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The Roz and Mocha Show. Between Roz and Mocha, who is your favorite?You guys are so funny, man.Congratulations, Lisa!Wow!
You just won $1,000.That is amazing!Y'all just made my entire morning.Keep it up.
You guys are awesome, man.This is the Roz and Mocha Show podcast.
Yo, Avi.Hey, what's up, Mocha?WTF, Avi?Avi texted and said, hey, Roz, you're my favorite now.It was Mocha for the past 14 and a half years.
Oh, wow.Well, it all happened after King of Finns, man.Oh, my God.
Yeah, he choked against Shem, and I just like, I couldn't respect him after that.Yeah, I don't blame you, dude.
Shut up, Shem.I beat Shem in a race and stuff.God, people are so fickle.I know.Could you imagine somebody saying, I don't like you anymore because you lost bowling?
No, no, it's not just he lost, he choked against the chair.
He had that game.You lost respect.Yep, I did.
So it was that moment that changed everything?
Yeah, man, that was it.And afterwards too, you just became sort of like a sore loser, always rubbing it in Cheesecake's face.
What are you talking about?Don't get too excited there, Cheesecake. Yo, applause.Oh, damn.Is there anything I can do to redeem myself and claim that top spot again, Avi?
Challenge Cheesecake to another competition and beat him again.You have any ideas?No, not really.That'll be up to you guys, but I just need you to beat him and like really beat him.
Wait a second.So I understand Mocha is no longer your favorite, but you seem very hostile towards Shem.Yeah, what the hell, man?
I'm not.I'm not.I think Mocha's a better athlete overall, so I was just really disappointed that he lost to Shumway there.
Yeah, this was I. But, you know.Winners win, man.What can I say?All right, Avi.Thanks for the call, guys.
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I gotta address something.What?I'm kind of pissed.At? Cheesecake.
I knew it.I knew it too.I knew it.I knew it was going to be something cheesecake.
No, you know why?So it was like one thing that happened last week and I let it go because it was part of the roast.Oh, okay.
But like compounded over time.Okay. And then we got a call this week from a guy named Avi, who's a super fan, who said I used to be his favorite on the show.And then switched to you, Roz, that you're the favorite on the show.
And we asked him why, and he said this.
Yeah, he choked against Shem, and I guess, like, I couldn't respect him after that.
in the King of Pins, the bowling match between Shem and I back in May that Shem won.Dominated, by the way.
But I don't think that he was out of line saying that you choked, right?It wasn't.But still.I know, I get it, I get it, but I don't think he was being mean.
But still.And then during the roast, I'm glad you said roast, Shem, again,
You know, Mocha's a hard guy to roast.You know, I don't want to start with a bunch of short jokes, but with you, it's really hard not to go low, Mocha.
Okay, so it's always with the short jokes, right?That's not nice.But that's the thing, that's like, that's the only ammo that you have.
And like, even like, off the radio, when we're not like, here having fun, every now and then, pass by in the hallway and like, always like, a short joke or whatever.Oh, I didn't see you there.
I got back in the lab.Again, we're doing this again.I got back in the lab. Opened my Apple Notes, started just going bars.Just started writing lines.
If you remember, not that long ago, we went through a series of diss tracks on this show.Oh, Lord.Right?Yeah.So that's how this started, is Mocha came in one day and said that he was in the lab.Yeah, and this is what happened last time.
Hey, Mocha on the beat, ho, Shem slow Please, bro, look at me, done, no Man down, call the ambulance, tell him, breathe, bro Cheesecake, cheesesteak, he needs some sleep, though Didn't Shem win this rap battle challenge, though?I did.
Yo, Maria, I'm just saying.So I got another one.Winner's the winner.Are y'all ready?Here we go.Ladies and gentlemen, Shem, pay attention, sir.
Maybe in this song, you shouldn't start by saying... No, I'm not saying it, I'm here because I'm mad.
Cheesecake, now you're done, finito, it's bad.No more of this bull**** friendly or jab.I'm a son, you for real, you be calling me dad.This is gonna be bad, it's gonna be bad.
Yeah, drop, drop, drop, drop Shammy dropped again, fell asleep standing up Shammy dropped again, mocha aim for the head top, uh I didn't wanna have to do this to you, Shammy By the end, you'll be crying for your mommy Skin like an elephant, it be so ashy Cocoa butter can't save you, you nasty Come at me, you gon' have to be real crafty Still talk about my height, you gon' really see
You know I'm real with it, now you wanna test me?Cheesecake lovin' ass, I'm about to spill the tea Axe body spray, you use too much, you're carefree Shouldn't care about that butt though, it's stinky Drink too much apple juice, what, are you three?
I'm a nice guy, really, but you ain't sh** to me Your career over here, you should
Thank me, I'll get begging for attention from older ladies Got no game, get choked up cause you can't breathe Think you can sing fam, the props are just make-believe And your raps, yeah they trash, you should just leave Say I got no skills, but when I'm done you gotta grieve I see you lurking, watching, really wanna be me Only thing shining through them teeth is jealousy Cried so much as a kid and it really shows
You look confused, now what's up?Yeah, you done though.That look on your face, yo, he just froze.Glitching the matrix, crony, keeping you on your toes.Yeah, one trick, pony, you got no more steam.Only talk about my height, is that how extreme?
You go with your diss tracks off like ice cream.So embarrassed now, take a pic and say cheese. Yeah, drop, drop, drop, drop.Shemmy dropped again, fell asleep standing up.Shemmy dropped again, Mocha aimed for the head top.
Uh, I didn't wanna have to do this to you, Shemmy.
That's a gunshot.I know that seemed uncalled for that whole thing When he said that you didn't matter to him I always thought there was lines that we don't cross in here, and I can't breathe.Well.
We all know that that's true That part's true, but I okay so apparently there's no lines anymore.
Oh, and don't read the text oh
Apparently there's no lines.I don't even know what, I don't even know what to say.You just sat there and wrote that?
You had that in a tuck ready to go?How hurt are you?I find it interesting that, because you had been stewing about this obviously for a while then, right?Not really.
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So we're a couple of minutes past Mocha roasting Shem again.Mocha went into the, what'd you call it, the lab?Went in the lab last night and for some reason had a real hard time with Shem and wanted to just lay down a track and flame him hard.
And you went in, like you really, really went in.
Do you want to play two seconds of it just to remind people?Can we do that or no?Okay.
Yeah, drop, drop, drop, drop.Shammy dropped again, fell asleep standing up.Shammy dropped again, mocha aim for the head top.I didn't want to have to do this to you, Shammy.By the end, you'll be crying for your mommy.Anyway.
Okay, let's read some.Do you have some text over there?Not really.No?Okay.
Maria, I forgot that you have access to the...
I feel sorry for you, Mocha.You started something you won't be able to finish.
Mocha got extreme little man syndrome.Poor Sham.Mocha, that was uncalled for.Cheesecake needs to respond. Mocha went off.
Okay, first of all, every story needs a villain, Mocha, right?We all know that.Every story needs a villain.I'm a huge fan of fight movies, right?Boxing, Rocky, all those movies.And in all those fight movies, there's always a guy, the hero.
who goes out and just gets his ass kicked in one round, and then he goes back to the corner, and everybody in his corner is like, bro, you just need to walk away at this point, right?You just need to walk away.It didn't work out for you today.
Just walk away.And then that guy convinces them to let him go back out there for one more round, because he's got something left in the tank, right?
That is literally the conversation that I just had with Shem on text, right before we went on the radio here. Wait, what?He was like, put me back in.And I was like, we got other stuff we got to do.And Shem's like, no, put me back in.
And so I don't know what Shem has planned.Oh, you mean right now?
I know nothing.Right now, Shem?Let me explain something to you, Mocha.When you're a lyricist like I am, you come prepared.So I kind of anticipated when we were beefing way back when that you might try to come at me again.
What I anticipated that you might so I had I had something prepared in the tuck ready to go in case you did something just like this I want you to listen to this clap back mocha.Okay.
It's by an artist Yola you really love check this out.Oh
Man, oh man, you just don't learn, huh?I told you, if you come for the king, you better not miss.And guess what?Mocha gutters again.
Can you believe this? You know the gutter ball, did I remind you of something?Yeah, I know that hurt.You say you're thinking too small, kind of like your hats and your shirts.I'm a lyrical god, and I can switch up my flows.
I can make you never want to rap again.I'm a demon, you know.Yeah, I'm the tribal chief.Yeah, you lost that spot.Don't let me see you in my room, boy.Get off my block.You better drop this now.Let this be the end.
Hey, ops, look what I just did to my friend.When you dealing with Shem, yo, I'm going to take them gloves Guys yeah, that was so mean The Ross and mocha show podcast podcast
Rada, it's Raza Mocha, how are you?
I'm good, how are you guys?
Good.Do you want me to read this text that you sent or do you wanna just say it yourself?
I can say it myself.I was on Disney Plus the other day and I was scrolling and the ad came up and I'm like, oh my gosh, that looks exactly like Raz.And I was super excited because I'm like, is it like him hosting something?And I clicked on it
And it wasn't Roz, it was a TV show for, um, a TV show called The Old Man.
Yo, Jeff Bridges!Yo, do you watch his show, Shem?
Oh, I do.It's great.It's fantastic.Also, John Lithgow's on that.Oh, yeah?Okay.Great, great show.
So, does, in your opinion, Shem, because you watch his show, does Jeff Bridges look like Roz, or does Roz look like Jeff Bridges?
I think that's a compliment.
Yo, I'm looking at this poster for the show, this ad for the show.Yeah, I could see that.I could absolutely see that. So did you start, Radha, did you start watching the show?
I did start watching the show.I would have if Roz wasn't in it.
Why does it have to be called The Old Man?
You know, like, you could have said any, Jeff Bridges could have started anything.I love Jeff Bridges.I've always loved Jeff Bridges.But like, you could have started anything.
But it's like, if somebody says, hey, you know, there's this like cool movie called like, you know, like, you know, like Rugged and ****.Right?And the guy, and you can bleep that out.That's fine.People know what I mean.
Um, you know, and they were like, and they were like, the guy in the poster looked just like Roz.I'd be like, okay, cool.That's Jeff Bridges.
And then we'd be like, hey, Shem, are you watching Rugged and ****?
He'd be like, it's awesome.
Oh, my finger hovering on this blue button.All right, Rada.So, uh, yeah.In the old man, that is Jeff Bridges.That is not our Roz Weston.
OK, thank you for the clarification.
Thank you.I was going to ask, how long have you been listening to The Roz & Mocha Show for?
Since like 2016, since I started working.
OK.And between Roz and Mocha, who's your favorite?Mocha!Next one, next one.Radha, we love you.Have a great day.
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What's going on?How's everybody's Halloween last night?Chaotic.So boring.
That's a wild thing.So we're all sending pictures back and forth in the group chat, right?And Roz is sending a picture of his neighborhood and it looks like chaos.There's stuff everywhere.People have their houses.
It looks like when you walk into an amusement park that's holding a, They're Halloween night.
My neighborhood's nuts.My neighborhood, and I know Maria lives not too far away from where I live.Maria said her neighborhood, your neighborhood was dead, right?
Well, I think I gave candy to six or eight kids.Like that was the max.Done by seven.
Our neighborhood was like decent, not busy. And I went out and I bought extra candy because I thought we were gonna run out.And the weather was gorgeous, so I thought all the kids were gonna be out.There was no rain.Perfect.
We didn't have a lot of kids.Like, by the end of it, like... I think, Nate, we were inside by eight o'clock.
Yeah, we were also inside by a little after eight, but that was only because we had enough chips and chocolate for 575 kids.
And we were done out, cleaned out by eight o'clock.
You had more than 500 kids show up.
That's why.I wish my street was like that though.
That's so festive.They come in packs of 10, right?
And that's all it is.So you're doing 10 at a time.Imagine just doing like 10 kids at a time, 10 kids at a time, 10 kids at a time.And there's no lull in between kids.It's 10 kids at a time.And my doorbell rang.Rang.
We just set up a table outside in the driveway.
Kids went from school to my neighborhood.
But it was still light outside for like three hours.
4 p.m.is when I had my first kid.What?4 p.m.is when I had my first kid.
But the sun didn't go down until like six something.They went from school, right?
Because they know, I guess because they know about your street.And then 4.30, I'm already sitting on the stoop because the parents are bringing their babies.
Which I can understand, I mean 4.30 is a little early but I get the babies, you know, they gotta go to bed, whatever.
So 4.30 to 5 is the babies?Like literally, when I say babies, I mean like not even able to walk yet.I mean kid in a stroller, baby in a stroller.
Oh we had a couple of those.
Where they put the bucket on the baby's lap and the baby's like, laaah.
So who's eating the candy?The parents!
Also, I don't know who it was in in my neighborhood, but rocks went trick-or-treating with two of her girlfriends They all went to the same houses Okay, and somebody on my street has taken like the whole trick-or-treat to another level Okay, because they got back to our place and they were all going through their candy.
They all did the same houses, right? My kid, bag full of candy.Friend number one, bag full of candy.Friend number two, bag full of candy, but also a potato.
Stop.Oh my God.French fries.
So somebody was stealthily putting potatoes in kids' bags, which was really great.
I did not, no.No, I did not.There was no time for that.
Then why was everyone walking by and being like, yo, let's go to the house with the gargoyles sitting on the steps?
Why would you do that?I'm like, bro, that's not cool.That's the house.The roast is over, man.There's the gargoyle again, he's out.Oh, Shem, you don't think the roast is over, Shem?Hold on, let me get my file.
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So it was Halloween and damn it, Maury, out in the streets.What a gorgeous night last night too.They were calling for rain between six and 9 p.m.
It was a Wednesday, it was wonderful.Hey, Maury, can you find out the last time Halloween happened on a Friday the 13th for me?
Yeah.Look that up, please, while we do this.It was so mild.
I opened Google.And then I got it.Also, you didn't start typing yet?
So, damn it, Morrie, I was in the streets last night, and we have here for you... Two very opposite ends of the spectrum.Okay.When it comes to who Mori talked to.
We have Mori down in the gay village.Oh.Asking a certain set of questions to people on the streets there.Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.And then he went to a neighborhood full of kids.Okay.And talked to kids and asked them a different set.Interesting.
Important that it was different questions.
Well, yeah.We'll start out in the village.Yeah! Happy Gaylloween!Happy Gaylloween!
Who would be better in bed?A ghost, a zombie, or a witch, and why?
Ooh, the ghost, because they get all their, like, ectoplasm everywhere.
A witch, because I feel like they'd be kinky.They're just so dark and mysterious.
Talk dirty to me.Ooh, um, ooh, you've been a bad boy.The afterlife won't be nice to you.Can ghosts have babies?Yeah, well, the one, mama ghost is a daddy ghost, you know, they get together and they end up producing a ghost.
Alright, who would be better in bed?A ghost, a zombie, or a witch, and why?
Probably a ghost, because, you know, you don't really have to do much, you can just lay back and let it happen.
I'd say witch, because of the broom, you could get... Okay, pretend you're a ghost damn talk dirty to me.Oh, baby.
I want to possess you You've been a bad boy the afterlife won't be nice to you Guys
Left that neighborhood yeah, I found a neighborhood full of kids and asked them a different set of questions It's Demet Mori and What's one question you've always wanted to ask a ghost
What happened to you to turn into a ghost?How much money do you have?
Why do you think they have money?
Because when they die, they keep their bank account.
Okay, if a zombie was going to chop off one of your legs or arms, which would you rather?
Probably my left arm.Because you can walk, but you can't, like, do as many activities.
Tell me about the last scary dream you had.
I was in a green corridor, and then there were these monsters on the sides, and then they kept jumping at me.
Who do you think has worse breath, a ghost or a zombie?
A zombie.Why?Because they eat the dirty people's armpits.
Where do ghosts go to the bathroom?
On the trees.There's no way to flush.Yeah, the trees will take it in.
Give me the best impression of a killer rabbit.If a zombie was going to chop off one of your legs or arms, which would you rather lose?
My legs.Why?Because I don't want to lose my arms.Because if I lose my arms, I wouldn't be able to, like, touch anything or pick up my stuff.
We're going to say Happy Halloween creepily.Ready?
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Man, the biggest prank was pulled on the folks in Dublin, Ireland on Halloween.It was advertised on social that there was gonna be this massive Halloween party that took place on the streets.
And literally thousands of people showed up, lined both sides of the streets.People were dressed up, families had their kids out there and waited and waited and waited and no parade actually
took place, there was a website called My Spirit Halloween that started going viral around Dublin for announcing that this big parade was gonna happen.Turns out the website was based in Pakistan, the whole thing was a hoax.
And it took people about maybe about an hour to realize and then start dispersing. Police put out a statement saying, contrary to information being circulated online, no Halloween parade is scheduled to take place.
And then they asked people to disperse safely.And there's a couple of videos.The one that I saw today was literally just thousands of people standing there waiting, kids and everything on both sides of the street.So sad.Well, that happens a lot.
And a lot of this stuff comes from 4chan, right?That like trolling site.They're the ones that did Harambee. Oh, right, yeah.They're the ones that got kids eating Tide Pods.Are they really?I didn't know that.Yeah, all of that stuff came from 4chan.
Like, they're just like, it's expert trolls.There was a Netflix documentary on there where they were talking about all the... the times that they've trolled people.And it's really crazy how it catches off.4chan.4chan, sorry.
And they're experts at doing it.They just change the conversation into something else and it happens so fast.
But how does it go from one post or one reply or something?
Because it's never one post.It's like they know how to get things into people's feeds.They have all the bots and everything else.And then they start chattering about it, right?So it's like everybody buys into it. It just floods and spreads, I guess.
And then that chatter becomes, it starts to look authentic after a while.And then the next thing you know, you got in Ireland, a thousand people there waiting for a Halloween parade that never existed.
Yeah, that documentary, by the way, is called the Anti-Social Network.The Anti-Social Network.That's what it is.What's the big hoax from that that they said that they did?I don't remember what the big one was.
And I didn't even know at the time until we started watching, until I started watching the documentary what the big hoax was that they did.
That they got like one specific region or did they get like the world?Was it a pizza gate?
Wasn't that it?Yeah, that was one of them.What was pizza gate?
The whole thing where they were talking about the pedophiles of Washington And then they said it was all in the basement of this pizza restaurant and some guy showed up with a gun No, because it yeah, like it was it was massive like it was this huge thing and they just start this stuff for Chanda for Chanda
And they're just complete trolls, right?And the same thing was, like, they were the guys behind Anonymous, you know, that, like, group collective.It was all them just behind it.Like, they're all just trolls.And this is what they do.
They do expert-level trolling.Like, I heard of 4chan before, but I just thought it was just, like, a social network. Much like what Twitter, Instagram or anything else is.I didn't know it was for like bad reasons.
It's a bare bones message board for like people who are extremely online.And they have like, they'll just do this stuff.
Like there was one other trend on social a couple of years ago where it was like, they got people to start shaving their heads for somebody who was dealing with cancer or whatever it was.But like that person never existed.
Right and then they just had teenagers shaving their heads and like that's a win for them Right like the troll expert like when you're trolled to that level, you don't even know Yeah, and then that's the one you don't even know like you have no you have no idea And then you wind up with your kid on Halloween night when they should be trick-or-treating waiting for a parade that doesn't exist What I find ridiculous is that nobody in that town from like City Council was like yo, there's no parade
Like, there's no permits.There's no, where are they set up?Like, y'all just waited on the street, but like, nobody walked down a little bit to be like, where's all the floats?Like, where's all the people?Yeah, where are they all coming from?
Where's the start of the parade?Yeah, I want to be at the very beginning of the parade.Where's the parade start?Like, nobody did that.
They all just lined up because something on social media said, just go and line up and watch the crazy Halloween parade.And it works.And it works all the time.
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How did we miss this episode of a TV show that Dan Memorial was on last week?Were you doing more acting more?
Yeah.What was it?It's called My Haunted Hometown.
I love it.Were you the thing that was haunting people or were you just reacting?
Yes, I was.I was a scary bunny.
Had a mask and everything.Yeah. So the network is T and E. Oh, I know them.And I found out that they're gonna re-air this episode on November 22nd, if you wanna make note of that, because it aired last week, right?Yeah.
So November 22nd, they're re-airing this episode of My Haunted Hometown that Dammit Maury's featured in, 10 p.m.by the way.
And what is the premise of it, Maury?
So there is a bunny that can transform itself into like people.And it's like, I guess like a transporter bunny.
Before we get to the clip of Maury on this TV show, let's revisit.That's so long to get ready for this.Let's revisit a couple of other TV shows that Damian Murray's made guest appearances on. like Frankie Drake Mysteries.
Just watch yourself, honey.
Thanks for the tip.Have you seen Sellers?
Okay.Hey, hey, right there.
Eleven seconds on Frankie Drake mysteries.
Also Murdoch mysteries.The station hasn't received a single call today.Not one complaint.No littering, no loitering, not even any lollygagging.
Best of the day to you, Inspector.See?
Hey!Best of the day to you, Inspector!So out of the 13 seconds on that clip, David Mori had three seconds just to say, Best of the day to you, Inspector!
However, when our friends over at Private Eyes, Jason Priestley, invited David Mori to be a guest on that show, he had like full, full dialogue.Are you gonna talk to us or are you gonna talk to me?Were you a lawyer in that show?
No, no, no.I was the guy that was being accused.
That's what it was.No, but what did you do?Oh, we're actually at home.I think you say it in this clip.
You can talk to us or you can talk to the cops.
Your choice.Look. I was just the front man.The front man?All I had to do was smile and say the right things on camera.And when the deal was awarded, I got paid and left.
You're saying that Trafalgar paid you to be pretend CEO.Why would they do that?
You don't get it.There is no Trafalgar.But their website is... It's fake, along with everything else.The carbon neutral processing plant, the hybrid electric recycling trucks, the forest restoration project.
They just did whatever they needed to to win the bid. That's a lot of lines.That's a lot of lines.
Fake CEO of a waste management company.Did you have to do all that in one take?Yeah.How many times did it take you?
One take.One take.Jason screwed up all the time.
You're such a liar.I'll call Jason right now.A wasteman on the TV show, a wasteman in real life.Okay, so before we get to the clip that aired on television for this show called My Haunted Hometown, which by the way is on T&E,
I'm gonna play for you the behind the scenes.Oh, okay.The director directing Maury on what to do.And you are, your character again is what, Maury?And you're wearing what?
I'm like a full bunny costume, like scary bunny.I'm like a haunted bunny.
So he's got like a head, you don't see his face at all because he's got the head piece on and everything, okay?
We ready to go?Yeah.You wanna call action, Sarah?
Sure.Let's roll.Okay, rolling and ready.And action on standing there.
So the first thing, honestly, that I want you to do is just look at the camera, and because you can't do any facial acting, just do some screams for us.Better!Louder!
Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!
Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!
Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder!Louder
Oh, that was perfect.Can you do that exact voice louder?Do that again?
Okay.Wow.Jesus, Maury.And they needed a little bit more.
So, just like, so back away and walk towards the back end.Make evil noises.Rawr.
Rawr. No, no, I'm okay.I'm just gonna sit for 30 seconds.
So that took all the wind out of Mori.Wow, Mori exhausted.I need to see.Guys, guys, I need my chair.I need my chair.So you had to scream and then... How many times did it make you scream?
Like a lot?Oh, it was like a half hour.
And then, and then come here... I tasted blood.So then, they put together the promo.Oh!Featuring this scene and Dammit Mori.Okay.And in this promo, you will hear Dammit Mori. Woke up one night.
Oh, by the way, this also, it's the promo, but this is the scene that ended up running in its entirety on the show as well.
Woke up one night.And in the hall, I saw the teddy chair that's always there that my grandpa made.And I went into the bathroom.And came out of the bathroom. That's what I see.The teddy was staring directly at me.
This physical thing, this chair, turned by itself.
When we see objects that are being moved in such a way where there doesn't really seem any rhyme or reason, it's almost like that spirit that's trying to get his attention, but also trying to showcase, I'm a powerful being.
The next step might be some degree of physical attack.
What okay was he at the end This is what they use from Tamimori in the television show my haunted hometown
Is that even your voice?No.It's not.No.That's not your voice?No, that was a different character.
Oh my god, what?So you got caught?
Yeah.Are you the guy in the suit?You can see me, like I'm behind this chair sort of rocking it and I sort of walk to it like back and forth in front of the camera.
But you don't see your face because you got the mask on.And you don't hear me.So that wasn't your scream?
If you want to just see David Muir.
Somebody get more of his chair, please.
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Tasha, welcome to Raz and Mocha's Hell of a Story, Halloween edition.Tasha, when and where does your Hell of a Story take place?
Let's say 2011 or 12 in Queens, New York.So when I was a teenager, my bedroom was in the attic of my parents' house. And one night, I go to sleep like any other night, and I proceed to have one of the wildest experiences I've ever had, right?
So I go to sleep, I wake up within the dream, and there's a woman standing in the corner of my room.She's very obviously a ghost.Like, you can see through her.I don't know this woman.She looks like from olden times.
She's kind of overweight.She's wearing a colonial dress.It's very obviously ghosty.She's like, hey, would you mind playing with my son?He needs someone to play with.He has no friends.I'd really love for someone to play with him.
In my head, I'm thinking, this is a dream.Let's ride the wave, right?So I'm like, yeah, let's do it.
Tasha, at this point, you know that you're dreaming.
It's, like, very obviously a dream.It feels dreamy.Like, it's hazy.She's, like, a see-through woman.It just feels... It's giving dream, you know?
I don't know if you ever had an experience like that, where you know you're dreaming, but I've had moments, like, where I'm like... It happens to me all the time.
I'm, like, I get night terrors like crazy.
So she asks you, hey, can you play with my son?
She's like, can you play with my son?And I'm like, sure.As I say yes, pan to the right of my bedroom, a little boy appears, equally as ghosty, see-through, dressed in colonial, like olden times.He has like a little bow tie.
It's very just like, oh, out of place, right? So he walks over to my bed.He's like, let's play arm wrestling.I'm like, sure.Like he's a little boy.That makes sense.Like, let's play arm wrestling.You know, he puts his hand in my hand.
His hand is ice cold, but I can like feel the weight of his hand.
So you're not like, you're not going through him or anything like this.Like you can actually get a grip.
His hand is on my hand, holding my hand.
We're kind of, you know, we're doing the arm wrestling thing.I'm pushing his hand.He's pushing my hand, but no one's really winning.And so I'm like, come on, like push my hand down.And he pins my hand down with like force.
And then he like drops his head a bit and gets this sick grin on his face, like huge.And he goes, you don't want to play this game with me. And I'm like, I don't know what that means.Like, what do you mean?Like, let's continue.
Like, let's play arm wrestling.And so I kind of pick our hands back up, reset the arm wrestling.He digs his nails like into the webbed part of my hand.
and starts pushing my hand into the mattress going, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.Freaked me out.I ripped my hand away.And as I ripped my hand away, he saw it.He's like staring at me with that grin and
becomes a huge cloud of smoke.And I know that sounds crazy, but stick with me for a second.He becomes this cloud of smoke.I remember jumping out in the dream, and I wake up in real life, but I'm standing fully on my feet, and I'm away from my bed.
Nothing.It's daytime.And what do you feel?I feel the scratches of his fingernails on my hand, like red hot.
And did you look at your hand and were there scratches?
I looked at my hand, but nothing was there.But I felt the sensation of the scratch.So I freak out.I run out of my bedroom.It's in the attic.So I have some I have ways to go.So I like run down the stairs.
I go to the kitchen and my mom and my sister are in the kitchen. My mom is a very spiritual woman, very religious.We grew up Roman Catholic.So we always have holy water in the house.My family's Haitian, so we're constantly blessing the house.
And so I'm like, Mom, I just had the craziest dream.Oh my God, this is what happened.I was standing.And so usually my mom is with the sh**. She's like, sure, I'll go bless this room or bless your car or whatever.
This time she was like, the holy water is right behind you.Grab some salt and you're going to go do it yourself.And so I'm like, whatever, like, I'll do it.So I go upstairs and I have the holy water in one hand and I have the salt in my other hand.
I have like the holy water in a bottle.I'm just like, you know, throwing the holy water around, throwing the salt around.I get to my bed and I throw the salt And it sizzles.
As soon as it hits the mattress, it goes... I think I teleported down those stairs.I flew out of my bedroom.
When you say sizzle, like bacon in a frying pan sizzle?
Like bacon in a frying pan.Like my body in hell.That's how I felt.
Okay, so you teleport downstairs.
And I'm freaking out.I'm screaming.I'm like, I'm not going back up there until you guys douse this house. in holy water.I am not entering that room again.Full boycott of the bedroom.A few days later, my mom got a priest.
He came and blessed the house from the attic to the basement.And I never had an issue like that ever again in my life.
But did you do any research to see who would have lived in that house centuries ago or years ago to figure out who the lady ghost and her kid were?
You know, I never did.It was like, it was like 2010, 2012 when this was going on.That never occurred to me at the time to like research the history of my house.And I definitely want to find out a way to see the history of this house.
See if anybody died in there because that was a unforgettable moment.
Do your folks still live in that house?
Yeah.My parents still live in the house.
No, and no problems for them.
That was one hell of a story.
Here's why I would never be in this situation.One, I'm not a religious guy, but if somebody ever said, hey, can you watch my kid and just play with him?I'd be like, no.
No, absolutely.Because you're a sane person. You have sense.That's why.
Kasia, you are the best.Big up, Queens.Thank you very much for joining us on The Raws & Mocha Show today.
Oh, thank you guys so much.This was fun.
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Everyone putting up their trees this weekend?I thought about it.Christmas tree?Yeah.We're doing it tonight.No.
Are you really?I thought about it, yeah.
I am excited that the clocks are turning back, though.
Oh, yeah.Clocks go back Saturday night into Sunday, 2 a.m.
So we get that extra hour, huh?Are you going out this weekend, Maria?
Are you going to a club on Saturday?
Okay, and then, do you normally do that, like, on this particular weekend when the clocks go back?
No, but for some reason, I have been out multiple times on this day.
Yeah, just throughout the years.
But my group chat was laughing about the time change last night.
And what's everyone saying?How many people in the group chat?
Okay.What time is last call now?2 a.m.Is it 2 still?
No, no, some of them are 4.
Early Mercy is four.I know that.I know, there's a bunch of them.I can't remember.I know Early Mercy is four.
So you guys are going, so is the plan that you're all gonna stay out an extra hour?
That's a lot, man.And what time do you get to that club?
Oh, you don't usually go until like quarter to midnight.Quarter to midnight?
What are you doing before then?
Pre-drinking, bro.Oh my God.That's so crazy to me. Getting there just before midnight.That's wild.I can't even relate to that, because you have to understand, when I was in my hardcore, hardcore days when I would go out, last call was 1 a.m., right?
before it switched to two.
So you couldn't get to a bar at midnight.Could you guys imagine Roz at a bar at 4 a.m.?Oh my God.
No, no, no, I mean like now.Oh, now?
Yeah, one night when they were booking a reservation for a table, they asked us what time and I said 1130.Yeah.
No, no, I just, I don't even, like, I would be so angry.Angry?Yeah, I would just not have, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't have a good time.At 4am?
Yeah, I would just be so pissy, like, I would just, like, I don't want to be around anybody who's actually enjoying, like... Enjoying themselves?Yeah, I've, I've, no... Nice sentence, bro. I have no interest in any of that.I used to love that a lot.
It could be 4 a.m., it could be 4 p.m.He don't want to be around.I can't do it every weekend though.Like even myself, like I can't, like this is once like every so often.Like I don't go to clubs very often.
When I used to go out, it was minimum four nights a week, right?Minimum, minimum four nights a week.It was Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, right?Minimum.
And then you would go last call and then go to like some after hours somewhere, get home around three. Like, that was it.It was four nights a week for as long as you could sustain it.
And now, your Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday?
First of all, I don't do anything, or at least I try.My goal is to not do anything.Always, my goal is to not do anything.But, you know, I have a family, so I have to be a participant in my family, right?
Otherwise, you look like... Something's going on. Well, no, you don't.You're trying to escape?No, you don't look like you're trying to escape.You look like you don't love them.
He looks like he's Scrooge.What about the heart grows fonder when you're away? I don't want to leave my family.
I'm trying to justify your ways, bro.Right?But my kid's 14 now and I know there's only a couple more years left before she wants to start doing stuff where we're going to be out of the house at midnight.
And I'm like, I don't know how cool I am with that right now.You won't even know, you fall asleep at like nine o'clock, bro.I do my best to try and fall asleep at nine o'clock and then I always fail at it, but I do my best.
Like I just don't like- Are you going to take her up for the first drink? When she's 19?
I don't even think that, I don't even think kids want to drink anymore, to be honest with you.Really?No, no.She's never expressed any interest in that life.Maybe she will at 19.
Maybe she's my generation.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know.She's not had Kahlua.
Bro, you're gonna introduce someone?
Alcoholics drink and get a Kahlua?You loser!
Oh God That's what she would never drink again or a brown mix it with milk.You would never she would never drink again You do not introduce you don't you don't have somebody turned 19 in your life and give them a brown cow I'm like here.
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Do y'all need some Monday motivation?
Do I have a quote for you?Especially coming off of a weekend where the time changed.I know we get that extra hour, but for some people it affects them. How can that affect you negatively, though?
I don't understand.I went to bed nice and early last night.Some people, like, I don't know.
I get when you lose an hour, but who's complaining about gaining an hour?
Yeah, but it must be dark now.
Yeah, you start thinking about that.Or if you're like Maria who went out on Saturday night, you still stayed out an extra hour, so you still feel groggy the next day.
Right?But that's your own fault, though.That's not the time change's fault.
I would have left earlier if the time was right.You know, it messed me up.I don't know what time it was.
But nobody lied to you?The clock slide and goes back.No, nobody lied.It wasn't a surprise.
So if you need some muddy motivation, something to help Kickstart your day, help you get through the week, and put you into that positive mindset.Do I have a quote for you?
Yo, the way I see it, I have a chance to get rich every day I wake up.I already have one foot in the door.I just gotta think, what's my next step?My next major move is chess, not checkers.So play the game.Don't let the game play you, player.
Who the hell is that guy?Jonas Bucks! Who?Bucks!
Bucks needs to stop putting on an accent.Who's Bucks?
I literally don't say somebody's huge on IG.I've literally never heard that human being before.Same.That's Maria's next man.No, no, no, not even close.Oh, that's different then.Let me listen again.
So play the game.Don't let the game play you, player.I see that.
I see that.Now, put it to the mindset.Single Maria, right? Her next man is out here on IG spitting facts and motivation.
Yo, the way I see it, I have a chance to get rich every day I wake up.I already have one foot in the door.I just got to think, what's my next step?My next major move is chess, not checkers.So play the game.Don't let the game play you.Play your games.
Yeah, that's that's listen, man.
Like I may be the smartest man I've ever heard. You gotta, Maria, you gotta jump on this.
Oh, yeah.So excited.So play the game.Don't let the game play you, player.
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Over the weekend, the time changed.Clocks went back an hour.And anytime the time changes, It affects different people in different ways.Some people enjoy, and they're like, I feel like I got more energy.
Majority of people are like, no, I feel way more groggy, my sleep's thrown off, it takes me a few days to get back into it, or to get into a routine.Dan and Maria, how you feeling?So tired.Sharon, how you feeling?So tired.
I'm always tired, but I'm good.Oh yeah, facts.Maria, how you feeling?
Uh, I'm good now, but at like three o'clock, that's when I like plummet.
Yeah.Same.And confused.But that's every day for you.Um, Roz, how are you feeling?
I'm fine.I'm over it like a normal person.It's one hour.Takes one day to get over one hour time difference.
But that one hour affects people though sometimes.But it's, I understand, anyway. Diamond Mori hit the streets to talk to other people to find out about how the time change affected them.
As Cher once said, if I could turn back time, I wouldn't.How is the time change affecting you?
I was so tired.I came back from the club and I was just like, I feel like it's 5 a.m.and it really was just 1.So yeah, I was a little off, but it's okay.I'm catching up.I feel like I've been on a 14-hour flight to Beijing.It's just so exhausting.
I don't know how people are getting through their days.
I'm not going to lie, you look tired today.
Well, I'm a new mom, so I do feel very exhausted.I'm not going to lie.My baby woke up.She was very confused.And it meant that I basically had three hours less sleep.I'm like dying.And the baby's confused.
How did the time change affect you?I actually didn't even notice it.I didn't even realize my clocks didn't change.I just kind of went along with my day.And yeah.
The time change, how did it affect you?
It was crazy like I honestly didn't even realize that the time was going back and I was at work and it's two o'clock I'm thinking I'm gonna go on break then boom I went right back to one o'clock and I was like man and today I'm just like really tired you know I had to come in early from the night before and it's not like I got the extra hour so
Extra tired today.What is that?Like no one deserves this feeling at all.It's horrible, honestly.
The time change.How did it affect you?Well, I'm just really exhausted.I just can't keep my eyes open.I try to sit down and focus on something and My mind is just elsewhere.I haven't been able to center myself ever since the time change.
I mean, just a few minutes ago, I was trying to write an email.I couldn't even tell what I was writing.It made no sense.It was just gibberish.I just could not get my mind focused.It happens.I just don't understand it.It's only a one-hour time change.
How could it be affecting me like this?It just doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense, sir.Or is that a man?
I hate that we are enablers for those people.
Huddling them that poor girl.
She was at work was supposed to go on break and then boom time changes It's an hour back that guy felt like I just got off a 14-hour flight to Beijing What is that like no one deserves this feeling at all?The Ross and mocha show podcast podcast
Well here we are, we are finished with the month of October.Which means Shem is back with another recap song looking at... All the big events, everything that took place that we collectively may have forgot happened in the month of October.
Shem, what do you want to say about this one before we get into it?
Very busy month in October.We had lots going on.Lots.We had, you know, World Series.You had, of course, Roz's birthday.Yeah.And I will say, I think the roast is over, Roz.Oh, no.Oh, shit.
Your October recap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.I love this key-paying song.Thanksgiving, the World Series, Talking Card, A, B, and I. Old man Ross, half century W champs, New York Liberty Liam Payne, rest in peace What's that sound?
Oh no, Ross' knees Sir, can't you lean?And Milton Obama, he rapped Eminem Oh my god! Holy crap, Morta on Netflix, I'm gonna watch that.Laps and leaps began playing.On the 24th was Drake's birthday.Love is blind season 7 came out.
Now in his house's doppelganger is Oscar the Grouch.Shout to Vince, number 15.Raptors retired his jersey, be it trick or trick. Happy birthday big guy.That's your October recap.
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Did you put your Christmas tree up, Mom?I did, yeah.Oh, nice.
With decorations and everything?
Yeah?Lights and everything?
I saw a couple people in various neighborhoods, they have their lights up but not on yet.Oh, interesting.A lot of people wait until after Remembrance Day to do that.We usually do that.
I think this, depending on what the weather is going to be like this week, By the weekend, maybe next weekend, I'll start putting stuff.
So not this upcoming?You'll wait a week?
No, I will probably... No, no, no.Like this weekend, upcoming weekend, I will most likely, depending on the weather, put all the lights up, but I won't turn them on until after Remembrance Day.So next Tuesday, I can start.
I don't think I did it in any disrespect to Remembrance Day.It's just it's important.It means something to me.Yeah, sure.
And nothing to the veterans.
Believe me, if I could keep my- I have a Christmas tree up all year round.
Yeah, don't you guys still have- and lights too?
Yeah, yeah, it's on.And I put it on at night.Like- Beautiful.Yeah, yeah.But the cats have like destroyed it, so only the top half of the lights work.So I gotta get a- How's the tree though?I gotta get a new one.
I mean, I have to- the cats like to sit in it, right?So I gotta go, and every now and then I gotta go and bend the branches back up, because they're like at the-
So will you get a- like, replace that tree or leave that one for the cat- that becomes the cat's tree?It's pretty much the cat's tree.And then you get another tree to set up somewhere else.
Well, it's- it's- I don't- Because in that, eventually, that tree will become the cat's tree too.
I- And then you can be one of those houses that's got like... Within the next 10 years, you're going to have like 15 trees in there.
I can clarify something right now, but I'm afraid if I clarify something right now, I'm going to sound like a huge douche.Okay, go ahead.Okay.The tree that I'm talking about is in my other house.Oh my God.Oh God.It's at the cottage.
That's where the cat tree is.The regular tree we'll put up at some point this month.Oh, so the cat tree is at the cottage.Real bad man.
Do your staff do it for you?
No, the staff doesn't do it.No, they're off this week. Because I don't want people to think that I have like a like a ghetto busted up Christmas tree at home No, that one's it's at the other.It's at the other place.It's at the shed.It's in the shed.
Can we call it the shed?It's a busy time We're coming up to a very busy Christmas season.He needs a staff on call 24 hours a day Is that where the staff are
That's not what I'm saying.I don't have staff and they're certainly not in the shed.Okay?Damn.Jesus.
Yo, chef, if you ever get that invite, decline, bro.No!
Y'all ever watch that movie, Get Out?
I'm like, hey, you want a cup of tea?
Yeah, yeah, it's no it's no big deal Yeah, when they invite you to their house and then the first thing they do is start apologizing, you know The Ross and mocha show podcast podcast
I watched some show last night.No, I watched the movie last night.Oh, it was the worst movie I've ever seen.Oh my God.Which one?Tell me.It was so great.
It was so... You love watching bad movies.I put it on and then we were like, ah, we're in it already.This is where you and I are opposite.I'll watch a bad movie.I'll still watch it because I want to see how it ends.
That the movie is so bad.We were furious last night.
Like that movie, Trap.Oh, I will never forgive myself for watching Trap.Oh, God.Yeah. Right?Right, Shem?Absolutely.
It was the worst.And I love M. Night.
M. Night spends so much time in Canada filming his movies out here.So chances are there's someone who knows M. Night that is listening to the Razamooka Show.Please tell M. Night I love him.I love the vision.The movies are great.
The twists and turns are great.Trap sucked ass.
No, it wasn't.Like that was real?Yeah, it was real.
I think somebody called M. Night at the movie company, right?They were like, yo, my man, do you have something?And he was like, they said, we have X amount budget for you.
And then he just scrambled in his mind and was like, yeah, I have this idea for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.And they were like, genius.Here's the cash.
Yeah. Yeah, so I watched this movie last night, and listen, it's a terrible movie, right?Awful, awful movie.But the whole time we watched these movies, everybody on the camera, me, Catherine, and Roxy, I was like, are we turning it off?
Are we turning it off?And we always check in every 15 minutes, and we're all like, nope, nope, nope, we're gonna stick it through.15 minutes later, are we turning this off?Nope, nope, nope, we're gonna stick it through.
And you all agree that the movie's bad?We all agree, we all agree the movie's terrible.
Like not one out of the three of you are like, you know what, this is actually pretty good? No, no.I feel like your wife would be that way.
No, no, no, no.Catherine would be like, hey, there's promise in this movie.No, no, no, zero.She's the harshest out of all of us.So it was a movie on Netflix called Mind Cage with Martin Lawrence and John Malkovich.
It has one of the worst twists I've ever seen No, it's not a comedy
But again, watch it, go to Netflix, watch it, judge for yourself.I can't do that.I think it's like number two in movies right now.Like a lot of people, a lot of people are watching this movie.
I can't do that to Marty Marr.I'm telling you, go watch it, judge for yourself.
I'll tell you why I'm not gonna do that.
It is so bad.It's so bad.The love that I have for Martin Lawrence, if I watch this movie and it's as bad as you guys say it is, it will change my perception.And I already hold Martin Lawrence in such high regard.
First of all, I don't know why you hold Martin Lawrence in such high regard.You know what's so weird?That's a weird guy to hold in such a high regard.
I got lost on Instagram last night watching old clips of his TV show.
Yeah, I distilled, but in such high regard?
Yeah, okay.Yeah, it's not a comedy, though, this movie.He plays, he's a detective in this movie.Right?
And, uh... But, uh, but you saw...
But honestly, oh, and one of the worst twists, like it is the twist, right?
It's the twist.And I'm not spoiling anything by saying there's a twist, right?There has to be a twist.
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I guess The Weeknd's doing a TV show or a movie or something like that with Jen Ortega.
Is he?Yeah.Uh-oh.Maybe a flop like The Idol?
It's called Hurry Up Tomorrow.Uh-huh.The Weeknd's gonna star in the film, which is an extension of the forthcoming album of the same name alongside Jen Ortega and Barry Hogan.
Like a, what do you call it?
Like a producer on it or something?No, I guess he's releasing an album and then this is like a companion film to the album.
Maria's like, it's already a hit.I haven't seen the script, I don't know what it's about.
Yeah, I mean, not much is known about the film, they say, other than that it'll be a musically driven psychological thriller, and it'll be executive produced by Jenna Ortega.
Okay, so it's going to be a musical?
No, but musically driven.So I'm guessing they're just going to use a lot of The Weeknd's music in it.
Oh God, I don't like that.
Yeah, they say in a release from Lionsgate, they say The Weeknd is a visionary whose art cannot be confined by any single medium. with Hurry Up Tomorrow in partnership.
His musical universe expands onto the big screen with a psychological thriller that will usher in a new cinematic experience for fans.We are thrilled to be bringing audiences to this audiences worldwide.
So I guess it's gonna be the companion film that'll have all his music, right?I'm guessing the last time that sort of thing happened was what, like- Jennifer Lopez.No, it wasn't a fictional movie though, was it? Fiction means... Like it was scripted.
Well, like when Joker 2 came out.
No, that's a straight-up musical, though.Oh, right, yeah, yeah, it was a musical.Like, I'm thinking more like Purple Rain, where it's the artist, the album, and the film.
I don't have an answer.Where they built a movie around... Like Elvis, when he used to do those? But it's like he's releasing a theme album, is what I'm guessing.
And then they're taking that theme and then they're turning that theme into a thriller that will then be soundtracked by all The Weeknd's music on that album.
This does not sound like it's gonna hit at all.
Is what I'm guessing.I don't know.
Just stick to making music, man.Just saying.The Ross and Mocha Show Podcast.Podcast.
Oh, the time change affecting you now?
It's Wednesday, Maria.It affects different people in different ways.
It hits the elderly later, I guess.I haven't slept since last week.
Maria coming in with a flamethrower today.
I'm just going to step back.
You want to start this, Maria?
I don't know if I want to.I think I kind of already did, but I mean.
What you got, old guy?Damn.Oh, no, I think I just signed myself up for something.
Okay.Everybody else was, don't say that, back away.
Back away.No, I was up all night watching stupid television.What were you watching?I was watching the election.Do you remember?
Well, I was watching the election stuff on my computer on my lap and Roxy was watching Key and Peele on the couch beside me.Oh, amazing.
Was she watching any of the political stuff that they did?
Yeah, there was an Obama skit.Which one?Just one of the Obama's aggression translator.
Okay, yeah, yeah, we're not the one when he's walking up to shake hands?
No, we saw that one already.That one already happened, which was great.No, I was just up too late, and I think I ate too late last night, which I never feel like I ate too late last night.
First of all, what was on the menu?Don't tell me what time, because I want to guess.
Yeah, what did I have?I had steak and shrimp.Spicy shrimp.
It wasn't like steak and shrimp with a side salad or mashed potatoes.
No, I had a couple of fries left over from...
I'm gonna say, and it was election night.
You ate that at like 9.30.
9.15, and then you passed out by 9.45.
No, it was 10.45.10.45, I went to bed last night.
At least it was time to digest.
Yeah, is that though, is that enough time?I don't think that's enough time.
Did you fall asleep on the couch sitting up though?
Uh, a little bit, yeah.I started to doze off.
I guess the cat was, like, right beside me, and then when they purr, I just go right to sleep, and I'm trying to watch the stupid election, and... And I shouldn't have even stayed up, because I knew, you know, they're not gonna call it, like, you know.
Yeah, it's at two o'clock in the morning.
Yeah, so I don't even know why I was up.
I don't even know why I bothered.When I got up for work, Matthew was still on the couch watching.
He hadn't slept.No, the election.What time was that?I thought he was next to me and he wasn't, he was on the couch.That's what love looks like.Watching CNN.
So he let you, oh, that's why you got to sleep in the bed last night, because normally you sleep on the couch, but he was watching the election.
Yeah, but he wasn't watching CNN until 3.30 in the morning.
Oh my God.So what would happen if I called him like right now?
I would highly suggest.So I get the sense that Matthew isn't, it isn't so much that Matthew's political, but Matthew just loves drama. Is that why he was up watching all night?
And then he's regurgitating what they said on TV.He's like, did you know that there was flip states?He's one of those.Oh, he's an expert now.Explain it to me.Yeah.Tell them more.What's a flip state?When they, are you asking me?
Oh, he said one, you know, they once voted for this person and now they voted for this person, but they did that because of this.The flipsy doozy.
I learned that this year too, actually.
That's what it's called, Maura.Make sure you tell them it's called the flipsy doozy.
Did he have to explain to you the difference between the popular vote and the- Electoral College.
No, no, but he was like, can you believe that Fox called it and CNN yet has?Yet has?
Or hasn't yet?Is he still up or did he go to bed?
Oh no, he went to bed.He went to bed, yeah, yeah.
That was a long night for people, man.His job is done.Yes, yes, yeah.Matthew, thank you for your service.
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You okay over there?Yeah yeah yeah.Oh no.What's going on?
Smoke and I both have these headphones that we love because the sound is great and everything else.But if you put them in your ear and you do the show, you're fine.But if you sort of start to walk a little bit, it shocks the inside of your ear.
Yeah.It's not.Or how are those good headphones?It's not.No, they sound amazing.
They're amazing.They're the most amazing like wired in-ear headphones.And they're like not brand name.I've never seen the brand before ever.What's the brand?
I have no idea what they're called. It's called One, like the number one, One More.And I can't remember how much was it, like 30 bucks or something?
Something like that, yeah.
They're wired, by the way.They're wired headphones.But they're the best headphones, and I found them on Amazon, right?Yeah.
And I tried them on the show one day, and I was like, God, these headphones are amazing, and then I use them for everything, and then Mocha was looking for them, and then... He bought them and was like, they sound really great.
And then one day I saw him move to his left to adjust something on the other side of the room and he winced.And I was like, oh God, I forgot to tell you, but the best part about the headphones.
And so they shock the inside of your ear every now and then. I can't be healthy.Yeah, I know.I know.I get that.We should leave an Amazon review.I didn't see that.Neither did I. I've never left an Amazon.
I get requests to leave Amazon reviews all the time.Same.Oh, my husband does for everything.All the time.She leaves reviews?
But I'm like, what do I... I mean, I guess about headphones, yeah.But like, I buy by nonsense on Amazon, right?
Yes, it's a great towel Dry my skin as you know as advertised But sometimes like if you go through because we all read the reviews I base everything on the review Yes, but I don't contribute but there are some people who take those reviews very seriously.
I'm talking about the writers Okay, I see some reviews where it's like they will list pros and cons.I have categories And they will go into fine detail about this thing, and I'm like... Thank you, that helps purchase.
Is there some sort of kickback if you leave a bunch of reviews?Is that why people do it?No, no.
Just the people that leave reviews are angels in society.That's what I think.Because even like on like, for example, like if you're shopping online, like especially on like Shein, for example, I know like girls will like write detailed reviews.
And if you're buying them online, like I love the girls who do that because I know that their quality or not, right?
And then when you get the email that says, will you leave your- No, I don't- You don't even open it, I just hit delete right away.
The spam, why am I getting this?Yeah, leave me alone.Some people, some people even like, they'll open the thing that they just bought and start taking pictures of it.Yeah, there's pictures, videos, everything.
And then posts on Amazon, like who has- Matthew reviewed Christmas ornaments and says the sizing is not right, like it's smaller than it seems.
For their Christmas ornaments or for you?Wow.
Wow.Wow.Wow.Mori review.Wow.
Yeah, but no, I've never done that and I feel so terrible now that we talk about it because I rely so heavily on reviews for things and honest reviews and like well thought out reviews like you were talking about, like the pros and the cons and the everything and the pictures and all that stuff.
Yes.I rely so heavily on that stuff and I've never contributed.
Why don't you leave a review right now for something you bought?
Like what was the last thing you bought?Lawn chairs.
There you go.Okay, let's leave it at lawn chairs.This could be a new hobby for you.
No, I'll tell you, I'm not talking about those lawn chairs anymore because I... So, I got the best lawn chairs I could find on Amazon, right?And they're great lawn chairs.I can't talk about them anymore because Catherine will kill me.Why?
Because she doesn't want to talk about the lawn chairs anymore. So we're sitting there, right?And the lawn chairs are like, these are full size lawn chairs, everything else.
Catherine, much like on the couch or on an airplane or in a lawn chair, right?She can curl her feet up and sit like a child and be comfortable.So we're sitting there.
I look at Catherine in the lawn chair, sitting, and her legs are curled up underneath her.And I made the mistake of looking her at going, hey babe, How happy are you that I got the wide ones?Oh, no.No.Right?I meant so she could sit cross-legged.
I know.I'm going to review them right.I'm going to hold on.Let me just do this right now.Let me just review these lunches.
Maybe we can just upload this.
What are you going to put?My girl likes the wide one?
Hold on.Give me a second.
wide enough for your wife.Oh, wow.
Oh!Jesus Christ of Nazareth!Send.What?
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Shereen, hello.It's Roz & Mocha.How's it going?I'm doing great.How are you guys?Doing wonderful.What's up?
I love hearing you guys, especially my husband.I'm going to put him on speaker just a second.
No, no, no.Don't put us on speaker.
Take us off speaker.We'll try, we'll try, we'll try.
Okay.He's the biggest fan of you guys.Um, you know, um, he's the one, I just want to tell you how much he loves you.So when we go in the car and the boss will select the songs and everything.Um, but when Radha Mukherjee comes, he totally ignores us.
me and he just listened to you guys yesterday you're driving and we're laughing on it uh and i just wanted to share that you know how um sorry i'm so nervous you're good so uh he's here he's just gonna say hi to you hi how are you hey what's up man what's your name altaf
I love when he's laughing on your show.When you guys start laughing, he laughs and that makes me laugh.I just wanted to share that with you.That means so much to us, guys.Thank you so much for what you do.
We are really grateful for this laugh in the morning.
What gets him going the most?What's his favorite part?Anything we can do to get him going?
You know, the stories. When you get the stories.Yeah.Seven, eight years.
We were driving to work together, so, you know, switching the radio shows and, yeah, you guys were laughing and the laugh stopped us.
And yeah, how do you describe it?Even a little thing, it's so amazing to hear that.Yeah, we are really grateful for that.Thank you guys.
Well, we are grateful for you, Shireen and Altaf.Thank you so much for your seven, eight years of support of The Razzamoka Show.We cannot thank you enough.
It means a lot that we get to share this time with you, not only on the phone, but every single day.Before we let you go, Shireen, between Razzamoka, who is your favorite?
I knew you were going to ask that.
You don't get to ask Altaf the question, I get to ask him.So Shireen, who's your favorite?Both of you guys.No, no, no, you gotta pick one.You know how this works.Oh my god.
Raz and Mokaput.No, Shireen.
I love your laugh, by the way.Yo, Altaf, between Raz and Moku, who's your favorite? It's hard to say.
See, I told you guys.No, I'll talk the same thing.
No, no, no, no, no.Bro, you have to say either Roz or Mocha.Come on.Mocha.
Oh, God.See, we cover you both.
Love you guys.Have a great day.Nice talking to you.Thank you, guys.
They're really going out, it's a terrible day out in Brampton today.What happened now?I guess the city workers are in a legal strike position.So they're telling everybody like buses may be impacted and all that other stuff.
Man, Brampton has really been going through it the last couple of days.Oh my God.
But wasn't there like protests and fights and then- Yeah, there were protests and fights and guys brought swords.And then wasn't there like Canada Post?
Oh yeah, Canada Post is supposed to be doing something as well.But Brampton residents are being warned to expect some core city services impacted starting today as hundreds of workers are now in a legal strike position.
1,200 full-time and temporary municipal workers, including transit, animal control, road maintenance, and city hall services are all in a position to- Road maintenance?And y'all already can't drive out there.And now road maintenance is affected?
Also, animal control, you can finally bring in that raccoon if you want to.Hey.They're not going to come get you.Yeah, uh-huh.Right? It's not like it's lawless, right?It's not like the purge.I know.But still, that's mayhem.
I know, it's such a pain in the ass for people.Today was a pain in the ass for me.One of the roads that I normally take was closed and I don't know what to do at that point.I almost didn't come into work.
I'm not gonna use Waze to get around the city I've lived in.
It just pissed me off.I put my maps on like everywhere I go.
I do if there's gonna be traffic just because I may need a quicker route or something like that.
But other than that... Even if it's a place that you've been to a million times, Maria?
No, no.Actually, it depends.Sometimes I forget.
I sometimes find it... I was sitting in traffic the other day and I was like, why didn't I use Waze?And I opened the app and then I shut the app.And I'm like, you know what?I should just live with this.Right?Just live with it.
Yeah, like what am I gonna do?I'm gonna sit here and start stressing and driving around through like all these side streets and everything else I'm like, no, you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna sit I'm gonna go to a straight line and maybe I'm there five minutes late and that's fine I'm not gonna start doing the milk run through one-way streets and trying to get it.
I'm not doing that I'll open the app like I'll open maps even if it's a place that I know that I'm that I've been to a million times just to see what it says for timing.Arrival time is, right?
Just in case like if there's, you're gonna hit traffic at some point.
But I hate, we had a lot of construction going on in my neighborhood for a real long time and Waze ruined my street. It ruined it.
Google Maps ruined my street because I have a tiny little street, and it was quiet, and then as soon as all this construction happened, Waze and Google Maps started sending people down my street, and there were times where I couldn't get out of my driveway.
Because it's bumper to bumper all the way down my street, and now my street's the algorithm.So it's always going to be a shortcut for people.Oh, amazing.No, it's not amazing. It's not amazing.I love a shortcut.No, it's not a shortcut.Yeah, I love it.
It's not a short, it's not a shortcut.Just sit in traffic.No.For like, it's going to take you an extra two minutes.
See, I would rather be moving than be stuck in traffic.So I would rather take every side road in the world and be moving than be sitting there like staring at someone's license plate.
I get that.But like, It's the difference of a street, is what I'm saying, right?And that difference in a street is probably, like, on your ways, if you didn't take it, is 30 seconds.
Am I saving that 30 seconds, though?
Yeah.Well, guess what?I'm waving at you.No, no, no.I'm gonna drive by.No, no, no, no, no.I'm just sitting there on your driveway trying to get out.But why can't you just sit?Why can't you just sit and just be with yourself?It's frustrating.
But you're gonna be in traffic everywhere.It's not like you're bypassing something.I got it.It's not like you bypass something.
I'll sit in traffic if I'm on the phone with my friends.The minute my friends can't talk anymore, I'm like immediately bored.
Wait a second, you sit in the car and talk to your friends?
Oh my God, everywhere I drive, one of my friends on the phone with me.We call each other every time we're in the car.Really?I call everybody in the car.I'm a talker.
I hate when somebody calls me and I'm driving.
Oh my God, my friend's like, we yapped the whole way home.
Is that why you don't answer?Yes, Maury.I mean, yes, Maury.
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