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The Roz and Mocha Show. Between Roz and Mocha, who is your favorite?
You guys are so funny, man.Congratulations, Lisa!Wow!
You just won $1,000.That is amazing.Y'all just made my entire morning.Keep it up.
You guys are awesome, man.This is the Roz and Mocha Show podcast.
Hello, hello, it's Razumoko, what's your name?
Taylor.Okay, normally when people call in or they text into the show, I kind of have an idea as to the reason, right?Yeah.So Taylor reached out.The only thing I know about Taylor is that she has a would you rather question for the room.Okay.
All right.Would you rather have no taste buds or you do have taste buds, but you also have them in your butt?What? So hold on, so you gotta eat with your butt?
No, no, no.Mocha, you're not getting it.
No taste buds.Oh, that clicked in.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, it's not for the stuff that you would put in.
Yeah, I get it, I get it.Can you turn the taste buds off?
No, I would rather not have taste buds.
Cheesecake just came around too.Taylor!That is unholy, huh, Shem?That is not godlike at all.
Taylor, what's your answer?
Okay, I don't know, because having taste buds is like the highlight of my life.But having taste buds in my butt... I don't know, I don't think I can... I don't know, I don't know about that.
Taylor, the only answer is giving up your taste buds.
But like, think about it, like, no happiness with food?You can't taste anything?
Okay, so basically the question is this, you can bleep this, right?Yeah.Would you rather taste nothing for the rest of your life or taste sh** a couple times a week?
No, I would rather lose my taste buds.Right?Dammit, Mor, you've been awfully quiet in there, bro.
Because I'm thinking, you never get to taste cherries or strawberries or... The only thing you are tasting is sh**!
Who only goes to the washroom twice a week?Some people.Some people go three times a day.Yeah.Oh man.
But then you also get the good taste, like you'll never get to taste meat again.Yeah, yeah.
But you're tasting s*** every day.But you also taste the meat.I may go keeping my taste buds.I agree.No.I may go keeping my taste buds.You'll get used to the taste of s***.
Wow, excuse me. Yeah, yeah, but no I I think that people would wind up getting very creative how I don't know You can't put like a sentin tube down there
No, but if you stick a funnel and then that way it doesn't- A funnel?
No, but then it doesn't cross the taste buds.
It was way better when you were quiet, honestly.Again, you're on your own island over there.
Funnel.Anyway, Taylor, that was disgusting.
Thank you for the question.I'm keeping my taste buds.I'm keeping my taste buds.You are.
Yeah, so you're definitely not Mocha.
You're the Shem.I'm not keeping my taste buds, man.You're not.Maria.
I'll never taste anything again.
Nothing.Damn it, Maury.I'm keeping them.Because of cherries.Yeah.Yeah.
So you pick f***ing cherries.
I mean, let's be honest, cherries already are kind of s***.Taylor, how long have you been listening to The Ross & Mocha Show for?
Oh man, since the beginning, since Commercial Free Mondays.
Oh wow, that is a long time.So 15 full years.Between Ross & Mocha, who's your favorite?
Every time, it's gotta be Mocha.
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Don't send me these stories anymore, more celebrities over 90.Why do I want to read that?To see if you're on the list.No, shut up.
I know why you sent it to me.
I know why you sent it to me.Don't send that to me anymore.I don't like that stuff.I wanted you to feel young.No, I don't like that stuff.There's enough making me feel not young.I don't need to see this.
If anyone on this show is closer to the age of 90, looks, mental, what's going on in the inside of the body.It's you, damn it, Warren.
I would give you mental and inside the body, not looks.
I would not give you mental because I think you're closer to nine than you are to 90.All facts.
Well, isn't it the same?There you go.
Answer.There you go. I don't need to be reminded.I get reminded all the time.I don't care.It's celebrities who are over 90.I don't care.I have enough reminders of the fact.I don't care.
I'm not even reading.Betty White, no, she's no longer with us and she died at 99.
I have so much.I found more gray hair.I found a gray armpit hair the other day.
Right?Did you ever think that could happen?Yes.You know, once you start getting gray hairs everywhere, cover your ears, Maria.
Not because it's rude, but because this is your future.Oh, damn.
Why?Why are you gonna do that?
No, you ever find gray hairs anywhere?Nah, never.Never?Nope.Come on.Nope.No gray chest hair?Nope.No gray, uh... Beard?
No.Beard?Nope.No beard?What do you mean no beard?I got like two. Okay.
You're in such denial.You don't check?Do you check?Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
No.No armpit?Uh-uh.No, uh... You have, um... No pubes?No.No?
You have all... Wait, whoa, those go gray?Yes.
Like you don't know Maury.
I had one gray nose hair last week.I had a gray nose hair too.
Yeah.Yeah.Anyway, I don't need I don't need to know all this stuff.I get enough reminders of the fact that I'm getting old.I don't need this.This show sounds so old right now.I don't need this in my life.Why?Because you're gray?No.No?So who's 90?
I don't care.I don't care.I don't care.You read it.So tell us.I don't.Robert Wagner, Boca.There you have it. Who the hell is Robert Wagner?This is why I don't care.I literally started by saying, I don't care.Don't send me this stuff.
Let me see if I know them.Shirley Jones.Yo, she works on the seventh floor here, right?No, she doesn't.In accounting?
At 90?I hope not in accounting.
No offense.Listen.No offense.
She loves her job.Barbara Eden, Mocha.Big fan.Are you trolling right now?Big fan.Barbara Eden?
That does not even sound like a real name.Barbara Eden.I'm gonna start typing these names into our company directory.
Oh, here you go, Mocha.Here you go.Here's one that you'll know.Stop typing right now.Okay.William Daniels.
Yeah.You may know him from St.Elsewhere.Oh.
No, he was the voice of a kid on Knight Rider, Mocha.
Oh, William Daniels also works for Rogers in collections.Yeah, in collections in our office in Calgary.I'm not naming employees.You are.I'm not.It's a real, these are real people.Okay.Give me one more, one more name.
I'm going to type it in and see if they work for us.
Okay.Uh, Tippi Harden.No, there's no way Tippi Harden works for Rogers. Was she retail?Let's see here.
Tippi Harden.Tippi, with two Ds or one?
One D, Tippi Harden, actually.It's H-E-D-R-E-N.H-E-D-R-E-N.Sounds like a made up name.Tippi Hedren, I guess it would be.No, it does not work for our company.No, we don't have a Tippi Hedren, right?Right, cutbacks, I guess.
Anyway, stop sending me this stuff, man.
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Maria, how many weddings have you gone to this year alone?
Three.I had five the year before.Oh my God.I already have two next year.
And then two next year.Yep.What's this thing that's happening amongst people? who are inviting folks to their wedding that you've been talking about.
Yeah, so the recent trend is they're called batch invites.So you have your first original list, and then if people cancel, you send out a second batch of invites.
And then if people can't make it from there, you send out a third batch of invites, and people do it for as many rounds.
But the thing is, people are starting to catch on that they're a batch one, two, or three invite, and the decision is whether you go or not based on where you are ranked.
On the reserve.It's a big debate because it's either you understand it because of numbers or you're like, how was I not good enough to be there?
Right.Have you been, or have you found out if you've been on like a reserve list?
I have a feeling that I was one because I got a wedding invite really late, me and my sisters, and I still went.
like two months before the wedding.
Oh, you were like tier three.
I was like tier three, for sure.But I still went.And you still gave a gift?Yeah, yeah, yeah, I still went.Would I ever do it again?No.
So, Dan and Maury hit the streets to find out from folks how they felt.But also, before we get to that, Maria reached out to her friends, who have all been getting invites to weddings as well, to get their thoughts.
And remind everyone again, who are we getting here from?
And how old are they?So they're all 27.Yeah.Mel, Alexa and Dom.
this is a very loaded question because i'm talking from experience i've been a victim of a batch invite and i was not a batch one i was i don't know batch two batch three i don't freaking know but i was definitely not the first pick so would i go if i found out i wasn't a round one and the simple answer is
now personally speaking for my wedding i will only have a batch one i simply am not that popular i don't know that many people oh damn so i will need all the people on my list to show up so you saw snitching everybody out there listening if you get an invitation please do not rsvp no okay
I'd like to start this by saying I am not engaged.I think it's pretty normal considering weddings nowadays are getting more expensive.And if you're A-list people say no, you might need some people to, you know, save the day.
I just think being on the receiving end of that, it just feels like if I'm not good enough to be round one pick, then thank you for the invite. But, like, no.
If you're gonna do a badge invite, like, don't tell people, because I've heard stories of people telling them, like, oh, yeah, like, we have extra space.Here's an invite to my wedding.Like, who the f*** wants to hear that?
People are gonna say, well, you shouldn't get married if you can't afford it.Shut up. Okay, when it's $300 a plate for the wedding, shut up.
If I am invited to a wedding, no matter A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list, I mean, I hope I'm not the D-list, but I will try to go.I think they're fun, I think they're beautiful, and times are tough, baby.
But listen, at that point, right, you've just got to show up and be the best guest.Oftentimes, the people at that wedding are having a wedding next year.Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round, but he showed up.
Yeah.Hall of Famer now.Yes.
You're round three.You show up and act like a round one guest.
Amen.Because then you invite them to your wedding, right?
Yes.Dan Memori hit the streets to find out from folks. their thoughts on the same thing.
I was a little annoyed I wasn't thought of first but I definitely went to the wedding and maybe rethought the amount I was gonna give him my card because you know I was you know thought of second so I didn't probably give as much as I would have if I would have been on the first list.
And your thoughts on couples that do this? I mean, as long as we're fully transparent, I kind of get it.Weddings are expensive and cost per head is crazy.So if you have people drop out last minute, I get that you want to fill the slot.
So I'm both as long as you're transparent about it, which my friend was.
Well, this is actually something I did myself.We had cancellations week of and so we invited a few backups and we told them not to bring a gift just because we didn't think they should pay for anything for coming last minute.
And then they showed up, had a great time at the wedding and I was offended they didn't give me a gift.
It has happened to me like at least 10 to 15 times growing up because as like a South Asian, like from a South Asian family, we get invited to a lot of weddings, a lot of South Asian weddings.
So you meet someone once, you might be invited to their son or daughter's wedding.And usually what happens is my parents are the ones who are usually invited and then they add me in. there's enough room.And I've never, honestly, I don't mind it.
Even now, like at my age of 26, my parents messaged me.They're like, oh, someone invited us to their wedding and they have another spot.Do you want to come?My cost is covered.My parents are paying for the gift and I get free food for the night.
Yeah, if I was on the reserved sub-list, I'd probably feel like that person hates me.And I probably wouldn't end up going because, like, you thought of me as a substitution.
If it was two weeks before the wedding and I didn't know before two weeks, like, I'm not gonna go.Like, you have to tell me, like, a month in advance.Like, let me, let me know.
If I was invited on that backup list, I'm not going to that joint.Like, I'm not showing up to that event. Second in your life if I've got an invite two days before the event ma'am.Why are we friends?
Thank you question your friendship up until that point of course of course none of it was real.Are you bringing a gift?No, no gift.No nothing.
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What's up, y'all?How's everybody doing?
Good, good, good, good, good.Why's everybody so sleepy?
Oh, Maria's not even on camera.Why are you on camera, Maria?
Why you gotta be like that for?
Hey, can I play you something?So I got, I fell in the rabbit hole yesterday of just like scrolling.I had a couple of minutes.
No, I don't even know why.I don't know whether this originated on TikTok.It was definitely not TikTok.And I'm sure it originated from TikTok.
But it's like, you know, every now and then you come across one of those videos where it's a guy, like a man telling men how to be men, where it's like, first thing you need is a million dollars.Why don't you have a million dollars?
I shouldn't even have to tell you how easy it is to turn a million dollars into $10 million.And here you are like a loser with no $10 million, right?Like those guys, right?Teaching men how to be men.
So I came across this one and it hit a little close to home. And I'm not a big fan of these guys at all, and I had never even really thought about this, but I guess it's a thing.You tell me if it's a thing, okay?Okay, here we go.
Look, if you voluntarily let your wife drive, you better go check yourself.I see guys riding in the passenger and they're girls driving.And I'm thinking to myself, dude, they better be injured or something.Like, are you injured?
Do you have an eye issue?Is there a reason you can't drive?If you can't drive and your wife is driving you, that makes perfect sense to me.
But when I'm driving down the road and I look over and I see a girl driving and a guy riding in the passenger seat, waiting upon arrival, like they're just, Waiting on arrival, you know, they're just riding dude.
Listen, you need to take a look at yourself Okay.
Anyway, so is that a thing?Oh
That guy's trolling.That guy's trolling.Is that a thing?
No, it's a thing.Is it a thing, Maria?Yeah.No!No, no, it's a thing.No, listen, there are times where, like, even when I was with my ex, like, I would drive to certain places, but, like, on the rarity.
Like, my dad, like, never lets my mom drive anywhere we go.
Yeah.It's just, like, I don't know.They say it's, like, a chivalry thing.
No, I think that for your dad, everything I know about your dad, it's a control thing.No!Your dad doesn't want to be driven.Your dad wants to be in control of the car.
Right?Like for me, Catherine drives all the time, simply because of this.Catherine's love for driving is far greater than my dislike for being driven.So I'm not going to have that argument with her.Sure. Why would I?It's a waste of my time.
She loves driving.She hates being a passenger.I get car sick, all this other stuff, right?So I'm not going to have that fight with her.
I'd say at home, it's pretty even between Jenna and I. We trade off.
Yeah.Sometimes I like being chewy, right?Sometimes I like being the navigator.I like doing all the things.But no, I'm not going to have that fight.
I'm not going to be like, hey, babes, let me drive because it should be like, no, no, no, I need to drive. And I'm like, okay, go, drive.I'm not gonna have that conversation with you, right?I'll just, I'll sit in the passenger seat.It's totally fine.
Sometimes, the odd time, when it's Catherine and Roxy, I'll let Roxy even have the front seat and I'll just sprawl out in the back seat.You will?Yeah, I've done that a couple times.No.
Yeah.And you fall asleep, I bet.
Nah, it ain't no thing, right?
It doesn't bother me.It doesn't bother me.
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There are cases of butter being stolen in Guelph, Ontario from grocery stores.
What's going on with that?
And they're looking for the crew of people.They arrested a couple of people for one out of the nine heists of butter that have been stolen, dating all the way back to the summertime.Are they gonna start putting butter behind glass like razors?Maybe.
So two men entered a Fresh Co.recently. They met inside, grabbed a cart, rolled it to the dairy section and took three cases of butter worth 936 bucks.They left through the receiving door of the shipping area in the evening.
That was like back in October.And then $800 worth of butter was stolen from two separate grocery stores also in Guelph back in August. and then a $958 heist of butter, October 16th through another grocery store's emergency exit.
But what are they doing with it?What are they doing with it?
That's the thing, nobody knows.
Maybe they're baking cookies.
Are they reselling it?Is there a market for it?
Is there like a black market where they sell butter or something?
So this woman who runs a bakery wanted to know if the butter was salted or unsalted.
Oh, interesting.I only buy unsalted.I like to control myself.
And says, once you get that information, you may find out the motive for the stolen butter.Oh, really?What does she know?She says she uses unsalted, common amongst bakers for the control it gives them over the recipe.Yes.Salted butter.
on the other hand, has more casual use.It's what most people have on their counter for toast.If the stolen butter was salted, she guesses it was sold to individuals.If unsalted, it must have gone to a business doing dirty dealings under the table.
I get that things are expensive now, man, right?
Like, I get all that, but I'm not going in.
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Hello?Yo, it's Ron Zamoka.
Wait, but don't put me on the air, okay?
Well, you got to go on the radio.We're not going to say who you are.
We're not going to say who you are or where you or where you're from.Don't worry about it.
So we were talking earlier about these butter heists that are taking place all over Guelph.Nine of them happen.The cops arrested a couple of people for only one.
But like thousands of dollars worth of butter are being stolen from grocery stores and have been stolen since like the summertime. all over Guelph, Ontario.
And then we were like, well, it's like, who's buying bootleg butter?It's just, it's insane to me.And then you wrote, because I guess you're somehow affiliated with the industry, and you wrote and said that there is a huge butter underground.
Explain the butter underground.
For wholesale or people that produce with raw butter, there was a government program basically called the dairy permit. And you get a notice 30 days in advance what the wholesale price of butter would be for the next month.
But since COVID, everything is so expensive that the price of the butter permit is way higher than our wholesalers.So that created a lot of wholesalers to get butter in other ways. I'm often at, when there's a sale, I'm like at No Frills at 10 p.m.
buying butter.It's not a joke.
A lot of it.Like people look at me like I'm crazy with my shopping cart at No Frills.
Is that why I can't find the butter I like in the grocery store?Probably.
So let me ask you this.Have you been approached by anyone who have offered to sell you butter at a cheaper price?
No, but my suppliers have.
Oh, damn.And that's all you're gonna say.
You know what?In the bakery world business, you can buy butter in a giant block.I don't even know how many kilograms it is, but it's a giant block.
Compare it to what?What's it like the size of?Like a loaf of bread?
No, it's like the size of a tire and you have to chop it up. But you can only get those in unsalted butter, because bakers only bake in unsalted butter.
So do you know anybody in the industry, like any of your peers who have purchased butter, you know?
Just my whole, just my suppliers though.
Wow, okay.So I had no idea.I had no idea that there was a butter underground, people selling bootleg butter.That's crazy.But thank you for that.
Don't worry, we're not gonna say where you're from.Okay.Okay.
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That's what I'm saying.I wish I could.Oh, damn it, Maury.Wow, this got dark.Wow.Jesus.I guess it's the holidays are coming, all those feelings are coming out.
You wanna talk about something today, Mom?You all right?No, I'm good.
Your good is different than our good, though, Mor.Oh, fair enough.Yeah.Oh, God.What a day.What a day.I'm happy to be here, though.
Why, did something happen?
No, no, no, not at all.Trouble in paradise?
No, not trouble in paradise.
What are you talking about, trouble in paradise?
No, because you're saying, like, you're happy to be here.Like, you're trying to escape.Oh, no, no, I'm not trying to escape anything.
Oh, okay.I thought you meant, like, alive, like some death-defying thing happened.
What are you talking about?No, no, I'm happy to be here.That's all I'm saying.It's all about how you said it.I just can't get an amen.
You know, I've never once said that.I was going to say that sounded very like holy of you.
I love it.I realized that I see it all the time in movies.
Right?When somebody says, can I get an amen?And I just said those words out of my mouth.I've never once said those words together.Can I get an amen?Felt great.It felt great.
Go ahead. Very happy to be here today.Can I get an amen?Amen!We got a lot of great stuff coming up today.
Demi Moore ain't got no mama.
Hey man, you brought it up.
I don't mean to bring up old stuff, but if it hurts, it hurts.
Amen! Oh, that felt good.Can I get an amen?Amen!What's short form for that?Can somebody just go, give me amen?
No, you don't short change the Lord.
Oh, that's where I fail.That's why I'm going to hell.I was wondering during this whole thing, when am I going to hit to that point of where I actually start realizing that I go to hell?You're saved now, brother.I got you.
Hey Maria, Louis Vuitton is selling a $60,000 dog house.
I saw this.And?Did you see the doggy bag?Like the big one and the duffel?
First of all, you know how I feel about things like Louis Vuitton and all that stuff.Yeah, but the eating bowls are gorgeous.
No, honestly, I actually like went on there and- Have you ever looked to see how much it actually costs to produce a Louis Vuitton bag compared to what they charge for it?
Wait, wait, hold on.Like this carrier?
Oh my God, it's $4,750.However, if anyone wants to buy it for me.
Look, it's got a little, like, leather pull-up so they can see out into the mesh.And the mesh has a Louis Vuitton logo.
What do you, uh... What do you pay for a Louis Vuitton bag?
Anywhere between, like, $1,500 and up.
And, like, thousands, right?
Anything up to, like, five grand, right?
Right.So, the production cost of a Louis Vuitton bag is $200. I thought it'd be less.No, 200 bucks is what they say.
So hold on, which one do you like?I'm looking at these pictures.Which one are you looking to get, Maria, the house or the bag?
I like the bag because then I can bring him everywhere with me.Then I don't have to get, you know... But you bring him everywhere with you now! Yeah.
Definitely not a Louis V bag.$60,000 for this stupid thing.
Oh, the trunk.I want that thing so bad.
And it's a small doghouse.Like, that's for a tiny dog.My dog's tiny.I'm not saying it's not tiny, but that's like... Oh, and it's got a nameplate and everything.
Oh, yeah.What is it?King Customizing with Romy on it.
What is it?25 by 40.Yeah, it's not that big though.This is hideous.It's hideous.
Oh my god.So, everybody in your family... Are you gonna put this on your Christmas list for your family?
Like, I... Have you guys seen the harness?The harness is adorable.
No, first of all, everything about Louis Vuitton is ugly.I'm so sorry to tell anybody this.Everything about Louis Vuitton is ugly.It's ugly brown with a terrible logo.It looks like a poorly designed Easter egg.
Like everything about Louis Vuitton is ugly.
It's ugly, everything is ugly.
What, okay, what's not ugly about it?I don't know, they look quality made.
They are quality made.The color, the colors aren't in your face.The browns, they're neutral, they're timeless.They're timeless colors.
I'm with you on that, Maria.Man, you know what?Sold, sold, sold.
60 grand though for the kennel trunk.
Listen, who's buying it for me?
Nobody's buying it for you.I'm gonna start off with a belt.
Okay Yeah, but if you have like a Louis Vuitton belt though like you cuz you don't tuck in your shirts You'd have to be a t-shirt tucking in kind of guy just so people saw the Louis Vuitton belt Well mocha if you didn't want to wear a belt and they have a dog beret that you could wear.
Why would I wear a dog beret?It's just in case you don't want to start tucking in your shirt.
Are you wearing a belt today?
Pause, Maria.Are you wearing a belt today?Yeah.Yeah?Let me see the belt.I'm embarrassed to show you the belt.Let me see the belt.No, I'm not showing you the belt.Let me see the belt.Guys.Just let me see your belt today.What is it?
I want to see it.Is it shoelaces?
No, no.People do that.Oh my God.Let me see your belt.
Why on all friggin' days?Okay, let me see your belt.
You have to ask to see my belt.Okay.I would like to see your belt today.Before I show you the belt, can I explain to you?No problem.No judgment.No judgment.No.Yeah.
Can I explain to you why I'm wearing the belt that I'm wearing today?
So, as you all know, the past little while, few months, I've been taking my fitness a lot more serious.
So I've been working out a lot.
And then I got sick.Yeah.And over the course of the two and a half weeks that I was sick, three weeks, I lost like 12 pounds.Okay. So my pants don't necessarily fit the way they used to.Gotcha.Preach.Which is why I wear a belt.
But the belt now, even on the last setting of the belt.Yeah. It's not enough.Like I need to get a new belt because my waist size went down a bit, right?
So I have an old belt, but it's like, no, you guys are gonna laugh.
But it's like stretchy.It's an elastic belt?Yeah.Like a six year old's weight.
Let me see the belt let me see the belt hold on let me see it Oh
You should have gone with the dog beret.
That looks like something you wrap a rug with when you're trying to sell it on eBay.Bungee cable?Yes, but only fat.
You can no longer make fun of our fashion.
It was yesterday and today that I wore this belt because no problem previous days like Why don't you tuck your shirt in so we can all see the bow I'm not no, but your pants don't fit, right?Hey, I have a bring in your belts.
I got a leather hole punch in my truck I'll pop a new hole.
Okay.I just bought a smaller belt on Amazon.
Yeah, you can do that But if you got a nice belt, I got a leather hole punch I'll even I'll punch you the same size hole and everything Do that, yeah.
Aren't you gonna ruin the belt?
No, that's how they put holes in the belt.I literally have a hole punch for leather.
Oh, like the ones the stores have?Yes.Oh, okay.Why do you have that?
Yesterday was Dammit Matthew's birthday.Oh!Celebrate, wait, are we allowed to say how old he is?Okay.Are you allowed to say it?
So, Dammit Maury and Matthew, Dammit Matthew, went to the keg.Oh, yeah, okay.Perfect place.Maury is to treat Matthew, of course, for his birthday.And recorded the whole conversation.
This is more of a summary of what happened at dinner last night between the Dammits at the keg celebrating Dammit Matthew's birthday.Edward has been listening to the wrong.Oh, no, sorry, Edward, we'll get to you in a second.Here is the Dammits.
Happy birthday.Are you enjoying your birthday dinner?
I will once I get the food.
You had a shrimp cocktail.
And you're having Pinot Noir. Do you feel younger than 42?I do not f***ing feel younger at all.No.You look 25.Oh, thank you.I get that all the time.How old do I look?You're an a**hole.It's the overhead lighting here.How is that steak?
Look at that filet mignon peppercorn sauce. Do I treat you well or right?My goodness, you wolfed that steak down.You must have been hungry.Damn, man.Clearly.Was this the best birthday dinner you've ever had?No.
I've had better.How can they charge $3 for peppercorn sauce?Are you being cheap right now, Steve? Anything else I can get you to tonight?No, I think we'll, uh, just the bell.Sounds good.Wonderful, thank you.I have a question to ask you.
Friday's payday, can you pay for this and I'll pay you back?You're joking, huh?I was wondering if temporarily you cover this and I'll transfer the money on Friday.
Mm-mm.Mm-mm. Nope.My birthday comes once a year and I know when my birthday is, so we should have planned for it, so... Start washing dishes, go back there, I don't care.I'm just a little bit, um, reddish.
Oh, you'll be reddish when I'm done with you.Habsies?I can do half.Seriously, can you just cover this and I'll be back Friday?No, you'll have to figure it out.Happy birthday.Can't wait till your birthday.I love you.Oh, go f*** yourself.
Okay, what was it break it down here so they got two fillet dinners, yeah That's it.
Yeah.Okay.No one fillet dinner.
Oh, sorry one full wait.Yeah.What what did you have?I had a are you the one that ordered the side of Cauliflower mash?Yeah.For four bucks?Yeah.Bruh.That's what you ate at the keg.You went to the keg to eat cauliflower mash.For Matthew's birthday.
Why didn't you have a steak?
I didn't want a steak.I had cauliflower mash.
Why didn't you have some chicken or something?Are you still on that weirdo diet?Yeah.That doesn't exist, but you're starting yourself?
Also, I knew that I didn't have a lot of money, so I was like, I can't put more on the bill.So you basically couldn't afford one meal.
But that was four bucks who ordered two shrimp cocktail.
I had I had we he had one and a half shrimp cocktails I had like two shrimp, so you had two shrimp and a side of cauliflower mash two glasses of pinot noir Hold on, but there's a charge of three here cuz he had one glass
Wait, why on his birthday are you drinking two glasses of wine and you let the man drink only one?
Because there's only six ounces.Has to get through the dinner problem.Thank you.What was the total?132 bucks.
Did you guys get the Billy Minor pie for his birthday?It's free.They did.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not that bad, though.That's not a bad date, man.
But you couldn't come up with 130 bucks, Maury?Like, Matthew's right.You knew his birthday was coming up.You had to make the reservation for the restaurant.
I know, but I needed the hundred because I'm getting, like, my haircut today.Oh, my God.I earmarked money.
But you couldn't plan from, like, let's say a month ago, right?And set aside X amount of dollars because you know that you're going to take him out for his birthday.
Yeah, well, that's hard to do.
Mocha, what would happen if you went to your wife and said, hey, listen, we can't do anything this week for your birthday, because I got to pay for a haircut.Yeah.Isn't that how your marriage ended, champ?Oh.I'm joking.I'm joking.I'm joking.
Why did I get this trade?I don't know.I don't know.Because I didn't get the reaction from Mocha I was hoping for.So I had to take a shot.
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Victoria, hello, welcome to the Roz & Melka Show.
Hi, how are you guys?Good, how are you?I'm good, thank you.
I just have a question for you and Roz, actually.
So the question is, if you had to book a family vacation around your child's favorite movie, where would you go and what activities would you plan?
Oh, right now?It would be so easy.Probably going back to Disney and visiting Galaxy's Edge, the Star Wars area.Right.Because he's still into all of that.Like, we went one year.He had no idea.He hadn't watched really, like, any of the movies.
He didn't get into it until after we got back from the trip. Right, so he's fully fully into it or like anywhere that's got Lego or a Super Mario.
You know that new It's easy for you because he's still into all those things that where you could go in places in the world and see those things like that Super Mario Section I think at Universal maybe or wherever it is the Super Mario land.
Yeah, like he'd be into that right sure
God.She's into a lot of murder mysteries.She's into a lot of British shows.Like, she and Catherine live on BritBox.
Oh, my God.That's her whole life.That's what they watch is British murder mysteries.Right?That's her.And Key and Peele. Oh, okay.And South Park.
I mean, if I could take her to South Park and go to, like, that Taco Loco place or whatever the hell it's called, I'm sure she'd have a great time there.
But she is very much into, like, when it comes to movies, into just, like, that British aesthetic.But she's already been to the UK, so I don't know.I think that she's very much drawn to Europe. Right?Very much drawn to Europe.
Not so much the U.S., although she really loves California.And she loves Nashville as well.But she's very much into sort of Europe.Her whole thing is that she doesn't like hot.Really?No.Oh, wow. Like this weather right now is her favorite weather.
Like fall, sort of like 15, 16 degrees, that's her favorite weather.
So if you said like, yo, we're gonna go on vacation to Mexico, it's like 40 degrees every day.
She would be dreading it every single day.Every single day before we left, and then every single day while we were there.Wow.And the problem is that Catherine's sort of the same way too.
So like when they go away on their own, like they've been to Iceland twice, Right?They went to Portugal in the winter and went to the islands where it was like windy and rainy.And you know, they love that.But they do not go hot at all.
So for me to suggest something like, and it really takes a lot out of me because I love hot.Same.I love Mexico.I love the islands.I love all of that stuff.And they just won't go with me. And I won't go to Iceland with them, right?
So we sort of split vacations and we meet in the middle, you know, with places, you know, like, let's go to, you know, like, let's go to Europe or, you know, we, I think we want to go to Italy kind of thing, right?But not in the summer, right?
We were going to go to Italy last year.I had this whole beautiful thing, this whole trip planned.And it was like, it was a heat wave.And they're like, we're not going. So we pivoted and we went somewhere else.Damn.Yeah, it's crazy.
So I don't know, but if she could go on some sort of like walking tour where they could find a body somewhere in London and then get together with a group of people to try and solve the crime.
Oh, don't they have like those Jack the Ripper tours?
Yeah, but I think she would want to actually do like a murder mystery.Like find a real body?Like murder mystery, but only in the streets of London.Oh, wow.Late at night.Yeah, I think she would be super into that.
Amazing. Thanks so much, Victoria.Appreciate you listening.How long have you been listening to the Roz & Mocha show?
Oh, probably since I was 10.How long is that?
I'm 26 now.So the duration of the show?As long as I can remember.Between Roz & Mocha, who's your favorite?Mocha.Love that.Love you.Have a great day.
Thank you so much.You too.
So we all know that Maria is very loud at home early in the morning before she leaves to come in to work here on the Rosamonka show.She still lives at home with her parents and always dropping stuff.Not intentionally.
Not intentionally, but like water bottle, drops stuff down the stairs, her gym bag.Clumping, and you clump too.
What do you mean I clump?
Like this.Yeah, you clump.
Oh, yes, you do.If she leaves the house and she forgets her phone and has to go back in.Clump, clump.Right?And then, wait, how long after you leave or how long into the day does your dad then text you to be like, what the hell was all that noise?
Sometimes it's right away, depending on the annoyance.And then sometimes he'll wait till I get home, come find me in the house and just be like, what's wrong with you?
So another incident happened.
right, where Maria's dad is very upset, or I guess annoyed, but also her sister Demetra, who, her younger sister, who usually like law school, Ottawa, is not in the house at all, but is back I guess this week for reading week, right?
So you get her sister and her dad who are upset with her over what happened at like four o'clock in the morning yesterday, was it?Yeah. And what happened?
Tell everyone what- I was going about my morning.I was quiet, not even a little noise.I opened my freezer and whoever stacked the frozen meat in the freezer did not stack them right.
So I opened the freezer and a bag of frozen burgers comes flying at me, slams on the ground and slides all the way across the kitchen.
So at that point, did anyone in the house wake up, come downstairs to see what was going on?
No, they probably were just— Because they know.Even if it fell on my head, I don't think they would have gotten up.
So you could have been passed out all day.You could still be there. So Maria gets home yesterday and the conversation, her dad and her sister are sitting there and the conversation starts and Maria records.
Well, I want to know what happened this morning.
Yeah.Okay.So I opened the freezer and I almost got decapitated and my foot broken because I opened the freezer and the burgers that you probably put in the freezer came flying out of my face and fell on the floor.
So don't you dare blame me for opening the freezer.
Why were the burgers stuck in the freezer like that?That's your packaging issue.
Why are you opening... First of all, it's not just the burger flying out.You want it like this.I told you.Clomping.
I told you, you clomp. I am not a horse.
I do not walk that heavy.Do you know who your daughter is sitting here?She sounds like a 7,000 pound elephant when she walks by.First of all, I think you and your dog need to move out because this guy was barking at 7 o'clock in the morning.
Me and my dog don't need to move out when you don't even live here anymore.
Why don't you do it on the night before?Because when you get ice, this is what we do.
That's my hand up here.That is your getting ice.It's not my fault that the ice sticks to me.
And on top of that, she drops the ice on the floor and it goes across the entire floor.She can hear the ice going... You can even hear the sliding of the ice.
It's not my fault that the ice sticks together.Then my water's gonna be warm all day.Romeo!No, don't go to your mom.She's insane.You're insane.
What are you doing in the freezer in the first thing in the morning?
I'm trying to get ice.For what?My water!
What are you... Oh, God.When everybody else in the house is sleeping, guess what?You drink room temp.No.
Yeah, you're drinking room temp at that point.
Oh, sorry, I forgot something.
Alicia reached out cuz her little guy Johnny.How old is Johnny?He's 13 13 years old.
He's in the car with universe right now, right?
Okay, so what's going on with Johnny what are you guys doing today?
So we are on our way to stick his right now Mr. Man is going in for his second brain surgery.Okay Wow, so he's been ongoing for the last couple of years now with seizures and and brain surgery and things along those lines.
So today is the day for his second surgery.So I wanted to reach out and see if you guys could, you know, say, hey, how's it going and give him some positive vibes for today.
How old was he when he had to get his first brain surgery?
last November so he was 12.
Okay and did, I mean I don't want to say successful, but did it help?I know you're going in for a second one though.Did it help at all?
With the type of tumor that it is with him being younger and adolescent or same the genetic makeup of this tumor is until he's not adolescent it'll continue to grow back. It could be something he's dealing with until he's an adult.
So he's going to have to go through this again?
It could be back and forth for the next couple of years.
I'm sorry you're going through that.How are you doing?
He's one of four, so you know.Busy, busy mama.I listen to you guys all day every day when I'm at work.
You guys get me through the day.Yeah.
Oh, you're the best.Johnny, can you hear us or can you pass him the phone?
I will pass him over to the phone to him right now.Yep.One second. Hello.
Johnny, what up, dog?It's Rosimocha.
How you doing, man?I'm OK.
Thirteen.What's your favorite thing right now?
Too many buttons.What do you mean?Too many buttons.Oh, for like combos and stuff?
Johnny, what's a game that I can play where it's literally I can move a guy around and I only need to know how to three buttons work?
Only sick.Yeah, that's all I can handle.Aw, buddy.Listen, man, thank you so much for listening to the Raz & Mocha Show and making us a part of your day, making us a part of your life.All the best to you today.We are sending you positive vibes.
We are, more importantly, sending you a ton of love today, man.Will you, once you're a little bit better, will you have your ma give us a call back so we can talk to you again just to get an update on how you're doing?
Listen, you got this, and we're right there with you.You're gonna be great.You're gonna crush it today.And like Mocha said, when you're on the other side of this, give us a call back.We'd love to talk to you again.
Take care, Johnny.Love you, man.
Hey, let me ask you a question.I'm going through this story here.They're talking about friendship and stuff.And that we're in the middle of a social crisis because people aren't meeting new friends.
And I don't know at what point in your life, but as an adult, it's quite difficult to meet new friends.But let me read this to you, because to me, this sounds extremely unrealistic.
So this was all coming out of the pandemic because everybody was in isolation, but they're saying how we haven't rebound yet as people.Specifically, researchers found that more than a third of people feel their social life is, quote, stuck in a rut.
So the survey, they talked to 2,000 people who have traveled with friends in the past, also found that 39% haven't made a new friend in over a year.Are we supposed to be making new friends every year?I don't know about every year.
A similar percentage, one-third, haven't gone to a party in the last six months. I haven't gone to a party in the last six months.I have.For a lot of people, they said, it's also been at least a year since they've gone to a concert with a friend.
With a friend.I haven't gone to a concert with a friend or been on vacation with friends. I don't know if I ever went on vacation with friends.Never?I don't think so.
Never like a boys trip or like one or two of your friends though?No, not in years.
Oh, we did.There's another family over the summertime?No.
All the time.But like, are we supposed to be meeting new friends every year?
Now, when you say friends, you mean like friends that you will, like, you make a friend and then like- That you develop a friendship with where you then do these things.
You go to each other's parties.You do all this stuff.
I guess because Cruz, you know, he's seven now, right?So like all of his different activities, you make friends with like some of the other dads and
There's a handful of them who I will now still, like, we'll text or we'll try to get together for a drink or whatever.
Yeah, but you think that if you— but if you didn't have a kid, would you?Would— no, I would still stick with my core group of— But you wouldn't be out there meeting new friends.Nah, nah, nah, nah.I don't think so.
No, like, you're meeting new friends because you have a kid who has activities and puts you in a different— Actually, no, that's not true.
That's not true.You're meeting new friends?This boxing gym that I go to, there's, like, five guys there who, like, I would absolutely— outside of the gym, I would kick it with.But have you? Not yet.Not yet.
But like we see each other like a couple times a week.That's wild to me that we're supposed to be meeting new friends every year.
Text every now and then.I know that I have my core friends and then they have their friends too.They have different friends.And sometimes like they'll bring me out with their friends.So then I become friends with their friends.
So do you know what I mean?
So you're meeting friends through other people.But like you then become friends with those friends?
Yeah, and then you hang out with them too.
You do, huh?Yeah.Damn it, Maury.I don't go out.
No. No, shem.Yeah, I would say I have more acquaintances, not necessarily friends.I definitely develop new acquaintances, honestly, weekly.
But like that you would say, hey, come to my party?
No, no, no, I don't do that.
I'm friends with the redhead at the end of the hall, we talk often.But that's not a friend though, Mor, you're not inviting them over, you're not going on vacations with them.
I think it's also hard meeting new friends like I don't it's very difficult.I feel like I don't find myself meeting new people and automatically becoming best friends with them.
I also think it's like you get older you kind of just like your small group.Yeah the core.You can talk to them you know that they won't backstab you.
Well the older you get like it becomes incredible. increasingly difficult to meet friends.
Like increasingly difficult.And I don't know when we're like, when you sort of get a break from that, but according to this, it's like, you're supposed to be actively out there, like expanding your social network, which is to me.So Roz.
We got plans this weekend, baby.I don't want plans this weekend.I'm gonna get you some new friends.
I don't need new friends.
You are gonna be- There's apps for meeting friends.I don't need an app friending- Can we sign Roz up for like Christian Mingle or something?
Yeah, I think it's called- Not even, it's called Bumble Friends.
Bumble Friends!I'm not going on Bumble Friends.Yeah, let's get you some friends.Christian Mingle is also available too.I'm not Christian and I don't want to mingle with Christians.
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When you're at the airport and you're waiting to board your flight, on your ticket it tells you what zone you're sitting in.And they announce that your flight is ready and they say, first like, Old people and kids.First up.
And then we're gonna load zone whatever, one.Business class, right?Are you the type of person that will, as soon as they announce, hey, we're ready to board, but we're gonna board this flight.
Are you the type of person that just like immediately jumps up and starts lining up right away?
Yes.Why?If I'm in zone one, yes.No, no, no.You're not in zone one.
They don't call your zone.
I don't know what that's like.
But if I'm not in zone one, I will stand off to the side.Because if I'm in zone two, the real suckers are in zone two.Because you get all the zone ones and they immediately crowd the corral, right?
But then you get everybody else who's sort of like hanging out.And I don't know whether they're, you know, two, three, four, five, whatever it is.And if I'm zone two, what I find is that after zone one goes in,
Everybody else just sort of starts moving their way to the front.
And I don't know if that's because they're just like in a rush to get on the plane or if they are looking at the real estate that's above their seat.Of course it is.Right?
Because you want to get your, your, your check, not your check, sorry, your hand luggage up there or your bag or whatever, right?
So, for those who get up right away and just start lining up before your zone is even called.I didn't know this, but airline employees call those people gate lice.
And American Airlines has become the first carrier in the world to roll out new tech targeting gate lice. If a too early border shows their pass, a scanner emits a noise and flashes a message to the gate agent.Oh, damn.So, damn it, Maury.
Not only are you called out, but you are asked to step aside or wait until you're zoned.I was probably dumb.
Like, I'm just like, oh, where's the thing on my ticket?
I was having a beer.But then you just seem like you're a person who doesn't pay attention.
It says right on the ticket.
Where?Oh!That's not the worst part.The gate lights are not the worst part.What I see often, and man, when we were flying to Nashville, I saw so much of this.
which is we were all sitting, Catherine and I and Rox were sitting up in like the first like couple rows, right?Not in business class, it was like a tiny flight, but we were up in like the first couple rows.
And what I see a lot of is people coming onto the plane where they're clearly sitting in, I don't know, row 22, 23, whatever, right?And when they get onto the plane, they find the first available thing for their bag, which could be in row five,
and they throw their bag up there and then just continue walking to the back of the plane for their seat.
But that space is assigned to the seat that's directly below.
The way it was is because we were in zone one, okay?
And we got on first and we put our bags up and then everybody else, there was like 20 people who got on the flight after us and they were all going to the back of the plane and there was four bins above all the empty seats behind us that were full just from the people
who are all sitting at the back.And flight staff never said anything.Never said anything because they don't stand there.
So what about the people who are sitting in those seats directly below?Yeah.They got to go find somewhere else.
They find a spot wherever you can.Those bins above aren't assigned to your seat.They are.There are social rules.
There are rules in life and that is one of them.
If you get on the plane last and then there's no space and your luggage gets put somewhere else, that's just the luck of the draw.But you should not be putting your bag in row two when you're at row 22.But there's no actual rule.
I know.Maybe there's not, but I'm telling you, there's a life rule.
It's courtesy.Courtesy.Well, then that's why you have no friends and you don't fly.Oh, damn.
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big night for Toronto Raptors fans.It was a big night for former Toronto Raptor Vince Carter as he became the first Raptor player to have his jersey retired.The NBA did it up real big for him at halftime. A bunch of his old teammates were on site.
His family was there inside of Scotiabank Arena.It looked amazing.Oh, they did it at halftime.Yeah.Not before.Not before.
I like that.I like doing it at halftime.
It was a long ceremony.They decorated inside.It was phenomenal.And as a Raptor fan, you love to see it, despite how you feel about Vince Carter.
Yeah, because it ended ugly, right?
It did. And you know, in some of the prepackaged promos and like specials that they had running before the game started, they did address that stuff.Like they didn't hold back.
Like they talked about that stuff and got Vince's reaction and stuff like that.But when Vince is on the court during halftime addressing the crowd.
When that jersey goes up shortly, it's not just Carter 15 going up.It's all of us going up. The memories that have been created for six years, however you view it, go up tonight.So I hope and pray we enjoy our jersey being retired forever!
Man, it was nice to see all the Vince Carter jerseys being represented inside of Scotiabank Arena as well.Doesn't he have to do this again in a couple days in another arena?
Yeah, the New Jersey Nets, or Brooklyn Nets, sorry, are going to be doing this.Do you think he's going to say better stuff there?He better not.That's what I want to know.I want to compare the speeches.
No, no, no, no, he can't.
I want to compare the speeches.No, but they made such a big deal on social, like the coverage of this, like everywhere, right?There's no way.Which night is this happening again?
It's with the Brooklyn Nets, I don't know the exact date, but it's later this month.
So during the game, people, you know, Drake was there, right, sitting in his seat that he normally sits in.And at one point in the game, so Raptors are playing Sacramento.Sacramento is the team that former Toronto Raptor DeMar DeRozan plays on.
DeMar DeRozan and Drake, there's beef.They used to be cool.They used to be like best friends.
But then when Kendrick dropped Not Like Us, the Drake diss record, he had a line in there about DeMar DeRozan, basically saying, you did not deserve, like, we're glad, because DeMar DeRozan's from Compton, where Kendrick is from, and basically saying, you guys didn't deserve DeMar, we're glad that he's back with us.
All right.Glad D. Rose came home because y'all didn't deserve him neither.
So then the beef between Drake and DeMar DeRozan started.And DeMar was asked about it multiple times and like didn't really have much to say.It was like, yeah, that's still my guy.We're cool, right?This is the first time.
It's got to be the first time, right, Cem, that Drake has even addressed DeMar DeRozan publicly?First time.
So this is what happened on television when Drake was talking to some of the announcers, because he was sitting right next to the announce table.
Yes, if you ever put a DeRozan banner up, I'll go up there and pull it down myself.That's the answer to that question.
So then DeMar DeRozan, after the game, was asked about this.
DeMar, in tonight's broadcast, Drake said, if you ever put a DeRozan banner up, I'll go up there and pull it down myself.What's your reaction to that?
Well, he gonna have a long way to climb to take it down, so tell him good luck.Wow.Yeah.
I do understand why Drake said that, though.
Because, like, Kendrick had him on stage and all those guys, and he went there and supported what Kendrick was saying after playing for the Raptors and knowing the relationship he had with Drake.
Not just that, but DeMar DeRozan also appeared in the Not Like Us music video.
Well, I know.I'm just saying, like, either way, he was still with Kendrick, right?
It's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm really stunned by the heat that Drake's getting from this.I know some people feel like he's overshadowing the Bill Vince retirement ceremony because now this is the conversation people are having.
But at the same time, if you dance in a music video that is calling me the things that that video is alleging that Drake is, we're not cool.And it's on site every single time.And honestly, what he said wasn't really that bad.
So, I'm with Drake on this.And I love Dimar.I really do. What are you going to do?
Right?Take the banner down.But it's not up to Drake.
Well, I mean, he's a team ambassador.It would look really bad on the organization if they did that.
Damar's getting his jersey retired.It will happen.It will happen.No, no, Kyle should be next.Yeah.But Damar will be right after that.
It'll happen.It'll happen.
They're not going to let that stay.
I think Drake would leave as an ambassador, though.That would be drama.
I'm here for it.Do they need your, and I'm not, I'm not slighting what Drake has done for the, for the Raptors, but at this point, do they still need Drake?I don't know.I'm just here for the beats.
I'm team Drake.So forget you DeMar DeRozan.I want to see Drake climb up there and grab it.
Yes.If you ever put a DeRozan banner up, I'll go up there and pull it down myself.I want to see that.
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I feel like I'm so tired.I was outside all day yesterday. Lawn stuff?No, my kid had a thing, and we were just outside all day, and I bought new lawn chairs for it.
Anything that has the word lawn in it, huh?
Well, no, like outdoor camping chairs, maybe?I don't know what you call them.Aren't they all just called lawn chairs?Don't we still call things lawn chairs?
Well, it depends.Are they the little ones or the big ones?
It's like a foldy out one.
Yeah, a lawn chair.They're all lawn chairs, for God's sake.
Right?They're all lawn chairs.You're sitting on your lawn chair?
Yeah.On the lawn?No, no, no, no, no, no.Just not on the lawn.I was out by the, like, there was out by a lake, which was real great.But I was there and I was just like, I got this chair, right?
And it has like a compartment in it on the side, which is like a cooler bag built into the chair.You ever seen such a thing? Not that rich, bro.What do you mean, not that rich?The wealth boy.
I know some of them have little hanging things.Oh, stop it.I can't say anything.I can't even buy a lawn chair.You can't.Without being accused.
Sounds like a transformer.
It's a lawn chair.You know what my lawn chair does?What?Opens.Yeah.And then you sit.I don't have a lawn. Yeah, right?Okay, continue with the flex.
Okay, guys.So this fancy chair.With the cooler bag.Yeah, and what do you keep in the cooler bag?
The little bell you ring to get help.
Do the servants from the shed come and stalk the bag?
Okay, so in the bag go ahead your fancy bag.
Okay, so I discovered that it has this fancy bag on the side right and I brought a couple drinks with me And I was just, they fit perfectly in case you're wondering.You could put a full, you could put six cans of anything you want in there.
Six cans of anything you want.How many bottles of champagne?Probably one, but the top would stick out a little, right?Like you can't be discreet with your champagne in your lawn chair.No, no, no, you gotta show that off.
Yeah, so the top, you would see the gold foil. Ryan, if I were to put that in there, but because it is the way it is, you actually could fill it full of ice and like store a bag of champagne in it.Okay, that's not, okay.
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I get paid zero dollars to talk about Amazon.I'm just saying that if you ever are in the market.
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I'm not about to give you a promo code. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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I'm just saying, I just wanted to talk about how great it is, because I haven't got a new lawn chair in a long time.It sounds amazing.And I really enjoy the tech has really, really changed on lawn chairs.That's all I'm saying.Okay.Right?
We could all be so lucky.I'm getting flamed for it.I have a question.I bought a chair.
I guess I can open it in my living room.
Do you have to open it yourself or is there a button that opens by itself?
No, listen, Catherine's the button.
I had it all set up.That was comedy, that was comedy.The reality is I had it all set up for she came.I had a blanket for her and everything, okay?I set it and there's a compartment on the back for the blanket as well if you have a cold.
I went to the chiropractor yesterday.
I'm one of those people, I make a lot of noise.Loud noise.When I'm in that room.
What are you going to the chiropractor for?
You're a healthy guy.It's going to ruin you later in life.
Sometimes you just need that adjustment.My favorite thing ever is when she massages my neck and then she cracks it.It's the best. She does my back.
No, it's crack cocaine.They get you to the point where then you can't live without them.I can't.And you can perfectly live without them your whole life.
You don't.You don't need that in your life.
I book those appointments well in advance and I look forward to them so much.
No, you are ruined.So much.Ruined.And don't come at me chiropractors.This has happened before.I will not respond.I don't care.
You feel great.You feel more flexible.
I recorded a little bit of my session yesterday.I feel like my neck is stretching.This is my favorite.Lay on this side? That was the best.
No, you're ruined.You're ruined.It's so good.
I felt, like, amazing.Nope.Chugged a big glass of water right after?Why?Why?Why do you need water?That's what you're supposed to.I don't know what she said.Like, make sure you drink the water.
There's probably no logic behind that either. But you feel better?I feel great.How did you feel before?Fine.
No, stiff.Stiff.My neck hurt.Because you hadn't been in a while, right?
Yeah.Yeah, exactly.My back hurt.Exactly.
Like I needed the adjustment.
Yeah.What's the best, dude?You don't even know.You should go.I do know.You should go.No, I will never.I will never go to a chiropractor.We should go together.
Couples hairball?Yeah.Oh, this is so good.Just imagine the two of us.
Ken sent this text to us.Yeah.Remember when you guys were talking about letting service guys use your washroom while they're working on something in your house?It happened to me in the worst way too.
So before we get to your story, we were talking about when Workers are in your house, yeah, construction going on, anything like that.Oh, no, no, no.
No, we were talking about Uber drivers.
That's what it was.If an Uber driver came or if a delivery person came and said, hey, I really got to use your washroom.Yes.May I?Yes.Would you let them into your home?No.And we all collectively said, absolutely not.
So explain what happened to you, Ken.You have people working in your house or this is a delivery that came to your house?
So basically, I had to get my water tank replaced.OK. So I had repair guys come in, but before I start, I gotta give you a layout on my basement.
There's a garage entrance, the furnace room, where the water tank heater's gonna be replaced, my laundry room, a washroom, and then my office, which is in the basement. So basically, these guys come in, it's around 9 o'clock, 9.30 in the morning.
And I asked them right away.First question I asked them, how long is it going to take?Because if it takes a couple hours, I'm like, oh, no, they're going to need to use the washroom.They're like, oh, it'll be quick.
And I was like, quick as in like one or one hour, two hours?And they're like, yeah, something like that.I'm like, OK, one or two hours, they can hold it in.Yeah.So then they're working away.I'm in my office working.And then a couple hours go by and
There's a little bit of silence, so I'm like, what's going on?Are they done already?That was pretty quick.So I pop my head out of the door and I look out and I see them eating their lunches.And as soon as they get up, I'm like, okay, yeah.
Don't worry guys, I'm just checking in.And they're like, yeah, no, we're almost done.I'm like, perfect.And then as soon as I turn around to close my door, one of the guys says, hey, sorry sir, can I use your washroom?
And as soon as I turn around, I'm like,
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Wait, that's not the worst part.Oh, okay.Yeah, I forgot to change the toilet paper So I only have like maybe a couple strips left of toilet paper in there.
Yeah Anyways, it feels like a couple hours have passed but it's only really been only been like a couple minutes.Yeah, I hear the toilet flush and washing his hands and The fan turning off.
Yeah, and him walking out, but I don't hear a door close So I'm like, what do I do? Do I go out and turn that fan on and close the door or do I leave the door open?Oh my God, what's going on here?
So then basically I did what, you know, remember back in the days in school when you used to pull your shirt up over your face, pulled it up, walked out, didn't see any of the guys there.They were probably in the garage packing their stuff up.
And I go and turn the fan on, pull the door.But as I'm walking out of the washroom, the same repair guy walks in through the door and we make eye contact with my shirt over my face.I'm like, oh, so embarrassing.
And I end up scurrying back into my office.Oh, yeah.
I think if the guys are working in your house, you've got to let them use your washroom.
I agree.We've had that at our place.They're already in there.Yeah, if they're doing service work in your home, you can't say no.You've got to leave.
When they're doing a major repair.
Yeah, I think you've got to let guys use the washroom.But yeah, that's tough, especially when it's in the office.
Like, you know, when, sorry, like when you're down there with them, like oftentimes you're, you know, you can just let the dudes do their thing and then you're never gonna really know, right?Maybe like, ah, like maybe they did, maybe they didn't.
But yeah, no, I think that when they're in the house, you have to, you gotta let them use the washroom.
After they left, Ken, did you go in and like clean the bathroom?Like you cleaned the toilet and like Lysol wiped the seat and everything?Hell yeah.With the N95 mask on. Oh yeah, damn.
You rockin' the COVID mask and everything.All right, damn, Ken.Well, thanks for sharing.Yeah, no worries, boys.It's been a long time listening.I love you guys.How long have you been listening?Since the beginning, man.Oh, 15 years.
Between Raz and Mocha, who's your favorite?Obviously, my Scarbo boy.Love you, Ken.I love you, boys.
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It won't be long before other streaming services pick up on what Amazon Prime is testing out right now, and it's a great feature.
It's called X-Ray Recaps.
This is the release that they put out yesterday.X-Ray Recaps is a generative AI-powered feature that creates brief, easy-to-digest summaries of full seasons of TV shows, single episodes, and even pieces of episodes.
all personalized down to the exact minute of where you were watching.
Whether you're a few minutes into an episode, halfway through a season, or took a break from watching a series and need a refresher, x-ray recaps deliver short textual snippets of key cliffhangers
character-driven plot points, and other details that can be accessed at any point in your viewing experience.They also say guardrails are also applied to ensure that these recaps are spoiler-free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.So it appears as text.Oh, it's words.So what you can do, you can press a button, and if you want to select recap, it'll show you text, right, on the screen of where you are, and you can select what kind of recap you want.
So if you are watching a show and maybe you stop watching for like a couple of weeks and then you go back and you're like, Oh, like a psycho does that.Yeah.What happened there?Right.
Or if you're like six seasons in of a show and then you're like, maybe you see a character on screen.You're like, Oh, is that right?You could select it and it will give you a, it'll get, so it's in beta testing right now.I love that feature.
I can't tell you, we, what did we watch?Catherine and I were watching something where it had been a long time between season one and season two, and I went on YouTube, right?
We were like, okay, Rox was in bed, we're like, we're gonna watch this show, and I'm like, listen, I don't wanna be confused, because I loved this show so much, I don't remember what it was, but I remember saying I loved this show so much that I don't wanna be confused throughout the first episode, so let me go on YouTube and find a season, whatever it was, recap, that we just had.
And the recap that I found, because I watched one and it was just not good, and then I'm like, I need more.And then so, I found a recap that was 22 minutes long, right?
And I fell asleep watching the recap on YouTube and didn't even get to start to watch the show!That sucks.
Was the recap just as long as the episode you were watching?
Yes!So, there's another show, so there's a show on, I think it was Apple or something like that, called Silo, which I really loved.
It was great.And season two's coming out?It's coming out real soon.
I was talking to Roxy, I'm like, dude, I may watch, like, the last two episodes of that, because I don't want, because I loved it so much, but I don't remember anything, like, I don't remember who the people are, if somebody turned bad from good, or whatever it was.
I don't want to be confused.And then she goes, well, why don't we just rewatch the whole first season?
And I'm like, oh my God.So maybe I might do that now.I might start from the beginning again.
Some seasons have, or some streaming service have a little recap before the next season.
I find that they're not good enough.No, they're not good enough because they're like 30 seconds.They're vague.They're very vague.
But sometimes that's enough, though, no?
It depends on how much you're following the show, because I know that I'm a terrible TV watcher, and I'll binge three episodes, and then I won't watch the show for four months and forget about it, and then go back.
So this is made for people like me.I know, I know.
In some streaming services, we're watching Grotesquerie, and there's just a video in the line of all the episodes where it just synopses or a recap or something.
Just watch that. Yeah, I sometimes find that they don't go into enough detail for me though.Like I need that, especially if it's a show like a romantic comedy or there's a couple of characters or whatever.Where it's easy?Well, yeah, yeah.
But when there's like, when it's a show with this monster cast, where there's scheming going on, where like, you know, somebody is trying to backstab somebody else and like, there's just too much going on.
Could you imagine if this tech existed when Game of Thrones?
Bro, I would never read it.Height of popularity?You think I can pronounce those names?
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