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Episode: Kylie Kelce on Love Actually, Blind Ranking Christmas Movies and the Best Kelce Gift Giver | Ep 119

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Kelce! Kylie joins us to debate if “Love Actually” is even a Christmas movie, what Jason thought was the most ridiculous storyline, and which character gets aggressively labeled a “ho.” We also touch on why ‘Christmas Vacation’ might be the perfect holiday family movie, attempt a chaotic blind ranking of all-time Christmas movies, and give some advice for what to do if someone you love is a bad gift giver. And don’t forget, we will return next week with an incredible guest episode on Thursday, January 2nd. Stay tuned to our social pages to see who we got lined up for the 92%ers. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify....Download the full podcast here:Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMbApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynwFollow New Heights on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshowYou can still submit a fan vote for Walter Payton Man of the Year by tweeting #WPMOY + @tkelceSupport the Show: MONOPOLY GO!: Join your friends and download MONOPOLY GO! today free on the AppStore or Google Play.SEATGEEK: Use our code for 15% off on SeatGeek (up to $20 off). https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/KELCECFPFARMER’S DOG: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at https://TheFarmersDog.com/newheights. Plus, you get FREE shipping! AMERICAN EXPRESS: No matter what kind of dinner you make, the American Express Platinum Card offers a range of benefits designed to enhance every journey. For full terms and to learn more, visit https://americanexpress.com/withAmex.ALLSTATE: Checking first is smart. So, check https://Allstate.com first for a quote that could save you hundreds. ACCELERATOR: Don’t miss out on this deal! Get a case of Orange Ice Pop on DrinkAccelerator.com for ONLY $13.87 with code POP1387 at https://www.drinkaccelerator.com/collections/accelerator. Limit one per customer.NFL SUNDAY TICKET: NFL Sunday Ticket is helping us recap our favorite moments from New Heights in 2024 on our socials this week. You can still get NFL Sunday Ticket for $49 and you’ll be able to catch the last few weeks of the NFL regular season!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's audible.com slash new heights. There's nothing sweet about this. I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction.

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He's an advocate for communication. He wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem.

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Well, let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance.

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I'm Travis Kelsey, my big brother, Jason Kelsey, and my sister in law, Kylie Kelsey, has decided to join us for this very, very special episode. Subscribe on YouTube.

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One three plus wherever you get to podcast all the show on all social media at New Heights show with one s and Jason, this is your time to tell everyone what we're doing here.

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yeah well we got a outstanding new heights episode where we're going to be diving into the new heights film club but not just one film that's right oh yeah for a little present for your holiday uh we're going to be giving you a double dose of film reviews love actually and christmas vacation double down

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the double deuce. So, without further ado, let's get into a little bit of new news. I don't know if you guys have seen, but my wife Kylie has a number one podcast in the world right now. Number one. Number one. Well, on Apple Podcasts.

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We should stipulate Apple Podcasts, number one podcast. Yeah, how's it been? any easier or harder than we, do we even, I don't think we gave her any advice.

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No, she didn't ask me. You didn't? Yeah, she didn't ask me either. She probably was like, what do I need advice for?

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Clearly she chose right. Yeah. No, I would love advice from you guys on what not to do.

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Yeah, exactly. There you go. Yeah. We'll get a good team that edits well.

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Well, how's it going, Kai? Um, it's going great. I've gotten to have some really great conversations with incredible people.

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And I mean, talking to myself is a little weird, but that's, I was about to ask, how was the one man show or one woman show?

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Um, Queen Emma's writing rundowns that really make it go easy, but nice.

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Nice. Um, yeah.

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Yeah. It's, uh, it's interesting talking to yourself for that much.

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You don't have an intern doing it for you.

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What's that?

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You're actually paying somebody. We have interns do that stuff for us.

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No, you have an executive producer.

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Yeah, we have, we have like volunteers that just come in and we don't, we don't, we don't pay people that we don't. Yeah, we actually, sorry, Brandon, we need to fix that.

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Interns only. That's how you run a business.

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That's how in nineties businesses ran.

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So you sell a hundred million dollar podcast right there. Interns, baby. Jesus Christ.

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Take advantage of that. How is it this short in the show and it's already off the rails? No, this is on the rails right here.

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We're on the rails going high speeds.

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We're on the new heights rails. Is that what it is? Headed straight for Christmas Review Town. Why did you make us review this movie before we get into it?

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Yeah, yeah. Tell us about your love for actual love. Love actually.

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Love Actually is one of my favorite movies, period. Like outside of like not just holiday movies. One of your favorite movies. Yes. Like up there with like Shawshank Redemption and... You said that like it was a joke but I love that movie too.

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He started listening like he was going to be like... It's a joke.

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The joke isn't that Shawshank is up there. That's not the joke. I think that's pretty routinely up there with best movie of all time.

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Jason, you might be the oddball out here. I actually enjoyed Love Actually.

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It's not... You don't have to say that, Travis. I will concede. I will concede. It's not an unenjoyable movie to watch. Nice. My issue is the Christmas aspect of it. And then also just like the overall...

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We're gonna get into it, but the overall sentiment and lessons and overall values that it expounds are absolutely horrendous. But we'll dive into that.

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This is gonna be a fun one.

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I really do love the movie.

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I think, are we going to the movie now?

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What are we going to do? I can't wait for him to sit here and shit on it for the next 10 minutes.

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We might as well dive into it. But first, this episode will be released on Christmas Eve. Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone. If Santa's listening. Yes, if Santa's listening. Happy Hanukkah, if that's what you... Is there anything you want to ask for?

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When is Hanukkah this year? Is Hanukkah right now?

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It's the same time as Christmas, actually. Not all the time, though. No, this year it is, though. Okay. It lines up perfectly with Christmas.

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Well, there we go. There you go. Which night?

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I believe on Christmas Eve Hanukkah starts. Does someone want to fact check me on that?

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I thought it was Judge Jake. Are you here?

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Brandon type.

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Judge Jake I heard is on the honeymoon.

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Oh, I'm sorry. It starts on Christmas Day. Starts on Christmas.

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Nice. Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish friends. I think best Hanukkah movies, Eight Crazy Nights. We don't even need to debate that one, right?

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All right. Well, Happy Hanukkah, everybody. Do you guys have anything on the Christmas list that you want to share? Christmas list? Like that we want as like presents? Yeah. Is there anything you want to ask Santa for, Jason?

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And if I was going to ask Santa for anything, it would be for better time management skills.

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Oh, he wants skills.

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Yeah.

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Nice. Kylie, get him one of those old school Palm Pilots. Well, no, I don't think you can.

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Unless it can make all of my decisions for me, I don't think it's going to help.

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Okay.

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All right. Yeah. More time management.

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Okay.

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I need Santa to work his magic, not in a physical realm, but in the mental realm.

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A man wants Santa to work his magic on him.

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So we want to respect your podcasting rule of no episodes over 45 minutes, but that's not the way we do things. But we will set a timer so that you know how much you've gone over.

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Fuck your rules. Yeah.

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You're on the New Heights podcast, not the I'm not going to lie. This is going to take way more than 45 minutes.

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No way. Well, that's how long we have.

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So Brandon will start this time.

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We're off and running. We're rolling. Okay, we're going to start, uh, try and summarize the plot of this movie, um, in a little two minute drill. Two minute drill is brought to you by Amex. Don't leave home without it.

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Kylie, please give us the plot of Love Actually since you made us watch it. Good luck. Ready, set, go.

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Why is it that I made you watch it?

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Listen, I didn't make the rules here.

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You've already, you're 10 seconds in and you haven't gotten, you got 50 seconds, you got a minute and 50 left.

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I don't think I need that much time. It is a collection of stories.

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Yes.

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Associated with a number of families. I don't know how many, because that's not really important.

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I think it's nine. I think it's nine.

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Is it really nine?

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I think it is nine.

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And they are all connected to each other in some way, whether it's by marriage, sibling, friend. It's different people experiencing different family things during the holidays.

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You have the prime minister, you have porn star stand-ins, you have... I don't think that was a porn.

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I think that was like a... Are you joking right now?

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Are you kidding me?

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Well, in porn, they actually have sex. They were just acting like they were having sex.

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No, they were the stand... They were like the lighting crew. They were like... Oh, okay. To get like the lighting right, which I didn't know. I didn't even like think that... I didn't see that.

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I thought they were like the... Okay, that makes sense.

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My goodness. You have a man who is recently widowed and he's navigating his new, like, his relationship with his son. You just have all of these things that are connected sort of by, like, one degree of separation, each of them.

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There's good, there's bad. And it ends in a beautiful Christmas pageant with one of the best renditions of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You.

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It's more amateurish if you ask me. It was. It was like a child that sang it.

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Thank you.

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Exactly. Jordan Bond killed it.

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And the build up to it was outstanding. Yeah, I think it's lovely. Maybe it could be my ADHD that makes me like this movie so much because it's like a bunch of small stories in one big movie and it pops around a lot. That's helpful for me.

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You actually did that in two minutes, which is pretty, I mean, this is why your podcast is number one. You're very punctual. That was the two minute drill brought to you by Amex. Let's keep the same movement.

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Okay, so let's be honest. Let me be brutally honest. Love Actually might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Like, I don't even know that it's up for debate.

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I didn't feel Christmas at all during the movie.

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There was zero Christmas spirit or anything.

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I enjoyed the movie.

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It was okay. It was okay.

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I just didn't, I didn't understand how much it really tied into Christmas.

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Not only does it not tie into Christmas, like the worst family value. It was like the worst family values of like all time tied into Christmas. It was like bad people.

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A guy went to get a necklace for his secretary or whatever that woman was.

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And it's like, let's just go story by story. Let's go story by story. The one guy. That one guy is like voyeuring his best friend's wife and only recording her.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Start from the beginning.

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Okay.

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Who did it start out with?

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I don't know. You've seen it.

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The guy who started out with the guy who's going, no, the guy who's going to the wedding and he's like, Hey, uh, are you sure you don't want to come? And she's like, I'm disgusting. I'm, I'm sick. I can't go. Okay.

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So we want to start with that storyline.

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That's the first.

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So for those of you that don't know, the first storyline is a guy leaves the house. His wife is like, Oh, Hey, like I, I'm a little sick. I'm not going to go with you. And I knew it right away.

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Like he called it the minute he left and she's going to be fucking somebody when he gets back. Obvious.

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Right. So it's not even like it's remotely creative of a movie. So super obvious that she's going to come back in.

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She's going to be with some obvious in the nineties.

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Well, it also wasn't obvious that it was going to be his fucking brother. Okay. Did you know that?

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No.

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Yeah. She's fucking his brother. Yeah. Merry Christmas, everyone. So, he leaves her and decides to go to, where was he at? He went to France, right? Somewhere.

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Italy or France or someplace and he has this Portuguese woman who's waiting went to the countryside.

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Okay, wherever and his like housekeeper that he hires is Portuguese. Yes. Portuguese.

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The housekeeper that he's given speaks Portuguese from this other woman, which they don't get into if she was human trafficked or how she got there. But they we do know that these people fall in love with each other without being able to talk.

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What the fuck are we talking about?

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It's

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they never spoke a word you ever watch love is blind i i do not watch love is blind no this was love is mute it was love is mute it was a great it was a great life lesson it was a great life lesson into how much you can fall in love with somebody without actually being able to communicate with them it was terribly unbelievable

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But not even like they're in the water and they're saying the same thing. And Karen's like, Oh, look, they're saying the same thing. And all I'm in my head is like, this is complete nonsense. This is just like complete ridiculousness.

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There's nothing sweet about this. They're acting like.

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There's nothing sweet about the fact that they were saying the exact same thing, but didn't speak.

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I prefer more of the Shakespearean love where they actually communicate and there's some romantic interaction as opposed to.

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You want to talk about communication. He's an advocate for communication. I'm realizing that is the problem here.

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It hit home too much for him.

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know that he actually doesn't, he wouldn't know romance if it smacked him square in the face. So that's the problem.

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Well, let me tell you, if love actually is about romance, I do not understand romance. Some of the storylines are.

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There might've been one storyline and then- There was one storyline in the whole movie that was good. Which one was it?

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Liam Neeson and his son, Sam. That was by far. That was a great storyline. It was fantastic.

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We got to get the head. We got to get that kid a scholarship. We got to get a football in his hand. We got to get him catching the ball. Yeah, that motherfucker was running through the airport dodging cats like he was Pat Mahomes in the fourth quarter.

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He was just.

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The cutest thing about watching was that Ellie was watching at the end of the movie and got blushed on the cheeks.

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She was feeling herself.

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I was so excited. And then the next day she told me, mom, that cute boy that played the drums. Will you show me a picture of him?

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Nice.

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And then I had to Google Sam from Love Actually, and she was giggling like, she was so, it was- Well, Wyatt was giggling too. Yeah, but Wyatt loves every boy that comes up on this. Anybody that kisses, oh my gosh!

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That's adorable.

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So romantic.

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That's the one redeemable story.

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No, they only saw the end. They almost saw the boobs, but I was, I warned Jason. He sped it up.

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All right. So that's the one redeemable story.

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Okay. I will say the one storyline that really does not sit right with me is the best friend. Yeah. And Keira Knightley.

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Oh, you're talking about the cards? The cards? Yeah. Yeah.

00:15:37 Speaker_01
Oh, the cards?

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That's like the iconic way to do it. That's like the most romantic way to tell someone you're in love with them, right?

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Cars, they play music and just while your best friend, her husband is inside sitting on the couch, tell him it's carolers.

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What's crazy is that? Yeah, exactly. No. What's crazy is that all these, like you said, all these stories tie together in one community and it's supposed to make it look like this is what happens. in like a community.

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Like, this is like, these are all the different love stories and all the dead, like, this is what's going on around you. Surrenders. And it's terrifying. Because there's so much scandal.

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Everyone's everyone's a guy, you got a guy buying a necklace for another woman. Yeah, she's a hoe. Jesus. Sorry, that was aggressive. It was aggressive, but deserving if you're going to do that.

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I just didn't like... I don't know why anybody's mad at her.

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The husband's the guy that freaking... Yeah, the husband's the worst.

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It's never made sense to me when... No, the husband is horrible, but she's the one who is sitting at her desk and splits her legs while she's standing in front of him to be like, this Christmas party is about to be off the hook.

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The weird thing is her dancing with him in front of his- I don't recall her announcing her devotion. This is what I will say. The wife absolutely laying the gauntlet after the Christmas pageant and walking up to him and being like,

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like, oh, do you want to explain to me what I'm supposed to do now? And like called his ass on the carpet. Power to you, girl. Yes. Power to her. Yes.

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At the end of the movie, they were still together. She didn't do anything.

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How do you know they were still together? He was somewhere on a trip and the only reason she was picking him up was because of the kids. And he, she only allowed him to kiss her on the cheek. She didn't kiss him.

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Either way. I don't know. Whatever. Horrible storyline. Let's have the boss cheating with the secretary. Yeah. Cause that's so crazy. It's not that it's crazy. It's just that you're, we're expounding.

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The whole point is, is that they put together a collection of storylines surrounding the holidays because the holidays are sensationalized. And in, I think adult life, you realize the holidays aren't as

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jolly and like life doesn't like real life doesn't stop because the holidays and it's also sensationalized. I just think top to bottom. I see what you're saying that it didn't need to be a Christmas movie. But I think that's part of the point.

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I think that's why they're like trying to drive the point home.

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Yeah, I think that they made it a Christmas movie because they know that by making it a Christmas movie, it would sell and become a tradition every single year. I think you're just a hater.

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I think that… This is so wild. It's terrible values. Not all. Not all terrible values. Some good values in there.

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No. One good story, maybe two. The porn couple were very cute. I don't even remember. And very happy.

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They were. They were very cute.

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I don't remember.

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He was so distracted by the boobs, he couldn't even realize that they were having an actual conversation.

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Well, they weren't like a legitimate like storyline that was happening that much, but yes.

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Also, how about, um, what's his name? Colin, Colin, God of sex.

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That was a good one. He comes to the United States. Yeah. I just love that it was Wisconsin.

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Yeah.

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And then he found those girls in Wisconsin. I mean, he, he definitely, he found some smoke in Wisconsin. I will say this, I will say this made out like a thief. They didn't go into this in the movie, but Colin clearly was talking to a prostitute.

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Like if you go up to a bar and a woman is that, yeah, that's like, she's dressed that way. Are you kidding me? She's dressed that way and talking that kind of way. That's a prostitute. All right.

00:19:29 Speaker_04
I don't need to, I don't need to know anything more about this story. That didn't really happen to Colin.

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And then he brought one home for his friend.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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That's that's love. That is love. Actually, that's that's love.

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Actually, that's Colin has some wealthy parents and he can afford to know that she comes through the door and immediately just kisses the other guy. Like this whole thing is just so love it.

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Love at first sight, Jason.

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Or love at first sight or paid for love in the form of prostitution. That's what I got from that vibe.

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I really do love the movie.

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It's a fun one to watch. I was enjoying I was I was enjoying following along to all the stories. I also was kind of with Jason on some of them like this is a little far fetched.

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Oh no, a couple of them. I will say the moment, the moment that Keira Knightley sits down and is trying to watch the wedding video, it does give you like an uneasy feeling in your stomach.

00:20:27 Speaker_01
As a woman, like if that were to happen to you, where you sat down, you were like, Oh, my husband's best friend recorded this video, I'm going to watch it. And then it's all close ups of your face. And you're like, Are you about to kill me?

00:20:37 Speaker_04
Yeah, that was my thing. She wasn't like that, though. She was kind of into it. I don't think she was like, Oh my God, she was into it. And then she was into it when he came with the cars.

00:20:45 Speaker_01
I think she felt bad for him.

00:20:49 Speaker_04
No, she was into it. And the whole thing was weird. I mean, it's stalker type behavior.

00:20:53 Speaker_01
1000% can't do it. No, can't do it wrong.

00:20:57 Speaker_03
Don't want to promote that. Don't want it. That's not the that's not the storyline that gets the happy ending.

00:21:02 Speaker_04
I agree. Overall rating it. Are we doing the PFF grade? Is that what we're doing here?

00:21:09 Speaker_03
We always do.

00:21:10 Speaker_04
All right. PFF grade. Okay. Amount of Christmas. I mean, minimal Christmas. I mean, it's a lot of Christmas, but minimal actual Christmas theme. I'm going to go four. I'll say four. Because there's Christmas stuff all over the place.

00:21:25 Speaker_03
That's so much more generous than what I thought you were going to give it.

00:21:27 Speaker_04
Yeah. I'm realistic. I'm giving an honest review that is not swayed by any ulterior motive. This is an honest. That's what you can expect from Jason Kelsey.

00:21:39 Speaker_03
That's what you get, you put a stamp, put a guarantee on the box. What are you giving it, Kai?

00:21:44 Speaker_01
For the amount of Christmas?

00:21:45 Speaker_03
Yeah.

00:21:46 Speaker_01
Six. Anywhere from four to six. I understand that these storylines could have been constructed outside of the holiday season. I can acknowledge that.

00:21:58 Speaker_03
And that's why I'm giving it a three. This had nothing to do with Christmas. Both of you are just being generous. That's not the one I'm going to be generous on.

00:22:07 Speaker_04
Acting? I thought the acting was pretty good. I mean, it's for what it is. It's a rom com.

00:22:12 Speaker_03
Honestly, the acting I that's what I'm saying. I enjoyed the storylines and the acting and it was fun and it was a very good cast when you bring good kids acting good kid acting in also

00:22:25 Speaker_04
All four prime minister calling out the United States. If that isn't the biggest form of fucking political grandstanding that I have ever seen. Fuck that guy. He didn't say shit to Billy Bob's face and then went up on the podium like I'm doing shit.

00:22:39 Speaker_04
If I'm the US, I'm sticking it right up the prime minister of Britain's ass like we were on the fucking show, not you dickhead. We just had a whole fucking conversation in your office.

00:22:48 Speaker_04
You're bringing this up one time and they're going to go out there and say that shit in the fucking media. So anyways, just had to get that off my chest.

00:22:56 Speaker_03
He did. He flanked. Hugh Grant flanked. The prime minister flanked.

00:22:59 Speaker_04
We're not going to talk about any of this in the office. I'm going to act like I'm your best buddy and then go out there and say, like, we're done being taken advantage of. Well, now Britain's fucked because the U.S. is on your side. So guess what?

00:23:10 Speaker_04
Good luck.

00:23:11 Speaker_00
He wasn't talking. He was talking about the woman.

00:23:16 Speaker_04
No, he was not. He was still mad at the woman because he was about to fire her.

00:23:20 Speaker_03
No, he was not.

00:23:21 Speaker_04
That's all he was in his head. He fired her right afterwards, guys. I don't know what you guys have talked yourself into. He fired her and then it took later in the movie.

00:23:29 Speaker_01
He moved her from his personal office to alleviate temptation. No, he liked the temptation.

00:23:36 Speaker_04
He was in on it. That's why at the end he came back around. He was like, Oh my gosh, I've made a terrible mistake. That woman, that woman was being taken advantage of. Now I need her back.

00:23:48 Speaker_03
He knew immediately that what the president was doing. I don't think he was in acting. I'm giving, I'm giving you a solid nine. I love the acting.

00:23:57 Speaker_04
I mean, I can't give it a nine just because of the type of movie it is. You're ridiculous.

00:24:03 Speaker_01
Then you downscore the plot. You don't fuck with the acting. Oh, I would downscore it. I would agree with Travis Nine.

00:24:09 Speaker_04
But I just think that the acting wasn't overly difficult. That's why I guess what I'm getting at. You're so funny. I'm just being honest. The rom-com type model isn't like this... What? This isn't like...

00:24:26 Speaker_04
Shawshank like level like type this isn't uh what's the fucking one where uh Leonardo's out in the fucking wilderness for two hours with the grizzly bears some whatever what the fuck's that movie reverent like revenant this is this isn't that type of film so like

00:24:44 Speaker_04
This would be like if the Chiefs played like a high school team. How'd the Chiefs play? Well, they beat them by a thousand points, but it's hard to tell if they're very, like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what to tell you.

00:24:53 Speaker_03
You're fucking ridiculous. Give me the score.

00:24:55 Speaker_04
All right, seven. It's good acting, but like, I can't.

00:25:01 Speaker_03
Directing. I thought the directing was up there. I thought to be able to put all these... I can't take Jason's serious right now. I thought the directing was cool. A lot of the shots were fun, the symmetrical.

00:25:18 Speaker_03
I thought the shots on the, especially on the water, when all the papers and everything flew around, I thought that was sweet. I thought the slow-mo running through the airport, it fired me up for some reason. I found it to be- I'll give it a solid.

00:25:35 Speaker_03
Directing, a solid eight. Solid eight.

00:25:38 Speaker_00
I'm gonna say nine. I love this movie.

00:25:41 Speaker_04
I'll say like, just very predictable. Like, I think it's hard. Yeah, but it's plot.

00:25:48 Speaker_04
But also, but also like this, the way the scenes are shot in like the choices that are made, like it just felt very... The wedding scene where everybody pops up with their own instrument. That's right. Again, that's plot.

00:26:01 Speaker_04
I'm just saying the way everything was shot was just very, there was nothing creative to it. So like, I feel like anybody who went to film school could have directed this movie in the exact same way this guy did. So I'll go five.

00:26:14 Speaker_03
You're such a grinch, man.

00:26:15 Speaker_04
That's a great description.

00:26:17 Speaker_03
Plot, what do we got plot? Can I go negative? No, you can't go negative. Oh Jesus Christ. It's a one to 10.

00:26:24 Speaker_04
One to 10? Yeah. So I can't go zero?

00:26:26 Speaker_03
No. One. It's fucked up.

00:26:30 Speaker_04
It's horrendous.

00:26:31 Speaker_03
The reality of it, Jason, is that there probably is a lot of this going on. So as much as you want to act like this is like not a good plot, like this is, this is something that could actually be going on.

00:26:43 Speaker_01
I'm going to eight. I think that it was a lovely collection. And again, the only reason I'm down scoring from higher is because I think that it didn't necessarily have to be a holiday movie.

00:26:56 Speaker_04
Okay, I'll say this. If it is actually going on, it was directed and filmed in a way that was completely inappropriate.

00:27:03 Speaker_04
It was filmed in this uplifting like, oh, look, she's out with the cue cards guy, the best friend trying to fuck his best friend's wife.

00:27:11 Speaker_04
And like all of it was done in this like happy, like there was there should have been much more dark tones and filmed in a way that expounded on these people being pieces of shit. That's fine. But the fact that all of it was celebrated is ridiculous.

00:27:26 Speaker_04
So, like, maybe the plot isn't horrendous. Maybe I would like the plot if the director and the way it was shot accurately portrayed all these people as monsters.

00:27:36 Speaker_03
I did feel like they were portraying everybody as everybody's good people. That being said, I'll give it a solid seven. I enjoyed the bouncing around.

00:27:46 Speaker_03
I thought the plot of the movie, how they were tying in all the stories, even though I wasn't agreeing with what everybody was doing, I thought it was very interesting. Character relatability. This is where it's tough.

00:28:02 Speaker_03
can't relate to a lot of these situations.

00:28:04 Speaker_04
Everybody can relate to Sam. He's got your first crush. You know, how do I, you know, do I, do I, do I have the courage to go up and ask the girl that I'm into out and sing to her?

00:28:19 Speaker_03
Couldn't really relate to anybody. I'm gonna give it a nice solid three. Yeah. Outside of them all being European.

00:28:25 Speaker_01
I just feel bad giving it any low score, but I don't know that there's a single plot where I'm like, I feel that. I'm going to go four, five, four.

00:28:36 Speaker_03
I don't know how you don't love this adorable dog behind you.

00:28:42 Speaker_04
It looks dead.

00:28:44 Speaker_03
You see her. Where are you going, Jason?

00:28:46 Speaker_04
Sam's relatable. It's the only one and the dad. I think most dads are gonna be put in that situation where they're trying to navigate their son's first love interest and Sam having to do that and nailing it. So, I'm gonna go... I'll go three as well.

00:29:02 Speaker_03
Nice.

00:29:03 Speaker_04
Because that was a very relatable scene. Nice. All the other ones, just no.

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00:29:24 Speaker_04
I don't know. I guess by answering the question, I don't know, I probably just answered it.

00:29:28 Speaker_03
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00:29:33 Speaker_04
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00:29:37 Speaker_03
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00:29:38 Speaker_04
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00:29:38 Speaker_03
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00:29:42 Speaker_04
I would challenge Kylie. I like beating Kylie in stupid things.

00:29:46 Speaker_03
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00:29:47 Speaker_04
Yeah. No, she's, I mean, she, and she's also, that's the other reason I would challenge her because she's a great competitor and she's, she's a natural at everything.

00:29:54 Speaker_03
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00:30:00 Speaker_04
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00:30:28 Speaker_04
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00:30:33 Speaker_03
I just, you know, I'm more of a holiday breakfast guy. Dinner is like whatever's on the table I'm eating and I enjoy it.

00:30:41 Speaker_04
What's a holiday breakfast? Give me an example.

00:30:43 Speaker_03
I'm big on like, muffins and like pastries so my issues right a good French toast or you know, I'm more of like waking up on Christmas and eating and enjoying and like I am like the dinner. I don't know.

00:31:02 Speaker_03
I think the mornings always that so much more magical.

00:31:05 Speaker_04
yeah i definitely like breakfast just in general yeah i'm more of a breakfast guy i will say the holiday lunch don't sleep on the holiday lunch act like i like a good honey baked ham sandwich come on you got me there you got me there how about places we would spend

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00:31:25 Speaker_03
I mean, honey baked ham. You go over there to get yourself a honey baked ham. There we go. Honey baked ham over there.

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00:32:18 Speaker_04
I think I got about 1,000 milligrams of caffeine because I'm on number five.

00:32:22 Speaker_03
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00:32:51 Speaker_04
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00:33:23 Speaker_03
Alrighty, back to the top of the two minute drill here. We just got done with love, actually giving it a solid kind of buns movie review, but we are into one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time.

00:33:37 Speaker_03
And this is this is America speaking because this this movie Christmas Vacation is based off of the good hearted middle class American family. Yes. And it's just it's so it's such a magical fucking hilarious.

00:33:55 Speaker_03
It hits on every single aspect of like the families and all the characters and like kind of portrays what I imagine as a lot of a lot of like people's Christmas.

00:34:07 Speaker_03
I don't know Christmas experiences year in year out, especially when you get the entire family like both sides of the family together in one house.

00:34:15 Speaker_04
I love it. This is a movie that I didn't love as much when I was a kid. Yeah, because I think it was hard to relate to all of it. But the older you get, the funnier it gets, the more relatable it gets, especially once you start having kids of your own.

00:34:28 Speaker_03
Once you're married, I feel like even without like kids, I'm I'm looking at it like, man, I can appreciate it for just the dynamic, like the father always trying to just go above and beyond for the Christmas magic. For sure.

00:34:40 Speaker_03
Whether it's the tree or the lights. And he's always, he says it in the beginning. He's like, I always just wanted a big Christmas, like family environment in my life.

00:34:53 Speaker_03
Having all the, both sides of the family, his, uh, his wife's and his, all the parents knowing that, you know, not everybody always sees eye to eye, but they, they always wanted this. Yeah. We're also going to mention here that Kylie hasn't seen it.

00:35:05 Speaker_04
So Kylie, well, she has seen it. She did not watch it before this episode though.

00:35:09 Speaker_01
No. I'm of no use to you. So I've only seen bits and pieces and- What pieces have you seen? Can you see the dog right now?

00:35:21 Speaker_03
Yeah.

00:35:21 Speaker_01
She stole the toilet paper.

00:35:25 Speaker_03
She's stealing toilet paper.

00:35:26 Speaker_01
She stole the toilet paper out of the bathroom. Oh, there we go. Look at her.

00:35:29 Speaker_03
She's about to tear it to pieces. Arts and crafts. It's doggy arts and crafts.

00:35:33 Speaker_01
I don't even know that I can pull scenes out of a pocket here.

00:35:37 Speaker_04
Okay.

00:35:38 Speaker_01
When I tell you I am useless to this.

00:35:40 Speaker_04
Do you know who the main character is?

00:35:42 Speaker_01
Clark Griswold.

00:35:44 Speaker_04
Do you know who plays him? No. Okay. Kylie's out of this.

00:35:48 Speaker_03
Sorry. Chevy Chase absolutely kills it. There you go.

00:35:54 Speaker_04
That's it.

00:35:55 Speaker_03
Chevy's the man.

00:35:56 Speaker_04
Yeah, I think what's what's special about this movie is exactly what you're saying, Travis, that Clark is trying to give his family the ideal like storybook Christmas that Hallmark and every movie and every story has ever laid out.

00:36:09 Speaker_03
Yeah.

00:36:10 Speaker_04
But the beauty behind this is like, this is how actually Christmas is. It's a giant chore. It's incredibly hard to pull off.

00:36:15 Speaker_04
But you all, for some reason, all of us revel in the misery of trying to make it happen because you're trying to make it special for your kids and your family.

00:36:24 Speaker_04
And I think everybody can identify with Clark's inability to do that, but in trying to do so every single year. So, I think it's fantastic. I love right from the opening scene of going out and cutting the Christmas tree down.

00:36:38 Speaker_04
And the kids are like, why the hell are we out here doing this? This makes no sense, dad. And he's like, it's because it's a Christmas tradition. This is what we're going to go get our tree.

00:36:47 Speaker_03
This is what it's the ultimate like dad line of American dads. This is what our forefathers did. It's going to be more spot on.

00:37:00 Speaker_04
No doubt.

00:37:01 Speaker_03
All the nineties dads talk.

00:37:03 Speaker_04
And then it's just, you know, right down the, like go, like right down the barrel from, you know, he's expecting the bonus from his job and like how big of a point he's gone all in on Christmas.

00:37:13 Speaker_04
Like he's leveraged everything that this is going to happen. And it comes to full, you know, it comes to a head immediately.

00:37:20 Speaker_04
He finds out that he isn't getting the bonus that he thinks he's getting, but kudos to the boss for coming and getting his senses when he's kidnapped by cousin Eddie, but- Cousin Eddie. And we all have a cousin Eddie.

00:37:31 Speaker_04
I had a revelation while I was watching this movie. I've always thought I was Clark Griswold. Am I Cousin Eddie?

00:37:37 Speaker_03
No.

00:37:37 Speaker_04
Like when I come to your house, am I viewed as the Cousin Eddie?

00:37:40 Speaker_03
No, you're viewed as Clark Griswold. I didn't know. You're 100% Clark.

00:37:48 Speaker_04
I just thought all of those scenes are so relatable and that's what makes the movie so special.

00:37:53 Speaker_04
And they did such a good job of just making it funny, poking fun at the ridiculousness of it, poking fun at the neighbors who are too cool to have Christmas be a part.

00:38:02 Speaker_04
Like, I just think it's really, really well done across the board by National Lampoon and Chevy Chase and everyone involved. So should we get into the PFF rating of this movie? Or do you want to talk about more stories?

00:38:14 Speaker_03
I want to ask you- What's your favorite scene? Yeah, favorite scene? I probably should have thought of this before. There's so many good ones. I mean, right off the bat, the kiss my ass scene with the boss and all of his little minions.

00:38:29 Speaker_03
I thought that was fucking gold.

00:38:30 Speaker_04
Kiss my ass, kiss his ass. Kiss his ass.

00:38:33 Speaker_03
Happy Hanukkah.

00:38:33 Speaker_04
Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

00:38:36 Speaker_04
so good yeah i like the sledding scene that one's an iconic one when he goes like through all the freaking uh different material he's got the the new lubricant i really like the cat scene don't put that on my sled you know that uh that metal plate i got my

00:38:53 Speaker_04
Dude, Cousin Eddie's lines are so much better.

00:38:56 Speaker_03
Every time he turns the microwave on, I piss myself.

00:38:59 Speaker_04
I piss myself. And then right now, and now the only thing standing between my brain and... is a two inch wide piece of government plastic. So good. It's so good.

00:39:14 Speaker_04
oh my gosh that's fucking gold i never understood the attic scene i thought he was stuck up there and i forgot that he goes through the ceiling he could have just left but he stays up there he stays out there he gets caught up in just enjoying all the shit that's up there that's yeah going down memory lane which we all get caught up in for sure i love the lights the light scene oh my gosh when he finally gets it

00:39:37 Speaker_04
clicked on, and the whole town goes out, then they got to turn the nuclear power on.

00:39:43 Speaker_03
Shitter's full, man.

00:39:44 Speaker_04
What's he says? He worked hard on those lights, grandma. So does the washing machine. Or so he worked hard, grandma. So does the washing machine. That's a good one. All right, let's get to the PFF grade. So before we got to get out of here.

00:39:56 Speaker_04
Kylie's we're fast approaching her 45 minute window.

00:39:59 Speaker_03
Let's do it.

00:40:00 Speaker_04
Amount of Christmas, 10. Could not have more.

00:40:03 Speaker_03
The entire thing's about Christmas.

00:40:04 Speaker_04
Could not have more Christmas.

00:40:06 Speaker_03
Yeah.

00:40:07 Speaker_04
Acting, for what it is, like a comedy, they nailed it.

00:40:10 Speaker_03
Yeah. I mean, it's again, not the most challenging, but... I was about to say, if you're going to go, if you're going to give...

00:40:17 Speaker_04
this was more challenging like the comedic timing here is way more challenging what they did in love actually and i'm assuming there was an amount of off-the-cuff comments made like most of these comedies i'm going eight i'm going eight yeah there's no off the cuff in love actually directing

00:40:34 Speaker_03
I didn't give my acting. I'll give them those two, just, I mean, a seven. They were both tens, but if we're going the entire movie.

00:40:45 Speaker_04
The entire cast. Yeah. All right. That's fair. The boss did a good job. Forget that guy's an actor. Yeah. Directing. I mean, 10. It nailed it. Like it's freaking hilarious. Ridiculous. And it's not overstated.

00:41:01 Speaker_03
not over like it's not like here's what i mean and this is why i like old comedies so many comedies that are made now it's like they overdo it with a lot of it and it feels like let there be some question like there's like in the first scene like they forget the saw but they still get out of there with the tree because they ripped it out of the ground how do they rip it out of the ground who gives a shit it's funny don't don't we don't need to overdo it we don't need to over like we don't need to make it so realistic that oh yeah

00:41:30 Speaker_03
No, Clark, Chevy Chase isn't ripping a tree out of the ground.

00:41:33 Speaker_04
And the comedy is very dry. It's not like at any moment it feels like if you didn't weren't listening to the words, it doesn't feel like a comedy. Like it's not like this slapsticky thing too much. Actually, that's that's a lot. I think.

00:41:46 Speaker_04
The comedy is very dry throughout. And I just like that type of comedy as opposed to kind of things that happen now where it's like more comedy is being made right now.

00:41:57 Speaker_03
I'll give it a solid eight on the directing. I thought it was good.

00:42:01 Speaker_04
Plot.

00:42:03 Speaker_03
Ten. Stop, Jason.

00:42:06 Speaker_04
Eleven. In terms of Christmas movie plot, this thing hits all of it.

00:42:13 Speaker_03
When he's turning on the lights and they're doing the drum roll, we all knew it was not going to go up.

00:42:18 Speaker_04
Yeah, but you didn't know why it wasn't going up. Is it because the light bulbs out?

00:42:21 Speaker_04
You did not know that there was going to be the light switch in the garage and that there was going to be a back and forth where like she was going to turn it on, then he's like having trouble, he thinks he's got it fixed and then all of a sudden it's going out and he's trying like, I just had it out.

00:42:34 Speaker_04
Like no, none of that stuff was predictable. That's why it was funny. Things that are predictable aren't funny. This movie is very funny.

00:42:41 Speaker_03
The light part wasn't funny, it was just the part, the needed part in the movie.

00:42:45 Speaker_04
You didn't think it was funny when he stapled his sleeve to the gutter and he ripped his sleeve off and then the ladder fell back into the tree, then he went forward again, then he's hanging from the gutter and a piece of ice shot out and hit his neighbor's window?

00:43:00 Speaker_03
No. It's good for TV but... I didn't laugh if that's what you're asking me. Just give it a rating plot. I'll give it a seven. It's ridiculous.

00:43:11 Speaker_01
I like the way Travis just crushed you the way you crushed me on.

00:43:15 Speaker_04
Well, I mean, what I said was actually 100% I mean, it made a ton of sense. This makes no sense. Character. He said it's predictable. It's like not predict. That's why it's funny. Character relatability. 10.

00:43:26 Speaker_03
Character relatability is up there. I'll give it a good 9. What's the PFF grade? It's gonna be pretty high. It's gonna be pretty high for a Christmas movie. Probably right around the 8's. High 8.

00:43:38 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's gonna have to be 8 points. No, it might be 9. It's gonna be 8 points something, right?

00:43:43 Speaker_03
It shouldn't be this hard.

00:43:48 Speaker_04
I don't know what's taking Brandon so long to type this up.

00:43:53 Speaker_03
8.9. Wow. I mean, yeah, I think that's a that's a solid score for how I enjoyed the movie. I thought it was 8.9 for sure.

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00:47:02 Speaker_04
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All right, we're going to blind rank 10 of the most popular Christmas movies of all time. Can't wait to see what they chose for this. You will see one movie at a time. Place it on the list before seeing the next one.

00:47:46 Speaker_04
It's going to be hard because we don't know what the 10 movies are going to be.

00:47:49 Speaker_03
That's the whole point of it.

00:47:51 Speaker_01
That's why it's blind ranking.

00:47:52 Speaker_03
He's got it. He gets it now.

00:47:54 Speaker_01
There's literally filters on TikTok that do this.

00:47:58 Speaker_04
What's a filter? Is that like a?

00:48:01 Speaker_03
It's like a, it's like a Snapchat thing.

00:48:04 Speaker_04
But is it, it does like, it like turns everything orange.

00:48:07 Speaker_01
No, it shows just put something on the screen and then it puts one thing on the screen and you have to select which number you'd like to put it at and then you find out what the next one is.

00:48:16 Speaker_03
Got it. Okay. There's multiple versions of, of filters.

00:48:19 Speaker_01
What you just mentioned is also a filter. Yeah, that is. But there's like Thanksgiving food ranking. How are we doing this?

00:48:25 Speaker_04
Are we doing this? Brandon's going to tell us. Should I get a pen and pencil? No.

00:48:37 Speaker_02
First movie, the Santa Claus. Santa Claus, that's a good movie.

00:48:42 Speaker_04
That's a good movie. I can think of a lot of movies better, but I do like Santa Claus. Who's going first? Travis, you go first on this one, then we'll rotate.

00:48:50 Speaker_03
Somewhere in the middle of the pack, five or six.

00:48:52 Speaker_04
I was thinking four, I would do five. If you guys want to go five, where are you going?

00:48:56 Speaker_01
I was going higher than that. All right, we'll go four. I just think it's a great movie.

00:49:00 Speaker_04
It's a really good movie. If you want to go four, I'll go four with Santa Claus. I'll go four. I can think of a few movies better, including Christmas Vacation.

00:49:06 Speaker_02
Second movie, Jingle All the Way.

00:49:08 Speaker_04
Jingle All the Way.

00:49:09 Speaker_02
That's not better than the Santa Claus. No, it is not.

00:49:12 Speaker_04
I mean, it's a guilty pleasure for me just because it has Schwarzenegger, but objectively not that good of a movie.

00:49:19 Speaker_03
Yeah, I'm going to say low. like love actually? It's got to be eight or nine.

00:49:25 Speaker_04
I can't, so it can't go too low.

00:49:26 Speaker_01
I would say eight or nine. I'll go eight.

00:49:28 Speaker_04
I think eight's a good solid jingle all the way score. I hope they didn't put a bunch of bad movies in here now. A Christmas story. Okay, Wyatt clearly doesn't agree with that. A Christmas story. I think you got to go one.

00:49:40 Speaker_04
I don't know that there's any movie that symbolizes Christmas more to me than Christmas Story, personally.

00:49:45 Speaker_03
I love, I love it. I really do love it, but I just, I enjoy other Christmas movies so much more.

00:49:51 Speaker_04
Is it above or below Santa Claus is the question? I think definitely above.

00:49:56 Speaker_01
Then it needs to be three. Cause quite honestly, it wouldn't even be in my top five. Christmas Story? No.

00:50:02 Speaker_03
It hits home for us Clevelanders. I think three is fine. I think it should be on the other side of it.

00:50:08 Speaker_04
I think it should be two. I think it should be two.

00:50:10 Speaker_03
I don't think it should be two.

00:50:12 Speaker_01
No, Brandon, keep typing. He already got vetoed. No, yeah, thank you. He got vetoed.

00:50:15 Speaker_02
Movie number four, Elf.

00:50:17 Speaker_04
Elf is a very good movie. Outstanding. Man, it's good. It's definitely better than Santa Claus, so I'm upset that Santa Claus is at four because I can't put it above a Christmas story.

00:50:26 Speaker_01
Yes, we can. I think elf is too. Right? I'll put it at five. I'll compromise on five. Jason, we're not compromising.

00:50:33 Speaker_03
You think there's two other Christmas movies better than elf?

00:50:37 Speaker_04
I can think of like five, if I'm being honest. There's no way. A Wonderful Life. No way. I can think of Christmas Vacation.

00:50:43 Speaker_01
No way. I just want to declare that this does not accurately represent how I would have blind ranked any of this shit.

00:50:50 Speaker_04
The Grinch. Guys, this rating is so fucked up.

00:50:53 Speaker_03
Dude, that's what I'm saying.

00:50:53 Speaker_04
We fucked up with Santa Claus.

00:50:55 Speaker_01
No, the Grinch is going to be number one and Alf is going to be number two.

00:50:58 Speaker_03
We fucked up with Santa Claus.

00:50:59 Speaker_04
Santa Claus shouldn't be four. It should be lower.

00:51:01 Speaker_03
It shouldn't.

00:51:01 Speaker_01
A Christmas story shouldn't have squeaked into the top five.

00:51:04 Speaker_03
I said five or six on Santa Claus. Listen, I think, I think Elf has got to be up there.

00:51:08 Speaker_04
Is the most iconic Christmas movie of all time. They play it for 24 hours straight on TBS. They used to. Oh my gosh. For all the geezers that still watch TBS.

00:51:16 Speaker_01
Is Miracle on 34th Street going to be in this? Shit.

00:51:19 Speaker_04
That one's way down there. That movie sucked.

00:51:23 Speaker_01
Elf. The OG. Talk about playing every single year. It's not the OG. Come on.

00:51:27 Speaker_04
It's not the OG at all.

00:51:28 Speaker_01
No, no, no. I mean the OG version of that movie. Not the remake.

00:51:33 Speaker_03
All right. Put it at five. Put it at five. I'm fine. We'll put it at five. We'll get we'll put it at five. It's up there. It's top five. Perfect. Elf is top five Christmas all the time. Wow. The Muppets Christmas Carol.

00:51:43 Speaker_04
Oh. Six. I love me some Muppets.

00:51:46 Speaker_03
No way. Put that at nine if not ten.

00:51:48 Speaker_04
No, no, no, no. You're way off. You are way off.

00:51:51 Speaker_03
No way.

00:51:51 Speaker_04
I'm not letting you do this. A Muppet Christmas Carol is fucking fantastic.

00:51:57 Speaker_01
This is ridiculous. I will agree with that.

00:52:00 Speaker_04
You're saying this movie is worse than Jingle All The Way. You're out of your mind.

00:52:04 Speaker_01
I didn't think Jingle All The Way should have been that high either.

00:52:07 Speaker_03
I was also, I was giving Schwarzenegger- Guys, we still have Love Actually coming up.

00:52:11 Speaker_04
We have to leave space down there for Love Actually.

00:52:13 Speaker_03
Nine it is then.

00:52:14 Speaker_04
You motherfucker.

00:52:16 Speaker_03
Nine it is. Cause there's still, there's still two more that we probably should have put above Santa Claus.

00:52:21 Speaker_01
I can't wait to see what comes next. Brandon, hit it. Nightmare before Christmas.

00:52:26 Speaker_03
Oh, God damn it.

00:52:29 Speaker_01
This is no, this is not a Christmas movie. This is a Halloween movie.

00:52:34 Speaker_04
This is the way that love actually should have been filmed. If it was filmed like this, it might have been

00:52:39 Speaker_03
Good. The cartoon porn scene.

00:52:42 Speaker_04
The anti-Christmas movie is the way it should have been filmed. I would love to see some play titties, okay?

00:52:47 Speaker_03
It needed to be darker. They were trying to shine light on them too much.

00:52:52 Speaker_04
You guys are out of your mind if you think The Nightmare Before Christmas is not a good movie. This is horrific. This is an absolute...

00:52:57 Speaker_03
I can't put a 10.

00:52:57 Speaker_04
There's going to be something worse than this. I'm saying you're right.

00:52:59 Speaker_03
There is going to be something worse than it.

00:53:01 Speaker_04
But I can honestly say I've never even watched that.

00:53:03 Speaker_03
This is what? Yeah, we fucked the nightmare before.

00:53:05 Speaker_04
So how how are you at all inclined to rate it?

00:53:08 Speaker_01
Anything if you it's a fucking skeleton, Jason.

00:53:11 Speaker_04
Don't judge a book by its cover, Kai.

00:53:14 Speaker_01
Oh, God.

00:53:15 Speaker_03
Yeah. You didn't like the Addams Family. This is the next one.

00:53:18 Speaker_02
It's a wonderful life. Oh, here he goes. Here he goes.

00:53:21 Speaker_03
This is not one or two. This is six.

00:53:23 Speaker_04
No chance.

00:53:29 Speaker_01
Dude, there's no way this is one of the best. You guys are out of your minds if you don't think this movie is wonderful. Dumpster fire.

00:53:37 Speaker_04
It's got the word wonderful in its life. If you put a wonderful life below fucking elf in Santa Claus, this list is fucking ridiculous.

00:53:46 Speaker_03
It's not better than elf.

00:53:47 Speaker_04
It's not. It's not as funny as elf, but it's more impactful and has more sentimental value. I'm clearly in the minority. Have you ever seen this movie too? No.

00:54:02 Speaker_03
I forced myself to watch this terrible movie.

00:54:04 Speaker_04
Step your Christmas movie up.

00:54:07 Speaker_03
I think it should be one or two, but if Travis wants it at six, I don't know what other Christmas movies we're saving for one and two.

00:54:13 Speaker_04
So that's a problem. We're going to get something like love. Actually, we're going to have to put it all of a sudden.

00:54:17 Speaker_01
If you put it at two, then you have a very clean, like we can't do six because then it's either the best thing or the worst thing.

00:54:24 Speaker_03
Nice guy. Way to make it make sense. Put it at two.

00:54:26 Speaker_04
I just don't know what you're going to put above a Christmas story in Wonderful Life in the grand scheme. The Grinch.

00:54:31 Speaker_01
I love that we're all on the same page about this.

00:54:33 Speaker_04
The Grinch is great. The Grinch is objectively, which Grinch are we going though?

00:54:36 Speaker_01
It's going to be the OG Grinch.

00:54:38 Speaker_02
I got bad news.

00:54:38 Speaker_01
The Grinch isn't on here. Jesus Christ.

00:54:41 Speaker_02
Grinch isn't on the list.

00:54:42 Speaker_01
The Grinch isn't on here.

00:54:43 Speaker_02
I have horrible news. This is so funny. Great love actually.

00:54:47 Speaker_01
Ted!

00:54:48 Speaker_03
I don't know. I think this is like the middle of the pack.

00:54:51 Speaker_04
No chance. This movie is not a great work. It's not his Christmas vacation. It's my favorite Christmas movie outside of a wonderful life and Christmas story.

00:55:00 Speaker_03
That's my top three, but it's neither one.

00:55:04 Speaker_01
Oh, no, Travis, I've given up.

00:55:06 Speaker_04
Which one are you going to put it? So you put it six that no matter what, that no matter what freaking movie that comes out is going number one.

00:55:14 Speaker_03
Yeah, this is the point of the game, Jason. I'm going six.

00:55:17 Speaker_04
Kylie, what are you going? One or six?

00:55:19 Speaker_01
Six. I haven't seen this in forever.

00:55:23 Speaker_04
You didn't even know the lead actor's name is Chevy.

00:55:27 Speaker_01
Why would I know that, Jason?

00:55:29 Speaker_04
I don't know. It's just like, OK, I'm happy with this list. This is nice. Home Alone's great. Objectively, Home Alone is fantastic. I mean, Joe Pesci, freaking.

00:55:40 Speaker_03
I thought this was going to be a really bad list, but it's actually not a bad list.

00:55:44 Speaker_04
I think it's pretty accurate. Other than Christmas vacations to be above Elf and Santa Claus.

00:55:49 Speaker_01
A Christmas, the most, the 10, 10 of the most popular Christmas movies and you didn't include The Grinch is a travesty. I don't.

00:55:56 Speaker_03
Also, since when is The Wonderful Life about Christmas?

00:56:02 Speaker_01
Oh, great question, Travis.

00:56:04 Speaker_03
What the fuck are we talking about? I think a wonderful life.

00:56:07 Speaker_01
Show me the timer, Brandon. Can I see the timer, please?

00:56:11 Speaker_03
I don't I remember watching. I'm like, when is Christmas going to even fucking play its part in this movie?

00:56:17 Speaker_04
So a wonderful life is. about a community and the concept of things being bigger than yourself.

00:56:28 Speaker_04
And the concept of giving, obviously, in the bank that I forget the guy's the main guy's name, George, George, the concept of the bank giving to the community. And I mean, I guess if you don't like banks, you probably don't like a wonderful life.

00:56:41 Speaker_04
But the mom and pop banks, not the conglomerate, you know, 2008 banks,

00:56:47 Speaker_03
If I were to change this list, Wonderful Life would go down to six and Christmas Vacation would go up. That's the only thing I would change. Our blind rankings from one to 10 were Home Alone at one, Wonderful Life at two, which, I don't know.

00:56:58 Speaker_03
Number three was A Christmas Story. Four, Santa Claus. Five, Elf. Six, Christmas Vacation. Seven, Nightmare on Christmas. Eight, Jingle All the Way. Nine, Muppets. And 10, Love Actually. 92%ers, tell us how we did.

00:57:13 Speaker_03
We need to know, is this an acceptable list? Is it not acceptable? And is Jason thinking way too highly of Wonderful Life?

00:57:21 Speaker_04
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00:57:29 Speaker_03
Let's move on to the no dumb questions.

00:57:31 Speaker_01
There's other movies I enjoy watching more. I wasn't needed here for any of this, so can I get up before dumb questions?

00:57:37 Speaker_04
No, you're staying, Kylie.

00:57:38 Speaker_03
Yeah, I think we need you just for this one actually.

00:57:40 Speaker_01
I have to go care for children.

00:57:41 Speaker_04
We have to keep our ratings up and we have to have the best podcaster in the world in order to do that.

00:57:45 Speaker_01
You're such a dick.

00:57:48 Speaker_04
To not go anywhere.

00:57:49 Speaker_03
No Dumb Questions Christmas edition. All right now, let's close this thing out with a little No Dumb Questions because there's no such thing as dumb questions. Just two dumb guys asking Jason's wife to come join us answering some not so dumb questions.

00:58:02 Speaker_03
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00:58:15 Speaker_06
Hi guys. Um, I would like to know when is it, if ever okay to tell your partner that they are the bad gift giver. Thank you, go bird.

00:58:29 Speaker_04
Well, it's a good question. And go birds. Love that. I will say this. I will say this. Don't fuck around with this because it sounds like it's an issue. If you got a bad gift giver, you got to say something. and nip it in the bud.

00:58:43 Speaker_04
Because I'll tell you this, mom, Donna Kelsey had to deal with Christmas upon Christmas of the exact same gifts. Earrings and candles.

00:58:50 Speaker_04
Earrings and candles and pistachio nuts for, I mean, we did it our whole childhood before we were in high school where she said, you know, guys, you don't have to give me the same thing every single Christmas. So I'll say.

00:59:02 Speaker_03
But what do you get a mom that has everything?

00:59:06 Speaker_04
You got to nip that in the bud. You got to say something and you don't have to be like a jerk about it, just be like, hey, I think like- I got enough earrings. Yeah, or just whatever you don't like about the gifts, don't say you don't like them.

00:59:18 Speaker_04
Just say, hey, I just like sometimes I think I would appreciate something more sentimental, something I like, I really like jewelry. Just say what you like. You don't have to say what you don't like.

00:59:29 Speaker_04
You can plant seeds as to what you want if they're listening. Now you're getting warmer.

00:59:35 Speaker_03
plant seeds, and also if they give a gift to somebody else and it's asked, let them know we got to work on your gift gift. And that way they'll take the note that they need to get better to give.

00:59:45 Speaker_04
Why would you give this gift? It's this is it makes no sense.

00:59:49 Speaker_03
You understand how to give a gift, right? Oh, Kai, you have something you want to chime in.

00:59:54 Speaker_01
I think you should be gentle about it, but I think you can let someone know ahead of time. Like you're saying, plant a seed, but you don't need to plant a seed that they're a bad gift giver. You can just plant a seed on something that you would like.

01:00:08 Speaker_01
You can do like one or two things so that they have like two different things to choose from would be a good option and just plant that seed early and say, you know, I've been looking at this sweater.

01:00:21 Speaker_01
it's a beautiful sweater i'm just not sure that i want to spend that much money on it or i'm not sure that i want to i'm not sure that i'll get there also speaking for men everywhere be very clear if you want this gift because

01:00:36 Speaker_04
We miss some of these more subtle hints. I'm just being honest.

01:00:41 Speaker_03
Also, also, also what's considered a good gift and a bad gift. If you're a shitty gift receiver, you need to check yourself in the fucking mirror. That's good.

01:00:50 Speaker_03
If you're out here hoping you're getting a fucking brand new car and it's like, you know what I mean? Expectation is way too high. What are we fucking doing here? Right. All right. We need to fucking, we need to reevaluate the situation at hand.

01:01:02 Speaker_03
Expectations. Yes. So it goes both ways.

01:01:04 Speaker_04
How am I as a gift giver guys?

01:01:07 Speaker_01
Travis, you wanna take this one?

01:01:08 Speaker_04
Nobody has to rush to answer that.

01:01:10 Speaker_03
Ooh, I did like my birthday gift. I think that was a Kylie move, though. Which one, which one was it? You want me to tell everybody?

01:01:17 Speaker_01
The box, big box.

01:01:19 Speaker_03
The box, yeah.

01:01:20 Speaker_01
The box we took to Kansas City. He doesn't actually know what that was, Travis.

01:01:24 Speaker_03
I knew that wasn't him. Sorry. What has Jason gotten me?

01:01:27 Speaker_01
And then the 99 jersey. He was very excited about that one.

01:01:31 Speaker_03
Oh, I mean, that was a fucking banger. I got it right here.

01:01:34 Speaker_01
The problem is Jason and I are I feel we align on gift giving in a way where when a holiday or a birthday or something comes around, we kind of do like an oh shit.

01:01:48 Speaker_01
But outside of holidays and times where you're actually supposed to give gifts, there have been times where we've like, oh, I really thought this would be great. And then I don't love getting gifts. And so I never help him in any way.

01:02:03 Speaker_01
And he buys everything that he wants just when he thinks of it.

01:02:07 Speaker_03
I deal with that as well.

01:02:08 Speaker_04
I think I'm a good gift giver. I think I'm a bad gift planner. That's where I'm, I'm a bad gift planner.

01:02:14 Speaker_01
Yeah. I'd say we like, well, he's not saying I'm a good gift giver, so I'm not confident saying I am a good gift giver, but I would say the gift planning is the downfall for both of us.

01:02:26 Speaker_03
Yeah. I mean, I'm right there in the same boat. We are, we're all in the same boat on this one.

01:02:29 Speaker_04
I got you the transformer robot last year.

01:02:32 Speaker_01
Yeah, but Jason, you always do it the day before. I got you the transformer gift last year on Christmas. He either gets it months ahead of time or the day before. Yeah.

01:02:42 Speaker_03
I mean... Isn't that pretty standard? Whoever floats your boat finds the lost remote, you know what I mean? OutKast taught me that one.

01:02:48 Speaker_04
Wait till you see what I got you guys this year. We're gonna revisit this. in a couple of days. We're going to revisit this conversation and who the best gift giver is in a couple of days. It's not going to be me because I know who's winning that one.

01:02:59 Speaker_01
I was too busy playing S-A-N-T-A if you catch my drift.

01:03:04 Speaker_03
You just wait, Jason. You just wait.

01:03:07 Speaker_04
I don't think I've ever been this confident. For me too. Huh? For me. I'm giving away zero details. I know I'm very confident in Travis, less confident in Kylie.

01:03:17 Speaker_00
That means he hasn't gone to the mall yet.

01:03:20 Speaker_03
Very confident in Travis. I also blame our gift creativity on dad. He made us get mom the exact same gift. So I'm doing really, I just think I can just go out and just get the same gift.

01:03:33 Speaker_04
I've really had to work on this. But I just want to let you guys know.

01:03:36 Speaker_03
I'm not going to blame dad. I just want to let you guys know. He's actually a very good gift giver.

01:03:39 Speaker_04
We are going to revisit this in five days. We're going to revisit this in five days.

01:03:43 Speaker_01
You know what? You're talking about planting a seed. Talk about planting a seed. I am perfectly happy with a candle and some earrings. I want to throw that out there.

01:03:52 Speaker_04
On it. Do you guys know what that is? That's a trap.

01:04:01 Speaker_03
All right, we are good to go. Thank you for the call in there. Go birds. And yeah, let's reevaluate the situation. You got to be a good receiver and a good gift giver.

01:04:10 Speaker_03
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01:05:42 Speaker_01
I take it back.

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Cast as the number one. Everyone go check out. Not going to lie on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast. We'll see you guys later. Peace.

01:05:51 Speaker_04
Is it weird that? Oh God, I feel like I'm playing Monopoly in real life now. Is that like?

01:05:57 Speaker_03
No, that's exactly what the game is for everyone.

01:06:01 Speaker_01
Happy holidays.

01:06:02 Speaker_03
Feliz Navidad.

01:06:13 Speaker_01
He's manspreading into my area. I can't actually get my chair forward.

01:06:17 Speaker_04
I don't really have anywhere to go.

01:06:18 Speaker_01
You should hear our daughters talk about his boobs. Seriously. I mean, look at them.

01:06:23 Speaker_04
They're built for him. They're built. Oh my gosh.

01:06:28 Speaker_01
You may not. Don't keep that in. Do not keep that in.

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