Good morning, millennials.And welcome back to the shows.Happy Wednesday.Hope everybody is having a gargy pargy hump day.And speaking of gargy pargy-ness, the act of humping.The act.I introduce to you without further ado, it's Ms.Jacqueline Follet.
It's me, yeah.Hi.Hey. Yes, GPH, Gargy Pargy Hump Day, what about it?What do you know about it?I know a lot.I hadn't taken stock of the fact that it's Hump Day.This week is not like a real week because you're here.So the days are a suggestion.
It's more like a dream, you would say.
The days are a suggestion.And then you leave.I don't even want to talk about it.I know.You're not leaving on a Friday.So the day you leave will feel like a Friday, but then it's not a Friday.
Ben's like, we have to get home.I have tickets to the next home opener. Ben and his hobby, like I have gotten so invested in sports and Ben happens to be obsessed with the worst sport.I have tried.
And let me tell you, I'm so into baseball now, like I'm seeing the benefits of all different sports.Baseball, like you can't even argue with me, is the worst, like professional baseball is the worst, excuse me, basketball is the worst sport.
Like Ben was watching it last night.Maybe it's because Ben is like a lifelong fan of the worst fucking team on the planet.They lost by like 40 points last night.But I don't know, basketball really doesn't do it for me.
I wonder why it's not any worse than anything else.
It's pretty fast paced.Oh, and by the way, I meant to update you on this.There will be no subway series.The Yankees made it to the World Series, but Shohei is going with the Dodgers.
I saw that there won't be a subway series.I never really thought that there was going to be like I would have loved that.But the Mets. they don't have what it takes.Wow, you just, by the way.No, no, no, that's just a fact.
I wish that they did and I would have loved that for them and I would have been over the moon if they did, but the Yankees and the Dodgers, they're always in because they're always in.No, it's actually not fair.
It's the Chiefs and the Patriots at one point.
It's always the Yankees and the Dodgers.
It's so true.Well, I'm happy for Shohei.That's a small, bright spot.
Yeah, I'm happy for baseball.
Mm-hmm.I see you took a big dump on the beautification committee this morning.
Why?Putting your big white... No, but I can't see you when it's like I want to see more turt.And by the way, like as far as tumblers go or drinks, this is pretty parge.This could be a centerpiece on its own.
Speaking of drinks, I'm kind of drinking a... That is a big dump.
You mean it's gonna make me have a big duty?No, like the drink itself is a big duty.Yeah, I'm drinking like a Starbucks coffee.Ben went out.He goes to Starbucks every single morning.At home, he's like walking around me.
He's like, you want anything from Starbucks?I never, ever say yes.Like, Starbucks is just not a facility that does anything for me.Yeah.But I was like, okay.You know, I actually really wanted a grilled cheese.
And I was like, well, I need a beverage to wash it down with. So I got this.It's like an ice shaken, like I literally don't even know.
Drink it.It's literally like not good.No, no, no, no.I can't.Tell me what it is.Grande Shaken Espresso Double. Like, am I okay?Is that a drink?Do you like it?No, it's really, like, really disgusting.
But I don't know if there's one drink at Starbucks that I would like except for a classic vanilla bean.You need to have a vanilla bean.
You need to make your own vanilla bean at home.
You need to make me my own vanilla bean.So that it's not, like, packed with sugar and I could use, like, Stevia instead.Do you remember when we were in middle school?Like, we didn't drink coffee.
We just went to Starbucks and got vanilla beans and, like, In high school later on in our lives, we found out they're literally like 1,500 calories.When we were middle school, you got vanilla beans.
Some of us were over here getting like passion fruit iced tea.Oh, by the way, don't clown on a PTL.Passion tea lemonade from Starbucks is divine.
Yeah, no, it's nice, but it's not a vanilla bean.
Some of these bitches in my crew like they were getting like double chunk chocolate cookie.That's literally you with your vanilla bean.Chocolate frap like literally giving the Costco guys.
That was you.You were that like you were that young in.
The Costco guys are getting so famous by the way.They were referenced on SNL. They took over this college football thing, and everyone was doing their little dance.It's actually crazy how I invented the Costco guys.
No, it's really crazy.And I didn't get to have a natural experience with them because I met them so early on in life.
And the craziest thing about this entire, the whole world, is that Jackie has met the Costco guys, and I haven't. And I invented them.I was literally a fan of them.
Like I saw their video and I sent it to Olivia and I was like, this is going to be your family.
Like I was meant to connect with them because as a couple of creators, like we were maybe going to collaborate.You know, that's what you say.But like, I don't even think I got a business card because I should totally have them in the studio.
Oh my God, you guys need to do the dance.
No, they need to get sat in these chairs.
Yeah, they actually do have their own podcast, I think, but I would like to talk, you know, mask off, learn about them as parents, you know, as human beings.
The Rizzler, of course.Ben is obsessed with the Rizzler.The Rizzler doesn't do it for me.I'm really like an OG Costco family, that kind of gal.The Rizzler.Major, major update just in time for me to actually leave tomorrow is I did shave my legs.
I wore my hairy legs out to Olivia's son's birthday party because like, whatever. And they were really hairy.They were beyond the pale.I could have been confused for a child at the party who's seven years old, you know?
No, okay.I don't think so.Okay, one of the dads.I literally could have been confused for one of the dads.One of the dads.And let me tell you, Ben doesn't- Don't flatter yourself.Yeah, not me.I have such skinny seven-year-old black boys.
So Ben doesn't notice things like that.And we were in the car, and the sun was really hitting my legs in a really unflattering way.And he was like, wow.
I just want to say the sun was hitting the legs that day because I was like a few days post shave and you could like see and it's like very light and like you could still see and when I was looking at my legs in the car on the way to Olivia Sun's birthday party I was like oh I could stand to shave.
Seeing your legs in the sun like is seriously traumatizing but I'm I haven't shaved my legs since swirly summer like we went right into fall you live in Florida so you have to maintain like what once every two weeks?
Well, I've actually been shaving my legs a lot because I've been doing myself spray tan a lot.Correct.Kind of like once every four days.I do it like twice a week, which is crazy.I thought I'd show my legs off.I cut myself the other night.Very sad.
I thought I'd show some leg on today's episode.So I don't want to get anyone too excited.But if you're watching on YouTube, I am wearing biker shorts.
There is one leg because the other one is folded.It's tucked under my tissue.Yeah.
We'll move around.It's hard to sit in these chairs.We always do.
Like, it just is.We always move around. So back to what I was saying about the Rizzler.How did we get here?We've got a great show.Let me just give a quick run of show for those who might be confused.It's Wednesday.
So we have Pargy Stories, really pargy.And we have Dear Toasters.The submissions were making me laugh so hard this morning.Like seriously, the girlies are not OK.And we've arrived just in time.OK, well, I'm glad for that.
And I'm glad for the fact that this is not going to be my final trip to Florida for quite some time.I will be back in literally like a month and a half.Jackie and I are performing.
We are taking our live podcast, The Girly Swirly's Night Out to Hollywood, Florida at the Hard Rock Seminole Casino.
We're going to Hollywood, Florida.
Like seriously, where's Ryan Seacrest with my ticket to Hollywood?Like that's we should literally give those away.That's funny.
You need a ticket to Hollywood.A ticket to Hollywood.December 8th, Jizno Live at the Hard Rock Casino. Hotel shaped like a guitar, such fun for the weekend.Do a little gambling.
It's going to be very holiday themed, the show.We're calling it a holiday spectacular.Yeah, just no holiday spectacular.Do a little gambling, make a little love.Get down tonight.If you're local, make it a staycation.
If you're not local, come spend the weekend at the Hard Rock.I've actually been there before.Me and Ben have gambled many times there, because it's halfway between.It's like 30 minutes from Miami.
So Ben and I, when we go to Miami sometimes, we're like, should we just? go gambling.And it's so fun.So I'm really excited.I know it's a homecoming show for you, but for me as well.
Yeah.There's just going to be a lot of great party vibes.Yeah.
And swirly energy.The rumor mill is sort of churning out rumors that it will be the largest gathering of girly swirlies in the continental US.
Yes.And even though not all the tickets are sold yet, I think we sold more tickets than like the biggest show we've ever done.So it's already going to be the most amount of swirlies in one place.
It's a 6,000 person venue.I believe last time we checked, we were at like 5,000 tickets.So like it's on track to sell out.And the biggest venue prior to this that we had done was the Beacon Theater, which is 2,900.But now we did do it four times.
So that's like 12,000 tickets.
But it wasn't all swirlies.It wasn't all at once, yeah.Under one roof.
It wasn't a singular congregation.
And it's not clear if like the roof of this joint is gonna bust off from all the swirliness.
I know, I have to talk to some of my friends in witchcraft, but I do believe when that much swirly energy is congregated into one particular space, it can have catastrophic consequences.
We also need to talk to some of our friends in construction just to make sure the foundation can hold.And we don't blow the lid off this place.The foundation can hold all the swirliness.
And you, by the way, you have a lot of friends in construction.
I have friends everywhere.
I've got friends in Lowe's.Oh my god, by the way, we never even talked about those crazy allegations about Garth Brooks. I think we must've been like off or something.I think it was Rosh Hashanah or something.
But pretty crazy allegations came out about Garth Brooks, who's like kind of like the people's person, the people's Garth.
And like, you know, he won't put his music on Spotify cause he's so principled, but he's out here like assaulting people, you know, allegedly.
I believe it was from like a glam, a hair and makeup artist from the last, in the last like 10 years who had worked with him, who said Garth like sexually assaulted her. I know.
It's funny when people won't put their music on Spotify, but they'll do that.
Yeah.Not funny.You know what I mean?Yeah.I mean, proud to not have ever been really a Garth girl.
Oh, wow.Now she's distancing herself from Garth.
Distance myself.It's not going to be hard, because there's a lot of distancing.
Yeah, it's over there.I'm humiliated to admit, I do love some of his songs.
I just know the one and I know it from country strong.So every song I know from Garth Brooks, I literally know.
My hands are clean.From country song, except calling Baton Rouge.That one I learned on my own.Unlearn it.I have a lot of unlearning to do.You do.Yeah.You do. What else did I want to tell you?
Cause I actually haven't seen you all morning.You should be like Kiki in the kitchen.I know, I've had a migraine all morning because like one of the worst low-key, even though there's no reason for it.
The reason is I stayed up so late last night finishing my book because I just absolutely had to finish this book.I was like, I don't want to spend another day reading this book.I was like at 80%.It was midnight.I was like, fuck it.
If this book like creeps into one more day of my life, then the book wins.
Right.And like, it's a thriller.I just want to know how it ends.And I, and I want to.
Perfect couple so I finish it but like staying up so late and the lack of sleep gave me a horrible headache I'm just like I'm powering through she's a survivor you guys trying to hydrate But anyways also say I finished my book and I didn't like it.
Okay, mostly because I just didn't like the Setting you know the whole premises.I didn't realize that's where it was going like a I don't want to spoil it But not for me.
I started season four of only what was in the building.I
Oh, and so you finished what you had been watching, because you talked about it.
Yeah, we finished season three last night.I'm really behind on the show.And let me tell you, they have such good celebrity cameos.They have a couple of celebrities playing themselves this season, because they're talking about themselves.
They're talking about making their podcast into a movie, and Eva Longoria is going to play. Selina, so they have people playing themselves, which is cute.But our Swirly, Events, Events, I Want to Go to Events, Catherine Cohen, she's in it.
Not as herself, she's acting as a director.So you just love to see women in comedy doing big things.
Oh, that's exciting.It is.
I was like, I know her.When I saw her on TV, I was like, that's literally my friend.Events, Events, I Want to Go to Events, invite me to your events.
And speaking of content, Turdi and I published a vlog yesterday.We are published vloggers on the Patreon.It's a really fun vlog.There's a lot going on, a lot of different elements.It's kind of been taking place over the course of the last four days.
So I don't want to spoil too much.Check it out, patreon.com slash the toast.
Something crazy happens in there.And it's that I have never eaten Pura Vida.And Pura Vida is like a chain down in Florida that's so popular.Actually, so popular they just opened one in New York.Everyone's talking about it.
And it's just kind of giving like parginess in the sense that it's like a clean facility that sells like wraps, salads, and sandwiches.And they're all really good.And you're going to be shocked. that I didn't like it, spoiler alert.
So yeah, you're gonna wanna tune in to find out.But it's more a reflection on me.You're gonna be shocked that Trini didn't order properly.Yeah, I kind of like, I shit the bed a little bit.So I don't wanna blame Pura Vida.Yeah.
But I'm so mature recently.Yesterday I took responsibility for my role in the great Hillary Duff debacle of 2012.And now I'm taking responsibility for my part in Pura Vida.Like I'm seriously so evolved.
We're proud of you.Thank you. Thank you so much.I got you flowers.Thank you, oh my god.
They smell gorgeous.Don't block your beautiful fach.I would never dream of it.Oh, you know what I did today?Because it's so interesting.Every time I come down here, I'm always like, I don't need to pack anything.I have everything I need.
I literally have two pairs of underwear here.I have no clothing.There's a stack of merch outside of your studio that I've been pillaging.That's literally what I'm wearing.I don't have a wardrobe here.I need to stop acting like I do.
What about all that stuff that you got from Abercrombie?
I liked it so much I brought it back to New York.
There were a couple pairs of jeans.
I took them all back to New York.I don't even have a pair of leggings down here.I'm just kind of free-balling it.
The only thing I really have on lock is I have a full set of makeup here, so I always can really do my makeup really well, but it's so funny going through my bathroom here because it's kind of a journey through my hair journey.
So there was a time in my life where I really loved to use a hot brush, and then I was obsessed with my curling iron.Now I really, I will not do anything to my hair except for the Dyson Airwrap.
It took me a while to get there, but it is the best thing on the market.It is so not bad for your hair.It gets the job done.I love my hair.Obviously, I can't buy a second Dyson Airwrap.That's insane.
It's $800, whereas my curling iron was like $40, $50.I could spare to have a second one down here.So I'm just kind of taking a trip down memory lane.My hair has kind of been a journey this week, if you guys haven't noticed.
Today, I went for the curling iron.I'm so over curling irons.
I think it looks kind of nice, too.It should be forever, though.I can't believe I used to spend that long on my hair.
I used to have two Dyson Airwraps.So did I. And that would have been so great.I could have given you one, but I gave it to Olivia.
I came back to Margot, we're so generous.
Literally, oh, speaking of sisterly, Olivia cooked us such a fat fucking feast last night.She called me and she was like, you're coming over for dinner, what do you want?
And usually when people are being gracious like that, I'm like, oh, whatever, you.
Yeah, yeah.I'm like, no, bitch, write this down.And she made everything I wanted.Olivia makes the best bolognese, or as Jackie was calling it all night, the nese.
She made a sourdough discard pizza, which I didn't request, but I died for, like seriously so good. And then she made, I wanted her to make, she's gotten really into sourdough.I was craving a dinner roll, you know, just kind of switching it up.
So she made sourdough discard, like dinner rolls.Oh, let me tell you, they had to roll me out of there.It was so good.And I just went to bed like with a full belly and a wide smile.
Yeah, dinner was so good.The naysay was really good.The naysay was on point. As was the lid, the salad.
Jackie was being seriously a teenage boy at dinner last night, just abbreviating everything for no fucking reason.She goes past the lid, and literally the entire table was silent.The lid to the jar, I was like, seriously, what are you talking about?
It's so Ben Zoffer, past that gorgeous salad, that GS.Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's so Ben Zoffer.Ben Zoffer's actually having a crisis of identity this morning.
Because he goes to Starbucks?
No, he goes to Starbucks every morning.Because he's driving his Lyric?Have we spoken about the Lyric?We haven't.Ben is very connected.So all of a sudden we get to Jackie's house and he's like, by the way, I borrowed a car for the week.
Cadillac loaned us one.I'm like, OK, you just know folks at Cadillac.He was like, yeah, I tried to get us a Hummer, but they were out.They gave us this Cadillac Lyric.And they gave us this really gorgeous vehicle.It's a beautiful sky blue.
But it is electric, which there's nothing wrong with.But I think fundamentally, it's electric. An electric, not even a hybrid, like a purely electric vehicle really goes against everything Ben Soffer believes in.
One thing about Ben Soffer, he's a gas guzzler.He's old school like that.Even when he took your Tesla for a road trip to Orlando.
It didn't work for his lifestyle and his driving habits.
He hated it.But at least with a Tesla, Tesla chargers are so universal.I've never been to a gas station that doesn't have one. And so Ben's been literally driving around this car with 5% for the last couple of days.
Because it doesn't use a Tesla charger.I have a charger at my house, but it won't use it.So he's been needing to go find like an easy charger in the wild.
We spent the afternoon at the mall on Sunday.It was so nice.And they have chargers there.So we like drove to this rogue parking lot in the mall to charge.
And what's great, you can like leave it there and charge and lock your car and like go to the mall.So whatever, you have to wait an hour, but you were going to go to the mall anyway.They were all full.There was only four.
So like we couldn't even get one. Um, so then he just kept driving.Like, and I was like, we're literally going to be left in the middle of the road when this car is dead.
Like, I have to say, let me tell you, that thing holds a lot of charge because we had like 10% for like four days.Um, and then Ben was like, I finally, I said, you take all these calls.
All you do is take calls, like take your one of your calls at some charging station. He did, he came back and he was visibly a changed man.
Now having sat at a charging station, it wasn't the parking lot of a Target, so he ended up spending $100 on toys for the kids, which was actually so sweet.But just know Ben Soffer is having an identity crisis.
Electric vehicles and Ben Soffer are just not Congress with one another.
Well, it's a really nice vehicle and it's called the Lyric and that's been fun for us.So it's not Surface Lyric.
It's called the Cadillac Lyric, but it's spelled L-Y-R-I-Q.
It is?Yeah, of course.That's why we're calling it the Lyric.No, we're calling it the Lyric because we always call it Lyrics.No, no, no.Because of the Q. Because of the spirit of the Lyric.
Jackie, because of the Q. Oh my God, I didn't know that there was a Q munity.Lyric Q. Lyric Q. We're obsessed with the lyric.If you have a lyric, that is so amazing.I haven't been inside.I need to go inside before you guys leave.It's really nice.
I feel like I would like it.I love the color.It's like the color of my outfit.Yeah, it's like a baby blue.It's really pargy.
Pargylish.Can you pass me the iPad?Because we are sharing today and we have a lot to get into.
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Thank you so much.You're welcome.Our first story, like news that really has me heartbroken today.Brianna Chicken Fry and Zach Bryan have announced their breakup. So one, the two of them have broken up.Zach Bryan is a country singer.
Brianna Chicken Fry is a podcaster slash influencer slash just like swirly energy. They broke up a few days ago, which we wouldn't have known.But then Zach, Brian posted on his Instagram.
No, he posted on his Instagram because there was a story.Shots of like him being on riots at active 24 within the last 24 hours.
And of course, like the Internet and like Reddit and all these forums, TikTok have like really been so obsessed with this relationship that like they like they saw this and they were like, finally.
So right.There was a story yesterday like news broke that they had broken up, but like neither of them had said anything.And then a few hours later, Zach Brian posted a statement on his Instagram and said, I have such a problem with this statement.
Can you read like the first two sentences?I need to get to the last one.Brianna and I have decided to break up with Brianna.Like read it.Addressing something.
Brianna and me have broken up with each other, and I respect and love her with every ounce of my heart.
Brianna and me have broken up with each other.This is the greatest songwriter of our time.
She has loved me unconditionally for a very long time, and for that, I'll always thank her. I have had an incredibly hard year personally and struggled through some pretty severe things.
I thought it would be beneficial for both of us to go our different ways.I am not perfect.Different ways?Yeah, that's what people say.You go separate ways.Like seriously, no, this statement is not English.Yeah, it gets worse.
I am not perfect and never will be. Please respect Brianna's privacy and space in this, and if you have it in your heart, mine too.With everything I am, to anyone I let down, I am sorry.That's like really confusing.
It's a really crazy statement.
I think he meant like, to anyone I let down, I am sorry with everything that I am.Wait.I tried my best in everything.I failed people that love me and mostly myself.That's me, myself, and the people that love me.Yeah.
The statement makes actually no sense.But what I gleaned is like that he's a real piece of shit. whatever went down in the relationship was not Brianna's fault.
So what I gleaned was that he broke up with her, or he was the real catalyst for the breakup, because he needs to work on himself.
It does then hark back to that drunk Taylor Swift tweet, not to make it all about her, but we were just saying a few weeks ago, he drinks and tweets, and then he said he has a hard year and he's going through a lot of stuff, so it sort of is painting a picture.
I also immediately thought of the Taylor Swift tweets because it was like drinking and tweeting.It's like drinking and releasing statements, because this is also like seriously grammatically so fucked up.
And this is something you would read a couple of times before posting.So then also, what was the first thing?Update on something.What was addressing something?Something like that.
No, let me tell you, I have fallen onto the side of TikTok.And we I feel like we say this every time Zach Brian comes up, like Zach Brian is oddly like a blind spot for me, even though like I should love his music.
He's like a little I think Gen Z for me.
I haven't like really been following this whole thing, but because all this stuff was coming out yesterday and I'm chronically online girly. I fell into like seriously the worst side of the internet.
Okay, well let's just finish the story and then you can share what you fell into.Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.I'm getting ahead of myself.Then is Chicken Fry posted saying, hey guys, I'm feeling really blindsided right now.
Gonna hop off social media for a while and attempt to heal privately when I'm ready.I'll be back when I'm, heal privately when I'm ready.I'll be back and ready to talk.I love you guys so much.Thank you for all your kind words.
Remember you are so loved and everything's always going to be okay. Then she also posted a video to her podcast YouTube channels, like a few minute video of her on the floor in her bathroom, just obviously going through it.
And she said, like, I'm I'm so upset and explain why she's so upset that she's put everything into this relationship and how she's like embarrassed and been crying on the Internet.Like, fuck it, she doesn't care.
I also just found the video just like so entertaining because she really is like just an entertaining person.Yeah that's why she's a successful influencer.
She also said like she was just genuinely shocked.
So she like they had broken up the day before after like five hard days so it seemed like they were like going through it for four days and on the fifth day they broke up
and then the next day he posted a statement confirming that they broke up and she said she was blindsided maybe by the breakup but she's saying she's blindsided by the fact that he put out a statement he didn't text her he didn't call her he didn't tell her he was going to do that and that is something that you would run by like a long-term partner when you're going to bring something so private public.
Of course, and I think it's so much more layered than that because the internet has really played a part in their relationship in the sense that all of his fans, the girl fans who love him, they fucking hate Brianna.They are so jealous.
Literally what happened to her is something that happens in one of my books.
She was the biggest fan met him once he was so dazzled by her literally got into a year-long relationship He's flying her all around the world private buying a house in her hometown getting dogs together So in love with her taking her to Paris like it's literally a dream and like these bitches are so fucking jealous like but and they have seriously like Tortured Brianna like and the internet plays such a big part and like they love him and hate her interest so for him to also put a statement out and just kind of like
You're on your own.That's why I think it's even more hurtful, because he knows how ruthless his fans are, the female fans are to her, and he's just kind of creating a space for more hate to be sent her way, with just this random statement that...
Like they needed to strategize PR wise together because it has been like so till a she'll take it could he did not he didn't it could have been like the last nice thing he could have done for her they could have put out a joint statement that would just like shut it down for the moment until they were ready to talk and instead he just like put it out there for the world to read incoherently might I add and
Yeah, like to me, I think that might be, and I don't know these people at all, Ben has only, Ben met Brianna Chicken Fry once, he said she was really nice, like I don't know her, but I think that probably has to be the worst part of it.
Yeah, I think that's what she was like really struggling with in the video, because she, and she was saying like about the heartbreak, she was like, she's devastated, but like she'll get over it, like she'll be okay, and I also just like, I like her as an influencer, as a creator, but even just her attitude, I just like her as a person, I feel like that's a really,
good message, like I'm gonna, I'm sad, but I'm gonna be okay.
No, and it's devastating to like break up with a great love and everyone's like, well, you should have known how you get him as he's traded on his wife.
Like that doesn't make the whole experience, like you didn't really dated someone seriously for over a year, you built a life together.Like it's devastating.Jackie, people are so happy about this.Like it is so shodden for it.
It's so literally, I don't know, I don't know what my TikTok thinks I am that they put me on this side.People dancing, finally.Like seriously, like the best thing to ever happen to them.I've been waiting for this day to come.
Like seriously, you're evil.
That's so sick.And I didn't even know that that's the energy that's out there.But then it shouldn't surprise me.I was really I was really sad to hear that they broke up.I was really, really rooting for them.
I thought they were like such a cute couple and they seemed so in love and so happy.And it was just it was really sweet.It was a fairy tale.Like you said, it was a fairy that happens out of a book.
But the thing is, if you follow Zach Bryan and his dating history, which a lot of people do, this is a pattern of his.
He gets into these really serious relationships and writes these beautiful songs and does everything, like a really dream man, and ends up being so toxic and leaving in really terrible ways.
I think he was married a while ago to someone he met in the Navy and literally served her divorce papers via mail and never saw this lady again.He does some people like, Brianna should have known. who do you fall in love with?
Of course you're always gonna think you're different.I am different.And Jackie, I can't even explain the vitriol I saw on social media.So jealous. So jealous.I feel bad.I was rooting for them as well.I didn't see this one coming.
Neither did I. And people are like, well, he's on Raya.And I feel like there's been a couple instances in their relationship.TikTok is always informing me of their drama.Someone's like, oh, I had sex with Zach Bryan.
And they make it into this big thing.And maybe you did, maybe you didn't.But it's like, the internet really, up until this point, has created, they've manifested this breakup.So many times there have been like, Zach Bryan, DM cheating allegations.
It's not real. But this time I guess it was.Yeah.
Well, I'm rooting for Brianna.Of course, of course.Rooting for Brianna.And she did say multiple times that soon she will tell.
Oh no, I'm ready.I feel like now, when you have a meaningful relationship, I feel like we talk about this with Taylor Swift.
Even if your business is to like drag someone via music or podcast, if you have a really meaningful relationship with them and like it ends in a respectful way, you don't want to drag like it's disrespectful.
But when somebody like he has wronged her, I feel like now she feels no sort of obligation.
And also like that's her job is like talking about her life.So like she would have talked about it regardless and maybe been more vague.But I don't think we're going to get vagueness.I think we're going to get Tit for tat, which I'm ready.
I may have some lip gloss.Yeah, I am.I'm sad.Yeah, I agree.I'm team chicken fry.Can I ask an elder millennial question?I'll do my best to answer.Why do they call her a chicken fry?
As that is not her last name, it's not her last name that I don't know.
I can't help you there. It's like her, it's like her internet name.
Yeah, I know.It's like so funny how it's caught on like page six really blindsided Brianna Chicken Fry.Like I feel like nobody talks about the fact that like that's not her name.That's not her name.
It's just like so funny and crazy that like we call her that like it's her name.
I can't, I can't help you there.Maybe Margot could.A little bit of chicken fry.Well, then that made the whole situation really confusing for a lot of people who were like just learning about what you brought in chicken fry.
They're like, wait, she dates Zach Brian or Zach Brown, who sings the song Chicken Fried.
Did he write Chicken Fry about her?
Right, right. So that's where it got confusing.
I could see how that's confusing.I agree.For people.
If you didn't know any of this beforehand.
I also think Brianna Chicken Fry is having a bad week because she said something on her podcast that got so much backlash.She gave her take on the TV show about the Menendez brothers, which wasn't the take that everybody else has.
And people were so mad.And she went on her podcast, and she was like, I literally stand by what I said.I was like, oh, damn. You know, even if you're used to it, dealing with like blowback from just like an opinion, it's hard.
Like it can be overwhelming, especially when like I saw it everywhere, like it was all over TikTok and stuff.
It's so crazy to have like an opinion on like, I didn't watch the documentary and do I want to step in here?Hmm. No, yeah, right.No, I didn't watch the documentary either.The Menendez brothers are a blind spot for me.Same.
So I'm not going to say a damn thing.
Yeah, but she just basically like went through it last week and now this week again.So seriously, are her podcast haters?
really just like the Zach Bryan fans who hate her?
Yeah, I think obviously dating someone that famous, like put her podcast on a different level.Yeah.And he has just these rabid female fans who think that they should be Briana Chicken Fry.Like it should be me.
And so they just from day one have just fucking hated her because they're so jealous.Damn.
It's not going to be you.It's not going to be you.I don't know how to tell you.
Honestly, though, like it could.He's so kind of unpredictable.
Yeah. But, I mean, odds, like, it's just gonna be one.So it couldn't even be two of you.Yeah.Who knows?I might let you make me Juno.I might let you make me Bruno.I might let you make me Bruno.
I don't know.You have to be really special.
It's true.Brewie, I can't believe I never sang Bruno.
Yeah, God, it's like- It's right there.
It's because it's like Brewis Lewis.
His name is literally not Bruno.It's Brewis.Yeah.I think a lot of people have been wondering, millions actually, have been wondering where I landed with Romeo.Where is Romeo?Oh, no, he's at the trainer.Like, he was annoying as hell.
I obviously wanted to bring him down here.He doesn't stop barking, like, in my face.That's not what I was talking about.Problematic.Problematic behavior.And he had to seriously, like, do his time.And I'll see him tomorrow.
But a lot of people wondering what we ended up, like, nicknaming him.Like, you know what's so funny? Theo ended up being cringe.How we got there, I can't even tell you.Romeo, and actually this was heavily inspired by you, is scoomba.Explain.So in
The Hamptons, Bruno and Romeo, were like kind of this iconic duo.And you call Bruno, Broomba, because he's like a Roomba.He like eats everything on the floor.So I kept referring to them as Roomba and Broomba.
So then when we got home, it was like Roomba, Scoomba, Scoomba.
Scoomba, I like it.Yeah, no, I don't have a Roomba.I have a Broomba.Yeah, it's kind of nice.It is nice.It's much cuter and fluffier.Correct.Yeah.Are you ready for our next story? Martha Stewart is addressing the beef with Ina Garten.I had no idea.
So Martha and Ina used to be friends.And there is like some longstanding beef.Martha was on Watch What Happens Live.And she was asked about something that she wrote in her book, which was about Ina Garten.
So back in the day, the cooks met and became friends in the 90s in the Hamptons, where they both lived.
Ina later penned a column for Martha Stewart Living and secured her first book deal with Stewart's help after bringing a publisher to her specialty food store in the Bay Area for Contessa.So they were like seriously swirling.
They were swirling and they were like helping, like sisters helping each other out in the biz.Like they weren't even competitive.
Yes, so while Martha was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy brought up Ina's new memoir that's not called Memoirs of an Ina.It's not.Here it shall be.Yes.
um and he brought up the feud and he said that he had read parts of Ina's book and she said that they like fell out uh because Martha moved back to Connecticut and Martha said that's not true uh she said that
she stopped being friends, Ina had stopped being friends with Martha when she went to jail.She actually wouldn't say it.She's like, she stopped being friends with me when?
Yeah.And then Andy finished her sentence.And then she said, yeah.Because I didn't know what she was implying.I literally forgot this bitch went to jail.
So I'm like, when what?When what?When you got divorced?And then I was like, oh damn, that's totally something Ina would do.Ina's definitely, she doesn't fuck with felons.
And then Snoop Dogg chimed in as a funny joke retort, being like, yeah, and that's when I stepped in. And I didn't know any of this.I didn't even know that these two were friends.
And I think if you would have asked me prior, like, do you think these two swirlies know each other?I'd be like, probably, right?
Yeah, that they know each other.But I'm actually surprised to hear how well they got on.That's like asking if you know Joanna Gaines and Christina Haack.
Jackie, it's not the same.But like, do you know what I mean?Like, sometimes actually when two people are doing the exact same thing, like, you kind of pretend like the other doesn't exist.So to know that they weren't real.
Yeah, to know that they were like real and true swirlies.No, it actually makes you sad.And they were both so niche, like in the Hamptons, doing cookware, doing lifestyle.
And they could have easily like disliked one another and like been competitive, but not only did they like become friends, but they were helping each other out, like working together.It's kind of beautiful.And the fact that Ina ruined it, like.
Yeah, this is like a bad look for Ina because yes, of course, like Martha went to jail and sometimes you want to distance your friend who like did something bad.No, I want to say if you're if you're Fred insider trading is truly a victimless crime.
However, what I was going to say, like when that's your friend, it's just like trusting your faves.No, it's like trusting your faves.Like, I love you.I know you're a good person.
Like I'm I'm with you because like I've always thought those things about you.
But if your faves like did something really deplorable, like murder, of course, murder, but like What the hell did Jen Shah do?Scamming the elderly and the vulnerable, something really unethical.
I don't know, I have a hard time feeling bad for the government or whoever you steal from when you insider trade.I can understand Martha's just out here trying to make a quick buck.
To me, I can feel sympathy, and if that's my friend, bitch, I'm not judging her at all.I'd probably do it too.That's a joke.With Ina distancing herself, that's just pure shallow, right?You don't actually care.
If a friend of mine went to prison for something really awful, Kidnapping like that's not my friend.Yeah, that's not my friend.
So this is like kind of losery of Ida.I stand with Martha.
I Agree, it's a bad look for I know and at the end of the day like Martha's completely bounced back her book just coming out It's like okay liar like like you actually addressed it in your book and it's not true So what else in there is a lie?
Correct makes you think maybe the title is a lie.Oh What was the title again?And it's supposed to be Memoirs of an Ina.Yeah, it's a prank.The title is Be Ready When the Luck Happens.Seriously, the worst name of a title.
Someone DM'd me what the title should have been for this book.Sure.Barefoot Confessions.Barefoot Confessions, or like Confessions of a, or Contessions.
Confessions of a Contessa. Yes, something with Confessions of Contessa.
I think maybe she's over that specific, like it was the name of her store, her TV show, her book, like maybe she wants to branch out a little bit, but like, sorry, branding is branding.
Yeah, and be ready when the luck happens.
What the hell are you talking about?
And it's like, something about the sentence structure, it's like very, a passive sentence.Yeah, there's no like proper noun or whatever.
Yeah, a thousand percent.It's a bad title, like I think we all agree. Yeah, so Martha wins this round.Martha Stewart stays winning, and I feel like it could really be studied.She literally went to prison.
She went through a national scandal, and she always comes out on top.I wonder what that's attributed to.Is it a strong sense of self?
I feel like Martha truly, at her core, does not give a fuck, and never has.
I just want to say, all of the other press about the ex-husband and the Cheating like all of the imagery that they're using for it.
It's like black and white photos Like it's giving he passed away like you're saying he didn't he did not pass away But and I know that now but even when I see all the other headlines like why are you guys using photos from the 70s?
And they're black and white.That's weird.
Wait speaking of like old time I found out something this morning that like really shook me to my core, you know And like you think something happened so long ago, but like it actually didn't ha so it came up on my tick-tock it was a picture of Donald Trump and Rosa Parks
And I said to myself, literally how?That she was much elderly.Well, yes, but also like you feel like things like, cause like her moment was we, what we know her from was so long ago, but I feel like she probably only passed away like 20 years ago.
Yeah.But also like the civil rights movement wasn't that long ago.
I know.That's what I'm saying.Like when you think things happen like so long ago.
Like welcome to the sixties.
Like that's also like Anne Frank, like she could, if she hadn't perished, like she could be alive right now.It's not like out of the realm of possibility.
That wouldn't shock me.I was shocked.
I was also shocked to see like a contemporary photo of Rosa Parks.I don't know why in my mind she's like ingrained in like a textbook.
Yeah.Welcome.I don't think that's appropriate.
Why?Hey mama, welcome to the 60s.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.When do you think they'll be written?I don't want them to.I don't want them to.But I feel like Hairspray is one of those movies that gets revamped every decade or so.When do you think the next one will be?
Not for a while, right?Not for a while.I hope they never do.
Yeah, it would be pointless.
You're pointless to me.Wait, I just remembered something.
So we, a week ago, interviewed someone that's gonna be on the podcast in a month, I don't wanna be annoying, we're not gonna spoil it, and we really had wanted to talk to this person about, and we didn't.
I just remembered that.I know it didn't come up, it was on my list, but we just kept having such great conversation, and then it was over and there wasn't a time for it, honestly.
Fuck, oh, I would've loved to have asked.
Without disrupting the natural flow of the convo.And it was so natural.So natural.
Au naturale, as my people say.
Are you ready for our next story?A little more few news.God, the girls are fighting.The girls are fighting Lala and Ariana.Lala is sharing a heartbreaking update on her friendship with Ariana.That's confusing.
And then also some better rules news came out that like this season has just now started filming and that on. it very quite possibly could be the last due to like salary disputes.
I think a lot of the casts who are like renegotiating their contract are so far off from Bravo.Like usually you can meet in the middle, but a lot of them are like not budging.
And so many of the relationships are so strained that they actually won't film, but kind of like Melissa and Teresa, that it's kind of at a standstill.I'm curious what the season's gonna be.
Yeah, so Lala talked a little bit about it.She was on Jeff Lewis Live saying that she has no relationship with Ariana and added that a reconciliation will never happen.
As for the possibility of the Bravo series returning for another season amid its ongoing hiatus, Lala hinted that the series may be done after the cheating scandal.She said, let's just say there's no more story to tell, right?
There's only two people to blame for that, and that's Sandoval and Markel.Okay, Ariana, I will always be a cheerleader for you.She said a lot of nice things about Ariana while also like,
being adamant about the fact that there's no path to friendship.She said she was absolutely fantastic on Broadway.She, I heard, killed it on Love Island.
I've never watched the show and certainly didn't start watching it because we're not gonna, but I have no ill feelings about anybody on the show.And that's what it feels for the first time.I just feel peace.
Yeah, I feel like people on social media, because I saw all the Bravo people talking about this, their automatic assumption when it comes to Lala and Ariana is that Lala is so jealous of all the opportunities that came Ariana's way, and all the money, and the brand deals, and the commercials, and the opportunities, Broadway, Love Island.
And that is the whole reason why the two can't work it out.And I don't know, I'm not even like, I know you love Lala and you should trust her faves.I don't even see Lala as, I don't love her in that sense.
But I feel like she's a little bit more complex and mature than just to like, write someone off out of jealousy.
Yeah, and I also feel like from a strategy standpoint, if someone is like, their star is taking off, staying close to them is actually the best thing you could do.So I feel like that's just so, too simple and that's not it.
It's not it, and I think it, Is fair to say like if someone's getting all those opportunities, like yeah, like who wouldn't be jealous of that?Are you not a human being?
I also like stand next to her like she'll say no to something and they'll come to you next.
Right.But I think that that is just like one small, small piece of the overall pie of why they're no longer friends.But I something like that's so like.
Basic yeah, I'm jealous like smarter than that even if you don't like Lala you have to acknowledge like she's a complicated person She's not like so like small-minded in this I'm jealous bye But you can also like be jealous of someone without it like being a real issue like I think it's a natural human Reaction to someone having something that you want right like what what is the best person on earth supposed to feel like nothing?
No, and especially like for all the girls who had been on that show for so many years and really went through like horrible things on the show and never got that sort of treatment.For Ariana, it was like this perfect storm, right?
Everyone started paying attention and she was shot to stardom and it was so great.But I think... It's very human to be like, why didn't that happen to me when my baby daddy cheated on me with four people?
Right, that doesn't mean I don't wanna be your friend anymore and I won't be there for you, but I think it's a normal human reaction.
But I don't think it's the whole reason.
No, not even close.But I don't know what the reason is.But say the perfect human being, how would even that person not feel a little bit just jealous of an opportunity that they wanted that someone else got?
You can feel a little envious and be like, I'm so happy for you and I support you and I wanna be your friend.Right, right, right.
You know?But I would love to know what the true breakdown was.
Maybe we'll find out.I think it had to do, I think it was a perfect storm of things also, but I think it had to do with Ariana's contribution to the show and Lala feeling like Ariana wasn't bringing it.She does have all these things.
She doesn't have to bring it here.She is getting all of those things because of work that we all, I think it was a lot more complex than that.
Yeah, it's a good way of looking at it.
Well, probably also other things behind the scenes and things that were said, just like petty reality TV drama per usual.Right, right, right. So we'll see what happens with VPR.
But it does beg the question, with this reality shows and a certain group of friends, do you get to a point where there is no more that you can tap from the well?
Right, and actually, I think they did tap decently when it came to the Valley as this offshoot that I think is really working.I don't know, I don't even know what precedent we could look at of a show that got so big with just these regular people.
To what end?Any or none? You know, I don't know.I have wondered, and I feel like we had this conversation right before Scandalball, because the show was sort of just like fizzling out.
They were trying like Charlie and Danica and Brett and Max, and it was just like weird and wrong and off.And we were like, it's probably time for the show to end.And then thankfully, the Scandalball thing like breathed new life into it.
But now I feel like we're back at that standstill.
So here are things that could happen to breathe, but they would have to be genuine because if it was Tom Schwartz and Lala getting together, him becoming the father of her children and then her and Tom having to deal with Katie and then everyone else like Sheena, where would she fall?
And by the way, I can't recommend that storyline enough, Lala get on it.
Lala and Tom, if you're feeling that in any sort of way, I would say pursue it.However, you can't do it artificially.We'll sniff it out.There would be nothing worse.What else could happen?
Tom and Ariana could get back together.As long as we're just pulling things out of thin air.
Or Ariana and Brock. Don't even say it, it actually makes me like.
I actually, the couple that I feel most protective over is Brock and Sheena.
It's true, at the end of the day.
I think they oddly have the healthiest relationship.
Scannavale was also kind of easier to like.
Swallow because Raquel was like.
No, because like Tom and Ariana was never, like I mean.No one was rooting for them.Some people really thought that they were OTP but you weren't actually watching.No one was rooting, you're right.With your phone down because like they are not.
No one was rooting for those two.Like they were seriously awful together.
So I don't want to see a beautiful home being broken up.That's actually TV I don't want to watch.Kristen, Dodie, and Tom Sandoval could get back together.That doesn't do it for me.It would do it for a lot of people, but honestly, bring back Stassi.
She would never, I think.No, she has never.
Her own show withstanding, if they offered her a ton of money to come revive this show, I still don't even think she would.
Well, you know what's so funny?She was on a podcast and she was saying how one of the producers asked her to come back to Vanderpump Rules and she really thought about it and she decided no.
They had a meeting and she walked into that meeting ready to say, no thank you.And it turned out that it was just one producer who was ideating.They hadn't even like- It wasn't a formal offer?No.
That's funny.And it wasn't coming.Right, right, right.
But she got to really know- Think about it.If they wanted me back, I still wouldn't do it.
Yeah, and I think that's the right move for her.
And then of course, ending up with your own show on Hulu is so premium.But even if it hadn't, I still think she never would've or should've.
Yeah. Are you ready for our next story number four?Yeah.A little more exes news.This is kind of crazy.Battle of the exes?Battle, literal battle of the exes.
Maren Morris and ex-husband Ryan Hurd are both set to release new music on the same day after they divorced a few years ago.So Maren Morris and her husband are both country music stars.
They divorced a few years ago and they're each dropping a new single on Friday, October 25th.Now I feel like
These two are not, and if you don't know country music, let me just say, obviously you probably still know Maren Morris, she's one of the biggest singers.
I don't feel like him releasing a song on the same day as her really moves the needle for her at all.
For him, like- No, no, no, it's not about is this taking streams away from either one of them. is it's like, it's just weird.And maybe October 25th is like a significant day.Maybe they're just on like the same track.
Or like maybe they actually get, I don't actually don't know their divorce would have been particularly contentious.Like maybe these songs like are kind of sisters to one another.
And like one is responding to kind of like Jolene and Diane.
For sure.It would be better if like they were married because, well, I don't think they're working together in this sort of like way because if they were married, it's actually a really good idea for like, Well, maybe not Garth and Trisha.
Tim and Faith.You know, this is definitely weird.Like, I'm just trying to come up with, like, theories to make it not weird, but, like, it is weird.Yeah. And I do know like when I think it's a pure coincidence.
But when you are releasing music and like you have huge teams with your record label, like they look at who's releasing on the same day.A lot of people move around.They don't want to be near Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift or Adele or Beyonce.
Like you always look at who's on the release radar that week because you don't want to compete.
So, you know.Yeah.Her song is called People Still Show Up and his song is called This Party Sucks. I feel like they- They do not have anything to do with each other.They're not not congruous.
Look, she threw the party, people still show up, and he shows up to the party and says, this party sucks.
Yeah, or it's like, this party sucks, but like, people could still show up.
Yeah, no, there's a lot of ways that these two lyrics could be connected.
Could they be connected on the lyric queue?On the lyric queue, for sure.Yeah.So, oh, this is weird.We'll see you on Friday.Mimi Webb also has a new song coming out on Friday that she's been teasing.Oh my god, huge.And it sounds so good.
You guys, do not sleep on Mimi Webb.What do the Mimi Webb fans call themselves?The Websters?Just Jackie.
I don't know what they, I'm like big fans of a lot of people but I'm not in any communities for fandoms.I'm not even like a little mixer.
I think sometimes, right, that's a good example, like sometimes fandoms like or even like the artists themselves push this like branded name so hard it's like no one's calling themselves that, right?
But people very naturally call themselves like a Beyhive or a Swifty but sometimes like you try to give a name to your fan.I'm like when it comes to singers like I'm an arianator Yeah, like no, you're not that's not a thing.
But like if you like this, what are the smizers?What are the smiley fans smilers?
Smilers like it just some of them didn't take off it's and I feel like it has nothing to do with the artists themselves like having a lot of fans or a little like cuz Ariana has a ton of fans like re a nader like it was a bad one and
Yeah, but I also- The Selenators?That's a bad one too.I kind of love it.No, Swifty is really good.What are the Sabrina's called?The Carpenters?I don't know.I'm one of them.I'm one of them too.I'm one of them.I don't know what they call themselves.
I'm with them.I'm with them.I am they them.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is a little sports news?
Is it about LeBron?Yeah.Okay.I saw this video.I have a lot of thoughts.It's a little familial news.So we had reported, right?That like his son was being drafted to the team that he was on.Yes.
And now LeBron James shares the court with his son, Bronny in his historic first NBA game with a father son duo.
So the NBA obviously like started yesterday.Cause Ben was going on about it.I think this happened.
I think it was on like in the living room.We're watching.So LeBron started the game alongside his teammates, he scored 16 points, and then Bronny came out and played for three minutes in the second quarter.This article says that he scored no points.
One rebound.And this is People Magazine, they're not even a shady.It's that Bronny who played for three minutes in the second quarter, scored no points, one rebound, and zero assists.And none for Gretchen Wieners.And none for Bronny James.
I, that was like, but that's just the facts of the story.So now let's discuss.Okay.History.
Let's talk about history.I, to me, like, I feel like it's the story here is not that they played together.Obviously they're on the same team.It was bound to happen.And it was the first game.Like, it's not that crazy.
The fact that like a father and son are on the same team is like actually so crazy to me.One, you know, age wise, you would think like, I think it's a feat
for the ageists in a positive way.He's still at the top of his game and he's pushing forward.
It's not that it doesn't happen because there's not a lot of father-sons who are playing, but it's because one person ages out at the same time that another person could play.
Right, and there are a lot of professional athletes whose dads were professional in all sports.And you always hear about it, like, oh, his dad, Christian McCaffrey, the great whatever.So for them to have crossed paths, it is so crazy.
And for them to be on the same team, now I'm suspicious.
of of like how did your son get of all the teams in all the land well I think I remember he said years ago before his son was even available to be drafted like whoever drafts my son I will go there because he's using his influence to get his son a better spot yeah it's like it's crazy yeah so LeBron's 39 and Bronnie's 20
which explains, but like him being a 39 year old.So he had him when he was 19?Yeah.Oh damn.So, but him being a 39 year old, like star of the league is what is so impressive.Yeah.
Hmm.It's really crazy. Yeah, it was cute.No, it's really cute.And like literally everyone was standing up cheering.Like it's cool to see something happening for the first time, you know?
You and me.Got a whole lot of history.
Uh-oh.Well, thanks for the sports news.We're so sporty today. What else did we talk about sports?NBA in the beginning, the Subway Series.We're kind of all over sports.The Subway Series that wasn't.
We have Deer Toasters, which is our weekly advice segment.
And it should be called the Red Eye Series. Oh, I like that because, yeah.You have to take the red eye to get from like LA to New York.
You mean you don't have to, but.No, but that is the crazy thing about baseball.You play two games, you get one day off to travel.So when it was like New York versus Philly, it was kind of a dream.They're taking a six hour flight every three days.
That's messed up.It's wrong.I'm worried about the players.Too, Shohei deserves better than that.They all do.
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So Dear Toasters is our weekly advice segment where if you guys wanna write in, please, we would absolutely love to hear from you.Deartoasters at gmail.com is an email account that you can submit anonymously to.
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Hi, Jackson Claude.Proud toaster here.I need some advice about a recent mistake that I made.I am super embarrassed because I just started talking to a guy from Hinge about a month ago.Things are still really fresh.
I accidentally took and sent a voice memo of me shitting in full duration to this new man.I tried to unsend the message, but I am worried that it was too late.I said I was moving my luggage around, but it's clear that there was a plop in the toilet.
What do I do?Bring it up to him, ask if he listened, wait in silence to see if he brings it up.Love you both and cannot wait to hear your advice.Happy to follow up with updates if I hear from you.Love.Oh, she wrote her name.I'm not saying her name.
Act like it didn't happen because there's a chance he didn't hear it.Also with voice memos, once they play it, then it disappears.So if you had the chance to unsend it, you might've got it in under the wire.
Even if he heard it and listened to it, you could've been doing so many things.You couldn't drop something in the pool.Yeah, right, dropping your kids off. I feel like sometimes... Deny till you die.
And if he has the audacity to even suggest that that was something that you did... He's not the man for you.No.What are you, crazy?Gaslight the fuck out of... What?I never did that.
There's no proof.Also, wait.
Also, I feel like sometimes when somebody leaves you a voicemail or a voice memo that's clearly an accident, you listen for like the first four seconds, then it's clearly an accident, so you're not going to want to listen for three minutes of silence.
But like if your crush sent you something, I don't think you would like...
pass up the and then you realize it's an accident you want to hear what it's a guy you think it's a guy like yeah if a girl actually got an accidental voice memo from her crush she would dissect it for three years with all of her friends being like did you hear a girl in the background she did that keep so fast so by the way i'm really suspicious of people who keep my voice memos i don't know i feel like they love me it's like keeping a voicemail i only send a voice memo when it's like salacious and let me say this
Nobody uses the voice memo feature more than my friends who are influencers.Like, Shannon Ford dies for a voice memo.Remy Bader, voice memo.Tink's, voice memo.Like, all the swirlies.And it's always when we're, like, gossiping, right?
So it's always a kind of sensitive information.And when people keep it, I literally called Remy out.I'm like, bitch, stop keeping my voice memo.She's like, my phone automatically does it.Like, I don't know how to turn it off.I don't know.
I felt very uneasy about it.
Well, that's just something you need to realize.When I send a voice memo, it's just because I do not trust
talk to text to relay the information I need to relay and like my thought isn't so cohesive and coherent that I just need to get in all my ums likes and ands.
Yeah I send it mostly when like I can't write the whole thing out and I don't want to talk to you via FaceTime.
Yeah yeah but no I I had nothing that it's because like I wouldn't want someone to hear this.
Oh, that's for me too though.Like if I don't want to, if something's like really kind of crazy to put in writing.I'll FaceTime you.Or I'll voice memo you if I don't want to FaceTime you.But they could keep it.They could, but I trust my faves.
Trust your faves.Trust your faves.
Okay so for this girl like I honestly feel like that's horrible I'm so sorry that happened to you but I think it's more likely than not that he didn't like listen to it in full and didn't dissect the plops like I think you're completely fine.
And if he's still talking to you then either he heard it and he didn't mind or he didn't hear it just move on as if it never happened.
I would really like to know like how like in a technical standpoint you did that.
Who like leaves their Aren't you scrolling on your phone when you're making a poop?So wouldn't you just be scrolling?Right.And who would leave open such a sensitive chat?I wouldn't go in there for anything.It's true.It's true.
That you just willy nilly.I mean, I don't want to judge you.No, of course.But as always, we must take a lesson.
We must extrapolate a lesson from each of your choices.
Yeah, and it's just like you were saying at the top of the show.You have to recognize your role in it, too.
Yeah, it's so true.You can't bear no responsibility in every situation in life.
But you already feel bad.I'm just saying. Who just tosses their phone open with their crush?
That's like being on their ex's Instagram page.And just throwing your phone around.Back in 2016 and not taking such care.
Mm-hmm.OK, next up.Hey, girlies.Gay Toaster here.I, 24, have a dilemma about my boyfriend, 28, of six months, whom I adore very, very much.He does stand up for fun at small local venues in the city almost every other weekend.
And as a good boyfriend, I always attend.There's one problem. He is not funny like at all.His stories are so long and pointless and it's just horrible crowd work and oftentimes is laughing the hardest in the room at his own jokes.
Even my friends who have come with me have told me that he was awful.He's been doing it as a hobby since before COVID and I'm so shocked that no one has ever told him about his lack of humor.
Am I the asshole for giving him critiques or recommending or recommendations as someone with no background in comedy? Should I just keep lying and agreeing with him when he tells me how happy he is that he crushed his set this weekend?
I love him dearly, but if I have to sit through another painful set, I will seriously lose my mind.Love you.
Bye.That's hard.So if you love your relationship, I would suggest not being the one to tell him that he's not good.First of all, he's having fun.As long as he's working and bringing in an income and is able to like,
pay for his life like if he wants to do this as a hobby on the side that's his time that's fine i think you should try and find a way to go to less shows because you're not enjoying yourself and like you don't have to go to every single show you just don't and at some point like some comedy club owner or someone is going to tell him that he does not have what it takes the world is a cruel cruel place like also like
Non-funny comedians have success all the time.It's so true.You never know what could happen.
I would not be the one to stand in front of him in his dreams because he'll always like blame you for it whereas like it's not gonna work out probably regardless and if it does work out like great hey it worked out.
Yeah I also feel like I would change your attitude a little bit like obviously it's cringe right and like it's easy to just automatically press the cringe button like I hate this but You know, stand-up is so hard.
It really takes, like, such bravery and, like, balls to do it.And I feel like you could look at this, like, a little differently.
Obviously, for you, it's unfortunate that you have to, like, spend your weekends at these comedy clubs, like, really, like, with your butthole clenching.I'm really sorry that that's happened to you.
But you should also, like, look at your boyfriend and be like, listen, he, like, loves something so much and want to do it so badly and, like, have a dream and not give up on it.Those are actually really admirable qualities.
So while you're not enjoying yourself in the moment, I think maybe you could change your perspective just a little bit and being like, oh, my God, my boyfriend is so dedicated.Like, I don't know.You could shift your perspective.
There is something very endearing about this.The fact that he's laughing the hardest at himself.Think of it as a hobby.You don't have to be an expert at all of your hobbies.
Yeah.I also think a healthy dose of honesty is important.If you are going to have to keep going, I feel like you should be like, listen, that part of the joke wasn't good, but you did really good at this other one.Maybe expand on that.
Really?Now you want to start workshopping instead and really getting involved here?I don't know how, though, he stops going.
I'm sorry, even if the comedian is hysterical, like that someone should spend all of their free time like going and watching you do stand up and seeing the same show over and over again.You think Ben were at the same? Um, no.
It did not occur to me, because you're not on tour.Like, otherwise, are we going through submissions from 2018?So true.
Um, no, I feel like this is obviously unfortunate.You can and should stop going.
You don't have to.I think it's so fair for you to not go.That's insane to go and see every show.Well, I guess Ben comes to every show.But Ben didn't come to every DJT.Nobody did come to every NLOG.
But that was because Spritz was being sold, and it was literally a work thing for him.Listen. No, listen, we're not the same.With this guy, I, actually, Jackie's 100% right.
Like, if you're the thing that stops him, even if he's never gonna make it, like, to have a hobby and something you're passionate about, like, it's actually really healthy.
And, like, as far as hobbies go and vices, like, this is so healthy and good and cute.No, it's cute and, like, he's, I don't know, I find his confidence really admirable.
Like, if he was doing intramural soccer but he stunk, like, you wouldn't have to sit down with him and be like, you're not good enough.
Right, no, because, like, soccer's, like, socially acceptable as a hobby.But you know what?Like, maybe comedy should be too. And someone will let him know along the way.Someone will let him know along the way.And it doesn't have to be you.
OK, our third and final one is a little technology, you know, snooping type of situation.
Like, where are his parents?Like, that's something his parents need to sit down and tell him.Yeah, but then he would just be like, oh, my parents.Like, this is my dream.They don't understand.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, classic stuff. All right, our third and final submission.Hello, Swirlies.I'm a Midas toaster here, dying from FOMO from Gizno.Anyways, I'm in need of some... It's not too late, December 8th.Hard rock.Not too late.I'm in need of some advice.
I was snooping my boyfriend's Apple Watch, not because I think he's doing anything nefarious, but because I think I may be getting engaged soon.
And I saw a text from his cousin asking how we were and if he was thinking about proposing soon or if I quote, still needed to work on my work ethic. Something along those lines.
I'm shocked by this because my work ethic is something I'm actually really proud of, so I have no idea where this could be coming from.Do I admit I was snooping so I can bring this up to him?
Am I wrong for being mad that he may say negative things about me to my family?Help please, I'm desperate.
Um, no, don't bring this up.And, um, that's such a random thing.But now I'm actually thinking like, OK, so your work ethic is something that you're proud of.Are you focusing too much on work?
Oh, my God.By the way, Jackie's right.Flip the script.
Not that you don't have a good work ethic, but that, like, all you care about is work.Like, how are you going to if he wants to propose and get married and have kids?
Is your work ethic gonna come in the way because like you're gonna put your career first.
I didn't even see it that way That's obviously it right.It's just a weird men are so dumb.That's like a bad way to phrase the question Yeah, but yeah, I would say like have you spoke to her about her work obsession?
Like that's a normal way to say so use the word obsession.
I don't know, there's just a better way to phrase it.
Yeah, but it's not factually inaccurate.So I don't think he's saying you have a bad work ethic, and I'm just going to rule that out.And if that is the case, but you don't have a bad work ethic, objection overruled.
This person doesn't know what they're talking about.Factual fiction.And you were snooping, you have no ground.But maybe you could bring this up in an organic way in talking about the future.
And if slowing down is something that you had planned to do, maybe let him know that, because maybe he's concerned that you wouldn't.
Yeah, if you're talking about your future like this is something you can bring up without making it obvious that you snooped Yeah, or you could be like work was such a bitch.
Thank you.It's like in the estate.
Oh mom Yeah, no I think like a lot of people when they're also like not to say that you do need to slow down and you know If you want to work and work is your number one priority, then that's great But you should also make that clear to him if he expects something different in a wife and a mother because you guys are just gonna But heads might as well get ahead of it
This is what people who are getting engaged, these are conversations you have to get on the same page.Some people are both on the same page, neither of them want to stop working.
One parent at home, whether it's the mom or the dad, traditionally it's more so the mom.But these are conversations that you have about the future when you're getting engaged to someone.
So you actually probably, for the sake of your relationship, should get clarity on this.Because I think sometimes it's actually like,
It's kind of like a deal breaker for a lot of people where you're like, it's absolutely important to me to be at home with my kids at all times.A husband sees that as not an option or lazy or not willing to be a soul.Like Maria from Love Is Mine UK.
It's giving Maria and Tom from Love Is Mine UK.
Yeah, but then sometimes the opposite happens where
someone like doesn't want to stop working and doesn't want to like he's like we need someone at home with our kids but their career on the back burner and a husband didn't see that as what he wanted for his wife and his family life so yeah getting on the same page about that is really important but I also think it is something that even at the outset of the conversation if you're not totally on the same page about like
Things just naturally change over time and like the way you're gonna feel when you're a mom like you could say this is how I think I'm gonna feel but the way you're gonna feel you don't even know.
Yeah I think that happens like a lot of my friends were having kids like who either wanted to stay at home and are like are hating it or who had to go back to work and like hate that too.Yeah.
I think a lot of times like you make the what you think you wanted is actually the opposite of what you want like I was just talking to my friend who's like who gave up her career to be a mom and like hating every minute of it.
And I think that the best way to go, to go into those conversations and also just to approach the situation in general is to be open and be like, I'm open to the idea that I'll have a baby and I'll go back to work because that's what I'm going to want to do.
I'm open to the idea of part-time work.I'm open to the idea of staying at home if you are open to those things, but like you should because you don't even know how you're going to feel.And if you're not even engaged yet, like it is kind of far off.
So like, don't, put the cart ahead of the horse.Yeah, but have this conversation, like, one, because you should, and two, like, then you'll solve your Apple Watch problem.
And also, like, if you do want to get engaged and married and have his babies, then, like, just so he knows, like, you're down.What the vibe is.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You're down for that.
But if you're not, then he should know that you're not, because what are the two of you doing?
Correct.Is this a big time waster?
Let's get to the crux of it.
Let's get down to the heart of the matter.
Waiting for you at home every day with an apron to get back in the kitchen.And then you're working double duty, working a full-time job, and then you have to go and do all the wifely and motherly duties.You can't do all of them.
That's what we're saying.You can't do it all. If you have written into Deer Toasters in recent history, and we gave you advice, and there was an update in your situation, we love to receive updates.
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