This is the Roz & Mocha Retro Show All right, we are back with another week of the Roz & Mocha Retro Show I am Shem, that is David Mori, that's Maria.How are you guys doing?
Everybody well?Good, good, good.Happy birthday.To?
I don't know, maybe someone's birthday.
I almost said thanks. This is where we dig back into the archives of the Raza mocha show and relive some of our favorite moments And I always ask who wants to go first.I'm just gonna go first that cool.
All right, so going back to 2014 Okay, let's let's be very clear Roz's at least at work is not always the most fashionable person, right?
We kind of crack, you know crack on him for his outfit choices well, there was a time when Jason Priestley visited the show and
You know, typically when we have a celebrity come in or a guest come in, we'll take a picture, post it on social media, all that good stuff, right?Well, listeners clowned Raz heavy for whatever he was wearing.You gotta listen to it.It's ridiculous.
Yeah, so if you're just joining us I damn it more He's the meanest person like you're real That's like such a mean girl like that is such a mean girl move what he just did so if you if you weren't listening yesterday Jason Priestley was in and after the interview We took a picture with him, and I guess people on the internet didn't like what I was wearing I had like a shirt on and fingerless gloves, and I was wearing a scarf
and just read one or two of those.
What's with the gloves and scarf?
LOL.What's with those gloves?LOL.
What's with the scarf?LOL.What do you care?Roz, I love you, but why are you sharing clothes with your girlfriend, Katherine?So what if I am?I was okay with the whole sharing of the underarm deodorant, but scarves too?
That's a little much!So why does somebody... so what, what are you saying my scarf was feminine?Like, okay.
And then, so what Mori does is he calls Stephen Kojikoro, you know him as Kojo, he was the fashion expert on Entertainment Tonight for years, and So this is what Stephen Kojikoro says.
Okay, but again, so my whole purpose of the- I know people say terrible things about me on the internet sometimes, but I don't understand why Morrie gathered it all up and then handed it to me as if I'm supposed to be appreciative when he just gave me a dossier of people that don't like me!
That's a move of a mean girl!Yeah, not cool, bro.Am I wrong, Morrie?Morrie. Am I wrong?I was just trying to help!
Help with what?Help with what?I think in a situation like this, you don't have to come to somebody's defense whose defense isn't needed.
Listen, I've been having lately a real, real hard time crying and feeling terrible about myself.I might need you to help me out with that.
Can we take this call real quick?It's 416-870-8888, line one, go ahead.
Hi, I just wanted to call and let Maury know that that was, I agree, that was really mean.
And he almost ruined the show.
Why?Like, could you imagine, you know, and I get that we have, like, it's public, like, the show, it's ours, it's mine, it's Maury's, it's Mocha's, but it's also your show, you know what I mean?
Like, we have people, you're allowed to comment, you're allowed to say whatever you want, you're allowed to think whatever you want.
And I know that people in the world will hide behind certain things or feel a certain freedom and they can say whatever they want.And somebody can destroy me or Mocha or anybody they want.It's it's you're right.You're allowed to.
But I don't have to I don't have to pay attention to it.
And then for Maury to sit there and gather all the hateful information that was said about me yesterday and then surprise me with it like I'm gonna be like so appreciative of the whole thing and I'm actually gonna learn something to me was the move.
Thank you so much for showing me all the mean things that people have been saying about me online.
It was really mean and he must be really upset.
I don't know what I did.I don't know what I did, but that was to me.That is a lover scorned.That is a move of a mean girl.You know, that's what we're trying to get out of schools.
I feel bad.He must be.I really like word, but that was a pretty awful thing to do.
Thank you very much.Have a wonderful day.Thank you so much for the phone call today.
More, you've been on the show the longest.Would you say that Roz's attire at work has changed in the last... Has it evolved?
Well, because now that he's not doing television, I think that he doesn't really wear... Like fancy clothes anymore.Now it's kind of just like whatever's balled up on the floor the night before.
That's very diplomatic.I must say, that's a very good way of saying you dress like garbage.All right, who wants to go next?
So speaking of Roz, we all know that Roz has had his fair share of relationships and given relationships advice.And so he decided to give the best relationship advice to what some Roz and Mocha fans would say.And what he was saying was that
If you come home at the end of the day and start complaining about your day, it is a relationship killer.
Let me just write that down.
How's my advice on Twitter going over?I just gave the single piece of greatest relationship advice I've ever given.By the way.Dr. Phil, what?And just shut up.That's the, you know,
I don't mean to harp on this, but I meet people all the time and I talk to people, everybody's got problems in their relationships.And the main problem that I see a lot is, and Maury's so guilty of this, is everybody has to be an expert.
You can't just let the person you're with have a thought.You immediately, as soon you hear something that they're into, or a way that they've changed.
Everybody just runs online and you read the first website that's there and then you need to become an expert on something.So you can do battle.Everybody loves to do battle.And just shut up.In a relationship, just shut up sometimes.
At Kiss925 Toronto on Twitter, by the way, Sabrina says, best piece of advice for men in a relationship came from at Roz Weston.Hashtag smart man. At Mikey B says, best relationship advice ever.At my live spot says...
Life coaching with Roz and Mocha, tip for a good relationship, STFU, exclamation mark.
Just shut up every now and then, just shut, we always, we need to talk, it just always, whether it's, you're texting constantly with the person you live with or you're on the phone or you're at home and you're telling each other, you're boring each other with how terrible your days are.
When you live with somebody and they have a terrible day, You know they have a terrible day.And then what do you do when you see them for the first time?Talk about how terrible your day was.Don't do that.Just shut up.And listen.Just shut up.
Don't say anything sometimes.Sometimes you don't even need to say anything.Morrie, what are you shaking your head for?World's worst advice.Oh my God.Wow.
Is it not the whole point of being in a relationship to have an opinion?No.
Like to be able to talk or to be able to, like, I want to hear how bad Matthew's day is.
There's nothing, I don't, I completely, I think that there's nothing worse.I think sitting there and venting to your partner is a relationship killer.No, I think it's a bonding experience.No, it's not.You know what?Work sucks.
That's why they call it work.You don't have to love what you do.
and going home and ranting about your horrible day to the person that is supposed to be your home is your sanctuary you're supposed to be comfortable there you're supposed to be relaxed there nobody wants to be uh bombarded with negative energy all the time well whatever he loves to hear all about you wow anyway no but i will say if
Jenna, my fiance comes home and she had like a terrible, terrible day.I'll ask her about it.You're asking, there's a difference though.And she'll tell me about it.And so she can vent.
And I'll sit there and I'll listen.There's a difference in that.There's a difference in that.Right?Yeah.You're, you're talking with each other.You're not, she's not talking at you.She's not using you to vent.
Don't use the person that you live with to vent. But your thing about being an expert, though, is you're allowed to have an opinion.You're allowed to share an opinion.You know what, Maury?I'll tell you something.
There's nothing that I find more frustrating, as well as entertaining, than listening to two idiots sit there and try and out-expert each other on something that they each know nothing about.
Last night, Matthew thought his appendix burst.Okay. And I was telling him it didn't burst.Right.He was googling online.I'm like, no, if your appendix burst, you'd be in a lot more pain than you are now.Why are you fighting about that?
Because his appendix didn't burst.You're not an expert, though.I think I can know between burst and not burst, between pain and just lying there going, oh, I have gas.
But when it's not you? You'd be in pain.This is what kills me in relationship.Two idiots sitting there arguing over something that neither of them know anything about.And it ruined your night and you spent way too much time talking about that.
You're not an expert.Don't pretend to be an expert.Just shut up.It doesn't take an expert to know that it would hurt more.I'm telling you when you're in a relationship.
Do yourself a favor the person you live with and every now and then just shut but isn't he with me for my smart?No Mori nobody is Please people just shut up
So what's funny is more you disagree.
Well, I still disagree.I think that you need to have some sort of an outlet.
And if you can't, you know, share your feelings with the person you live with, like I'm, there are times where Matthew will complain about his day and I'll complain about my day.
And I think it's, that's awesome because there's no better bonding than helping someone through something.
There you go.Look at that.
I like that.And with all due respect.Oh no, here we go.It hasn't hindered anything at home.Okay, well props to that.That hasn't hindered anything.
Other things have though.All right, Maria, you're up next.
Okay.Maria, where did you learn how to kiss?
I don't think I was taught.I think I just did it.
Okay.Well, if you were around and 1911 Okay, you would have been very thankful for this lesson.Here's a clip from 2013 on a lesson on how to kiss from 1911 Rosin mocha retro 2013 What is this thing from this how to kiss a girl Maury?
Okay, hold on here.Explain.It's instructions on how to kiss a girl from 1911.But where, though?Like, is it government issued?Is it from the military?Like, who wrote this?
No, it's like a Cosmo magazine from back then, like a women's magazine.
It's like, here's what you need to know on how to kiss.It says, uh, copyright 1911 by the Common Sense Gum Company.
Common Sense Gum Company!
Whatever that is. Okay, so just in case you're wondering here.There's no way that you're gonna do this on Mori, is there, Moko?
Well, no, it's for the show.So I should just go ahead and read it then?No.Okay, so it reads... Stand facing her.That's step number one, obvious.Number two is... Hang on.
Nothing screams 1911 then point number two on how to kiss a girl So point number one stand facing her point number two do not tell her your intentions Point number three.Oh, thank you This is what the world was like in 1911
Okay, so, again, point number two, stand facing her.Very basic.Point number two, do not tell her your intentions.Point number three, do not ask permission.
No, so don't tell her what you're doing and don't ask permission You just take it now look dreamily into her eyes.
That's point number four You may hold her right hand in your right hand if you wish that's very specific for something that seems It is it is well
Hold on at this point it is well to sigh a couple of times about this stage of the game Whisper softly that her rosebud lips remind you of Cupid's bow Babe your rosebud lips remind me of Cupid's bow Yeah She will probably drop her eyes and blush when you say that probably place your fingers on
Your left hand under her chin and tilt her head back slightly Draw her gently towards you do not hurry gaze deeply in the love lights Which slumber in her eyes?What does that mean?I don't know sigh once more and
Incline your head towards hers until your lips, but wait!Do not kiss her until you know that she uses Listerine Pepsim gum.The only antiseptic gum in the world, the only chewing gum that makes a safe kiss.
If she is a Listerine Pepsim gum girl, then go ahead and kiss her. People were so easily fooled back then, huh?Like, I'm convinced, if I had a time machine right now, I could go back to 1911, and in a week I'd be a millionaire.You know?
People were just so stupid.They really were.They really were.People were so easily fooled.
Well, just judging by that, of course.
I guess what they're saying is that it's an antiseptic gum, so I think that this really is, this whole ad, it has to do with herpes.
Saying that, hey, if you chew antiseptic gum, don't worry about it, even if she has a herpes on her mouth, you won't get it because the antiseptic gum clears all that up.
That's what I think they're really trying to say, but in 1911, you can't put herpes on a poster, so they just did one of these.
Has anyone taken that advice?
I mean, it's the same way we kiss now, right?
I don't know.I don't know, but I mean... More, you have Sunday kiss or is it Sunday hug?Sunday hug.
Oh my God, I tried to Spider-Man kiss Matthew yesterday.It didn't happen.
Okay, I have, I'm gonna, I shouldn't ask.No, no, no, I know what the Spider-Man kiss is, but like... Where were you hanging from?
Oh, Matthew was lying on the couch, and I sort of, like, his head was on the couch pillow, and I came over him.Right.And he thought, I think I came in too, like, unannounced, and it scared the crap out of him.
So you looked more like a gremlin versus Spider-Man.
Yeah.Better luck next time.So the kiss didn't even happen at all?No.Oh, he just said get away from me.
Yeah.Oh, okay. She was like, ah.
Damn.All right.Well, ending on that note, that's another episode of the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast.Again, thank you so much for listening.Feel free to share your moments with us that you'd love for us to relive, and we'll do that on an episode.
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