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Those of you who know, gearing up for the election, we actually have data analysts and access to some data that most people do not.
So we're looking at, we have an entire show on early voting in Donald Trump's base, but we're actually going to be doing that tomorrow.It'll be here on Rumble and YouTube.Usually it's just Mug Club on Friday, but we think it's too important.
We couldn't fit it in today because I watched the entire Kamala Harris town hall last night.And so it turned into a concept, just the official Kamala Harris roast.So we'll talk about that.
Another fake Trump story about him groping somebody that never happened.And in a shocking turn of events, someone named Mia Khalifa really hates America.
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Tell me, what was your favorite, Kamala, moment last night at the town hall in her doom loop of having to speak to help her polls, but realizing she can't speak? It was really, really bad.
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I am, I'm doing well.How are you?I'm good.I just assumed your question was going to be, how are you doing?I shouldn't assume.
Well, I'm very, I'm tired because I had that update of Doom on my smart TV last night.So I'm like, you know what, I'm going to drive to the office because I know I can watch it there.And then my television in my office didn't work.
Because you never turn it on.
So I ended up watching it on my phone in my zero gravity chair, then fell asleep in that.Oh boy.And then went home after I woke up.
Yes.And then this morning.Then the train.Then the train this morning.I was three blocks away in the train.So, you know, it's way worse.Well, hold on a second.Let me just.Nick DiPaolo is here.
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How are you, sir? I'm looking at some timeshare here in Plano.Yes.I got a feeling we're not going to know who wins this thing.
Well, we we won't, at least in Michigan and Arizona.All right.Pennsylvania.
Can I ask you a question?Has that ever happened before where they said we're not going to know 12 day for at least 12?A part of me thinks they usually just kind of kind of just do it and go, we're not ready yet.
I think it might be a power flex, like when Hitler, you know, used to have his people go like, I see so lost, don't even try to fight.I think they're saying like, yeah, we're going to steal it.We know you know that we're going to steal it.
We know, you know, we know we're going to steal it.So we're going to let you know 10 days before we get the results.
What are you going to do?I have an idea.Fuck the election.Let's get, let's get out in the streets.Okay.
Oh, come on.We don't want a James Carville.
What did I say wrong there?
He said into the streets.
He wasn't James Carville saying, we got to hit the streets right now and have an armed insurrection and we're going to be in the back of a cop car.
Something like that.Let's find that clip from my club.
Chris Tucker version of James Carville.
I'm talking about an armed revolution, man! Before we get to the don't you does everyone here agree?
You know as a grown man, you can control your bowels But if you are in a scenario where you know, you are near a bathroom, like for example, you're getting close to your house Yes mentally prepared.
So I like my coffee in the car and I was only a couple of blocks from the office Yeah, like oh good and then the train stopped on the tracks and I sat there for 30 minutes Well, I don't even have to it doesn't even have to be my house.
Yeah And I started bargaining with God.If I gotta go bad, I'll bust into a garage and fucking cover somebody's vet.
Next to Biden's documents.
Alright.Oh, mama's hot.So we have all, it's just really gonna be a roast of Kamala Harris Town Hall.It's a lot of fun.But first!Don't go too hard on her.I kinda like her.
You. He's incorrigible.They're gonna turn that into a gif.I hope so.She finds a lump in her armpit the size of two grapefruits.Wow.
Kinda hard to miss.Don't know if you know this, this woman hates America.She does.Mia Khalifa.Is that Khalifa's daughter?
Good morning to everybody who is not in the U.S.military.Good morning to everybody who is sitting at home and not on soil that doesn't belong to them, fighting a war for a country that doesn't care about them.I hope you go over there and get your...
a little brain all scrambled up with PTSD and then come back here and see how much the United States cares about you, Pookie.See how much they care about you when you come back with, oh, I'm so sad.
I piss my pants every time I see a falafel stand in Manhattan.Let's see how much the VA cares about you.Let's see what they tell you to do with your little broken brain from going over to fight a war that's not yours.
They're going to tell you to try breathing exercises because the US government does not give a f**k.
about sweetheart once you cannot die for them once you're done once you're a shell they don't care about you what did i say like that one time yeah i think that's i think that still stands so hold on a second here this is why this is so off-putting and you may not be able to quite put your finger on it it's a combination of the well it's a combination of the really annoying western white girl voice like oh
Yeah, really hard for you.You have to work for 10 hours a day in the mines.
Oh, you know where they do that But that combined with and this is quite rare a little bit of terrorism Yes, because you're not used to someone like that.You can never picture.
Yeah, someone in Mia Khalifa like oh, yeah So what do you have to do your suicide vest?You know like no talking because they beat them
You only use a dash of terrorism, you can't use too much.
So she's adopted the worst of both cultures and rolled it all up into one and of course this is a, and I say this without a hint of, she's a professional whore.And by that I mean she has sex for money.Yes, she does.
Well, I'm not going to hold that against her.
Well, no, I'll hold the terrorism against you.Am I supposed to disagree with her message?Because some of it was kind of right how we treat our veterans.
Some of it was kind of right, but when she's like, oh, and you get a PG&E with a falafel, it's like, why don't I like you?
Let's just say she's not pro-veteran saying, hey, they're not going to take care of you, so don't do it.She's like, you're on foreign soil, you shouldn't be fighting wars, just come home.Well, then her message was terrible.
I believe in free speech, but that pushes the limits for me.
but that's all i heard was that uh all i heard was that you know veterans aren't treated very well right yeah not what i guess i was staring to see if she had any tits i couldn't find those no it's hard to stare past the eugene levy unibrow yes that thing was uh oh my gosh i thought that was electrical tapes well she did between takes a gaffer walked up
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I'll ask him before we get to the roast another woman is uh, you know claiming something something something donald trump sexually assaulted Did you see this groped?This is a uh, the october surprise that isn't jesus late Winter early spring of 93.
Well, somebody fell off a cliff.
I was on a walk with called the wall from his somebody was walking you on the upper east side down fifth avenue when jeffrey looked at me and said You know, let's go stop by and see trump
And so we went into Trump Tower and went up the elevator and moments later Trump was greeting us.Ugly and boring.And he pulled me into him.Great combo.
He put his hands all over my breasts.But she fixes it with these super cuts, Farrah Fawcett.Yeah, exactly.She goes in and asks for the Gene Simmons.
Who's that?Is that her on the left?That was her.Well, then Trump should have ate her ass.
Because I was so deeply confused about what was happening.
Those stills weren't there, no one would watch this.
Includes one of the left images it 100% to my what happens to the woman and she was a piece of There is a personal message on the back of
back from Donald Trump said I smelled feet.
I still have that postcard.And oh, you still have it.Sick to look at it.That is why I'm here tonight.
I figured it was time to share this.
And I'm ready to win this election.Oh, there it is.In the White House is my absolute worst nightmare.
And now, and there it is, and now it's the Broad, and now it's the Boodle, and nothing is safe.Name that movie line.So let's walk through this.
This woman was raped three decades ago, sorry, groped three decades ago, and only remembers this 31-year-old event less than two weeks before the election.
And this is the woman with strong ties to Democrats, donated to the Obama 2008 campaign, worked for the environmental group that helped get Obama elected, called Clean Tech for Obama, and now says, we need to win this election.
It almost seems like this would have come up before, and now there's also another one, they're saying there's a videotape of Donald Trump groping a young girl at a fundraiser, but no video has been released.Even with AI, they can't come up with shit.
So I think this is a throw it in the don't care pile?
It's sort of a desperation pile.Yeah.I don't believe you.I'm sorry.31 years later now, if he was a threat to democracy today, he probably was, I don't know, in 2016, also in 2020.Same thing with the general's comments the other day.
He was, he was a threat at the time.You didn't say anything there.Oh, by the way, you also didn't expose him and resign.Right.So, I mean, that would have been like the honorable thing to do.I'm going to take a stand against Hitler.Let's go.
You're not taking into account the disparity of power for a four star general.
I saw a guy blow her up online last night.Oh, he did the timeline.Yeah.Did you see that guy?She, she said 1990, whatever the hell.Yeah. Yeah, and Epstein didn't even own his brownstone at that point.The timeline was like three years.
And I love the fact that she starts off like, me and Jeffrey Epstein?Now you're trying to pull the moral card?You're fucking with a child rapist?
Well, no, what you're failing to take into account is what does strengthen her testimony here is that one with one of these allegations does forego the legitimate publications to have it published in a gossip tabloid right before the election.
Yes, that really is a blow to her credit.I present that as Exhibit A in Believe All Women? I think Tim had the best point.If those stills weren't there, nobody was watching.Think about it.In the last two days, Trump said Hitler.
Trump said effing Mexican.That one kind of went away.Now Trump groped this person.No wait, Trump groped this person.The one silver lining here is... It's now just white noise.People don't care.They're like, oh, okay, yeah, fine, whatever.
So at least now we're getting a little bit past that where it's just believe everything you hear.You'll have a certain subset of the population who will, but I think, are you buying it?You can comment below.
I think most people now are like, eh, you know what?I believe a lot of women, but I've also known some women like that.
yeah by the way they overreached with the effing mexican thing because when the sister comes out yeah and says that didn't happen when one of the witnesses in the room comes out says that didn't happen i know there's like oh great another one yeah like the trump hitler thing would have been you know by itself but then they do that it's like no you've overreached again
is is trump might be the clean either he's got great lawyers or whatever yeah you could argue he's the cleanest guy ever to sit in the white house put it this way when she's right steven trump if there was anything tying donald trump to epstein yeah we would have known we would have absolutely not instead like oh yeah it seems like he used to go to mar-a-lago and uh yeah there's a police report there's donald trump kicking him out and banning him from our logo the second he found out that the guy was a little bit creepy
You ever had someone who was a friend who then was no longer, or an acquaintance, you're like, ooh, I don't really like this guy on account of the fact that I know he locks up children in his basement.Whatever it is, whatever your situation may be.
The point is, you no longer associate with that person.The other people didn't.You know, 26 or 28 flights to a private island.That is what some people would call a red flag.
Let's move on here, speaking of which, to Kamala Harris gave a town hall at CNN last night. It did not go well, and it's, well, we'll get to everything.
But this is the theme, I just wanted to put this together in a montage, how many times, of course, the temperature was toned down.
The former chief of staff of Donald Trump, who has told us, Donald Trump said, essentially, why aren't my generals like those of Hitler's? Like Hitler, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has said he is a fascist to the core.
The commander-in-chief is saying to his generals, in essence, why can't you be more like Hitler's generals, Anderson?Come on.
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
Today, you quoted General Kelly, who said that Trump repeatedly praised Hitler.
But there are tens of millions of Americans right now who have heard all those things, and they don't buy it, or even if they do, they're still going to vote for Donald Trump.
So that's the theme of the night.Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, fascists.So hey, everybody, load up your guns and shoot at him, and then dial down the temperature a little bit.
Please.We're back there already.Already.We're there two days after the second thing.
Rest of the night didn't go any better.So this brings us to the Kamala Harris roast.
I believe Donald Trump is a danger like Hitler.
And there's not that much to like fact check because she repeated the exact same things again. So we'll just be incredibly childish and have fun with it, but we'll also affect you.
She started out warning us about the bleak future that we all face as Americans.
One has to think about why would someone who served with him, who is not political, a four-star Marine General, why is he telling the American people now?And frankly, I think of it as he's just putting out a 911 call to the American people.
Understand what could happen if Donald Trump were back in the White House.
Oh my god.You don't mean record unemployment?Average annual salary increase of $4,400 per year?Becoming a net energy exporter of oil?Let's move on to the other losers and suckers myth.
Not to mention what we know and what they've told us about how he talks about the military. Servicemen and women referring to them as suckers and losers.
No, he was talking about your internship next clip
with Liz Cheney, former congressman member who was a very high-ranking Republican.She has endorsed me.Her father, the former vice president of the United States, Dick Cheney, is voting for me.
Hey!A war criminal!A presidential endorsement from Dick Cheney is like a Surgeon General endorsement from the Marlboro Man.I couldn't pick the Cheney family off a rooftop full of faggots.
Yummy.We talked about this the other day.I don't understand how a Dick Cheney endorsement is now a positive thing for a Democrat.I know.Unreal.How in the world is that even possible?
She said she's dated Strom Thurmond.
Robert Burt.Robert Burt.He came out and he supported me.Half of me.
I love how she tries to rope Anderson in, by the way.Yes.Anderson, right?
A part of me thinks when you watch this entire thing, they don't want her to win because you'll see the questions from the crowd.They got tougher on her.Like, they actually had questions from the crowd that she would have to answer.
Of course, she didn't.But here she goes on to talk about, you know, after Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, danger, danger, something about unity.Here.
I believe the American people deserve better. And they deserve a president who is focused on solutions, not sitting in the Oval Office plotting their revenge and retribution.Stop!
My erection is now a liability.I thought I knew what arousal was before today, but I did not.Retribution and revenge?I'm going to have scars on my knuckles from too much...
And it's not like he's saying I'm just going to go after people randomly.He's going to say I'm draining the swamp essentially.I'm going after people who shouldn't be in this position anymore.Weaponize the DOJ.
Why is that wrong to go after people who are breaking the law and weaponizing government against its citizens? That's not a bad thing!I would have voted that guy already.
Biden's right.Biden would have been a better candidate.Yes.Even fucking Brain Dead.Yeah.Oh, he definitely would have been a better candidate.Even Brain Dead.
Yeah.No, but that goes back to your point.So why is Anderson Cooper being harder on her?They weren't initially... Because he doesn't like women.
He doesn't like girls.Yes.
He doesn't like snatcherini.He would definitely not be harder on her then.I'm just saying.Wow.
She reminds me of the girl in high school who made him realize he hates himself.
Yes. I think it's become like Joe Biden.It has become undeniable that she cannot answer these questions.And they absolutely are at a point where they're like, look, we ran this for you for a while.We did like a month and a half of coverage.
Now it's just like Joe Biden.It was undeniable that he was falling apart.It's undeniable she's an idiot.
Think about that.That's their two best choices.Yes.Yes.A fucking brain-dead and this fucking... Well, either way, it's brain-dead.Oh, my God.What does that say about the left?You got no banshee.They really don't.They really don't.He got nothing.
No, they do, but he was a Jew, and they couldn't appoint him.
Bad one.Bad one.They're like, look, I think he'd bring a lot of good qualities and could win any of the most important swing states.Too many vowels in your last name.
Look, I'm a big fan of wholesale as much as anybody. I can't be seen with a Jew.I mean, I was dating this guy, Arafat's fucking nephew.
Oh, my God.All right.It gets worse.It gets worse.Because then they started taking questions from the people.
So my question is concerning groceries.Grocery prices have gone up quite a bit in the last four years.And some people blame former President Trump.Some people blame President Biden.Who would you say?No one blames Trump.Nobody.
And what would you do to bring prices down?First, look.
Product placement for lids.I thought, the question would be, hey, do you want anything embroidered on the side?Yeah, can you put some of an emblem on here that lets everyone know that I'm a raging pussy?Yeah, just put a Kabbalah sticker on there.
Take care of it.The holographic one, please.So she gave a very prefab answer on price gouging that we have seen exactly many times, and all of those times also did not answer the question.
Part of my background and how I come to it is probably a new approach, grounded in a lot of my experiences as a former attorney general, where I took on price gouging.
And part of my plan is to create a new approach that is the first time that we will have a national ban on price gouging.
In the midst of an emergency, whether it be an extreme weather event or even the pandemic, we saw it, where those few companies, not the majority, not most,
but those few companies that would take advantage of the desperation of people and jack up prices.Yeah, I'm going to go after them.Yes, I'm going to go after them.I'm taking on, for example, price gouging.How do you feel about iGouging?
For example, price gouging.For those bad ones, they take advantage of people, especially during a pandemic or extreme weather, and they end up jacking up prices, and there needs to be accountability and consequence for that.
I'm taking on, for example, Price gouging.I don't know, I think I saw it on sale for $14.95.She just immediately, that's what's so unlikable.
It's one thing for someone, we expect politicians when they're, right, they're stumping, we expect them to have some points, that's the point, economic plan, you're going to repeat it.
The part that rubs people the wrong way is when she's just dishonest in a way that doesn't, like, I'm taking on, for example, how do you say,
deficit like no no you know what you just just go to it and then separate it from you know your conversation between people she's not capable of it i think this pisses people off though yes i think when she says i'm gonna go after price gouging she's trying to turn the american people against big corporations but what she's failing to understand is that basically this makes it to where
For you to believe her, you would have to believe that companies discovered price gouging in January of 2021.No, that's right.And that is the first time in history price gouging has existed.It is your fault and you're not taking responsibility.
That's what they see.They see somebody going, no, no, no, it's not my fault.It's them!
I found a new way to close our company off from half of the market due to unaffordability. It's stupid.
Let's charge $18 for an apple.Yeah, exactly.
Have you ever heard price gouging from?I've been following politics around 30 years now.Has that ever come up?But like natural disasters will say price gouging.
Yeah, but now fucking Kroger's and Publix. Yeah, that's what drove things up 20% was a few companies.Not most, not a majority, but a few.Yes, a few drove up the entire market.
If Kamala Harris had her way, you would have mobs with torches and pitchforks at the Piggly Wiggly.That's true.Exactly.
Maybe that pig deserves it.See the price of fucking ceramics at the Yarn Barn?It's fucking ridiculous.
And then she goes on to something about, well, this is funny, there's a question about anti-Semitism, the lady who refused to pick a Jew who would have won her the election potentially, and thrilling response.
Who has referred several times, we've heard the reports for years.
Quit picking on Hitler.Do you believe Donald Trump is anti-Semitic?
I believe Donald Trump is a danger to the well-being and security of America.
That's not what I asked you, whore. He has said that he's casting himself as a protector of Israel.Do you believe you would be more pro-Israel than Donald Trump?
I believe that Donald Trump is dangerous.
No, that would be your pap smear.She went on to answer, it's a violation of the Geneva Convention.Yeah, it's like mustard gas. It went on for like three minutes and there was no actual mention of Israel.I love it.He's dangerous.
By the way, tone the temperature down.It's never okay for political violence.Hitler!
I know, that is just... Donald Trump has done more for Hitler than any president that I can remember in our lifetime, and she, if she says she would be more pro-Israel, would have... Wait, you just said has done more for Hitler.
Sorry, no, Israel, done more for Israel.You said Hitler.Yeah, you said Hitler.
Hit that, no, hit the Hitler bad button.
Hit the Hitler bad button right now.Thank you, sorry.You said Donald Trump has done... but the truth is, you're right, because... I know.Hitler has never gotten more free publicity.I know. And people are actually going, I like Trump.
That's going to be clipped.Freak.Come on.He's done more for Israel than any president that I can remember in my lifetime.
And she would absolutely have a fire breakout in the Democrat party if she says she's going to be more pro-Israel than Donald Trump.
She just said the guy saying genocide.And she said that's real.What that person in the crown is saying is real.That Israel is guilty of genocide.
of course the media does the media is really careful with that because they know that the that the jewish vote is a huge part of the democrat coalition and this is the first time where it's pretty fragile because they're not quite sure when you hear your candidate say that's right israel is guilty of genocide oh that might tip you over to the other side so that's why it has not been getting wall-to-wall coverage then oh
Oh, don't get me started.This one is fantastic.She's asked about a pastor and she becomes a theologian, kind of.
One of the first phone calls you made after President Biden announced that he was dropping out was to your pastor.And I'm wondering if it wasn't a confessional, if you could say what that conversation was like.
Well, my pastor, Reverend Dr. Amos C. Brown of Third Baptist Church.I instinctively understood the gravity of the moment, the seriousness of the moment.I didn't predict or know exactly how that day would play out.
And obviously now it's been three months since I've been at the top of the ticket, actually three months as of yesterday.But I just called him.I needed that spiritual kind of connection.I needed that advice.I needed a prayer.
And there's a part of the scripture that talks about Esther. Williams and a time such as this and and that's what we talked about and It was very comforting for me riveting.
I'll take research.I never completed for 500 Alex Master time such as these Old Testament or new yeah the Queen of the Sheba you know no not even then Rebecca uh-huh
I wrote the Ford.There's a- there's a-
I just it's it's a weird it's such a like you said it's a weird way she didn't do the read like there's a part of scripture that talks about Esther no there's a book that talks about Esther it's called Esther it's the book of Esther it's the book of Esther yes I it's the book of Esther's uh traveling pants it's not what though I don't know in such a time as this was to to save the Jews
Which you couldn't even appoint to your ticket, lady.Literally saved the Jews from being annihilated.
I don't know if you know the story.
I didn't know that.Yes, that was the whole for such a time as this.Go before the king and save the Jews from being slaughtered throughout the world.
Who said that?So Esther said that?No, Esther's, I can't remember the guy's name, but he said like, you're there for such a time as this.I was like, yeah, but if I go before the king and he hasn't called me, he may kill me.
And he's like, you got to do it to save the Jews.
Yeah, well, I kind of, it's sort of touch and go with the Jews right now.
She just grabbed the name out of the Bible, hoping everybody knows.
You know why?Because she had to pick a female name.She's like, what's Esther from the Bible?She looked on at a law firm card.Yes.And saw that she never made partner.So then the question came up about praying, and she can't even answer that.
Do you pray every day?I do pray every day.I do pray every day, sometimes twice a day.Oh!
Twice a day?Fuck, the Muslims are laughing their balls off.
She answered that like a dentist asking how many times you floss.23rd Avenue Church of God, and I was raised to believe in a loving God.
Okay.Uh, hold on, go back to that pause there because sorry, we were all laughing at that twice a day, but then she has to stop herself because she said it like 19 times.If you want, where she, she, you could tell she wanted it.
I was raised in a middle class.She wants it, but she, she stops off.She goes, I was raised in a yep.
I, you know, my, I grew up so... Somebody backstage.I was raised to believe in a loving God.
As opposed to mine, they used to beat kids off the head and face.
Well, the one you believe in, you're testing his patience.We all know what she actually wanted to say because we have receipts.
I was raised as a middle class kid.And I will never forget where I come from.I will never forget where I come from.I grew up in the middle class.I come from the middle class.I understand where I come from and I'm never going to forget that.
Well, I'll start with this.I grew up with middle class kids.And you'll end with this.I'm never going to forget where I come from.Middle class kids. One, a daughter of Oakland, California, put the middle class and working families first.
It's where I come from and I will never forget where I come from.
Where I come from, my Blossom Mayers.
by the way born technically in oakland lived in berkeley and then west mount montreal it's like someone in manhattan saying i lived in harlem no a penthouse in the upper east side i get that the vicinity is nearby but worlds apart nothing about her is even remotely genuine and she had to stop herself because she realized she'd already said it too many times in this town hall please the one thing the most important thing from tonight's uh last night's town hall sorry
Do not become complacent.I know that you think this should be a walk-off get out and vote I know you think that it shouldn't even be a challenge it almost feels wrong with someone who's actually retarded youtube dump, but Really still have a part
to play a very significant role.Her response next to this, this is one of those, what is your biggest weakness questions, right?Her answer is an all time classic.
What weaknesses do you bring to the table and how do you plan to overcome them while you're in office?
That's a great question, Joe.Well, I am certainly not perfect.Let's start there.
Thanks for clearing that up.
So I may not be quick to have the answer as soon as you ask it about a specific policy issue sometimes.I'm going to want to research it.I'm going to want to study it. I'm kind of a nerd sometimes.
And some might call that a weakness, especially if you're, you know, in an interview or just kind of, you know, being asked a certain question and you're expected to have the right answer right away.But that's how I, that's how I work.
Okay.So according to the tally I have here, um, that now puts the world historical tally at 50 billion women to
Zero who've ever answered that question honestly Seems Nick number so her worst quality is that she studies things?Yes, you know, I mean, which is a good quality.Yes.That's her word.
My worst quality is I'm a nerd I'm so yeah That's a compliment.
Yeah, you're a real bookworm you fucking retard.
She's She would be the water girl for the chess club Yes If she showed up, there would be an abject panic.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.We want to be a good chess club.
I love a president, by the way.Ma'am, we have about 30 seconds before a missile gets launched.Well, I'd like to do some research and I would like to look into that.I'm a nerd. Ma'am, we don't have time.Yes, but I do.
Here's the thing.It would be fine if you did a bunch of research and you came back and answered, uh, but you do neither of those things.And her answer on like past mistakes and greatest weakness.It's just, it's, it's still, it gets, it gets worse.
Is there something you can point to in your life, political life or in your life in the last four years that you think is a mistake that you have learned from?Black cock.
I've made many mistakes.And they range from, you know, if you've ever parented a child, you know, you make lots of mistakes.In my role as vice president, I mean, I've probably worked very hard at making sure that I am well versed on issues.
And I think that's very important.It's a mistake not to be well versed on an issue and feel compelled to answer a question.
Question on weakness.Uh, i'm, sorry make that world tally, uh history 50 billion and one.Yes What the fuck was that zero who answered it?
Honestly, that's one thing that people liked about you know, I don't know if you remember barack obama I think he was on stage with I believe it was like hillary clinton and john edwards And they said what's your greatest weakness and he answered first and he said
You know, my desk is messy, I can be a pretty messy person.Then they go to Hillary Clinton, she's like, I care too, I work too hard.And they go to John Edwards, he's like, I care too much.And Barack Obama's like, can I do it again?
I didn't realize that was the kind of answer we're supposed to give.
and it made people like it yes yes a little bit honestly and i still didn't vote for that jerk no of course not but he was he could be no you're right he could be personable yes okay if i was advising kamal harris and um and i'm not uh i'd like okay you know mistakes i don't know how about uh helping bailout rioters who went on to commit violent crimes being the last person in the room and the person in the room to repeatedly advise on the afghanistan withdrawal
How about casting a tie-breaking vote on the Inflation Reduction Act?Picking Tim Walz for VP, that's a doozy.Debating Tulsi Gabbard, that didn't go well.
Failing the bar exam at least one time that we know of and having a thousand cases dismissed because you couldn't handle evidence properly.I guess that one's not the last four years, but that's just me, Mr. Petty.
I think Tim brought up the best point.Yeah.She basically said it's a mistake not to be well versed in a topic.I don't know what she said.
Yeah, she double talked on that.
Yes, a minute ago she's like, I just, I don't have the answer.I like to go research stuff.I'm like, I don't, wait, what?Yeah. Hold on a second.
My greatest, yeah, that's my greatest weakness is I read too much.I listen too much.I care too much.I'm too honest.I'm too middle class.In Oakland.
Also, I don't know what happened.I don't know why she was being asked a question by let himself go Doug funny, but His next question was if Patty Mayonnaise likes him.
Here's another question which should really allow her to sink her teeth into about the nuts and bolts, the specifics of her economic plan.Hopefully you understand why the entire show was a roast of this.There was time for nothing else.
And this is the whittledown version.
I would like to hear more nuts and bolts about your economic plan.She said nuts?Sure, thank you, Pam.
Nuts and bolts are on your neck. It is the case in the United States of America that billionaires on average pay less taxes as a percentage than teachers and firefighters and nurses.
I'm talking about hard workers like pound the street, have some sick and fast.You mean prostitutes?Yes.Not the really high.
Let's set the scene.Look, she's getting upset.She's going to float out of the town hall.I'm talking here.Need to pay their fair share.OK, I am referencing that.
And I need to reference that because sadly, Donald Trump, when he was president, gave tax cuts to the richest, to billionaires and big corporations, which added trillions of dollars to our deficit so that
Sadly needs to be said in a way that should be obvious to your point, but is not given what he did.
Right.Hold on.The first thing is nothing you say is obvious.It's nonsensical.What is obvious is the United States deficit has increased by $473 billion.Wait for it.In the last three weeks.Well, some would say a lot.
And even this next one, this next one, this is why I say that I don't, you comment below, I don't think that CNN, I think at this point they want to get some distance between her and them because they do, but they see that.
Look at the way that that lady goes.No, no, no, no, no.I asked you about the economy.I asked you about your economic plan.I didn't ask you about your tax plan and your, no, no, no.Don't talk about billionaires.I've heard you talk about billionaires.
Please tell me what you're going to do for me.Shut up.
Let me talk about billionaires.
Yes, and then she goes right back to it.
Yesterday she was bragging about, that's why I'm going around the country listening to people.Then she had a town hall where you couldn't ask questions.
You know that she's not a nice person.You can tell when she mingles with people.Just a little.That lady just pushed her a little and you could see the hate in the eyes.
But hold on, I'm asking you though, are our taxes going to... The only thing going up is your cholesterol.
You can see that in her eyes.She has never been pushed back on, and that's what DEI gives you.Seriously.Women have never heard the fucking truth of themselves.Black people haven't heard the truth about themselves in a thousand years.
And listen, they watch my comedy. Honestly, this is a I hope for the Trump thing that I love the fact that black people are coming around This to me is the best out.Yeah a byproduct.
Well, she's disconnected with so many black people That's the thing like this.She's not emblematic.She's not representative not like people
In the black community, when you look at when they answer these town halls, they're in the focus groups, not the talking heads.
There's a huge difference between the talking heads on CNN and the average black American somewhere around your neighborhood.They're very, very different.Van Jones shares very little in common with them.
Congressman Clyburn shares very little in common with them.They do appreciate someone who's willing to listen.And here's the thing, a lot of black, in my experience, and you can comment, they don't have a
Inherent disdain for success if someone's a male in other words there's a reason he was you know featured Donald Trump or mentioned in hundreds of hip-hop tracks because it was something to aspire to and they actually appreciate that someone is Authentically successful.
In other words, you can be successful really rich and be authentic and you can also be mediocre and inauthentic as you see from Kamala Harris, so let's continue on this where she's pressed just a little bit and
by Anderson Cooper on the $400,000 tax thing.
What you're saying is anyone under $400,000 won't have taxes raised?Or are you saying that anyone above $400,000 will have a tax raise?
I'm saying that there is going to be a parity around what the richest people pay in terms of their taxes.
What I'm saying, Anderson, is I've shit my pantsuit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.You want parity in percentages but not numbers? Do you understand that rich people pay the majority, the vast majority of taxes in this country?I'm all for parity then because it would mean a tax cut for rich people then.
I'm not joking.I'm not joking.
I don't think she knows what parity means.I don't think so either.I really don't think so.We want parity.Neither does SNL.I think, I think, I think she has a general idea of the concept, kind of.
Anyway, isn't it like the top, literally the top two or three percent pay half the taxes?Yeah, they pay a ton of taxes.
What she's talking about is a lot of them have capital gains taxes, right?So they're not making income in the same way.It's just a lot of times they'll carry over losses.You could say the same thing about a lot of medium-sized businesses.
That's just something that happens if you own and run a business.I mean, you'll have a year where you carry over losses because of timing, when the taxes take place, when the payments come in.
I mean, for example, on YouTube, that's why you see so much clickbait in the last quarter of the year because people start dumping all their ads in Q4 and some people make like 75% of their revenue. In the case of this show, we make zero.
That's why we ask that you join Mug Club for $89 a year.Click that button.There is no election stream unless you join.You can at least go Mugless for $9 a month.We get zero dollars from YouTube, but that's parity for you.Did I say that right?
I didn't.So then Anderson asked Conner Harris about packing the court and she was like,
no sorry did and yes Anderson did I'm trying to keep track packing the court and I think this is an audience member oh it is okay and she answered like pretty much would you be in favor of expanding the court to say 12 so each justice has only one circuit court other than Chief Justice to assist in making the court more balanced rewind it just a second rewind it just a second
ending the court to say 12, so each justice has only one circuit court other than chief justice to assist in making judgments more balanced.
Judgments?Yeah.Drew Carey wants his glasses back.
Stop it.She was born with a disability of being perpetually annoying.
Bullshit, she was just welding.
And having two black eyes. look at the Asian kid.Oh, it's Minion 6.
Black Jesus behind her, then you get the Asian kid.It's beautiful.It is, it's wonderful.I got the demographics right, so sorry, finish it and then we'll, yeah.
Well, to your point, there is no question that the American people increasingly are losing confidence in the Supreme Court.
And in large part because of the behavior of certain members of that court and because of certain rulings, including the Dobbs decision in taking away a precedent that had been in place for 50 years, protecting a woman's right to make decisions about her own body.
So I do believe that there should be some kind of reform of the court and we can study what that actually looks like.
I do believe, but again, while you raise the point of the court, understand that again, in 13 days, the American people will decide who is the next president of the United States.
There's her showing her Achilles heel again, uh, doing too much research.She fell, she, she flew too close to the sun on the wings of too much knowledge.So basically 12 justices.Yes.And the 12 shall be known as the Kamal Apostles.She has, that's it.
That's worse than I thought it was going to be.
Has that been one black comedian chick who's on the CNN comedy show now?I don't know.All right.
You guys do some research in there and see who those people are.
No, go do some weakness, as it's known.That's right.Nobody in her life has accused her of being too well-read.
There's none.That's the greatest weakness.And the problem is, if someone touches her pantsuit, she says, I can feel my weakness leaving my body.
And then she has to give you an answer.
Is that why she failed the bar exam?She studied too hard the first time?She went to the bar and got confused.
When she's holding that mic, you think she sees Willie Brown's dick every time she looks at it.
Like someone on an island who hasn't eaten in a while and your friend turns into a hot dog.
Guys, do you have a white mic, please?
She comes in with like the old, next time it's a white version of Tom Jones, that 70s stick mic.This is my comfortable.Match game 75.
So here she is answering when it seemed like Anderson was getting fed up a little bit and actually this is why I say it seems to me like CNN wants to put some distance between them and her.
He went through a rapid fire of questioning her on her complete reversal of policies.
what he's referring to, and you point out too, when you're running for vice president in 2020, you were not talking about banning fracking, but... No, no, Anderson, I pledged that I would not ban fracking.Right, I know.
You said you would not ban fracking.Correct.You know, you had said in a 2019 town hall, there's no question I'm in favor of banning fracking. In 2017, you talked about Medicare for all.
You talked about 2019, you raised a hand in a debate about if border crossing should be decriminalized.Are all of those issues, which those are not your positions now, are all those issues that you're saying through consensus and getting stuff done?
This isn't what we rehearsed, Anderson.
Well, no, let's take, for example, the issue of Medicare.
my point has always been but he didn't know he didn't bring up david he didn't bring up medicare you don't cherry pick it don't afford it it should be a right for all people i mean you did raise your hand saying in a debate when asked a border crossing that was your hand wasn't criminalized but obviously that is not your your position i never intended nor do i will i ever allow america to have a border that is not secure just finally on fracking you said you're clear you would not ban it as president no i would not ban it as president you're clear on that
That was the hardest that she's been... You're right.
They're embarrassed by her.I think Anderson Cooper had, like, he had, well, they weren't really, you know, because he probably doesn't have any angel because he's gay, but two devils.That's wrong.Who knows?
And one of them is going like, we have to get a Democrat elected.And the other one is saying, but we hate women.
I bet you he fired off a resume to Fox News last night.Somebody kill me.Do I have to do this?
He's sexting Chep Smith as we speak.Do you know anybody over there that you didn't blow?You're not there anymore?
Ainsley?Gross.This is amazing.Seriously, this is amazing.We're witnessing something. It gets worse.
All right.This is the worst.So the biggest mistake of the night was when they left a live mic and camera on Kamala Harris as she began to mingle after the event with the crowd, you know, attempting to act like a human.
Hi.Hi.Thank you for your question.Thank you for the time.Thank you, guys.Thank you.
Thank you.Thank you for that.Watch this.
This is not a conversion, right?It's literally, no one should be judged on any level, and it's just my point, it's the government's fault.It is not about ever disputing or criticizing anyone's faith.Ever.
We talk so much about the right of the woman in these situations, but there's another person involved.And that other person is often forgotten.As long as it's not the government involved.
And that's the point, it's just that the government shouldn't be doing that.But I appreciate you asking your question and raising the point.
And you have a role as a moral leader too.
Yeah, that's right. Thank you all.Thanks for taking the time.Thanks for the question, Jackson.Thank you all.Okay.Take care, everybody.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.
Just the way she says, thank you.Thank you.Comes across as angry, but that that's what you see.Look, that man there and he was doing a focus group afterward.
pro-life he's saying but he has a problem I don't know how your pro-life and you even consider voting for Kamala Harris right now but that's what you could see whether you agree with him or not he was saying yeah but there is another life and she's learned how to pretend like she's listening without listening uh-huh that's right that's right and not the government hold a second that doesn't address his point you should have either not gone to speak with him or address his point the government does
play a role in determining whether you can end someone else's life in every other scenario but he goes yeah and you could see him trying to this is this is probably a man of deep faith thing and you and you do have a you do have a role as a moral leader he's trying to say hey abortion all the way up until and including birth potentially after birth you can do something saying uh-huh
That's right.Thank you.It was so uncomfortable, she's not able to do the interactions.So this was the entire, I don't know if there's anything else that I missed, the entire town hall.
And because this was a major event and there's only 12 days until the election, let's see what happened post town hall with our Polly Market check-in.Oh crap, it's worse.
Explain to me again why Polly Market is the go-to.
It's not the go-to, it's just... Well, what makes it different than the... Well, it's where a lot of people bet, and I know the left will say, hey, they'll say, well, a few people are moving around a bunch of millions of dollars... Like FanDuel, you mean?
It's where people bet.People actually, that's a reflection of how people are betting.It's the largest betting market in the world on this.It's the largest betting market.
Now some people say a lot of crypto people bet there so it's biased but every single betting market is double digit spread for Donald Trump right now as far as betting you cannot maybe that's the widest one 20 something points depending the minute you go and check in.
I don't think there's a single one that's less than 13 points last I checked and the average is about
16 points it'll narrow some as because it's a money right you're looking at like okay now the odds are even better for me And I might you know make some more money off of this, so I think it'll narrow down But it's it's to your point Nick.
It's it's you look at polling Yeah, you look at some of the data that we have that's coming out of you know like early voting and stuff like that That we're gonna be able to provide to people tomorrow
It's tomorrow and exclusive, by the way, we have some exclusive data on early voting.
It's our team doing it and getting the data to you guys.This is what you basically, when you signed up for Mug Club, this is what you signed up for, this kind of stuff to be able to bring.
And you put in the betting with that and it's painting a picture.Yes.And the picture is like, hey, if we show up, we will absolutely win.
Yes.If you show up, and hey, in particular,
if you are in a rural area that's a lot of people don't realize a lot they're very red but they often haven't showed up to vote in the kinds of numbers that would be needed but they are now i heard they are now and we have an entire entire segment on that tomorrow entire show on it tomorrow that'll be available on rumble and youtube some some really good news but again
Take it as, okay, you now have the ability to build momentum.The bike pedals have already been moved, but now you can get going really fast.Do not stop the bicycle at this point.So I know a lot of people think it's a sci-fi.
We say, hey, there's a lot of good to take away from this.Well, no, no, you have to to acknowledge the wins so that maybe or acknowledge I should say the momentum so that then you know where to best place your energy.
In no scenario is that energy not placed into doing your part to not only vote but to get other people in your area to influence people to vote and we'll talk about all of this tomorrow but right now because of the town hall did I did you have something else?
Because of the town hall, of course, and seeing the polymarket betting odds where that's a rough one.We actually have here to discuss it.People think it's not, but it is the real name, father of Kamala Harris, Mr. Donald J. Harris.
Mr. Donald J. Harris, thank you for being here.Your thoughts on how Kamala did last night?
Yeah, man, she did just as I expected.Made a lot of sound, but what she said was nothing.
I hear she do the same thing with Willie Brown.Hey, that's your daughter.Let's not go down that path again.
Luckily, they had that bad body boy, Anderson Cooper, on the show.But he want no part of that Rankin meet.Did you say baddie boy?Baddie boy.You might call it a gay man. What, no, is that what you call them?That's what we call them on the island.
Okay, and what's rankin' meat?Yeah, man, rankin' meat, you know, the poony, the cho-cho, the coochie, the kitty, the rasta reef, the poonash, the pom-pom, the saltfish, the toony, the poonany.
I was serving that at Molly's fuckin' funeral.
The front.Okay, this is going nowhere.
Thank you for taking the time.
Alright, we actually do have that clip, I believe, of James Carvell here on Mug Club, which we're going to be talking about.
