No tents were pitched in the making of this episode as we review the 2015 lineup of Goose Island’s signature special release stout. And we went extravagant on this one, pairing all six Bourbon County beers with special chocolates and the scandalous commentary of one Dennis Lee from The Pizzle. Find out if we think if these were worth waiting in line for on a cold Black Friday morning. In addition to our unique take on these most-desired beers, you’ll get to sup upon our sordid stew of nail polish remover, Charo, porns, Juggalos, David Lynch, Arby’s, salt sticks, and banjos. We also do some crappy improv, talk about Dennis’ tiny hands and Craig’s muppet voice, and spoil some movies. Thanks to Goose Island for providing a few of the beers to help make this vulgar trainwreck possible.

Rankings

Ryan

Bourbon County Brand Stout
Bourbon County Brand Barleywine
Rare Bourbon County Brand Stout
Bourbon County Brand Coffee Stout
Bourbon County Brand Regal Rye Stout
Proprietors’ Bourbon County Brand Stout

Craig

Bourbon County Brand Stout
Bourbon County Brand Barleywine
Bourbon County Brand Regal Rye Stout
Rare Bourbon County Brand Stout
Bourbon County Brand Coffee Stout
Proprietors’ Bourbon County Brand Stout

Dennis

Bourbon County Brand Stout
Rare Bourbon County Brand Stout
Bourbon County Brand Barleywine
Bourbon County Brand Coffee Stout
Bourbon County Brand Regal Rye Stout
Proprietors’ Bourbon County Brand Stout