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Shadow Show. So Greg Cody doesn't have his headsets on.He's a professional broadcaster.He's not anywhere near the microphone.But Chris, he brought in all his props.He's ready.He's got Halloween props.He's got his hat to sell his book.But headsets on?
Doesn't know how to do it.
Greg, the headset goes above the hat.Like, what are you doing?We're five minutes from showtime.
For the people, no one can see this.He just took his hat off to put the headsets on.
To put the hat over the cap, yeah.Chris, this is so good.Your father came in and he's been maniacally grinning because he just has props.He's got a bunch of props.He came in with them under his arm in what looked like a flimsy grocery bag.
And he was so pleased with himself that he had seven or eight things to show off that he forgot to put on his headset.And then when Chris tells him to put on the headset, he takes off his baseball cap.
Puts on the headset and then goes to put the baseball cap on over the headset.Trucker's hat.
Yeah.It's a handsome hat, Greg.Thank you, Billy.Is there a way I could acquire one of those?
You mean the back in my day hat?Yeah.Yeah.I went on Amazon.I googled homemade hats and this came up.I got it for $1.99.Wow.They delivered it, like, not only the next day, later that afternoon.So I feel really fortunate.
God bless Jeff Bezos. So you went on Amazon to Google hats?
Yeah.Google homemade hats.On Amazon though?I don't know.Yeah, I think I did.
A little search.Exactly right.What I'm telling you is the earth is being destroyed by people like Greg Cody learning how to order things for a buck ninety-nine.Oh yeah, you know it.Wasting gas.
No, I'm saving gas.He's saving gas.I'm not going to a retail store.And I love retail stores.Don't get me wrong.You gotta drop it off though.Amazon trucks.
No, the Amazon trucks, I don't know if you've caught on, there's a lot of electric Amazon trucks now.And I actually looked them up because I was curious as to who makes these trucks because they're kind of funky looking.
They're not like your regular delivery trucks.It's Rivian.And Rivian, if you know, is like an electric car company.
very pricey they have like lots of SUVs and then I was doing more research and I was like why is it like Amazon's probably paying upwards of like 120 grand for each Rivian van how does this make sense financially and then I found out Amazon owns like 17% of Rivian
So Rivian's vans, if you want one of those vans for yourself, because they're cool looking and they're nice and big, right now they're only doing bulk orders on those vans.
And Amazon, I think has like, don't quote me on this, but it's somewhere in the neighborhood of like 20,000, it could be like 100.I'm going to look more into this.I'll give you more info.
I know you don't want this info, but I was curious as to the Amazon vans.
I do want the info, I just wanted the completed info, not just partial info that gives us a bunch more questions as opposed to very many answers.I don't know how their business works either.
It struck me as odd that they would have that many vans and make any money when they're delivering something to Greg Cody that cost $1.99.It seemed like whatever it is the cost is to get that to him was more than what it is that he paid for the item.
Well, they're making other deliveries too.It's not like they just went to his house and went home.
Yes.Thank you.I don't understand how the business works.I don't think any of us do.There are an alarming number of Amazon trucks out there that don't make sense to me how it is that he's able to own that many trucks.
I understand how it works.You buy something, you don't like it.You say, I want to send it back.And sometimes you're like, you know what?Just keep it.
They've changed that though.They've changed the policy.Like for certain people like that, I've seen warnings on the internet.
No, I've seen warnings on the internet.It's like if you've updated the latest terms and conditions or whatever, now they may charge you for returns.Or there's fancy print in there where it's like, you may not get a refund.
You may send it back and we may determine you're not getting a refund.In 2023, they had 10,000 Rivian electric delivery vans.
And by the way, they keep track of everything.If you're like a serial returner, they know that.If you return more than three items in a row, you're red flagged.
If you're Amazon, right, and you have all of these delivery trucks going on there, and I'm just wondering aloud, so I don't know if anyone has the answer, right?Does it make sense to insure each van?
Why don't you just start your own auto insurance company for your own vans if you're Amazon?
All of which you could have answered before you started this conversation.
He's still researching.I just have curiosity.I'm just throwing it out there.
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Billy, what are you doing in your phone?You have ADD.What are you doing in your phone?
Right now, specifically, I'm trying to schedule some godless football interviews while the show is going on.
You were going to start the show, though.You were going to start our show today.Oh, I was, well.
Yeah, you forgot to start our show today.I'm not certain that's how we left it, but I understand what you're saying, Dave.
No, I think, you know, we discussed how we were going to start.I thought you were going to introduce, as you always do, where you start out the show, you say, Wednesday, October 30th, 2024, 9.01 a.m.Good morning, it's Dan Levittard.We're here.
81 degrees out.Yeah, and then we get going as is, you know, per custom.And then Greg's here and he has his props.
I'm a little worried about Greg because I see his latest book that came out yesterday, Back in My Day, but I don't see Pride of a Lion, which I wonder if that's discontinued or we've forgotten about.But Greg, that's not what we're talking about.
The Yankees.The Yanks.Dan. I'm very conflicted on this team.I do not want to see the Yankees succeed, but I also do not want to see the World Series end.
And this might be viewed as a controversial take, but there was a play yesterday with Mookie Betts going out into the crowd and then a fan straight up just tried to rip his glove open and steal the ball out, which he did.Two fans, Billy.Yeah.
Well, I mean, there's a one primary suspect there, right?Here's the thing. I know that a lot of people are not happy with, you know, what went on there with the fans.Now, counterpoint, I feel like Mookie Betts was trespassing.
Like, he went out into the crowd, right?Like, had that fan gone onto the field, he would have been arrested or thrown out of the game at the very least, right?Mookie goes into the crowd, and the fan did what the fan should do.
Like, the fan, I would say, rallied the Yankees here. Yes.Yankees were looking like dead on arrival.This World Series was done.The Dodgers is going to come in and celebrate a World Series championship on their home turf.
And the Yankees fan said, no, not on my watch.I'm going to keep this series alive.And I feel like that fan should be commended.
I am totally with you, both fans.It was premeditated.They said if a ball came their way, they were going to do this to Mookie Betts.They did it.
And to me, it was a signal to the Yankee players, hey, we're out here willing to do whatever we have to do to win this game.You guys need to follow suit.And look what happened after that play.They motivated the Yankees.
I mean, they should be a part of the parade when the Yankees win this World Series.
Those two fans are the biggest losers in sports.
Every Yankee fan in America and beyond should be looking at them going, no. No, you can't do it.That was egregious.That was felonious what they did.Somewhere Steve Bartman is going, what I did was like a little misdemeanor.
What these guys did was a felony and it was the guy grabbing the ball.A baseball felony.A fan felony.It was a fan felony to One guy grabs his arm, the other guy literally opens his glove and grabs the ball.That was an embarrassment.
Those two guys should be banned from ever attending an MLB game again.Nationwide.
I'd give him a ring.If the Yankees win, I'd give him a ring.I'd let him throw out the first pitch tonight.Wow, I'd like that.While being banned.You know what?I'd give him a microphone and I'd say, you know what?Sing a couple of Fat Joe songs for us.
I just want to know if the guy in the gray, the fan further deeper in the ballpark, does he know how baseball works?This ball is clearly caught already by Mookie Betts, and this guy in slow motion, it's hilarious to watch.
Does he think if he pops that ball out that it's not a catch anymore? Like, what was the endgame for this fan?
And the beautiful thing, the justice in all this, is that he didn't get the ball.Was that the ball popped out and went back on the field.Had he gotten the ball, I wish it would have exploded in his hand.Not to injure him, but just to scare him.
That's right, and exploding baseball, not to hurt him, but just to scare him.
What comes out of the ball when it explodes, like confetti?So this ball's not actually made with thread, it's a joke ball that goes into the stands, just in case this happens.
So it's just to startle the fan, no harm actually.Just lest anyone think that your take is aggressive to hurt someone, you're saying,
Okay, you're saying the baseball should explode to just surprise and startle him with confetti in his right make a big bang sound I love the fans making the case to the umpire.
Like what do you mean?We did something wrong.Look there's this This is the line!That's the best part, because it's like when you play pickup and you're like, the hand's part of the ball.
That's not a foul.Are you kidding me?Trying to explain the rules to somebody else?Yeah, but to Billy's point, OK, Mookie went into their territory.The fans had jumped out on the field.Mookie went into the stand.
And Mookie's not even upset.
He's fine with it.Greg, before we move too far past this, should every ball be equipped with confetti just in case this situation happens?Or you should know when it's going to happen, and then you kind of put the joke ball in there?
I think all baseballs should be made to all of a sudden transition very quickly into exploding balls.
The minute that ball was in the glove and the guy tried to extract it somewhere in a studio, an MLB studio somewhere, you push a button and the ball transforms into an exploding ball and all of a sudden the joke is on that Yankee fan.
Greg, I love your idea.I love your idea. The technology might be ahead of its time.
Here's an easier one.Have little electrodes inside the ball so you can shock the person if that happens.
Now you're hurting them though.He was trying to avoid that.
Just a light shock.Just a buzz.Just a buzz.Like that.Like a pen.You know when you get a pen.Oh, I approve of that.
I tried initially to train my dog that way and I felt guilty even though they said that it's just a noise.They said the lowest electrical shock is just a noise.
I don't know where you guys are doing this in terms of degrees but you have to scare the fan enough to make it funny for everybody but not hurt the fan and I don't think you can find the electrical dosage that does that perfectly.
How about a snake? A snake in a can.Now we're talking.Everyone loves to watch the person who is being scared by the snake in a can.You love it.I mean, if you're a spectator.
Every tenth ball has a real snake, though.So now you know.
Now you've crossed the line.Well, not a venomous one.
Yeah, not a venomous one, just one in case.Some people are afraid of snakes, Dan.
I will tell you, I am not afraid of snakes.
I am.I'm not too proud to say it.I don't like snakes.I don't fear them.I don't like them.
Okay, I'm I'd like to stay on point for just a second.I know you guys want to wander into the wilderness here and just I don't there's Please stop for a second Billy.
All right, because now that we've gotten your attention, I'm grateful for it Even though I didn't have it when I wanted it.I'm grateful that I have it now Thank you for providing it amid your ADD and god bless football During this segment.
I just want to recap totally during this segment Greg Cody has accused those fans of a felony, and Billy, on the total other side, has said that Mookie Betts should press charges.
No, they should press charges against Mookie.
Not a felony misdemeanor.
A fan felony, that's a fine.Moving violation, if anything.
Look, it's moving very fast, so I'm having trouble keeping up. You're right.Billy on the other side has said those fans should press charges against Mookie Betts.
Greg Cody says on the other side that they should be banned for life and you know not hurt but like shocked and punished in a way that makes him truly indignant.
I said they should throw out the first pitch tonight.
Okay you did say that but this is the part that got buried somehow in the first eight minutes of Insanity on the show which is Stugac just said matter-of-factly that the Yankees are coming back.
Oh yeah, they are winning this World Series.They absolutely are.
I know no team has ever done it in the history of baseball except for the Red Sox and the ALCS and we have a movie out right now, Metal Org Media, it's on Netflix and everyone tells me it's great.
It'd be great if we have that movie out and the Yankees do it in the World Series.
And then you have your next movie 20 years from now when the Yankees did it and then we're tracking down this guy to interview him. Be careful what you say about him now, because we may need him for an interview in 6-7 years.
So, I'd like to, a few minutes in, give you my thoughts on what happened here.Because I'd like to go to the video again, and I'd also like to freeze the video on the face of one of these New York fans, because I'm about to admit something.
that it's hard for me to admit, Stugac, you're always making fun of me correctly about the fact that I have a need to be right.
And what I am telling you is that this particular video that I'm going to stop so that you can see the fans on this face represents to me the single most wrong thing I've ever said in the history of the show, which is about 10 days ago or so, I said that Dodger fans should actively interfere with a Padre going into left field to steal a home run.
And at the time, I did not have the visual.Now that I have the visual, I cannot believe how wrong I was because freeze the face on the fan on the left here makes me hate New York so much that this person is now a celebrity.
The fan on the left who is trying to catch this ball and makes the horrible face.Let's play the whole video for people so that they can see what's happening here because two New York fans are conspiring together.One's holding his wrists.
The other one is stealing an out out of his glove unsuccessfully and now both of them are famous and I've never wanted New York to lose more and I've always wanted New York to lose the most. Because that fan cannot be rewarded for that.
Never mind with Celebrity.They cannot win the series so that he feels like that's in any way okay and that Stugatz and Billy are on his side.
I mean, that's the problem with American society is that Stugatz is not wrong.He may well throw out the first pitch.If not, he's bad. for life from the stadium.No, he's not.No, he's not.
No, he's not.They ejected him from that game but welcomed him back to the next game.Look, this person's going to be a hero.These two people will absolutely be rewarded for this.Look at his face.With a ring.Look at the face on the left right there.
That is New York fandom right there trying to steal an out that's already recorded.
Clearly caught.What a thief.Does he know baseball? clearly caught.That is the worst stereotype of New York baseball fans right there.That is the worst stereotype for all time.The Yankees, everybody loves an underdog right?
So they're down 3-0 to the lads.Everybody all of a sudden, uncharacteristically, America is rooting for the Yankees.Not anymore. The lads?The L.A.Dodgers.I call them the lads.
But nobody outside of the Bronx and Stugats is rooting for the Yankees anymore after that embarrassing display of fandom.Awful.
I think my favorite guy is pinstripe guy because he's pinning Mookie Betts' wrist like you can't move you're not getting away buddy we're gonna get this out of your hand one way or another even if we gotta detach the hand that's my favorite guy.
I'll say this and I know Mike sure is really gonna hate this but the guy there the fan that you said you didn't like his face that's in the road graze earned his pinstripes.He earned his pinstripes.Next game he comes in the home white pinstripes.
He earned them last night.
Let's examine this for a second.The sideways baseball cap.The joy of finally prying it out too late because I do need to say this isn't Bartman.This is still in forever and out.
I mean, Bartman was cub on cub crying.I mean, it's a totally different story.
Yes, it is different, but my point is, this didn't actually change the game in any way.It's just two people won.Oh, it changed everything.Do you see what happened after?
I mean... It changed the trajectory of the series.Ask Volpe if it changed the game.
He's just like, no, you didn't catch it. It was still an out and it affected not at all anything that came after that.
I like the visual of Mookie.We don't see it here, but he's actually being held up over the stands and his feet are dangling like, oh, let me go!
Well, that's the thing.As long as your feet, two feet aren't down, it's not a catch.We learned that on Monday.One foot down twice, not a catch.So if you keep them up airborne and his feet don't touch, ball's still in play.Live ball.
I have not enjoyed Tim Robinson's Detroiters as much as I wanted to because of how much I like this guy as a character.This is a scene from Tim Robinson 20 years from now after he's gained some weight.
This is what a New York sports fan would do to be funny and represent New York in the worst possible way while being celebrated as a hero by New York because he's doing it in the worst possible way.
Because these people will be heroes in New York, Stugatz.Will be, they are.For the next 24 hours.Well, no, no, no, wait.You got to win the series.Like they are, for the moment, they'll have 24 hours of fame.
But you come back to win the series from here, even though all you've done is
commit a crime against Mookie Betts that involved two people physically manhandling him, like prying his hands apart to take away an out, again, that had already been recorded as an out and is forever an out.
Regardless of what you do.
It's never changing as an out.In fact, the only other out there was is you leaving the ballpark because they ejected you automatically for that behavior.
I think if I'm Aaron Boone there, I challenge that play just to double down.I'm like, Mookie didn't come down with that ball.Are we sure that was a catch?Just to really escalate the situation.Keep the fans here.Exactly right.
That's one of those things where you, like, when a coach gets a technical foul on purpose to get the crowd riled up, do the same things.Make a statement.We're going to review it.We know we're going to lose the challenge, but it's worth it.
I'm looking here at them getting ejected.Are they getting high?Yep, some high fives.Of course we are.We're being carried out by the fans.Duh.
Let's go Yankees!Let's go Yankees!The fact that they are heroes because the highlight of the Yankee season in the World Series is we've averted a sweep.
We have somehow gotten to Aaron Judge is going to fail in one of the next few games so that we can yell all offseason, but for right now we get another game.
So Pinstripes is wearing a Mariano Rivera jersey, I believe.Tim Robinson, meanwhile, is wearing an Aaron Judge jersey.Has he done more for the Yankees than Aaron Judge has during the World Series?
I think he had a ribby yesterday.The team was lifeless before this play.This was that spark.You just need someone to light the fire, and these guys did that. Spark yeah.
Yeah.Oh my god.I think we honestly here cuz I'm alone I'm the only one who thinks that these guys are I'm down the middle with it.I'll bet you are what?What is the human nature that makes heroes of those guys?
I'm asking that question legitimately because obviously what they did was the worst breach of sportsmanship Why are they heroes not just in Yankee Stadium? but to people here who support them.I don't understand it.I want to know.
I will give you a theory as someone who enjoys anarchy with sports and enjoys the funny with sports, but this is the natural culmination after the pandemic and the dehumanizing and throwing popcorn at Russell Westbrook of fan entitlement.
We can behave with the players as we like, especially if we're trying to change the outcome of a game.
What are you talking about?These guys took the ultimate risk.Permanent banning from any baseball game anywhere in order to save the Yankees season.That's why they're heroes.They gave it up all on the line for you, New York.That's why they're heroes.
He is bigger than me.The guy on the left thought he was helping.He thought it was not going to be an out if he pried the glove.
I don't agree.They did help.He didn't think he was helping.He thought he was getting a souvenir.No, they were trying to help.
They were trying to help.
Who cares about that ball?
They were trying to help themselves.They didn't even reach for it or ask the ball boy or anything.They knew what had to be done and they did it.
That's the biggest mystery in sports to me, is they wanted the ball. It's an $8 baseball.Why are fans going after these balls?Now, I can see if it's Otani's 65th home run ball or something.That's a special ball, obviously.
But this ball, it's just a regular fly out.
That's why we're saying they weren't going after the ball.They were trying to motivate their team.They were letting the team know, it's another Freeman home run.We're about to get swept.Hey guys, drastic times call for drastic measures.
Let's start playing harder.Let's start playing better.We're going to do what we have to do.You do what you have to do.
Greg, in the 20CB in the movies, what?I have to make sure no one's talking so I can talk.
Heaven forbid we would talk over each other.
Exactly.So in the 20CB, Greg, in the movies, when someone would be acting hysterical or not themselves, what would you do?You have to slap them out of it and they wake up and all of a sudden they're there again.That's what happened.
That's what those fans did.They looked around and said, we're down 3-0.This team is lifeless. I need to slap them, but I can't.I can't.Can't slap them, because it's the 21st century, man.And so... Well, it's just wrong.No, no.Well, 20 C.B.
it was fine.20 C.B.it was fine.21st century it's not.Right.No, it wasn't, but it was accepted.No, it was fine.I watched enough movies, buddy.It was fine.So they can't jump down there, right?Like you said, that would be trespassing on their behalf.
So what do they do? It comes when Opportunity knocks.Greg, some people say, oh, maybe that's for someone else.And some people say, that's for me.And those guys open the door, say, hello, Opportunity.Give me that goddamn ball.I'm gonna take that ball.
Here, grab it.Hold it.And they brought Yankees back.We're back in the World Series, baby.Let's go!
Some people are doers and some people are watchers.Had those men been on the Titanic, I'll tell you what, still be sailing today.It would have been less ridiculous if the guy started biting the glove.
If those guys were on the Titanic, I'd try to sink it again.I'd resurrect it so that I could sink it again.
Did you sink it the first time?Admission?
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Delibitard.What do I got here?
I got a magnum condom.Um, we won't get that out.That's shocking. Stoogatz.Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.
Right next to the condom.
This is the Don Levatar Show with the Stoogatz.
Greg Cody has gotten a little carried away here and I just want to slightly rein him in because he's feeling ganged up on and he's feeling like he's a bit crazy to be alone on what to him is an obvious opinion.
So among the things he's done recently in this crazed state of his is he gave someone a 65th home run which would not be a record of any kind for any reason.
You gave Otani a 65th home run and you also said that the single biggest mystery in sports is somebody wanting a baseball.
Yeah.It's an $8 prize. Not anymore, that's back when slapping was acceptable.They're like 30 bucks now.
Yeah, go to a store, like $29.99.If I were to go now, I bet you it's $34.99.
It's crazy.Unless that has a gold chip in it, it's not worth more than eight bucks.
You think the biggest mystery in sports is why anybody would want to baseball, and all I want to do in terms of reigning in, because you've had a tough 24 hours, okay?
You didn't like that you were bumped off the show yesterday when you wanted to debut the selling of your book.
And you didn't love that your son, your beloved son, over the last 24 hours has been caught in a right-wing storm that involves him and porn.
Yeah, no, I love that.It was great.I was very proud to hear my son interacting with perhaps the future Vice President of the United States.That was quite a moment.Thank you, son.
Even though it was weaponized by the right?
Yeah, I don't care about that. Weaponized, please.It is harmless.First, I didn't even know he said porn.I thought he said corn.We are pro-corn, okay?I raised him to be pro-corn.We love corn.Corn on the cob. canned corn, Mexican corn.Cream of corn?
Well, not so much.Really?We don't like cream of corn.Oh, really?That's where you draw the line.It's a trash corn.Listen, here's something I've done with cream corn.
I take it out of the can, I put it in a colander, and I run water over it to get all the quote-unquote cream out of it, and then we're left with pristine kernels.But the point is, we are a pro-corn family, and always have been. No mystery there.
That is the point, of course.That is the point.So, Chris, what was the funniest of what it is that happened to you yesterday?Because you did, you got weaponized.It was a throwaway question at the end of the interview.
I don't know if the video department has your face frozen as you're trying to ask a question of the vice president and or the governor, excuse me, coach.
And your face freezes up because you're just terrified that you've tried to have a porn conversation at the end of our interview, an interview that was a bit pressurized.
I felt a lot around us during that, like a lot of people watching that were rooting for something bad to happen.
Look, we do comedy around here.And when someone lobs something up for you, we've been we've been trained to spike it home. And you lobbed one up for me, Dan.And I had a moment of, do I do it?I was like, double Dutch, jump rope.
I was just like, do I do this?Do I do this?And I did it.And that look on my face is me looking at Dan, because I was just unsure of whether I did something right or not.And I've gone back and forth all night.It's been a roller coaster.
I've gone to completely regretting it.Oh my God, am I actually going to affect the election? You're not.I don't think so.Obviously me, but that clip went viral.It won't.Okay, good.Swing voters, Chris, you have that video?You know what?
I was going to vote for him.I'm talking about what the right did with it, guys.
You're going to look silly, but you're not changing the results of the election.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that I'm affecting the election.I went back and forth.I was proud of it.You know, Zion, no bad pub.My mentions were ugly.I rarely in my life had to be like, I'm just going to stop looking at Twitter.So I had to do that.
You realize that you are.What am I?You're Tony Hinchcliffe on the other side. They've got Tony Iskif, we've got Chris Cody.That's what Kamala's saying today.
I mean, one of the things I'd like to get over, I'd like to go over a number of different things over here.
I have some regrets from yesterday as well, but I am truly stunned as the world moves a little too fast for me in terms of how divided we are and how scary a week from now can possibly be.
I'm a bit stunned still, somehow naive, that the thing that would come out of MSG would be, oh,
a Puerto Rican joke is with all of the things that have happened over the last four years for Bad Bunny and Puerto Rican celebrity to be like, nah, you went after us now, and that's not good enough.
And that's somehow resonating more than all the other shit that's been done to black people and women, that that would be the thing, a comedian making a joke that would make even Jon Stewart and Keith Olbermann argue with each other, because Jon Stewart's defending comedy.
Oh, just be funny.And Keith Olbermann's like, man, the apocalypse is coming in a week.Like, dude, I know we want to laugh, but something crazy is coming in eight days.
How'd you find Keith Olbermann?
Yeah, I mean, like... World Series baseball, by the way, with the baseball emblem, and it's saying 2024 World Series.
Sold out at Dodger Stadium, game one.Dan, I'd try to get one.
They didn't have them.The greatest mystery in sports, according to Greg Gaudi, is that.
I've seen it so many times.You watch a ball go into the outfield, and there's a grown man leaping across bleacher seats in rows to steal the ball from a little six-year-old child who's about to grab it with his tiny paw.Why?Why are you doing that?
It's a worthless souvenir, okay?It costs eight bucks. in my opinion.
Well, no, he just told you otherwise.
Why are you taking it from a little kid?
It literally said $39.I know, but unless it's a meaningful ball that has some value, why are we scrambling around, you know, prying balls out of kids' hands?
What are we doing? This one doesn't say if there's confetti inside or not, so I don't know if that ups the value.Or a snake.
The snake is the best one.We agree that the snake... The living snake or the other one?That'd be a really small snake.The living snake is too complicated.You keep crossing the line with something that's clearly ridiculous.
Listen, I saw a video of an Uber pickup someone yesterday that didn't have a driver, okay?We figured
We could get a snake inside that baseball.No, you've gone too far.You keep doing the living snake and I'm telling you we're right at the line with what is possible from technology.
Snakes are born in eggs, aren't they?What's the difference between a baseball and an egg?That's a good point.How does he breathe in there, though?
Inside the egg?I don't know.I mean, the egg is breathable.How?That's the way they stay alive, as an embryo.But a baseball would not be breathable.
Make a breathable ball.Boom.That's another good point.There's breathable shirts now?Why can't we have breathable balls?
That's a good point.Yeah.Alright, get on that, whoever's in charge of that.Go ahead.I'm too busy trying to promote a book.What?Nothing. By the way, why is Tony wearing a tank top?
Am I the only one who has, has it occurred me to ask, there's somebody in our studio wearing a tank top, I'm just curious why.I'm not criticizing it.
That'll come later.Greg, Greg, Greg, let's settle, let's just, let's settle down.Let's, look, you're, you're revving really high and you're crazed.Look, you came in here today.Yeah, book week. Election year.
Election year, book week, maniacal fans.There's a lot going on here.My bandwidth is exploding.His son asked the vice president.My kid loves porn.I'm trying to process that.And corn.And corn.Well, we all love corn.Cody's and corn.
C-O-T-E-C-O-R-N.Yeah, the C in Cody stands for corn.
You can't spell Cody without corn.You cream you. I put the C-O in court.You can spell Cody.
You can spell Cody.If he's correcting you.No you can't.
You need a C and an O. You need a C and an O. But then you've just got to code.
Just leave it alone.Or the R in the inner silent in this instance.I wish you were too. An actual snake.He's not going to let it go.No bad ideas there.That is a bad idea is what I'm saying.I'm saying you had it right.
You had it perfect is what I'm saying.When you just made it, a ball cracks open and a rubber snake goes out.You make it an actual anaconda, now you've gone too far.
There has to be a spring in there, right?Is that right, Billy?Not if it's real.Greg.Yeah.
I need you to settle in to the rest of the show because you're revving high because you're excited about your book.You came in here angry at us because we bumped you yesterday.You're heightened because your son has been weaponized by the right wing.
We will get to why Tony's wearing that shirt in a moment.Chris, what happened with the attack because there was some funny stuff around this which included Walls saying something unfortunate.
something that sounded unfortunate around the subject of porn and it almost feels like AI the way that the right wing ends up weaponizing the end of this in a way that devours Chris Cody yesterday because it's just an attack and then everyone's just yelling tampon Tim because this is where we are in the discussion but the unfortunate word choice at the end of this made other people pick it up as if they'd heard him wrong.
Coach, thank you for the time.I think you might have swayed down the middle Chris here.I think he's the porn thing.I'm pro-porn.Yeah, pro-porn.Excellent work by you guys.Hey, you do what you do.You beat you.
You beat you is my thought.
It's the you beat you.Yeah, well.
So he undeniably says you beat you.Now the only debate here is and then he very quickly says you beat you.Was it intentional or was it just a mistake he made and he corrected himself?
An obvious mistake that has been picked up by the right wing.Or he's going for a good joke.No.That was an obvious mistake.
I mean, somebody said aloud, I'm pro-porn, and he has to react.So he reacted with a quip.He reacted with a quip, which I thought was perfectly fitting.
OK, but you were outraged by the behavior of fans here, and now the religious right wing is saying that you beat you is not very vice presidential to say when you're celebrating porn, which generally speaking, while most people listening to this might be pro-porn,
I do believe that a great many indignant people out there wouldn't like their candidates to be morally pro-porn.
And we gather from him making that quip that that means he's morally pro-porn.Seriously.
What I took from it is you do what you want, man.People do what they want.You beat you.
Yeah, yeah.You beat you.Okay.
But when I texted my mom that that clip that we just posted mortified and I wrote cuz I tweeted out mom I made it just cuz I was kind of you know going by going famous is the only thing that matters So I text my mom that and my mom with the appropriate response of how did the subject of porn come up?
So, I hadn't heard the backlash that you guys are talking about.Maybe my bubbles are just different from your bubbles.So, I just Googled it right now.I found a website called the Midwesterner.
Wow, good publication.I'm sure they liked it.And the headline is, Slip?
Tim Walz Tells Pro Porn Podcaster You Beat You. Pro porn!
Is that me or is that Chris Cody?It's a picture of you pointing at him.Can't believe you said it.I didn't say that I was pro porn.I said down the middle Chris.
was voting yesterday and I just sort of was talking about the more important thing here which is Project 2025 which is a democracy destroyer and the more relevant thing we should be talking about instead of making jokes about porn because in eight days anarchy is coming.
But in Project 25 they want to get rid of porn and that's the point you made and then Walsh was like worry against that and then Dan's like you swayed Chris and I'm like well I am pro porn. You tossed it up for me, Dan.
I'm like, it was a bump, and then the walls bumped it, you said it, and I came in and, ha!
Right.Who's not pro-porn anyway, honestly?
There are plenty of people that are not pro-porn.
Come on.You know, pro or anti, why are we worried about porn?There are so many things to worry about in this country. from global warming to crime to the economy, whatever.
Why are we worried about some kid, some 14-year-old kid in his bedroom looking at a Playboy?Why are we worried about that?The good old days.
20CB.Greg and I, growing up, we had to work really hard for porn.
We did.We had to work really hard to find porn anywhere.
It wasn't just there.It wasn't so willy-nilly.Exactly.Jeez.
There were rules, I mean.
That's how you think it happened?There was no internet back then.When I'm 13 years old, I'm in the bathroom with a Playboy.
Or a Penthouse.Alright, listen, listen.
15 maybe.I was young for my age.
West is destroying America.Young for your age?
I mean, when I was 15, I looked 13.
Yeah, thank you. When I graduated from high school, I weighed 130 pounds.I looked like a jockey picking up my diploma.Everybody howled laughter as I'm walking across the stage.Where were we?
I think all of us had the same reaction to the same thing, which is a quaint, antiquated time in porn. when all of porn was a 14-year-old boy looking at a Playboy, reading the articles.
Or a penthouse.That came later.Or a Sears catalog, I mean.Or the SI swimsuit edition.
Yeah, that.What are you looking at in a Sears catalog?
Is there any truth to that's why Sears and Roebuck broke up, Greg?
I don't know.Whenever somebody says Sears and Roebuck, my grandma and nana used to refer to it as Sears and Roberts.Nobody knew why.She just couldn't get Roebuck with such an unusual word, Sears and Roberts.
So Billy, did you have Roebuck being upset with Sears?One of them was upset with the other, I think, over what was in that catalog, I would guess.
What was in that catalogue?You tell me.What's in a Sears catalogue?Seriously.There's no porn in there.Seriously.They sell negligees?A woman with a negligee riding a tractor?What's going on in that catalogue?I have no idea.
Put it on the poll, Juju at Levitard Show.Would you buy a negligee from the Sears catalogue?
Is negligee still a thing?I feel like it's gone, right?Lingerie came in.
I know, push negligee out.I feel like we've advanced.
I feel like they're not called negligees anymore.
They don't exist.That was on the 20CB.
It is probably still the piece of clothing, but it probably has a new word.What would it be called, the new word?I have no idea.You'll find it.
Yeah.She misspoke a lot.She was like a Yogi Berra.Nana?Yeah.And one of the things she said was Sears and Roberts.I have no idea why.Oh, that's the Sears catalog.Va-va-va-voom.Wow.
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