Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Screen Rot Podcast.The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been on our screens and indeed our minds.Shout out to everyone who subscribes on Apple, on Spotify, on YouTube.
Big love to the people who subscribe on YouTube.And of course, a massive shout out to everyone who pays their way on Patreon.From the Illuminati, who wear their Rotter caps, and the Three Masons on $3.99 a month.
And most importantly, a big wink and a kiss. to ladies who listen who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the United Kingdom.I'm here with Jake Farrell.
Can I just also say to shout out Eugene, who helps us out with social media.We're pretty sure he's been sent by God.He's unreal.And he's the last piece of the screen rot puzzle, team screen rot, which is currently me, you, Mango the cat, and Eugene.
Well, I was about to say, we've kind of swapped Mango out for Eugene. You don't see much of Mango, you don't hear too much of Mango.
I was, I was actually... When did Mango disappear?Sort of end of summer time wasn't it?We moved into the studio.Yeah, right.And young Mangs didn't follow us.Thank God.Mango was unable to.You say thank God.
I was, for the live show in August, I was going to bring her.Yes, that would have been awesome.
And my girlfriend was like, that's fucking nuts.
She was like, that's mental, you're going to just bring a cat to a comedy club.I think she didn't know what else was on the show.
One of the, I think maybe the second time we were in here, in the studio, I was like it would be quite funny if I brought it to the studio.
Yeah, because I was feeling like I'd kind of made it out by then.I was being lured into a false sense of security.I didn't manage to bring Mango at that point. out of all of the trauma we've had.
No, no, no, no, no!You're not safe here!She is pregnant, maybe.She's constantly maybe pregnant, maybe not.So my girlfriend's a midwife.She's obsessed with having babies with me.Mad.But, um, funny.But no, I... Who isn't?
But no, she's obsessed with the idea the cat's pregnant every time I come home.And I swear she times it when I've had like a long day or a rough day or I've got a lot on and she'll be like, you know, you know the cat's pregnant.
It's like, would you fucking stop, man?
I'm already stressed.I'm already stressed.I went on holiday recently to try and de-stress.Oh, mate.Would you believe?Would you believe?
Jacob, Larry, David, Hawley once again stumbled into a... Do you want to talk about it or is it going to be too much?
Well, yeah, we're dipping in.Look, It was my best mate, his little boy's birthday.So months ago, he was like, for my little boy's birthday, why don't we all go away together?So we were like, sweet.
Thinking there'd be a WhatsApp group, and where should we go?Who fancies a bit of this?Who likes this?Rather than that, it was like, right, we've booked it.Here's the link.You guys book yourself up.I was like, okay.Okay.
A five star apparently in Antalya in Turkey.Now I'm going to be very careful because there was like... It was bad.It was bad.I think we can all agree on that.
The place was bad, but there was other English people who were there who were like, yeah, it's bad.I was like, yeah, it's bad.And they were like, Turkey's a shithole.I was like, let's, no.
But the reason why is it's like, it's like, well, I don't think you can say, it's like someone going to like the worst hotel in Scunthorpe and be like, oh, England's a shithole.
It's like going to the worst bit of Benidorm and be like, oh, those fucking Spanish people, what are they up to?
There's people in Barcelona going, this is not the same thing.
It started bad.We flew out and we didn't take a bank card with us.
So we got an interesting heat.It's an interesting tactic.You know, you just think tap, tap, tap.Do you know what I mean?
Oh, you think phone.Everyone's tap, tap, tapping.
Do you know what I mean?I was fucking tapping at the airport, I'll tell you that.35 quid for two breakfasts and two beers. Anyway, so we get... No bank card with you?No bank card.
We get a cab from the airport to the hotel and then we're like, oh mate, can I, you know, tap?The taxi was like, no.I was like, oh fuck it, now we haven't got a card.
Do you tend to agree that before the taxi pulls away, I think?You've got two kids, to be fair.You've got other stuff on, anyway.
Nearly one in the morning, he drops my missus and the kids at the hotel, drives me up and down this main road, stopping at ATMs, and I'm like, I don't know, I draw me to put my phone in the card slot, which...
there's a lot of that and then there's like this and then we were like look our friends are flying out tomorrow if you collect them tomorrow they've got a bank card can you yeah okay double whammy an hour later it's like you know nearly two in the morning we're like right okay now we can finally now that because he just wouldn't leave us alone so like now we can check in go check in they can't check us in and then we realized that the guys dropped us at the wrong hotel so he takes us anyway next day as we said my mate is supposed to be coming out with his kids it's the boy's birthday
We wake up to messages from a mate.They were in nursery passport control.Why?Well, the birthday boy's got a hole in his passport.What?Yeah, we had a power cut four years ago, just after he was born.Left his passport next to a candle.
Burnt a hole in the front of the passport.They've somehow managed to travel since.
Did they say that he'd burn a hole in his passport?Are they trying to blame him?
No, but what apparently they did do, because there was other powers of ours who did make it out who were supposed to be flying with them, apparently they told passport control people, they were like, the thing is we had a power cut and we left the passports next to a candle.
So what?Didn't even make it.Never a good wake up call. I guess as parents of very young children who move around, we have a lot of conversations at night and I'm a different person.I'm not much fun.I've said some errands.
Mistakes have been made.And I don't remember.The amount of times she's like, do you know what you said to me last night?I'm like, no.And she's like, you told me to go get fucked.
And I'm like, I don't remember.
Anyway, apparently I did say to her, I was like, what do you want me to fucking do?She was like, a spider, a massive spider ran over my hand.Next morning, she's like, right, you need to find this spider.It might still be in here.
It was running over my hand.I was in bed with one of the kids.It's not on.I was like, okay.I was like, look, darling, darling. You and the kids get out of here.Either me or the spider will leave the room.I'm backing myself.
I was like, before you go, let me have a little look under the bed.I had a look and I was like, right, fuck that.I was like, you're not leaving me on my own.This has to be a joint effort.Putting the kids on the top bunk of the bunk beds.
We're going to do this together.Because it looked huge.And I don't like big spiders.No.Who does?Lifted it out of the bed.It was a rat. Rats in the room.
And I have to say, right, and this is, again, not Turkish, but people, the hotel staff of Antalya, they don't give a fuck.They couldn't give a monkey's.They weren't sympathetic.About anything.
Like when we had the wrong hotel and we were like, well, you know, can you help us get a taxi to a new hotel?They just shrugged at us. half two in the morning with two kids, they couldn't care less.
At no point were they trying to get a good review, a tip, they couldn't care less.We find them being like, hi, there's a rat in the room.They literally said, what do you want us to do?When my girlfriend started going mad, they just hung up.
Just hung up.It's mad.So did you, how did they get the rat out in the end?
um i found like cleaning stuff and i was like google translating the word rat into turkish imagine that imagine you're doing your rounds cleaning the hotel rooms of antalya and who's that coming down the hallway towards me top off tats out hey wavy don tapered and two-sword like donald trump and what's that he's got in his hand oh it's the google translate app
Is he asking me to translate how do I get money out for a tip?
Fada.Fada.That's what he's saying.Fada.Well, that's rat.That's right.And when he went... Not again.No, exactly.
It wasn't like, what?It was like, oh, again.Yeah, that's when you know you're not in a great place.Yeah, yeah, yeah.There's a rat in my room and they don't go, you're fucking joking.I've just done a rat.
anyway yeah they open the doors they put a bit of fucking poison on the floor every time we came in or out of the room I had to do rat check nice yeah came back later there was just a little trail of cheese from under the bed out of the door there was just some fucking rat under the bed on a laptop leaving a two-star review going there's some fucking arsehole fan in my room won't stop filming himself moaning about man united can't get a wink of sleep
Anyway, a couple of things.We should say the tickets for our live Christmas special in North London at the Bill Murray are going to go on sale for Patreons tomorrow.
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Eight days time, the tickets are going to become available to the rest of the Patreons, the £3.99ers. After that, they're gonna go on general sale.I predict there'll be none left That would be that's my bold prediction in a way.
Yeah, we got we got a lot of them now So I don't think there's good many tickets left If there are any tickets left after that, so two weeks tomorrow, they're gonna go on general sale.
I don't think that'll happen I think they'll be sold out If not, I'll be available then if you want to make sure you get some tickets $5.99 a month or go $3.99 a month I reckon $3.99 will be alright.Let's see who knows ladies and gentlemen
If you've known this podcast for a while, you'll know that every now and then, every sort of two or three episodes, I don't mind giving it away a little bit earlier this week, I'll turn to you and I'll say, I'm worried about Bebo.
I've been saying it for a while, I'm worried about... If you've been here for the long haul, you'll know that our worry, our concern levels for Bevo are off the charts.I think about him all the time.I think about him more than he's healthy.Yeah.
And by that I mean at all.
Now, I'm trying to count how many rock revisits we've done.How many times have we gone back and revisited another song?
We have revisited Ahmed Yacoub.Yes.We definitely revisited someone else as well.
The American guy that larked in, Davis Clark.Davis Clark.This will be our third. our third return.
It's really their heavyweights that get revisits isn't it?
Yeah, yeah and I think Bebo's a heavyweight man.So ladies and gentlemen, let's get into it.Ring-a-ding-a-ding.I don't know why I did that.This week ladies and gentlemen we are revisiting the man, the myth, the legend, Bebo. Oi!
Get on this, mate.I'm so worried, man.Get on!I'm so worried.Some people are worried about the state of Middle East geopolitics.Some people are worried about putting food on the table for their kids.I'm worried about Bevo.Well, yeah.
This week, we're returning to Bevo.
Where do you start?Where do you start?The kid's having a meh.Let's put it that way.I think it's nearly a year since we first visited the world of Bevo.You don't have your phone on you.
You haven't got a way of finding out when we last... I think it might almost be a year to the day.
Yeah, I think it's like a year to the day that we actually started the YouTube channel, so it's not far off.
When we went for Bevo, Bevo was fucking king.Bevo, he couldn't swallow his roast potatoes.
He was eating all sorts.He had a different girlfriend at the time and they were very happy together.They were.Bevo!He was massive.He was on top of the world.I remember there was TikToks about him.There was all sorts.
I remember last Christmas people being like, Bevo should do the Queen's speech instead of the actual Queen.
Was it 1st of December we did Bevo?Yeah, we spoke about him on the 25th of January.
Okay, so it's a little bit longer ago than that. First the numbers tailed off for Bevo.First they came for Bevo and I said nothing.I mean look, what's happened to this kid? H.S.Tiki Toki stole his ex-girlfriend.H.S.
Tiki Toki claimed to make an OnlyFans video with his ex-girlfriend. That wasn't true.Right.He got a new girlfriend.She's an OnlyFans model.Mm-hmm.Quite a busy OnlyFans model.Right.
He signed up to Misfits, the kind of mad boxing, influencer boxing thing.He was supposed to fight a guy called Danny Aarons.He pulled out of the fight with Danny Aarons due to claiming he needed shoulder surgery.
He's then spent a lot of the last year, um, as the numbers dip on TikTok, he spent a lot of the last year following his girlfriend around as she, um, makes her OnlyFans content, continuing to make content himself, but also he, like, he's kind of, he's really owned the thing that he's on the down, he's on the downward spiral.
He talks about it quite a lot. They call it falling off, don't they, the kids?
How do you think we'll know when we've fallen off?Have we already fallen off?
I don't think you can fall much lower than where we are.Certainly where we've been.We can't fall off, we've not even gotten on top yet.Yeah, you can't cancel us, we've got nothing to cancel.There's nothing on.We're available.
Yeah, I mean, Bevo, I'm worried about Bevo.The thing with Bevo, and as I've alluded to already, there are storylines with Bevo.Yes.Bevo's broke.Bevo's girlfriend has left him for HS Tiki Toki.Bevo needs shoulder surgery.
You never got shoulder surgery.Yeah, yeah.You don't know what's real.No.Now, I, and this is a sentence, I've said some bad things on this podcast.I've made some bad admissions.Yeah.
Three or four episodes ago, I told you, I think, the most traumatic thing that's happened in my family about my nan and how she's a bit of an arse.
Did I use the C word to describe my nan?
I don't think I did.Not on mic.I'm not going to do that. She's a nasty piece of work.Nasty old cow.
Fucking... Oh yeah, by the way, the C word was cow.
I turned winter fuel allowance off years ago.I broke the radiators deliberately.Fucking get rid.No, I... I've said that.I've admitted to doing crack.Yes, you have.On this podcast.I'll admit something worse.Okay.I've watched the Bebo documentary.
As a father of two, I took 28 minutes to watch the Bevo documentary.
The Bevo documentary, my God.
And to give a bit more context on this and to talk more, I suppose, about the kind of mayfly existence of the TikToker, Bevo was on the up about a year ago.He was eating stuff, but not swallowing it.Or no, not chewing it.
Sorry, he was definitely swallowing it.And he was kind of a bit of an oddity but was kind of held in a bit of, I suppose, fun.He's a fun figure in a way.He's earning loads of money or he's earning more money than he was before.
Now he's kind of apparently on the decline but it's difficult to tell, like you say, what's true and what's not.
And he references, in this documentary, he references things that are explicitly storylines, but at the same time this documentary that was made about him, this 28 minute documentary called The Life of Bevo, is a kind of Louis Theroux style documentary about the fact that he's almost down and out.
Yeah, I mean Louis Theroux, I don't know who the kid is who made it, he's called Isaac something, he's like a YouTuber or he's unbearable.He's basically doing a Louis Theroux impression for the whole thing.
And the music is very Louis Theroux and everything around it.
The music is very Louis Theroux and he even sort of stands like Louis Theroux and does that kind of strange sort of vacant stare as he asks a question. And he's doing that thing where he's like trying to create awkward silences.
And you can tell, like Bevo, there's a few points in Dr. Grinch where Bevo's so close to be like, can you just fucking say something?Because the kid will be like, right.And like doing like a through impression.He'll be like, yes, OK.
It doesn't seem like it's going well. And Beaver would be like, yeah, it's alright though, I guess it is what it is.And the kid would just go... But you could tell Beaver was like, just fucking talk.Just say something.
Stop trying to create awkward silences.But I mean, I've got to say, I quite enjoyed the documentary.We will start with a clip from the documentary.The thing, like... What's the thing with Beaver?
But like, he's had a glow up in the sense that when we found him, he was singing Burner Boy songs in his dad's spare room.His dad was making him sweet and sour chicken from the jar.And he was just sort of singing a song in his old Arsenal shirt.
Now he's got his bright green Nike tech on, he's got a big chain around his neck that says Bebo, he's got better false teeth, the skin fade, the kind of tan.He looks as well as an Essex man can look.Do you know what I mean?He's Canby Island.
Now what's interesting in this, This mad interviewer guy, who by the way, like, looks mental enough himself.Right.I think he does stand up, this guy, but I don't care about Slag anymore.He looks weirder than Beaver.
Yeah, he's got loads of Ed Hardy gear on and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.But he also looks... He looks about 17.He's really weird.So basically, what the guy's done is, as we often do in our episodes, we'll go, right, let's start at the beginning.Let's start the story where the story began.
And what this guy's done is he said to Bevo, can you come and meet me in Canvey Island, where you grew up and where you were making your videos?Bevo now lives up in Manchester with his OnlyFans star girlfriend.Possibly, maybe.
Well, we'll get on to that.In this clip, they are talking about the fact that he now lives in Manchester rather than Canvey Island.
I'm 99% sure this isn't scripted, but it's so perfect as showing what Bevo's life is like and how low things are for Bevo that I'm tempted to say it's false.But let's watch it.
So they're walking along the seafront of Canvey Island, Isaac and Bevo, and Bevo's talking about how life has got very strange.
I think, personally, I actually prefer Canvey over Manchester.Yeah.He prefers living in his home town.It's more secure, you know who's who, you know everyone, whereas Manchester's a big, bad city, and there's a bit more crime.
I mean, on Canvey there is a bit of crime, but it's not as bad.
But everyone knows each other here.That's the thing.In Manchester, do you feel like there's a little bit less, because you're known as well?
I don't feel as safe if that's what you're trying to get at.Doesn't feel safe.Because again, I could walk out and anything could happen.So, can be I feel a bit more safer.I feel like I could roll around and do what I want to do.
Don't keep moving, bro.So, I think we'll just pause it there.Yeah, cheers.Well, wait.Yeah, okay, cheers for that.Fucking little fuckers.That is fucked.So, we're getting terrorised here.Why?Why? I'm trying to work, please.I'm not doing that.
Yeah, yeah, but why?I'm not going to have kids.
I'm black.Black. So for context here, they're walking along the seafront of Canby Island.
Bevo's saying, yeah, I prefer living in Canby.I wish I still lived in Canby.
It's safer.I worry that something might happen to me in Manchester, whereas it wouldn't happen here.Literally, as he says that, some kids throw things at him from the top of the seafront.
And he turns around and he's like, why?Why would you do that?They actually get him with a water pistol, I think.
But I think this is a real testament to how bad Bevo's life has got, is that when I watched it for the first time, I was like, oh, they've spat on him.I thought that as well.Imagine thinking, oh, well, obviously they spat on him.
They didn't just do a water pistol at him.They've spat on him. And I thought, God, he's reacted in quite a sanguine way, because he's been spat on.
This is the problem with TikTokers and TikTok in general.You have to guess what's real and what's not.I think this is real.
I think that he did get attacked by children while walking along, talking about how he feels safe in his hometown, some kids attacked him.And he turns around and goes, why?Why did you do that?
Some fucking idiot doing an impersonation of Louis Theroux is asking me about whether I like living in Manchester.
But that's so Brent as well because what he's trying to do is create a mythology there of like actually Canvey still likes me and respects me.I'm safe in Canvey.Manchester's full of crime.He actually at one point says it's the big bad city.
Sounds like a Bugsy Malone movie doesn't it?Big Bad City.Big Bad City.And then he gets squirted in the face with a water pistol as he's saying it's much safer here everyone looks after me.
I don't, I'm not injur-, like, the bloke goes, the bloke goes, the Louis III bloke goes, that's fucked.
Well, a minute later, what's so funny, it's like, the problem with Bevo's life is it keeps going wrong, but everyone keeps noticing how wrong it's going.
The bloke says to him a minute later, the mad little Louis Theroux guy goes, you know what's really funny about that?And Bevo's like, what?And he's like, as you were saying that you feel safer in Canvey, you got attacked by some kids.
And he's like, oh no, yeah.
his life is like a cartoon yeah you wouldn't be surprised if after the interview you walked around the corner and I stepped on a rake and it flipped up and down and something else happens it is incredible yeah I mean I think he
kind of reacts really well because it's a horrible thing to happen if he's clearly not noticed that they're there somehow because he's too in-depth in the interview so he's not seen this gaggle of kids armed with water pistols and he's just like oh fucking hell thanks for that well I mean I just I don't think it's a water pistol I mean I don't they're about 14 they don't carry super soakers I think they had a bottle of water did you ever have a super soaker?
as a boy?yeah yes I never got one really?I always wanted one maybe that's why I'm so fixated on it now
That's the dangerous thing, you're just going to buy a gun.
I could buy an adult super soaker, a gun.
So I spent most of my summers on a caravan park in Kent.Wow.My dad worked in Dungeoness, you know the tower block.So we'd go spend the summer on a caravan park in Kent and
Yeah, I had a great big water pistol and it was quite... The thing is, I think the reason my parents bought it for me is because this caravan park in Kent, it was a mix of like people like us who were kind of there on holiday, although I guess we were kind of more... We'd spend the whole summer holidays and then some of the other holidays there so we were probably as close to actual residents.
then there are people who are just there for a week or so, but then there are people who live there, there are travellers who live there.And I don't wanna play into the, you know, there is racism around travellers.They are also terrifying.
I remember there was this little shit, he was a traveller, and he lived in front of us with his mum.
It's such a fucking like, if you were to ask a cartoon person to create a cartoon about what it's like living next to travellers on a caravan site, they had two pitbulls,
and these two pitbulls used to have fights in this caravan and they'd throw each other around and you'd literally see the caravan move where these fucking like 60 kilo dogs would just throw each other from side to side of the fucking caravan but my mum what we used to do in the summers is you'd put windbreakers up and almost create like a little garden between you and the caravan in front and my mum you know i mean it's fucking horrible for me my mum would this this kid who was in the caravan in front of us sonny
he was horrible he's a traveller this kid and what he used to do is he um he like if my mates from school would sometimes come for a few days to stay with us in the caravan he'd always just beat them up he's like five years older than us he just you know we'd be like nine he'd be 14.
So the super soaker was for self-defense?Well it might have been self-defense for that or it also might have been because um one day my mum was sunbathing topless and she just saw his little ginger head poking out of the bedroom window watching her
The Super Soaker appeared from my dad quite quickly after that incident.
You know what to do, son.Never again.
Filled it with fucking battery acids.So I watched the documentary.He's being led around. He's being led around Canby Island by this weird kid doing a Louis Theroux impression.
And children are squirting water at him in his hometown where he claims to feel safer than the big bad city of Manchester.
But the language as well, he's like actively saying like, I don't feel safe.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.It's like really intense language.
I think someone's knocking on the door.
Hello, mate.Jacob.Last name?Hawley.That's it.Thanks.Who's that?That's the tech man who I borrowed a charger from.For anyone at home, we used to get disturbed by pregnant cats gnawing at our legs.We used to have screaming babies.
I think my children have walked into an episode before.
That was a professional tech assistant.So thank you to the patrons.
I mean, his salary is killing us.He's on 55 grand a year plus benefits.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.A man going, oh, you're just fucking around in here with a laptop.I'm fixing MacBooks in here.Yeah, what's going on, boy?But yeah, as you say, he uses language that's like, wow, things are bad.Things are bad.
For Bevo and for the world.
I think the mistake Bevo made, and we risked this, you and I. Yeah. And I say this for anyone around the world, where things are going good for you, when things are... Don't leave the bedroom.Don't leave.
Think very carefully before you change settings.
Okay.Tech guys walk in.Sure.I mean, it is better than Mango walking in.It's not as funny.It's not as funny.
But seriously, like, he used to be... Where would you see Bevo?You'd see him...
In his dad's bedroom.In his dad's spare room.
Having a bit of dinner.Chicken!Big up the Asians, bit of sweet and sour chicken.Right, that's great.Yeah, that's a great impression.Thank you.Again, completely unmonetizable.
Completely unmonetizable.It's your specialty.Chicken!BBC Radio 4, get at us!
What's that shit show that Avalon remade?Dead Ringers?No, ah, fuck me.
Is it an impression based one?
The puppets, yeah.Oh, Spitting Image.Spitting Image, imagine that, Spitting Image.It's just like Luke Kemner doing Boris and then me going, sweet and sour, big up the Asians.Anyway, um...
Bebo left, and he mentions in this documentary, like, I mean, again, I really cannot fucking stand the guy who made the documentary, the interviewer, even though it's actually a better documentary than it has any right to be.
The documentary maker is this really smug kind of, the thing is, like, Louis Theroux, You know when Louis Theroux goes to America and he's like, I was at the swingers party and they were all a bit strange?It's like, well you know what?
You're an internationally renowned professional journalist for the BBC, making really good- Like, you- Like, Louis Theroux kind of has the right.
to look down on, yeah, whoever the fuck is interviewing that week, you know, like, I don't know, like evangelical swingers.Do you know what I mean?It's like, yeah, okay, you can look down on them.
When this fucking YouTuber, this Isaac HP guy who made this documentary about Bevo, when he's looking at Bevo being like, yeah, your numbers are down, aren't they?It's better than yours, you fucking prick.
At one point in the documentary, this Isaac, the interviewer, he says to Bevo, he's like, look, the numbers are obviously down, aren't they?Bevo's like, yeah, I've been lazy, I need to pick it up.
And I'm like, I'm like, come on, Bevo, where's your fucking chutzpah?
Don't take it from that, weirdo!Like, Beaver should turn around to him and be like, how are your fucking numbers doing, you little loser?Who's interviewing you, you know?
But he says to Beaver, he goes, oh, well, yeah, the food stuff is, people are just bored of watching you eat food, and Beaver's going, oh, no, no.
I'm sad, I go, I'm fucking not!Give him a roast potato!
Is this where this is ending up?A kind of mentorship program with you and Bevo broadcast on like Channel 4 or something where you work with Bevo for a year to bring his content to help him find his creative spark.Like a celebrity fixer.
I find... No, but, like, the guy's like, yeah, everyone's bored of the food stuff.They're fucking not!
Bevo should have just kept going... It should have been, swallow things until you choke and die.Like, just keep swallowing bigger things until... And that's the most viral... The most viral one would have been...
And you finally see the dad the dad kicks the door down drags him out and so you know keeps the camera rolling My god, I think we'll leave that out of the pitch to the channel for a second But anyway, what I'm trying to say is that the interview is like everyone's bored of the food You have to try different things in this next clip.
He tries different things, but he's out of the bedroom.He's out of his comfort zone Yes, the fucking the the sensei has left the dojo and he's vulnerable, right?Oh And this is what happens.
He's walking around God knows which town centre this is.I think this is the big bad city of Manchester.
Well, this is how fucking well it goes.
And it's Bevo doing a, I guess a Vox Pop TikTok with limited success.
Listen, is TikTok a real job? No.Why?
Nah, it is.But I just don't do it.
Why?I'm making 40 grand a month.What's stopping you from doing TikTok?What's stopping you?
I have my own business, so I don't really need to.
You don't promote your business on TikTok?Why?What's stopping you?
It's as successful as it is.
Fair enough.Respect it.What about yourself? What's the point of this?I think so, yeah.You do look a bit better than that, you know what I mean? What's stopping you from doing TikTok?Um, to be fair, mate, I do do TikTok, you know what I mean?You do?
I'm just not up there like you, man.Well, what's your page?Shout him out and tell the people.My page?S-E-B-Z-J-U-S-T-M-U-T-T-E-D.What?He's out here in Manchester.Manchester's calmed down.You know the rules.Big up, brother.Let's blow him up.Cheers!
Yeah, I know, yeah.I've got the Rollie on and got the Mon Clissy on.
Don't hate me, it's all fake.
Now, can I tell you my theory?Go on.The second one was fake.
Oh, the second interview.
The guy who he goes up to, who is like, I just wish I could be as big as you.I do TikTok, but I'm not as successful as you.That is fake.He spells something out.It's like when he's like, tell us your handle.It's like Seb's just jizzed or something.
I'm 99% sure the first one isn't faked.When the girl's like, please leave us alone.When the girl's like, I've got a successful business, why would I do that?Why would you fake that?Yeah.No, it's very odd.But here's my thing with Bevo.
My thing with Bevo is, and it's the problem of you don't know what's real.
I can't tell whether he has become one of the biggest losers in the world and is actually very humble and very accepting of it and very funny with it, or whether he is actually scripting the whole thing.
And I think the truth lies somewhere in the middle.I think the world does keep pulling his trousers down, but what he's trying to do is pretend he wanted it to happen. And that's why he keeps creating storylines.
In the documentary, he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm doing this storyline that I'm broke.I think the reason he's doing that is because he might be broke.He says in there he makes 40 grand a month.He does not make 40 grand a month.
He does not make anywhere near 40 grand a month.
But the whole, yeah, and like you say, why go, why pivot to those storylines?I mean, firstly, we have speculated before about the idea of storylines in general, because of all this mad outlandish stuff.And I think most of it is.And most of it is.
But like seeing the behind the curtain bit, so like the bit We can never complain about time constraints again.
We can never say we're busy for anything ever again.If you've spent 28 minutes watching a Bevo documentary... You can never tell anyone you're busy, ever again.
You've lost all credibility to do that.But I was intrigued, because you said in it, you told me he has this bit with the kids on Canvey Island seafront, and then he talks about storylines later on.
He's like, I'll do the storyline at the moment where we've broken up, whatever. So it's like he's acknowledging the WWE-ness of it all at one hand, but then on the other hand, the only bit that he claims isn't scripted, i.e.
the kids getting in with some water on, with a super soaker, as I famously talked about, on camera, that's the most perfect bit of all.Exactly.That's the most story...
Exactly.It's like Bevo cannot possibly write a storyline as perfect as the actual storyline that's happening in his life, which is that he's losing.It's going really badly for Bevo.
He's like Brent, but he's like a 20-year-old Brent who's only been around for six months anyway.
Yeah.It's so Brent.I mean, what we're going to get into now, or in a moment, is the fact that He's living a Brent life.He's going around doing nightclub appearances.The other half of his life is his girlfriend.
The reason he lives in Manchester is his girlfriend, the only fan star.Now, before we get into this too much, I do want to address something really fucking bleak. The horrible Louis Theroux, I cannot stand this guy.
In case anyone's not clear, Jacob doesn't like the guy.
I don't like him at all.Even the way he frames the interviews.Bebo's girlfriend is an OnlyFans girl.
He interviews her about being an OnlyFans girl, and the way he does it is he sits on the edge of her bed while she sits on the bed that she does the OnlyFans content on, which is so creepy.
And it's like, the thing is about Louis Theroux, if there's one criticism of Louis Theroux that people have, it's the way he speaks to sex workers is really, like, patronising and degrading.
And it's like, if you're going to do an impression of Louis Theroux, just leave out- Don't do that bitch.Don't do that bitch, you know what I mean?
But they interviewed Bevo's girlfriend and she says that the reason, she was just like a kind of Instagrammer influencer, kind of like Bevo before, and I think a year or two ago, another Instagrammer slash influencer, I don't know who it was, they don't name the guy, he slept with Bevo's current girlfriend, I think her name's Sophia.
Basically, he leaked a video of him and Sophia having sex.So a video went viral of Sophia, who was just an Instagrammer slash influencer at the time.A video of her having sex went viral.
And I guess in the same way that Bevo creates storylines that almost match what's actually happening in his life, the girl went, well, you know what?
There's a video of me out there, you know, doing sexual acts or whatever, and people are sharing it because they like it.I'm going to lean into it and become an OnlyFans star.Right.
Which I think is quite courageous and you go, well that's incredibly entrepreneurial.But she does actually say in the interview on the documentary, she's like, I wouldn't have chosen to do this.
Yeah. When I watched that, I was just like, this is a kind of self-made documentary about Bevo.
I assumed it was just going to be him getting bottles chucked at him in nightclubs while he's trying to rap Freaky Friday, which we'll look at in a minute, or just like him talking about eating dinner or whatever.
And then in the middle, out of nowhere, there's this story about this piece of completely criminal behaviour that this young woman is
which has forced her, or like, not forced her, she chose to do it in the end, she talks about entrepreneurial or whatever, but like she's like, you said, she says, I wasn't gonna do OnlyFans, but then this bloke leaked this video without me, without my consent.
And then I thought, well, I may as well get into it anyway.And then this idiot who sat on her bed is like, all right, I'm back off to talk to Bevo now.Have a good rest of the day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.It's like the most like troubling thing you could hear from someone working in that industry.And he's like, right, let's go see if Bevo's still doing food content. And so then, so then, like, yeah.
But I'm just gonna say, like, this is the kind of... We talked the first time around about Bevo, about, like, the Faustian bargain of social media, where you can't tell what's gonna happen when you start putting this stuff out into the world.
And at that point he was getting like death threats and whatever.And now it's got to the point it's even more mad.He's with this girl.He's in Manchester.She's doing OnlyFans.He's getting hit with super soakers.He lives with her.
It's not clear if they're actually together.They're doing storylines.
Well, yeah, so I was skeptical of that.So I remember, so before I watched the documentary, you sent me the next clip we're going to watch.
Which is, I mean, look, the thing is there's a dynamic in their relationship, which is she owns a lot more money than him.And I think that's real.
It means a lot of people take the nick out of him for the fact that his girlfriend makes content where she sleeps with other men.Yes.And I said to you, and the thing is, I like Bevo.I'm worried about Bevo.I always try to think the best of Bevo.
And as you allude to there, there's speculation about the relationship.I thought, I went, you know what,
I think it's a fake relationship and I actually think they're both really canny business people and I think what's going on is he's kind of like cares little enough about his public perception and cares enough about his bank balance that essentially rather than being in a relationship they're like business partners and essentially what they've done is...
They've monetized an unhealthy relationship.They've monetized an unhealthy relationship that without the product of the monetization would never carry on.
The audience believes there's actual affection and love there.
But in reality, two people who couldn't care less.
We're worried about Bevo.Bevo's fucking worried about us. Jesus Christ, but I I thought that it was like they're obviously not in a relationship Yeah, what it is is and and they're kind of monetizing a kind of cuck fantasy.
Yes Yeah, where all of his followers will go.Oh my god Beaver's mrs. Is sleeping with other people aren't beaver.Oh I wanna see it, $5.99 a month, I'm gonna sign up for the OnlyFans.I was like, that's what it is.
Unless the documentary's all bollocks, which I don't think it is.Unless he's the best actor on earth.And they're not.
They're not.So actually, it is true.They are in a real relationship.
And he is going through the pain of being with someone who makes adult content while sleeping with other men.
And what happens is they go on the American chat show, which we're going to watch in a minute, which, by the way, fucking hell, these Americans are making seven hour long podcast about Bevo.
But then he said, yeah, we'll watch the clip and then we'll talk about it.Can I just quickly say, before we watch the clip, when we first discussed Bevo,
A year ago, we watched a clip of Bevo, where he said down the camera, he went, I'm looking to make more content, I'm up for going to Basil Journal South, and he said, I will do anything.I remember those words, those four words, I will do anything.
We speculated what that might be.What's he gonna do next?I think we said at the end of the episode we don't know what Bevo's gonna do next.We don't know what he's capable of.
The answer to that question is Bevo has become an internationally renowned cuckold.
Bevo's become an international cuck.He's gone to America so that they can call him a cuck.Let's watch the video.
But you guys are in a relationship?
Yeah, openly we sleep with other people as well, but romantically we're together, yeah.
A cuck is a person who purposely allows their women to get fucked by other men.
For money, yeah.We involve other people because it makes more money.
So you do let other men fuck your woman on purpose, right?
Yeah, and she lets me fuck other women.
Sure, sure, I understand that.But you would be a cuck, correct?
I just don't like that saying, but we do it.
I mean, I'm sure you don't, but I mean, that's what a cuck is, is somebody who lets another band purposely fuck their woman, right?That's a cuck.
Yeah, if I'm a cuck, I'm a cuck, yeah.We're young.We're probably in a better position than you was when you was 23.I just don't feel like being a slave to a religion is going to get you anywhere in life.
It's good praying, it's good doing your thing, but I just want to live life out of money.
Yeah, it's way better to let people fuck your old lady.
I mean, we could do an hour on this clip.So, right. He then claims in the documentary that they go on this podcast and he got told to say that.
He claims that he wasn't even going to be on the podcast.He claims he was hanging around outside and they recognised him.Which is how I got on this podcast.Hands up! I think that's bollocks, right?
I think he was always booked to go on there, I think they were booked to go on there as a couple.
He also claims that he knew, like he consensually said you can call me a cuck because they said we're gonna pay you more money, we're gonna call you a cuck and it will go viral.I think that's bollocks.
I again, I don't believe... I think that's Pope, he's coping with that after the fact.He's not that good an actor, he's actually been called a cuck in that clip.
And the funniest thing about Beaver, do you know what I noticed about him during that clip? When he's like being mugged off, when he's under pressure, he has the demeanor of a football manager who's being questioned after a loss.
In the same way, I've watched Alan Pardew when he was Palace manager, stand there and go, it's another loss, Alan has gone, yeah, look, it is what it is, we're doing what we've got to do.
You saw your missus get fucked by three different people, that can't have been what you wanted today, was it?
Well, no, look, you see, obviously, difficult time for the boys, we're in a difficult moment in regards to my wife getting fucked in front of my eyes.So, yeah, from that perspective, a lot of work to do.
And he's like, and look, you know, I'm sure we're in a better position than you were when you were this age.
It's like when Ten Hag is like, well look, we got more points this season than we did last season, so look, I think we're going in the right direction, but yes, I will accept that I'm a cuck.
It's like when they say to a manager when they're like, look, you know, things are going bad, he's like, I don't like to use that word badly, I don't like to use the word cuck.
I don't like to use that word, but you are a cuck.
Can we just quickly watch a couple more of the clips?
So if we go back onto the actual YouTube itself, this is like a few minutes before that interaction.
They're asking him, in this, they're asking him about the dynamic of the relationship.And just a bit of context here as well, like you say, because this is fucking mental, right?I've never heard of this before.
The podcast is called The Whatever Podcast.It has four and a half million subscribers.The episode that we've taken this clip from is seven hours long, okay?God, I'm fucking Mike Parry, okay?
And what they seem to do, it seems to be some Christian blokes and they get a mixture on what looks like of women with traditional values and women that do OnlyFans and Bevo in this situation.
And then they just ask them quite haranguing by the looks of things, abusive questions.I don't know who's watching this, it's live stream, it's got thousands of comments.We are.
The men concerned about Bevo watching this podcast. The Bevo Protection Society.I don't know who's watching it live is what I mean, or watching it regularly.But anyway, this is a clip from that.
And this is really interesting because like I said, we heard about this, the lady involved, very harrowing story about this clip getting leaked.She is in character in this, I think.
But Bevo is not.With these three clips, what I'm trying to show is how they take the shit and then spin it.
make it into a storyline.
They were not paid to have Bevo called a cuck.Because you can see from this bit of conversation, this is how they get into him being called a cuck.I watched the bit leading up to what we're about to watch now.
They're having a conversation around the table about gender roles.Just about gender roles.They're like, if you get married, will you cook for your husband?And that's how they get onto this.And then this is what leads to the cuck thing.
So let's just watch this.
In sickness and in health and the good and the bad.
This is one of the traditional ladies talking about it.
Whenever he wants, I'll do that for him.If I need something, he'll do that for me.
Weird grinning Christian bloke.Sophia, what about you?
I can't cook and I can't clean, but I can suck dick.
I think I'm more of the wife in a relationship.I do the cooking, cleaning.Wait, you do the cooking and cleaning?I don't know, it's just calm, it's chill, I don't mind doing it.
But I bring him on holidays and I buy him nice clothes and so on, so on.I have more of the masculine... She's the breadwinner.I'm the breadwinner.
You're the breadwinner.But when she tells me to bark, I woof.Do you know what I mean?It's a saying.Woof.Tell me.Tell me to bark.Bark.Woof, woof.
The really funny thing is, he goes, when she tells me to bark, I woof.And they all laugh.And he goes, it's a saying.
But then he just does it anyway.
Not literally, obviously, although also literally.He can't stop humiliating himself.He cannot stop.He's got like a disease where he, like, his trousers just fall down.Something, like, horrendous just happens to him.He can't win in any situation.
And so that went viral. Right?The conversation started like this, of him going, yeah, when she says bark I will.Oh, it's making me feel so sad.Then they get onto the bit where they start calling him a cuck.The cuck bit goes viral.
The story around Bevo, unconsensually to Bevo, becomes that Bevo is a cuck.So... A world-class cuck.
He's been flown around the world to be marked off.
Yeah, that's the first time I've heard international playboy.I've never heard international cock.
So what they do after that...
He goes, okay, if that's the story, if hashtag BevoCuck is getting clicks, even though it's the most degrading thing, even though I think he looks quite uncomfortable when the guy's calling him a cuck, and he assumes the demeanour of Steve Bruce in Saudi Takeover days,
He's sweating his way through interviews because he's worried they're going to cut his fucking head off if he loses another point, right?
But even though it's the worst way you could be described, the most humiliating thing, he's such a slave to the algorithm that he's like, OK, I guess that's my story.
And if we can just show the next clip, he's now lying to make himself even more attractive.If we just pause this.
I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about in this.He's lying about the fact that his partner is doing a porn scene with a man called Jason Love, who, as it turns out, is one of the most famous porn stars in America.
Now, I sound like the guiltiest man in the world, because I searched him and I searched for whatever her name is, Sophia Jason Love.It doesn't exist.She hasn't done it. I mean, I sound like I've made this podcast as an explanation to my missus.
So if anyone looks at my search history, that is the reason that it's there.That's why I'm searching Sophia Jason Love.But he's lying now.He's made up that his missus is doing this scene with this guy to lean into the cuck thing.
And again, it's the whole thing of she's buying him food.
You know the rules, gone back to Donald's again, last night in L.A.Big up L.A.Big up L.A.Parodied by Jason Love today, so... Big up Jason, big up Sophia for preparing for the breakfast.
We've got... I was supposed to get a bagel, but I don't know what the hell that is.I've got a sausage by itself.And some... Hotcake syrup.I don't call them pancakes, I call it hotcakes.Alright.Still doing the food.
You're half of the fucking little prick, tell him not to.
I'm gonna put this in the bagel, cause it's banging. Got to get all sticky.Oh my god.Jesus Christ.Is he going to, he's not going to chew this is he?He never does.It's for you to choose. Oh, fuck that.I don't think I can watch any more of that.
Well, you don't have to.Bagel with a sausage.7 out of 10.Hashbrown.With syrup.
No, no, that's enough.I can't fucking deal with that.He goes on to say the hashbrown is cold.I mean, again, he's trying to make a video where he leans into being a loser and McDonald's have got his order wrong and the hashbrown is cold.
The world can't stop cucking people!I think we've talked about this before, and I get a little bit pub-bore about this, it's kind of like some sociological theory, but this is WWE, right?
I watched this documentary about Vince McMahon recently, which is incredible by the way, it's on Netflix, it's really good.
he would it would you believe it sex pest and pervert who knew and In that they talk about this concept of heat And it's like where you do something off the cuff and the audience really responds to it in the moment So you lean in so you lean in yeah, and that's what he's doing with the cupcake and in a way.
He's like oh The people that are good at TikTok, and probably hate just TikTok-ing most of all, is like, just a little bit of thing, a little bit of something, what is it?And then I'm going to be that thing.For a month.For a month.
For a month.Even if that thing is a cut.I mean, yeah, it's really, really sad.And I think the good thing about the documentary, I think, and I don't want to credit the guy because I really cannot stand him, but he, like, They do capture that.
Yeah, they do capture the reality behind it and that neither Bevo nor the girlfriend are in control Yeah, that's so Fucking hate that but I wish we had the whole belt it is and I think I've said this on the podcast before it you know, I did a podcast about pornography and How it's kind of pivoted to this kind of creator led model, right?
No middleman and yeah, well no, no not I
The algorithm is the middleman.
You think to yourself, right, put it in the hands of the performers, of the girls, you know, it's just them in a room with a webcam, there's no CD producer saying, do this, oh why don't you just do it again, oh I know you said you didn't want to do that but we want you to do it, oh there's none of that.
Actually, there is.There is.And it's just numbers. Yeah.It's data.And you know what?It's much easier to argue with a seedy producer than it is with data.Yeah.And it's kind of funny, but it's also kind of horrific.Yeah, yeah.
There's no, like, they, exactly as you say, they have to follow the heat.
She didn't want to be an OnlyFans girl, but she felt she had no alternative.
He doesn't want to be a cuck. But he doesn't call him it, and the numbers go up.So he has to lean in.Like, he's the nation's whipping boy.
He's the nation's punching bag.
And not the nation's, he's Gen Z's.This is the thing about like, you know how we were saying that they're like, He's the kind of modern-day Brent.
In terms of the actual reality, and I mean there's a really good scene in the documentary where the guy, the interviewer, goes and meets him at a holiday inn just before he's doing a club appearance, I think in Ashford, at Kent University or whatever.
There's a bit of chit-a-chatter.He's like, oh, you're in a holiday inn?He's like, yeah, I'm doing that a lot nowadays.And the guy's like, right.And he's like, obviously it'd be nice to be at home, but you know.
Yeah, I fucking remember that bit, that bit fucking killed me.I mean, but I do that.
I mean, I have to say actually, and genuinely, I have to, like, if I'm really honest about the economics of my life, because I'm quite a bit of a slave to numbers, and fortunately, thank you to the Patreons, because genuinely, this now makes me a bit of income, I genuinely do less time in hotels now.
What if they start saying they want us to be cucks?
Thanks for the hat and by the way, could you do this?No, I wasn't gonna do that.
No, but I guess if oh, there's another message come through And he's in this hotel and They go and do a nightclub here and I think you compare it to like Brent, right?
Cuz like it's like, you know, it's literally doing nightclub appearances, but but it's kind of I
It's funny that a middle-aged man who was this loser in the office, and when I say in the office, I mean in the actual physical office itself, he was the annoying boss trying to be funny all the time.
It's kind of funny that his own pursuit of fame and notoriety and being seen as a funny figure has led him to living a life in hotels and performing, you know, just stepping on stage in nightclubs.
I think it's a lot sadder seeing a guy who's, what, 25?Do you know what I mean?
You should be... To be hanging out with your mates.We should be in the audience of the nightclub.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And it's so lonely.
He's been pulled out of Canvey, he's been pulled out of his dad's bedroom, he's in Manchester, he's in these hotel rooms, he doesn't feel safe in Manchester, he doesn't want to be in the hotel room.
And then, the thing is, like with me, when I go, like, I'll stay in Cardiff, or I'll stay in Birmingham, and I don't like being in hotels.I go mental.Right, right.I, oh man, I'm like...
Uber Eats is getting an absolute pounding.
Uber Eats gets a pounding.I used to bring the electro bongs with me and fucking lose my mind.I remember one where I got so stoned I ordered takeaway twice in the same night.Same type?
No, I think I started with curry and moved on to a burger.The handheld thing kind of made it okay to have in bed when the curry was had on the desk. This is the bleakest thing in the world!But do you know what makes it okay?
Is when I wasn't doing that, I was on stage.Doing what you love.And I fucking love it.And I love it.And it was worth it.And when I'm on stage, I feel powerful.I'm happy.I'm comfortable.
I'm in control.And if people don't like you on stage, it's very unlikely you're going to get water chucked at you.You're very unlikely to get super soaked.
You will get people saying that was shit or whatever, but like, there's probably people that have seen me and then seen me after in the bar and gone, that was fucking rubbish.They don't tend to come up to me and squirt a bottle of water in my face.
I cannot stress enough, I'm on tour at the moment and people do like it, okay? I don't want to big myself up, I don't have many bad gigs, I have good gigs and I feel happy when I'm on stage.
The problem with Bevo is it's not just that he's getting squirted with the water, the whole receptacle of liquid is being thrown at him while he's on stage.If you watch the next clip, this went viral, it's him being bottled at a gig, right?
This isn't from the documentary, this is set from a different angle.
Life of a teacher Beaver getting hit in the face.
He's at some kind of nightclub.He's doing rapping funky Friday.I think freaky Friday, whatever it's called Seems to be going alright, rapping along.
The Gen Z people are loving, but this is, you can't tell whether they're filming you because they think you're good or they're filming you to mug you off.He can't really rap, bless him, either.He's just having to do something, I guess.
He's jumping up and down, he's making noise, he's getting them all going, and a bottle comes, hits him in the face. Right, now, that's one video of him getting hit in the face with a bottle.
On the documentary, completely different nightclub appearance, someone hits him with a glass while he's on stage.In the middle bit of the documentary, the interviewer says to his girlfriend, have you ever been to a nightclub appearance with Bevo?
She went, yeah, it was a bit weird, someone threw a glass at me.People won't stop throwing things at Bevo!
And I think overall, it's like, I didn't realise this would happen, but a theme of this podcast has become, would it be that bad if an asteroid hit the Earth?
And when I watch this and I think there's a kind of a sweet kid, he's not... I don't want to cast aspersions on him.He seems like a good bloke.He seems like a relatively...
bright lad, he's not like, you know, he's not one sandwich from a packed lunch.I really like him.
He seems a likeable, normal lad.I think he's openly vulnerable, I think he's very honest when he wants to be.Yeah, and clearly he's got a desperate need for validation.Get in line, brother!
Some of us are doing stand-up!
Exactly, and I'll take the mick out of, I was like, his numbers are better than the fucking YouTuber, I guess he's got worse numbers than the YouTuber.
Yeah, exactly!And do you reckon, who do you, like, maybe this is why we're worried about him, because like, were we ten years later,
Instead of being like, I'm gonna go and start doing open mics, would we, the boys in desperate need of love and validation, be eating our dinner funny on TikTok?Maybe we would.
But the kid who does the... We are!Yeah, the kid who is making the documentary, he's done stand-up, he's been in competitions and stuff, and he's gone into YouTube and he's said... The thing, like, I just... It's like, where is Bevo?
Like, and it's like, if he was to watch this, yeah, if he was to watch this, say he just randomly found this, right, this episode, and he was like, oh yeah, nah, they're right, oh shit, yeah, and then he watched you at the end being like, maybe an asteroid should just hit us, and he was like, you know what, yeah, I'm with him, I want the asteroid, and then he looked at the sky and he saw the asteroid coming, but like, finally, the asteroid's gonna hit.
It would miss.It would just be a bubble.Last minute, it would get diverted.He'd be like, oh, can't even get a fucking asteroid. And then you know what he'd do?This is why I love him.You know what he'd do?
His one wish for the world to end, for it all to be over, the asteroid to hit, and it would miss.He'd do what he always does.He'd go, cheese!And just move on. And that's why I love him.Because even when he gets hit with a bottle, he'll go, cheese!
And just keep going.He, he, he, like, you can fucking, Muhammad Ali once said, it doesn't matter how hard you hit, it matters how many times you keep getting back up.And he's, he's an international cuck.
He's getting bottled every time he leaves the house.
But he keeps fucking going.Don't let the bastards grind you down.That's the one message we can give you after this week.Um, hopefully we'll be back here in a year talking about how Bevo's written a book. But you never know.
Look after yourself out there.Until the asteroid comes, we'll see you next week.
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