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Episode: The Cost Is Correct

Author: Distractible
Duration: 00:54:49

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Summary

In this episode of 'The Cost Is Correct,' the Distractible hosts Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens explore a range of humorous anecdotes related to technology mishaps and celebrity memorabilia. They reflect on their tech challenges, including server issues and monitor troubles, while sharing laughs about the absurdity of certain auctions for bizarre celebrity items, such as French toast left uneaten by Justin Timberlake. The conversation seamlessly blends humor with reflections on culture and generational shifts, encouraging listeners to appreciate life's quirks through laughter.

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, bureaucratic Bob sleuths a screen situation, then forces his friends to guess the worth of the worthless. Wanking Wade allows Penthouse has power problems, but knows his toast.

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Marveling Mark has heat-related performance issues, then snaps up a scrutum strap, scarlet snot, and a ridden rubber. From porking pigs to Annie's huge helmet. It's time for The Cost Is Correct.

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Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractible. And I promise this is the only time during this entire episode that we're going to mention pig orgasms. I am your host.

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My name is Bob and I'm joined as ever by my two competitors for today and pro maybe host of next time. One of them, I guess, is how that works. Wade and Mark are here.

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I'm not saying the beginnings of these episodes have been off-putting, but I feel slightly off-put. It's a one and only time, so everyone keep that in mind. Dear Penthouse. Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to me.

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I'm shocked people even understand that reference because I don't even know, it's not even like my generation that that's from. It's not, no. That was like a joke my dad and like his age make. Gen X, I guess, is the generation that that is almost.

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Older Gen X. Is Penthouse even still around anymore? I know a lot of magazines are basically on the way out, so no idea.

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I'm not going to Google that just like I'm not going to Google Ashley Madison because I don't want that on my search history.

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Who's looking at your search history?

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The government.

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Yes, Penthouse Magazine still exists and is available in both print and digital formats, apparently. So it does still exist.

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I don't know if you guys remember back in the torrenting days, but I had a program called Kazaa. Oh, I've never heard of this. There's a radio station.

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I think, I don't know that these dudes are still on it, but if you heard of Bob and Tom, you guys have probably heard of Bob and Tom, right?

00:03:58 Speaker_07
Yes.

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Okay. Well, on top of their Mr. Obvious skits, which I liked, there was a song called Dear Penthouse that was on Bob and Tom. I listened to that in like the early 2000s.

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And every time I hear you guys say, Dear Penthouse, like during that episode, I just thought of that song the whole time. I know the whole song still after 25 years or whatever. I don't know anything about Penthouse Magazine.

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I only knew about it because of that song.

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That's fair. I think I only know about it from like weird 80s and 90s movie references where characters would make jokes about writing the penthouse for them.

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I don't even know when they would have been doing that as far as like publishing articles that other people put in there. That's what that joke is for those who don't get it. But also at the same time, people probably know that about it, right?

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Yeah, people know things. We're young.

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Our references are hip.

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Yeah. What's up, fellow youths?

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I just had my 12 year YouTube anniversary, which is kind of wild.

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Old, old, old. I've only been doing it for four.

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You've been doing it longer than me, you bitch. I've been watching you since 2007.

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Yeah, that's not true. I've been watching you since the womb. No, no, no. That was Smosh. That wasn't me. I don't even know who you are. Get out of my house.

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Yeah, we've been doing this a long time. We're old. No. What do you mean, we? I'm glad people like that episode. I was a little bit worried that that went on too long, but I can't control the dice. But I was like, man, this is a long bit.

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You know how you can control the dice is by not inviting them into our games in the future. That's how you can control them.

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Nah, people love dice. They love random chance. They love the wheels. Only you don't like them because they never work out for you.

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Everyone, and especially me, loves dice. You all love dice. Roll one right now. Let's see what the odds are. What am I? Roll a 20 or I hate dice.

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Let me guess.

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It's not a 20. It's a 17. Bullshit.

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If I saw 20, I was gonna cheat and roll it to 20, but I didn't even see the 20, so I wasn't gonna try it. I respect that.

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I'm gonna give you a didn't cheat because lazy point.

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Oh man, 17, 20 was right there. I just didn't see it because it was facing away from me.

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Oh man, what are we doing? What are we doing? I don't know.

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Everyone knows what we're doing. This is distractible. I'm the host, which means I'm the judge and you guys are trying to get points or less points. Maybe it's the golf score episode. I probably not. We're getting more unhinged as this year goes on.

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We're finally getting unhinged. That's where this podcast is going. Up until this recently, it's been very straight laced and made sense completely. We're so hinged. Look at my hinge.

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To be fair, I said more unhinged.

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That's why they call us the door of podcasts. Because we're hinged.

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Oh, I thought you said Dora and I was like, because knock or no knocking.

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But now we're the tornado of podcasts. Hinges are long gone.

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The reference only we know.

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I know that's literally a reference no, like five other people in the entire world might remember.

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God, I can't believe that rant didn't make it onto something that didn't get corrupted for something that doesn't actually exist out there and only a reference to it. It is. It is right up there in media about that right up there with tribute.

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You know, the song about the greatest song in the world. We have a tribute of the greatest bit in the world that no one else will ever hear. That was the original Bob's fridge. That was. Yeah, it really was. I think I might have been angrier.

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It was a shorter burst of anger. So it was more concentrated than Bob's fridge was.

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I don't remember what you were mad about, but I remember it was really funny.

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I was just tired. We were just trying to give a post show like interview for we were doing the behind the scenes and I was just fucking exhausted and everyone was just jerking around.

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My seat was uncomfortable because usually we did those in like the green room or in our somewhere backstage or whatever. And that one was like it was busy everywhere. So we were like, quick, cram in the bus. We'll do it in the bus.

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And I just got a bad seat. It just had a bad time. You know, I'm sorry, man.

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I just always regret that there's not a video of that.

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Oh, well, no one will ever know how good it was or wasn't anyway Excuse you. I was just there was dust on it.

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There was a hair on it So I blew it off while I'm putting it I thought you were about to then take that and slide it into the world's largest NES console

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I miss tech like that, but it's actually cake It turns on Mario starts playing and then you cut the TV and the NES into pieces. Okay, like whoa, what the fuck?

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I bet I can get an AI to render that video.

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Yeah, except it'll have like nine arms case Don't even have arms you take the good with the bad. Oh man sugar-free Red Bull is not the same It really hits you right in the right in the area. Anyway, you guys got small talk. How you doing? How you been?

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How's it going? I have a disaster. Oh, go on. So, you know, on the last episode, I was saying that my renter farm is working.

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I don't want to ruin the illusion for people, but you mean, you mean like 40 minutes ago? Yeah, when you bragged about how your render farm was working.

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Well, I said it in there because I knew that if I got into it, it would be a longer thing. So I didn't want that to be part of it. It has not been going as good as I may have suggested it was going. Uh-huh. Oh no. Go on.

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This is an issue that me and there's, uh, there's an it guy that's helping me out with the setting some of it up. He's doing more of the, like the software side, getting things to actually, uh, arranged in that capacity.

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And so one of the persistent problems is a server that I bought, which is a density, like a high density server. It's four nodes in like a two unit thing. They're long, but it's meant to cram as much process power into a small base as possible.

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The issue with that is not in me putting it together. It's not in the water cooling that I set up because in the compact space, you need water cooling or else it's going to overheat. They're so crammed in there.

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And so you need an external water cooling solution. All that works, but

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After all that work that I've put in, and I probably put in like 100, 200 hours into just setting up those parts of it with all the water cooling pieces in there, there's still a persistent performance problem. The chips themselves are fine.

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They come back and they all the checks come together. But what it's boiled down to is the specific server brand that it is has not put out an update to the chip set for those processors. And that's just something that is I

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I don't know if there's a way to just go directly to the Intel Mixa processors and go like, hey, you got drivers, give them to me. Or if it's something where you have to kind of like figure out a way to program it in yourself.

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You got to get the chipset drivers from the manufacturer of the processor and then they integrate with the board. But there's a problem. The longer you use them, the more the performance just starts to go.

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and then eventually it locks up so bad you can't use it. How long is this like if you do it for a couple days or is this like 10 minutes? 15 minutes is about the time it's not long enough. That's not long enough to do.

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I was like, yeah, you could just reset it every night. So I thought this would have resolved. I've done like BIOS updates. I've done, you know, firmware updates. I've done every update that I can that is provided by the manufacturer of the server.

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The end result, I think, and I'm in communication to like do a big return. is to do a different server platform. There's another company, and I'm not naming any of them because I don't know if one works or not.

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Okay, Asus servers, I'm going to say, are the ones that are not working right now in this specific use case. They have worked in other things that I've done before, Asus or whatever it's called.

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And so Gigabyte makes an equivalent product that has also the HyperDense four unit thing.

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But I have to undo all the water cooling.

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I literally have to unbuild everything I've built to pull it out of the computers, box those back up, return these giant hundred pound, gigantic boxes, and then get new ones in and rebuild all the bullshit all over again, which took me hours, days, weeks.

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This sounds like the kind of server I wouldn't leave a tip, and I always leave a tip.

00:12:09 Speaker_07
Give him a point. Alright, alright. Mark said so.

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Have you thought about talking to the server's manager?

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I am the manager!

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That sucks though, that really sucks. It's a big pain in the ass because as far as I know, it should work. They read fine. When they're working, the performance is exactly where it should be. All is lining up. It's not overheating.

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I even thought that it might have been one of the peripheral components in the server overheating. At one point I had a graphics card in there, a very small compact one. I took that out because I thought it was overheating.

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Apparently it was not the problem either. And no other peripheral in there because the fans are very loud. I do the water cooling also to try to quiet it down a bit. They're running at full bore and it's still just crashing.

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I think it's just because the chipset is not updated to run with those processors.

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There's some kind of paging file system memory system error that's building up over time that's causing like consecutive errors that run into each other and then eventually it freezes.

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That one's a little, eh, sus.

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Nope, nope, no.

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I give myself one for whatever that's worth.

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But anyway, so that's the latest. It's not all Sunshine Roses, but half of the other Renderfarm is still working. It's just those hyper dense ones that are not working, which are the most recent addition. And it's, it's something I can return.

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It's just like, that's ours. I don't have. Not devastating, but it's unfortunate. Just means I gotta undo a lot of work and redo it. But it'll probably be fine once you redo it. It'll probably work then. Yeah, it probably will, maybe.

00:13:35 Speaker_07
But I do know that the Gigabyte servers do have a more recent BIOS update than Asus did. Asus's last BIOS update is not only last year, but it's like mid last year. Whereas Gigabyte has a BIOS update that you can apply to the server as of early.

00:13:51 Speaker_07
This year which is after the processors actually launched so I know that the old BIOS is not is not Current as of the processors release date and these ones on the other server are so ideally that should work because processors are fine Probably.

00:14:07 Speaker_04
Great small talk. Thanks for suffering.

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I believe in you, buddy. Your agony has provided a lot of content over the years, Mark.

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Thank you. Can't wait to provide more whenever I get into 3D printing deeper because that's probably is my next hyper fixation. And oh boy, I can't wait. I've already had problems with this one here and it works great.

00:14:23 Speaker_05
And there's still been a lot of problems.

00:14:26 Speaker_04
I myself am also having tech problems. And I'm not the tech guy. You guys are the tech guys.

00:14:31 Speaker_07
I really wanted to do a spit take with my Red Bull there, but then I realized I would just be spraying it all over my monitor. And you could have some more tech problems.

00:14:39 Speaker_04
You would have at least gotten a bonus point for that, maybe.

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You're right. I probably would have. But I'll get I'll make it up on the back half.

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Guys, these monitors, they all three are on and they're working. And only once a week do I have to turn my computer off, unplug everything for 20 minutes, plug it back in and turn it on for them all three to work. It's normal. Yeah, I don't.

00:15:01 Speaker_07
Understand it's normal.

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I reached out to LG and I was like, why is this happening to me? And they went through all these questions. They're like, do you have three of this model? Yep. They all work. Yep. They work at the same time. Yep. These two work together.

00:15:15 Speaker_04
Those still work together. These two work together, but they don't all three always work together. Yep. That's it. Wait a minute. Do you have enough power? I assume so. Cause right now they're all three working.

00:15:25 Speaker_07
But that's that might be the thing. Because those monitors do require a lot of power. I know I think about this a lot because the power draw in my server is actually a big concern, which is why overkilled it.

00:15:36 Speaker_07
But even now with 240 volt circuits and stuff like that, I have to be very cognizant of the power with three monitors and a high powered computer and a NAS and don't you have another computer in there? He does?

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Oh yeah, there's two computers, four monitors, one with the other computer, camera, this, lights. That's a lot of power. Do you only have one circuit running to that room? I believe I have two. Are they plugged into the two?

00:15:58 Speaker_07
Do you know which plugs are the ones on the different ones?

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Well, let me tell you. Other computer and monitor, technology, are all on one.

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Everything else is on the other. Except for the lights. Lights are kind of spread out. How big is the power supply on your computer? Is it a 1600? They're an easy way to check without having to bend over and look at my computer.

00:16:17 Speaker_07
No, you kind of have to go look at it. It's yours is probably under the end of the shroud, under the bottom of the case, too, if I had to guess. So you'd really have to probably have to look at the back of the thing.

00:16:26 Speaker_07
I always get more power than I think I need. What's your graphics card? The 4090. It's probably a pretty beefy power supply. Probably quite large. Yeah.

00:16:36 Speaker_04
I don't get it, man.

00:16:37 Speaker_07
A house circuit is only 1800 watts you can pull out of it. It can do more, but then you risk tripping the fuse. What Mark is saying is you should plug a couple, if not all of your monitors into the other circuit on like an extension.

00:16:50 Speaker_04
I also have my computer plugged into like a battery backup.

00:16:54 Speaker_07
That definitely limits your power. That can only put out so much power. Do you have your monitors plugged into the UPS too? No, just the computer. It's probably a straight pass through that.

00:17:04 Speaker_07
It's probably still just so load on the whole circuit because those batteries usually are passed through until unless they detect something.

00:17:10 Speaker_04
Yeah. So far, I've had no issues with that. No, I don't think. But I don't know, man, I'm just tired of having to do that every single week because it's like a 20, 30 minute process. And sometimes I don't have that kind of time.

00:17:21 Speaker_04
Also, I haven't found a way to stop the monitors from like going to sleep or turning themselves off. And sometimes the issue is, if one of the monitors goes to sleep, it don't wake back up. And that's when I have to unplug and redo everything.

00:17:34 Speaker_04
Mark might be on to something.

00:17:35 Speaker_07
I might be on to something.

00:17:37 Speaker_04
Okay, maybe it is power.

00:17:38 Speaker_07
But LG, I went through all these questions with them. They didn't ask about power of all things. They were like, they probably assumed this guy's probably got the power necessary for it. Are they plugged into electricity? Check.

00:17:48 Speaker_04
Yeah, well I talked to the person and they were like, this is more than I usually deal with, let me get my manager. So I talked to the manager and whoever else too, and they were like, you know what you need to do? Who makes your graphics card?

00:17:58 Speaker_04
And I was like, well, it says Republic of Gamers, so you know who that means. Mark's favorite company right now. And they were like, you should reach out to them. They can solve our monitors not working.

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And I was like, ah, the classic must be their problem.

00:18:13 Speaker_04
So I reached out and I actually never heard back from their tech support team ever.

00:18:17 Speaker_07
The number one customer service solution followed closely there by the number two customer service solution of don't return that one.

00:18:24 Speaker_04
They're working. They're working right now. They work great when they work. But man, once a week, unplug everything, sit here fucking myself for 20 minutes, plug them back in.

00:18:33 Speaker_07
That middle part doesn't seem like it's necessary.

00:18:35 Speaker_04
I'll see you pass the time.

00:18:36 Speaker_07
That would also make sense why two does work, because that probably means that two but not three of them tucks right under the power, potentially. I don't know.

00:18:45 Speaker_07
Would it pop the breaker, though, or would it just would you just have like weird malfunctioning stuff because you'd be starving something for power? I don't know how that works with electricity. I don't know.

00:18:58 Speaker_06
Anyway, Mark's probably white.

00:18:59 Speaker_07
Mark's probably white, Wade. What? Excuse me! Mark's probably white. I knew it! You should plug your monitors in somewhere else. I will try that. The power's been mentioned.

00:19:11 Speaker_07
Have you ever happened to notice, does it happen when there's a lot of shit happening so the monitors might be operating at peak something?

00:19:20 Speaker_04
No, the first time it happened, I literally launched a game from Steam. I launched once human and then one of them went off and never came back on.

00:19:27 Speaker_04
After that, no, it's just literally I'll turn my computer on and then only two of the monitors will work. Or if the monitors go to sleep, check my little mouse and then only two come back on and then I'll go into like NVIDIA control or display.

00:19:38 Speaker_04
It's like only two monitors detected. Well, there's a third one plugged in. Nope, that doesn't exist.

00:19:43 Speaker_07
Sounds like you might not have enough power. This is unrelated to anything, but I really want someone to make a computer mouse that makes the noises that the rat from Rat Shaker makes every time you move it.

00:19:58 Speaker_05
You could just have it in the background as you do anything in there.

00:20:05 Speaker_07
I can't believe you voiced that character without even telling us you were going to be in the game, Mark. I thought a lot of people were like, this sounds just like you. I was like, that's Takahata. I swore. He even DM'd me afterwards.

00:20:15 Speaker_07
I was like, I thought it was, I thought it was me too. And I forgot that I did something. You guys know who Takahata is?

00:20:20 Speaker_04
I think so. That name sounds familiar.

00:20:21 Speaker_07
He voiced pretty much everything. He voiced a lot of the Team Four Star stuff. He was Cell, you know. Yeah, that's okay. That's what I thought. He's now a VTuber.

00:20:28 Speaker_04
Yeah, I watched um, I watched uh, the DBZ abridged with like the creator director's cut or whatever it was where they did commentary.

00:20:35 Speaker_07
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00:21:33 Speaker_07
I have an episode mark your last episode idea gave me another a new episode idea Bob's hyper fixation kind of this is really sort of this is a hyper fixation but I want to talk about this because I think it's weird and not in a judgmental way because you can like whatever you want and I certainly wouldn't begrudge anyone I just think it's weird how much people are willing to spend on this

00:21:58 Speaker_07
Today I want to talk about celebrity memorabilia. Lots of, I don't know about lots, some people are willing to spend untold amounts of money on things like one of Lady Gaga's broken acrylic nails from her Born This Way tour and so on.

00:22:19 Speaker_07
And like, I get that people collect things and maybe you love a celebrity. Is there a celebrity for you guys where you're like, oh, if I just had like their autograph, oh, that'd be cool. I'd love to have that, isn't it?

00:22:29 Speaker_07
Does this connect with you at all on any level? Not really. I don't really look up to any celebrity at all or really ever have.

00:22:38 Speaker_05
There probably are some exceptions.

00:22:40 Speaker_04
Most of them are short.

00:22:41 Speaker_05
No, stop. No, it's the opposite. It's the opposite. Stop. What the fuck was that? Sorry, I don't know what that was.

00:22:53 Speaker_06
Wait, it's where your laugh finally happened!

00:22:59 Speaker_07
It's just like pure, uh, Dr. Evil. Now somehow it's less. No, it's less now. That fucked my sinuses up, though.

00:23:06 Speaker_04
Something is horribly wrong inside my head now.

00:23:09 Speaker_07
You should get that deviated septum fixed. That's what you need to do.

00:23:12 Speaker_04
Ah, surgery. Who needs it? Molly had that. She's in pain. I don't want that.

00:23:15 Speaker_07
Molly had that didn't fix nothing. This is not a thing that I particularly understand either. But like I said, collect what you want to collect. Lots of people like things that are not interesting to me.

00:23:22 Speaker_04
Even Shakira, man. It's like I wouldn't. What would I do with it? I remember there's like the weird owl eBay song was like Shatner's old toupee I found on eBay. It's like, why would you want? What do you do with that?

00:23:32 Speaker_07
I don't know. But what I do want to talk about more particularly now that I know you guys are both experts on this topic is I want to play the game of the price is right dish on celebrity memorabilia that has sold. We're gonna do it.

00:23:47 Speaker_07
We're gonna do it as like a back and forth higher, lower. So someone gets to go first. I will tell you if it's higher or lower than that. And we'll zero in. And I don't know if we're going to go all the way to the exact number.

00:24:00 Speaker_07
We're going to zero in until I'm satisfied that we're in the ballpark enough. If we nail it like dead on, do we automatically win the episode? It's it's prices. It's double showcase rules. If you guess the exact price of a thing, you instantly win.

00:24:13 Speaker_07
I'll even say the episode is instantly over. Editors, if someone guesses the exact price, the moment I look at the camera and go, that's correct. That's exactly. Black screen episode. Don't wait for me to do anything. Just mid sentence. Just yeah.

00:24:29 Speaker_07
And no Googling. This is one where these are such specific things. You could definitely find out the answers by Googling. That's fair. But here we go.

00:24:36 Speaker_07
In the year 2000, one lucky NSYNC fan got the opportunity of a lifetime because they got to have an breakfast interview on a radio station live with Justin Timberlake.

00:24:50 Speaker_07
And the fan was taken even more by surprise when JT didn't eat his French toast and just left it on the plate. And they thought to themselves, as any of us might, well, I better take the French toast with me.

00:25:04 Speaker_07
They then sold that French toast at auction. French toast he didn't eat, didn't touch. It was just sat in front of him for an entire, I'm assuming not very long interview.

00:25:14 Speaker_04
He breathed on it.

00:25:16 Speaker_07
This was this was French toast that was in the presence of JT. It felt how back sexy was even before everyone else knew.

00:25:23 Speaker_04
That's not even a collectible you could keep because food. OK, go on.

00:25:27 Speaker_07
How much did this French toast sell for at auction? How much was French toast in the year 2000, like? 30 cents? I don't know. How much is a gallon of milk these days? I have a guess. Marco's first. Lower.

00:25:52 Speaker_05
I thought the episodes are gonna end right there.

00:25:54 Speaker_07
I thought I had that good I was really honestly hoping it would but no lower lower.

00:25:59 Speaker_04
Sorry $87.50 higher no

00:26:05 Speaker_07
$284 higher $726 higher so I was close. You were very close Yeah, that's why I cringe there was a reason that I was like, oh $1,221 lower.

00:26:14 Speaker_06
Okay, so I wasn't that closer I guess

00:26:27 Speaker_07
You were fairly close for a blind guess. Lower.

00:26:30 Speaker_05
Lower. Higher.

00:26:44 Speaker_07
$1,054 and 79 cents. Lower. Oh, damn it. 22 cents. Lower. Higher. Fuck. Come on. Lower.

00:27:10 Speaker_07
I don't think it counts after the we can do the higher and lower It's sort of the first guess is where that really that was for French toast that you could keep for like a day And then you to throw out anyway, it doesn't make any 19 year old who?

00:27:23 Speaker_07
Apparently won the bidding war on the French toast said grad I'll probably freeze dry it and then seal it and keep it on my dresser again Not here to judge what other people might enjoy in their lives

00:27:36 Speaker_07
I would not be interested in having that anywhere in my life, but I hope you enjoyed your thousand dollar French toast.

00:27:42 Speaker_04
You know the show, Hey Arnold, where Helga like would have Arnold's gum and she made like a shrine of gum. That is less weird to me than the French toast.

00:27:51 Speaker_07
And they ended up together after all. It was true love, I think, didn't they? It's okay, guys. This next one is something that, yes, it's memorabilia, but also it's really useful. In 2008, Scarlett Johansson appeared on The Tonight Show.

00:28:07 Speaker_07
At some point during her time on the show, she needed to blow her nose. After leaving behind some lipstick and also some nose boogers, she signed the tissue and sealed it in a bag Oh, she did this. She did this. She signed it.

00:28:40 Speaker_07
There's a picture of her on the show. She signs it. She puts it in a bag on TV, takes it, puts cells on eBay, donates to charity. How much money did Scarlett Johansson slash Samuel L. Jackson's germs get to donate to charity in 2008?

00:28:57 Speaker_07
Wade gets to go first on this one.

00:28:58 Speaker_04
Alright, 2008. That was like the housing financial crisis. Money was tight. Scarlett Johansson. Charity ups the value just because people will be like, I'll spend more because it's for a good cause.

00:29:08 Speaker_04
If the French toast was $1,000, they didn't even touch it. A tissue with her snot and lipstick and Samuel L. Jackson disease. That's gotta be like $8,734. Ooh.

00:29:19 Speaker_07
Lower. Financial crisis. Financial crisis. In 2008. So I'm thinking, like, she was in the first Iron Man, I believe. That was, like, the second one, wasn't it? Where she fights Happy in the intro of the whole thing?

00:29:31 Speaker_07
That's the start of the second one where the S.H.I.E.L.D. guys are trying to... But she wasn't even MCU. Okay, so, yeah. But she was in several movies, so... I mean, she was already famous. The MCU didn't make Scarlett Johansson, I don't think.

00:29:43 Speaker_07
I'm gonna go with my previous guess, $1,384. I love that guess. Higher. Damn.

00:29:49 Speaker_04
$4,222. Bad guess.

00:29:55 Speaker_07
Terrible guess, terrible guess. Yeah, probably higher because some bodily fluids are involved. You could clone Scarlett Johansson probably from that tissue if you could. Terrible guess, lower. Lower. Lower. Higher. Lower. $53. Is that it? No. Oh, man.

00:30:29 Speaker_06
Slower than that. No, that's fucking me. It's $5,300. Goddammit, what the fuck?

00:30:39 Speaker_07
Bullshit, I was honestly I was gonna give that back to you But even you seem to have conceded that mark mark took that one unfair and square from you fine I was busy trying to figure out what movies she was known for before 2008.

00:30:51 Speaker_04
Did you figure it out? She was in like the prestige. She was in Home Alone 3 2007 she was in a drama with a Chris Evans.

00:30:59 Speaker_07
She was in Home Alone 3. I don't remember Home Alone 3 very much I don't know what that was the one that first one without Macaulay Culkin.

00:31:06 Speaker_04
Oh

00:31:06 Speaker_07
Yeah, that was that was I think the first one without him.

00:31:09 Speaker_07
And that was the house and the oh, I don't remember the story, but I remember like the setting in the house and the and the kid had a like was really into remote control cars or something and had a car with like a camera on it that he was driving around.

00:31:20 Speaker_04
I think she played his older sister in that movie, Molly Pruitt.

00:31:24 Speaker_07
Oh, my God. I still don't remember her as being in that movie, but she must have been like really young. I don't know. Anyway, I like I like that movie. All right, guys, you'll definitely know this next one. It's it was very public.

00:31:36 Speaker_07
John Oliver on his show last week tonight, famous for buying funny shit with HBO's money because he's he's a funny guy at Russell Crowe's Art of Divorce auction.

00:31:49 Speaker_07
I guess was an auction where they were selling off things to pay for a divorce he was going through it's unclear it's not explained in this but the total the art of divorce auction netted 3.7 million dollars in sales but from this auction John Oliver bought the jock strap that Russell Crowe wore while filming the movie Gladiator

00:32:11 Speaker_07
Oh, Oliver is quoted as saying it's a big price to pay just to find out what Russell Crowe's balls smelled like in 2005. And apparently he I don't know if he did, but he was the end of the quote. Yeah, it's a big price to pay for. Yeah.

00:32:25 Speaker_07
Anyway, apparently they donated it to a struggling video store in Alaska as like a now they have like an attraction. Some people go to the store. help support the business. But anyway, Russell Crowe's jockstrap from Gladiator. It's a big price.

00:32:39 Speaker_07
Hey, John Oliver said big price. Mark goes first. One of the most favorite movies of all time. Just had a sequel maybe come out. Did it come out? Has it come out? Yeah, like this this past weekend.

00:32:49 Speaker_07
I think yeah, I mean recently maybe or in the future We don't know in the news jockstrap.

00:32:54 Speaker_07
He probably would have worn it multiple times really soaked in there, but 2005 it doesn't get better with age or to some people probably I'm guessing this was resold because someone was like, oh, I gotta get rid of this thing. It's getting ripe.

00:33:05 Speaker_05
So I'm gonna guess 2385 higher $15,125. Man.

00:33:12 Speaker_04
Well, bold guess. It is lower than that. I wish it was $15,000.

00:33:15 Speaker_07
I'm not going to lie. Gladiator is such a big film. $5,000 even. Higher. Lower. Higher. Higher. $8,437 higher 8,500 higher 8,500 and $29 higher 8,600 lower $8,575 lower 8,000 650 550, that's 550. I don't know, you can't change it. It's lower than 8650.

00:33:58 Speaker_07
I'm gonna go ahead and say that's your guess. What the fuck? Fine, it's lower than 8550. Ding ding ding. This is bullshit. Well, you got it wrong with either guess. I just think this price is bullshit!

00:34:13 Speaker_07
You're the one who pressured me to give Mark the tighter clue with your bad- Dammit! Protesting. Why are you listening to me? Man, one of you really cares about celebrity memorabilia, and one of you really is unbothered.

00:34:25 Speaker_05
Which one? I don't know who's who. We look at Mark's background and we see the chalk strap on the guy. This, this NVMe drive I've been twiddling, it was up Samuel L. Jackson's behind.

00:34:36 Speaker_07
Oh, it's like Christopher Walken in the pocket watch. Kept it in his ass. I want to go... Weirder. Oh, weirder. Okay. Oh, this one's interesting. This one's interesting because it has a, it has a twist that impacts the value of it. Okay. I almost died.

00:34:52 Speaker_07
You all right? I have an anecdote. Okay. Anecdote break. So this is just a random thing that I don't know why I was reminded when you said weirder. I remembered something I witnessed the other day.

00:35:02 Speaker_07
Amy and I were in a restaurant and we were, it was, it was quiet. There weren't that many people in there. And someone came in and asked for a glass of water and then was looking around and watching the sushi chefs make, it was a sushi place.

00:35:16 Speaker_07
And out of the corner of my eye, I'm not paying him much mind, but I noticed something fell on the floor.

00:35:21 Speaker_07
Out of my peripheral, I look over, and this man is now walking very quickly out the door, and I look on the floor, and there's a used condom on the floor.

00:35:29 Speaker_07
And my brain processed that this man, as for a glass of water, walked over to watch the sushi chefs, and then a used condom fell out of his pant leg onto the floor.

00:35:38 Speaker_05
That man was celebrity, uh, and I... I've been sold it on auction for $7,200.

00:35:46 Speaker_07
Anyway, I don't know, it just reminded me of that. If a used condom fell out of Justin Timberlake's pant leg, it would have sold for so much at auction. Oh my god, it would have sold for so much. You can guarantee it. Even Russell Crowe's pant leg.

00:35:58 Speaker_07
I mean, 2005 Russell Crowe, he was pretty, he was hunky, right?

00:36:02 Speaker_04
Yeah, forget gamer girl bathwater, you'd have singer boy jizz rubber.

00:36:07 Speaker_07
I just don't get why you ran away. You're the kind of person who where a used condom might just fall out of your pants because you didn't even realize that had happened. He should've just owned it and been like, eh, happens a lot.

00:36:17 Speaker_07
Eh, well, happens a lot. All the time. Like a condom falls out of your pants and you're like, oh no, they're gonna know I have a lot of sex. Like, that's a weird mix of reaction with consequence with reaction, I guess. I don't know.

00:36:30 Speaker_05
I wear so many of these. This happens all the time. Is it like a fucking run? Why did he dispose of it after?

00:36:34 Speaker_06
He's just like, it was raining outside before.

00:36:38 Speaker_07
Runs away like a Muppet. So I didn't know what to do because it's like, do I tell an employee?

00:36:43 Speaker_05
Are they going to think it's my condom? So, but... Are they going to think it's my condom? Honestly, it's not mine. I swear I, this dude was in here and I heard a plop and I looked over and there was a condom on the ground. I'm not saying whose it was.

00:36:59 Speaker_04
I hope someone saw you looking down at the ground at the condom and just like staring at it. And they're like, Markiplier, just leave a condom on the ground. Didn't say anything.

00:37:10 Speaker_05
I'm gonna sell that on eBay!

00:37:12 Speaker_07
Thankfully, uh, well not thankfully for the waitstaff, but one of the waitstaffs came over around the corner, looked down before they stepped on or anything, went like, oh wow, and then went to get a broom and dustpan.

00:37:24 Speaker_05
Is that a Trojan Magnum? Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

00:37:29 Speaker_07
Is it my lucky day? I did one of these for later. I was just thinking, I don't know if I can afford one of these and dinner. It's barely used. Who would throw away a perfectly good condom? What's the eBay market like for lightly used condoms?

00:37:47 Speaker_05
Great condition. Proof that it's sealed. They just hold it up. It's not dripping. See?

00:37:52 Speaker_03
I'm sorry. I distracted us.

00:37:56 Speaker_07
Let's get back to the list. Good story, Mark. Good story. Anyway, Joan Rivers, famous like celebrity personality hosts things on TV. You know, Joan River. She's always on the red carpet interviewing people.

00:38:09 Speaker_07
She's like a famous celebrity personality type person. She has a dog or had a dog at one point anyway.

00:38:16 Speaker_04
I was going to say, didn't she pass away like 10 years ago?

00:38:18 Speaker_07
Possibly. I don't actually, I don't know her followers. So if she did, this isn't funny, so it's not ruining her memory. It's about her dog. She had a dog named Spike, is a terrier. This dog lived a charmed life and had a bespoke Tiffany's dog bowl.

00:38:34 Speaker_07
Tiffany's is that very famous like jewelry brand. It's known for their, known for their diamonds. The Tiffany blue thing. It's a, it's like a high end. If you get a Tiffany's box, you've got some fancy shit in there.

00:38:46 Speaker_07
Spike's Tiffany Bespoke Dog Bowl apparently sold at auction for almost 30 times its estimated worth just for its Tiffany-ness. How much did it sell for? Uh, Wade goes first? Yeah, Wade goes first.

00:39:00 Speaker_04
Oh, good. Okay. Tiffany's is expensive. 30 times. 30 times that value.

00:39:06 Speaker_07
I don't know what this dog bowl looked like if there were any like gems in it or if it was just the ceramic. I'm gonna throw a hint out and say I hope there were some gems or diamonds or something in it.

00:39:16 Speaker_04
Let's go $15,000. I'm going cheap. It is lower than that.

00:39:21 Speaker_07
Cheap! It's a dog bowl!

00:39:23 Speaker_04
Yeah, but 30 times its value.

00:39:25 Speaker_06
How much are your dog bowls?

00:39:27 Speaker_04
I don't get them from Tiffany's where you spend a minimum of $500.

00:39:31 Speaker_07
I don't force my dogs to drink out of anything that costs less than 20 racks.

00:39:35 Speaker_04
I think assuming it was $500 was a fair assumption.

00:39:39 Speaker_07
You think that Bob was playing that up too much? Come on, Wade.

00:39:43 Speaker_05
It's a dog bowl.

00:39:44 Speaker_07
Celebrity, Tiffany's, 30 times value. I was like, okay, it's got gems in it, it's the big bowl. He was leading you to the water you didn't drink. I basically told you the answer.

00:39:54 Speaker_04
A $500 dog bowl from Tiffany's is not that absurd of a thought.

00:39:58 Speaker_07
All right, it's lower. No, it's higher. Yeah, that's a funny number, Mark. That was the funniest number you've said yet, I think. Thank you. Thank you very much.

00:40:12 Speaker_04
$6,750. Higher. Higher. $10,000, $11,000, $12,000, and $13,000. Higher. Why is $15,000 such a crazy number?

00:40:15 Speaker_07
We're in the ballpark now. I don't know. Maybe I'm just reacting randomly to throw you off the scent. $14,000. Wow. Mark's really kicking your ass today.

00:40:44 Speaker_06
It's 14 sold for $14,000. It was super close to it. I know.

00:40:52 Speaker_05
Yeah. Weird how that works, isn't it? This is some bullshit. I want my ink. I was just chucking 14 even to get close. I didn't know that was it. Wow.

00:41:00 Speaker_04
I'm the guy in Oregon Trail who cocks his wagon and floats and dies watching everyone else cock their wagons and succeed. Get better cock. I can't. I can't afford the toilet to handle it.

00:41:12 Speaker_06
Well, this next one involves multiple famous people, so that'll make it easier.

00:41:16 Speaker_07
Kim Kardashian bought this. Oh, at least a million. For one of her children, North West. I don't know if West is still their last name, but her child North, named North. For Christmas, this child was six years old.

00:41:29 Speaker_07
So obviously this was the absolutely perfect gift for a six year old. It was an outfit worn by Michael Jackson.

00:41:39 Speaker_07
It was a jacket with a lot of fancy embroidery on it, and I don't know if it's all together, but sitting around it there was a white glove and also the iconic sort of white hat, the smooth criminal hat, that still has a little bit of stage makeup on it because it was actually worn.

00:41:56 Speaker_04
I was thinking Jackson 5 so the kid could at least wear the outfit. This is an adult Michael Jackson outfit.

00:42:01 Speaker_07
This is like one of Michael Jackson's iconic god of pop music during his peak outfits. I'm sure you can imagine he had lots of very nice tailored, embroidered jackets and elaborate stage outfits and things. This is one of those.

00:42:17 Speaker_07
It's a very fancy, worn in an actual performance, possibly multiple times, perfect gift for a six-year-old for Christmas. Anyway, how much did this sell for? My guess? Marco's first, yeah.

00:42:33 Speaker_07
$60,000 higher I Thought you were about to end it right there, so that was that was a powerful guess, but it is higher $69,000 lower 60,995. Higher. Higher. Lower. We're dancing all around it. It's higher than that. There you go.

00:42:53 Speaker_07
I don't know if you noticed. I don't know if you guys are picking up yet. These are all like mostly even ish numbers that we're coming across here. No, no, one of them is not going to be. We're going to keep doing our thing.

00:43:16 Speaker_07
I don't think I've got a single one of these. This is my coin flip. You you have not gotten a single one of these.

00:43:23 Speaker_04
Don't call it a comeback, baby. I'm coming back. I'm still mad about the dog bowl, guys. That was so close.

00:43:28 Speaker_07
I know. I really screwed you on that one. You sure did, but it's fine. You're gay, man. This might be the last one because we're coming up on time here, but this is one that I know we know about. Especially Wade knows about this. This mask.

00:43:42 Speaker_07
was worn when Darth Vader revealed to Luke that he was in fact his father. This is the mask that was captured on film during that iconic scene during that classic franchise. The mask is made of fiberglass and foam.

00:43:59 Speaker_07
It is an actual movie prop so it's not made out of anything super nice. serves its purpose. It looks like Darth Vader because it is the mask that is Darth Vader.

00:44:08 Speaker_07
It sold for a little bit more than double what they thought it was going to go for at auction. That's a completely unhelpful hint. What year was it auctioned? I don't even know if I have that information.

00:44:20 Speaker_04
Because that's going to affect the price a lot, too, because it was auctioned in 1980 versus 2020 or something. Oh, 2019. There we go.

00:44:26 Speaker_07
OK. Very recent. Very recent. 2019. Was that before after the new trilogy kind of flop it's kind of in the middle of it isn't it didn't like Didn't the first one of the new trilogy come out and like well.

00:44:40 Speaker_07
I don't wasn't that twice 18 2017 I'm time is weird man.

00:44:44 Speaker_04
I don't remember what years they all came out.

00:44:46 Speaker_07
I don't know All right, so anyway How much more did it go for it went for a little bit more than twice as much as they thought it was going to go for $20,000 higher.

00:44:57 Speaker_07
Oh, apparently the force awakens came out in 2015 the last Jedi came out in 2017 and the rise of Skywalker came out at the end of 2019, but this was leading up to the release of the third movie in the new trilogy I'm gonna guess because all these have been increasing Oh mark seeing patterns 100

00:45:17 Speaker_07
$17,000. Higher. Fuck. Higher. Higher. Fuck. Higher. Lower. But what if it was higher? Wouldn't that be funny? $1.5 million.

00:45:26 Speaker_05
Lower. $1.15 million.

00:45:45 Speaker_06
Lower.

00:45:46 Speaker_07
One million dollars! God, I wish it was, but it's really not. It's lower than that. Higher. Higher. Lower. Lower. Higher. Higher. Lower! Yay! Wade got one! Hooray!

00:46:15 Speaker_04
How many more of these we got? Let's go. Power thirst.

00:46:18 Speaker_05
Power thirst? Power thirst. Speed farming. What the fuck am I chasing? Keep going. You got it. Higher. Lower. I don't want to play anymore.

00:46:28 Speaker_07
There's no way I can even rig this to help you out, Wade. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. Excellent. Wade, I will give you three guesses.

00:46:36 Speaker_07
And if you get this on any of the three guesses, I will give you three points on first guess, two points on second guess, one point on third guess.

00:46:43 Speaker_04
Excellent. I think I'm only down by one, so that's good.

00:46:46 Speaker_07
Yeah, ish. Michael Jordan, basketball superstar, wore these Nike Airships during the regular season of his rookie year in 1984 and then signed them.

00:46:59 Speaker_07
He gifted these autographed shoes to a Denver Nuggets ball boy after a game when he felt like he was done using them.

00:47:08 Speaker_07
He needed a new pair, he signed them, and he just gave them to one of the ball boys on the court as he was making his way back to the locker room or whatever.

00:47:15 Speaker_07
And I don't know if the ball boy kept them until this sale, but most recently they sold at auction. Signed, Michael Jordan, Rookie Airships. How much did they sell for? Guess number one.

00:47:27 Speaker_04
I was trying to trick you into telling me.

00:47:28 Speaker_07
It might've worked.

00:47:29 Speaker_04
$2,000,000. Lower. Higher.

00:47:34 Speaker_07
$1.5 million. Oh, $1.5 million on guest number three earned you one point. That's right, Mark. I'm not an ordinary contestant. Wade knows about Darth Vader and basketball, and Mark knows about literally everything else.

00:47:53 Speaker_07
That's what we're going to call it on the points. The person whose name I read first. I'm not going to tell you. Maybe you win. Maybe you lose. Don't read into it. Wade, your name is first. You earn points for didn't cheat because lazy. Then it's cake.

00:48:06 Speaker_07
Give him a point because Mark gave you one. Wade's real laugh came out. Cheap dog bowl scoff. Darth Vader mask and Air Jordans. That's like 30 points. Mark, you earned points for old, old, old, you know, The render farm? Do you have enough power?

00:48:23 Speaker_07
Justin Timberlake French toast? Scarlett Johansson's gross tissue? Russell Crowe balls? Mark's used condom? Portions going $1,000. Oh, what did I write? $44,000 bowl, probably. And Michael Jackson's outfit.

00:48:38 Speaker_07
You literally got six of those correct to Wade's too, but he got two important ones correct.

00:48:45 Speaker_03
just because they're more important, but dollar mountain. Go have pity on me. I'm having a stroke. Oh, give me the win.

00:48:53 Speaker_07
Oh, all right. Mark earned some bonus stroke points. Probably. Wade, you earned a total seven points for all of that. And Mark, you earned a total of eight points. Aw, damn your stroke! I gave you the win!

00:49:04 Speaker_07
Aw, that stopped Bob from having to spin the wheel of pain, probably. Nah, I didn't even give him the bonus stroke point. Honestly, you needed to get the Michael Jordan sneakers guess on the first try to have a chance at winning.

00:49:15 Speaker_07
You were three or two points down when you took that challenge. Honestly, I'm surprised I was that close. You did get it in three guesses, which was pretty good, which did earn you a point, but that was not enough.

00:49:25 Speaker_07
As the loser, Wade, please give us a loser speech. Look, I think this episode is proof in the pudding that I don't really collect much.

00:49:34 Speaker_04
I don't care about celebrities, including if you count us.

00:49:38 Speaker_07
You don't care about me?

00:49:39 Speaker_04
We're just all normal people and no one needs to buy weird stuff that we might leave behind. That being said, I've got some old cutlery that I've been using for years.

00:49:48 Speaker_07
Might be on eBay soon, and you should definitely buy it for lots of money. That'll probably work. I just wanna throw this out there, I totally forgot I had another webpage open.

00:49:57 Speaker_07
I was gonna have you guys guess how much three sections of Corporal Light, which is fossilized dinosaur poop, is worth. But that's, uh, we didn't get to that. So, maybe next time we'll talk about dinosaur poop. Anyway, Mark, winner speech?

00:50:10 Speaker_07
Uh, I've realized now that if I start sneezing into tissues and selling them at rapid pace, I can make far more money than I ever did making YouTube videos or even this podcast.

00:50:20 Speaker_07
So I'm officially announcing my retirement and my untirement to eBay's sneeze department. So, look forward to a lot of me and a lot of tissues.

00:50:30 Speaker_04
That sounds- that's- Don't be weirded out if you invite Bob and I over and we go through your trash. And wardrobe.

00:50:36 Speaker_07
Well, he doesn't have anything in there, so I think that's pretty much useless. Why do I want his one pair of pants that's full of holes? Yeah, it is really that. I was about to say it is. I do not have pants.

00:50:46 Speaker_04
Those will sell for so much, Mark. People want your holy pants.

00:50:49 Speaker_07
Well, these are Mark's only pants. He's just naked now. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, Mark. You did really well. I feel like that was very fair.

00:50:57 Speaker_07
You both had a lot of knowledge on the subject, and I'm really proud of myself for coming up with such a good idea that everyone loves so much. That's the end of the episode.

00:51:04 Speaker_07
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