah, I know all my siblings' birthdays and some friends and that's about it.
Sierra and my mom are the same month, but it's the 12th and 21st And I get those ones I get those ones mixed up sometimes That is it's tough.
Yeah You just I know right like I know that texting both on the same day Yeah on the 12th.
I did both of me texting the group 50 text in a group chat say happy birthday Family chat
Hey, happy birthday.Yeah, and then that there you go.That's smart.It's sad Smart.
Yep It was someone's birthday I'm just bad with scheduling things in general Like I I this is this is pretty embarrassed.Sorry that probably popped pretty hard this is pretty embarrassing, but
like there would be times in for like baseball where i would go to school and then um i'd be like we have a game today like yeah really in elmwood and i'm like oh crazy go home at lunch yes go get my stuff i was like
I never, I'm not the person to have like a planner or put anything on my phone about schedule.Never, ever done that.School stuff, basketball stuff, never done that.And it hasn't affected me at all.
Homework stuff, usually I forget about it until the class before and then I'm hammering it out.That's when I work the best.Crunch time.
Are you a big procrastinator?Dude.
I think I'm one of the best at procrastinating and doing my job efficiently still.Okay, I was gonna say meaning that I wait the longest or yeah, like I Like no joke my mind works better Just under pressure.No, I want to say that's it.
Mine does not necessarily under pressure, but like it works better and faster when It's due, like, very soon.
I can't tell you the amount of times I've had a paper in college, I'm like, I'm actually gonna try to work on this a little early, and I do, and my mind's just blank.I can't figure anything out.
What was your favorite subject?
In high school, I enjoyed... Think of I don't know if I had a favorite subject.I just enjoyed certain classes if that makes sense.Sure.
Yeah, like there was like like senior year English Was one of my favorite classes just because I was with everyone all my friends and we were like We're in the whole lot.
It wasn't necessary that I enjoyed English It was I enjoyed that class does that make sense or like Spain?
I honestly like I I loved composition classes.I love writing.
I got better at it in college because I had to do it a lot more.I didn't mind it, but it wasn't
I got a, in Composition 101 at ICC, I got an A- on the musical excellence of Lil Uzi Vert. It was a paper?It was a paper.Musical excellence.It was like a five page paper that we had to write about something.
Like, basically she said pick some form of art and write a paper on it.And I said, this is art.She was like, I can't argue and your paper is really well written.So, here's the name of it.
I will say that, and I'm going to throw myself under the bus, and I also want to talk about this because I just thought of it as well.I remember in high school. we had to do a research paper, right?Like a huge research paper.
So we'd choose our topic and we'd write about it.Mine was about something with like one and done or something, college athletes being one and done, okay?And college- I remember you writing that.
Yeah, in college I had to write multiple papers and I got really good at Like, that paper was a research paper, my next paper was an argumentative paper, and I just chose- we can fix that in a second.
I just chose- I just took the same paper and just changed it.And, technically I guess that's plagiarism, but that makes zero sense to me why that's plagiarism.It kind of ticks me off, it's like, bro, it's me. You know, like I wrote it.
I should be able to change it however I want and use it.Does that make sense?
Oh, yeah, I agree.But like for some reason, that's plagiarism.That is it is really dumb because it's like. It's as much plagiarism as it is, like you're still using your own thoughts as long as you didn't plagiarize the first one.
Like it's still your thoughts.
Yeah.So why can't I just, unless your thoughts have changed, why can't I just throw them in another paper and just change it to be argumentative this time?Exactly.I did that.
I think in college, it's literally like it's, it's the same concept.It's the same thought.Like it,
Yeah, it's stupid that it's plagiarism, in my opinion.That's goofy.I did that multiple times in college, using papers from high school and just rewrote it.
Wanna talk fantasy football?
Yeah.Yeah.Okay, got a question.You know how much I love fantasy football.
Yeah, because you don't do anything.No.Who'd you lose to?Brock.Brock smoked you, I remember that.Shout out Brock, taking on the undefeated game.
No, don't shout Brock out.Unshout Brock out.
To be fair, I kind of helped him draft that entire team.
Hey, this is Mike.I did beat you, didn't I?
Well, where's your fantasy thing you wanted to bring up?Why are you laughing?
I just got proposed a trade, and I don't know how I feel about it.
What are you laughing about?
Not caller ID His voicemail is so bad.
It's so I made the voicemail when I was like 15.
Okay, you got a time to change it since then I don't ever pay attention to my own voicemail.No, no, I understand that you don't call yourself.
I have someone who is way worse.Who?
Dude, remember when it used to be a thing for like Fake call me Ring ring, ring ring.The voicemail box has not been set up.No, no, no, no.Remember when people used to like, they'd go, hello?Repeat, call me again.Ring ring, ring ring.Hello?
What's going on?And then they would go through the whole thing, and then you'd be like talking about something random then, and it would like get off track, and then they'd be like, ah, just gotcha.
Parker had one like that.Yeah, I know, it sucked.It was funny.
Because there would be multiple times it was like.
But he also never answered his phone, so.Yeah.Which, it's such a like, it's such a crazy concept for a joke, because you don't even get to see
What happens what happened or the response?Yeah, I guess you do if they leave a voicemail.
Oh And it got to the point where I like knew Based off how he said the first thing I knew I don't like when people are Like I don't like when people text better than they They answer faster when you text and when you call.
I don't know if that, I'm trying to think of how to word it.For example, I call my dad, he will hardly ever answer his phone when someone calls him.You text him, he's gonna answer.
It's like, it's like, I mean sometimes I'm sure he's doing stuff, but like usually like I can call him and then he doesn't answer and I'll text him as soon as I'm done calling him, he'll answer within seconds.
Okay, two questions.One, are you bigger on texting or calling?If it's something just like fairly quick.
Depends how urgent I need to answer.Does that make sense?Like, for example, when we had to cut down those branches, that was an easy text to my mom, but I called her because I wanted to answer right away.
But if it's like, I know what you're saying, like some people call you for the dumbest things and it's like, that could have been a text.
But I, I mean, I do, I feel that way too, but I normally just call when it's like, I need to get your answer like right now.
Yeah.I, okay.My second, my second thing was going to be, does it annoy you that I love to call?
I like, I just find being on the phone way more enjoyable than texting.
Yeah, and like you get more out of it.
So like you two, Brock, Caleb, Dawson, you know, like Charlie, obviously, like are all, I would rather just call you because if it turns into a five minute conversation instead of a two second text, cool, I got to talk to you for an extra couple minutes.
If I, if I like get a call from someone, it's like calling is nice.Cause it's just like, you don't have to answer, you know?
It's like, if I don't have the, if I don't like, for example, if you're calling me to ask me something or to talk or whatever, it's like,
It's either, okay, I had the time to talk about this, because it's like, I know it's not gonna probably be a quick 30 second conversation.If I don't, I just, no answer, and I say, what's up?Or I just wait to call you back till I can, you know?
Sometimes I'll text, and then if you don't answer within a minute or two, I'll call you, and then... But not like in a... Okay, come on, answer me.Wait, just like, uh, then if you don't answer and then I'm like, okay, well, he's just busy.
Then when you see my missed call, you can see my text and be like, oh, okay, well, here's what the, here's what the issue was.I'm not saying like, I'm not saying like I text you and then I'm like, okay, it's been 30 seconds.
What could you possibly be doing?
I mean, a minute and 30 seconds, not much different.
Okay, I said a couple minutes.Yeah, meaning like again.It's like ten minutes if you don't answer I'll call you and then if you don't then it's like alright.We already know what I needed I mean it all like again.
It all comes back to like how fast do I need to answer?Yeah, like if I text my mom, and I'm trying to figure something out, and it's 30 minutes later It's like alright.I'm gonna call you now Yes
Cuz it at least at least it's like like what you were saying I call her and even if she can't talk She hangs up, but then she sees my text of like what I originally was wanting so then hopefully she answers that right you know so it's like I think a call is kind of like a Trying to get their attention kind of thing.
I think it's frustrating when people don't have good like text etiquette meaning what just saying like
My I I didn't get on my mom the other day, but like I Essentially like encouraged her and it wasn't the other days a little while back, but she always said K With just a K, dude.
Yeah, I was like, are you pissed at me?Right?
Yeah, no, that means like you're mad or something, right?
I had no idea Yeah, so it's I mean some of it's just like not knowing.Yeah, I mean my mom like no and right like It is annoying Like, I overthink everything.Like a text is so hard to read sometimes.It is really frustrating to me.
I think that's why I like phone calls so much.Because I can hear your voice inflection.Like if you're texting and you're annoyed, I can't tell.
But if you're, if we're on the phone and you're annoyed about something, then it's like, okay, well, let's figure this problem out.
Yeah.You know?Well, it's, it's, for me, like, I, like, our generation understands, like, the different things between okay and K, you know?Right.
And so it's like, okay and okay A-Y.
Yeah.Yeah.So, like, we understand those differences.So, like, if I'm annoyed texting someone else that's, like, from you and me are texting, for example, and I'm annoyed, like, I'll make it obvious.
Like, I'll do the O-K-A-Y kind of thing, or just a K. Or, like, add periods, or, because I never punctuate any of my texts, so if I, like, add periods or something, like, to make that obvious, but, like, other people, like, our parents, like, they don't quite understand that.
So, it, like, I understand, like, sometimes it is, like, crazy hard to understand.
I mean, it's almost like its own version of, like, slang in a text.Like, I don't know, if that makes sense.
Mom, I love you, and she does the same thing with the K Yeah, I think I brought it up to her and I started to understand just leave it like I know she's not mad at me, right?
But also she'd be doing the thumbs up emoji a lot and she like I'll be saying something I'll send her something and then it's just a thumbs up emoji back which that is such Might as well send the middle finger.Yeah, it's like it's like okay like
Thumbs okay, buddy.Yeah, like that's how I read that.Yeah thumbs up to me is like Cool, shut up like yeah or something or like I don't know.
I see I see it the same way Yeah, so it's like I see the thumbs up when it's just by itself as a negative like hey, I just pooped and I'm like Yeah, it's like why are you texting me right now kind of thing or like?
So mom probably shouldn't do that no more.I love you Rachel But no yesterday so This is gonna talk about slang, kind of, and I didn't realize how crazy, like, how the difference between generations of understanding what words meant.
And so, yesterday I was telling my sister and my mom about, I played ping pong with my boss, right?And the exact words I said was, I played ping pong today, and some of the players were disgusting. And Leah knew what I was saying.
And Leah was like, disgusting is a negative word.Like, what are you trying to get at?
If you're like, oh, she's bad.
Yeah, and so then my mom's like, yeah, she had no clue what I was trying to get at.And I was like, disgusting?Like, I'm disgusting at golf or something?
It's like a, I don't know.
Really good kind of thing.Right.And like we were just talking about how like the difference like also like I don't even know when or how disgusting became.Something like.
Yeah.Well it's kind of annoying how fast like you kind of fall out of some of that stuff. Like, there's a lot of things that, like, even Forrest Stout said, and I'm like... Dude.What?
I subbed a lot last year when I was in Kentucky, and some of the middle schoolers had some words, and I was like... Like, I can get some... Okay, listen, if you're doing that, you need to go in the other room.
There's, like, sometimes they say stuff, and I can't think of any examples.Or, mewing.Mewing, you know what mewing is?I didn't either, and I'm gonna butcher the spelling or whatever.I guess it's something to do with, like,
doing something make your jawline better or something?It's like something you do when they go like this or something.And it's like, do you mew?And I was like, what does that even mean?And so they were trying to explain it to me.
What?Sounds more like a car.
I can't wait to figure out when we're grandparents and figure out what the new words are.
I think it happens fast.Even Dan at work, shout out Dan again, but you're not going to like this.I teach him and Jake words sometimes that are even like fire.Stuff like that, where all we're walking around like, ooh, that's fuego.
It's not even anything special.It's literally just yeah Spanish word for fire, right?
Or you know, this song's a banger or this is yeah, whatever and then sometimes I'll be walking around and they're like, oh dude this Chili cheese dog is banger and I'm like
It might be a lot of things, but it's I don't think it's that bus and maybe be a better term for that.Yeah, sure.Um, fire is fire is like the.
The just kind of catch all it's kind of crazy, the drop off to of like ages that get it and don't like there's a guy he was my mural coach or not coach my boss at a
Asbury and he graduated probably four or five years before I got to the college right so he's Not he's probably close to 30.He's not 30 yet, so he's still young right There was times people were texting in this chat.
Just like phrases or like words like Like if you know you know kind of thing yeah, and he was like he had to ask me He's like what does this mean?I'm like How do you not know what that means?
I feel like some things are just like.
Like if you're my parents, OK, I can.Yeah, if you're my parents, OK, I can understand that.But you're like you were literally just in college.Like you guys didn't text like this.
Maybe we're different.I don't think so.I don't think that we would be the only ones that are different.
How am I supposed to text you, bro?Like.
I'm not typing out, if you know, you know.
Has been a Coons age Right What's that mean?
What a Coons age a while ago?
Hot minute has been a fortnight No, yeah, that's a Fortnight just means a long time really Google I don't think it does I I'm pretty sure.I looked it up, I think, when Fortnite was big.Because you just want to know what Fortnite meant?
Because it's not... I was like, why in a fort for the night?
I just thought of the first time I played Fortnite ever.It was you, me, and Charlie. And you guys haven't played like that much before, like we were all pretty new to it.
And I just remember playing, and I was dead already.That game had me messed up.
I was dead already.I was watching you.
And you died because you fell off a cliff, like slipped and couldn't build, and you died.And Charlie was like, Brady, what just happened?You're like, I got shot. He's like, no you didn't, you fell, didn't you?
And you're like, yeah.It says it in the little kill feed, fell to fall damage.Or died to fall damage.
It was so funny, because it was like the first time and we all sucked.And we just like were trying to figure out how to play the game.And you just like tried building, fell off the cliff, died.
The little be-do-be-do thing.Dude, I was playing with Tolant.And this is one of, I don't know, there's so many Fortnite memories, but this is up there.
I died and I got I was so mad because we were like about to win and I died on some garbage whatever but I punched my dresser and it was it was like I don't know this dresser is like a freaking family heirloom that's made out of
yeah wood bricks or something i don't know but tolling goes all i heard was damn it bang and then and then my like really faint voice because my headphones fell off my head when i stood up me whimpering around the room going
God, I think I broke my wrist.I think I broke my wrist.
One night had us in shambles, bro.It really did, sometimes.You remember, like, everyone used to, like, post pictures of them.It was such a full exit.
You get, like, four of them in a night, and you're like, yeah, someone's gonna have to hold all these ladies off me tomorrow.
It's like, Crazy like you're your first win ever.Okay, that's kind of dope.Yeah, but it's like six in the same night.So no one cares Games like that and I kind of want to run for tonight bag just to run it back once I'd do it.
Um, I'm game tonight I would be actually kind of scared to see how much time I've spent on that game Oh, I remember looking at one point.I don't know like I would I would have to assume it's probably close to like a week
like seven 24 hours no like no anything longer oh I bet you you think a month Brady I bet it's more than that what's uh how I could literally if I had my phone I wish I had my phone we got to get a camera can someone buy us a camera if you're listening to the podcast and you have a
$200 to spare you got a couple hundred bucks to throw out.What are we doing podcast?
Greatly, it would be so sick because The amount of times I want to use my phone and can't because I just happen to have the best camera on my phone You know, I This may be wrong numbers and I'm gonna check real quick in it, but I remember one time I Wanted to see how much I played a game
And.I guess we could just pause the podcast and I actually looked up how many like I looked it up.And like it gives you the stats, you know, I believe it said like 10,000 plus hours, 10,000 hours.You know how much that is?
Divide that by 24, it's like 416 days.
So over a year, that can't be right.
Brady, we played that game religiously for four or five years, five years.Think about them.Oh, all nighters.We pulled on that.It was not a week.He played 100 and some hours. It's probably super scary.That's actually it's probably super scary.
Yeah, I bet I bet it is actually pretty bad I'm like in the top whatever I think we've talked about this before actually Basketball players.No, I think I'm in the top like something percent for like Duo wins and I'm sure it's way past now.
But yeah, you used to be able to see other stats I'd still can I looked the other day and
Well, somebody, somebody at work was saying how they're all, they're like, Oh yeah, I'm gross at this.And I'm like, shut up.I got, I got more wins than you have kills, buddy.Shut up.
The best was all nighters at the same place with four screens, four systems, and just Yeah, that was the best.
Yeah, what a time to be alive.Yeah, run it back I would just don't have a house with Wi-Fi that good anymore.
Yeah Oh This all stemmed because of Mike's one question, so I feel really bad.
We never got to even.We never talked about fantasy football.
How did we?You, some of a ringtone, and then it just ran with it.Oh, yeah.Voicemail, voicemail.
Hey, this is Mike.Leave a message, hey.
You guys were talking about Fortnite.I just looked up how many hours I played Call of Duty.It's not great.
It doesn't specify Warzone, but that's all I play.So, probably?Yeah.Just take a guess.
Yeah, way lower.I think 2,300.Lower.Lower?Close.1,306.It's like 11 and some change.
Still low.That's a lot.Yeah.
When did you start playing?
I mean, Warzone was in college.
I played Call of Duty since I was like 12.Well, what's recorded on there?
I ain't got no water right here.
Alright, what was the question though?
So I propose a trade do you go Samuel for David Montgomery But I have on that same team Jamar Gibbs Like just running backwards I have Tony Pollard Kenneth Walker we're Gibbs David Montgomery and Those are my running backs.
Wide receivers aren't great.I've got Lazard, Ridley, Williams, and I have Puka, but he's on the IR.
That's your wide receivers?Then I take that in a heartbeat.Because you need wide receivers.
That's what I'm thinking like it seems like a no-brainer, but then Montgomery's just Montgomery is hard He's like because they have Gibbs and he gets yard, but it seems like every time they get the red zone You have Gibbs in Montgomery.
I both try giving Gibbs Yeah, I Don't know.
I like I do too.It's just they use them in the red zone so much.
I know exactly I know I need receivers but That's tough.I'm in another league with some guys from Kentucky, and they like to trade a lot.They like to try to trade a lot, but some of their trades are horrible.Like the worst trades I have ever seen.
Like they are bad trades.
A lot of people do that to try and get you to like literally accidentally hit accept.
I don't think that's what they're trying to do, but I could see that theory. There's some bad trades.If I had the time to look at my phone and do it, I would, but it's crazy.
There's me and this two other guys are in a group chat, and we texted, we send each other trades that we get from people all the time, and we're like, dude, what are they thinking?
And it's funny, because we're like the three that like, everyone understands football well in this league, but for some reason they just send the worst trades.It makes zero sense.We want to hop to a little draft in a few weeks.
I'm uh One one thing before yeah I don't know.
I was looking at our lights that we have in here and it made me think of this but is there a better feeling than when you don't have your brights on and somebody thinks you have your brights on and then they flash you and then you get to flash them back like I'm driving this lifted truck, you know and
And literally last night, I was coming home.I went and saw Maddie on her work break.And on my way home, this guy flashes me and I just, here comes the sun, bang!
Just on their head top.I could see them in their car go, ah!
It's it happens a lot nowadays with those led lights.Yeah, because they're so bright.
They're so bright without the brights on that it looked like it was dark in their room and I walked in and flipped the light on like it was I didn't face perfectly I
Didn't even really think about it because my car has automatic brights So they just turn on and turn off whenever there's a car, right?
So I find myself when I'm driving a car without that that I like just kind of don't use don't use my brights until I think about it and I hadn't thought about it until they flashed me so I turn them on and I was equally as surprised at Turning on literally it looked like I turned the Sun on it was hilarious The guy was fighting for his life
It's... Yeah, it's funny when people are wrong and they do that.
Yeah, I love it.Sometimes... Sometimes they'll be warning you about something, though.Yeah, like flashing like a deer or a cop here.
I think it's... Gosh dang it, dude, there's something about brights.
I think it's I do this a lot when I drive Sometimes I forget that I have my brights on and I'll pass people and they don't let me and I pass them and I go ah My bad That's on me shoot.That's on me.
I do that a lot honestly because I don't have Yeah, I got no fancy Buick that turns my brights off and on for me.Oh Well, one day.Can't all win them.One day.
Mike, draft.That's not... Do we talk about... I know it's not the right... That's the right one.Yeah.Have we talked about the NFL theme song being the same as the Christmas song?Christmas song? Listen to me.
Sorry, that was a little more stingy than I thought so There's the NFL song that goes then Annette and Annette and Annette and Annette and then it's like Yeah, right.Okay.
So if you want to go Christmas you could go that internet It's the same It is a little it's literally the same
I don't think that's where they got it though.
No, but it doesn't matter.It's the same
You can do that with a lot of songs, though.
I'm just saying not like that, where you could just cut it and replace the set.I feel like give me another one.I don't know, but I feel like, OK, well, I feel like you're wrong.So what made you think of that?I was I was just listening.
I was watching football and I was listening.You finished the rest of it.No, I was like, so, OK, I'm going to have to dox myself here. The game wasn't nationally televised and I didn't have access to it.
So I was using a streaming service and They cut it off at the commercial break and it only got to that part and then I was like That's so familiar because it could also go that nananana.
Yeah, I can't also probably go to a lot of things or vice versa.I I get what you're saying, but I'm just saying.
Wouldn't it be cool if your best friend, whenever you told him something that you thought was really cool, he just was like, yeah, that's awesome, man.Instead of just absolutely pooping on your ideas that you have.I mean, what a world.
It's not this kind of podcast.
You know that little meme of the fish?We talked about this.
Really do you yeah, he does, you know, that's real they act There I watch like the full video John John at work showed it to me They literally took it's a puffer fish and they take the puffer fish out of the water and it like expands and then does whatever Puffer fish have teeth or these ones did at least They're feeding it a carrot and it like takes a bite of the carrot and then coughs.
We can put it up it's so it's like a good feeling or something is that what that sound like what's that?Is it just a sound of them eating or is it a sound of like no satisfaction?
No, I think it's literally just it was like Coughing didn't know what noise to make to go.
That was just that one scenario I think it was just like that one fish just oh Hilarious
Yeah, I don't know memes.
Alright, draft.I believe the draft category is all fall.Or was it something like that? All things fall.
I wish that our screen worked so that we could see how sick the new setup looks.For your viewing pleasure.
Yeah, if you're watching this on YouTube, I hope you guys like the new screen.If you're not watching this on YouTube, you should go watch it on YouTube.
You should go check this out, or maybe we'll do it fast enough that we could clip it.Who knows?
Yeah, but the new screen I think looks kind of dope, changes up a little bit, gives you something to look at all along.So, all things fall.I go or you go?Don't matter to me.I got two heaters right off the bat.
I would love a first pick.
If you'll allow it, I'd love a first pick.
I think I want to rock, paper, scissors for this one, because if you take mine to test.
That's fine, we'll do one, we'll do one.
Oh, that was not what I was thinking about.It's perfect Campfire weather.Next.I mean, I agree, but I think that's a bad pick, but... Pick numero uno.
I'm glad I got second now, because I get it back to back.
Pick numero uno.Hoodies. Hoodie weather is fall time, and I love wearing hoodies.
Fall is one of three seasons where you can wear a hoodie.
I mean, yes true, yes true, but when you think about it, when you think about it, hoodie weather is usually fall time.When it starts turning cold is when you start wearing your hoodies.
And then in winter, it's a little too cold for a hoodie, you start wearing a coat. I'm just saying, I think that's a great association.Sure.Number two, and if you can't argue this one, honestly, I disrespected it by not putting it in the Ward.
Thanksgiving. right thanksgiving is what is your second favorite fall activity it's not it doesn't none of these are it's not activity it's all things fall what associated with fall do you like and thanksgiving is fire it's only in the fall
And it's a time that you can just go ham and eat whatever you want.And the food is fire.
Give me with my second pick.Oh, my gosh.I would like to go with how pretty all of our landscape is. All right.What?
It's like the literally that's all right.It's right.Change of colors or something.
Change of colors.Like that's like I mean asking.
I think I don't think it looks as great as in Illinois.Have you gone to Kentucky in the fall?Dude, Kentucky.
Everything is just better in Kentucky.
Dude, I'm just saying.Why don't you go back?Please.I will.
I need you here.I need you here.I'm so sorry.You got another one.
I'm going to go football. That's the one I thought about, and I should have taken that one early.Football is a great pick.It is a phenomenal pick.But it's also in the winter.Two months of it.Dang, that sucks.That was a great pick.
You ever just remember that you have free will?
Like to just do whatever?
I take it for granted, I guess.Like sometimes I think about it.Sometimes I'm just, just life, you know?
Like if I really wanted to, I could just bite my finger off and like throw it at you.If I wanted to, I could.I'm just saying.
First off, I don't think your body, unless you're like actually mentally insane, lets you bite off a finger.
You can like a baby carrot.
I know, but your brain does not let you.
You can bite your own off.I swear that's a thing.If you were trying to strangle me, I could do it.
Oh, yeah.Someone else is easier.I could bite your finger off.Yes, I'm saying your own.
I'm just saying, like, free will, though, like, you just do whatever, whenever, and it's fine.
Yeah, you definitely could have just chosen a way different scenario.I know, I'm just trying to think.Where did you get free will at from the first place?
Just saw the video before we started recording.I showed it to you, that guy that was Remember the guy that was sitting there and he was in the wrestling, whatever.
And he was like me staring, staring at random spots in my room to let the ghost know that I, or make the ghost think I can see him.
And he's just like, Oh, I need three and four.Yep.Man.Uh, You took some of the ones that I liked.I think, I think I'm gonna go with, uh, uh, Frick Man, what do they call a man?
Yeah.I can't think of what the frickin' thing is. The donuts, bro.Like from Tanner's.Apple cider.That's... They're apple cider donuts?
Apple cider donuts.Is that what they actually are?
Dude, we should go to Tanner's together.Apple cinnamon.There's some cinnamon or something.It's apple cider.Oh, well, that's... We should all go to Tanner's together.Okay.
Let's go Keep thinking like things that are like December ish and it's not fall.
I'm gonna do another one that is just gonna be the same argument that you're gonna have that you had with my hoodies, but I'm gonna go sweats.Joggers.
This guy, dude.This guy.He was so stoked for this draft and has nothing.
Okay, mister, the beauty of the outside and campfires.
You said, what's your favorite things about fall?I think it's beautiful outside.All the trees change color.I'm not disagreeing.Okay, well then that was a dumb argument for you to pick right there, mister salty bags.
For my fourth pick, I would love to take Halloween. I like Halloween.I think it's fun.I never I don't know how to spell Halloween.H-O-L-L-O.Let's go!We never did Halloween, so I can't put that on my list.I'm gonna go with number five.
Fall is my favorite time to watch. Scary movies.I love scary movies.I don't like scary movies.
I won't judge you on it.They scare you do they?Oh man, that's terrible.No joke.Oh no, that's terrible.
Well, I started watching a scary movie with my siblings the other day.Uh-huh.And then it like- With who?Which ones?Josh and Liam and Kayla were all watching one.Dude.And when I got home and I was like- I love your siblings.Yeah.
I love your family so much.
Honestly, just the fact that you're the weakest link is crazy.I'm the weakest link?Yeah, because you're a dude.You're a ball player. Just some hoopers over there.I'm kidding.
About some of it.Yeah.You pick.
I was just gonna talk about the scary movie, but.Okay.I'm just saying that they were watching a scary movie, and I was like, I'm gonna watch it for a little bit, see how it is.Yeah.What was it?I don't even remember.
I didn't stay longer than five minutes, because it started getting a little weird, and I was like, I'm gonna go upstairs.Come on, bro.For real?I'm gonna go watch something on my own TV.
Does it, like, mess with your sleep, or what?Not, like, that scary.Is it a, like, you can't,
I'm not saying you can't like a like it's a bad thing, but like is it a See like I can watch a scary movie and then Go and live my life and never think about the movie again like it like does it doesn't It's is it something that you like Think about I don't know if it doesn't keep me up.
It doesn't keep me up if that makes sense yeah, um it's just something that is just like if they're like a or like pretty real, it's like, all right, I'm not trying to like be scared of something.
The only ones I don't like are the ones that play on like religion.
And this one wasn't like a demonic kind of one.It was like, I don't think at least it was so far.I got, it was like, it was like some, I don't even know.
I just don't like anything that plays on religion.
It was, it was weird, dude.
I, okay. Hold on.I'm going to get into this, but you need to make your last pick or did you already make it?
I think I had number five right.
Let me just go with Start of NBA season.Yeah, because The first few weeks NBA season in the last few weeks NBA season is the only part of the NBA season I watch so I think fall is the like certain stretches of it
is the best time to drive with your windows down.I love driving with my windows down.
I remember we used to do that a lot in your truck, and it was windows down, and you'd turn the heat all the way up.Turn the heat all the way up, yeah.So you couldn't even like, it wasn't like freezing.
Because it could be like 40, 50 degrees, and it's like actually not bad.
I will tell you right now.
I will tell you right now, this weather's pissing me off.Yeah, because it's- Because I'm waking up and I'm going to- It's freezing when you wake up.Yeah, I wake up and I'm going to work.It's 44 degrees outside.Yeah.So I got hoodies on or something.
Right.I get out of work at 4, 430.It's 80 degrees outside.Like, bro, that is so annoying.
Like I'm just ready for it to be like, and I honestly hate the cold.Like I don't like winter at all just cause I, I don't know.I just feel like there's not much to do outside at least.I love fall time, like 60 mid sixties and like to fifties.
That's fire weather.That's my favorite.But when it,
Least favorite part about it is that it's like the start of when it gets dark early.
It's just like, uh, it's such a downer.
Could you, do you still have a pick?
Is he done?Okay.Real quick.Before we recap the draft, could you imagine living somewhere?I think it's like Iceland or Alaska or something where it's like only sun out for like four hours or some of the day.
Well, but like the suicide rates and stuff are super high there.
I wouldn't be surprised.Right, because it's like... Oh, it's noon and it's dark outside.
Right, you're just like alone with your darkness for too long.
Yeah.That would suck.Yeah.There's no way you could get me to do that.Stay there longer than a vacation.Yeah, no shot.There's just no shot.Alright, what is the draft results?
So, Caleb, let's start with yours.Number one, you had hoodies.Two, Thanksgiving.Three, apple cider donuts.Four, sweats and joggers.And then five, NBA.Brady, you had campfire, number one.Leaves slash landscape for number two.Football, three.
Four, Halloween.Five, scary movies.
I kind of like picking up leaves and burning them.
I don't like the smell of it. I don't mind it like bonfires are fine, but burning leaves or something like that.
It sucks It's just like thank you unless especially if they're wet.
Yeah, it's just like Thick that makes sense.Yeah.Oh, yeah, like I feel like a fire From like just firewood or something.It's just not very like well, it's not the same Yeah, I don't know.I don't know what's what makes I
Why leaves have more smoke than a wood?
Sometimes I, so I'll just so you can track, I was thinking about how it doesn't matter.Sometimes I'll, I'll tell like a little fib to somebody and then I'll forget to tell them that I was fibbing.
I don't want to say lie because like I feel like it's something that you should just know but like I was talking about With somebody the other day.
They said they had some injury and then I was like, oh it sounds like this and they were like Oh, I actually I went to the doctor already and it that is what it was and I was like, well, I studied sports medicine At ICC and they're like what?
Yeah, and then I'll just forget to tell them that I didn't ever do that.So then I I'll remember sometimes, and I'm like, if they think that I did that, whatever.You know what I mean?I feel like I do that a lot, though.Just as like a joke.
Well, it's like, because people, like, I see you, and I think a lot of people see you as someone that knows a lot of information, and is trustworthy.So when you say something like that, it's like... Right.
Well, and... Okay.It also, like, doesn't help anybody else's case that, like, pretty convincing.
Like... I mean, you're a salesman, so...
Yeah.I mean, business minded.Very.Yeah.You're right.Don't get, you don't even get back to that.
Episode 13, man.Put her in the books. We appreciate you all listening.
We are still doing a giveaway on Instagram and on TikTok.For our TikToks, we're about to post a whole bunch of them.We've got a bunch of edited clips now that should be coming out to you.Not back to back to back, but fairly.
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We were up till 2.30 doing this.And wake up at 6. any amount of, uh, you know, anything that you're willing to give us for the work that we put in, we really appreciate it.
Cause right now, uh, we're currently, we're currently employing someone and we don't get paid.So neither does he, um, appreciate you, Michael.Uh, but, uh, real thank you for hanging in there with us.
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