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Episode: Wade Is Sopping

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Duration: 00:46:23

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Summary

In the episode "Wade Is Sopping," the hosts Mark, Wade, and Bob share humorous anecdotes centered around food and dining experiences, particularly at a Cincinnati Italian restaurant called Sodo. They engage in witty banter about their experiences with various dishes, including discussions on the quality of Italian cuisine compared to mass-produced options like Olive Garden. The conversation shifts to technical issues faced with visual effects software Houdini and frustrations with Windows 11. The episode concludes with playful word games, showcasing their camaraderie and humor, making for an entertaining mix of lighthearted dialogue and competition.

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Booed Bob the Italian Stallion invents Canodic Cannons, confronts Alexa, and asks his brethren to propound their preferences.

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Wawa Wade plugs Sodo, makes it moist, but loves it thick, caged, leashed, and shaven. Mazaran Mark consumes a McTriple, hates on Horrendous Houdini, but wants it creamy. From Mr. Beast to stuffed wallets. It's time for Wade is sopping.

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Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to the world's favorite podcast. This is distractible. I'm your host for today. My name is Bob. I am the host because I won the last one.

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And just like in every episode, I, the host, will be hosting and my two other friends, co-hosts, competitors will be trying to see who earns the right to host the next episode that comes after this one. If there is one.

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Which there will be, because there always is. Anyway, my two friends, Mark and Wade, say hi guys. Hi. Are you booing both of you, or just Wade? I'm booing everything in the general vicinity. Oh, okay.

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If you've never seen this show before, that's how it works. I'm the host, I give out points, which I have to write down on paper, which I have in this book, which I will write in, and then they don't matter and they're all bullshit.

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But the winner is very important and carefully calculated. But before we get into the idea that I have for the episode today, small talk. How's it going? Oh, can I just say two words, one syllable? No. Two syllables. One word.

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Soto. What? Soto. Soto. I think he's cursing us. An Italian place down in Cincinnati at a restaurant. It's so good.

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Oh, yeah. Wait, I almost went there once. Oh, man, you got to go. It's so good. It's like they like make fresh pasta rather than make their pasta in-house. So does Olive Garden.

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No, they don't. I don't know, man. The Cacio e Pepe? The Cappalocci?

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Cappalocci? Cappalocci? Caccio e Pepe? You guys want some Cappalocci? I'm one-third Sicilian. Catch your pee-pee? The Cappalocci?

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The Bistecca?

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The... I'm sorry, what? That's just literally steak, but it's so good. That's what Mr. Beast did when he released Lunchly. He made a Bistecca. Out here firing shots! See, I was making a joke, it just molded into a better one. Molded into a better one.

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No respect for other YouTubers here, they just go after each other all the time. That's right, we're starting... With who? Mr. Beast? Is that who we're going after? Oh, why would you disparage him? Oh, disparage!

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I was like, why would you just marriage him? I was like, what? That's right, Mr. Beast and I are going steady. By that, I mean we stripped straight to marriage. Hey, Bob, I'm great, man. So there's good food. Italian? Bah, very good.

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Tasty.

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Did you have some wine with your food or you feel- I did have some wine.

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I had a couple of glasses, not gonna lie. It was good. I had some moscato diasti. I'm not Italian. I'm Ohioan, so pardon my English. I'm 1 3rd Ohioan.

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We speak our own special language. It's very good though.

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If you ever find yourself in Cincinnati and you book a reservation two or three months in advance, very delicious. Pricey, but good. We had six people. We ordered nine pastas, ate them all. We had three of the bread appetizers.

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We had the steak, very expensive too. And then we had three desserts that we split. God dang.

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The donuts, they have a donut dessert, three dipping sauce. Oh my God, the caramel. You know, doughnuts are the very Italian dessert. These are Italian because they're served at Soto. Sovereign territory of Italy.

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Were they called doughnuts or were they called like, what's it? Isn't it Zeppoli? Isn't that like Italian doughnuts? It's like deep fried. I think they were called ricotta doughnuts. I see. I see.

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And never a more American thing has been said on this podcast. But it's so good. Don't let me ruin it for you. Somehow you did. I never want to go to Soto.

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I want one of those beef steaks and some Italian doughnuts. Chip chop. You guys serve lunchly here? You got any of that moschato diasti?

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Uh, anyway, no, that sounds fun. That's good dinner. That's definitely a place I hope Mandy and I get to go at some point here. That's nice.

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Only downside is we got seated right under a speaker and they had the music a little loud that night. And boy, were we reading lips because we couldn't hear a damn thing.

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just three and a half hours of no other song plays the whole time. So, you know, it's Italian.

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I don't remember what songs were playing, but man, were we just like.

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What? A lot, where we were just like, I think I know it was- This place does not sound good to go to. We had the only table that I could see that was directly under a speaker. All the other speakers, hidden. You know, you can ask them about that.

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We did. Oh. And they said that as more people come in throughout the night, they turn the volume up more. So they kind of were like, yeah, if you think it's loud now, just wait. We're like, we can't hear!

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And they're like,

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And they left. But the food? Worth it. You just went to Dick's last stand, last resort. Dick's last stand, you know. That was literally the response we got to like, hey, the music's a little loud. Hey, if you think it's loud now, just wait.

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We cranked that shit way up later. Why though? I don't know. Just, I just imagine if you get the last round of reservations, you get seated at nine o'clock and your waiter comes like,

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Oh, would you guys like like tap water or sparkling with spark? What?

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Cool restaurant. Dude, if it gets much louder, you'd be sitting there like foaming at the mouth from like your ears exploding. You sit down at the table and it's like you're in a helicopter.

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The waiter puts on a pair of headphones and is like under your seats.

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This is how we communicate because it's so loud.

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We don't control that. Not a bad idea, actually, to have those. Well, that sounds really fun. Despite my description, always one of the biggest hits is to go to Soto. It is very, very good. Mixed bag on that review. Never had that seat before.

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Hope I never get that seat again. Everywhere else I've sat. Great. But if you're right by the wine hole, you might be by the speaker.

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Is that the hole they scoop the ladles into to get the house wine out of?

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I think it's a cellar, but the cellar's kind of like just a cone shape with a ladder, and then there's some wine bottles in it.

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We were between the bread heaver and the wine hole. It's non-stop activity.

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I think of a cellar like you go down a staircase and there's like a whole basement with shelves. This was just kind of like a nice whole cone of wine.

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Yeah, thankfully they were seated right next to the spaghetti chute so they could just press their mouth up on air. Our table was actually the one of the ones with the lever just... spaghetti right in there.

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Wait for the cannoli catapult to come sailing over. It's like hibachi but Italian. They give you five balls and across the room there's a target and if you hit the target the catapult fires unlimited cannolis for five minutes.

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There's that classy restaurant you found Wade. That would be cool. Found a good Indian place recently.

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Found a good, well, a soda we've known about.

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The hibachi place. We've been eating good when we got out. Sounds fancy. I hope I get to eat somewhere that has a wine hole someday. Go to soda. I don't know if I'm cool enough for that place. Anyway, Mark, how's your sad life? Winehole-less?

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Uh, pretty sad. I had a triple cheeseburger. A triple triple? So was it three cheeses or three patties or both? It was a McDonald's triple cheeseburger. Usually I get like the McDouble, but they also do a triple cheeseburger, and I never had it before.

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I know it wasn't always there, but it's not relatively recent, but I know it's like... Why is it not called a McTriple? Is it like the McDouble, but there's only one slice of cheese, so it's not cheesy enough?

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There's a difference between a cheeseburger from McDonald's and a Mc...

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Double or a double there's a double cheeseburger double cheeseburger is two patties two cheese the mic double is two patties one is one cheese Yeah, did you get a mic triple or a triple triple cheeseburger?

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Yeah, so three cheese three patty three cheese three patties It was great. So a triple triple they don't allow us to I thought that's just what they were called in California. Oh, you know, you know, every restaurant's In-N-Out.

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I actually don't mind In-N-Out, but I don't get the usage. Anyway, that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm ready to... Welcome to Markiplier's Complain Corner.

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All right. Play the song. Cue the song.

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I turned around and I was complaining.

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It's just a straight dialogue from my respect video. Respect. It's a word.

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Anyway, this is going to be the most niche thing, and I know it's going to be the most niche thing, because when I was having this problem, you look it up online, there's not an answer to be found about it at all. So it's a Houdini problem, right?

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For those who don't know, Houdini is a visual effects software. It's great at simulations. I built the whole render farm for that specifically, right?

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It comes with this software, if you have a license for it, called HQ, you know, HQ as in line, Q, Q, U, U, E. And I've gotten very good at spelling that because I've had to type in it a billion times.

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The funny thing about Houdini is it's a very powerful software with extremely robust toolset. Zero instructions. It is a smorgasbord of imagine the worst clunkiest user interface from 1995. And that's it. It's like you'll get used to that. That's fine.

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It doesn't need to be pretty UI to actually work well. So it works well. That's fine. It comes with a software called HQ to do distributed simulations and rendering. You hook up all your computers to it.

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It's able to you send a job and it goes like all of you, blah, it splits it into pieces. Well, you have to, okay, you actually have to split it into pieces before you set it. It's not like it does that automatically. You'd think it was, but it don't.

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You have to define specifically where it's going to be split up into pieces. That does have very little documentation, but at least there are some guides to it. The funny thing is I was bashing my head against the wall, trying to get this to work.

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everything was set up exactly as it should be like, and everyone was like, it's very finicky.

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It's very finicky, all the right drive letters, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah,

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and that was the answer the answer was the software just sometimes don't work and that's most of the time apparently so they were like yeah you got to use another software called deadline that'll actually let you do what you want to do and i go what yeah they won't tell you that and they don't tell me anything there's no documentation for any of this bullshit

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And so few people are actually doing it. What was explained to me is they provide this software as like a framework and technically it can work sometimes. It's meant to be something you build off of with your own like software or something. Exactly.

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Because the only people really doing big distributed simulations, which, you know, It is a little bit, you need more than one computer. Some people only ever have one computer and that's all most people need.

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I have six very powerful ones and I need them to talk to each other. But most of the time, yeah, that is a company and they have their own coding staff to build the software to use in their infrastructure to make it.

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So it's like literally it's a piece of software that should work on its own, but doesn't. And you have to hire people to fix it. Or get another software that's made to make it work. Isn't it great? That's fun. It's so fun. But guess what?

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It doesn't work yet because I haven't actually gotten to fix it up since I learned that. But it will soon. What are you doing right now? Something stupid. Yeah, I agree. I'm getting out of here. Let's leave. You and me Wade. Whoever leaves first wins.

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Wade is clearly right there. Neither of you left. Editors, send me to Guam! What's Guam look like?

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I'm in Guam!

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Put me in Guam! I have no idea what that- Why do you look like you're underwater? I don't think Guam is underwater.

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Put me in Guam!

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Look at all this Guam! Is that offensive? No idea, probably. I feel offended. You know, to be fair to Mark, I looked up Guam and the first image was a beach. Oh, pretty close! Guam is a U.S. island territory in Micronesia.

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Cause I know there's a military- a lot of military presence in- and John, who was on an aircraft carrier, they would dock there and that's actually where he spent all of COVID. Oh, these guys are they know the future.

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Guam's World War Three significant. Oh, that's two. I can read. Wait, no, read that article. It was there for a blip. Yeah, you got to remember it.

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Guam's World War Three significance is on view and coming soon.

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Oh, God, I made that last part to get back to what Mark was actually talking about, though.

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this is not remotely the same level of niche, but I fucking hate when you have a technical problem and you like you start Googling because you're like, oh, someone else must have encountered this.

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And you find like one forum post from like five years ago. That's about something that has similar words, but not the thing you're dealing with. And otherwise, the Internet has nothing to say. And you're like, ah.

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My thing that happened to me most recently is way less interesting. But basically on Windows, there's a way to toggle monitors on and off with keyboard shortcuts.

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And in Windows 10, there was a way to do it where you could toggle specific individual monitors on and off. But in Windows 11, you can only toggle on and off either the one main monitor or every monitor that's not your main monitor.

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But the way the main monitor is defined is different between the Windows software and the backend.

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Anyway, I spent a long time Googling this and got into a like a rabbit hole of people's GitHub's and stuff where it's like, oh, I wrote the script and it does it. Oh, wait, no, it doesn't work on unless you have this other thing.

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I fucking hate that because it means you're just absolutely screwed. The moment you start Googling and nothing comes up, you just know you're like, well, this is unsolvable then, isn't it? Don't your monitors just have a power button?

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Okay, I have a two PC setup and right now I have all three monitors on one computer, but sometimes I want one of my monitors to not be on the one computer because I want my video games stuffed. Holy crap, I almost just pooped my pants.

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Alexa, I was not talking to you. Please don't do that again. The voice came through your mic.

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Okay, it's just it's a thing where it's like there's I have one monitor I would like to disable on one computer because I and it's like it's not a hard thing but Windows 11 Which is what my new computer came with which is annoying because it sucks doesn't work that way for completely arbitrary reasons Just because Microsoft didn't include that feature which Windows previously had in past versions Anyway, I hate that because I the moment you get that research result.

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You're just like oh Hmm. Well, I've taken to troubleshooting things like that. And I also like some software like usability things to asking chat GPT about it. But even that, even though they have like they've scraped the entire Internet to train it.

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And so it's got the answer in there somewhere. It just doesn't know it. So it's like I have to lead it towards the answer. And even when I'm asking like, OK, what's some menu? And it'll say like, ah, go to preferences, open the network sharing center.

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And I open preferences. Nothing named that. And I have to guess what it thinks it's talking about. Did you mean like add-ons? Did you mean that? And it's like, yes, add-ons, yes, yes. Well, that's fun. No, it's not. But the computers work.

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The computers work. And my eBay scrounging actually did pay off. I got a lot of these computer parts at a steep discount. Still expensive, but only one of the CPUs I bought has failed. And then I mean, there's no hope of getting a return at all ever.

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So that's a loss. But for the discount I've had across the board, it's it's been pretty crazy. Nice. I guess I guess that's it. Mark did really well in small talk today. I mean, you both did well, but Mark did better.

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But I talked about food, my favorite thing. Everybody loves food. Just a little, you know, Mark never talks about tech problems or render farms. Never.

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This was a very interesting conversation that no one's ever had before, and I'm not at all biased in favor of things that I like. That's good. It's true. He's very fair and handsome. I'm going to give out some fair points. Oh, and a handsome point. Tall.

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OK, well, don't suck up. That's just obvious. Oh, like Minecraft damage.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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00:18:34 Speaker_03
I have been apparently word games is what I'm into now. So we're playing another word game, everybody. I did one of those. I'm down. The game itself is fairly simple, so I'm hoping there's going to be a lot of discussion.

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I basically the burdens on you guys to make this episode work. I'm ready. It's normal. But the game is you only have to come up with one word at a time, basically.

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You could come up with more, but I have a bunch of phrases that are in the vein of, I like my women like I like my coffee. strong or whatever, right? There's this. That's the structure. I like my blank like I like my blank.

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And then it's a competition between you guys to see who can come up with the best response that completes the saying. And it can be funny or it can be accurate. Could be scary. Everything's on the table.

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But where it's going to be like a back and forth where it's like, We can talk about it. You can help each other if you want, but there's going to be one final answer for each one. That's like the winning answer, but it's easy.

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Do we need to keep track of any of these words? No. Got it all up here, baby. Yeah, this is not 20 easy questions. Don't worry. Bonus point. Oh, I can't remember the question.

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I have the bonus point.

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What was that treaty? Remember the treaty? We talked about it a bunch. It's real funny. God, what was that treaty? One of you guys can remember what's really a Westphalia. There you go. Mark wins a bonus point. I thought it was Winnebago. Bob, give me one.

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I got it. I got it. Um, the wall. Whose wall? What wall? Hadrian. Thank you, Hadrian. Uh, that was for me. That was a toss-up. Oh, ooh, uh. Hadrian. Wade gets the point, I guess. Aw, man. Thanks, Mark, for cheating for me. Hagrid's wall. Eureka's castle. What?

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Was castle one of them? No. What element is tungsten? I think that was it.

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It's tungsten! Alright, no, Mark gets the tungsten point. That's fair.

00:20:37 Speaker_03
Wait, I feel like you might just want to quit this game while you're ahead. I don't. I'm not ahead, but yeah, let's quit. I'll start off easy. Question mark. I like my coffee like I like my vacations. Mark, you go for. Wade, you go first.

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Out of fairness, since he got his ass beat at the trivia questions just now. Wade, you go first. Hot and steamy. Hot and steamy vacation is good. Like Tropical Island. I see that. Or sexual either way. Sure. Oh yeah. Sexual coffee.

00:21:04 Speaker_03
I like my coffee like I like my vacations.

00:21:08 Speaker_02
For work!

00:21:12 Speaker_03
Because I don't like vacations. So what, it's a working vacation where you don't actually vacate, you're just working? Red flag anyone? Red flag? I don't like vacations. Things that make you swipe bye-bye. Wait, it's, go again. Okay.

00:21:29 Speaker_03
You like your coffee like you like your vacations. Can you beat for work?

00:21:33 Speaker_01
Dripping.

00:21:34 Speaker_03
Like a good moist vacation. I got one. Okay. I like my coffee like I like my vacations. Full cream. Oh. Imagine it. Imagine it. Imagine it. What kind of work are you doing on this vacation? Cream. Is it whipped or unwhipped cream?

00:21:53 Speaker_03
That's for me to know and you to find out. All right, Wade, please don't let cream win. I like my coffee like I like my vacations. No cup.

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You're in the McDonald's drive-thru like no, I know about the lawsuit in the hands in the hands Anyway, mark cream wins It was you know what that does it depends what the measuring stick is I'm biased for mark though so when the measuring stick is Shorter for him, which is appropriate

00:22:33 Speaker_03
I like my books like I like my desserts. Mark goes first. I like my books like I like my desserts with words on it. Sure, OK, OK, pretty literal. Uh-huh. Like, you know, cake. Happy birthday, Mark. Oh, I see. I got you. Sure, yeah. Wade?

00:22:57 Speaker_01
I like my books like I like my desserts. Thick.

00:23:01 Speaker_03
Ah, yeah, alright. I like my books like I like my desserts. Pumpkin pie.

00:23:07 Speaker_04
Think you know what I'm talking about?

00:23:16 Speaker_03
Two things sitting in front of Mark with signs. One says books, one says dessert. It's just two pumpkin pies. Cut to Mark in his dorm in college holding a pumpkin pie just like, hmm.

00:23:28 Speaker_02
Professor! What page are we on? I feel pretty good about that one.

00:23:35 Speaker_03
Well, if you think you can match that, Wade... Wait, that beat- What is the fucking measuring?! No, no, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Thick wits. If I knew gibberish was the answer.

00:23:49 Speaker_03
Have you never been in an episode where I've been in charge? That's why I'm trying to rein you in! I would never try to control you, bub. I would! Yeah, I'm like a wild stallion. You're not gonna break me. Wade, I like my music like I like my weather.

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Sloppy. That wasn't the word I thought of in my brain, that's what my mouth said!

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I don't know, sloppy it is, sloppy it is. I like that, whatever that tone of voice you just got out there, you should use that more often though. Thanks. Mark. I like my music like I like my weather. Devastating. That's right, that's right, that's right!

00:24:29 Speaker_03
Do you have devastating music? No, I like it, that's good, yeah. I like intense weather. You know, you don't just want a nice thunderstorm you can watch. You want tornadoes left and right. It's literally me listening.

00:24:40 Speaker_03
I listen to, from Frostpunk, The City Must Survive, which is like the last song when the storm's rolling in. So it's like, I really like that song and it is like devastation. It's awesome. True story, true story. Good one, good one. Wade?

00:24:53 Speaker_01
I like my music like I like my weather. partly cloudy with a chance of heavy metal.

00:25:03 Speaker_03
He's so self-assured. It's hard not to just take your answer at face value when you say it like that. Anyway, devastating wins. Okay. Aw, man. I mean, yay, but I was just like, oh, we can go more. You can go more if you want. No, no, no, I'm ready.

00:25:19 Speaker_03
You don't have to take the point. No, I take it. Yeah, Mark gives the point back. Let's keep going. All right. I like my music like I like my weather. In the arms of the angels.

00:25:33 Speaker_01
Sarah McLaughlin? Because it's raining cats and dogs.

00:25:41 Speaker_03
Yes, see, you got it. See, it's a multi-layer, yes. I can see why you wanted to keep going, Mark. You had that one locked and loaded. Wait, go on. Sorry, I cut you off. I like my music like I like my weather.

00:25:55 Speaker_03
You need more lower lip bite if I'm going to believe that one.

00:26:05 Speaker_04
Man that's gonna be clipped forever That's gonna be forever

00:26:30 Speaker_03
Yeah, I remember back when we were at Village Tavern, and you know, you had those supermodels coming out, and you'd be like... My single face.

00:26:40 Speaker_01
I've not worn that in 12 years.

00:26:43 Speaker_04
My single face. Did I win?

00:26:47 Speaker_03
I don't even remember what you said, but good luck, Mark. I like my music. That's it. A bold take. Wade wins. Oh, here's a good one. I was excited to hear what you guys got for this one. I like my pets like I like my friends. Who goes first? Probably me.

00:27:04 Speaker_03
I think it's me. I like my pets like I like my friends. Happy. Aww. I like my pets like I like my friends. Shave. What the fuck? Keep it going, man. You're up. I like my pets like I like my friends. Long-lived.

00:27:24 Speaker_01
I like my pets like I like my friends. On a leash. Let's keep this going for a while, man. I'm feeling good about this one.

00:27:35 Speaker_03
I like my pets like I like my friends. I bought them. We're still here, man. Waiting for our next payment. Ugh, not you guys. Not you guys. No, other friends. Other friends. Got it. I like my pets like I like my friends. Caged. Okay.

00:27:55 Speaker_03
Let's see where Wade's mind is at. Yeah, alright. Okay, alright. Beat that. I like my pets like I like my friends. Alive.

00:28:05 Speaker_01
Jeez. It's true! I like my pets like I like my friends, cuddling me on the couch.

00:28:11 Speaker_03
Last time we watched Bingle's game together, it was nice.

00:28:14 Speaker_01
Snuggled up.

00:28:16 Speaker_03
Except for the football. Holy fuck, am I tired of that. Yeah, it hasn't gotten much better, has it? But the cuddles. Mark? I like my pets like I like my friends. Flying. Is that why you have so many birds? Oh, that explains that.

00:28:39 Speaker_03
And explains Chica hovering six feet off the ground.

00:28:42 Speaker_01
I like my pets like I like my friends, pooping outside. That's not your answer. Pets like I like my friends, ominous breathing.

00:28:57 Speaker_03
I get nothing. All right. Well, that was pooping outside is a good one. That's a good one, Wade. Excellent work. Well, let's harken back to the where this phrase came from. I like my coffee like I like my Internet. Wait, go first.

00:29:13 Speaker_01
Oh, I like my coffee like I like my Internet with Java.

00:29:18 Speaker_03
OK, yeah, no, I mean, it's good. I've got to start a little build. I like my coffee like I like my Internet as fast as possible. Sure, sure. OK, well, fuck you. No.

00:29:28 Speaker_02
Well, that wasn't a sarcastic shirt.

00:29:31 Speaker_01
No, I love you. He knows his Bobby and. I like my coffee like I like my internet. Accessible everywhere.

00:29:39 Speaker_03
I like my coffee like I like my internet without everyone else getting in it. I think that's just called a LAN. I was more like, you know, secure. I like my coffee like I like my internet. Cream.

00:29:55 Speaker_01
Got it okay, I'm gonna say mark takes now

00:30:10 Speaker_03
Can't argue with it. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams. Marcos first. I like my wardrobes like I like my dreams. Naked.

00:30:20 Speaker_01
I like my wardrobes like I like my dreams. Softing. Good callback, good callback.

00:30:26 Speaker_03
Okay, sidebar, my wardrobe is in shambles. I haven't bought a new pair of pants in so long. I've worn holes in all of them. I thought we solved the pants issue. No, this was months ago. We talked about your pants problems. I have run out of socks.

00:30:43 Speaker_03
I'm down to two pairs of underwear that I wash. Three. Let's just say I have more than two. So people don't. Accost me.

00:30:51 Speaker_01
I think it's a little late to say that now. Put 2-2.

00:30:54 Speaker_03
Make it sound like I said 22. I'm down to 2-2 pairs of underwear. 2-2 underwear.

00:31:03 Speaker_02
I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams, imaginary! Because I don't have un- You have so- so few underwear, only tutu.

00:31:09 Speaker_03
Only tutu.

00:31:12 Speaker_01
I'll always interpret that. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams, under my control.

00:31:19 Speaker_03
Surprisingly ominous, but I like it. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams, picked out by someone else. That would be cool if there was like a service that could do that for your dreams. That'd be pretty cool.

00:31:29 Speaker_01
I don't know if I'd want someone else picking my dreams for me. I think I'd like to pick them I'll pick your dreams.

00:31:34 Speaker_03
You trust me, right?

00:31:35 Speaker_01
No.

00:31:35 Speaker_03
Mark's giving you so many nightmares.

00:31:37 Speaker_01
Don't I wouldn't I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams full of wood What? Yeah, sure. I'll still go with it like wooden dreams. Don't you?

00:31:47 Speaker_03
Are you talking about like sex dreams or? That's a wood. Could be your wood.

00:31:52 Speaker_01
Mark your turn. That was a good one

00:31:55 Speaker_03
Oh, you're right. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams. Sexy. That's kind of like what Wade said, only it makes more sense. Yeah. See, Wade would know.

00:32:04 Speaker_01
Don't worry, I got a winner here. I like my wardrobe like I like my dreams.

00:32:09 Speaker_03
Complete. It's a complete dream. Like it doesn't get interrupted. Like you get to finish the dream.

00:32:15 Speaker_01
You know, when you wake up and you lost the dream, you try to get back to it. You get the whole dream.

00:32:19 Speaker_03
No. OK, I see what you're getting at. I would say Mark wins that one. I don't remember what you said, Mark. I'm gonna be honest. Complete? No, I said complete. You said sexy. Sexy, that's right. Wade said wood.

00:32:31 Speaker_01
That was two rounds ago. We don't have to worry about wood. We have complete and sexy is the current line, but that's cool. Back to the wood, I guess.

00:32:42 Speaker_03
I gotta be honest, I'm reading a lot of the stuff I have written here and I don't care for it. I feel like I'm running down to the end. I thought I had some good ones. I'm literally skipping over like 20 of these that I think are garbage now.

00:32:53 Speaker_03
I'm trying to find a banger. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Who first? Wade first. I like my wallet like I like my confidence with a condom. That's good. Always be safe. Action first. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. 100% secure.

00:33:13 Speaker_03
I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Rich. You stole mine. He stole mine. No, I got it better. I'll do it his but better. I like my wallet like I like my confidence stuffed with money. That's what I was going to say. Are you counting it?

00:33:28 Speaker_03
Are you discounting it? It sounds like you're discounting it. I'm considering it. I like my wallet. Like I like my confidence with me at all times. And you said secure. Okay. I like my wallet.

00:33:39 Speaker_03
Like I like my confidence immune to criticism from people I thought were my friends. It's not really a criticism, it's more of a judgment. Oh, I like my wallet like I like my confidence where you can't see it.

00:33:54 Speaker_01
I like my wallet like I like my confidence. I just. What did you say? High confidence. High wallet. High wallet.

00:34:06 Speaker_03
I think you might have performed better if you just let Mark keep spiraling. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. Up my ass. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. One from a carnival game. I like my wallet like I like my confidence.

00:34:22 Speaker_03
Dead and buried. I like my wallet like I like my confidence. We're somewhere over the rainbow! I like my wallet like I like my confidence, torn apart by the woman I love.

00:34:34 Speaker_03
I like my wallet like I like my confidence, washed again because I forgot to empty the pair of pants!

00:34:41 Speaker_01
I like my wallet like I like my wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet. Leather!

00:34:54 Speaker_03
I think that's enough for me to make a judgment. I got more. No, you were way ahead, Wade. I'm going to be honest. You were way in front until you started opening your mouth more.

00:35:04 Speaker_01
Come on. Torn apart by the woman I love was a great one.

00:35:07 Speaker_03
I know. If you had just stopped there, imagine how well you might have done. I did. Oh, you did. OK, Wade wins that one. Thank you. Mark may have got several bonus points along the way, but that's OK.

00:35:18 Speaker_01
I'll take the win. Wins are worth more than bonus points.

00:35:21 Speaker_03
I honestly I'm trying to think of one more. I can't think of one more. I'm not think of, but I had this stuff. I've written a shit guys. This shit. What I have shit. This page I typed out full of shit for the ending one.

00:35:32 Speaker_03
I would like each of you to try and come up with a good combo and then I would like us all to try and come up. So like Mark, you come up with an I like my like I like my and way you come up with and I like my like I like my now be the grand finale.

00:35:46 Speaker_03
We'll see. We'll see which one wins or something. There's points. I like my women like I like my natural disasters. Fiery and explosive. Kill me. Editor, just kill me.

00:36:00 Speaker_01
I don't know if that's better than mine or not. I like my cheese like I like my wife. Stringy. No, dripping, dripping, not stringy.

00:36:13 Speaker_02
Stringy. Dripping.

00:36:17 Speaker_03
Credit card like I like my potato salad full of mayonnaise I like my toilet paper like I like my plungers next to each other I like my I like my shoes like I like my employees broken in I like my Salad like I like my debt all gone.

00:36:38 Speaker_03
I like my phone like I like Steve Jobs Wishing it was still alive I like my plumbing like I like my driveway fixed.

00:36:56 Speaker_02
I'm going to cut you off there, Jim.

00:36:58 Speaker_03
I like the center of the earth like I like the Large Hadron Collider spinning. I like space like I like the ocean. I like lightning like I like thunder one after the other. I forget the objective we're going for. I like cars like I like people rolling.

00:37:20 Speaker_03
I think we lost the plot. I think Wade forgets the objective even more than you did, Mark. So I like house like I like TV. All right. That's enough. Stop or stop. Stop. That's the end. That's it.

00:37:34 Speaker_03
I'm very sorry that I put us through this, but also it was pretty funny and good job all around. I'm going to read the points and the person whose name I read first is the loser. Mark, you got points for Besteka? McTriple? No, not that. Shmorgasborg?

00:37:55 Speaker_03
Look at all this guam. Handsome point. Treaty of Westphalia. Tungsten. Full of cream. Devastation. Without everyone in it, only two two. Up my ass and kill me, fucking kill me. For a total of 13 points.

00:38:17 Speaker_03
And Wade, you earned points for Bistecca, but spelled correctly if it's an Italian word. Italian drunk? Wine hole? What? I, there's a lot of whatever you did at that restaurant made a lot of points. You got a fairness point.

00:38:36 Speaker_03
You got a Hadrian's wall point. You got a red flag for Mark point. No cup in no, just no cup thick lower lip bite point. Also you won the funky point pooping outside torn apart by a woman and a stringy wife for a total of 12 points.

00:38:56 Speaker_03
And it turns out I just straight up lied because that means Mark is the winner. Turns out if you just lie completely, you can surprise everyone all at once. But I win every episode I'm not hosting. Well, that's just not true. Yeah, I know.

00:39:12 Speaker_03
Mark gets 13 points and Wade gets 12 points. I do have a lot of things written down for Wade that I feel like I forgot to give points for. I know I'm not going to double check my work. Who cares? Mark, congratulations. You really earned this one.

00:39:25 Speaker_03
And Wade, congratulations. You really earned this one. Loser speech first, Wade.

00:39:31 Speaker_01
Despite the implication if I really earned this one. I feel like it was a hard-fought battle. I feel like Mark and I really elevated our games. We were battling at the highest of points. I like these episodes.

00:39:44 Speaker_03
Like, I like my chicken. Well done. If we were still giving out points, that would have been worth enough points for you to steal the win from Mark. Great. Can we? It wasn't, though, so just calm down. Mark, winner's speech.

00:39:57 Speaker_03
I like my winner's speech like I like... This is hard. It's hard. I don't know how to do it half the time. I lost to this. I didn't, because all I want to do is say logical things, and I know it's not supposed to be logical.

00:40:13 Speaker_03
I don't know how I won this episode. I don't, I didn't, I don't remember a thing that was occurring when it was happening. There were a lot of tirades that helped you, I think. I blacked out. And my subconscious took over and that wasn't me.

00:40:27 Speaker_03
Therefore, anything that I said was that was supremely embarrassing is excused because that wasn't me. We need to revisit the cringe episode after this one.

00:40:35 Speaker_03
But hey, I'll take credit for my subconscious stooping in to lows I could never bring myself to. So thank you, me. You're welcome, me. Well put you. Congratulations to everyone, especially Mark. I like my friends. I got my pets submissive.

00:40:50 Speaker_03
Yeah, that was the correct answer. I'm not going to lie. That one. That one was one of the few where there was a correct answer and we didn't get to it. I mean, on a leash is pretty good. Yeah, on a leash. But submissive is more succinct. It's a good word.

00:41:03 Speaker_03
Anyway, Mark wins, which means you'll be hosting the next one. Hooray! Make sure you check out all of us at our channels Markiplier, LordMinion777, MySkirm, merch, distractiblestore.com. It's out there. Make sure you follow the podcast.

00:41:16 Speaker_03
If you follow it, then you'll get notifications and you'll never miss an episode. They come out Mondays and Fridays, but somehow you still miss it sometimes.

00:41:23 Speaker_03
And yes, I'm talking to you because we can tell when listeners don't come back and listen to the new episodes.

00:41:29 Speaker_01
We're like the Santa of podcasts.

00:41:31 Speaker_03
Is that a fat joke?

00:41:32 Speaker_01
So we see them when they're not watching. We know when they're awake and we know when they've been viewing or not. So watch distractible for fuck's sake. You know, it's a classic song.

00:41:43 Speaker_03
Anyway, that's the end of the episode. Mark will host the next one. I'm out of here. Podcast out.