This Halloween, everyone’s worst nightmare arrives early—and it’s not a ghost or ghoul. Like an overzealous holiday guest, Christmas is creeping into October, hijacking spooky season without a care for Halloween traditions.

In this week’s episode, Amanda sets the stage with a hilarious rant on premature Christmas decor invading superstores and threatening our beloved Halloween vibes. Meanwhile, Trevin gives us an update on his ongoing battle with a body-focused repetitive behavior, offering insights as sharp as a haunted fingernail.

The “Would You Rather” segment dives into delightfully twisted territory: Trevin’s question has listeners calling people “Daddy” and throwing in a pelvic thrust, while Amanda contemplates whether you’d rather wipe your memories or live the same day on repeat.

For story time, Trevin spins a tale of a “spooky bitch” who just wants a fun Halloween but finds his night marred by fear-mongering courtesy of Fox News. Amanda follows with the saga of a mischievous couple whose Halloween decor goes from festive to frightful, crossing the line into pure pettiness. Both stories bring back the fan-favorite “Pumpkin Everything” song and include an unexpected dash of Christmas spirit.

Halloween purists, brace yourselves: it’s time to tell Christmas, “Get back to December, where you belong!”

Today’s Stories:

Fear News

The Grinch Who Stole Halloween

(Discussions include: Christmas, Stores Holiday Decor, Halloween section, Christmas section, nail biting, OCD, body image, mindfulness, lawn mowing, self-control, long nails, Sean Kory, Conservative Media, Daddy Issues, Groundhog Day, Happy Death Day, Palm Springs, Memory Loss, Mom Problems, Fear, Political Humor, Jeremy Meeks, Sexy Criminal, Santa Cruz, California, Scary Stories, Halloween Story, General Mills Monster Cereal, Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Serena Williams, Tennis Racket, Autumn, Fall Time, Cabot, Arkansas, Tim Minchue, Melissa Minchue, Baby Doll, Baby Jesus, Manger, bad neighbors)

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