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Yeah, come on in. Y'all come on in Wednesday night, story time with your boy, Bubba Dub.Welcome.Y'all know how I do things over on my show.Go on and hit the like button.Y'all in for a treat tonight.Go on and hit the like button.
Go on and hit the subscribe button right now.I'm feeling good right now.I know you feeling good right now.Cause there ain't nothing else on TV right now.Ain't nothing else on TV worth watching but me.Damn it, here I am.
Now what I want to talk about tonight, ladies and gentlemen.Studs, if I got a couple on here tonight, I want to talk about somebody been lying to me.What's going on, dog?
Yeah, my whole life, all I ever heard was the jailhouse had the worst food ever.It's trash.If that's the case, why are these niggas keep gaining all this damn weight? I wanna know.Look at Young Thug.Young Thug was 140 pounds soaking wet.
Now he the same size as Martin when he played on Big Mommas.But jailhouse food traffic, stop it.Somebody been lying to me.And it's gonna end right here tonight.It's gonna end right here tonight.Now y'all told me what Jerry Jones told us.
That Prescott was one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.Somebody lying to me.He the best at throwing interceptions.He the best at throwing to the opposing teams.That's what that good at, just turning the damn ball over.
But we're supposed to feel sorry for him.As fans, we got to chill out and relax.We've been waiting eight, nine damn years on Dakota. He just like Santa Claus.He never show up when we need him to.I've been waiting on Santa Claus my whole damn life.
Waiting on him.Me and the rats and the roaches been waiting up on Santa to come down here and get these cookies and milk and his fat ass ain't never show up.
That's Dak.It's Santa.He ain't real.Dak Prescott a fire drill. Seem real, but never really real.Got some frustrations going on tonight.
I've been going to therapy for my anger issues with the cowboy losing.Ain't nothing a damn strength therapist can do for me right now.It is what it is.Know how y'all feeling.Y'all be seeing what you see.
I'm wearing everybody else jersey because I'm trying to cope with my losses.
I done lost too much damn money so far this year on them Dallas Cowboys.I come on here to vent.Hell, I done went in the hole betting on them damn boys.
But it's Wednesday night nevertheless.We gonna learn something tonight.Motherfuckers be lying for no damn reason.Y'all got them?I got them. Don't be lyin' for no damn reason and I'm sick of it.Yeah, a lot of you in your motherfuckin' face, too.
Fam, you got $20 lock and borrow?Nah, I ain't got it.Lyin' like a motherfucker.Then you see him 30 minutes later over here at the dope house buyin' grams.
Nigga, I asked you that you had 20, you say you ain't have it, but you over here buyin' grams?That's a bit.Yeah, you got 20 to smoke, but you, oh, you okay? I was doing the same thing you were going to do.I ain't going to lie.
You won't give me that high 20.
I was going to come over here and gram it out for my people, but bad.Shout out to my people that's on this live right here tonight, man.People be lying for no damn reason.I met when I went to jail, true story.I went to jail.
I was going to be in jail six months.I asked my girl, I said, baby, I'm going to be gone six months.Don't lie to me.Can you stay faithful until I'm gone?She said, babe, I ain't never cheated on you and I never will.I'm feeling good.Okay.
Hey, I was gonna buy a shit.Okay, cool.I ain't tripping, I got six months.I ain't doing no good.The next time I called home, when I heard my cousin answer my phone at my motherfucking house, I knew then I was coming home.
And just like I told him, bam, you at my crib.Oh man, it ain't like that.I just came over to help with the fire stick.Okay, bet. But remember this nigga, where you at is where I'm about to be.And where I'm at is where you finna be.
And I made that dream come true.You ain't got no motherfucking business being at my girl's house, dog.I don't play that dog.You ain't over there to fish no fire stick.
You over there getting that cat.So when I put him in jail, my whole family mad at me.
You ain't right.You evil.How could you do your cousin like that?How could he do me like that?Laying up in my bed, on my motherfucking her mattress.That I done went down there and stole from Walmart.I did that.
I broke in Walmart, got the her mattress, brought it back to the crib.I already told my girl, lay your big head ass down now.You ain't got to sleep on the floor no more.We got her mattress.
But you over there with the fire stick. But I'm the, I'm the bad person though.I ain't done nothing wrong y'all.
I would figure go do them six months.I was going to eat them six months.I take that.
But when I call home, you answer my phone, like everything good.No, it's not.
I don't like nobody in my family now behind me.
I don't go to family reunion.I don't, I don't, I don't walk with them. I asked my girl, don't lie to me, did you sleep with my cousin?
Yes or no?She said, I ain't gonna lie, I did.And she said, she felt it in her chest.I passed out.What kind of meat do a nigga got for you to feel it in your motherfucking chest?
That's what my girl told me, that my cousin meat was hidden in her motherfucking chest.I passed out after them goddamn comments.
I knew then, I could never have him back on the streets again. Me in the chest having looking ass knuckles.You know what that do to your mind, your brain?
Every time me and my girl having sex, she telling me, you know what I'm saying?She telling me, you know what I'm saying?She feeling it.Come on, man.Come on, baby.You ain't got to do me like that.
You ain't feel, you know you ain't feel my shit in your motherfucking chest. That's heartburn, hoe.And you know it.But I'm the bad guy.You know what I'm saying?I'm the bad guy.Everybody do me wrong.But I'm the bad guy.
Okay, I'm tender.Okay, I'm so motherfucking wet.If we go on a date, you give me a kiss on the cheek, woof-de-woof, I'm gonna call everybody I know.We go together now.That's just me.But I ain't no bad person, though.
I ain't out here sexually assaulting people and all that, never.See, we praise the people who do bad to people, and the people who do good, y'all downers.I'm a downer in my family.
Everybody wanna push on me, make me do this and that, things I don't really wanna do.But see, when I toughen up, when I get some nuts, and start going to the police, all of a sudden now, I'm the bad guy, I ain't right.
Now, I'm finna just restrain the mind. And I'm sick of my cousin them.I'm sick of y'all calling, getting over on my grandma, telling my grandma, y'all ain't on that dope no more.And you're lying, nigga.
My cousin went to my grandma house and stole all her damn pills.My grandma back hurting, can't sleep, toss and turn.She ain't got no more pain, man, cause my cousin done fucking stole them. Not my auntie.Well, well, you know, he just needs some help.
We're going, we're going to try to put him in rehab.I'll put that nigga in jail.He's not going to rehab no more.No.Y'all always want to baby him.I'm not baby him no more.His ass going to jail.
Grandma over here can't even motherfucking open her eyes cause she in so much motherfucking pain.She can't get her old fat ass in there and cook me no greens and red beans and rice because she in pain. I want that red beans and rye.
I want them green, cornbread, pork chop.I want to eat some of that.But I can't.Cause she can't get out the bed cause she in pain.Because her grandson done stole all her damn pills.
Now, if you're going to steal her damn pill, let's make some money fam.That's all I'm saying.I got some nicks.
You got some nicks.We can get it in like that.
Ain't no sister grandma suffering the way she's suffering right now.At least I could've got some money off of her.I'm dealing with all this.
Now I'm dealing with the Lakers.They ain't doing a damn thing tonight.And went down in Cleveland and laid a damn head.D'Angelo Russell, when you gonna show up, fam?You ain't showed up yet. Looking like gold dust with that damn blonde hair.
Don't start this shit.You start out good.
You see, that's what I don't like.You start out teasing me good.Man, Lakers looking real good.Man, now y'all right back like y'all wore last year.Bullshit. Man, you're like your kids.
When you tell your kids to get up in the morning, brush their teeth, get ready for school, and not 20 minutes later you're going to, they're still in the bed.Bullshit!Get your ass up out they bed!
Some of you niggas watching this show now got grown kids.Y'all, you and your wife go to work, come back home, your kids still there, ain't did shit all motherfucking day, but got they hand out and telling you they hungry.Nigga, you 23, 24.
Get your ass out somewhere and get you a damn job.
It be them niggas at the family reunions.Nigga don't want to work, but they going to go to that family reunion.
Man, it's hard out here.Know what it ain't nigga?You're going to want to work.You want somebody to give your ass something.If you're watching my show right now and you in your 45s and 50s and up, stop taking care of them kids that can help they self.
It's time to let them mother fuckers go.
It's time to let them go.
My grandma got my cousin down there living with her rent-free.He ain't paid now, another motherfucking bill.And you gon' steal from granny.And all your mama bald-headed ass can say, we gon' send him to rehab.
I'm like, I'm sending him to jail, ain't it?And I hope you watching this motherfucking show.
When I get wolf or wind, wherever he at, that's where the police going.
Let me get to the show.I'm sorry, I need to get that off my chest. So far this year, who y'all got y'all MVP?Who is the NFL MVP so far this season?I gotta go with Lamar Jackson.
Yeah, 17 touchdowns, two picks, 81 carries, 501 yards, over 2,099 passing yards.Right now, if the season ended right now, it's going to Lamar Jackson.The same Lamar Jackson that negotiated his own contract.
Them white boys up top didn't like that shit. Who is this goddamn color coming in here and talking about they don't need a damn agent and he's going to represent himself.Them good old boys up there didn't like that.
They don't like Lamar, but Lamar bowled it.Lamar said, I don't need no damn agent getting 10, 20% from me.I'm going to keep all this bread to my damn self.And you know what?I'm loving it.I'm loving it.Sometimes you got to do shit by yourself.
Sometimes you want a little help and it's okay to get some help, but sometimes you know what, stay your ass where you at.I can do bad by my damn self.That's how I feel sometimes.Y'all ever see me in the grizzly bear in the fight?Pour honey on me.
I don't need no damn help.I'm gonna repeat it one more time.You ever see me in the grizzly bear in a fight?Pour honey on me.
I don't need no damn help. You can't catch no fish trying to watch my line, nigga.
That's what I tell people.You can't catch no fish trying to watch my line.Watch your own.So I got Lamar too.I got Jared Goff.What he doing with Detroit right now?I got Jared Goff, number two, three.
Patrick Mahomes, even though he ain't played that great, but his team's 7-0, I gotta put the Zebra in now.But this a different kind of Zebra.See, most Zebras, they can thrive in a safari, but this Zebra can thrive even in a well.
And he from East Texas too, just like me.Goddamn, Patrick Mahomes something different. paper home different.They didn't really want to like him at first.And you know, I'm keeping it 100.
They still don't really like this motherfucker, but he's white too.He a saver.He white too.But he's white.So he get the benefit of the doubt.
We ain't never in our life, if you watching the show right now, we ain't never seen nobody like Patrick Mahone.I know some of y'all don't like it, but we ain't never seen nothing like him.Yes, Tom Brady is the GOAT right now.He's GOAT.
But this Zebra motherfucker right here, give him one more or two more rings.Damn it, he ain't Tom Brady no damn more.I'm just being real.
Tom Brady is the greatest football champion that's ever lived.But I can't sit up here and say he's the greatest football player that ever played the game.I can't say it.I'm sorry, I can't say it.But greatest champion, Tom Brady is the goal of that.
Just like how I feel about Jordan.Jordan probably the best basketball player ever.It took me a lot to say that shit. Well, LeBron James is the best complete basketball player ever.Two different categories.Both of them goats to me.
You got Jordan, I'm not arguing.You got LeBron, I'm not arguing with you no more.You can't win no argument with them Jordan fans.Them niggas will fight, shoot all in against you.See, that's why I say it's two goats now.
Nigga waiting on me outside the barbershop because I said LeBron was to go, shit.I won't say that no more in no damn barbershop.Who could go?Joy.And I get back in my car and get down that road and get on this internet.
I'm going to say LeBron, but in your face, I'm agreeing with you.I agree with you in your face because I can't fight.I ain't about that life.But when I get by myself, motherfuckers, whoever you wanted to be. whatever you want to be.
When I ain't nowhere close to you, but as long as I'm me to you, fam, Jordan and Coach, I ain't never seen nothing like him in my life.But when I come around my motherfucking show, it's LeBron James all day.
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I'm just being real.Best basketball player I ever probably joined.But complete player, LeBron.And I don't think it shouldn't even be, there shouldn't even be nothing to argue about about that.
But on the flip side, just keeping it 100, us as people just watching the show, white people, I'm gonna get to you in a minute, but us as black people, we ought to be thankful that we got some of the most greatest basketball players to ever play the game in they black mind.
You understand, but we took over golf for a little while.Tiger was something different.Tiger say he wasn't black, but I wasn't trying to hear that shit, nigga.Yeah, Tiger, we forgot about you saying you weren't black, nigga.
But you went over there and you took over there for a little while.Now them white boys don't come back and took that shit over. Them goddamn white boys shootin' golf at nighttime now.You know I ain't like top golf shit.Them white boys some mm-mm.
Y'all colors, y'all ain't finna just run every damn thing now.We got to bring this shit on back.Them white boys done took golf back over.Tiger Woods can't win shit now.
Why?Because they smart.They took the hoes from him.
See them hoes had Tiger. Runnin' like Tony the Tiger, them frosty flakes.Now he took them hoes away from Tiger, he ain't nothin' but a damn turtle.Best I know, allegedly, D-Niggas was on PEDs.
So if I'm Tiger and my back hurtin' every other day and I'm doin' all this, nigga, I'm finna take some PEDs.Who testin' for PEDs in golf?
Who testin' for PEDs in golf, nigga?Nobody!I'm on PEDs, I keep tellin' y'all that!I'm on PED right now!
Look, look at that bang in my arm, shit!That ain't nothin' but penis medicine.Penis medicine, I take it.I take it around the clock, too. My girl don't know what got into me.She in the PEDs inside me.I'm finna be inside you too.I like this new dub.
I know you do.I'm starting to like this new me.I'm doing shit.I'm doing moves I ain't never did before.See, I ain't know my body can move like that.My, my pelvis area, shit, better than ever.Stronger than ever.
Shit.Y'all wanna get on these PEDs?Holla at me, I got them. I've been telling y'all for the longest.I've been telling y'all what I've been on.This shit working too.
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Yeah, they got baseball going on right now, too, as well.Yankees.Yankees saying it ain't over yet.
Yankees saying it ain't over till it's fucking over. Oh yeah, y'all need to catch up on that baseball right now.Them Yankees and them Dodgers going at it.Yankees down 3-1, but they up right now.
Could it be a comeback?I don't know.I feel like the Dodgers gonna win this series, but this game tonight, I feel like the Yankees gonna take it tonight again. How y'all feeling overall, though?Is Wednesday tomorrow or Thursday?
You know, how y'all feeling overall this week, man?You know, tomorrow, Thursday night, football game, you got the Texans.The Texans versus the Jets.Damn.Stephon Diggs out, ACL.Hate that form.But I feel like the Texans gonna be all right.
I still feel like the Texans got enough to beat the Jets.Jets done lost five straight.Aaron Rodgers need to retire.
He need to fucking retire.
We ain't talking about that, though.We talking about AAR.We talking about Richardson.I'm tired.But we ain't talking about them five damn losses A-Rod done gave us.I need this, dawg.You need some motherfucking briar porridge.
That's what you need, A-Rod.
Some briar porridge.Because you're cold, nigga.Need to warm up.
If y'all give Aaron Rodgers some burnt porridge, I guarantee you, they'll turn things around up there in New York right now.But all y'all want to talk about is AR.Made a mistake.Young man said he retired.You ain't supposed to say it.
Your production ain't been that good.Now they put Joe Flacco on.I talked about it the other day.I told y'all.
I told y'all that they were going to put Flacco in there.Damn it, that is what they doing. Flacco to me is just like Nick Foles.
Even though Joe Flacco got a ring on his own with Baltimore back in the day.Not back in the day, but you know, back when Ray Lewis was playing, when they beat the 49ers.Damn, 49ers been losing Super Bowls like crazy. He's another Nick Foles, man.
Can't leave the team on their own right now and start the season now.But can they come in and catch fire?That's your Flacco.And I'll honestly say this, I feel like Flacco finna get in there and light this motherf***er up.
And hopefully AR can learn something on this motherf***ing bench from Flacco.
I mean, look, I never played professionally college collegiate football, but I know as a quarterback, man, you know, you got a certain amount of time, one second, two seconds, three seconds, ball should be out.
And I watched it from the greatest window of all time, Tom Brady.He wasn't, Sitting back in that pocket holding the ball like that.
He was getting the ball like quick I don't understand why the coaches that we say the best in the world are not playing to the strength of a damn players Now if you know AR is having problem going through his reads simplify the shit for him run some quick screen plays or something Run some quarterback draws or something do what they doing for Lamar Jackson up there I'm starting to think the head coaches don't want these certain players to win Why because they didn't draft them
You know what I'm saying?Sometimes coaches come in, they can drop the quarterback they really don't want.They want their own guy.I don't understand why they're not running the offense that helps cater to AR abilities.
Now you got one of the best running backs in the world, Taylor, give him the ball.Scheme bellow. If I'm A.R., the little money that I'm making, so fucker, he ain't got a big contract yet, cause he, you know what I'm saying?
He ain't still on rookie contract.I'm taking them big fat motherfuckers out each and every Sunday, wherever we at, buying them something to eat, buying them four willows, buying them something.But I need y'all to protect me.
If I'm a head coach, and I'm getting my coach dubs, it's no.I get with my offensive line.Come here.I want y'all to look at the tape.Look, you getting your ass whooped every goddamn play.
and you want to run your fat, cooler stomach having ass over her and drink Gatorade.You can't have no damn Gatorade on my damn sideline when you ain't getting, when you ain't blocking.I want some goddamn pancakes.
I ain't talking about the kind you eat.
I'm talking about the kind when your wife, your man got on the field, I want pancakes. I can blame AR all y'all want, but the man ain't getting protected either.
Bullshit-ass plays that's being called too.Let's talk about that.It's plenty of blame to go around.But you can't defend them throwing the ball 44%.You can't defend that shit, damn.
You missing the target.You missing the motherfucking target.
Receivers ain't getting open.They ain't giving separation as they should.Just plenty to blame to go all around.Do I think he should have been benched this game?Absolutely.But I feel like he should get his job back the next week.
He can't learn nothing on that motherfucking bench.Experience is the best teacher.Do coaches go out the store back coaching?
That's all these motherfuckers ain't coaching no more.
Look at the tape.That's all you need to look at.Now, coach this motherfucker up.That's what's wrong with the world today with these kids.Let me tell y'all something that turned me on.Y'all wanna know what turned me on?
People whooping their kids in public.Oh, that shit turned up.Whoop that motherfucker.Whoop him.That shit turned me on just like when I'm in public and I open up my Twig account. Anybody got Twitter know it's the best porn on Twitter right now.
Jump on Twitter.You ain't got to wait till after dark either.You can jump on Twitter right now.I guarantee you, you gonna see what you wanna see.I'm on Twitter faithfully.
I was in church one time, asked them to hit my Twitter, but oh my God, them girls popped out.
My pastor said, my Lord, you can say that again. You can say that again.
People whooping their kids in public turns bubba dub on.It really does.I used to be like, when I go around people and their kids be doing something and people be like, I'll leave him alone.He going to be all right.Nah, whoop his motherfucking ass.
Cause I done watched them same people on them same kids said they were going to be all right.Now they in jail.
No, so it ain't all right.Put something on them kids' ass.Now won't he do it?Won't he will?
It's all kind of shit turn me on these days.A woman who got good hygiene turns me on.A woman who knows when to talk and not when to talk turns me on. A woman who got her own money turns me on.
A woman who know how to make her kids go in the other motherfucking room while she can play with me, turns me on.You already got your kids in the bed?I been waiting on you.You been waiting on me.I been waiting on you.Shit, get your clothes off.
I'm coming out of this shit quick.
Y'all know I ain't lyin' when you in the mood.When you in the mood, sometimes you can just... I'm lookin' at my time.We ain't never worked like that before.Until I started takin' them PEDs.I ain't lyin'.
I used to have problems in that motherfuckin' bedroom.My girl be laughin' at me.Boy, what's wrong with you?You too young for your time not to be worried.She ain't sayin' that shit now.I'm fuckin' the bunny off her head.
Oh yeah, her mama used to call and talk to my mom, not no more, she in.I know her mama wonder what her daughter doing, she get down.I'm in the jigging world, too.I'm in there listening to Trey's songs, I bet them neighbors know my name.
Yeah, so I come outside in the morning, I'm in my robe and my slippers, yeah, what's up, baby? Hell, I'm going down over here.I don't hear nothing over there.But over here, I know you heard.I know you heard a moan.Yeah, it ain't from this me.
It's from me pinching on one.Come here.I know how to satisfy my one.
You better learn how to satisfy yours. A lot of you women out here sending y'all pictures of y'all vagina.Stop doing it.Some of y'all shit don't go up.And I do mean like goddamn Freddy Krueger.Gotta hold to your cat, girl.I don't need none of that.
Boy, stop.Go on and get shit.I'd rather stick my tongue in a cactus before I stick my meat up in you. How old you again?Shit, ain't no way your vagina supposed to look like that.Shit like you were born in the 1800s.
And your stomach look like you got into a fight with a tiger, shit.You got too many deficiencies for me.What you call them restaurants that nasty?You got too many demerits for me. I don't want that, we brushed and roast beef.
What's that sandwich in Cleveland, what they known for eating for in Cleveland?I can't think of that sandwich, that meat.It's on the tip of my tongue.I know somebody's going to find out what I'm talking about.What is they, what, corned beef.
It's like corned beef.That's why LeBron lost tonight.Those niggas full of corned beef sandwiches.
And they better not be at that whole casino tonight either.
I ain't playing with y'all tonight, man.I'm not playing with y'all.I'm telling y'all the truth.Y'all know ain't lying.Them women be sending them pussy pills and them thangs look like corned beef.
I'm not bullshitting and get mad when you talk about, man, what's this?What you mean?It's pretty.Everybody else talk.I mean, I mean, you talking to me, you can count on your finger, but everybody else, everybody else means 70 people.You had 70 memes.
You might as well work for H-E-B. If you're in Texas, you know all about H-E-B.H-E-B got all the meat in the world.That's your girl, H-E-B.H-E-B can't have an ass.
You better not take now another motherfucking picture.And I heard about you niggas too.Take you sitting in your dying piss to these women.They talking about y'all.They say y'all got bumps on your dick.Bumpy dick ass nigga.
But wanna get online, act like you a gangster.Nigga, you're a gangster.Them bumps off your meat, nigga.You're sick. Nigga, be in somebody's hospital right now, nigga, getting surgery.Old bumpy, meat-having ass, nigga.
You can rap, but you got bumps on your meat, nigga.Trash.I'm the best thing out.You the bumpiest thing out.
It's what you is, nigga.Nigga, wrap that motherfucker up and go to Korea or somewhere and burn it.Nigga, you need sea moss, nigga. These niggas are nasty out here, man.I'm telling you the truth.Nasty!
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Kids don't lie.Kids will tell you the truth before anybody else will.My mama have all kinds of men over there.I want my baby talking about my baby.Mama have about four different men over there.Huh?You bullshitting.
So I'm going to court right now to get custody of my daughters.I got four kids.I'm going to get custody of them.They ain't going to be with me.They're going to be living with my mama.
But I'm going to still get the check and chunk my mama some of the little nine then.But shit, I'm getting them girls. I got four kids, that mean I got four social security card.That mean this income tax season, Bubba Duff finna be bounding.
Coming down new doodly truck.Putting it on swangles.I ain't lying, putting it on swangles.Finna go buy me two horses, come on.Mm-hmm, two horses, two Tennessee walkers.Y'all finna feel me at these motherfucking trail rides.
Cause I'm sick of looking at these thin ass horses at these damn trail rides.Now everybody's horses ain't thin.
But some of y'all, I'm finna show you what a real horse, healthy horse, good heart having horse, good lungs having that horse, supposed to look like a horse supposed to be happy.Some of y'all horses be acting like they got goddamn indigestion.
Goddamn horse don't eat hay.That's what I wanna know.
A horse supposed to love hay. Y'all wanna get mad at me, y'all better start telling my horse, my horse ain't thin.A goddamn full grown horse ain't supposed to be 200 pounds either.You bigger than your damn horse.Didn't wanna put a saddle on him.
That goddamn saddle killing that horse.And I'm a lover.I'm telling you, and it come to horses, it come to dogs, they coat better be shining like a motherfucker.
horse or a dog coat better not be dull around me i'm gonna put them folks in your life i'm not playing with y'all niggas man because you're playing games around here and i don't like it you eating good your girl fat ass she getting eating good why your animals can't eat good dog feeding horses lamb chops stop it ain't nothing cute about feeding no motherfucking hard lamb chops
more than why when you bring your horse out to the trail ride nobody want to put their kids on your horse so you can walk around your horse ugly nigga and it's stinging.
I'm gonna ride that rag lad motherfucker horse like a kangaroo nigga.I'm mad man.
Go with my homeboy, how I can't even go in this living room.Got dogs every damn word.Got a swimming pool, we got a pregnant dog, getting ready to have some puppies in the living room.How I smell like straight up shit.You want to follow some weed.
I don't want to smell weed and shit, nigga.Let's talk to me outside.It smell better outside.Nigga, not rationing with the dog, bonding with the dog.
Nigga, bond with your son, nigga.
The nigga let him wearin' purses, bondin' with him.Cause when he grow up to be who he is, you ain't gonna like it.But you got a chance to do something about it now, nigga.
You're bondin' with your dog, bondin' with Junior.Man, I bet you want somebody to watch the game with me, nobody wanna watch the game with me, cause you ain't bondin' with Junior.
You letting him play with dogs with his sister and them and shit.Get in that goddamn door, boy.
You get your ass in here and watch this game.
Get what death you is, 12-11.Grab your butt wires or two while you at it.I'm finna fix you.You give a boy a beer, you damn right I will.
Whatever it take to save his motherfucking life, I'm gonna do it.
Y'all be listenin' to the mama so much, man.Leave him alone.He is who he is.Leave my baby alone.
Ho, you better get out of my face before I catch a case.Y'all know I'm tellin' y'all the truth.
Y'all be seein' it, but y'all don't say nothin' though.You got to say somethin' or they get to twistin' they motherfuckin' hips.Seven, eight.
Come here, young boy.Boy, what's wrong with you?Hell. Throw him down if you have to.You get your ass right.We're going on the football field tomorrow, boy.Yeah, we're going on the field tomorrow.Ban, ain't no more ban.
That ban shit over.I know I'm an uncle, you ain't blowing on shit, but calendars for your birthdays.That's the only damn thing you're going to be blowing on.And when you get 18 and 19, some cat.What you better be blowing?
Nothing like blowing on that cat.Make that mothafucka tremble.You done done this before.You damn right I have, girl.I'm seizing on blowing on cat.What you waiting on?I'm trying to see if something come out this mothafucka.Something come out.
It ain't no good.Don't turn around and blow on your boot.Goddamn, you better wiggle when I get to blowing too. I ain't bullshitting you, bitch.I ain't your ex, nigga.
I'm doing this for my ancestors.We just met.I don't give a damn.You ain't gonna know more about me tonight than you gonna know about me from six months.I'm good at keeping secrets.
How y'all feeling tonight overall, though, man?I like, honestly, like, Are some of y'all, are some of y'all satisfied where you at in life?That's the question I'm asking y'all tonight and I'm replying to y'all.
Are some of y'all satisfied where you at in life?Me, no.I know I can be better.I know I can do better.There's a whole lot of things I can do better and them things that I want to work on and improve on, man.
I don't never want to get complacent and I'm good where I'm at.I'm not, I'm not satisfied.I'm thankful.I'm grateful. But I'm not satisfied, man.I know I got tons of work to work on, and I want to be better.I know some of y'all want to be better.
I know some of y'all trying to get into the entertainment business.Some of y'all trying to get into the business.It just takes time, man.Like y'all be rushing certain shit.I used to rush certain shit.Stop rushing it.Take your time and do it right.
A lot of time we be praying to God for certain things, and when he bless us with them, we're going to be ready for them. So I'm telling you from experience, man, be patient.It's going to come to you, but you got to put that work in.
I know y'all look at me, man.Duh, make this shit look easy.I'm just naturally funny, bro.You know what I'm saying?You can't teach this shit, man.I am who I am, but we all have different talents, different gifts.Some of y'all can rap.
Some of y'all can write.Some of y'all can sing.Some of y'all can talk good. You just got to go after what you really good at, man, and put the work in and time in.Y'all be wanting to be rich overnight, man.Fuck trying to be rich overnight.
You want to be rich for, you want to be wealthy.If I ain't going to ever be wealthy in money, I want to be wealthy in health.I'd rather have both.
But I, you know, but one of the, you know, I'd rather have, cause you can have all the money in the world, and don't have good health.Look at Steve Jobs, had all the money in the world, but needed a kidney.
So we have to be more conscious of taking care of ourselves.And that goes for me, too.Watch what we're putting in our bodies.That goes for me, too, as well, man.Because you only get one life.Your body is your temple.You got to take care of it.
So protect yourself, man.I know we're going to go out here.We're going to party.We're going to have a good time.But be careful when you're going out to the party.Watch where you're putting your drink.People put sugar in your drink.
Now, all of a sudden, you're riding around.You're running around like Smokey on Friday, hiding in Debo Chicken Coop.Got to be careful.Can't trust everybody either, man. Everybody ain't trying to see you win.
So watch when you go out and party, you put your drink down, you turn your head, you ain't paying attention.Somebody do the dash on you real quick.Got to be careful, got to be mindful, man.
Hang around the people that you know ain't going to never do nothing to you, ain't going to never harm you, going to always have your back, whether you in the room or out the room.Them the kind of people I want to be around.
When I ain't in the room and people talking down and hating on me, hey fam, No disrespect, but we ain't going to do all that.That man ain't here.That woman ain't here to defend herself.We're going to talk behind people's back.We do it in their face.
Them the kind of people I want to be around.I don't want to be around somebody talking down on me and you get sitting in the room not saying nothing, just agreeing.I don't want all that.I wouldn't do it to you.
Take real men, real stand-up men to do it.We ain't got that.We ain't got too many real stand-up men out here no more like that.We got boys. Who want to just fit in with the feeling and get along game?That ain't what we doing.
If even one of y'all watching this show, I feel like you rock with me.You ever see me outside doing something I ain't got no business doing, call me.I go, hey fam, that ain't you.What you doing?You no better than that.
I ain't going to say no, I'm respected. If I'm wrong, correct me.I don't got pride and ego getting in the way of me.You see me doing something I don't supposed to be doing?Let me know.Hey, fam, you tripping, dawg.Come on, you betting that.
That's what we need.You don't need no yes men around.You need people who gonna really tell you some shit, whether you want to hear it or not. That's what a lot going on.
People coming into a lot of money, people coming around and whatever they want, they getting it.Whatever they want, they getting it.No, no, you don't need all that, dawg.Need somebody to tell you no.You need somebody to tell you no.
You need somebody to tell you that your breath stink, nigga.Your breath funky.That's the problem.You're not telling your partner or your homegirl shit that they should know, nigga.Stop talking, nigga.Your breath funkier than a motherfucker.
You'll make a killer whale spit his food out, nigga, because your breasts stink that bad.Your partner's arms stink, let them know.Your homegirl's cats stink, let her know.
Bitch, you went to the restroom to take a pee, what you doing spraying Earth Freshener for?You push this thing.Why you go pee and spray Earth Freshener?Now, like, tumor in that mother fucker.What's going on with you?Your pee ain't balanced at all.
We got to start telling people what it is.
If you're watching this show and you can't really watch this show, you at work, you only can listen, go to Apple Podcasts and go to Spotify, type in the Bubble Dub Show and listen to this, cause you can't get this nowhere else.Kind of like that.
Kind of like hearing H-Town, Trill Burger.You can't go nowhere in the world, get Trill Burger, but right here in H-Town. Just like that, you can't get this bubba dub kind of sauce nowhere else.
They can imitate it all they motherfuckin' move, but they can't whip it up like I can.I guess some of y'all watching my show, y'all can barbecue, some of y'all on here can barbecue like a motherfucker.
Yeah, you got people in your family that can barbecue, but they can't barbecue like you.Yeah, you gotta have confidence.
You got to feel like you him. that if you don't, then who will?You got to get a woman on your team that make you feel like you him.Even when you feel like you ain't, but she telling you he is.Baby, I'm gonna go to the top one day.
You know what she should say?Baby, you gonna reach heights ain't no man ever reached.That's the motherfucking woman I want.Come here, let me kiss you, boy.A woman powerful, boy.A woman is powerful.
A woman have strength and restraint that we gon' got.You and your woman can be into it right now.And y'all argue, and she argue, and you argue, say, baby, shut up, baby, let me eat your cat.She ain't gonna let you do it.Mm-mm, mm-mm, don't touch me.
But if she on the other foot say, shut up and let me give you some head, we gon' do it.Tell me I'm lying.You and your girl can be into it right now.Let her come here and unbuckle your pants, watch what you do. I'll lay organ going out the window.
Kriff, you did sleep with my homeboy.Go on and do what you supposed to do.Broke my nipple when you do it to him.Get nice then.
get nice if you're watching this show part of the show we do the hell nah segment i have fans text me or call me uh hell nah question someone hit me up say bubba dud would i ever sell dope for a mexican cartel hell no but once you get in that game you in it for life ain't no getting out the only way you get knocking is in that damn box so me selling dope for a cartel no
cartel like to kill ain't no question but would you ever kiss a king cobra like that uh like tarzan no hey oh no i'm kissing no mother but y'all ever seen how big them king cobra don't thank you 10 12 motherfucking foot their hair is this big and you think i'm gonna kiss something that's venomous
I ain't gonna do it.I ain't gonna nothing.Kissing no motherfucking King Cobra.
I don't even kiss these hoes.What make you think I'm gonna kiss some of this fella?And these hoes more venomous than these niggas.Don't think these hoes don't be having nothing they do.Hoes toss and turn.I toss and turn all night.
Bitch, cause you got some.God, time to tell your sick ass something.Get it out of you. I don't need extra syllables, son.Folks, I talk in town, man.I don't know what's wrong with me.
Bitch, you know what's wrong with you?You know exactly what's wrong with your sick, nasty ass.
Walkin' with them niggas with them bumps on they meat.That's what's wrong with you.Thank y'all for watching this show.I'll see y'all again tomorrow night, man.After the Texans and the Jets, man.Peace, love, I'm out.
TNT Sports on TruTV is here and is bringing you action from some of your favorite leagues, including live games and events from NHL, MLB, U.S.
soccer, and more.There is also a new slate of original shows and podcasts, like the Steam Room with EJ and Chuck, and Above the Fold with Jameel Hill.TNT Sports is taking over primetime, making it your new destination for sports moments.
Watch every night, starting at 6 p.m.Eastern on TruTV.
Life's an adventure.Share the journey.Introducing Yamaha's latest terrain-conquering side-by-side that combines thrilling power with maximum comfort and versatility.The all-new Wolverine R-MAX 41000.It's an off-road game-changer.
Check it out now at yamahamotorsports.com and see your local Yamaha dealer today.Always protect the environment and wear your seatbelt, helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing.
Read the owner's manual and product warning labels before operation.
