Hello and welcome back to the Misfits Podcast.We're back and we're in the limousine.In the back of a limousine.We're in the back of a limousine.
We are in the back of a limo.
I'm joined today by my co-host Matt.What's going on?Swagger.How you going?Zuckles.Hello.And Toby.What's up?And we're here in the back of a limousine for a very special episode of the Misfits Podcast.It's bad and bougie.It's bad and bougie.
It's a lot more bad than bougie.
But we are going to be recounting a very special trip we all embarked on recently to none other than Tasmania.
Sounds like I know you're thinking like Tasmania probably a bit of a shithole.
No one really talks about Tazzy It was so beautiful that was lovely to be fair before we went like my mental image of Tasmania was like somewhere between Madagascar and Fucking New Zealand.I guess I thought I thought I'm a right idea.
I thought it would just have been a massive trailer park and
Yeah, I kinda thought it was gonna be just a shit hole.
Yeah, when all I know is that, uh... The way people talk about it, like, on the mainland, make Tasmania seem to be like this horrible place where there's nothing to do.
But fuck your cousins.Yeah, there's a lot of incest jokes about Tasmania.I didn't see one person having incestual sex, though.
No one there unfortunately I couldn't find any of my relatives Wasn't able to indulge in that part of the Tassie high life But we had fun regardless and we're gonna tell you all about our adventure if you guys are familiar with misfits videos you'll know that we almost always make a podcast recounting an adventure talking about the the mischief we got up to and
The book before the movie.The book before the movie.
The book before the movie.It's basically going to spoil a big video that we have coming out in the upcoming month, which is probably going to be a fucking hour long.I don't know.There's so much footage.Probably more.
Mitchell is just actually drowning in footage.
Until that video comes out, for your viewing pleasure, you can listen to this, and I'm going to tell you all about the shenanigans.
Mm-hmm so I guess before we start big thanks to gamer shops for sponsoring not only the podcast But the trip yeah as well.
Yep gamers.I was hooked it up dude.
Thank fuck We could not have done the trip a lot went wrong and with hands without the emergency funding of gamers apps It would have it wouldn't have it wouldn't have gone over well or the initial funding.Or the initial funding.The initial funding.
So shout out Gamersubs.We're drinking it right now.Powers the Misfits, as always.You can use code Misfits for 10% off.Pretty sure it powers this limo.
And also thank you to JBL for also continuing to sponsor the podcast.Yeah, big up JBL.Thank you very much.Big up.Power.Power.Powering the Misfits podcast.Thank you, JBL.So how did this all start?
OK, let's run you through the basic concept for the video. I can't remember who came up with this initially.I think it was Mitchell, I think.
Oh, my name's Sam.Mitchell, Sam, Ryan.
But there was this idea to basically split the Misfits up into teams of two.Each team buys a used car, a funny old used car.
If you're in America, you're probably like, fuck, 5k?You could get fucking anything for that.Melbourne, the car market in Melbourne, especially post-COVID, is fucked.In all of Melbourne, there was probably, I don't know, maybe 100 cars under 5 grand.
There wasn't really a lot of options.
It was scraping the bottom of the barrel.5 grand was the minimum you could go for.
5k AU as well.That's like Monopoly money.That's like 20 bucks.
Yeah, we all had to hunt down a car.Each team will sort of run you through the cars that we chose.It took me so long to get a car.
Okay, so the teams were, we had Team America, which was Matt and Swagger.Let's go.We had Team New Zealand, which was myself and Toby.Damn right.And then we had Mason.Team Australia.And hypothetically, Jay as well.
Jay unfortunately didn't end up coming on the trip because of scheduling differences and all sorts of stuff.
We had to reschedule the trip like two times.
Yeah, it just didn't work out for a bunch of reasons, but Mason was basically on his own team, although Chad Anything Reviews came and clutched as well as your little brother.
Yeah, we had to go to the casino to try and convince him, and he kept saying no.He convinced Ryan to give him some money to gamble, and he's like, yeah, if we double it, I'll come, like, tonight.
They end up chucking it on a couple colors, double it, and then he's like, nah, it's not enough, it's not enough, fuck, I need more.And then he goes again, and then just loses 10k.Like, all gone.He lost all the money.
And then he's like, nah, I'm not coming.
It was too late, he was verbally contracted to come.And so Chad came along on the trip. But we'll get into that later.These are the teams.Mason basically was like, fuck that.I'm not going to buy a car.I don't know how to do that because I'm an idiot.
Mason also doesn't know how to drive a car.
At the initial Misfits meeting, talking about this video, Mason was so scared about the concept of having to drive a car.So was Jade, to be fair.Jade doesn't do well in long road trips.So this team was already kind of doomed from the get go.
And it was agreed that um that the sort of misfits team Ryan Mitchell these guys would uh Basically arrange a secret car from Mason to be revealed And none of the other teams knew what the other teams were buying.
Yeah, it was all secret until the big reveal So maybe we should start with yeah, you start with Yukon so I I like scrolled around Facebook marketplace and and gumtree and I was I
I was looking for something like you want something with a bit of character because for five grand you could have got you know You could've got a relatively decent car, but you don't want that you want something that's gonna add character to the video Yeah, and I sent some options over to Fitz one was just this
neon green sex spec rice the fuck out Mitsubishi Lancer which was fucking disgusting but would have been and would have been such a piece of shit to drive and then the other one was this tiny little little bright yellow with like bug eyes Suzuki hatch
It was a little K car from the 80s.
Sent it to Fitz, and Fitz was like, yeah, that's it.That's the one.Love at first sight.
Despite it being small and me having concerns about leg room, I was like, I don't know, I just feel immediately connected to this vehicle.
So small, like.It's like a little clown car.You can push it.Yeah, it's tiny.350 kilos.
It's tiny.It's actually right there.I think it's tiny.
And doesn't move from there.It does not move from there.So how, when purchasing it,
Okay, so I mean, this car was love at first sight, so we drove out to meet the owner.The owner was a lovely fellow.
He seemed to be quite sentimentally attached to the car, and he assured us that it was a very reliable machine that got him to work every day for years.
Yeah, I believe it as well.He was a nice guy, and we trusted him.We were happy to pay With the asking price even though he was like surprised by that he was like, oh you guys well, that's the thing You're gonna give me $5,000 for this.
Okay, that's the thing if you're selling something on Facebook marketplace you always list it for like like 25% more than what you actually want for it because everybody on Facebook marketplace Lobel's a little haggler
Yeah, we didn't want to haggle he gave us a little bit of a sob story as well.So we were like, all right It's within our budget so we'll just buy it.
Yeah He was concerned that we would fuck it up or destroy it because we did we were filming and shit So like he was like, okay, they're clearly up to something.Yeah, what's going on here?
But we explained the concept of the video and he thought it was pretty cool Of course after we bought the car and drove it home.We immediately proceeded to fuck up Fuck with it.
You decorated it decorated it tastefully.
It was so fun driving it back from the Purchase though like Toby drove it.Oh, yeah, the looks we were getting already was like oh, this is gonna be good
People love it.It was just, it's just this tiny little yellow car.It's basically a fucking tin can on wheels.Like it is the metal and like the doors and everything are so thin.You're just so close to the road and everything.It's just a shell.
It's so sketchy and it didn't drive great, but it was fun.
Yeah, you know, it seemed to work all right.
We parked at the Misfits office and then we later decided to decorate it.Because of like the yellow vibe, you know, we sort of named it Sunny.Okay, it's kind of a sunny car.
And so we decided to paint the car by hand, which was, you know, an experience.
Yeah.I'm not a great artist.
No, neither is I. I've written a paragraph about it here.We painted grass along the bottom of the car.Okay.And we painted some flowers stemming up.
Accompanied by buzzy bees.
Due to our lack of artistic talent, the paint often smeared and trickled down the side of the car.Yeah, we used a bit much paint and there was a bit of dribbling.Resulting in a almost psychedelic landscape.The bees looked scary.
But not as scary as what we did on the pillars. It was a car that might attract small children, but upon closer inspection frightened them.This instills a core memory in the child about the dangers of approaching strange vehicles.
So really we're just doing our part.That's very good.We thought it was a good idea.Honestly, it started out looking pretty good.We painted the top blue, like some clouds on it.So it was like a real sunny vibe.
I spray painted the roof blue and it just looked... It looked pretty fucking terrible.And then Fitz came in and drew some clouds on it and fuck me, it looked great.It looked so great.It saved it.
At my suggestion, Toby attempts to paint a Japanese rising sun on the hood of the hatchback.Naturally, she completely fucks up the proportions.And I painted it in brown.It looked racist.It was clearly painted by a white woman.Yeah.
It was awful, really.It was like, oh, no, we should not have painted- Bro, I put my phone on fucking song, Connor's calling me.
Mason took your fucking microphone towards you mouth if you're gonna swear, okay, there's the misfits podcast for God's sakes Toby was able to somewhat redeem herself by spray-painted a gamers ups logo in the center of the rising Sun Oh
It genuinely saved it.This distracted from the offensive proportions and at the very least made GamerSupps look racist instead of us.So that's good.Shout out GamerSupps once again for sponsoring the video, sponsoring the podcast.Thank you.
And then we decided it'd be a fun idea to each paint a portrait.
Well, what happened was we we had painted the car and it looked great But we just noticed that on the like B pillars at the back.
It was just there was there was nothing there It was just this blank canvas And we were discussing what to put on there and we thought you know what we could we could just paint a little portrait of each other
So on one side of the car, Fitz paints me.And I think it's a really, you'll have to see in the video, but it's a really, really great resemblance.I'm a little bit drippy.I've written here.
These were horrifying.Abstract works that reveal the darkness in both of us that I'm still processing to this day.They were awful.They were like, it was scary.It made us look scary. They were both terrible.
They kind of distracted from the sunny vibe of the car and just made it look fearsome, I'd say.
To be fair, we were using house painting brushes as well as house paint.Yeah, but it's all right, you know.
Hey, the paint held up, I guess.
Basically, people that were driving next to us got to see, oh, look, there's a... I wonder if that's what the person driving the car looks like.Yeah.See that painting, drive up.Oh, yep.It is the person that's driving the car.
A little bit different, but yeah.
But yeah, with that, we put Honk for Jesus on the back and we thought, that's a job well done.The car's ready.And so we awaited the reveal.And now I get to talk about their car.
So you did a lot of the heavy lifting for this, Matt.So why don't you go over how you found the car and what it was.
Um, God, where do we begin?I remember we were browsing Facebook Marketplace.I linked you like a van at first.
Originally, we're thinking like a van.Like we could pimp it out, camp in it.Yeah, pimp it out.You could actually stay in there.Like, it'd be cozy.It would be useful.
But then... It wouldn't really be funny, you know?
It wouldn't be funny, and it would also be a pain in the ass.So, you found...
Aw man, I was scrolling through Honda Civics.You know what's funny?
The day that we bought Fitz's car, I was like... You probably knew what I was gonna get.
I was like, I can tell you what car Matt's gonna show up in.
I can guess, and I said exactly the car that you wanted to show up in.
I guess I was like, oh, she's probably gonna get a little K car or something like that.Which is exactly what I got!Because we were talking about them on the way to the office that day where it was revealed to us.
We were talking about little K cars and shit.
So what did you decide on?
Oh, yeah.So came across some Honda Civics and I was like, man, it'd be funny if you like buy an eBay turbo, throw it on this thing, something silly.
You get like something stupid and ridiculous.
Yeah.And then I scrolled through and I saw one.It was the perfect car.It had an eBay turbo on it.Aftermarket wheels, coil overs.
It had the fucking three point harness.
Yeah, like a four point harness, like the bucket seats.It had like a shifter that like goes all the way up.
It was a massive knob.The thing was hilarious.It was so bad.It was so bad. Dude, we we go we go with it was with Mitchell and blue.
We're Mitchell and Chris Yeah, and we we go to pick up this car and we meet the guy and he's here with his friends and they're very hospitable they give us a case of V and And a bunch of chips and then yeah, it was very nice of them And they started going over the car and we're looking at this car and dude, remember you showing you under the hood Yeah, we took it for a test drive around the block real quick.
We came back and he's like, oh Oh yeah he's showing me under the hood and he's like oh there's the turbo so just the air just intakes right into the turbo and pipes in I'm like... Where's the air filter?His eyes are just, oh, I think it fell off.
Yeah, and he goes, oh, um, yeah, that must have fallen off.And I'm like, what do you mean it fell off?He goes, oh, it probably just, like, you know, just came from the car and, like, fell off.Because there was just a hole, like, underneath.
So it would have just fallen off and hit the road and just been on the road.And so, yeah, you were able to get a little price deduction.
Yeah, I'm like, that's a red flag.So, like, what's the danger of it not being there? You're just like sucking up in like air and dust and everything.It's just going straight in the engine.
It smelled horrible.The interior smelled horrible.Oh, I'm well aware.
No, like for the engine, like it sucks it in, like it's sucking in all the air.Yeah.It's getting dust, dirt, and it's like going in the engine, bounce around, chipping it and shit.Oh, I see, I see.That's why you have an air filter in there, but...
Oh my god, even the test drive, it was horrible.
It just smelled terrible.
The revs weren't working.
Yeah, you only rev it up like halfway, and then the car just started fucking buying.He's like, no, that's normal, that's fine.
And by the end of it, we were like, yeah, this thing's perfect.And then we went to buy it.And he got a couple hundred dollars out of it.And we paid, what, $4.2?$4.2, yeah.
4.2?We agreed on, like, 4.5, but then we saw it, and I'm like, bro, no, I can't give you this in good conscience, man.This is fucked.
Yeah, so they were haggling, and they said all in the price.And so we're sitting down, we're in the car, we're about to leave, and the guy comes back, and he goes, hey, man, just promise me you'll keep this car in good condition.
Like, this means so much to me.It was, like, my passion project for years.It's got so much sentimental attachment to it. Please keep good care of it.And then we were like, yeah, yeah, dude.Yeah.Yeah, of course.Yeah.Yeah, sure.And then we walked away.
I just look at him and I'm like, oh no.Dude, I just go.
That's the thing.Like the car might've been a pile of shit and might've been done terribly.
But it's his pile of shit.
But the thing is, he would have put so much time and effort into that to make it how shit it is.And that's just because he didn't know what he was doing.
Just enough to be dangerous where it's like oh the distributor o-rings gone I'm gonna tear it off another car in a junkyard and stick it in.Oh, why is it leaking?
It's it was legit like you had a sticker on the on the front the windshield that said built not bite And we thought it was the funniest shit.And so what did we buy what we got his spoiler and
Do you want the parts list?
Nah, we don't need the whole parts list.
The shit that was notable, it was... The big-ass spoiler with a big wing on there.
We had a massive spoiler that we spray-painted with glow-in-the-dark paint.We got a train horn.
We put a train horn up underneath there.
We put a train horn with a compressor, so we had a full-on train horn.We had a clicker, too, as well.We put an underglow.Yeah, the underglow.We had pool tile wrap, vinyl wrap, that we did the skirting with. Carbon fiber wrap for the skirting too.
The U.S.flag.We spray painted the U.S.flag on the hood.There's so many hentai stickers.We sticker bombed the back.A couple of Gamer Supps ones in there too if you want as well. We did a lot to that fucking car.
What was that one detail you did on the side door?
We were looking at it and we had one panel on one of the back left side door.And I was like, dude, something's missing here.You're like, yeah, like spray paint or stickers.And I was like,
And I looked at everyone and I go, what if I just like carved cheater into the side panel of the car, like in all caps and everyone started dying.And I was like, I'm doing that.
So I got like this fucking ice pick and I scratched like really deep into the metal cheater, like.
It looked like a crazy accident.
And it made like this, because the car before looked like it was just like a big fucking joke.Like, you know, this is completely ironic.And as soon as I scratched like cheater into it, it's like, dude, it gave it lure.Like the car had like lure.
Like someone looks at it and they're like, oh my God, what life is this fucking person living?But it was, it was sick.And then he had to drive it.He had to drive when it was finished and do work on it at his house.
Um, yeah, it didn't even drive.I had to get it running for, like, the first couple of weeks.
I got his turbo working, because it wouldn't even, like, rev up all the way.Like, as soon as the turbo kicks in, the engine would just fucking die.
And I found out you could fix that by, like, venting out some of the air, going to a map sensor.So I went to the Fitch, uh, this parts store that was right next to the auto parts store.
Got, like, 20 bucks in, like, these fish tank valves, shoved them in there as some vacuum lines, and it fucking worked.
You could fix the car with, like, fish tank parts.
Yeah, so that was our little Honda.We also had giant subs in the back.The back seat was just literally amps and like an inverter.And yeah, the thing was fucking crazy and ridiculous.
And we wanted to get more shit for it, but it was honestly just kind of overkill at that point.
I could have sat there for like weeks and added more and more shit.
It was hilarious.It was so funny.And then, yeah, we basically had it ready to go.We had some hentai stickers in the passenger seat.
We had some what the fuck the little tykes fucking whatever format You know the little mat you put on the floor as a kid and you have like your Hot Wheels cars and stuff Yeah, we had like car man.It was literally like that.
It was it was it was one hell of a meme It was beautiful and meanwhile work of art the Mason's car was being arranged as well.Yeah But yeah, the basic plan was that we would we all met up at a parking lot before the ferry and
Yeah, we had to take a ferry.We had to take a boat over to Tasmania with all the, all the, all the cars.
Obviously the cars aren't going to be flown over.It's a fucking nine hour ferry trip.So we, uh, yeah, we met up and we got ready to see each other's monstrosities.And one by one we all pulled in.
First, first was Fitz and I. Which was already problematic because it wouldn't start without a push.
So, Blue and I arrive at the office because no one, like pretty much no one in the Misfits production team can drive manual. So I had to drive to the office to go pick up our car, because I was the only one that could drive manual.
And then we went to go start it and it just didn't start.And we're like, okay, maybe the battery's dead.So we jumped it with my car and we got it going and then it would die again.And we're like, fuck, this is pretty worrying.
And then we managed to get it going like long enough to drive it and we drove it all the way down to where we needed to go.It was a fun drive, but it was a sketchy drive because we knew if it just cut out that it was fucked.
What were the reactions like on the road?
Oh, people loved it.With the honk for Jesus, we were getting so many honks. It was a great time.And the thing is, it has a little horn that's got a really cute horn.It's the kind of horn that you can honk at people just as a thank you and a hi.
And people just love it.So we were just driving around, people would honk in the back.It was a good time.And we parked it around the corner from the parking lot. We went to go turn it on, and it wouldn't turn on, so we couldn't get it in.
Some dude across the road told us how to push start it.Because we were like, yeah, we'll just push start it.And then we're like, does anyone actually know how to push start a car?And we did it.
And this guy across the road was like, yeah, you just do it.And he just told me what to do.We got it going.We pull into the parking lot.And yeah, what did you guys think of it at first?
What was your first reaction to Sonny?
Oh, it's adorable.My first thought is, how the fuck is Fitz going to fit in this clown car?And it was so light, you could move it with, like, two hands.
Yeah, well the good thing about it being such a shell was that like there really wasn't a lot inside the car So there's actually quite a deep about a leg room.Yeah, like I was perfectly comfortable in it.
There was nothing in the car Yeah, there's nothing in there the middle box.
Yeah Another thing is like this is not safe.If you get into an accident, you're fucked.
I thought ours was dangerous having no airbags.We had no airbags.We had no airbags.We didn't even have an aircon.
Yeah, no that car is a fucking death trap.In the wrong situation, it is a death trap.But it's fun.
It's definitely fun.What did you think, Maze, when you first saw it?The Sunny?I was pretty impressed by the work, considering I did nothing. I think both cars were really good, but mine was the best.
Yours came last.Madden Swagger drove theirs around the corner next.
Yeah, we came in, I had, so like we all had like kind of themes for our cars, so obviously Fitz and Toby was like 1980s kind of theme.Ours was like racer, rally kind of deal.
so like I wore the fucking trip suit from way back in the day the The off-white fucking jumpsuit that I purchased so literally like you know it was like a racetrack suit it worked perfectly so I had that you know the balaclava and then we got a we got like two two two motorcycle helmets and then I spray-painted one of the helmets to look like the like the fucking the actual night helmet and
And then I wore that, and that was like the costume for like the whole trip.Yeah, we just rolled in, we were blasting fucking Tokyo Drift or some shit, and then we got out of the car, it was ridiculous.
Right, so yeah, so I got Matt pulled up, it's fucking hilarious, like it's kind of what I expected, although definitely even more over the top, like the decoration was out of this world.
From the tiling on the side, to the fucking hentai stickers everywhere, to the cheater Scratching this it was perfect train horn as well.
It was like a bogan crafted car It was like Mad Max.
It was like very much the that was the direction Mad Max.
Yeah, but it was hilarious There was a lot to go over.There was a lot to go.
You guys have the fucking Yeah, the whole train horn.
With a big compressor in the trunk.
I didn't even think they knew what it did.I think Mitchell didn't know what it did.I was like, go ahead.
He's like, what's the red switch?I'm like, yeah, flip it up and flip it.It's like a missile silo switch.You have to flip the thing, and then you have to flip another thing, and then you got to turn a key, and then fuck it goes.
It was so loud actually like someone was running past.
You scared the shit out of them.
They jumped and they were like, fuck.She scowled, yeah.
Made them jump out there, it was good.All right, that was, that was fucking hilarious.
That was pretty much it.Everyone, everyone was like, very good, very good.And then it was the, the last reveal.Which is what we're in right now.Which is what we're in right now.
Mason, the whole morning was like, it's going to be a limo.I want a limo.I better be in the back of a limo.Cause Mason knew that he was, Because he doesn't have his license, he was gonna be being driven around in whatever they bought.
So he had it in his head that the best car to be driven around in is a limo.So he was foreshadowing the whole time, it's gotta be a limo.And what fucking pulls around the corner but a bright pink Cadillac limo.
1980 something something yeah 80 something driven by Chris in a pink suit yeah, and a bowler hat He spilled petrol all over his suit the fucking morning that he worried so from day one His whole suit smelled like fucking petrol and the car also smelled smellss like petrol It is so stuffy in this car
Who wants to explain how fucked up this limo is?
We've got an amber window to our left with a luxurious view.Ashtrays that are snapped in half.Windows that don't work.Interior that's peeled down.A smashed window too, which is fantastic.Well, we smashed that.
Yeah, we ended up smashing that window.What about the roof?
The screens that don't work, the roof that's sinking in.The canvas is peeled off.
Yeah, it's all peeled and shit.
Yeah, the outside.I can't decide what's more fucked, the outside of the car or the inside of the car.
Oh, the outside.The trunk. So basically was it was it like the car was originally gas and then it was convert No, it was diesel and then it was converted to gas propane.
Yeah to like actual natural fucking gas So there's a giant gas canister like in the back as well as like a very leaky fucking horrible to to fill up like gas tank for gasoline and If you and and it just reeks of gas he couldn't smoke cigarettes in this car to walk like
This car was like a mobile gas station if you lit up anything near it the thing would have gone up in flames but the the one of the biggest problems with this car is that That window Beside Matt only goes down halfway.
I think and it doesn't goes the switch for the window.I just poked it down Oh just fell in the door, and it doesn't go up and that window beside fits Doesn't move that doesn't move.
It's stuck on this door doesn't open at all and that yeah the door doesn't open money's will be a wall the front window is Permanently down and the other front window is it works, but it's just really really really slow It's a bit chilly But the seats are pretty comfy I'm not gonna lie the seats are quite comfy.
It's a Cadillac at the end of the day If there's not five people in it is pretty roomy as well, and which I'm not fine in it Yeah, when you guys had to when it was only two of you in here.
I reckon it was You guys had a lot of room.We'll get to it, we'll get to it.
This limo was previously owned by Racka Racka.Sat in their driveway for three years.
Yeah, they did some filming with it where they already fucked it up and then they just let it deteriorate.So it was kind of like, they weren't doing anything with it.So I think Chris drove down to Adelaide and fucking drove it all the way back.
Yeah, so anyway, limo was fucking funny.We knew it was going to be an interesting experience.
Some random lady came up and was like, oh, I need this for a wedding.Do you guys think you could, if you have it for free, maybe come around? do a wedding thing, and Chris was like, yeah, yeah, I'll take your number.
He was wearing his fucking pink suit.Is it reliable enough that it's not going to break down on a wedding day?
Yeah, we're like, we'll see, we're going to test it in Tasmania for a fucking week.He's like, I've got a cigarette in here.Yeah.
Yeah, she was very enamored with the limo. As were we.I mean, it was great.It was exciting.We had all three cars in the parking lot.The ferry was in sight.We couldn't wait.We were like, let's get these cars on the boat.
So excited to get all three of the cars on the ferry and over to Tasmania.
Getting the cars on the ferry wasn't that hard though.
Well, getting two of the cars on the ferry wasn't that hard.
It was a little interesting.So yeah, basically the ferry was very early the next morning.
Crack of dawn.So you and I arrived at the office at like, what?
Six yeah, we woke up fucking early.I was excited.
Yeah, I didn't sleep Yeah, we're storing sunny at the office Pull up at 6 a.m.. Still fucking dark out then blue Mitchell and Ryan come as well, and we're all right Let's let's start her up of course sunny.
He just doesn't start yeah as she hasn't been I don't know why we expected it would go off without a hitch Yeah
We left a better time so that we could jumpstart it because we kind of thought, oh, if we can jumpstart it, like we'll be able to get it to the ferry.Yeah.And it's going to be awkward when we have to jumpstart it leaving the ferry, but that's okay.
That'll be fine, we thought.Cause we got it.Cause on the, like when we did the, when we showed everyone the car, we were able to push start it and it push started fine, worked fine.When we left, we were able to push start it and it worked fine.
So that morning we were like, all right, well, let's go to push up the road. Yeah.Didn't stop.Give it another three, four, five, six, seven, eight pushes up the road.
A lot of pushes, a lot of time.We were exhausted.It was tiring.
It was like we were up that early and all of a sudden we were having to push this car up and down the street, like really giving it a crack.
And we were pushing it way faster and like way harder than we were the other time that we got it going and it just was not working.It wasn't working.
It got to the point where we were like, all right, let's get Matt in his Civic to drive behind it and push it with his car to see if we can push it out of that way.Still didn't work.
Tried jumping it with Matt's car, that didn't work.And eventually the ferry departure time's approaching and we're just realizing we might as well cut our losses and leave Sonny behind.
It was horrible.It was either leave Sonny behind or delay the ferry trip by a whole day which would completely fuck the trip and all the scheduling and everything.So we were like, man, I guess we can't take Sonny.
After all this work we put into it, after how excited we were about driving around, I was devastated.I was like, It was a bad, bad start.It was a bad start, but you know, there's nothing else for it.
Like we couldn't get it on the boat, so we just had to stay positive and be like, all right, I guess we'll travel in the limo.We'll travel.We'll break it up.We'll figure it out.Maybe we'll get Sonny over later.Yeah.
I drive with Matt in his shit box to the fair.
I'm in the limo with everyone else.
I'm noticing strange smells coming out of Matt's car.I'm like, thank God I'm not driving in this thing, because the smell is fucking horrendous.We're getting some stairs.
And yeah, we pull up to the ferry, and there's a big line of cars boarding this motherfucking boat.The limousine got on without a hitch.Matt's car got on without a hitch.They love the limo, apparently.
Yeah, they love the limo.So many pictures, so many people talking.And this whole trip. We had walkie-talkies to communicate through each of the different cars seamlessly without delay, no signal, didn't matter.
So it was just cool to talk over the walkie-talkies and communicate as we're all going through and like we're fucking tuning into some of the frequencies of like the actual spirit of Tasmania, the actual ferry.The security staff.
Yeah, the security staff talking.Yeah, it was good.
So funny. Yeah, we got the cars on the boat, except Sonny.I cried about it, and then got over it.It's what it is.It's one of those things.
And Mitchell's brother was trying to fix Sonny and trying to source the parts.But the problem is, like, when an alternator's fucked on a car from the 80s, and it's not just, it's not a common car either.
Like, that is the only one of that car I've ever seen in Australia.So, like, it's not easy to find the parts to fix that.And we, you know, we had our fingers crossed that it was going to be able to get fixed and someone would take it over.
But yeah, it was hopeless.
Yeah, dude, that's all right.We go on the ferry.We're like fucking the ferry was it was all right It was boring.
I slept I slept the whole time.
The only thing I remember that was really good It was I walk up and we're like going up the stairs and then we're going to like the like the back of the ship and there's this big fucking fat guy this fucking huge obese motherfucker like 500 600 pounds and he had his shirt on like a fucking quadruple XL and it said
Exercise?I thought you said extra fries and then there was a picture of some french fries and I was like that dude is my fucking spirit animal.This dude's a, this guy's a legend.I'm like we're really going to Tasmania.
These are the people that are in Tasmania dude, this is gonna be so interesting.
I don't think he got off the bar, he was sleeping the whole time.I think I saw them rolling him down the ramp.
No, yeah, no, as soon as we landed they threw him off in Wade Anker. I'm sure he's a nice guy.
Here at the Misfits, we hate the morbidly obese.No, we got to Tassie no problem.We actually got recognized on the boat, which would have been so funny for that fan, if you're listening.
I don't know your name, but it must have been funny to see us on the Spirit of Tasmania.It's like, what the fuck are the Misfits doing on a boat, like, at fucking 10 in the morning?But that was pretty good as well.
So yeah, we get to Tasmania, we pull up at Devonport.Fucking beer bottles roll out as we open the doors, you know, Tasmania.We get the limo and the Honda, right?The Honda off the thing.
We also took a van and Ryan's car, so we had the crew driving as well.
We go to this lighthouse first, right?
Well, first we went to these cabins we were staying in for the night, and then we drove out to a lighthouse.
We drove to a lighthouse.We were gonna get briefed on what was gonna happen the next day.Mason actually, You might remember this, Mason.I remember this.I think he, I don't know if I've done enough of this.I've got a little note here.
It says, Mason bet me a thousand dollars I couldn't climb up into a rock.Yeah, yeah, I definitely did that.That was by the sea.I've risked my life and to this day he denies that he owes me a cent.
May or may have not vandalized the lighthouse It wasn't it he didn't like You only purposefully threw a fucking baseball-sized rock at this historic lighthouse and fucking dented it like a skipping rock Nothing big that light has had plenty of dents
No, but I said no for that bet by the way Well, he bet me that I couldn't climb up on this rock, which was like isolated in the sea I had to jump over dangerous water to get to it Which is why I said no after because I didn't want you jumping over jagged rocks.
Yeah, but you it's kind of impressive It was very impressive.I was I got champion.
I got soaked Yeah, as soon as I jumped like a huge wave came up and went all over me But I did it and Mason owes me $1,000 Maybe maybe
My first impression of Tasmania is where the fuck is everyone?There was nobody there.Empty.It was so, so quiet and it was beautiful.Yeah, it was really pretty.It was so beautiful.
Like a little mini New Zealand.
Yeah, dude.No people around.The port was kind of lit.
Yeah, it was nice.Well, that night, one of the crew members Accidentally land.
Well, no he went to get chicken.We went to get dinner.He went to a chook shop Yeah, and and he went there and he had His his off-white bag.
This was this little there's a little thing that he said forever or supreme Yeah, it was white supreme bag and he's had it forever and he had like a cabin key in there He had Ryan's passport in there He had a bunch of really important shit and he left it that is cod and his card and he left it there Yeah
And which is as we refer to in this friend group a dumb cunt move don't come up He lost the bag he fumbled the bag and Ryan was like I think someone's using my card No, it was it was Manuel's card.
Oh I think so was using my card, and then we were like oh, and then yeah some guy fucking still went to the chook shop stole the bag and started going on his spending spree and
He went to multiple supermarkets, he went to calls, he bought food, he went to a massage parlor.This was at like 10pm, he went to a massage parlor and made multiple purchases at this massage parlor, which you just know, he was getting jacked off.
We decided to call up the massage parlor and sort of get a description, get a bit of an interrogation, go and see if they knew anything about a potential thief.The lady was like very old and confused sounding.Yeah.
Um, and uh, but she did say that an older gentleman, uh, was there just before and was in a hurry.It was, he was a very antsy gentleman and that he, uh, kept telling her to hurry up and get to the end.
So we can only assume that, uh, this thief had an orgasm on Ryan's dime.
Yeah, and he was struggling because he wanted it to hurry up.He wanted it to hurry up and just get to the happy ending.So we decided, you know what, we know the general area this guy has been.
He's literally going up and down the strip.Yeah, I was looking on Google Maps.
I'm like, oh, he went to Woolies.And then on the same road, he went to the massage place.I'm like, oh, there's like a, what is it, like an Indian food place.I'm like, surely he goes there next after having a wank.
Yeah, he goes up and down the street.So we all got in this car.And our car also came with, this came with the car.We had a fucking baseball bat in our truck. Just in case.The guy threw it in there for free, so we weren't going to complain.
And so, you know, we were like, OK, well, let's see if we could find this guy walking around with Manuel's bag.So we all kind of went out, did a search party.Flipped on the underglow lights, fucking sent it out there.
Yeah, we went up and down the sheets trying to find him.
It was mainly... Well, part of it was just, it was something to do, but the other part of it was finding Ryan's passport.Cause like, you know, you lose a card, you can get the bank to pay you back, but losing a passport is fucking annoying.
What if it was the exercise and extra files guy?
That's a theory.We didn't really see anyone in town.All we saw was a crackhead.
Yeah.So we pulled up next to like a crossroad from this Domino's and there was this homeless guy outside.
He had Woolies bags, which was like a clue.The guy who went to Woolies might be the guy.He's an older gentleman, he's kind of antsy.He's in a hurry.
So Sam was in the back of Ryan's car, pretty hidden, filming the guy at the back while we were talking like, we think that might be him, that might be him. And then the guy starts walking over to us.
I don't think, I don't know if he saw Sam filming, but he started walking over to us and was shouting at us, and then tried to pee on Ryan's car.And we just sped off and drove around the corner like, what the fuck?
And then we called in to Swagger and Matt, we're like, hey, can you go over to the dominoes and see if there's a sketchy looking guy there?
We couldn't find him.He disappeared into the fucking bushes or something.
I thought he would have opened the doors if we didn't move.He was coming out to fucking kill us.
We then called the lady again, and we were like hey, so did the guy have a beard and she's like nah No, beard, and we're off fucks.I wasn't in some random harassing some dude.
It's a weird actually harass him well to be fair He was gonna piss on the car so better piss on ours in there.Yeah, we better
We lost the trail.Meanwhile, uh, Swagger and Matt were talking to some guy in a walkie talkie who appeared to be stranded at sea.
Where were you?He was stranded on a, what was he called?
He was on the beach.On the bluff.
Stuck in a bluff.Some guy was going through like a bunch of channels on the walkie talkie and trying to like get some help because his car got stuck like on the beach.
Like in a bunch of fucking whatever and he needed to help and so he was like is it you know?Hey, like can I get some help?We're like, you know, you're on the wrong channel, but like we could help you if you want.
Yeah, we're like Spock side quest The big bright orange like stuck track thing I got him mounted on the roof rack of the car.
Yeah, I get this guy out before we offered to help him I was kind of fucking with him.I was just like, what do you need?Like, what do you ask for?I made him like a fucking bit in like a video I made him repeat himself like 8 times
And he started screaming over the radio, like, I need fucking help and all that.And I was like, okay, well, like we could do that for you.And he was like, is this the emergency channel?Like, are you guys like the police?
And I was like, no, we are not the police.We are not, this is not the emergency channel.Like his last thing I wanted to do was impersonate a cop on radio. But I was like, hey, we can still help you.We have a roof rack.
We probably have some shit that could help you out.
If an SUV got stuck on a bluff, there is no way the Civic was getting out there to help it.But we got ratchet straps.No way.
So that ended up falling through.We stopped responding.That was sad.
We did lose the side quest.We failed the main quest.And then the SUV died.Yeah. And then the next day, we had to set off to go to, what was it, Cradle Mountain?
That's right.Well, first of all, we went and got some camping equipment.
And in this parking lot while we were kind of getting a lot of supplies, Chad, Eric from Gamer Supps, and Kobe's little brother, Kobe, all pulled up.
So this was the next day.We were briefed at the lighthouse that we had to go to Cradle Mountain and that we were going to go camping.So, you know, wake up the next day, we go to the nearest, like,
It was like a Bunnings, it was a camping store, and there was some other shit.And so we had like a budget of $500 for each team to go out, buy our equipment, and then go camping.
It was going well.Fitz and I never got told there was a budget.We were just walking around grabbing shit.We didn't know.We started doing all that.
It was going good until the fucking car, the limo broke down again.Yeah.No, the first time.
This would start.So Chris was driving the limo for Mason. Aren't we were in the back of the limo where we fits?
Yeah, we're traveling in the limo with Mason Chris was driving and Chris had to drive Manuel to the airport, so he took off in the van and Ryan basically just said yeah, Toby you're driving the limo and I was like, okay We go to start the limo and this is the beginning of of me fucking everything up It's if I didn't actually do anything, but I went to turn on the limo and it didn't fucking start and
And we were pretty fucking worried at that point that this was going to be the end of the trip.
What else could possibly go wrong?But we called the AA.Yeah.It took a little while, but he got there eventually.
He came around.He popped the boot.No, he popped the bonnet and he looked in and he was like,
Oh, this stuff, this looks like the dog's breakfast.The car, the engine bay of this car is fucked.There is just fuses everywhere, cables everywhere.
The fucking batteries aren't even like mounted.They're just like, they fucking like roll around.They literally move around in the hood of the car.It was a mess. And it was done by a mechanic.It was wired, like, horribly.It was a rat's nest.
And so, like, the guy looks at it, he's like, I have no fucking idea, like, what I'm even looking at.He puts the car up on a jack.Like, Matt was doing more than this guy was.
I feel like he didn't want to do anything for liability issues.This thing's a hazard.I'm not touching this.
Honestly, he said that the dude said if it were up to me, you would not be driving this car.This car is not legal to drive.
He said it was a death trap.
Yeah, we were like, oh, well.
Matt was underneath the car tinkering.
I was trying to trace back the wires of this guy's rat's nest.
And then Chad is like, oh look at this stupid fucking car.And he fucking kicks the car while it's on a jack, while Matt is right underneath it.
He literally almost killed me.And the dude, the guy started yelling at Chad.He was telling him off.He's like, are you fucking crazy?He's like, oh, sorry, sorry.He's like, wait, where's Matt?I'm like, I'm down here.
I was not in a good mood though to be no he was in pretty much it was happened or something that pissed him off and He was like laughing in the old times.It was just like crap.You're like cracking the shit.
Yeah, his leg was hurting Leg was hurting.
But anyway, I got it started.
Yeah, just found the wire like was it the starter motor?That starts the wire came off and won't get like you couldn't stick it back on there Yeah, we can't did a shit job at it.So I have to
Climb under there hold it in place yell it like Toby to start the car over and it starts I let go shimmy out from under it without burning myself on the exhaust and then we're good to go That's how we had to start it for pretty much the rest of the trip Literally every time the limo had to be turned off if it had to be parked if it had to be refueled if it had any fucking reason as soon as it's turned off Matt has to go under the fucking which essentially why you're the fucking thing again
Essentially meant don't turn the limo off.
Yeah, which also meant make sure the limo is always refueled.And as we did drive to the next location, we did stop at a gas station.And yeah, the funny thing about filling up the limo is that, uh, it's, it's, it's fun.There's no like fuel.
I'll explain.Uh, so for one, the limo doesn't have a working fuel gauge, so you don't know how much fuel is in it at any given moment.
You just have to call every time you see a gas station Basically, you fill it up and just hope that you don't run out of fuel also have jerrycans in the back Yeah, you run out on the road.
Yeah, but the the Some old muscle cars like Cadillacs and stuff have a thing where the fuel where you fill up the fuel is behind the license plate It's like hidden behind the license plate and it's this tube that goes down and you just like pull back the license plate spray it down but with modern like
with modern, um, petrol pumps, it just, it doesn't work properly to stick it that far in.It doesn't reach past the license plate.
So we had to use like funnels and tubes and shit to get in, which just meant that you also couldn't fully squeeze the pump to get it to pump full, like as fast as possible.
You had to half squeeze it.You had to dribble it in so that it would go down the funnel and it wouldn't blast back and like drop on the ground.
Backing up the highway at that point in this gas station in the middle of nowhere that sees no traffic.
Well, it's also It takes up two whole spaces It was even there to get fuel the fuck yeah, she's just there to fucking buy a chocolate bar.Oh
It was also parked horribly, and because we didn't want to have to get under it and start it twice, we're like, we're just going to leave it where it's parked, and, you know, it's fine.
Fill up jerry cans, and then take the jerry can to fill it up while it's taking up two spots at the gas station, so.Yeah.
It's like, fair enough.We were kind of, uh... We were there for 20 minutes.
Yeah, we were in a situation.30 minutes, and then we left, and we went to this camp center.
So yeah, this was the first time that I had driven the limo, and
It it's such a sketchy car to drive because it is so big and so floaty and the steering wheel you have to turn it to the side to make it go straight and it's just like and also you're constantly getting hit with fumes coming up through the through all the little holes in the dash and stuff fumes from the engine bay just smacking you in the face so you have to have the windows open to make sure you're getting some fresh air.
I thought it was hallucinating.It's fucked.
I'm saying she was seen flying kangaroos.Yeah, I'm saying demons, man It was me Kobe Chad and Mason in the back of the limo So for people it's a lot of people in the back.Okay, it was like a little cozy.
Yeah Yeah, and then yeah, we went to the campsite.Yes, which was there's a bunch of A bit of epic, because we're like driving through like fucking windy roads and hills in this fucking limo as well.
These two old folks parked outside of their RV to sit in a couple of chairs and they watched the limo pull in and they could not believe their eyes.This is the last thing we expected to see, this peaceful campsite.Bright pink limo.
A bunch of fucking young jokers pop out, a bunch of camping equipment they clearly just bought. Like, these guys don't know how to camp.
We found a good spot, though.
We took a great spot.It was the best spot.It was right by the lake.It was gorgeous.
It was like, the sun was kind of just like late afternoon sunshine.It was fucking gorgeous.It was beautiful.And we, yeah, we set up camp. Had a barbie.Had a barbie, we had a few makeshift tables, popped up some tents.
Which took a lot of effort to fucking do, jeez.We were yelling, me, Komi, and Chat were just yelling the shit out of each other.
Yeah, I was getting bullied.I wasn't able to put a fucking tent down anywhere.I was encroaching on everyone's land.They're like, you can't put it right here.Dude, your tent was so overboard.You just had fucking LEDs through it.
We had we had an inverter in our car.Yes.
We ran extension course we had pay we had RGB in our tent Yeah, which was we had a little game lights as well going around your tent in the car They had their car running the whole day fucking lighting up their tent You can't leave the car going this long like you're gonna have no fuel for the drive tomorrow And what do you know the next day?
Can I borrow your jerrycan?
Yeah, I mean we had like half a tank when we turned it on afterwards you ran out though nearly That was that would have been later on.No that was when we were like driving later on.That's right.
I remember that yeah Fuck we need we need fuel and there's like there's no petrol stations like we were there very far It's like Western side of Tasmania.
It's like nothing if you if you fucking break down.There's no signal fuck you you're dead and Legit it's like yeah next kilometer, you know next gas station 30 kilometers 50 kilometers 100 kilometers It's just like there was nothing out there.
Let's talk about the bee situation, dude Fucking bumblebees wouldn't stop following Everywhere on the trip where every location one.There was this one bumblebee that fucking follow me the whole time
We would be doing anything and then you would look over at Mason he'd have this hoodie up and he'd be like showing these shoulders like this you'd be like He was riding the limo with you yeah, I just didn't want to get lost Aside from the beers though.
It was a very peaceful night by the way
We had a little campfire with the chairs around in a circle.
Bits and I had a headboard on, we bought an air mattress that had a headboard and we put it in the tent and it was so big that it was off the ground because it was just pushing on all the sides of the tent.
Taking a shit in the woods was not fun.It was literally a fucking chair.It was a chair with a toilet seat like just on the chair and you shot into a bag.Which I didn't want to do because you had to do it after someone else done it.
I was like, I'll wait, thanks.You want to be the first one to shit in the bag?I think I would have been the second person to shit in the bag.And it wasn't that bad.I felt way better.
Like having shit Rather than not having checked if you have like three hours ahead of us And I did not want to be in a bumpy car with a fucking gopher head poking out.I'm so happy to hear that Yeah, it was comfy.It was comfy.It was nice
We engaged in some excellent campfire discussion that night.We had a great debate about whether you would rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be widely known as a pedophile.Yeah, you don't have to be a pedophile.
You don't have to be a pedophile.Everyone would think you are.That's right.
So everyone you know is like, I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile.
It's like be labeled a pedo.Like be labeled a pedo like legally.Be put on a sex offender registry and everything.
But you're not actually a pedophile.
You could have been framed.
Unless you really wanted to be, but you don't have to be a pedophile.
Yeah, and your legs work, or you're paralyzed from the waist down.I was making this argument, perhaps a little too ferociously, that of course being known as a pedophile is better than being paralyzed from the waist down.Are you kidding me?
I would way rather have working legs and just get out of town, live in a cabin in the woods, than fucking be paralyzed from the waist down.You can't fuck any kids then.
Fuck anyone then yeah, I sound literally like your dick's not gonna work sure Anyway, they've got a discussion.We posted about it on Instagram.I don't know it's fucking stupid Most people went for cripple.
I know what I did and yeah Everyone was voting like they would rather be crippled.I'm just sitting there thinking like these people haven't thought this through properly.Yes Just to clarify you're not actually a pedophile.You're just known as one
And that shifted the numbers, it was like 10% then turned to like 33.It was only like a 5% difference, man.
People were still voting cripple, I was really upset about it.I felt like I needed to, you know.Fuck some kids.Take a stand from my perspective.I just feel like people were just jump reacting like, oh no, I'm not a pedophile, out of fear.
In reality, what they should be afraid of is being paralyzed from the waist down.
But, you know, it was a nice, it was a wholesome night.We woke up, we packed up.
I couldn't sleep very well because my feet were literally jammed up into the wall of the tent.I wish they had a mattress.I wish they had a mattress.I wish they had a mattress.I wish they had a mattress.I wish they had a mattress.
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But, uh, yeah.And then the next day we had a road trip ahead of us.It was, it was a small road trip up a mountain and then followed by a big road trip.But first we drove up this mountain.It was really, really beautiful.
And that was when we started to notice that like, uh, Tasmania is just a place of many biomes because everywhere we drove, it looked completely different.It was so cool.It was all beautiful in its own way.
Stony mountains, lush hills, like plains, beach.
On the way to, um, cradle. mountain where we saw the first view.
That was the Ruby, the Lake Ruby.
Here's the thing, the day before, Mason had purchased some airpods.He was really excited to get himself some airpods.He loved these airpods.He was having a great time on the way to Cradle Mountain listening to his airpods.He was having a good time.
And then they got out to pee
Yeah, I went out to pee and then I just Matt was like doing something just pissed me off for some reason So I just slapped him on the head, but yeah And I just gave a pretty decent slap and then he gets up and bolts for me like full jolts for me and
And we run the whole way up like this I start dodging and going up the mountain He's right behind me, and then I like do this big jump, and he tries to jump as well.
Yeah, not like the best shoes as well.
You had a helmet on dude, like probably about extra 10 kilos on your head.
Can't judge distance that well.
And I think it disproportioned your weight, and you just fucking ate shit, and your hands were all cut off.
I tried, the funny thing was, I tried to catch my fall with my head because I had the helmet on. Then I just landed on my shoulder and just scraped my hands.
And then, um, we, yeah, like we stopped and then got back in and I realized I'm missing an airpod.
Well, we had started driving for a bit.Maybe five minutes?And then we just hear on the, well, I was driving and I just hear Mason go, just throw his airpods.
Here's the thing, like, Mason's like, fuck, I lost my airpods back there.And I'm like, all right, well, we're like, literally have been driving like two minutes.We can just turn around, like, you'll probably find them.
And he was like, yeah, he lost one airpod, so he still had one and he was like, Nah, fuck him.Just like threw the case and the other airpod out the window and it was like, airpods are shit anyway.
So you guys just hear across the radio, uh, Mason lost one of his airpods and then got angry and threw the other one out the window.Yeah, was it fair?Sounds like Mason.
And then the next fucking day he just ended up buying some new ones anyway.
No, no, I gave Mason mine for the rest of the trip.I ended up getting another pair.
Yeah, so funny.Anyway, we drove up to Cradle Mountain, which is this mountain that looks like a fucking ice cream scoop has been taken out of it.It's pretty cool.Beautiful.It's like a nature reserve.It was this beautiful lake.
Oh, custom brewery and shit.Lake Ruby.Lake Ruby, I think.
Lake Ruby, yeah.A huge lake which was on top of a mountain.It was so cool.It was fucking crazy.We're up there.
A bunch of people had a dip in the lake.
That's right, the lake, we asked the ranger at the start, we're like, can you swim in the lake?She was like, yeah, if you wanna fucking freeze to death, it's cold.Everyone was like, oh boy!
And they fucking took their clothes off.
So like, me, Chad, Mason, Chris, Sam.
We had to like, hawk, and there was like a cabin as well.Yeah, yeah, you had to run up to the edge.
It looked like some shit out of...
It was like a little boathouse.Like Skyrim or something.Like a little historical boathouse.
Stripped down, had a dip in the lake.It was so cold that like, it was hard to breathe.Like your heart was fucking hammering.
Fucking refreshing though.
It was great.It was nice.I went in twice.Chad was naked and everyone was hiking past us.
Chad was completely naked.Holding his cock.Yeah, dude.And like kids started to like, like come around the trail and he was like, oh shit.He had to fucking run through town.
Like cover it cover their eyes and shit Yeah, and we saw like echidnas and stuff Yeah, we saw a little baby echidna.Tota wildlife too.Never see that shit here.
Wallabies and all that.We saw a lot of wildlife that night
Yeah, well, but well, we finished the hike and it's about five o'clock and we're like shit like alright We're gonna have to do it a night drive.
The guy said alright, we've got about five hours of driving ahead of us It's gonna be a while for us to get anywhere that like has any food or anything But we're gonna basically halfway through we have to stop at a gas station if we can get there in time before it closes because all the gas stations close super early in Tasmania and
So he was like, we're gonna, we just have to get there and hope we can get inside, get some fuel and get some gas station food for dinner.
And everyone was kind of like, you know, after this long day of like hiking and driving, we just kind of wanted some real food.
So luckily there was actually a, there was a diner, like a little tavern, yeah, around the corner that we were able to go into and get some food.But it meant that we were going to be driving on this big road trip
Like poorly late at night basically in pitch-black darkness.Yeah, so we go grab some food Good food.They good for you.They'd fucking the cash machine stopped working.
So we had to like walk around And then yeah, I don't know what else after that we well we we we start the road trip and Yeah, we started the road trip.We pulled back into the car park to regroup and start the road trip.
And I was like, Chris, can you explain to me how the lights work and stuff and how the high beams work?
He explains to me, he's telling me over the walkie talkie, he's like, all right, so basically under the brake, there's a button under the carpet and you push it with your foot and that's how the high beams work.And I was like, what?
Feeling around my foot couldn't find anything.I was like, okay, this is fucking weird So we had to pull over and he showed me it was okay.Okay, we got the high beams working We looked we like, okay, they're pretty shit, but it'll it'll be okay.
So they're working at this point We start driving five minutes later on the walkie-talkie Ryan goes Toby you should probably have your lights on and I was like, what do you mean?My lights are on I got my high beams on he was like, no you don't and
That's oh fuck so we're fiddling around trying to get them to work.
They're not working at all We pull over and we're like, you know, everyone's getting in trying to get this work It's not working and we just you know It's getting darker and we decide that we have to resort to strapping these flashlights.
Oh my forgot about Like $15 flashlights the duct tape to the roof.They showed me nothing Yeah, they didn't do anything.They did literally nothing.
Yeah, that was that was all it was for was to show other like we were hoping it would do something but all it did was show other people where I was.
This was like from 10 o'clock to fucking 3 in the morning.It was until like 3 or 4 in the morning.
It was a 7 or 8 hour drive.So essentially pitch black darkness driving a piece of shit limousine So the windows that didn't work in the freezing cold with no lights up mountains I was just up mountains in the pitch black.
I was hugging so basically I was like Before we even found out that the that the lights didn't work.I was like fuck it a five-hour Drive like it's it's already like 6 p.m.7 p.m.I'm pretty tired, but I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this
I magically found some gamer subs.A fun little friend Dexter.
And Dexter gave you a ton of gamer subs.
Yeah, gave me some energy.We had a ton of gamer subs basically to get me going.A ton of gamer subs that came in a pill form.
that that got me going and it gave me enough energy to like basically just hyper focus on what I was doing and what I was doing was staring at Ryan's brake lights and just hugging him around these like this wasn't just you know driving down the highway at night for a few hours like this was eight hours of
through windy forest roads, up mountains and down mountains, in a fucking piece of shit limousine.It was so fucking cold.
Me, Fitz, Chad, and Kobe were in the back of the limo and we're all wrapped in like four sleeping bags.
Keeping them warm, windows down.If you're sitting in a certain place, you just have a vortex of wind on your face at all times.Ice cold wind.
Yeah, Kobe ended up cocking it and just going like, I'm going in the fucking van, fuck this.And then I ended up going in the front with Toby, keep her awake, and we saw heaps of shit on the road.One KPS, one kangaroo per second.
We're driving this massive convoy, so we had like four cars.There's Ryan's car, which is like,
leader of the pack like kind of scouting out like in front what the turns are if there's cars coming like that kind of limousine right behind that uh honda right behind the limo with the high beams on the big ass massive light bar i had to stare at the entire
I was in that seat of the limo looking out the rear window, and it was like blinding me.
Whenever you'd fall asleep, we'd also fucking honk the horn at you every now and then.
Yeah, we were honking the horn to keep everyone in the limo awake.It was like I was in a trance.It was like I was just watching this alien spaceship follow me through the night.
It was awesome.It was so bright.I couldn't look in any of my mirrors, because it was just blinding everything.But it was what lit up the road for me.
Yeah, so behind us was the van, and then that was the whole convoy. Like as we're going it's getting darker and darker.We're seeing more and more wildlife.We see a shit ton of wallabies They're fucking everywhere.
They're like little kangaroos and they all all they want to do these little fucking creatures All they want to do is jump in front of cars.
Yeah, you just want to be on the road.So we saw Okay, I'm just going to lay it out.This is the brass tacks.
We killed two wallabies, we killed two possums, we cut off a possum's tail, we killed two jackrabbits, and a fucking Tasmanian devil went right by us.It went right by the two cars.She's a fucking little Tasmanian devil going...
We fucking sprinting across the road never see that shit We didn't kill it it was completely fine, but I killed a lot of animals of all those animals We we hit like you're only like that was like Probably like less than a percent of all the fucking animals.
We saw it was so many it was it was constantly on the radio and Wallabies on the left, kangaroos on the right, possum in the middle, so we're like weaving in and out.
And the thing that was sketching me out is that it was like pitch black, it was new moon, so like you couldn't see like really anything.We're going up and I just know that we're going up.
my ears keep popping like like and we're just like you're looking at the the fucking gps and you're traveling like you know going up in altitude like for the last two hours and then you're and then like i look out the window and i can just slightly see that we're on a giant fucking mountain we're literally driving on the edge of a giant cliff
And all I see are like the tips of these really tall-ass trees, just like right out in the distance.And I'm like, wait, this is fucked, man.At least you guys had lights.I was white-knuckling nothing.
Well, see, even with the lights, I was so tired, I really couldn't see much at that point.It was a blur!Literally, everything was a blur.I couldn't even focus my eyes.I just saw, with the bright lights, I saw a big plink blur in front of me.
I'm like, well, they're on the radios telling us where the animals are and if cars are coming, so this is really dangerous, but as long as I just follow the pink blur, I'll be okay.
That's the thing you hear like that We were driving a pink limo and pitch-black darkness with no lights and like yeah, it was very sketchy very dangerous But at the same time we would brought like we were doing it pretty safe.
We were doing it very professionally.I was surprised
The call outs were really good, the radio was great.It was a very serious mood when the amps were like a lot of them.And it was a lot of fun.It's gonna be a night that I'll never forget.I had so much fun. It was like a fucking movie.
I had a t-shirt on.I was wearing a t-shirt this whole drive with both the windows open because I couldn't lift any of them up because of the fumes.So I had this t-shirt on and it was two degrees Celsius.Just to keep you awake.
It was fucking freezing and I was like, Mason was like, are you not cold?And I was like, it kind of helps me like stay awake.But then I got to a point where I was like, Mason, I can like barely move my thumbs.They are so cold.
And I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna put on a jacket, and I was so cozy.
There was this one moment we pulled up to that gas station that was closed.Oh my god, that was that night.Yeah, and like, it was halfway through the drive, and we had like, all these little gazers fucking coming up, like these little fucking locals.
It was this 20 year old drinking fucking rum and shit, I don't know what was going on.
Before that, the reason we were in this town, we were driving along this like, highway the whole time that was through the mountains and stuff, And we pull up and Ryan sees a police car.
And the limo had flashlights strapped to the hood and no lights on.So we're like, all right, we're gonna pull over the limo.We're just gonna sit here and wait for the police car to get far up.
But the police car clearly saw us and had pulled up and was waiting for us.Because Ryan drove back and forth a few times and was like, yeah, that police car's not moving.He's just pulled up and he's sitting there.So we were like, shit.
So we reversed and we decided to go into this town instead of going around it so that we can avoid this cop So when we take the like flashlights off the off the hood and stuff so that it doesn't look as sketchy and we're just driving through this tiny little town As these people are just out on their nights out getting drunk and stuff They see this this convoy of cars pull into this gas station of them to like and fucking yeah and um they got back in their car or some shit and they I thought it was like I was stuck in a loop because they they kept coming back and
Yeah, it was like it was like one little guy.He's like oh look at this, and then he and then like he leaves two minutes later Another little guy.
Yeah, no he they drove past in the car, and he kept going you stink.Yeah Fucking times bro like around the block, and I'm like yeah, it was fucking Luke.
It was so weird really creative small-town insults It was saying the same thing every time clearly this is just like the most interesting thing these guys have ever seen this tiny town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and
I was like to Toby, I'm ready to grab the fucking baseball bat at this point because they followed us.
So we're following the limo and we're in our car and like we're talking to the walkie-talkie man it's like make a right and then we make a right he's like make another right make another right make another right make another right the guy who's followed us he's like yep they're following us that's three right turns.
We assumed that they were homophobic and we're hunting down the pink limousine in the hopes of catching some gays.
It really seemed like but they were yeah, they were just like you guys stink you're stinking Very bizarre and then we were like, okay, like we just need to get out of town and they followed us up until the edge of town and then they were like, okay, we're not following these guys like these let them die in the Sun downtown for pink limo that was so drunk.
But this whole- The cop didn't stop them.What the fuck?
I know.This whole night was just fucking wild.It was like so sketchy and so dangerous.It was such a relief.But also so fun and such an awesome memory to have.
Such a relief when it ended.
It was so different for me and Chad in the back of the limo because we didn't have any of the communication you guys had.I was sitting there the whole time on the walkie.We were just in a completely different zone here.
I was just gazing at the bright headlights of Madden Swagger With with fucking yeah And like somehow because it was such a long drive.
I was like fuck this I just like keeled over in the fetal position on this car and the seat and just like managed to fall asleep for three hours Yeah, incredible.I know I did how much danger I was in
The whole time that you guys were getting blasted with air, I felt so sorry for you guys, and then I realized, halfway through, I was like, the limo has a partition!
Which, for anyone that doesn't know, in a limo, there's a window that goes up to cut off the back from the driver so that the people in the back can have privacy.
And I was like, oh my god, this whole time, they've been getting blasted with air, and I could have had the partition up to stop it for them.Well, it wouldn't have mattered because that window's down, you're still within that window.
It made a little bit of a difference.A little bit, but it was still fucking horrible.
You still have the wind tunnel.
Yeah, eventually we get to the Airbnb.Thank God.
It was cozy.It was a two-shampoo cabin.
We had beds that night.We had some beds.It was awesome.
Four hours of sleep.It was great.
Yeah, I feel pretty refreshed after that sleep.It was better than the night in the tent.
I was worried that the Game of Sups I was on was gonna mean that I couldn't sleep, but I slept like a baby.Such a great product.
Holy fucking shit, I love Game of Sups. Next day we wake up, Matt's got a hot wire at the limo again.In fact, I'm pretty sure this is the time when you permanently fixed it.You screwed it in place.Yeah, you fixed the limo, which was miraculous.
Another bumblebee followed me.Back to the limo.
Matt brought with him his entire garage and the trunk.Pretty much, yeah.Every tool known to man, every single fucking thing you needed to splice wires and fucking connect shit.
Everything I used setting our car up on the electric side, I just threw it all in a box and shoved it in the trunk.
Could be a piece of shit and break down by the end he's grinding his mechanic skill dude He was he was really he was getting some level ups.
It was like double XP weekend for him Which is a fucking blessing we had a bit of breakfast we went on a little nature walks or a waterfall All right
We couldn't find Matt for what seemed to be hours.It was like an hour.But yeah, we're like, where the fuck is Matt?He didn't have a walkie-talkie.He didn't have reception.We were in the middle of nowhere.
Originally, I thought we were eating breakfast.Like, so what's the plan for today?We don't have a plan for today.Okay, cool.Let's go on a little walk.I was like, okay, no rush.We can go on walks or whatever.
You had your big camera with you.
Yeah, I was filming B-roll just having fun.And I was like, where the fuck are the guys?I walked down to the waterfall.I didn't see them.I'm like, OK, I guess they went further up the trail.So I'm going to try and hunt them down.
And I had my headphones plugged into the camera.And I was literally using the camera mic.I had the gain turned up.I'm like.
Scanning around seeing if I can yeah, if you can like I was trying to isolate to see if I can hear like Chad's laugh Because I knew that would be the first thing I'd hear most distinct to do some dumb shit But it was literally like we went through this long Trail and then like you see a waterfall and then you can keep going through the tree.
I know there was like another and it would loop and it would loop you around to like the other side of like the entrance and But he was like, oh, well, they're not there.I thought you guys would have saw me on the way back.So I'm like, oh, fuck it.
Send it further up.So surely they went right.And when you go right, it's like a nature walk that goes for like fucking 45 minutes or like two hours, depending on where you want to go in this whole park.And we're like, oh my god.
It was like we had to go off in teams of two, each with a walkie talkie to try to find.
Me, Kobe, you, and Mitchell.
Yeah, to go out and try to find him.So we go in, and people are like, I have this fucking jumpsuit on, I have a walkie-talkie, and I'm walking around and I'm going up to people and I'm like,
Hey, have you seen a guy who's kind of tall, lanky, brown hair, he has a giant camera?They're like, oh, well, I go, he's autistic.We lost him.We were trying so hard to find him.
And they're like, oh, oh my god, yeah, no, no, we saw someone just like that go right down there.And they were like, yeah, OK.So we did that to, like, five or six groups of people.And then eventually, when we found Matt, we were looking through.
We eventually find Matt.And then, you know, he's up, like, two flights of steps, like this giant flight of steps.I got, like, halfway up.I was like, I cannot be fucked.And so I waited for them to, like, go up, find him, bring him back down.
And then as we're walking out, all these people are going like, Oh, you found him.Oh, you found him.
I'm having to do the walk of shame past these people.
I'm like, sorry.Yeah, dude.Yeah, yeah, dude.And they're like, oh, we're so happy you found him.And I was like, yeah, I'm glad to have him back.
Thank you.While this was happening, we were like, fuck, we're on the tight schedule today.So we need to go and find somebody to get the limo refueled.
While they're off trying to find Matt, we're trying to find a gas station, and we end up getting to one, we fill it up, and as we fill it up, this group of motorbike, like a motorbike club pulls up on Harley's.
I would say bikeys, but like, bikeys, you know, have a bad name.These were lovely people.But they pull up on these Harleys, everyone's like staring at the limo like, what is this?They're like getting in, seeing what it's like, everyone loved it.
yeah and um and we were just like chatting to these bikies having a good time and we were sitting at the gas station for fucking ages waiting for them to find matt and eventually uh they they catch up to us and they're like oh someone had the idea to ask the bikies to do like a presidential
like police escort.So they, they, all these guys on Harley's pull up in front of the, in front and behind the limo and drive down the street while, while we're in the limo.And it just looked so sick.
It was like this in the weird small town, just this bright pink limo with a motorcycle escort coming through.It was so sick.
It was like a princess was visiting or something.
The only other noticeable thing there besides the gas station was a little berry farm.They had really good ice cream.
Fire ice berries, delicious ice cream.Interesting sliders as well.
Yeah, really good sliders.
They were stocked up on berries.
The bikies, it was so funny because everywhere we went, it seems, we ran into those bikies.We saw them everywhere.They were on the exact same road trip as us.It was so funny.
Everywhere we went everyone loved the limo as well.
Yeah, I'd say eventually like the limo just gives you plus ten charisma Yeah, you can get away with anything in the limo.Yeah, people love it.
Don't give a fuck cuz it's like that's so hilarious We've never seen that in Tasmania before Anyway, the what the plan for the day was to go to a dam.Yeah, the Gordon damn huge damn damn and Yeah, fucking big-ass down.It's a bit of a drive.
Yeah, we were driving.It was daytime this time, a nice daytime drive through the mountains, through this windy forest.Gorgeous.
I was having a blast, because at this point I was like, I was like, okay, I've driven the limo for a couple days, I'm pretty comfortable in it.It's got a nice, like, rumbly V8.I was having a good time.And we were driving up to this dam.
We pull over, we find this really nice little spot to pull over and, like, take a piss.End up going for a little hike up a hill.
We get to the dam pretty quick.The dam was like, it was cool.It was big as fuck.It was scary.
The echo was wild.You could clap and you would hear it like eight times.And it was like, we were probably fucking... I don't even know how many meters up we were, 500 meters, 600 meters?
It was so far that you look down and you just- I got so dizzy.
It's so lightheaded.And we're sitting, and there's this little platform that goes out that has a building on it, and you're essentially overseeing this gorge, this fucking ravine that goes down to a pit of despair.
And I'm so far away from the edge, and then Fitz walks up and Blue's filming him, and he looks over the balcony and goes,
very nice and then like he grabs he grabs the the fucking railing and then he jumps like straight up in the air but like like pretending like he was gonna go over and i screamed like a little girl oh dude i was so sweaty it was so like nervous
Wouldn't be the first time Swagga thought one of his friends was gonna follow him on a large hike.
Yeah, dude, I don't like those bits.I do not like those bits.
Yeah, Swagga's hated the hike.It was scary, though.I'll admit, I was doing this bit where I was running down the stairs as quick as I could.There was this huge flight of stairs.
I went down to the actual damn wall, and I was holding the camera above my head to make the perspective look funny.
Like I go all the way down to almost the bottom and then I slipped and I almost dropped the camera off the side All the footage would have been lost.Yeah, it was that close to I hope that like that turns out okay on the film It was pretty dope.
There wasn't really much else Yeah, we did the train to see how it would echo and and After the dam, didn't we go to the next Airbnb?
We started driving and you set up your big 360 cam on the roof of your car and I was so comfortable in the limo at that point.And Ryan, basically the whole trip, Ryan was just going like a little bit faster than me so that he was
My foot is to the floor the entire time and we realized slowly that we can no longer see the civic or the van behind us Because we were going like so fast in this Pete and this piece of shit limo that we had lost them At to the point where at one point I got a walkie-talkie range.
Yeah Yeah, we were like we pulled over because we had to see where they were and they took a good few minutes to catch up to us but I I was flooring I saw this little bump and And I was like, I was like, you know what?
Like, I reckon, I reckon this would be kind of fun to go over.I floor it.Get air going over this bump, which was my intention.I was like, I think this is pretty safe.I think it's okay.We won't get much air.This car's very floaty.
I was like, we'll be okay.I get air.Fitz just like looks over and starts banging on the partition.Cause I had the partition up cause I was going so fast.It would have been so windy for them.I was distressed.They just started banging on it.
And I was like, I'm just like, we're okay. I was already getting nauseous in the back as he was speeding yeah At that point I was like I should probably chill out here like the guys in the back are getting fucked I Was having fun.
It was a good drive nice nice scenic drive got to the town of the next town
Yeah, the Church Airbnb, we fixed the headlights.
Yeah, Matt fixed the headlights and a cop-out.
Wasn't it on the way to the Church Airbnb you started doing like five consecutive hard pulls on the turbo?
Okay, so we were doing a lot of hard pulls with that.We were really testing the turbo for like a good half hour.I was just constantly just had revs, just for like half an hour.
It was straight up, it was like a pull like For like fucking ten seconds in a go Like that it was a holy shit.
What's the point of that was that dude?It just sounds cool?
I literally was like oh I see the appeal of it now like I see the appeal of it with a turbo It's like your cars kind of slow for a little bit, and then all of a sudden it gets fast I don't know way the power comes on is just so addicting.
It's just nothing And then it makes a really cool sound at the end so yeah, and then like really fun.
And what's cool about it too is you'll get an even cooler sound if you do it ten times in a fucking row and you'll hear this.
I hear this like slight knocking, it's like t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-
Eight nine and yeah, I'm pretty sure so we had to be really sneaky We parked the the limo in the fucking Honda around the corner We just pulled in crept in one by one pull that stuff in the owners had no idea But it was a really cool church.
They'd like Pretty cozy.It was pretty warm.
I thought it was gonna be really creepy, but the inside was actually nice It was just like the inside was just a really modern nice house.I see But because it was in a church.It was just so pretty and
Yeah, we were slightly convinced the owners were going to kill us though.So to counteract that, while Ryan was cooking dinner, I started reading a bunch of Bible verses just to, you know.
Play music on the piano.There was a piano there, which was pretty great.
Yeah, I was like actually preaching out the Bible as well.
It was good.It was a good vibe.It was a good bit.It was good.
So basically, once everyone had gone to sleep, I went over.
And I woke up.Fitz had fallen asleep too.I was so tired.Went and woke up Fitz so that we could sneak off, go to the caravan park where we had parked the other cars with some spray paint and turn the American flag Into a Russian flag.
Yes, we find the American America's car.They've got this big USA flag on the front We're like, all right, let's uh, it's communist this car.
Yeah on the side We painted we did a big red square and then attempted to paint a hammer and sickle.I think it turned out okay Yeah, well see fits and I have a problem with paint where whenever we paint anything it drips It's like
Yeah, lock that car up, dude.
Yeah, we made it very Russian looking.
Yeah, which is great timing cuz Russia was full-on invading Ukraine doing all this We were gonna do a Ukrainian flag, but we thought the Russian flag was funny and also the same colors as the American flag made it perfect you May got you back
Oh yeah, like when you guys came out to put all the bags in, you're like, wait, they fucked up the limo too.
Yeah, so we came out to put the bags in and to get everyone over to the cars.
The EBB hosts were not happy with us, by the way.They found out that we had a bunch of people staying there and they were pissed off.
But we get there and we we set up the cameras to like show like oh, yeah, this is what we did last night Yeah, it was really funny And then we walk over to the limo and we noticed that there's just a bunch of rubbish in the back of the limo Because the windows don't don't go up.
We're like what the fuck these people the caravan park just loaded our car with rubbish And what we realized was it wasn't the caravan park people because as we kept walking forward Matt had just wrapped the the limo's hood in carbon fiber wrap
And all the stuff in the back was just like the backing sticker of the of the carbon fiber wrap so much fucking rubbish But he wrapped the hood of the of the limo and and put a big defect sticker on the front Which unfortunately I had to take the defect sticker off because I was like I don't really want to get pulled over.
I should literally get you pulled over.
But ironically when I say I didn't want to get pulled over later that day I Yeah, we're driving a homeboy and up and I see flashing lights behind me as I'm driving into the city and I pull over this is that like 9 a.m.10 a.m.
I pull over the first thing these these cops do they breathalyze me Drinking at 9 a.m.Oh, yeah
You're like, only someone fucking drunk off their face would be driving this fucking thing around.
So I, he, he, yeah, I do the breathalyzer.He's like, okay, you're clear.And then he, he starts asking me questions.He walked around the limo and he was like, okay, yeah, it looks right.And then he talked to me and he was like, so where are you from?
And I'm like, oh, I'm from New Zealand.And he's like, oh, okay.He's like, um, What brings you here?I'm like, Oh, we're on a road trip from Melbourne.And he's like, Oh, okay.He's like, is this car registered?
I'm like, yeah, it's registered in South Australia.He's like, Oh, okay.So it's just like all these different places.And I reckon, I reckon he was just like, fuck, that's a lot of paperwork.
And so I think he just let us go because he realized it would have been kind of a hassle to do anything to us.
At the exact same time that we got pulled over.
So as this is happening, we almost got pulled over.Yeah, well, you know, we're going down.We're trying to follow people.I think they're really pulling into a McDonald's or something.And so, like, we go into this roundabout.
We die in the middle of the fucking roundabout.
So we hear the... And it just fucking stops.Car turns off, we roll.In the middle of a very tight roundabout with a fucking truck.It wasn't behind us.
We died in a roundabout before that and then a cop came past us.I was like, oh fuck, this is it.
Game over.It was literally the first roundabout.Car dies.Ryan and everyone else's car goes off in one direction.And the same way they come, a cop car pulls into the roundabout.We're like, fuck, we're fucked.We're so fucked.
And then the cop goes around.
totally size goes around takes the exit right behind us doesn't even get out to help didn't even get out the fuck is that not my fucking job we were completely pulled over wasn't it the same cop that pulled us over no no but it was like it's simultaneous that these two things happen yeah as the lights flash in the back of ours we just hear them going fuck the car stopped we were in a rush too like Ryan's like don't get out at McDonald's just tell me what you want I'll get you guys everything like
And so we had all this shit hits the fan all at once Like breaking down in the middle of the roundabout is sketchy enough, but it wasn't just any roundabout It was one of those massive roundabouts.That's like an off-ramp of a motorway.
Yeah, so like it's a fast boat Roundabout with a lot of traffic.
Yeah in the middle Running again, and we died in the second roundabout.Yeah Roundabout truck right behind us, like a big tractor trailer.He's like honking his horn.I'm like, bro, I got my hazards on.
We're like, we can't move, man.And so as soon as we got it moving again, they pushed us across the street.
They ran across and started pushing us out of the way.And then we got it push started.
Yeah.We went down the hill.We went to a residential area and we tried to diagnose it for like half an hour, 45 minutes.And then eventually we got it running again.
Like we push started it kind of then we got it up to a petrol station.Yeah, and then like there's some dude.
There's a yeah, that's fucked Yeah, it's fucked you screwed at some point the engines ride.It's just gonna fucking shoot out You know drive it till it happens But it just got to a point.
It wouldn't really like work Yeah, we have a tow truck and totally we towed it to the Airbnb that was in Hobart and then we set up like a big tarp at the Airbnb And parked the car over it and then it was Matt's You know is what we did while we like sent it off Go for it sent it off and then because we still had shit to do that day.
What do we do?We went to have sailing Right sailing.Yeah, what was that?
We went up this fucking big-ass mountain And at the top there's this fellow there waiting for us We were a little bit late really nice a bit really nice guy from Taz Tasmania fucking good sense of humor on him Yeah, he was so funny and I told him what's the border you told us that we were gonna be doing abseiling Which is like, you know, if you don't know just descending down a cliff face with a harness Just something that Toby and I had done before it something that like we did.
I feel like like most New Zealanders in New Zealand when you're in school you go to school camp you do some abseiling Fun thing you do as a kid, but like these guys had no experience I hate heights, it was horrible.
We smoked a bunch of weed up there with this fella He was cracking a bunch of jokes, and yeah, we kind of just descend one by one down this this cliff face Which was, you know, it was good fun.
I slipped!I fucking slipped and I hit the wall and my hand was pinned and I had to, like, fucking pull it out from underneath me.
And life or death, it was basically 127 hours for Swagger.
It was horrible, dude.It was horrible.I was so out of my comfort zone.I did it, though.
Swaggin did very well actually, you know, for someone who was so stressed out about it, he did very well.Matt lit a dart halfway.
I'm like, I pull out a dart, I'm like, someone got a lighter up there?Ryan chucks one down.What do you want to acknowledge?
With the context, um, Matt decided for the trip and the bit.To get in character. To get in character for the car and whatever, to buy 15 packs of the worst cigarettes you can think of and just smoke them throughout the trip.
No history of smoking ever.Mason doesn't even know.
He's properly addicted now.
He was smoking packs before you got here today. I'm trying not to hit that vape.
I appreciate if you put it away That's basically a full-on ciggy addict now all because this character he's got commit he's it's commitment.Yeah method acting I don't know when the bits gonna end.He's what when he sells those eggs were strong.Oh
I just had to have one halfway down I just couldn't wait, and I was like someone chucked me a lighter.
I pulled away on my pocket I got in my mouth, and it's deceivingly hard to catch a lighter when it's coming like in a straight line down at you It's hard to like judge the distance a deceivingly.
I I would expect that yeah Left-handed didn't really work out.I was like fuck hold on like very carefully tried changing my grip Miss the first lighter, so yeah throw down the second and last and
Yeah, but then Chad was like, oy, I bet you a thousand bucks you can't catch this, or was it a thousand bucks?
I don't even remember, it was on video.
Yeah, well, he owes me a lot of money.He throws it next to me and I fucking catch it with one hand, light it up, start smoking, fucking put it in the pocket, start going down.But yeah, Chad owes me like a thousand bucks, I think.
Absolutely.You're the only one.It was fun. It was good.The dude was a proper, proper legend.He was a character.
He probably kind of conveyed on the podcast.You'll have to see the video.
It was a beautiful, beautiful view.It was just a good bit of fun.
But those guys, what they normally do, what we unfortunately couldn't do this, but what they normally do is abseil down the dam that we went to earlier.
That was the original plan, I think.
Which would have been so fun.
I would not have done that.
It would have been like a good few minutes of abseiling.
They said it was like super easy because it's literally just you go straight down.Yeah, it's a flat face but I'm like, fuck that!
You know how tall that shit is?
Fuck no, you could not convince my brain to climb over that railing.Fuck no.But that was the only activity for the day.We did our abseiling and then we just headed back to a new area.To jail.Yeah, where a special guest was waiting for us.
Maybe the best chef in the world.We've talked about him before.He was there to surprise us and he had some very interesting meals planned.Much to Mason's delight.We get there and on the table there's three roasted pig heads with apples in them.
They were more pig skulls. Face on them a bit of crackling not much Delicious and salty to the time.I didn't want to try any of that.
It wasn't as good as normal crackling Yeah, she was being a little bitch.
They've had a multi-course meal plan for us, which Consisted of such things as I think ox tongue whose ox tongue tacos liver heart like that
Oh yeah, hearts and stuff.It was sheep hearts, I think.He was trying to get a hold of the most ranked shit, but he couldn't get beef pussy or pig cock.
Apparently Ryan said, serve them penises and vaginas, and he couldn't get his hands on any.
Yeah, he literally couldn't get it.Who would have known that getting a can of cervix would be impossible?
I thought David would have no problem getting pussy.
I thought he had contacts. No, but like he did serve us some pretty interesting meals, which you know weren't not tasty, but definitely quite That's the thing like who's new he's a great chef.
So like the flavors were good.They were they were good flavors Most the problem with them was texture.
It was like they were weird texture in the mental block of which Mason was very much opposed to
I was kind of being a bit of a baby, so I was like, you know, I was ribbing him pretty hard and then later that evening me and Mason were just getting pissed ass.
Yeah, but you weren't doing beer snorkels, you were doing cruiser snorkels.I was already on the whiskey like planning to have a good day and then Mason's like, We can't fucking do a snorkel cut.I hate snorkels, that's so old.
And you were like, oh, you were teasing me earlier, man.You fucking do a snorkel.I was like, all right, I'll do a snorkel if you eat some fucking whatever, I don't know.
Yeah, it was like if you eat, and then he goes, if you do two snorkels, I'll eat a pig's eye.Oh, the trash.
Those you don't know is like a device that you can attach the top of a beer It's like a beer bottle and cruise or whatever and you basically it lets you just chug the whole thing in one go like you tip it upside down and because of the Air flow it's vortexes into your mouth once you know they were worse things, but at least from a vending machine fucking pretty it's pretty rank like Anyway, Mason digs around in the trash for this pay guy
Scoops it out, digs it up his skull.
Just to set the scene, Mason challenges Fitz, two snorkels, if you do two snorkels I'll eat a pig's eye.And then Fitz was like, okay that's a no-brainer because I just get two snorkels and you have to fucking eat a pig's eye.
And he was already drunk so he was like, yeah sure I'll go for it.
Mason thought that he had just won.Yeah, he thought it was a good deal.
So he goes over to the trash can and he like he goes to the trash can and there's a fucking dead pig head like just in the trash can top of the garbage and so he takes his fucking he takes his hand he puts it in he starts finger fucking the eyeball out of this out of the eye socket he's finger fucking the eyesight he takes it out and he's like oh yeah I got it and so he goes over to the sink uh they're filming him about to eat it and he looks at it
And he's like, getting queasy, he's like, oh man, I'm gonna munch.And he looks at it, and he fucking throws up projectile vomits onto the eyeball, and then he, like, washes it, like, in the sink, to make sure it's clean.
He also left the vomit in the sink.Yeah.And then he said, down the hatch, and then you put it in your mouth, and you started chewing it, and then you just... It was waves and waves of months.
Did you feel it pop in your mouth?
Yeah, yeah Oh, it's terrible man.
It was in the trash I was I was sitting upstairs while this was happening and hearing Mason go through the trash is that oh Fuck it's gross and then he goes upstairs into this here.Oh, okay.Okay.Oh
It was just a horrific audible experience.
Meanwhile, all this is happening.Matt is diligently working on the car outside.He's taken apart the whole engine.
He got like tarps and shit for me, because I think it was leaking down the driveway.
And I just tore into the engine, see what I could... You literally... The engine was literally taken... He literally took apart the engine with hand tools.The best that he possibly could.
You had the engine completely like disassembled still like in the car That's working so hard.
And then Mason, after a few more snorkels between myself and Mason, Mason starts feeling a little bit cheeky.
Yeah, I mean like people are getting pretty rowdy.
Ryan was waving a camera in my face and he keeps going like man just do this bit just go piss on the car
We don't have to go through all of it, but basically the idea was Mason piss to the side of the car Mason interpreted that as piss directly into the open engine bay.
And that Matt was working on.
Obviously a huge dick move.But Mason was drunk and pressured by Ryan.Pissed on the car.Matt, of course, is furious.He's been working hard on this car.And he proceeds to run upstairs and chokes Mason out.I'll leave it at that.It's funny.It's funny.
He fucking chokes Mason out.It was so funny.You deserve it.I didn't deserve it.You do deserve it.I couldn't believe what I was seeing.I was so drunk and happy to be witnessing this moment. It was just two snorkels.
You had a whole fucking bottle of whiskey.
I had like six or seven snorkels.
Because you kept going, let's do another one.Bro, by the end of that, I was fucking projectoling in the toilet.I'm going to be on my snap.Do you remember that?I sent in the group chat.
You basically, you ended up going back home early the next day.Yeah.
You had to handle some shit.
Yeah.But the trip was pretty much coming to a close.Yeah.
Essentially.And the next day.
Well that night Ryan Fitz and I chatting and we're like Ryan said well the next day we kind of it's a bit hard to do what we're planning on doing the next day with only two cars.
Can you can you like have a look around and we'll see if we can find a car. So Ryan and I are looking on car sales and Facebook Marketplace, trying to find the car.We find a car.We all agree that, yeah, this is pretty good.This is at like 11 p.m.
And we text this guy, expecting him to reply in the morning, basically saying, hey, we're a production.We urgently need a car for our production.We would love to buy the car off you and we'll be a quick, easy sale.
The guy replies 10 minutes later, and it's kind of like, well, this is strange, you know, that you're buying a car at this time of night.It's a bit odd.
He's like, he calls Ryan and like, you know, he's a bit sketched out because it is fucking weird buying a car at this time.And, uh, and he hesitantly agrees, uh, after asking us to send photos of the cash and stuff to prove that it's real.
Ryan was also like, just Google me.
Yeah. Yeah, Ryan said, just, you know, if you don't believe me, just Google me.The guy Googles him said, all right, I saw that you're part of a few things.I believe you.And we're like, fuck.So we need to, we need to make up $8,000.
So like all of us have $1,000 limits on our cards for ATMs.
as most people do so we had to run around the house and ask people that it wouldn't like spoil so like like the production team and stuff like hey can we can we borrow your card and get a thousand dollars cash out we're like we just really need this we get together eight cards drive down to the ATM get eight thousand dollars cash out in the middle of the city in the middle of Hobart on like with all these drunk dudes walking around and stuff
If we get in the car, we start driving to this guy's house and we see these like these people just wasted Like missing teeth and stuff just off their face Pushing a trolley down the road.There's two people in the trolley, which is a shopping cart.
You don't know what it is Breathing directly into the microphone It's fucking hot in here!
We're watching these people But we see these people going down the street in the shopping car And they fucking we're just like staring at them like what the fuck's happening and as we drive past them They like it like slides off to the side hits the gutter falls over these two like crackhead looking people fall out of this and
Out of the shopping cart and like roll onto the ground the guy pushing it falls over we turn around and just point and laugh But it was so funny and then we pull up to this guy's house He lives in the middle of the note and like buff fuck nowhere There's he has like a gate on his house and softly we pull into his driveway in the middle of this like forest, I guess and
He comes out, and he's just this lovely old guy We open the the he opens the garage, and it's like the most pristine garage He's clearly someone that just his main hobby is tinkering away on his cars and keeping them in perfect condition He has two Saabs and an old Citroen which was fucking awesome.
They're all so cool He showed us through them.He chatted to us.He was an ex bikey well not an ex bikey I mean he's still technically a bikey, but he was just this old dude.
Yeah, he was just telling these stories of what it was like being a bike.He was telling us stories of seeing his uncle get fucking stabbed by his ex-wife and all this shit, and it was just so much fun.
Yeah, Transmania!Culture!
But he was like, no, that happened in Melbourne.
He was talking about bikey life and he said, you know, I was kind of, I was in a group like you guys, you know, we just, we called ourselves the DCs, the dead cunts.
And he said, we just used to, you know, get on the, get on the bag, smoke weed, get drunk, have fun.He said, the one thing that I can say to you is don't slow down.
you know just enjoy life and he said let me show you something and he pulls out his phone he's like this is my mate he's probably 50 now and he shows us a video of his 50 year old mate being in madagascar like smoking this huge fucking joint just like i love
I love the weed of Madagascar.This old dude, it was so funny.
We gotta go to Madagascar.This dude was just like the older version of us.He was just telling us all this, all these stories and we were having a, having a blast and we get in this car and it's, it's like perfect.
And he's like, oh yeah, if anything happens, you know, I've got literally everything you could ever need to repair on this car in the back of the car.You need anything replaced, it's already in here and ready for you to fix it.
Oh my God, this is amazing.And so we get this car.
That would have been great for your first car.
Yeah, and we hide it so that we can meet the others later the next day and show them that we we have a new car basically it was so that we could get some fits and Toby content because we didn't get any because of the Because of sunny being dead.
We were kind of separated by the limo you mean the driver me being in the yeah The front seat is so far forward So that was a good thing about this last day was that we were able to you know, hang out together in a car Yeah alone
Yeah.Sing some beautiful music.
Yeah, I would play the guitar and shit.It was good fun.Yeah.But yeah, I mean, the car was yellow like Sonny.So it kind of was full circle.
I learned how to drive it.Sonny 2.0.I learned how to drive manual in that car.Almost Sonny.
Yeah.It was almost Sonny.Almost Sonny and Hobart.Almost Sonny and Hobart.Yeah.So the next day, unfortunately, Matt wasn't able to get his
Morning didn't know a dice, and I think we went back one other time to try once more and then Fucking oil pan and all the oil the oil straight up straight up fucking exploded and it leaked oil everywhere onto the road and
It we were right outside of a horse farm when it died So there were these two horses just kind of looking at us and a goat a very curious goat And so I got to pet all of them, which is pretty sick Matt's crying over the car.
He's like, oh my god is ruined.I was like good horsey good horsey Paint a Russian flag on it and then it dies and starts leaking oil Yeah
I was under the impression that we were going to tow it, that we were going to bring it back to Melbourne, that maybe we could shoot something with it afterwards, or I don't know.But no, it's still there.It's still on the side of the road.
It's still on the side of the road.The fucking horse farm.
You left the car on the side of the road?
We were told it was going to be towed back.Okay.
Wait, your car?Yeah. The fuckin' Hyda, the Hyda is fuckin' sittin' in front of a horse farm to this day in fuckin' Hobart.
It's probably been impounded and they're probably like, they're probably trying to figure out who the car is registered to, which it isn't you.No, I think it's still there.
Allegedly it's not you.I like to think it's gonna stay there with weeds growing out of it and shit.
It was funny, we didn't even know that happened and Toby and I snuck out of the house early the next day to get some breakfast and to like, link up in the car to surprise you guys and we're taking it for a drive and we just see your car on the side of the road.
Yeah, your car is just there.
It was really awkward because I was like I was like Fitz Yeah, we can go to a cafe like get some get some breakfast get a coffee.Oh, yeah, and then Fitz was like hey Swags you want to come get a coffee?
And but the reason I was trying to get Fitz to go to a cafe was so that we could sneak out I could show him the car and then like sneak the car away so we could reveal it somewhere else.
Swag was like sure I'll come.
Swag was ready to come and we had to like sneak out and just leave and not say anything.
But we didn't have a choice.
It's like there was that and then there was like the night before like when it was like buying the car or whatever it was like Ryan was asking me if I wanted to go out and I was like no I don't want to fucking go out tonight.
Wanted to go to casino or something.I figured that was a cover story.No they weren't gonna go to a casino.
You ran past Toby like oh bye we're gonna get some rubbing tugs I'm like
Yeah, we went and got jacked off by a bikey and bought his car.
The next day comes around, this is really the last day of the trip, the last proper day of the trip.We now have, well, we're back to two cars because Matt and Jack just broke down.
So we're in the limo now.
So yeah, they're in the limo.Toby and I are in our new beast.I got my guitar in the passenger seat. hanging out the side of the window, we're singing dumb vulgar songs all the time.Coming up with some beautiful tracks.
Having a great time, just enjoying what could have been the whole time in our new Sunny, trying to forget the old one.Rest in peace, Sunny.Rest in peace.
And yeah, basically the plan is to just drive out to this new campsite by a beautiful lake, some kind of like wine lake or something.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It was a gorgeous location, it was quite a breezy drive.
It was so good, we were like right by a lagoon.Dude, the whole time. Because if we had gone the original scheduled date, it would have rained every single day.
Oh, it would have been fucking horrible.
It would have been so miserable.
With the windows open too, like it would have been so bad.
This trip was like my favorite Misfits trip we've ever been on.If it was raining, I think it just would have sucked.It would have been the worst.It would have been the worst.
It would have been awful. But anyway, like a great day of sun, travel, good times.We get to the next location and we discover that we actually don't have a campsite rented for this location.
Yeah, you actually had to like plan ahead.
It wasn't just show up.Yeah, we didn't plan ahead.We didn't have a campsite and this place was busy too.It was a gorgeous fucking location. So we had to kind of wait around a bit and see if we could snag a spot.
We were waiting for quite a while, and we thought, well, since we're waiting, Swaggit might as well learn how to drive manual.
You're trying to learn manual because I never got to drive manual.
You were talking about that the whole time, like, I'm going to learn to drive manual this day.
I'm going to learn the Hyundai.I'm going to learn how to drive manual in the Hyundai.Yeah, my own car, you know.
But it was cool to learn manual anyways, I feel like a guy the hang of it in this side Yeah, you took it for a few spins around the block to pick it up very quickly It was funny to watch and that one point you had to turn around to a three-point turn on a hill and there was like cars at both ways freaking out
Dude, dude, yeah, yeah, we were... Dude, I kept stalling the car when there was a car behind me and a car in front, and I was trying to do a three-point turn, and so I was blocking off both the lanes, and it just kept stalling these two people who were just looking at me, and I'm just fucking freaking out.
And, you know, he's like my dad, Matt's like my dad, like... I'm just like, Rolette, they're at a campsite, they're not in a rush in any way.They're just yelling at me to relax.And I'm just like... Fucking trying to get it started.
And then I was like, Matt, you drive.You just fucking drive it.
Meanwhile Ryan and co are trying to secure a campsite.
They find a spot, but there's a curious character fishing Well, well, I think what happened is there was a spot that had a chain that was up Yeah that said like that this campsite was closed But the chain had been put down and it was kind of like blocking the thing but it was it wasn't up anymore
So they pulled in and the reason it was down was because a ranger had decided to use that spot as his fishing spot So it was a closed campsite, but he was like, I'm gonna come down here do some fishing Yeah, so he'd done that and they pull in he's like you guys you guys rent this place You guys have a permit or whatever and Ryan just like bullshits the story up.
It's like telling him that uh, yeah fucking like we like ever
You know pass on the travel agency or travel ministry of Australia or something and we're filming this video and it's all pretty last-minute But yeah, we're definitely supposed to be told to come to this exact spot this place and they've ranges It's like not really buying it but at the same time like he doesn't have any evidence to the contrary So he's kind of like, you know after a bit of debating back and forth.
I think he eventually just like the sides I all right.Well, I'm just gonna check with this and come back tomorrow morning Yeah, you know you guys I'm gonna be loud or anything.I am really no no no
Because the thing is, like, the campsite right next to it was open, and I think normally they don't have people in both campsites, they have one closed and the other one open, so that it's not, like, two people right beside each other.
Yeah, the guy was pretty stern.He was worried that we were gonna be too loud for this mum and daughter that were right next to us.But we were pretty nice.
No, we were actually pretty good.You were playing spooky sounds on the speaker when everyone was going to sleep, like horror music sounds.
Like and then and then you were like then you were like yeah I'm bored in nature, and then you turned on fucking like city noises like traffic and fucking cars honking and shit
So you know we were for most of for most of the night We were like that way to sleep by this but like the park ranger fucked off, and we were just kind of chillin We didn't have a campfire, so no we made a makeshift campfire.
There's like a box of like a hundred um Like slowly lighten them one by one they're like this is stupid by the time get all of them lit.Oh, yeah
It did look trippy because they were all like flicking at their own rates.
It was just like this We had the whole barbecue we made some sausage sizzles Marshmallows on the candles which was great tastes like paraffin wags and then a motherfucking possum rolled up into her into her shit stole two sausages and ate half a steak and
Yeah, well, we threw the steak at him.
He came right up to you, and dude, he's eating, he's sitting down, big fat fucking gut hanging out, he's eating his steak, and you go back, and you pick up salt and pepper, and you bring it to him, and you start just grinding the salt and pepper onto the steak, right in front of him, and then you go,
Mmm, I hope that's to your liking sir.
He looks at you and he looks at the steak and he starts eating it.Yeah, dude, I'm just improving his meal.I think I got a little bit of salt and pepper on him as well, maybe.There's a nicely seasoned opossum somewhere out there by the lake.
Mitchell was there filming it and he was just like... Like, are you supposed to give, like, possums, like, steak?Like, is this bad for them?And I was like, dude, calm down.It's, like, an animal.Like, they eat meat.
And he was like, I don't know if they eat meat.And I Googled it, and I was like, is it OK for possums to eat steak?And it said, like, yes, they can have a little bit of steak as a treat.And we gave them a big motherfucking treat.
And he couldn't even finish that motherfucker.He got bored.
He was like, man, I'm just, like, actually full for the first time in my life.
He had two sausages.Dude, he was chilling.So yeah, he got a little.He was so cute.
It was a pretty chill evening, really.Not too much else happened.We did a few shenanigans that you'll probably see on camera.Yeah, we got another night's sleep in the tents.
Yeah, we walked in the next morning.We went into the lagoon.We did a little bit of wading in the water.Went for a swim.A little bit of a swim.
Yeah, got a nice breakfast of fish and chips and ice cream.And then we decided to go paintballing.
Yeah, we went paintballing.Which was hilarious.We were initially like, you know, like paintballing's not going to be content, but like, you know, we've been on this trip.Let's let off some steam and relax.
Make something like sure we just like shoot the limit with paintballs or something.
Let's have some fun So we pull up to this paintball place and the the owners see this pink limo and they fucking love it They're having a blast with it.
We're chatting to this guy and we're like, you know Can we can we pull it down to the paintball course and the guy goes?
Yes, that is awesome is that you know, I've had some I've had some great people here But I've never had someone request for their pink limo to be pulled out on the course Of course, you can do that and he was having a blast You know proving that pink limo just gets you anywhere so we pull the pink limo out onto the course and we start playing some paintball and
We we fucking we like Fitz and I jump into the limo and start shooting out of it And you know you tried to drive it for a bit, but like it was a bit, too Well, I tried to drive it But I had that I left the door open and I started reversing and the door got caught on something and they're like whoa And I thought they were telling me not to drive it, but they're just telling me to close the door So I was like okay in the chaos of battle.
We was like fuck I was sitting here, they were all shooting at me, and I was just slowly... The fucking window on this car goes up comically slow.I was just slowly raising this window as paintballs were coming in.It was so funny.
Dude, the car got so fucked up.
Dude, there's just shattered glass where all the fucking paintballs are.
It was fully breaking the glass.I was sticking my barrel out the side, trying to hit people.It was actually very funny. Effective cover yeah, but a few rounds of capture the flag.
It was great got shot up Ryan had a full-auto one It was terrifying yeah, it got me a few times in the fucking skull in the I think he said it shot like 18 rounds a second or something so like when he was shooting at you it was so scary and it shot so like so many not just fast as an rate-of-fire fast, but like the the speed that was a volley like distance was so fast and
But yeah, the paintball will be enjoyed more on a visual level, I'm sure.I'm keen to see how the edit comes together.It was a great way to end the trip, though.Great way to end that last day.
By the time we wrapped up paintball, it was getting slightly dark.You know, something was going down.And all right, let's drive off to the last Airbnb, the last night.We knew we were going to fly out tomorrow.
I decided to fuck around a bit.I realized that the Saab, because it was like turbo, it was like relatively fast.It was front wheel drive though.So like every time we're leaving somewhere, I'd pale out as like full throttle.
And you know, that was a bit of fun.And then I was driving and I was like, I was like, you know, I've always wanted to do this, but I've never done it.I was like, it's a long straight road.It's pretty wide.There's no one coming.Fuck it.
I was going like 110, uh, foot on the clutch, just rip the handbrake and just see what happens.Just like sliding down the road.It was so much fun.And then drop it in, keep driving.And everyone was like, what the fuck just happened?
Were you trying to avoid an animal or something?And they were, for some reason, I thought they were filming us, but they weren't.Cause why would they just be randomly filming us? So I did it again for them.
And then I saw this big, like in the middle of nowhere, this huge gravel square.And I was like, oh, I've been wanting to do donuts in the limo this whole trip.This is the perfect spot for it.And I was like, surely this is limo donut spot.
And someone was like, no, no, no, do not do it.Like, we don't know if the engine can handle it.And like, the limo's already got like broken windows and stuff.
That's pretty fair, like the windows are always down, all this dust will come in, it'll be bad."I was like, well, we've already pulled over, we gotta do donuts and something.So we do it in the Saab, we tried doing a donut and it doesn't really work.
And I was like, ah, it's front wheel drive, we gotta do it in reverse. Reverse and we just start spinning around and on the spot.
It wasn't really a donut It was more just like it was like a fucking merry-go-round Spinning it was Huge dust cloud came up.
Yeah.Yeah the rest of the ride on we just Slamming bangers is playing bangers.Yeah celebrating the end of a good trip.It was a great time It was the last night we get to the last air B&B.I don't do anything of event happen.
No, we just left That last day that last day baby was funny.I had these comically small door frame the front of the house like the back of the house was normal in the front of the house was like
We took this funny photo of me like sitting in his little chair at the end of this tiny hole with this small door frames from the other side of the house You'll have to see it.It was just strange.It was just a strange place.But it was good fun.
It was a nice chill out, rest day.
Drove the next day to the airport in the pink limo.
Say goodbye to it, you know.And then, yeah, boarded our flight and moved back to Melbourne before you know it.It's such an easy flight compared to the ferry ride.
It was a great trip, but a lot of driving.I don't know how many hours I did, but I reckon in the limo I probably drove like 20-something hours.
It was a bet.It was a road trip of a trip.It was great.And I think that it's going to come together really good.I think the footage was good.There were so many different moments, as well as great scenic shit.I don't know.
I think it's going to be a cool cinematic video.It was great.No pressure, Mitchell.We said on the Misfits Instagram that it will be out on 420. It's looking like that might have been a bit of a harsh estimate.
There's so much footage to look over.We said that without saying anything to Mitchell.
We kind of said that to fuck with him.
And also, you know, we were two days into the trip.
Yeah, but you guys have seen our other videos.You know that Mitchell always kills it.
They're always fucking their masterpieces Honestly, we love the misfits videos so you can look forward to it at some point I'm sure it'll be out in like a month or so like who knows but yeah, it's gonna be a big one Yeah, good one.
It will be a big one.Yeah, good trip over We hope you guys enjoyed a listen to the audio book.
I'm ready to get the fuck out of this limit These GoPros we turned it off the whole time so sorry if the audio was a little cuddly at some at some points But we hope you enjoyed the the story
We're glad to be back sorry for the break, but you know we're trying to be more intentional with these podcasts We're trying to make sure the content's good So yeah, we hope you guys enjoyed with the misfits.
How you feeling miss fucking hot in this fucking car What is that from paintball?What is that up there?
Someone's cup from paintball.You stole it.They made us wear cups during paintball to protect our cock and balls, too.Cock and balls.Cock and balls.Gotta protect them both.Guys, we're the Misfits.This has been the podcast.
Thank you to JBL.Yep, yep, yep.And thank you for listening.Yep.And we'll see you next time.We'll see you in the video.Bye.
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