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Episode: Fight Companion - October 26, 2024

Fight Companion - October 26, 2024

Author: Joe Rogan
Duration: 04:30:22

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Oh, shit. Click. Oh, shit. Look at each other's eyes.

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OG crew.

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OGs.

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I was actually thinking about going to Abu Dhabi for this one.

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Really?

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Yeah, I was thinking of going on a vacation, just for funs. But then I found out it was 19 hours on a plane. I was like, oh, yo, that's too much. I'll do 10. Even with a bed, it doesn't matter. Much rather do this. It don't matter, man. You lose days.

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You don't lose a day, you lose days. Because your day's in a fog after it's over. You're all confused. Your body feels weird. Your workouts suck. That would be the card to do it though. If there's one card that would give me to fight whatever it is.

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It's that main fight.

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It's the main and co. Yeah, the co's big. The co's huge. It's big. It's so many questions in that fight, man. You know, if Whitaker can stuff... You remember that third round, Kamaru Usman won the third round. That was five rounds? Yep. Yep.

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I would have my money on him. And the fucking... The thing is he had 10 days notice. So he didn't have any trust in his gas tank, you know, and he talked about it. You know they offered him five rounds, he said no.

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And then when he's walking out of that guy, he goes, I fucked up, should have done five. He said I fucked up, should have done five. Maybe it would have really psychologically fucked him.

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He realized he had to do fucking 25 minutes against Hamzat, who's in top shape. But he was getting tired in that third round and that's Hamzat's thing. He tries to get you out of there.

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Like that shit that he did to Kevin, like you can't, there's no way he could have continued that if he didn't submit him in the first round. When he just jumped on him, he went all in, just foot on the gas. It's like an electric car.

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It's 260 miles of range.

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No, it doesn't.

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No, it doesn't It's about a hundred bro. You take a Tesla run a racetrack. Those bitches are burnt out after like two laps Really? Yeah. Oh, really after one pole. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's

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Yeah, I don't know how many laps you could do, but there's no fucking way you're gonna do 260 miles They're like an indie for Tesla's like a no NASCAR thing Car you can buy if you want to buy a car from a lot the fastest car you could buy is a four-door like luxury sedan plaid

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Yeah, why don't they race them? Well, they do things around tracks. They have track records.

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Nitro Cross has electric. They wouldn't do it in Florida or in the South. They would have to be in Seattle, right? Tesla, NASCAR, and San Francisco.

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The whole thing is so crazy because even though, yeah, it is the future, yeah, it's a superior technology. The reality is they're getting their minerals from fucking China, and they're using cobalt mines in the Congo. The whole thing's crazy.

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But the whole thing, you can do both. It doesn't have to be one or the other. Right, but what I'm saying is to connect that with, this is the most ethical, this is the most environmentally friendly. It's not. They've got to stop doing that. It's just not.

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Because they got educated, yeah. Not only that, do you know that the environmental pollution from an electric car is significantly more because of brake dust? Brake dust is a giant problem. Everybody wants to talk about exhaust fumes.

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If you live in New York City, you're breathing in brake dust all day long. And they're so heavy, it burns the tires faster. What's the difference between brake dust from a Tesla and a gas-powered car? It's a heavier car. Way heavier.

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So Tesla's better because Tesla has regenerative braking. So when I'm driving my Tesla, if I let off the gas, it slows down considerably, where I don't even have to use the brakes sometimes. If I'm driving around town, you could do one pedal driving.

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Because as soon as you let off the gas, it slows itself. Because it regenerates electricity during that process of slowing down. So it uses the momentum of the car to extend the battery life. So you don't get as much in it, but it's still so heavy.

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Do you think like in 20 years, like Tesla's are going to be like $1,500 in the recycler or something?

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No, because you know what they're already eating. They don't do good on electric cars are the way cell phones. Remember you have to carry a big thing, like a big cell phone.

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So the idea is, yes, it is not environmentally very effective and all that, but it's in its infancy. And the idea is you want to keep doing it. So there's a breakthrough in material sciences with incentives.

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You have a Tesla. But you're still mining the cobalt ions. That's never going to go away.

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But the technology of electric cars is the future in terms of as they get better at it.

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Why is it the future? This is all cunt talk. What's the future? This is all bitch talk. No, he's totally right.

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Because there's a bunch of experimental battery technologies that they're currently working on that are going to be so much better than these lithium ion cobalt batteries.

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Every piece of plastic we use is made with oil.

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Yeah

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And with AI, the idea is you're going to have robots, and those robots will be on a piece of land. So you'll buy the plot of land, and those robots will then mine the materials needed to build a house.

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So they'll use the actual land that they're on to mine all the materials and build a house.

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That sounds so far away. I don't think it's that far away.

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The robots ain't. The robots I got now, come on.

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No, Eddie, it's all artificial intelligence. When artificial intelligence becomes sentient and they have quantum computers now. Brian Cox was here the other day and he tried to explain quantum... The guy from CERN?

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Yes, trying to explain quantum computers. They're so insanely powerful. Yes, they're so insanely powerful that they don't even understand what they're doing. They think that they're pulling information from different universes simultaneously.

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It's the multi-world theory of quantum computing. They've shown that they can create wormholes. There's evidence in quantum computing of wormholes. They're full of shit.

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They're full of shit.

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They don't even understand exactly what it's doing, but this is the way he explained it to me, I hope I'm not butchering it, but some insane amount of time, like all the seconds that the world has ever existed plus.

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You would need that for a computer, a normal computer, to solve a problem that a quantum computer would solve in one second.

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Do we have quantum computers?

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Yes, they have quantum computers, but they don't exactly know how to program them now, I think.

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They're making computers and they don't know how to program them.

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This is what it is. They're so complex that they want to develop the infrastructure. The computer is very small, which is really crazy.

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And let me guess, they need money to finish this. Let me guess. Eddie, settle down.

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The actual chip is very small. It's like a tiny little, it's smaller than this. The actual chip. The whole rest of the thing is insane cooling.

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Because in order to operate this, you have to keep it at an unbelievably cold temperature, like colder than deep space. You should see it, but pull up something on it, Jamie, just so they can see the explanation of quantum computing.

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It's a real thing, Eddie. Computers are a real fucking thing. The reason why you find all this shit on YouTube that doesn't make any sense is because computers are a real fucking thing.

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People can make videos, they compress them, they upload them online. So this is computing. It's all a real thing. Quantum computing is this, but it's through an insanely powerful source.

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And I can't get service in my fucking this is all first of all there's only a couple of these on earth They're very difficult to make insane tolerances and super expensive, right?

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They got it I'm sure they're completely the companies that are making them not the taxpayers.

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I highly doubt this probably there's some subsiding I don't know if it was the Cox guy or whatever, but there there there's a video like they're in front of

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Eddie, what do you think, it's for free? You think you can make a quantum computer in your backyard? That's where DARPA and ARPA come in. With fucking lemonade money? You don't feel a little like,

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Listen, the whole thing's crazy because what they're going to do is make a life form that's way smarter than us. It's going to happen. It's going to happen soon. That's crazy. Yeah, literally. We're marching towards our own demise for sure.

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There is no fucking way that's not going to happen. And if good guys can get it, bad guys can get it too. That's the issue. And they might be getting it quicker. Yes.

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What if this is already a computer? Like what if we're already in a quantum computer? Damn, well, that's what Elon thinks.

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Well, only rich people say that. But I don't understand. Only rich people say their computer program is awesome. They're getting their dick sucked flying around in rockets.

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Yeah, the single mom of four at McDonald's is like, we're in a fucking simulation. Exactly! That's such a good point! Such a good, only billionaires say we're in a simulation.

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No, what if we're already computer creations that are creating our computers?

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We are in a machine though.

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I mean, it's so obvious. We are in a machine. We're in the matrix and we're already creating another, like a better version of ourselves. We're in a machine. We're in a clock.

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The calendar used to be 13 months.

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Why is it the 10th month?

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Octopus Deca, what does that mean 10 10 December using Latin on me right now from that bro Cherokee candle calendar exactly Traditionally defined as a lunar calendar marked by 13 moon cycles of 28 days. Well that wouldn't it does that work?

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It does work. There's an extra day and that day is like the Ides of March is supposed to run Why didn't we do that?

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That's so much better than that one month is exactly 31 one month as 28 exactly right by the way They do black history month on the one month when only 28 days like settle down Here comes the pirate is the fire.

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Oh, this is a great fight Trojan this dude This fucking dude throws kicks like everybody else throws punches. Shara Bullitt's so weird. Like if you watch him training, it's a non-stop kicking thing. Did you see him train with that Nina girl? Yes.

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It makes me think though, watching him train, because everybody thinks that kicks wear you out. I think kicks wear you out if you're not used to throwing kicks. Dude, does he have an orange bush coming out of his shorts?

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Some of those dudes like those Russian wrestlers that have crazy hairy backs, yeah You know those dudes. That should be illegal. Wild, crotch hair. Wild, crotch hair. Remember how hairy Orlovsky was? He was a werewolf. He had hair on his shoulders.

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Yeah, he was a werewolf. But he looked awesome.

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Bro, props to that guy, man. I'm sad that he's now out of the UFC, you know, that they kind of forced him out. Props to that guy. Yeah, that guy stayed, like, world-class for a long-ass time, even after he wasn't the best.

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Remember he lost a fade or he's doing well did that weird flying? Still still revented himself that guy is never dude. Look at that. He was Fucking fade or up. He was tuning him up on the feet and then did that weird flying?

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He fucked up, but everybody forgets how good our lofts. He wasn't his prime. I

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He had a laser beam of a right hand as he got older his punches were more late probably shoulder problems Meaning they're not the most boring as fight ever Yeah, it was very boring isn't that crazy too that you fought him like how many years after he started shit

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Think about that, he was a champ in what, 2005? No, earlier.

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Yeah, so 20 years ago he was a champ? But the first time we fight we were like in our 20s probably.

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And then taking on young, you know, I was a young line in beating guys.

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He took on Francis!

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He took on Francis when Francis was, yeah, it happened.

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When was the first time I watched you walk through the U.S.A.?

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Do you remember how you partied after the Crow Cop fight? Do you remember that night? Yep. What'd you do? I went and got chicken wings and went to my room and threw up.

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Oh shit, okay, so you couldn't go party and I was in so much pain cuz my nose got shattered Isn't that crazy that people don't even think about that?

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But a lot of the guys who win still get concussed even the guys who win by knockout you think oh he won by knockout He must be fine right now. Like no, he probably probably almost got KO'd himself Yeah, it was tough.

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You ever see that fight with Ramon Decker's Ramon Decker's fought this dude and they both left hooked at the same time and both knocked each other out That was in the end of Rocky III. It's real in this kickboxing.

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Ramon Deckers is my favorite kickboxer of all time because he was such a fucking psychopath. Look at this. Bro. They both just cranked one off at the exact same time. He was a Dutch guy, right?

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Oh yeah. Yeah, monster.

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Look at this. I think the other guy did I think Ryan Simpson got up first He got up first. I think see he wasn't totally out like look when he goes down. He catches himself But but Rob can't over excuse me Ramon Decker's didn't he's out out.

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Well wait. What wait?

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Well, he started off light see that was the thing He was one of the only foreigners that went over to Holland and was fighting ties, and he was their size Do you know do you remember?

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Those dudes up and without violence they had never seen before like a psychotic violence The the Holland mob hired me to move and live.

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Oh, yeah there to train Ramon Decker's to fight MMA Yeah, that's right, I forgot about that. And then the mob boss got thrown in jail, and then they cancelled the plan.

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I was ready to move to Holland! I was gonna move to Holland! He was telling me, he's like, bro, it's gonna be awesome, I'm gonna train those dudes, I'm gonna give them some fucking killer jiu-jitsu. It wouldn't work, too.

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Hey, let's get the clock going, because Shara Bullitt is about to fight Shara Bullitt. So, 458, 457, or 455, 454, 453, 452. Alright, sync it up. Cherubo is fighting with one eye. Yeah, one eye. He's such an exciting fighter.

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He's one of my favorite fighters. His ceiling, I don't know, because of his wrestling. It's a huge issue. This is a big move up. How's his jiu-jitsu? Well, he's not a ground fighter. That's not his thing. He's really a karate guy.

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But the way he throws his kicks is nuts. Karate guy? Like Dagestan or something, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so weird, right? It's not like Muay Thai style. I mean, he can do all that shit. Petrosian's good, man. This is what I'm talking about.

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Really good. Really good. Really good Muay Thai. And fully complete. He's a complete guy. What is he, Armenian? And also super strong.

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Sounds a Russian army better be you know an indestructible head, but when he gets hit with Shots because I love that here. He's got twice.

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Yeah, it does look works way worse cuz all that here. That's a very good point Did you just see it looks like the burning bush? But Petrosian super solid when I when I saw this fight was being made.

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I was like, oh, that's a real test Yeah, and like good defensively big fucking dude for the weight class These guys are so big. It's so crazy how big 185 is now. Wild, dude. They're so big.

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DDP, I was trying to tell Brian, I'm like, dude, DDP is a different fucking animal.

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Anthony Smith, he was like 235 with no fat on him.

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He's a 205er, though. He's a 205er. This is an 85. No, 85, though. No, they're huge, too. 205's notoriously been big. 85 now, to me, is the biggest kind of leap as far as big guys. They're fucking huge. Drikus is so fucking big.

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Easy ain't small either stricken ain't small Robert Whitaker's no punk These guys are bigger. What's your kick? Is he the most famous for Petrosian? He's just no no, not Petrosian. Oh clip the nose. He throws everything.

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Is it a wheel kick?

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He throws everything wheel kicks axe roundhouse kick. Someone's getting knocked out. Oh, he's coming after this isn't really throwing trojans landing, too Yeah, but he's only after Petrosian. He's really hit the gas man I love his look, man.

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Like a pirate. So crazy. You know he played a bad guy in a movie in Hollywood recently. Oh, what a great casting. They're gonna cast Poetan in some movie, too, I heard. He's a bad guy in some movie. That makes sense. Fuck yeah. I'm hyped for these guys.

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Imagine if one of these guys becomes the next Rock. The next, like, John Cena? That'd be sick. Like, you're telling me Conor McGregor couldn't become an action movie star? Dude, they've asked him to and he keeps turning it down. He still wants a fight.

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Does he? And he also wants to party. I love him. He can do no wrong.

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He looks like he's having a good time.

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As he should. He doesn't know a shit. Here he did it.

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Sometimes a good time can be bad.

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He got clipped. That left hook was nasty. Who got clipped? Petrosian? Yeah, Petrosian did. He's been clipped a few times now. But look at the way he throws his kicks. It's so different. And he can throw so many in a row, too.

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But Petrosian is rock solid, man.

00:22:31 Speaker_10
I wonder if that hair is actually a bit of a shock absorber. No.

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No. Stupid comment, right? That's so dumb. Somebody hit you in the head with a fucking big head of hair. But I think the beard is.

00:22:43 Speaker_10
No, just the hair. All that hair.

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They used to think that in boxing. In boxing, you used to have to shave your beard. Yeah, for Golden Gloves, they made me shave everything. I couldn't look more Mexican. I just had a mustache.

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Even if it's like 1% right?

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No, no It doesn't matter especially a little bit a little padding. No, let's see a crazy-ass Wildman beard like one of them dudes that lives in the woods for 10 years just like a Psychologically it feels like Reuben beer.

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Yeah, maybe if you get hit with an uppercut I would say a Rick Reuben beer would protect you quite a bit. I

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Maybe you you stop your punch thinking you're hitting him. You know how you aim and maybe it cuts now They're aiming there's this face, but it's an illusion.

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I didn't go all the way through He's lighting a mug there.

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I was I've been pretty hard on Hamsa, you know, cuz his the hype kind of fell off dude It's the longest covert ever and then he had an interview with Brett Akamoto and you're like Side fucking yeah, bro. He does everything man

00:23:51 Speaker_02
Then he has that interview with Brett Akamoto, and he talks about how he's been depressed and he's been constantly moving, and he has a kid, and you're like, oh, this is a normal dude.

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He's calmed down because he had a kid, and he's been going through a tough time. He's camping, they have the same camp. His kid has had two surgeries, he's gonna have one second surgery after the fight. Yeah, and they're like, what's going on?

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He's like, oh, I was depressed, because it's tough making my family move every fucking month.

00:24:17 Speaker_09
Why did he have to move all the time?

00:24:19 Speaker_02
I don't know, I don't know. And then you say in that that's why he wants to stay and fight, you know, people give him shit about not coming to America He's like my health when I fly it fucks me up.

00:24:31 Speaker_02
Yeah, which I don't know Here's the story on that dude. Supposedly you can't kick him out of the gym.

00:24:37 Speaker_02
He's the most brutal over trainer Like that's the story on him and then he's just like such a psychopath that he'll train even if he's sick Do you see the Olympic wrestling? Yes Yeah, no pretty fucking impressive.

00:24:49 Speaker_02
Yeah, dude, really impressive hanging with those guys Yeah, really? You don't say yes, sir. He's a beast dude What he did to Rockhold was disturbing. It was disturbing like Luke Rockhold. He's not in his prime But Luke Rockhold was a fantastic.

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Are you guys talking about again? Hamza? Oh Hamza rolled with Luke Rockhold and just ran through him. Okay. Oh Ran through him. Arm barred him. Heel hooked him. It's crazy. But just ran through him. Just dominated him. He's a banshee.

00:25:20 Speaker_02
The only thing, I would not touch this as far as betting. If I were going to bet on him, I'd put money on Whitaker. Just because there's so many variables with Hamzat. His best heavyweight win is against Murshark.

00:25:30 Speaker_02
He's never really beat a true middleweight. And then you're going from fighting welterweights. He beat a blown up Usman. Struggled with that. Struggled with Gilbert Burns. And you're fighting Robert Whitaker at three? Well, I still want to see it.

00:25:42 Speaker_02
Oh no, I'm not saying I went bad on it. I'm saying there's too many unknowns. The Murshot was like, that was like one of the first, I think his first fight was at 85, and then I think it's 170 is unstoppable.

00:25:54 Speaker_02
But I just don't think he can really make it to 170. Did you see him on the scales for this? He looked bad. He was the last one to weigh in. It's tough. Max looks very thin, too. Max looks real drawn out. See, I don't like Max at 45, especially at his age.

00:26:07 Speaker_02
I like him at 55. But the thing with Max, you know, so he's been going on this fucking war path after losing to Volkanovski. They asked him what changed. You know what he said? Sparring. Remember he was the guy that goes, I don't spar?

00:26:18 Speaker_02
They go, what changed? He goes, I started sparring again. That's why I'm knocking bitches out. You gotta spar. You gotta spar. You gotta spar. Unfortunately. He was the one guy I'm like, oh man, maybe you don't have to. And then you're like, alright.

00:26:28 Speaker_10
I wonder if Sharapova would lose all his power if you shaved his beard.

00:26:31 Speaker_02
I think there were some other guys who decided to go the not sparring route too. Mitryon did it for a long time. Yeah. Mitryon was the first of it.

00:26:38 Speaker_10
A lot of those guys started talking about that.

00:26:40 Speaker_02
Donald. Didn't Donald do it? I think Donald did it. I think Donald did it for a while as well.

00:26:45 Speaker_12
You know what, in football, the equivalent to that, not sparring, is not really going hard in pre-season. And the Browns didn't fucking play anybody in pre-season. They didn't take any chances, and they got walloped the first six, the seven.

00:27:00 Speaker_12
It's just different. Yeah, so now it's like, damn, we gotta spar in pre-season.

00:27:04 Speaker_02
Nut shot. And that's when you feel it. Bro, everybody needs to get those diamond MMA cups.

00:27:11 Speaker_10
What are they?

00:27:11 Speaker_02
Those are compression shorts with those perfectly fitted cups you could take a literal nut shot to. What? Really? Yeah man, they exist. Like steel? Not only that, here's the thing. You can wear a tie cup. You can wear a steel tie cup in the UFC.

00:27:25 Speaker_02
That's an advantage, baby. If you're fighting in the UFC, you 100% wear a steel tie cup. Yeah, because you can break their foot. Yeah, if someone kicks you in the dick, it breaks their foot. The lever with an arm bar? The lever with an arm bar is insane.

00:27:35 Speaker_02
And also, if you get on top of them, you could shove that thing into them. It's a fucking weapon.

00:27:39 Speaker_10
I'm going to start wearing one just because, for podcasts and everything.

00:27:42 Speaker_02
You can get one. They hurt, man. They hurt with whatever you're pushing it up against. It's a piece of metal.

00:27:49 Speaker_10
So what does it do? How is it held into place?

00:27:51 Speaker_02
You tie it through your ass like a nail stripper. It's a form. Yeah, it's super good. I'm getting turned on.

00:27:57 Speaker_10
I never wore one. I want to wear one for discipline.

00:27:59 Speaker_02
But you have to make sure it's really in place, because if it slips and the nut gets pokey out, then you're getting a steel slam. I had that happen with a plastic cup once.

00:28:09 Speaker_02
Yeah, my nut got pokey outie, a little on the side, and I got kicked in the nuts, and the plastic cup slammed into my nut.

00:28:16 Speaker_12
That happened to, it was Gilbert Ivo and Vanderlei Silva in Pride 11. One kick, and the cup got caught on his nut. And it was over they had to put up take him out on his track.

00:28:30 Speaker_02
I never work up in football or fight I remember that fight. I remember so many pride.

00:28:35 Speaker_12
Yeah, it was over It was like he wouldn't like usually you get hit in the nuts and you need five minutes max or whatever this time Coming back his night got caught on the side of that

00:28:46 Speaker_02
Dude, when you look at those old Pride fights, that might have been the golden years. That might have been the best of the best. The savages. There was so much good about it. There was so much good about it.

00:28:55 Speaker_02
First of all, it was the first time we ever got to see MMA in giant places. Like, there was no UFCs that were in 90,000 people. And that was in 2000.

00:29:03 Speaker_12
And the pageantry.

00:29:05 Speaker_02
Pride 10, remember?

00:29:06 Speaker_12
Remember Henzo vs. Sakuraba, Pride 10? Dude, I commentated that shit, dog. It was like 150 degrees, I was in a suit, and it looked like I jumped out of a pool. And how many people were there? It was like a fuckin' baseball stadium. I don't even know.

00:29:25 Speaker_12
I don't know about 80, but it was insane. It was insane. That was when, dude, there were so many classic matches. Guy Mezger versus Vanderlei Silva. Gilbert Ivo when he knocked out. Goodrich in one kick. That was one strike in the fight.

00:29:46 Speaker_12
They came out and Gilbert Ivo just said,

00:29:48 Speaker_12
Wow left high kick and Gary Goodridge was laid out knocked out for like five minutes and when he woke up He is his sister was his personal trainer She was a yoke jack and he woke up and he told me this goes dude when I woke up I thought and you know he's from Toronto He's from he goes when I woke up.

00:30:05 Speaker_12
I thought I was at a rave in Toronto

00:30:09 Speaker_02
That's what he told me Maybe he was yeah, maybe he was like maybe he got hit so hard that he got knocked into a parallel dimension He thought his sister was some chick he was hanging out with he didn't even know sister one maybe that's real

00:30:29 Speaker_02
It's like you remember when you are a cocktail.

00:30:32 Speaker_02
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Back when you had cable when you had cable and there was the dirty channels Yeah, and you could tune into them, but they'd be all like every now and then a tailing a couple of seconds of some girls booed Maybe that's what like getting kicked in the head is like and then finally you just give up on you

00:30:52 Speaker_12
Fuck, after like a half an hour, he's just waiting for the shot. Fuck this, I'm wasting my life. Parallel dimensions.

00:30:59 Speaker_02
Yeah, when Rothwell knocked me out, I was like climbing a ladder. I went to a different planet and just climbing ladders. Really? Yeah, my hands were twitching like climbing a ladder.

00:31:10 Speaker_02
It's the weirdest thing when you get hit really hard and your legs just stop working. It's the weirdest feeling. Like that's why I like nerve knockouts, like a good left hook to the jaw when someone gets clipped and you see that nerve.

00:31:22 Speaker_02
It's the weirdest thing, man. Like you have no control over it. Like there's one thing when you're hit and you're hurt and your body's crumbling and you're taking shots, but the hit to the chin is like, weep. It's an off switch. Someone just goes by.

00:31:34 Speaker_02
It's so weird. Turn the lights off. But you're conscious. Yes.

00:31:37 Speaker_02
You're conscious you're conscious like you can't you're not you didn't even get hurt real bad Like I got hit way harder before than when I've been dropped But you get hit like on the top of the head or you get hit somewhere else But I got hit on the point of the chin once and my legs Dude, he threw a spinning fucking a back fist and then reversed it and threw another spinning double spin and the second

00:32:02 Speaker_12
Tony Ferguson did that once but he did it the same way. This guy changed directions. Unless I'm retarded. Maybe I'm wrong. That's how I remember it. Goddamn, I talk too much. Yo, that was fucking insane.

00:32:16 Speaker_10
By the way, his gas tank is ridiculous.

00:32:19 Speaker_02
Well, he has to have one if he kicks as much as he does. He's not even that happy.

00:32:25 Speaker_12
He's like, dude, that was fucking tough. He's like, shit, I got... Okay, so we go, boom! And does he change directions? Yes! That's what I'm talking about! Yo, no one's ever done that before. No one's ever done that before.

00:32:40 Speaker_02
The accuracy to me this was good too accurate That's kung-fu theater right there that is That's wild and the dude just put his head down. That's gonna be a highlight forever, right?

00:32:58 Speaker_12
Wow, and you know what Tony Ferguson did it to Rafael dos Anjos But he threw it and then he kept spinning and then he threw another one, you know the same direction I was just thinking of Rafael dos Anjos remember when he broke his foot when he's supposed to fight Connor.

00:33:11 Speaker_02
Yep He's kind of favored to win. Yeah, he's that was the fight. He was a scary guy He fought tonight his fuck. How do you do? How do you do Jimmy? He fought a Jeff Neal me

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00:35:20 Speaker_02
Yeah, he's older, and I believe he only has one ACL, and that's also.

00:35:24 Speaker_12
I think damn near is 40th UFC Okay, how do you remember all this fucking information like do you at night you spend an hour going through shit and watching?

00:35:32 Speaker_12
I just love it pop quiz your memory can't be that good I just love it two minutes and 30 seconds of round four he hit him with the jab and like why do you know this shit?

00:35:47 Speaker_02
It's probably the same way you know conspiracies and shit. You're just into it. I watch YouTube all night.

00:35:52 Speaker_07
It was a TKO. His knee goes out, I think.

00:35:55 Speaker_02
Oh, like I just said, that I think he's got no ACL.

00:35:58 Speaker_10
He's thick.

00:36:00 Speaker_02
I think he's got a bad ACL.

00:36:01 Speaker_10
Was this at 70?

00:36:04 Speaker_07
It's like right here.

00:36:05 Speaker_10
Could have been 55, right?

00:36:09 Speaker_06
Guys tend to give problems. Oh, oh, come on, Javier.

00:36:19 Speaker_02
Dude and RDA is the nicest guy when I was fighting over in Brazil.

00:36:24 Speaker_02
No Brazil would let me work out in the gym Nobody would help me he get he would take me drop his daughter off at school And then take me around give me food take me to his gym really the nicest fucking guy in the world That's crazy that I said that is I think he has no ACL and that and then that happened

00:36:41 Speaker_02
There's a couple guys are fighting the UFC with no ACL. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

00:36:46 Speaker_08
It's the craziest thing to do.

00:36:48 Speaker_02
Justin Gaethje has won no ACL. Who was the first guy? Do you remember the first guy? Rico.

00:36:52 Speaker_12
Rico Rodriguez.

00:36:53 Speaker_02
He was like, what? What are you doing? I have no ACL. But the quad thing you can't fix. You can fix the ACL thing. You just need to go through surgery.

00:37:06 Speaker_10
He wrestled, but he wasn't.

00:37:10 Speaker_02
He was an early John Jack Machado black belt. He's a jujitsu guy. His jujitsu was nasty. Savage.

00:37:16 Speaker_12
Nasty, he's a rust because this is in the 90s and when wrestlers came into jiu-jitsu Everybody was a white belt in a blue belt in the 90s every but that was there was one purple belt per school And there was one American black belt Craig Kukoc in in New York Teacher purple belt American purple per school.

00:37:38 Speaker_02
Yeah, everybody was a white and everybody was a Steve Maxwell was one of the first American black belts. I

00:37:43 Speaker_10
But Greg was partners with Henso back in the day.

00:37:46 Speaker_12
But guys that came in with a wrestling background, like Rico Rodriguez, he came in and he wrestled his whole life. And he went like, him and this guy named Seth Goodall, they're big dudes who wrestled.

00:37:55 Speaker_12
As blue belts, they went to the world championships and just fucked everybody up.

00:38:00 Speaker_10
That's what I'm saying, Rico was an NCAA champ, Rico Rodriguez.

00:38:07 Speaker_02
Who was that kid that would always come to Jiu-Jitsu at 10th planet when it was legends at legends when he was a Eric crazy wrestler Super-powerful.

00:38:20 Speaker_12
Oh my god.

00:38:21 Speaker_02
Remember that dude.

00:38:21 Speaker_12
I forget his name.

00:38:23 Speaker_02
He had so much potential This guy was we used to do neon stomach trills Rico Rodriguez. What does it say?

00:38:31 Speaker_12
What about his wrestling? Okay, he did ADCC.

00:38:36 Speaker_10
This dude, it's Eric, right?

00:38:39 Speaker_02
Eddie? Eric something. Yeah, this dude, Eric, we used to do knee-on-belly drills. This is when I realized the difference between really strong wrestlers. I couldn't get up. If he was on top of me, I wasn't getting up. I tried so hard to get up.

00:38:53 Speaker_02
I could not get up. I was in real good shape. I was a brown belt. I could not get up.

00:38:58 Speaker_12
Every jiu-jitsu school owner wanted, they're all looking for wrestlers, because they already had 15, 20 years of grappling.

00:39:03 Speaker_02
And when we switched positions, so when I got on top of him, he just went, wee! And I just went flying. I had pretty good top pressure. I had pretty good, you're talking about head and arm, and you got a knee on belly. I had pretty good top pressure. Wee!

00:39:16 Speaker_02
I was just like, this is crazy. You know another person who made me feel like that? Karo Parisian. Oh yeah. First time I rolled Carl's like this is ridiculous.

00:39:25 Speaker_02
You're a chimpanzee, bro You're not even a fucking human all those years of judo Jake Shields, too, right? Oh, yeah, Jake Shields same thing same thing.

00:39:33 Speaker_02
Yeah, but Cara was freaky It was cuz it's like why are you so fucking strong like cuz it's judo is the craziest thing You're literally throwing bodies all the time. Yeah, you're hoisting people up in the air and slamming them and you're fucking

00:39:48 Speaker_02
Exploding on your feet tripping each other and they're explosive.

00:39:52 Speaker_10
Oh my god I was with I was rolling with you guys and Tariq and Jake Shields. We were all together I mean, I'm in the mix like and you know, then D. Congratulations. Yeah, the idiot and Jake Jake didn't know me and he This guy might has a podcast.

00:40:07 Speaker_10
I don't want him to like what if he gets position on me? He like, you know, how you you ever see one of those steamrollers with that when they splat the pavement it was inappropriate it was

00:40:17 Speaker_02
Yeah, Jake goes hard.

00:40:18 Speaker_10
Oh my god. I was like I can't do it.

00:40:21 Speaker_02
I was making noise Well, you should be fucked up and you deserve it You really deserve it You train once a decade You deserve I would do the same

00:40:47 Speaker_10
You fucker. You don't deserve to roll. I'd smush you. I'd be happy to do it. But then roll with Brendan.

00:40:59 Speaker_02
Well, that's a different thing. Brendan's a big boy.

00:41:01 Speaker_12
You ever think about having, like, in the studio, like, a room for, like, a band to play or to do jujitsu?

00:41:08 Speaker_02
I have thought about... No, not a jujitsu. We always could... We have the full mats out there.

00:41:12 Speaker_12
You've seen the back gym. It would be cool, like, show me a move and then you have mats and you have cameras on the mats.

00:41:17 Speaker_02
A bunch of guys come in and train here all the time.

00:41:20 Speaker_12
But for the podcast is what I'm talking about.

00:41:21 Speaker_02
Well, I thought about doing something like that, but then I think like something's just for yourself Like when the rock came here worked out I said hey man fuck all this social media shit Let's just hang out because it was me and phone down and the comedians so as you know Brian Simpson was there Shane Gillis Tony Haines guys we're gonna the rock is like Brian Derek

00:41:40 Speaker_02
Yeah, Derek Poston was there, Asan Amad was there, we had a good fucking time. You know, it was just hanging out. Like sometimes you just hang out. But it'd be cool to have like, don't have to make it a business, like a band, like a band play.

00:41:52 Speaker_02
That would be dope. How cool would that be? That would be dope. But do I have time for that? I don't really have time for that.

00:41:57 Speaker_12
You don't have time to have a band on your podcast and then they get up?

00:42:00 Speaker_02
Sometimes, but I like it when people just play. Like when Gary Clark Jr. comes here and just plays. Everlast has played. Did Everlast have a DJ with them once? Yeah, Everlast came with a DJ.

00:42:13 Speaker_02
During the podcast yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you set up like just let them set up whatever they want honey, honey?

00:42:18 Speaker_12
Ideas try and give you more views man.

00:42:20 Speaker_02
We know you Go down in flames when I first got to Spotify I I was willing to do it for two reasons. One, because it was a ton of money, and two, because I wanted to be like 10% less famous. I was like, wouldn't that be nice? I heard that too.

00:42:43 Speaker_02
Because people were like, oh, you're going to go into obscurity. I'm like, great. You'll be like Howard Stern. Perfect. Perfect. Give me the money. I got other interests, man.

00:42:53 Speaker_10
Were you at all nervous for Trump?

00:42:56 Speaker_02
I was definitely hyped up. I was excited because I wanted to there's a lot of questions. I need to answer. Did you feel pressure? No, no, no, not pressure. No should be like make sure you cover you want to cover?

00:43:08 Speaker_02
No, no, no, no, just like I knew what was important. Did you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you ask him?

00:43:15 Speaker_12
But also pro vaccine?

00:43:16 Speaker_02
No, I didn't. But I also wanted to be rigid. Because there was a moment when he brought up the polio vaccine.

00:43:21 Speaker_02
I was like, oh, I don't want to correct him I don't want to show like when the if you ever seen the chart of when polio actually dropped off when the vaccine was introduced I reference it on top bullshit.

00:43:31 Speaker_02
Yeah, that's that's a rough one That's when you look at the actual like there's a bunch of them measles is another one Exactly and I don't want to get involved in a podcast where there's a lot of shit I want to get to I want to know what the fuck is in the JFK files

00:43:46 Speaker_02
He said there's a lot of people that are still alive. And I said, okay, so that's why you wouldn't release it because some of the people that are going to be implicated are still alive. So what that's saying to me is that the government was involved.

00:44:00 Speaker_02
But I said that and he kind of like danced a little. He's just like, he's real good. You ask him a question and he starts to answer it, but then he takes you on a totally different route. But you gotta bring him back in, but you gotta be respectful.

00:44:17 Speaker_02
So it's like, I knew that that's the way he does it, but I'm like, I understand what you're doing, sir, but let's get it back to what I was asking you. Yeah, you did that a couple times.

00:44:25 Speaker_02
I was like, I wanna know what that first fucking day is like, and I don't think I really got that answer out of him. I don't think he remembers.

00:44:32 Speaker_02
I think he does what I'm talking about is like this feeling of now you have to appoint 10,000 people and now you have to figure out how this machine works When you've never governed at all and they don't show you any of that when you're running for president It's not like a training program.

00:44:48 Speaker_02
Like hey Brendan, you might be president. So we're gonna show you this is how the deals get made I like what he said about John Bolton.

00:44:54 Speaker_12
He said yeah, he's a whack job But you know what was cool about him when I went to fucking Iran and I had John Bolton

00:45:06 Speaker_02
You know the problem with the the Trump stuff is just that the people look at the Inflammatory things he says the crazy shit and they define them by that But you also remember this is a very bizarre combination of an entertainer and a businessman so it's an entertainer that like

00:45:30 Speaker_02
He's like a comedian, man. He says funny shit. He does it all the time. He's always making fun of Biden. Constantly roasting.

00:45:38 Speaker_12
He's funny, man. He's New York. He's very New York. The nicknames he gives to people, they have to be funny.

00:45:45 Speaker_02
People don't know what to do with that Yeah, and they want to pretend that all these other people are somehow or another like morally better because you don't get to see the real them Like, I don't buy that, and I don't think you should either.

00:46:05 Speaker_02
I don't think that's how people really are. And when you see over and over and over and over again the media manipulating things and lying about things to make him seem way worse than he is- Call him Hitler? You should be suspicious.

00:46:21 Speaker_02
You should be real suspicious. There's a reason why they're doing that. Exactly. They don't want to lose that job, but they're in desperado mode now. Did you have a different perspective after? Like you don't know him well, right? I don't know him at all.

00:46:33 Speaker_02
I literally never had a conversation with him other than, nice to meet you, sir. And he complimented me. I said, thank you. You're really good at this UFC stuff. But after three hours, did you have a different impression of him or no?

00:46:46 Speaker_02
Yeah, well, I mean, he's a businessman, bottom line. He likes making deals. That's what it is. That's his whole thing. And he's got this ability to just keep going. This is what's crazy. The podcast is three hours long.

00:47:01 Speaker_02
The guy didn't pee before the podcast. He didn't pee after the podcast. He just left. He drinks more Diet Cokes than me. But he didn't drink anything during the podcast.

00:47:11 Speaker_02
He just sat here and we talked and they were freaking out out there because he was two hours late for something he was doing in Michigan. He didn't give a fuck. He's like, I know this is gonna be bigger than that. Let's just keep going.

00:47:21 Speaker_02
We did three hours. But at the end of it, he's, you know, I don't know him other than the three hours that I talked to him when he was trying to be at his best.

00:47:30 Speaker_10
And Kamala Harris has not said yes yet.

00:47:33 Speaker_02
She hasn't said no either. People keep saying she said no. I said I would have a conversation with her like a human being. That's all I want to do. That's literally all I want to do.

00:47:42 Speaker_02
I want to know what is it like to be... I don't even give a fuck about all the stuff she's talked about, about policies and all these different things. We know her positions. Who are you? Just be real. Who are you?

00:47:54 Speaker_10
The crazy thing with Kamala is... She would be well served to step into the lion's den and take it on.

00:48:03 Speaker_02
I would be willing to talk about anything other than politics. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. If there were some certain things they didn't want to talk about, fine. I don't care.

00:48:12 Speaker_02
So I want to know who you are yes, I can find out who you are if we can talk about sports It's crazy how they they she does interview after interview, and they're just like disasters, and you would think that because you would study It's a fucked up way to talk that no one's used to doing here's the way it is Here's a question.

00:48:32 Speaker_02
Give me an answer and you're like well. I think that it's not a

00:48:36 Speaker_02
conversation it's not a conversation so it's a weird so you're uncomfortable with your words you're trying to realize millions of people fucking hate you don't think you should be in that position in the first place when she begins to answer a question with I'm glad you asked that thank you for that 20 million illegals coming through the border unvetted

00:49:06 Speaker_12
I'm glad you asked that. No, no, no. She steers it back to the same talking points.

00:49:11 Speaker_10
She steers it back to, I'm a middle class. I come from a middle class family. I like small businesses. It's always back to the same five things. And groceries?

00:49:18 Speaker_12
And they go, what about inflation? And then she goes, you know, it's everything. You're right. I'm glad you asked that question. Groceries? I know. Gas?

00:49:28 Speaker_02
Everything families are struggling But no plan I need to hear what you want no policy you would think our handlers ago This is the plan when they ask you about inflation to say we're gonna do this The way they're doing it is very unnatural and if you take a person that clams up when they have to talk publicly and you put them in unnatural environments you Incite all kinds of anxiety inside of them.

00:49:55 Speaker_02
It's a terrible way to communicate I don't think this would go better for her. I just don't think it's her thing. Three hours? If she gave you three hours?

00:50:01 Speaker_12
Brendan, I'm trying to sell it, and you're fucking it up for me. Maybe Kamala could sing or something. You know what I mean? If she could sing, sign her to a Bad Boy record contract.

00:50:12 Speaker_02
You know what I mean? I think that company is going out of business. You might want to do some research.

00:50:18 Speaker_09
You're in the stock of Bad Boy right now. Whoa!

00:50:21 Speaker_02
Bro, dudes are doing Kamala ads and moving to Europe.

00:50:26 Speaker_12
People always are trippin' on the baby oil, right? With the Diddy thing, they're trippin' on the baby oil. A thousand bottles of baby oil. I'm like, yeah, there's probably about a thousand people at his parties, right?

00:50:39 Speaker_02
768 dildos. That's so weird. Bro. Bro. Imagine a Diddy party with no lube. Come on, man. Come on, man. I bet he doesn't even... I bet he's not even gay. I bet it's just he really enjoys fucking guys just so he said he fucked them. It's a power move.

00:51:01 Speaker_02
I bet it's a crazy, drugged-up power move, you know? It's a headlock. Filming everybody and having dirt on everybody like it's a crazy style organized crime But that makes you think like is this guy doing it on his own.

00:51:19 Speaker_02
No like who's above this motherfucker Is that but is that the case is he doing it on his own of course, but maybe he's not oh Also, it's funny the celebrities come out to support Kamala. You're like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:51:33 Speaker_12
And they're like dancing. We love Kamala. Usher. Beyonce came out last night.

00:51:38 Speaker_10
She was all like, yo. That actually hurts her. When Americans see somebody who's a billionaire, it's like, Beyonce, most people don't have anything in common with her. So when that happens, it doesn't usually go well for politicians.

00:51:47 Speaker_12
Any celebrity that comes out and supports Kamala, they probably went to parties. You know what I mean? Or they just want to be cool.

00:51:56 Speaker_02
I just think it's really weird to ask someone who lies for a living what they think the president should be. That's a lot of actors. They're just professional liars. The whole thing they're doing is they're pretending they're someone else.

00:52:10 Speaker_02
You have to be if you want to work. And you want them to be super sincere when they tell you who to vote for. I believe it's time that a woman becomes president.

00:52:18 Speaker_12
The fact that they keep pushing that Trump is Hitler and he promised to be a dictator is a great fight.

00:52:23 Speaker_02
We're missing a banner here.

00:52:24 Speaker_12
And Murphy?

00:52:25 Speaker_02
Murphy's a motherfucker, dude. And undefeated. And Dan Ige is pointing it to him. Murphy just lit up Barboza, undefeated, kid out of England, savage. Bro, I was super impressed with Egate taking that fight on zero days notice against Diego Lopez.

00:52:40 Speaker_02
Because Diego Lopez is a straight up fucking killer. And they had a great fight.

00:52:45 Speaker_12
Dio's there tonight, he's the alternative. Diego Lopez, combat jiu-jitsu world's veteran.

00:52:49 Speaker_02
Bro, he's good. He's fucking good. He's fucking good. Diego Lopez is dangerous. He's so wild. If he could just get a little bit more calculated and calm, he simply hits the gas so hard. But he's such a killer, man.

00:53:02 Speaker_02
Topiary said he wins tonight, he wants to fight Makachev. Ooh. Makachev wants to fight Mach 70 if Bilal wasn't there. If Bilal loses to Shavkat, which is gonna happen in December, Shavkat wins that, then Makachev's gonna go up to fuckin' 170.

00:53:17 Speaker_02
And challenge Shavkat. Unless there's a rematch between Bilal and Shavkat. I mean, what if it's a crazy fight? Highly, well it could be a crazy people sleep on below. I don't know He's a motherfucker. No.

00:53:30 Speaker_02
I'm not saying that I'm saying I might have shop cut such a super fight They're gonna push that towards the queue. Yeah, but I mean you gotta get past below Go to what's his best?

00:53:43 Speaker_11
He's a striker really good strike not great striker. He got up pretty good, too But he gave his back Whoops, and he is a mother could come over here.

00:53:50 Speaker_02
Okay, so plenty of time left to he gay solid everywhere, too He's solid standing up. He's solid on the ground. What is he Mexican or something he gay? What is this Hawaiian? Okay, he's a beast man. He could easily be Mexican.

00:54:02 Speaker_02
He's super technical to like everything He does like very smart very polished and then he's tough tough shit tough as shit. Oh Murphy's up when I feel II ooh, how did Diego be real close real close fight decision?

00:54:18 Speaker_02
Yeah, real close and he took on Lily 25 minute notice literally he was getting massaged after working out and they call him on a fight tonight He's gonna grab his mouthpiece. Yeah, grab your mouth. He was at Chipotle Well, he had a weigh-in at 163.

00:54:31 Speaker_02
That was the agreed-upon weight, because obviously he can't cut weight the day of the fight. And so Diego took three different fights at three different weight classes. He took 45 with Brian Ortega. Ortega said he couldn't make 45.

00:54:43 Speaker_02
Diego made 45, said it's going to be at 55. He said, OK, I'll take 55. And then all of a sudden Ige says, 63. He's like, OK, 63. He's like, let's just do it. That's so nuts. Gangster. Dude, what if Max Holloway wins tonight? He can win. 100% he can win.

00:54:59 Speaker_02
Max Holloway, you cannot doubt him after that fucking Justin Gaethje fight.

00:55:02 Speaker_02
He's so clever, and he's so wily, and with all the sparring now that we were talking about before, which I think is a... I mean, he said he sparred for the Gaethje fight much more. He goes, I had to be a crash test dummy.

00:55:14 Speaker_10
I don't think he's ever been put down. No, he's never been knocked out.

00:55:17 Speaker_02
Yes, he has. Justin Gage dropped him. He's never been knocked out. No, he's never been knocked out, but he's been dropped. Justin was the first guy to drop him. He hit him with the right hand. Max claims he did it, though. That's incredible.

00:55:27 Speaker_02
Max claims he didn't get dropped? Yeah. No, no, he talked on the podcast. He said he got dropped? Yeah, he goes, oh, he dropped me. Yeah. First time. Yeah, we were talking on the podcast after the fight. About him getting dropped? Yeah.

00:55:37 Speaker_02
He's never been knocked out, B? No, never been knocked out. Oh! He hit him flush there, sat him down. Oh, that's not good. You guys got nasty ground a pound, too. Oh, this might be it. Yeah. 39 seconds to go. Oh, dude, you gotta cover up. Keep moving.

00:55:53 Speaker_02
You're undefeated.

00:55:54 Speaker_00
You're undefeated.

00:55:55 Speaker_02
You're undefeated. Oh, but he's still fighting. 30 seconds is a long time, isn't it? It's eternity. But if Dan Ige doesn't put him away here... Oh, here we go. Now we're moving. Now things are changing.

00:56:08 Speaker_02
I think, too, in that main event with Topiria, people forget his natural background is grappling, wrestling. Oh, big elbows!

00:56:17 Speaker_12
Oh, he let it go George.

00:56:22 Speaker_11
Oh, no, he didn't Secure that you know one second. It's over Wow.

00:56:29 Speaker_02
How about Murphy get out of that though? Not just getting out of it, but putting on that was awesome. That was awesome. Jesus. Oh

00:56:38 Speaker_10
Whoo is this at 55 or 45 45 did you just say rocky? Yeah? It's 45 right Jamie

00:56:48 Speaker_02
Yeah, yeah. Big dudes for 45, man. 45's big, too. Big boys. The game's changing. Look at Marab. The fact that that dude makes 135, that's bananas. He probably doesn't need... I know, dude, but he's so thick.

00:57:02 Speaker_02
And when you're around that guy, he's a... How about Sterling? Yeah. Oh, Aljamain was a little too big. I like him at 45. Love him at 45. Yeah, I mean, that Calvin Cater fight was like, holy shit, dude. Calvin couldn't do anything to him. Strong.

00:57:15 Speaker_02
He's got the best back control, maybe, in the game. Yeah.

00:57:18 Speaker_00
Who's that?

00:57:19 Speaker_02
That's fair.

00:57:20 Speaker_00
Aljamain Sterling?

00:57:20 Speaker_02
What he did to Corey Sanhagen? His back control's insane. His back control's pretty nasty. That's why they call him the backpack. It's a fucking problem. Dan Ige with the stiff left.

00:57:33 Speaker_05
Boom!

00:57:35 Speaker_02
Oh my goodness. Mouthpiece out and everything.

00:57:39 Speaker_10
I hope Kamala says yes. Three hours.

00:57:42 Speaker_02
I don't know if she'll do three hours. They probably want to do like an hour. You're going to get 22 minutes. I'll get an hour.

00:57:49 Speaker_10
I don't know, man.

00:57:52 Speaker_02
22 minutes. 22 minutes with bullet points. You know, it's like no one knows who these fucking people are. Get into her favorite sexual position. We do know Trump.

00:58:01 Speaker_02
I think someone, didn't that call her daddy girl, didn't they start talking about bedroom stuff? Yeah.

00:58:06 Speaker_12
I like cowgirl. But really reverse cowgirl on New Year's Eve and 4th of July, that's my favorite She gives good cooking tips ever see a good cooking tips does she what does she say use beef?

00:58:36 Speaker_10
No, no seed oils are the best they're getting a bad rap I like sunflower oil

00:58:47 Speaker_02
Crisco is the best crazy stick with the old all that stuff is industrial lubricant that they tricked us into taking over butter It's so bad My favorite is couldn't know the oil like oh, we're drinking corn. It's corn. No.

00:59:05 Speaker_02
It's really from a plant called the rapeseed And you ever see what it looks like when they're processing it? Oh, we've been duped. Seed oils being processed, it's like you look at it and you go, how can you make anybody eat that?

00:59:17 Speaker_02
Jamie, show me a video of seed oils being processed. Yeah, I know these.

00:59:21 Speaker_12
So beef tallow is number one, or is there other kind? Chicken tallow? Is there chicken tallow? Ghee is really good. What's the difference between beef tallow and ghee?

00:59:34 Speaker_02
But there's like People have rendered fat like bear is a really good fat that people render to cook and believe it or not bear fat Pig fat lard is pig fat.

00:59:45 Speaker_02
Yeah cooking in the animal fat is the best way also has the highest smoke so tallow means fat and Yes. So beef tallow fat. Yes, that's what it is. Is there chicken tallow? It's rendered. No. So you know what that means? It's got to be red?

00:59:57 Speaker_02
It's got to be red, right? So rendered is they take it and they cook it. So they take these giant vats of fat and they cook it and run it through a filter and then they fill jars with it and that's what tallow is. So it's rendered beef fat.

01:00:10 Speaker_12
Have you ever heard of regenerative farms?

01:00:13 Speaker_02
Sure, I've had a bunch of regenerative farmers on. Yo, I went to a regenerative farm like a month ago. So this is how they make the seed oils.

01:00:20 Speaker_02
So this is like, they're just smashing these fucking disgusting seeds into pellets, and then it has to go through this process.

01:00:31 Speaker_02
And that's what people cook It's fucking gross man, and then they turn into a cooking oil Meanwhile you're not supposed to ever be cooking in that shit I don't know. You can't cook with it, right? I don't think people are cooking with that that often.

01:00:48 Speaker_02
It's like, avocado oil is very good to cook with. That also has a high smoke point.

01:00:52 Speaker_12
Have you ever seen that documentary, The Biggest Little Farm? No. Yo, you gotta watch The Biggest Little Fucking Farm, dude. It's like, it's a farm, it's 100% regenerative, it's way above organic. No pesticides, no nothing.

01:01:05 Speaker_12
They use animal, dude, they got like this balance, this ecological balance. I went to it like a month ago. Where's it at? In Moorpark.

01:01:15 Speaker_10
You can buy regeneratives from eggs.

01:01:18 Speaker_02
Watch The Biggest Little Farm. Trust me. This fight is really good, boys. Really good. This fight's really good. Murphy's really good, man. Yeah. Did he survive that? He's good. It's good for him. He looks good on the feet, too.

01:01:32 Speaker_10
Looks fresh.

01:01:33 Speaker_02
He just hit him with a one-two. That's the thing. Ige really burned off a lot of gas trying to finish him once he hurt him. Joe did you watch Francis's fight? Yes It was brutal when he took him down. I went brilliant.

01:01:47 Speaker_02
Yeah, apparently that was their game plan all along really yeah Yes, takedowns. Well. He wants I guess gone. I mean he outwrestled Cyril gone with one knee.

01:01:56 Speaker_12
Oh shit Do you see that take down fuck?

01:01:59 Speaker_02
That guy's a black belt on the bottom I'm thinking like EG might've hit the gas too hard in the first. He's trying to get it out of there. Yo, he's on his back now.

01:02:10 Speaker_12
What the fuck? What rank is he? I don't know.

01:02:13 Speaker_11
Murphy.

01:02:14 Speaker_12
He looks good. Dude, he looks... Oh, everything changed now. But he got a triangle. Look at that. Can he finish it? All he got to do is pull the head down. He pulls the head down and he's got a decent triangle. It's over. He's got to just pull his head down.

01:02:26 Speaker_11
How much time's left though? 14 seconds. Oh, nothing. Okay, nothing. All he's got to do is pull his head down.

01:02:33 Speaker_02
He's got some moments to adjust. He almost did right there.

01:02:37 Speaker_12
So much grease.

01:02:39 Speaker_02
But he could still, in the middle, oh, he moved the arm over. Oh, dude, another minute. Ran out of time.

01:02:44 Speaker_12
Shit would have been different. Yeah, he was just getting tired. How about MMA where the next round starts in the same position?

01:02:50 Speaker_08
That's what I've been saying.

01:02:51 Speaker_12
How hard is that?

01:02:52 Speaker_08
I've been saying that.

01:02:52 Speaker_12
How hard is that? Not a bad idea. If the round ends and you're in the mount, you break for a minute in the mount.

01:03:00 Speaker_02
People reset fights all the time. Why would you give the striker the advantage of standing up? Why? You never earned it. You were on your back at the end of the round. Because everybody grew up watching Bruce Lee fights. That's so stupid. It's one fight.

01:03:15 Speaker_02
It's not five fights. It's one fight. So each round should start where the last one left off. The problem is, because if you have a jitsu guy, you can get finishes, especially if he's in the mount. That makes sense. But then with

01:03:25 Speaker_02
Predominantly grappling you see now dominating those guys just start and guard and you get fucking 25 minutes of this dude What about what about boring and striking that happens to there's boring guard work, but there's one strike for sure Why I think I mean it's it's no one either They don't want either but you're sure as fuck not gonna get a finish if you always start on the ground what?

01:03:46 Speaker_02
What? The finish rates would go way down.

01:03:49 Speaker_01
No, that's not true. Guys would be smothered.

01:03:51 Speaker_02
Ground and pound finishes would go way up. Sure. Jamie, bring up how many submissions compared to how many TKOs or knockouts in the O.C. It's not even close. Yeah, but we're talking about implementing a whole different set of rules.

01:04:01 Speaker_12
When you constantly have stand-ups and then each round starts standing up, of course

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01:06:09 Speaker_10
It's gonna be it makes the UFC grappler heavy and they want striking. That's the last thing Whatever happens happens, it's not like it shouldn't favor either side.

01:06:19 Speaker_12
What's the business though now that they have different clothes? Okay, when the UFC blew up did it blow up for the striking or did it blow up for the grapple striking? Let me finish this I gotta finish this How old are you? He's 30. I'm 22.

01:06:39 Speaker_12
How old were you in 1994? I would have been 11. Exactly. So what I'm saying is the UFC exploded in UFC 2. No, no. UFC exploded off of Ultimate Fighter 1.

01:06:52 Speaker_09
Dude, you're 11?

01:06:53 Speaker_12
Listen, listen. Relax. In UFC 2, it was fucking huge. Not even close to what it was. Right. No, no, no, no. You weren't even alive, Don. I was alive.

01:07:03 Speaker_04
Are you sure you were alive?

01:07:04 Speaker_12
You're saying you were the first one onto the scene? Okay, you're 11. Okay, let me help you out. UFC 2 exploded. It changed the world. And then it went underground once. They pulled it from cable and it went underground.

01:07:18 Speaker_12
You got into it when it was underground, but it was huge. There was billboards in fucking Hollywood for the UFC.

01:07:24 Speaker_00
It was giant.

01:07:25 Speaker_12
You know why? It wasn't because of the striking. We always had striking. There was already kickboxing. There was Muay Thai. There was boxing. We already had striking. The UFC 2 blew up through the stratosphere.

01:07:35 Speaker_11
You were 11.

01:07:36 Speaker_12
because of the grappling. They were like, what the fuck is this? Because of the submissions. We already had boxing. We already had kickboxing. It wasn't doing shit. Boxing was big, but kickboxing wasn't doing shit. UFC 2 exploded because of the grappling.

01:07:53 Speaker_12
And then it went underground. It was too big. UFC 5, that was billboards on Sunset when Hoyes fought Ken Shamrock. That was massive. And then they pulled the plug on it. UFC got canceled. Hold on, relax. The UFC got canceled. Let me finish.

01:08:10 Speaker_05
Let me just finish.

01:08:11 Speaker_12
The UFC got the plug pulled on it. And it went underground. They thought it was dead for five years. And then the Fertitas came in. And then that was the resurgence. But it was already massive.

01:08:23 Speaker_02
It was massive, dawg. UFC 2 changed the world.

01:08:24 Speaker_12
Yes, but it was still something that most people

01:08:34 Speaker_10
And most of the casuals had no idea about it. They called it human cockfighting and they didn't watch it. That's how it got canceled? No, but what I'm saying is you had to rent it at the store the way you'd rent a porn back then.

01:08:45 Speaker_10
And it was considered barbaric through all these things. So the people that love fighting young men, we all watched it, but not other people. You know, and he was huge.

01:08:54 Speaker_12
It was massive. Not business. It was not business.

01:08:57 Speaker_10
Yo, that's why it got canceled.

01:08:59 Speaker_02
Yeah, I know. It was huge. You're both correct. That's what I'm saying. We're both right. The UFC did not exist before 93. When 93 came along and the UFC burst onto the scene, everybody heard about the UFC.

01:09:14 Speaker_02
That was the big initial explosion, and it was because of Royce Gracie. Correct. It was massive. It was worldwide massive. Billboards. No schools had more of an explosion of participants than Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu schools.

01:09:28 Speaker_12
The 90s were insane. And then John McCain came in, and they fucking... Dude, the UFC got canceled. They got pulled from cable.

01:09:36 Speaker_10
That's why it went underground.

01:09:37 Speaker_12
So if you get into the UFC in the early 2000s and go, oh, the Fertinus blew it up. Yes, they did, but it was the resurgence. It was already blown up, got canceled, and then the Fertinus...

01:09:46 Speaker_10
No, and it wasn't mainstream Eddie. It still wasn't mainstream. Okay, it wasn't it wasn't mainstream now. It's me.

01:09:51 Speaker_12
It was mainstream.

01:09:52 Speaker_02
Yeah It was with us Eddie But if you went up to like a regular guy in a store and said do you know about the ultimate fighting championship? There's a high likelihood. They wouldn't know if you go in there today. Everybody knows 2005

01:10:09 Speaker_02
That was UFC 1, Stephen Bonner. 1995 too.

01:10:13 Speaker_12
When Hoyes fought Ken Shamrock, it was massive. It changed martial arts forever. It was massive.

01:10:18 Speaker_02
Stephen Bonner. I think he got a lot of pay-per-views too. I think he got like a million pay-per-views. Dude, it was massive.

01:10:23 Speaker_12
Hoyes versus Ken Shamrock super fight that went 30 minutes? Oh yeah. That shit was, that was 1995. Nowhere near to what they are.

01:10:30 Speaker_02
No, not even close. It wasn't it wasn't but it was for us like for us. It was a new thing That's great for you. It was huge. No, but as far as a business Why is Connor the biggest star in the world cuz grappler no No, well, what it is is exciting.

01:10:51 Speaker_02
What's exciting submissions are exciting finishes are exciting You know all of era has lost a lot of it or one brother a lot of his fights by submission But every big fighter really how come we ties in the bear apparel is huge in the working?

01:11:03 Speaker_02
Why hey who won this fight? We don't even know exactly I'm very excited, but but any Huge in the cable

01:11:11 Speaker_12
Why isn't Muay Thai the biggest sport?

01:11:13 Speaker_02
They don't have any stars. Well, that's not true.

01:11:15 Speaker_02
1FC is doing a really good job with it, but I really think they need an American promotion that's similar to 1FC that's willing to have just... Look, everybody, if you just want striking, you can get the best kickboxers in the fucking world to just have a fight in the cage with MMA gloves on.

01:11:30 Speaker_02
Exactly. And it's great. And I think, you know, the UFC has instead of slap fight, maybe that's the way to go. Like there's an opportunity to have just like have stand up only rules.

01:11:40 Speaker_02
Stand up only rules are if you really want to see the wildest kickboxing in the world, it's not in the UFC. There's great fights in the UFC, but the wildest kickboxing is in Muay Thai.

01:11:51 Speaker_12
But Alex Pierre came from that background glowy world champion is he nobody was before you and they're champions, of course, yeah What makes it big striking with the threat of jujitsu agree a hundred percent Glory would be the biggest thing in the great Muay Thai would be huge.

01:12:10 Speaker_02
Well, it should be huge It's the same reason why the UFC almost wasn't huge. You need a Fertitta's. Oh You need someone to come along that has a large amount of money, that understands business.

01:12:20 Speaker_02
Look, they were $40 million in the hole when they did UFC Ultimate Fighter 1. $40 million.

01:12:27 Speaker_02
And they were like, look, there was one point in time where they had a phone call, and the Fertittas got on the phone with Dana, and they said, we're going to sell it. Let's sell it. And then Dana got a call from them the next morning.

01:12:39 Speaker_02
They changed their mind. I said, fuck it. Ride till the wheels fall off. Let's fund this ultimate fighter. And it was the craziest Hail Mary of all time. And Stephen Bonner and Forrest Griffin in the finals had the craziest fight. And everybody tuned in.

01:12:53 Speaker_02
Millions of people were calling their friends saying, there's the wildest fucking fight. These guys are fighting in a cage on Spike TV. That was a crazy fight.

01:13:01 Speaker_00
And it boomed.

01:13:02 Speaker_02
The whole sport blew up, and then Chocoladel. The sport just exploded from there. But if Muay Thai doesn't have a Fertitta, you're not going to get that. You're not going to get all the stories, all the, you know, this guy... Building stars.

01:13:16 Speaker_11
Yeah, you're just going to see skills. You don't think Shahtri's kind of like a Fertitta?

01:13:21 Speaker_02
Yes, he is. And he's doing a great job doing that exact thing in 1FC, as well as including Jiu-Jitsu. But for whatever reason, it's not that popular in America. It's just not. I mean, it does really well in Asia.

01:13:34 Speaker_02
I don't know anybody outside of hardcore fans that's watching 1FC. It's not like my friends who are like, a carpenter calls me up, hey, you watching 1FC tonight?

01:13:44 Speaker_02
It's not not in america outside of america their views are higher than usc like in asia and shit Massive huge mass and they get big crowds and huge they have great fights too.

01:13:54 Speaker_02
There's there's some stamp fair tax I'm all for more fights i'm all for more different ways of doing it and I prefer their way of doing it where you have A bunch of different like you can have a stand-up muay thai fight

01:14:07 Speaker_02
Where you're in a cage with little MMA gloves. One championship has that, then they have straight grappling, like Mikey Mishimeshi was one of the main events underneath the MMA. Ruttolo Brothers.

01:14:16 Speaker_10
Ruttolo Brothers. I can't believe how good they are. I've been watching the Ruttolo Brothers after we had them on the podcast. They're so ridiculous.

01:14:23 Speaker_12
Did you watch Cade Ruttolo vs. Andrew Tackett in CGI?

01:14:27 Speaker_10
I think so, yes.

01:14:28 Speaker_12
People are calling that the the most exciting jiu-jitsu match and it didn't even have a finish the most exciting jiu-jitsu match and it didn't even It's violent now both of those guys Cade Rutolo and Andrew Tackett both are combat jiu-jitsu world's champions imagine them that fight with fucking strike every dope

01:14:48 Speaker_12
Although it's a different thing, right? I DMed Shatri and said, yo, do that in one. They both are champions in combat jiu-jitsu. They're both into it. Cade even does MMA. I'm sorry, what is combat jiu-jitsu?

01:14:59 Speaker_10
Can you imagine that?

01:15:00 Speaker_12
Andrew Tackett versus Cade Rutolo with fucking strikes, dawg.

01:15:03 Speaker_10
That would be fucking huge. What is the difference?

01:15:06 Speaker_12
Combat jiu-jitsu is jiu-jitsu with strikes.

01:15:08 Speaker_10
Okay. With hand punching or?

01:15:10 Speaker_12
No, no, just palm strikes.

01:15:11 Speaker_10
So it's like a pancreas.

01:15:14 Speaker_12
You can fuck somebody up with your palms.

01:15:16 Speaker_02
Do we have knockouts and fucking? Feel this. We have knockouts and TKOs all the time. Now try to do that with your knuckles. Try to do that with your knuckles, it's gonna hurt. Ow. And you're not gonna break your hand. Ow, that hurts. Ow.

01:15:27 Speaker_02
You could hit someone pretty fucking hard.

01:15:30 Speaker_12
While we have a little time, can I? Do you want a little plug? Yeah, of course. Jiu-Jitsu Overdose is my attempt to do like Jiu-Jitsu Coachella, like a Coachella Jiu-Jitsu.

01:15:39 Speaker_02
Oh, this is the Mexico thing.

01:15:40 Speaker_12
In Cancun in December, we're having Jiu-Jitsu Overdose. I'm having all my shows, Combat Jiu-Jitsu Worlds, EBI, Medusa, which is female Combat Jiu-Jitsu, and Combat Jiu-Jitsu Mexico. Every night, a different show, and during the day, a seminar.

01:15:55 Speaker_12
Jean-Jacques Machado, this is it right here. Combat Jiu-Jitsu Worlds, EBI, Medusa.

01:16:00 Speaker_10
Dude, how come you stand up there? You told me to do that all the time.

01:16:03 Speaker_12
But you declined. When is it?

01:16:05 Speaker_10
It's too late, dawg.

01:16:08 Speaker_12
It's too late. You had your chance. But this is it right here.

01:16:12 Speaker_03
This is it.

01:16:12 Speaker_12
Jiu-jitsu overdose. It's every night a different jiu-jitsu show. During the day, a different seminar. And then at night, comedians that do jiu-jitsu. Sam Tripoli, Chingo Bling. I asked you, but you were like, your manager said it's not enough money.

01:16:29 Speaker_10
I didn't pay you enough. It was too cheap. I'm not gonna do it for free.

01:16:31 Speaker_12
I've got it for free, what are you talking about?

01:16:34 Speaker_02
I didn't charge you at all.

01:16:35 Speaker_10
I think I'm going to be in Denver.

01:16:37 Speaker_02
You think you're going to be in Denver? You don't know where you're going to be? What's the date?

01:16:41 Speaker_12
It's December 11th through December 16th.

01:16:44 Speaker_10
I'm at Comedy Works.

01:16:45 Speaker_12
You go to jiu-jitsuoverdose.com. It's going to be a Planet Hollywood, all-inclusive, that means free food, free drinks. You get to watch jiu-jitsu every night. a seminar every day and comedy every night.

01:16:59 Speaker_12
My goal was to create the ultimate jiu-jitsu experience. That was my goal.

01:17:03 Speaker_02
Coachella for jiu-jitsu.

01:17:04 Speaker_12
Coachella for jiu-jitsu. You're crushing it.

01:17:06 Speaker_02
I like it. Proud of you, brother.

01:17:08 Speaker_12
I'm going to do it every December. This is the first one. We're going to do it every December. Every night and you know what what what fucking prove that shit for me PGF.

01:17:16 Speaker_12
They do G. It's a it's a it's coming in November same thing a jiu-jitsu show every night for five nights, dude. I ref that shit It was so much. It was the it was the only vacation I ever took where I I Could have stayed another week every vacation.

01:17:34 Speaker_12
I've ever taken I couldn't wait to get fucking home. I would change flights I wonder about like I like tonight. I'm like supposed to leave tomorrow. I want to leave tonight.

01:17:41 Speaker_12
You know I'm gonna change my flight for tonight every vacation I've ever been on I was in Hawaii with my family and my wife goes we changed we were supposed to leave Saturday afternoon And it's like Friday afternoon.

01:17:54 Speaker_12
She goes I changed the flight for tonight and She didn't say, you're gonna be mad, I'm sorry, but we have to leave. She already knew. And she goes, I changed the flight for tonight. I'm like, fuck yeah, let's get the fuck out of Oahu.

01:18:04 Speaker_12
Get the fuck out of here. I'm done with this shit. Waikiki Beach, okay, I get it. We went out on a boat.

01:18:16 Speaker_09
We went out on a boat to go look at fucking.

01:18:17 Speaker_02
Do you talk about this on stage? No. Write it down. For real, Eddie, for real, for real, for real.

01:18:22 Speaker_12
I don't even know where to, how to start that.

01:18:25 Speaker_02
You hate vacations? Yo, 100%.

01:18:27 Speaker_12
Dude, we went, we went on, okay, we're gonna go see fucking sea turtles, like a mile out of the ocean. I saw Jaws 1, 2, and 3 when they came out, dawg. Jaws 3 and 3D. That fucked me up. That gave me PTSD for the ocean.

01:18:44 Speaker_12
But my son wanted to go fucking deep sea diving for fucking turtles. Yo, I fucking had to suck it up. I'm like, these kids are doing it. You could do it. You could do it. These fucking kids are doing it. There was a bunch of kids. I jumped in the ocean.

01:18:57 Speaker_12
You jumped in the ocean. Ocean, dawg. I kept thinking about was John story in 3d I'm not into that shit. I'm not into that.

01:19:07 Speaker_10
Yeah, of course you do. I'm not trying to go in the fucking ocean Tim is like you're going swimming.

01:19:11 Speaker_02
I hope he knows what I know you deserve it Jake Shields in that water tried to wrestle with him on the beach to it didn't go a good move once wrestle Tim Kennedy, but the point was legitimate psychopath

01:19:23 Speaker_02
The black belt world champion good luck special forces special forces Ever that's ever walked on earth won't you go hunting with campaign?

01:19:33 Speaker_10
He was in the fucking water for an hour with no wetsuit And he wasn't cold. I was in a wetsuit out with 15 minutes.

01:19:39 Speaker_02
I was like this To find out how long you have to be in the water till you're dead yeah, and then five minutes before that he gets out Yeah

01:19:53 Speaker_10
Swam all the way out and the fog was so thick he was having trouble moving his legs And that's the Morro Bay where it's a great white breeding breeding ground and he's there you know in the dawn He's out there a woman saw him

01:20:05 Speaker_10
Get completely naked and get in the water.

01:20:07 Speaker_05
What?

01:20:07 Speaker_10
Yep. And so she's like, something's not right. And he just kept swimming. He's like two miles out in the middle of the ocean. And he's naked. Why naked?

01:20:14 Speaker_02
Because he was like, fuck it.

01:20:15 Speaker_10
He was like, fuck it.

01:20:16 Speaker_02
If you're gonna die, that's the way to die.

01:20:18 Speaker_10
So he can't feel his legs. He's just out there. And the coast guard comes up and they go. What are you doing out here in the drink? And he goes, he starts rattling off his life story. He goes, I fucking got a girl pregnant. I got another girl pregnant.

01:20:30 Speaker_10
I'm all fucked up my whole life. I think I got kicked out of the police force out of the, you know, fucking fire department. My life's a mess. And that guy goes, OK, you want to you want to sit out here in the drink or you want to come on board?

01:20:42 Speaker_10
And he goes, I don't know. You know Tim and he goes and the guy goes he looks at me goes your dick looks tiny in this water And it made him so mad that he was like get the fuck off and he climbed up on there They put a blanket around him and stuff.

01:20:54 Speaker_02
That's a smart dude. He knows how to get to a man Tim's the one who got me working out again. Got me sober. Yeah, Tim's the best.

01:21:00 Speaker_10
Oh, really?

01:21:01 Speaker_02
Yeah. No shit. That's awesome I love Tim.

01:21:03 Speaker_10
I'm going hunting with him two days from now. What are you guys hunting? Deer and partridge and pheasant Oh, where at? In London anytime you want to come. Oh really in London?

01:21:12 Speaker_02
Also, is that roe deer?

01:21:13 Speaker_10
Do they use dogs to fetch the partridges and shit? And pheasants? They drive the pheasants and the partridge. It's murder in the sky. Fucking murder in the sky.

01:21:25 Speaker_02
Pheasants are a weird one. You know, pheasants are a wild bird but not really. Like, pheasants are a weird one. You know what they do? They have these some places where they do a canned hunt. This is when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face.

01:21:39 Speaker_02
So there's this canned hunt. Dude, they just have these boxes of birds and they open them up and the birds fly and these old drunk dudes just start blowing them out of the sky. Boom! Boom! Boom! It's the lamest. It's the lamest thing of all time.

01:21:57 Speaker_02
Listening to you Luke Bryant when you guys talk about hunting I've never been into hunting I was like damn I can only go hunting.

01:22:02 Speaker_02
Oh, it's so fun That kind of hunting is the kind of hunting that he does and the kind of hunting that I do for sure I do most almost all that my hunter mountain hunts.

01:22:10 Speaker_10
You ever seen a monk Jack. He's here small there.

01:22:12 Speaker_02
What's a monk Jack?

01:22:13 Speaker_10
It's a deer and it's literally a full-grown one is about I can't shoot that Sweetie, they're so good.

01:22:17 Speaker_02
Look at those sweetie. I'd shoot it man. We eat it. Oh

01:22:24 Speaker_10
They're really elusive.

01:22:24 Speaker_02
I'm lying. I would eat it. Especially if it's the only thing you could hunt.

01:22:28 Speaker_10
Yep, and Roebuck.

01:22:29 Speaker_12
Oh, that's a baby. Don't get the baby.

01:22:31 Speaker_02
Come on, you piece of shit.

01:22:32 Speaker_12
You get the baby?

01:22:33 Speaker_02
Bro, you know what's the easiest to hunt? You know what's the easiest to hunt? Pigs. When you hunt wild pigs, it's like you're hunting orcs. My boy owns a truffle farm in Italy, right?

01:22:43 Speaker_02
And they used to hunt, they used to look for truffles with pigs, right? You know why they don't do it anymore? They use dogs now. And I was like, why? And he goes,

01:23:05 Speaker_10
Oh, because the problem is, before we had pointers, a pig, if you're a truffle farmer, 100% you're losing your fingers. It's like every truffle farmer's like, hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you.

01:23:16 Speaker_02
Oh, because you're trying to get the pig out of the way and then just bite?

01:23:18 Speaker_10
Yeah, because one white truffle can cost $6,000, right? So you're getting that truffle. That's gold, right? And the pig will eat. And the pig, you're not getting the pig off that truffle. So you don't eat your fingers.

01:23:29 Speaker_10
They will fucking chew right through your fingers.

01:23:31 Speaker_02
Yeah, they eat people all the time. I think it's one of the number one ways people die on farms. They fall into a pig pen. Like an old guy have a heart attack, fall into a pig pen. They just devour it. It all depends on how you treat the pigs though.

01:23:45 Speaker_02
I don't think so.

01:23:45 Speaker_12
That regenerative farm that I was at, there was a bunch of pigs and we hung out with the pigs.

01:23:49 Speaker_02
They were like dogs. We're talking about wild, but fine. They were like dogs. That's fine. They were like, I was like, you're going to kill these pigs? I think there's an argument for that because if you're in a cage,

01:23:58 Speaker_02
And then the food falls into the cage like anything on the ground is probably food to them. It's just meat on the ground.

01:24:03 Speaker_12
Yeah.

01:24:04 Speaker_02
And probably they hate their life because they're in a fucking cage.

01:24:06 Speaker_12
First time I ever saw pigs on a farm. And they fucking it's true. They love mud puddles. Oh yeah. They get they they they get shit. They love mud puddles.

01:24:22 Speaker_02
Rackets looked really good against Yuri, but Yuri just would not stop coming after him. Would not stop coming, and eventually got him. So you gotta wonder, like... It's a tough fight for both guys. And Kalayev's a fucking beast.

01:24:40 Speaker_02
That guy is not getting his due. For whatever reason. For whatever reason. The draw, right? The draw kind of fucked them a little bit.

01:24:48 Speaker_02
The draw with Jan, but you can't fault him for two of the best guys in the world fighting their heart out and coming to a draw. I never heard they do because it wasn't the most exciting fight, so they move on.

01:24:59 Speaker_02
It wasn't the most exciting fight because they're both so good. No, I'm with you, Jon. like catering to casuals. This is why I'm down with Eddie's idea, and I have the exact same idea.

01:25:10 Speaker_02
If you tell me about keeping the fight going at the next round, if you are in the mount, keep it going. I don't think anybody should ever get stood up, ever, for any reason other than a foul. Of course. Why? Exactly. Watch boxing. Go watch boxing. Exactly.

01:25:23 Speaker_12
They keep them on their feet. If you like stand-up boxing, they never go to the ground. They never go, go watch boxing.

01:25:30 Speaker_02
If a guy's on top of you and he gouges your eye, and there's a foul, and they take a point away, fuck yeah, stand him up. If you're gonna let him keep fighting, or if you're gonna disqualify him, disqualify him.

01:25:41 Speaker_02
One of the craziest ones, you remember, what's that girl's name? Priscilla Cachuera? She was getting choked, and I think it was Was it Jillian Murphy that got her? I forget who's, find out who that is. So she stuck her thumb into her eyeball.

01:25:59 Speaker_02
It's horrible. That's what Paul Harris did to Jake Shields. But watch this. Well, Paul Harris like held on to, he gouged a bunch of people, but he also held on to Jake's Camora. He got him in a Camora and didn't let go.

01:26:10 Speaker_02
Yeah, Paul Harris was known for hanging on to stuff. And then Nate Marquardt beat the shit out of him. Can you show me that, Jamie?

01:26:19 Speaker_12
How did you remember her fucking last name Tom?

01:26:22 Speaker_02
It was a comment to that fight. I was horrified I was like that girl should not no one even knows how to spell it She should not be fighting to defend your take on and Clive to about him You know not be the most exciting you realize I was listening.

01:26:34 Speaker_02
He only shoots once Every 15 minutes uncle. I yes, so we're all like oh, he's this grappler all he does wrestled now not really well He started shooting on Yuri cuz Yuri or excuse me yawn.

01:26:46 Speaker_02
He started shooting on young cuz yawn it fucked his legs up So here it is so Look at that. That's Jillian Robertson. Jillian Robertson. Jillian Robertson has her in... She's been on the podcast. She's cool. Look at this. Look at... In the eyeball, bro!

01:27:01 Speaker_02
In the eyeball. That's not right. Fight or flight there. But that doesn't matter. You can't ever do that. You can't ever do that.

01:27:07 Speaker_00
It's frowned upon.

01:27:08 Speaker_02
But that is that's such a dangerous foul. That's not even like a kick in the nuts. No, that's a You could ruin someone's I forget how did they notice it?

01:27:21 Speaker_02
The whole narrative on him be like go just a grappler born guy not really man most of stuff's done on the feet Yeah, he's a very good striker

01:27:28 Speaker_12
Well, it all depends on how you look at that stat if we say he only takes people down one time every like 15 minutes Maybe he takes him down and keeps him down for a long time.

01:27:37 Speaker_02
Sure. You got a factor He's only lost one time other than the draw and that was to Paul Craig Paul Craig caught him in a triangle Like the last second of he was winning the entire fight than Paul Craig.

01:27:48 Speaker_12
Okay, Paul got great you just It's a great guy phenomenal.

01:27:52 Speaker_02
Yeah, I love that triangle. He's so fast Excited I'm very what and at 185 and Paul Craig's dropped down to 85. He's huge for 85. He was fighting 205. Yeah Don't you remember what he did to Jamal? I Don't remember he fucked his arm up.

01:28:11 Speaker_02
Remember he broke his arm.

01:28:12 Speaker_12
I'm not like you forge my champion remembering everything from the UFC you guys are retarded Remember, you guys know everything.

01:28:20 Speaker_02
It's literally my job. Jesus Christ. It's one of my jobs. It's kind of mine too. We both have jobs.

01:28:26 Speaker_12
You guys need to have a separate MMA show, man.

01:28:30 Speaker_02
The UFC is the only thing that I have ever done that doesn't feel like a job that's an actual job. I get a check.

01:28:38 Speaker_12
I can't get enough of it. But it's about remembering shit. I put on shows like EBI. I was the ref for all those fights. I don't remember any of them. I was standing right there. And people are like, dude, you reffed my fight. I'm like, who are you?

01:28:51 Speaker_12
Like, do I know you?

01:28:52 Speaker_02
Yeah, dude.

01:28:54 Speaker_12
I remember shit.

01:28:56 Speaker_02
I suffer from that, too. But you know what that is.

01:28:58 Speaker_12
You got to see it again. You got to see him over and over. So what I want to know, when do you guys, at night or in the morning, do you guys review fights? It's all I listen, it's all I consume.

01:29:08 Speaker_02
No, but like at night? Before you go to bed? If I watch fights, it's purely for entertainment unless it's getting ready for an event. So when you get ready for an event, what do you do?

01:29:19 Speaker_02
Say there's some cat on the car that I haven't seen fight before, I'll go search his name on YouTube. And watch all his fights? Yeah, I'll watch the LFA fights. Do you take notes?

01:29:27 Speaker_12
No, I do it in my head. Mostly in my head. It's incredible how you guys... When you guys start going off YouTube, I don't even want to jump in. I'm like, I don't know shit. Like, I don't remember anything from the UFC.

01:29:39 Speaker_02
Bro, but I have so many friends that are like, they know all these things about sports. I don't know who anybody is unless they marry someone famous. Like, I don't know who anybody is unless they get arrested. Someone has to do something.

01:29:50 Speaker_02
That's why I was surprised I saw you at the Texas game. I had a great time. My wife is a big football fan, and Hinchcliffe's a big football fan, and so is Ron White. The excitement of being at a giant college football game is fucking wild.

01:30:08 Speaker_02
It was awesome. The energy is awesome. See, I think Racket can get it done. Even though he's on two-fight losing skid, it's still a tough fucking fight for Nikolayev. You never can count guys out when they're on skids. Look at Charles Oliveira.

01:30:20 Speaker_02
Remember when Charles Oliveira was on that skid? What's a skid? He was losing a bunch. Losing a bunch. We get Max Holloway. Yeah. And then, well, Max it was just Alexander Volkanovsky. But still. Volkanovsky just had his number.

01:30:33 Speaker_02
And that's Volkanovsky in the peak of his performance.

01:30:36 Speaker_10
But I didn't know if he had his number. Those fights were so close.

01:30:39 Speaker_02
No, that third one he made it clear. The second one I thought Max won, honestly. Me too. Yeah, me too. But Volkanovsky in the third one ran away with it. And that's when a lot of people started thinking the best days of Max are behind him.

01:30:51 Speaker_02
But that's also Max not sparring. Which is really interesting. Because then you see Max gets ready for the geichi fight, and he starts sparring again, and then you see this completely different Max. Dude, but it was even before that.

01:31:03 Speaker_02
Korean Zombie was before that. Yep. Yep. Look, Max is a monster, man, and he's not old. He's 32. He's still in the peak. Topia is 30. It's not like they're young kids. Yeah, exactly. Look at Alex Pereira. He's 37.

01:31:17 Speaker_02
He's smart, though, because he knows the clock's ticking, so he's trying to Just monetize it. People were thinking, and I was probably guilty of it myself, that that Justin Gaethje fight was scary to me. Because damn, Gaethje's so big.

01:31:36 Speaker_02
Oh bro, I'm on record going, Knox, why? Why? Please don't do this. I was worried about him in that one. But you see his performance and you're like, oh, we got to recalibrate and remember Max when he beat up Calvin Cater.

01:31:49 Speaker_02
We got to remember Max when he was piecing up Jose Aldo.

01:31:53 Speaker_10
Twice, Bubba.

01:31:54 Speaker_02
Yeah, bro.

01:31:54 Speaker_10
His war with Dustin Poirier.

01:31:56 Speaker_02
Well, no, no. Dustin Poirier pieced him up. That's a bad one. Dustin pieced him up. In regards to Spartan, that was not a war. Dan Hooker and Dustin Poirier was a war. Max Holloway and Dustin Poirier was Dustin Poirier. That was tough to watch.

01:32:11 Speaker_10
But Dustin got tagged up. He even said, I left a piece of myself in there.

01:32:16 Speaker_02
No, no, you're thinking of a different fight. You left a piece of yourself in there? I bet that was Dan Hooker you're thinking about. Yeah, Dustin fucked him up. It was rough to watch. That Dan Hooker fight was bananas. Dustin and Dan Hooker went to war.

01:32:28 Speaker_02
It was just back and forth. There's a video of it with no commentary on YouTube, and you're watching, and you go, Jesus. Because it's at the apex, and you're just hearing, rip, rip, rip, rip. But those guys duked it out.

01:32:42 Speaker_02
Dustin just squeaked by with that one. Dude, how about such a close fight? How about Hooker-Conner? Is that real, though? Well, Conner and Hooker said it's real, but Dana's like, I don't think so. Look at this, bro. There's no commentary.

01:32:56 Speaker_02
Listen to this shit. It's great. It's just brutal.

01:33:00 Speaker_03
This is crazy, yeah, let's look how big racket is dude that back

01:33:14 Speaker_12
Striking in regards to sparring.

01:33:16 Speaker_12
Striking, I'm no expert in striking when you're training for a fight and sparring, but in grappling, if you're gonna do Abu Dhabi, if you're gonna do ADCC, you're gonna do EBI, if you're not fucking sparring with the hardest guys you can find every day, you have no chance.

01:33:36 Speaker_12
In grappling you have no chance if you're not sparring. You have no chance. That's a fucking fact.

01:33:42 Speaker_02
Striking I don't know because it's different. What they're trying to do is minimize the biggest threat which is head injuries.

01:33:51 Speaker_12
So in striking I get it. If you don't spar, you just drill. But in grappling, you have no shot.

01:33:57 Speaker_02
You don't need the striking either, really, because it's like being a firefighter and not training in a hot environment. Well, you know what the Dutch guys do? What the Dutch guys do is they don't go hard to the head.

01:34:09 Speaker_02
So they go real hard to the legs and to the body, and they pull punches to the face.

01:34:13 Speaker_10
Don't wait I guys do the same thing when they try guys do the opposite.

01:34:16 Speaker_02
They don't go hard no no no no no they play Muay Thai guys in Thailand cuz they fight every week, so you can't afford to be all fucked up You're watching what they're sparring is actually fighting. They're well when that yeah, correct, right?

01:34:30 Speaker_02
But when they spar they spar like a lot of times no pads But they don't need to my joke is they're they're they have so many fights. It's on like this

01:34:36 Speaker_12
Who are the guys in UFC history who sparred striking the hardest? Van der Linde, Anderson Silva, Verdum. They sparred hard, right?

01:34:47 Speaker_02
Me and Shane Carwin.

01:34:48 Speaker_10
You want to see some real sparring? Watch some of those guys, some of those boxers. Like some of those Mexican boxers.

01:34:55 Speaker_02
Strickland spars all the time, right? Striking? All the time. Strickland's number one. He's number one. He spars more than he does anything, they say.

01:35:01 Speaker_02
And look how calm he is in the third fourth and fifth rounds cuz he's doing it that kind of cardio is a different kind Of cardio the constant and you've seen the way Strickland spars. He basically fights.

01:35:11 Speaker_02
Yeah, he fights people You know who sparred hard as fuck was TJ Dillashaw

01:35:24 Speaker_12
And even even like can you imagine you're trying to win a wrestling championship and you're not sparring impossible impossible impossible But I think guys were just trying to figure out a minimize getting head trauma There's a way to do it.

01:35:39 Speaker_02
You got a spar with people who you trust, huh? It is tough. I don't think you can come out unscathed. It's just what you sign up for. You cannot come out unscathed, but you can minimize the damage if you spar with people that you trust.

01:35:52 Speaker_02
That if they know they're going to get you, they'll hit you with a little of that and not full clip and try to take you out.

01:35:58 Speaker_10
I watched that Better Beat B-ball fight, and even when B-ball had his hands up, he would get hit in the gloves and his spine would still take the reverberation.

01:36:07 Speaker_02
That was a very interesting fight. It's such an interesting boxing match between the Russian style of amateur boxing, so sophisticated, just like their wrestling program, so sophisticated. And to see those two tacticians...

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01:38:30 Speaker_10
Brendan you're right man.

01:38:31 Speaker_02
Um, uncle I have this first thought it's just a strike man Yeah, so the narrative of him being like this, you know, boring grappler striker doesn't get a title shot You're like, yeah, if you look at the stats, he's actually more of a striker He said he wanted to stand with Pereira.

01:38:45 Speaker_02
He said Pereira doesn't have a chin. That's a bad idea. That's fucking fun for us What are you talking about? Oh take my money. Shut up Brendan. You're ruining everything. You ruined the Kamala thing Sorry, I'm off my game. Bro

01:38:58 Speaker_02
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Uncle Ive. I think he got a real raw deal. I think the Jan Bohovic fight is not his fault. It was a great fight, and I thought he did what he had to do to win. He took him to the ground because his fucking leg was gone.

01:39:09 Speaker_02
What do you want to do? Get a concussion? But I also get from Dana White in the UFC, it's like, he had a shot, let's keep going, you know? These guys have similar styles. Man, I think you gotta be a purist.

01:39:18 Speaker_02
I think the best guys have to fight the best guys, period. And that's one of the fucking best guys, for sure. And the fact that he's not always in the conversation of who to fight next for the title.

01:39:27 Speaker_02
But he's been talking shit, and now Pereira's mad at him. So Pereira is telling him, like, he's gonna have to wait. Yeah, the UFC have forced him. But so far he's losing this fight. He lost that first round.

01:39:40 Speaker_02
If you make Pereira angry, you have a real problem on your hands. He's terrifying. He's the most terrifying guy ever in the sport. How big is he, by the way? He's enormous, but it's the skill, man. It's the skill. Correct. Correct.

01:39:50 Speaker_10
Standing right there.

01:39:50 Speaker_02
Dude, what he did to Khalil? Oh my God.

01:39:53 Speaker_10
It was right in his face. He kept just moving forward.

01:39:54 Speaker_02
Right in his face. Just sliding away from punches and landing thudding blows. Did you hear what Mark Otter told me? You never heard a sound like that, right? He said 20 years of refereeing fights terrible terrible mark guard impression.

01:40:06 Speaker_02
I didn't it was ungodly ungodly the sound ungodly He made sure he came over to me to tell me that Like with his look in his eyes like it's ungodly. I heard it.

01:40:16 Speaker_10
I was cage side. It was fucking crazy loud

01:40:18 Speaker_02
Bro, he hits so hard. Here's a special dude, man. He's built different, man. I'm telling you, there's something different. You see his sister, too? She's got the same skills as him, man. That left hook KO in karate combat? She's fucking nasty.

01:40:31 Speaker_02
I hope she gets signed to the UFC, too. That would be crazy. The Pereira sister wins a title, and he wins a title. What if it's the same way? What if she storms the gates, too, and just starts fucking lighting people up on fire?

01:40:42 Speaker_02
Speaking of women's, Tatiana Suarez is out again. She's injured. She's been injured so many times. I know that poor girl.

01:40:48 Speaker_00
She's so good.

01:40:48 Speaker_02
She's 30 now too. She's so good dude. It's a bummer. People keep forgetting about her. They shouldn't. Tatiana's only one of the best female wrestlers to ever compete in the sport, man. She's so dominant. Yeah. That sucks they keep getting hurt.

01:41:01 Speaker_02
Look at, I mean, we were talking about TJ. Oh, that was a nice left hand. Oh, he just caught him. TJ Dilshaw. TJ Dilshaw got ruined because of injuries, man. You know why? Because he went so fucking under the paint. You want to talk about Kobe mentality.

01:41:15 Speaker_02
In MMA, nothing close.

01:41:17 Speaker_02
Well, if you get an inch on him, he would he would sound like remember that dude Somebody would get some on him and in training and it's literally he was like, uh, he couldn't just let it go He said his whole family was like that.

01:41:29 Speaker_02
They would race on the way home Savage is yeah, he said his family's like super super competitive. He's a great dude.

01:41:38 Speaker_02
He's crushing his supplements are good What does that mean he has like protein powder like healthy protein powder doesn't everybody know Well, he's just saying, Eddie, that his business is doing well.

01:41:52 Speaker_02
Oh, I'm saying, like, it's his, he owns it, it's his business. Oh, it's his business.

01:41:55 Speaker_12
Yeah. Okay, I thought you meant, like, okay.

01:41:56 Speaker_02
He sent me a bunch of the protein powder. Oh, you thought he was, like, taking stuff. Oh, no.

01:41:59 Speaker_12
Yeah, like, doesn't everybody take shit?

01:42:01 Speaker_02
No, I do.

01:42:01 Speaker_12
Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious.

01:42:03 Speaker_02
No, he has a company. He has, like, a seasoning company, too. Doesn't he have, like, a Wild Game seasoning company? I think so.

01:42:09 Speaker_02
Every UFC fighter just got on like a stem cell like like regimen like oh my god, imagine If the FDA if the FDA didn't regulate it the way they do if they just allow what the CGI is doing down in Tijuana and they allow the CPI

01:42:30 Speaker_02
CPI cellular performance Institute ed clay I just talked to know they just send people to TJ CPI like like on a regular because it's really Listen, Eddie, they should be able to do that in Vegas at the fucking performance.

01:42:43 Speaker_02
Yes, they should have it right after the fight They should and they will

01:42:48 Speaker_02
Eventually they will yeah because enough people are gonna get healed by where they realize like you can save people from all sorts of problems Neurological conditions it radically repairs tissue damage soft tissue.

01:43:00 Speaker_12
Yeah, I heard One of the biggest fighters of all time for some reason I'm not allowed to say his name, but one of the biggest fighters of all time does his name know I'm with George St Pierre No

01:43:15 Speaker_12
What about one a bigger way bigger than that way bigger than that?

01:43:18 Speaker_02
Wait a minute.

01:43:20 Speaker_12
That's impossible went to cpi in tijuana And it's about to have a fight and it's gonna be fluid. I ain't gonna say nothing.

01:43:29 Speaker_03
What are you doing?

01:43:30 Speaker_12
Oh, oh It was a secret. How do you know like how would you know?

01:43:34 Speaker_02
I didn't say that. I didn't say that The only guy we who the fuck is bigger. It's my bigger than George C.P.R. Mike Tyson. No There's nobody else way bigger than George.

01:43:45 Speaker_10
Hey, come on Joe Joey Beltran Okay, it's 100% Mike Tyson. It's Mike Tyson. Joe, does it matter where you shoot him in?

01:43:56 Speaker_02
No, you shoot him in your dick mostly. That's what I do. Yeah, you have to spot wherever the injury is. It's in your knee, they put it in your knee. They fix both my shoulders.

01:44:07 Speaker_12
Dude, I'm lifting like a motherfucker because of the fucking Stamps dog. I was going to have surgery on this motherfucker. Torn labrum. Surgery. And what happened? They shot it up like a motherfucker. Went down a TJ.

01:44:19 Speaker_12
Did you know there's a part of TJ that's nice? I didn't know that! I thought it was all Favela! I went down there and I'm like, I feel like I'm in West L.A.

01:44:28 Speaker_02
That's where all the off-road companies are at, like McNeil Racing, all that shit.

01:44:32 Speaker_10
A lot of girls are like, don't touch this area. Round 3, boys, this is heating up. Uncle Ive's actually connecting more. He is. It's a good fight.

01:44:40 Speaker_02
It's probably 1-1. Oh, left hook over the top by Uncle Ive. No, Racket won that first round.

01:44:46 Speaker_10
Did he?

01:44:46 Speaker_02
Yes. Now I have been talking about stem cells, but I think you won the first.

01:44:51 Speaker_10
How many times have you done stem cells, Joe?

01:44:53 Speaker_02
Oh, dozens.

01:44:54 Speaker_10
Really?

01:44:55 Speaker_02
Yeah, I started doing them a long time ago. But you're doing the United States ones, though. It's different. Yeah, it's definitely different.

01:44:59 Speaker_12
There's a reason why CPI's in Tijuana, because what they're doing, dawg— The real shit. They're doing some shit that— 100%. It's different.

01:45:06 Speaker_02
And then there's also Panama, Neil Reardon's place in Panama, the same thing. And then there's the other place in Columbia that's really good, bioxcellerator.

01:45:14 Speaker_12
If they allowed it in the United States, what they're doing at CPI, they wouldn't be in TJ. They're only in TJ because they have to be. So what do you get in form, for example?

01:45:22 Speaker_02
injuries injuries there's a lot of help with neurological conditions like they're doing IV stem cells with people that have like sir I can hook you up easy I just thought you have everything's wrong with you I'm 57 you need some stems dog you need some stems stop

01:45:44 Speaker_12
Is it good, okay, I'm waiting gradually can they do something for Callan's hair down there?

01:45:50 Speaker_12
Hey, man, hey The next thing with stems is hairy growth and imagine dick stems dick stems dog They're working on dick stems like it's gonna make your dick bigger and fucking stronger Wow I'm excited imagine

01:46:06 Speaker_02
Bushes came back bushes came back. We were tired. I like shaved pussy. Oh god shaved balls So let's go out natural go back to maybe it'll be like more attractive to people Was another thing for a while was girls closer to an eight seventies and yeah

01:46:25 Speaker_12
I go down to a Brazilian wax place, and I go, don't wax me, can you trim me instead? And dude, I get trimmed. They put your legs up like a baby? Everything. They trim my whole body. Just use a manscape. There's a guy dude or a girl dude? A girl, dog.

01:46:42 Speaker_12
That poor lady. Dog, guy.

01:46:45 Speaker_10
An old Russian lady.

01:46:48 Speaker_12
An old Russian lady trims my balls.

01:46:50 Speaker_02
I don't think that's legal. You should probably not tell that to people online.

01:46:53 Speaker_10
No, no, it's legal.

01:46:54 Speaker_02
It's definitely legal.

01:46:55 Speaker_10
Oh, there's another shot. He's winning this round.

01:46:57 Speaker_02
Oh, Uncle Iva's connecting. Uncle Iva's kind of taking over. Well, Rokic has a tendency sometimes to fade. Rokic?

01:47:03 Speaker_10
Because he's so fast. Lot of fast twitch.

01:47:07 Speaker_02
Yep. It's so hard for those big jack guys to keep a high pace.

01:47:10 Speaker_10
Yep.

01:47:11 Speaker_02
Oh wrestling now Let's get that's gonna be tough a single leg He's no punk He's not doing so good in the stand-up at least this slows it down a little Yeah, but when you're down you need to finish but if he yeah, but he might be in survival mode here.

01:47:25 Speaker_10
Yeah, he got he got tagged

01:47:27 Speaker_02
The thing is when guys know they're on slippery slopes and they'll take a dive in for a clinch. This is why boxers get killed more than UFC fighters. Correct. You know, it's because you have options that can preserve you.

01:47:40 Speaker_02
Also, the whole knockdown thing, counting to 10. Clearly can gust. Clearly. Yeah, especially like Francis. Yeah. Like that's crazy that they let him fight in that next round. Wild dude. And MMA would most likely be over. Yeah, unless the clock was run down.

01:47:55 Speaker_02
Someone dives on top of you, hammer fists you a couple times.

01:47:57 Speaker_00
Game over.

01:47:58 Speaker_02
That's why I think with Topperia, I think we're gonna see more grappling. I think he's in. He's grappling, he's so complete, man. He's so complete. But he's also like super cocky and maxes. A real warrior, man. He's the real deal.

01:48:11 Speaker_02
See, I think Max has an advantage on the feet. Who knows? He's got length, that's for sure. And experience. But Ilya is so fast, and he's so lethal when he gets inside. So technically good, too. And every shot is so dangerous.

01:48:23 Speaker_10
Such a good boxer.

01:48:24 Speaker_02
Every shot can put you away. The way he put away Alex, I know Alex was coming off of that knockout loss to Islam, but it was still. The way he knocked out Jai Herbert after he got head kicked in the first round,

01:48:35 Speaker_12
Bro, it's hard to see the subtleties to when you're that good like that where they put their feet And the way he survived Ryan Hall's jiu-jitsu onslaught.

01:48:46 Speaker_10
Oh, yeah that right there He rolled with Ryan Holly because it's like rolling with fucking water like a wave.

01:48:53 Speaker_02
Yeah What topiary did the fucking Brian Brian Mitchell? Oh Oh yeah. Bryce? Bryce, yeah. He's a savage, yeah. Ragdolled him. Ragdolled him. He's dangerous. He's really fucking dangerous.

01:49:07 Speaker_10
What's up? Isn't Bryce mainly a jiu-jitsu guy?

01:49:09 Speaker_02
That's all he is. Bryce's got good stand-up, man. He knocked down Edson Barboza. Yeah. Remember like his stand-ups not that bad. It's just his you just know for real good real good. Oh Stand-ups good.

01:49:20 Speaker_12
How awesome is Bryce Mitchell's like persona? It's hilarious He was I always thought he was just like a farmer like from the get but he's a city got a city guy Whose grandma was a farmer and then he'd go visit his grandma and it's like dude.

01:49:34 Speaker_12
I want to live like this He was a city, dude I always thought he was just a farmer, just based on what you see on Instagram. But he became a farmer because his grandma was a farmer. You ever heard him rap? No, no, he can do it.

01:49:47 Speaker_12
Dude, he's got fucking bars, dog. Dude. I believe it. Dude. No, he can rap. He can rap. Really?

01:49:55 Speaker_13
Yeah, I have left hand. I think I'll go like this.

01:49:59 Speaker_12
There might be video out there, Jamie, of Bryce Mitchell rapping. I watched it this morning.

01:50:03 Speaker_09
Oh, you did?

01:50:04 Speaker_12
He's good. He's good. Check this out. Check this out. No, there's one of him freestyling. Pastured fire.

01:50:12 Speaker_09
Pastured fire. Perfect. Already it's great.

01:50:17 Speaker_12
He can rap, dude. Can he?

01:50:19 Speaker_02
Yes.

01:50:20 Speaker_12
Watch.

01:50:20 Speaker_02
Yo, yo. This has 413,000 views. That's a lot of views though.

01:50:44 Speaker_00
I'm gonna go with the beard guy

01:51:10 Speaker_02
But, you know, decisions are sketch. Especially in Abu Dhabi.

01:51:14 Speaker_12
What do you think is more corrupt? Vegas decisions or Abu Dhabi decisions?

01:51:22 Speaker_02
Abu Dhabi. You think? Oh, all day. Really? I think they bring the same judges everywhere, man. You don't think Abu Dhabi got some Muslim judges? I don't know. I don't know what the rules are. I think in some places, I know they do referees in some places.

01:51:40 Speaker_02
So you say if you go to a state like Kentucky for example, you have to use a certain amount of state referees. And some of them aren't really qualified to be doing a UFC like that happen in Salt Lake City. A guy got pulled from the rest of the card.

01:51:53 Speaker_02
Tai Tuavasa. Yeah, the guy, this was a different one in Salt Lake City recently. You know which one I'm talking about with Tai Tuavasa? No, what happened with that one? Oh, it was in Australia. The dude gave it like 10-8 for Taito Iwasa.

01:52:06 Speaker_02
He clearly lost the fight. They literally kicked him out after the fight. Oh, that's right. That's another one. They're like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, that was a judge they did that to. That was a judge. Yeah, that was a good move.

01:52:13 Speaker_00
A judge.

01:52:14 Speaker_02
They gotta do that. When someone gives a crazy decision like that where everybody's like, shut the fuck up. But what I was talking about was referees. So this referee did a real, he like kept separating people like instantly.

01:52:24 Speaker_02
They'd clinch, instantly separate him. As soon as the crowd would boo, fuck, stop, break it up. start fighting again. And everybody's like, what are you doing? He missed a nut shot or an eye poke. I forget which one it is. But they kicked that guy out.

01:52:36 Speaker_02
So it does happen occasionally. But I have to be really bad judges for the most part, I think are the same. I think they're like our traveling judges. Yeah, I think they're the judges they think are the good judges. I think some of them are good judges.

01:52:50 Speaker_02
Some of them are good judges, but every now and then you get a decision where you're like, whoever the fuck thought the fight went that way really shouldn't be doing this at a professional level. And they don't have to take any accountability.

01:52:59 Speaker_02
Well, they do. They get fired. Yeah, maybe, but it's rare. They should have some sort of spokesman, the same as the president does, that comes out and they ask questions. How the fuck did you score that 10-8?

01:53:11 Speaker_02
And they're like, well, he said he scored it because of this. And you go, okay, that at least makes sense. I feel like three is too little. Three opinions is just not enough. I think Glory has four or five. I think you should have five.

01:53:22 Speaker_02
It's got to be odd, right? Shouldn't they be fighters too?

01:53:25 Speaker_10
Shouldn't they have some fight experience? And what about, where do they sit?

01:53:29 Speaker_02
They have to at least be practitioners. You know the the like if you don't do jiu-jitsu, you don't know what the fuck is going on So you don't know if it's close or not close.

01:53:40 Speaker_02
You don't know if a guy's fine or if a guy's in deep shit You really don't know you don't know what you're looking at you're looking at like you it's like listening to someone speak French and you don't speak French like I guess they're talking.

01:53:50 Speaker_02
I don't know what the fuck they're saying. If you see people scrambling and you don't know what's going on, you just see two bodies whirling around. But if you're Eddie Bravo, you see exactly what's going on. You see when a guy's in trouble.

01:54:00 Speaker_02
If you're judging and you can't differentiate between those two things, you have no business judging.

01:54:06 Speaker_12
I think the point is, it's a conspiracy. Like, this is a conspiracy. The people at the top, the casinos and all the betting, they want you to blame the judges and not blame them. So they put in incompetent people.

01:54:21 Speaker_12
I never met a bookie with a part-time job. I think incompetent judges are very important to the high level. Where do they sit? Where are they?

01:54:29 Speaker_02
K-side. They sit K-side. Definitely is that do you remember that there was a lady that she was responsible for a couple real bad boxing decisions No Adelaide bird is a nice lady, okay, she's just It's crazy it's like me teaching flight school, yeah

01:54:58 Speaker_02
I've been on a plane. Fuck it, let's go. I like planes. Adelaine Byrd, come on. Yeah, I'm for it. Nice lady, I love her. She's a sweetheart. But yeah, me and Dan Cormier, and her name came up, he goes, oh Adelaide Byrd. I go, she's a nice lady.

01:55:11 Speaker_02
She's a wonderful lady. She's a wonderful, we were both, she's a nice lady.

01:55:16 Speaker_02
But yeah, her decision, if you're a professional and you're fighting for the title, and one judge sees it correctly, and then she sees it wildly incorrectly, and then another judge sees it incorrectly.

01:55:27 Speaker_10
First of all, I wouldn't have them sit together.

01:55:28 Speaker_02
Look at this, 118-110 decision in favor of Canelo. Adelaide Byrd. Oh boy. Oh, Adelaide. She's a good girl. She's a nice lady.

01:55:37 Speaker_10
I would never have them sit together. She's a nice person.

01:55:40 Speaker_02
You just want to judge him. That was the Canelo fight where it looked like Triple G beat him. That was bad. Yeah, the first fight, Triple G, in my mind, beat him.

01:55:48 Speaker_12
Nothing's more correct than that. What's the latest with Triple G? I know him.

01:55:51 Speaker_02
He's old now. It's over? Yeah.

01:55:52 Speaker_12
There's nothing, not one more big thing for him? No.

01:55:55 Speaker_02
Nothing?

01:55:55 Speaker_08
He looked a little juicy in his last fight.

01:56:02 Speaker_02
He's still fighting. I think he's won some odd title. Wasn't it a title? Some strange title? It's over. Tyson fight still going on? Yeah. That's still going on. Well, you know. You were watching him get stem cells, you son of a bitch. I didn't say that.

01:56:16 Speaker_03
I didn't say shit.

01:56:16 Speaker_02
You got caught, dude. I didn't say shit. I wasn't supposed to say nothing.

01:56:22 Speaker_08
Ah, now you really said it.

01:56:26 Speaker_02
But I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. We leaked it out of you. But Eddie had the best take on that Tyson-Jake Paul thing.

01:56:34 Speaker_02
He was like, if you want to get people intrigued, which nobody is, if you want to get people intrigued, you do it bare knuckle.

01:56:40 Speaker_02
Yeah, you're telling me you like Tyson barrel over the wall if you found out Mike Tyson was gonna punch somebody bare knuckle And it's Jake Paul.

01:56:47 Speaker_12
Yeah, I think they're all saves boxing.

01:56:50 Speaker_02
You just make it bare knuckle fuck the big-ass pillow How much do you think Mike Perry versus Jay Paul would have been different it was bare knuckle It'd be way different.

01:57:00 Speaker_12
I don't know who'd win, but damn.

01:57:03 Speaker_10
It would've been a better fight.

01:57:04 Speaker_12
Bare knuckle, dude. Bare knuckle cuts motherfuckers up.

01:57:07 Speaker_10
So when you're here, if somebody's hooking you and you have gloves on, this protects you. Of course. That's what we want, Brian. You think the audience is looking for protection?

01:57:16 Speaker_12
It's a different sport.

01:57:17 Speaker_02
It's not just that, Brian. It hurts your arms. We're looking for knockouts. It hurts your arms if you get punched in the arms. It fucking kills. And you break your hand easily, too. Oh, yeah. Look at this.

01:57:25 Speaker_10
Look at this, boys. Look at this, boys.

01:57:27 Speaker_02
Look at Hamza. Do you remember the Ultimate Player crazy move? Remember when Hamzat was fighting Gilbert Burns and as Gilbert's walking out, he's on top of the cage. And then had a fight of his life. Gilbert was like, oh really?

01:57:42 Speaker_02
Bro, that was Gilbert in his prime. When Gilbert dropped him, I was like, oh shit. But Hamzat's got heart, dude.

01:57:50 Speaker_10
Look at him talking here.

01:57:51 Speaker_02
Now, you listen to the interview with that Brett Okamoto and he actually sounds He drops the whole arrogance thing, and you're like, oh, this dude's a real one. Bro, the Kevin Holland fight was bananas. He hit the gas.

01:58:05 Speaker_02
He drained the gas tank right away. He just dove on him, took him down, forced a bunch of scrambles, and caught him in the dark. Tougher Kevin Holland, too. Supposed to fight a striker. Right. Like hours before you switch it.

01:58:18 Speaker_02
And remember, all this emotions because they got in a brawl in the fucking weigh-ins. They get in a brawl during the weigh-ins and say like, okay, you want to fight for real for real? And all of a sudden Kevin Hall's like, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

01:58:30 Speaker_02
And I remember I asked him, I go, is this a better fight for you? He goes, fuck no. I got $100 on Whittaker right now. I'll put the money $100 on Whittaker. I'm not $100. I'm not allowed to bet.

01:58:42 Speaker_10
I'm gonna go with Chamath. Okay, $100? Hold on. I don't do Venmo. Brandon, how much does Brian owe you? How much does he owe you for all the losses?

01:58:48 Speaker_02
I don't even know these days. No, no, that's not true. I haven't lost that much. You can go ahead now.

01:58:57 Speaker_10
You're ahead at this point.

01:58:58 Speaker_02
A few thousand, Bubba.

01:58:59 Speaker_10
No, I'm down five grand, if you must know.

01:59:01 Speaker_02
Do you have a ledger anywhere where you keep track of your losses?

01:59:04 Speaker_10
I'm down five thousand. I don't talk about it right now.

01:59:06 Speaker_02
You don't give it to him though? You don't give him the five thousand?

01:59:08 Speaker_10
Right now he's temporarily ahead.

01:59:10 Speaker_02
But wouldn't you feel better if you gave him the money? We pay each other. We pay each other. You paid me that one time. But you owe him money. Wouldn't it be nice if we just give him that money? Now we pay each other. Wouldn't that feel better?

01:59:18 Speaker_02
We can't bet during a fight campaign? I am not allowed to bet. You can't? Legally? Legally. Yeah, the UFC literally, because you know that whole thing with the betting with the trainer called the feds? Yeah, you know that story.

01:59:31 Speaker_02
Because of that, no one's allowed to bet. No one. But Eddie, you can bet, Brian. Joe just can't be involved. I used to bet in the early days of the UFC. I'm old school.

01:59:43 Speaker_02
When I first started working for the UFC, especially when I wasn't even getting paid, I'd bet on fights, because no one knew what the fuck was going on. There was these guys coming in from Russia. I was like, you don't even know who this is?

01:59:51 Speaker_02
This is the stupidest odds of all time. Brazilian guys would come in, and the odds makers had no idea who the guy was. Yeah, they get told by someone, and then you see the matchup, and you're like, oh, this guy's going to smoke this guy.

02:00:02 Speaker_02
Yeah, Paulo Filho's actually pretty good.

02:00:04 Speaker_02
Aubrey and I were like at 84% at one point because I had quit gambling on it because I realized like this is a little sketchy even though they tell me like it's I can't affect the outcome but it's weird if I have money riding on a fighter and people already think I'm biased like probably don't do that so I stopped doing it so I'd give advice to Aubrey I'd pick and we were 84%

02:00:24 Speaker_02
There was a few that I was like, 100% this one. All the money on Anderson Silva. Anderson in his fucking debut. Anderson in his debut. I mean, that was the one I was like, bet the house. I was like, bet the house on the Brazilian. Bet the house.

02:00:43 Speaker_02
This was after Anderson became Anderson and Cage Warriors. Remember? Yep. Was it Cage Warriors? Cage Warriors, yeah.

02:00:49 Speaker_02
So when he went over there and he fought Lee Murray and then he fought Tony Fricklin and he hit him with that crazy upward elbow that his coach told him to stop practicing so he'd make his wife hold a pillow when he'd get home and he was practicing that, standing there and stepping forward and he wanted to knock him out with that.

02:01:06 Speaker_02
Like he had this in his head that that's what he was going to do.

02:01:07 Speaker_10
So weird.

02:01:09 Speaker_02
But that's obsession. The Jorge Rivera fight, remember that? Oh my god.

02:01:14 Speaker_10
Another day, another day in the office.

02:01:17 Speaker_02
Oh, he's fired up, dude. Are you kidding me? He hasn't fought in a long time. How long has it been? God, it's been at least a year. Who was the last guy he fought? Kevin Holland. And what happened? He submitted him real easy. No, last fight was Kamaru Usman.

02:01:31 Speaker_02
Oh, that's right. You're right. That was a year ago. That was one year ago, so that's right. And that was the decision? That was the decision. That was the one where Kamaru was like, I should have picked five rounds.

02:01:40 Speaker_02
If it was five, it would have been a tough fight for him. This is really interesting, because it all depends on whether, first of all, five rounds. This is a five-round fight, which is huge. Whitaker's hard.

02:01:50 Speaker_02
The first round, he's probably... You gotta remember, Whitaker beat Yoel Romero, who was the all-time scariest wrestler that ever competed in MMA. Correct.

02:02:01 Speaker_02
And Whitaker's not one of those guys where if he's down on the cards, he's gonna just pack it up. Romero didn't really take people down. Romero would conserve a lot of his energy, he'd explode on you and smash you. He never took anybody down.

02:02:13 Speaker_02
Very rarely.

02:02:14 Speaker_10
He took down Izzy and didn't hold him down. He never used his wrestling.

02:02:19 Speaker_02
Hardly, because it was a conserving energy thing, because his thing was always exploding on you. Like he did with Waibun, he hit him in that flying knee. Oh my god. But that flying knee he hit Waibun with, oh my god.

02:02:31 Speaker_02
There's so much blood on the mat stock There was that was the worst part if I there's blood all over the mat when you're when you're doing that circle around the ring And you just got warm blood on beneath your fucking feel like boy. What am I doing?

02:02:42 Speaker_02
Yeah? I go what the fuck am I doing? And there might be cold it in that blood.

02:02:47 Speaker_12
I hope not maybe monkey pox even worse Dude, how quickly did monkey pox die they tried twice they try twice why do the who said yo worldwide emergency? Yeah No more butt-fucking!

02:03:01 Speaker_02
No, it's for ass-eating. Is it ass-eating?

02:03:05 Speaker_12
How does it get on your dick if it's ass-eating? Because you don't just eat ass, you go crazy. Yeah, you don't stop there.

02:03:12 Speaker_09
I don't know if it's just ass-eating!

02:03:13 Speaker_02
Ass-eating is the appetizer, bro. Were they getting monkey pops on their lips? They had monkey pops on their lips? Bro, four gay dudes ate so much ass, they died. And they were like, we need some mercy.

02:03:26 Speaker_09
We need to lock America down. No one gave, no one put a fuck about monkey pops.

02:03:32 Speaker_02
Can you imagine if four dudes played Russian roulette and died so we all had to wear helmets? Stop eating ass once you get a blister you fucking pig Washing your ass before

02:04:08 Speaker_12
Remember that shit on the freeway signs during the scam-demic when it was like, wash your hands, be safe. Like they were like telling us to wash our hands.

02:04:16 Speaker_02
Save a life six feet from a respiratory disease.

02:04:20 Speaker_12
Yeah, wash. Dude, on the freeway signs, wash your hands.

02:04:24 Speaker_02
Robert, I don't think they're ever gonna get us like that again.

02:04:27 Speaker_12
No, no, that was the vaccine. That's the ironic shit It was like that's the vaccine. That's kind of What's against bullshit the next one no hospitalization dog.

02:04:33 Speaker_02
No next one. Yeah Did you see the recent statistics on respirators? 90% of COVID patients who went on respirators died from it. We have a family friend that died from it. And then they didn't let you go to the hospital.

02:04:52 Speaker_12
They didn't tell you where they were gonna bury these motherfuckers and you couldn't have a funeral. Dude. Dude! And people went along with that shit. They were like, okay, no funerals. And what's crazy is some people will still go along with it.

02:05:05 Speaker_12
And they remember when they scared the fuck out of everybody and they put it out on CNN. The hospitals are running out of body bags.

02:05:12 Speaker_10
They were running out of body bags. They had a ticker because it was good for ratings.

02:05:17 Speaker_10
So you had a ticker of people dying who were dying of, if you went to the hospital, you had COVID, but you were in a car accident, they counted it as a death from COVID because they got more money from the government. Totally.

02:05:26 Speaker_02
Did you see the fucking Rolling Stone article during the height of it all where they said that people were waiting in line to go into the emergency room for gunshot wounds because so many people were overdosing from ivermectin? Yeah. Rolling Stone.

02:05:41 Speaker_02
Not only did they do that, they use a stock photograph of people waiting in line at a hospital, but these fucking morons did a photograph of people with coats on because it was a winter. They're waiting for a flu shot. So we knew it was fake.

02:05:54 Speaker_02
So it's fake. No one was going to the hospital for ivermectin overdose Even if you get the shit that they give to horses, it's still ivermectin if you get penicillin penicillin is a veterinary Medicine too. It doesn't mean you get penicillin.

02:06:09 Speaker_02
You're taking horse medicine. It's a medicine.

02:06:11 Speaker_12
It's the same medicine Look at the P Diddy the whole thing is exposing the music industry, right? And what's the height of the music industry Rolling Stone?

02:06:23 Speaker_10
I mean like that's well, they're just It's all corrupt that shit a great magazine and they got hijacked by a bunch of young morons Well, they that's what happened to vice.

02:06:37 Speaker_02
I had Shane Smith on from vice the same It's the same thing. He lost everything dude everything cuz vice went bankrupt. He used to be my neighbor and

02:06:46 Speaker_10
It's the best example ever because they have young kids they hire as interns and they're all coming straight out of college.

02:06:52 Speaker_02
I think This is the world. They have been indoctrinated into a cult. It is a real cult.

02:07:06 Speaker_10
The New York Times is that way. You know, the New York Times, the reason they make money is off their crossword puzzle. And you know that the Washington Post has lost half their readership in the past four years, and they lost $70 million last year.

02:07:17 Speaker_10
I wonder why. Yeah. And they hired this new guy, and he was like, you're right. You guys are all writing this stuff. Nobody's reading your shit. So we're not going to exist unless something changes.

02:07:26 Speaker_02
Just double down on crosswords. Well, people are so mad that they refuse to endorse Kamala Harris for president. Oh yeah, well that was the L.A. Times. No, it was the Washington Post.

02:07:34 Speaker_12
And the L.A. Times. That's weird, but why are they turning their back?

02:07:39 Speaker_10
It's just one side or the other, what are they doing? She's gonna lose. Well, newspapers have always endorsed a candidate traditionally.

02:07:46 Speaker_02
They might not be so sure they want her to win anymore. Who knows what they know? Who knows what all these people behind the scenes... There's a 5D chess going on.

02:07:57 Speaker_02
It might be as simple as, they didn't think she could win, let's try to get her to win, and if she doesn't win, we'll be fine, because in four years we got this, and we're going to do that. We've already set this in place.

02:08:07 Speaker_02
We already have all these people moving into swing states. We're going to give them amnesty.

02:08:16 Speaker_12
Millions millions of undocumented people which is even crazy and they're giving a fucking flight You know you could I've seen it personally.

02:08:24 Speaker_12
I've been on flights I did a seminar in Tucson and while I was in Tucson the Border Patrol agents that trained you Jitsu They were telling me yo, they're giving him fucking flights. They're giving him fucking debit cards with $1,000 on them.

02:08:35 Speaker_12
They giving him an iPhone. I'm like what? Then I go on the flight, I go on my flight and I got immigrants in front of me, like this woman, and she seemed very innocent and legit. She didn't need to be vetted.

02:08:48 Speaker_12
She'd never been on a plane before in her life, and on her backpack, she had a homeland.

02:08:54 Speaker_10
Here we go, here we go. Do you know that part of that is a secret? Shut your mouth.

02:09:00 Speaker_12
Oh, they really want to track. That's not what it is, right?

02:09:02 Speaker_02
You don't even know what the app is. The app was for shipping. That was it was originally made for people come over to this country. Oh, look at. OK, he's not going to strike with him. He doesn't want to strike. Oh, no, no, no. Damn, he's got his back.

02:09:14 Speaker_02
Haskell, the first round is going to be tough. The first round of typhoon back or right. But if Hamza can't get Whitaker here, he's dumping a lot of energy. He's fucked. And this is you have no choice. You got it.

02:09:24 Speaker_12
You got to take that back if you're right here. You got to go balls I'll tell you what I'm very comfy here if you're a Whitaker fan.

02:09:31 Speaker_02
You just want this to go past the first round He's such a good grappler man. I'm telling you his grappling is extraordinary when you see him with that olympic gold medalist I didn't see him with it.

02:09:41 Speaker_10
Oh dude the scrambles dude.

02:09:43 Speaker_02
He's already on his back and it's he's winning scrambles when olympic gold medals Bro, he's nasty Did you see what he did to Rockhold? Did you see that grappling match? I didn't see it. It's manhandling. Rockhold is a beast. And he's physically a beast.

02:09:59 Speaker_02
He's a strong motherfucker. For Hamza to do that to him. Now I don't know what kind of shape Rockhold was in. I don't know if he had been rolling.

02:10:11 Speaker_12
Yeah, can we do picture-in-picture over here? Is that no? No, we can't do that. You guys got a billion dollars.

02:10:16 Speaker_02
I know we're looking back and forth. It's ridiculous Maybe next time we'll get a monitor above that monitor. Maybe that's what we'll do. Maybe that's the move It's too expensive.

02:10:26 Speaker_02
We used to have it where we're looking that way, but we wanted to be able to show things on the screen sometimes

02:10:32 Speaker_11
I can get you a good deal on a fuckin' big screen.

02:10:36 Speaker_12
You're the best, bro. 400 bucks. Hey, whatever, you know, you don't want to fight me.

02:10:41 Speaker_02
Hamzat's still on his back.

02:10:42 Speaker_10
You know who's watching this closely is Bo Nickel.

02:10:44 Speaker_02
Oh, 100%, right? Yep. Well, Bo Nickel and Hamzat would be a crazy ass group. Oh, shit, look at that. That's the future.

02:10:51 Speaker_12
Three minutes left, and he's got both hooks in. Oh, and he's got a body triangle in him, one second. Almost, almost. Uh-oh, uh-oh, he's out, look at that! Let's go, let's go!

02:11:00 Speaker_12
Shit Just like a beat just when you escape to be he doesn't give up and reset he just writes you down from that Lord And then you lose right there from that position you lose that little victory that you had you know that frustrates you and it's also tiring There's a lot of people would reset and stand up.

02:11:16 Speaker_12
Okay. You escaped. He didn't let him It was like he took him down right there right away Did he didn't explode out of there quick enough?

02:11:24 Speaker_02
But Whitaker expect this, I bet. He's gonna weather this storm. The first round's tough. You never know, right? No, you do, though, because Homs at this, what he does the first round is a motherfucker.

02:11:33 Speaker_10
He's conserving his energy, though.

02:11:34 Speaker_02
Yeah, he's not really burning off too much, man. He's riding him here. Just a scramble. And he's winning the round.

02:11:43 Speaker_10
Winning the round, 100%.

02:11:46 Speaker_02
If he gets under the chin, it's a real problem, because he's got the grip of death. Under the chin, yes, but he was on the front of the face there. No, he's out.

02:11:54 Speaker_12
No, he's still mounted. Half guard. Dude, he's all over him. He's just like, no matter how he escapes, he counters the escapes.

02:12:01 Speaker_10
That's the key.

02:12:02 Speaker_02
He's countering the escapes.

02:12:04 Speaker_10
It's a rodeo.

02:12:05 Speaker_02
It's just beautiful flow. His flow is perfect. He's just riding him everywhere he goes.

02:12:10 Speaker_06
You won't be able to do this for five rounds though.

02:12:12 Speaker_02
This is that thousand yard stare, you know, the guys have when a guy is just overwhelming them, the grappling that is almost scarier than getting beat up on the feet.

02:12:20 Speaker_02
Like when Enzo Barroso was getting mauled by Khabib, it's like, you know, Oh, look at that. He's tapping. He tapped already? That was weird. That was weird.

02:12:32 Speaker_12
That was weird.

02:12:32 Speaker_02
It wasn't even around his neck. Hey, here's the thing. You probably give him the title shot, yeah? You finish Whitaker in the first round, you give him the title shot, right? Of course you give him the title shot. This probably fucks up DDP strictly.

02:12:45 Speaker_02
I got to see that. It wasn't even around his neck.

02:12:48 Speaker_10
It wasn't even around his neck.

02:12:50 Speaker_02
He tapped quick. Dude, let's see what happened. It looked like it was around his chin.

02:12:54 Speaker_10
He got his chin. He was breaking his chin. That's what it looks like. He was just, yeah.

02:12:57 Speaker_02
Cause he just opened his mouth.

02:12:58 Speaker_10
You don't want to have that fucking hurt.

02:13:00 Speaker_02
He just opened his mouth funny. Let's we'll, we'll get a look at it.

02:13:03 Speaker_12
I mean, I could be wrong. Maybe it was around his neck.

02:13:05 Speaker_02
Maybe it was around his, around his jaw. I think he's breaking his jaw.

02:13:10 Speaker_12
Yeah, cuz usually when you it's not what his jaw he's like he's open his mouth and usually when you I mean you Could tap somebody if you have a good enough squeeze around the job, but it takes a few seconds But what if he broke it isn't like some instant shit, right?

02:13:20 Speaker_02
So what if it snaps happened so fast? Look at this shot whoosh From downtown to he shot so far out once he gets a hold of you. It's so dangerous He just needs to get his okay here.

02:13:32 Speaker_12
We go here. We go right here, right? See, it's around the mouth. That's around the mouth. That's around the jaw. That's around the jaw.

02:13:40 Speaker_02
He's about to break his jaw.

02:13:42 Speaker_12
Usually that takes time.

02:13:44 Speaker_02
You know what? It was a neck crank. You know what? It was like a neck crank. I think that too, but I think he might have broke his jaw. Yeah, as fast as he tapped too.

02:13:52 Speaker_12
What was that? Dude, why did he throw his mouthpiece away?

02:13:55 Speaker_02
Because he wants a fan to have it.

02:13:59 Speaker_11
Now he's gotta get a new one and then mold it again.

02:14:01 Speaker_10
Who are those two guys? Did they win a contest? A zebra contest? Holy shit. You guys get to beat Craigsside.

02:14:07 Speaker_02
Bro, he gets a title shot, I think. You have to. If you beat Whitaker, the number three contender in the world, and you dominate, he didn't get touched. He ran through him and he strangled him in the first round. The real deal. He might be the guy, dude.

02:14:20 Speaker_02
He might be that guy. And this is the best time to be a fan. When a guy's coming up, there's nothing better. And here, think about this, 85, right? So this guy was killing himself to get to 70. At 85, he's the fucking man. Kind of crazy.

02:14:33 Speaker_02
Now, here's the question. Can he wrestle DDP or Bo Nick or like that? DDP's not as good a wrestler. Well, his stand-up is more advanced than Bo's. Way more, yes. Yeah, his stand-up is very dangerous. Hamzat's? Yes. Hamzat's very good on the feet.

02:14:47 Speaker_02
Very good on the feet. Not that Bo's bad on the feet, but Bo needs more seasoning. He hasn't had a real war yet. Hamzat's been through the Gilbert Burns fight. This is crazy, though. That was super, super impressive.

02:14:59 Speaker_10
I've never seen him tap that fast. He must have gotten them just right. You know how fucking good Robert Whitaker is?

02:15:04 Speaker_02
Yeah, we'll find out. That was a strange tap. He might have hurt his neck in the middle of the scramble or something. He might have hurt his neck when the choke went on him. You know, he might have felt something pop in his jaw.

02:15:15 Speaker_02
That was worst case scenario for Strickland. He's holding his jaw right now weird, right? He's holding his mouth weird, yeah. I think he might have broke his jaw. Good for Homs, though, going through all that shit. Yeah, man.

02:15:26 Speaker_02
Look, dude, that guy's a scary ass motherfucker. Scary. That grappling is next level.

02:15:32 Speaker_10
I mean, he's giving a gold medalist fits? What are we talking about? Yeah, he's a beast.

02:15:37 Speaker_08
If I can kill them all!

02:15:40 Speaker_10
He's kind of chilled out, though.

02:15:41 Speaker_13
Hold on, let's see. He's basically saying no one wants to fight with me.

02:16:12 Speaker_11
I want to know... This is 85? Where was Strickland and where's Israel?

02:16:18 Speaker_02
I didn't see him.

02:16:19 Speaker_11
What do you mean?

02:16:21 Speaker_02
In that list. Oh, was he at the top? No, that was Winstreaks. Oh, Winstreaks. DDP's at 8. Okay, Winstreaks. So he puts that joke in quick, man. Yeah, it's on the jaw. It's definitely not... He hasn't fought Strickland yet? No.

02:16:34 Speaker_02
He might have just fucked his jaw.

02:16:37 Speaker_10
I think his mouth open and he just, it was intensely uncomfortable.

02:16:40 Speaker_02
I mean, you think about the beating he was taking before that, how exhausted he must've been by then. He might've had his mouth open.

02:16:47 Speaker_08
Give me a microphone.

02:16:49 Speaker_02
No, this is like, nah, man. Thank you. Thank you. He lives in Abu Dhabi now. Canvas 2 is moving around. Yeah, he had to. Is that because of his relationship with that dude? That Chesney dictator? Yeah. We don't know.

02:17:13 Speaker_10
That's Kadyrov.

02:17:14 Speaker_02
That guy. The other problem you have with him becoming champ? There's some crazy stories about that guy online. Big stories. There was a guy who used to fight for the UFC who worked for him and wound up getting killed.

02:17:26 Speaker_02
If Hamza becomes your champ, if there is an issue we don't know about where he can't fight in the States, it seems there's something going on there. For him to fight for the title, it makes things complicated if he can't do it in Vegas.

02:17:38 Speaker_02
Well, the problem is if you want to get six seats for your homies. Your homies are wanted for war crimes.

02:17:47 Speaker_10
Well, Kadyrov, Kadyrov.

02:17:48 Speaker_13
Yeah, that's the guy.

02:17:50 Speaker_10
Do you know that he had, Kadyrov had a, they gave him an award for being the most sanctioned leader in the world.

02:17:56 Speaker_02
Doesn't he like throw gay people off roofs and shit?

02:17:58 Speaker_10
Well, there's a lot of things going on. Yeah.

02:18:01 Speaker_02
In fact, they were- How tall are the roofs, though? I mean, we're talking about a single story.

02:18:06 Speaker_10
Just teach them a lesson. I know they were going to shoot a movie.

02:18:11 Speaker_02
What if they're just throwing them into pools, and it's like they were exaggerating? Or a trampoline. It's like a party. Yeah, it's a joke. Everyone's having fun. They're just uneducated. Straight guys, too, which you don't hear about.

02:18:21 Speaker_02
Straight guys aren't complaining about it. It's their thing. They get bored. They're in the mountains. Everybody goes off the roof. It's entertainment for them.

02:18:26 Speaker_10
It's not good if you're a gentler spirit in Chechnya.

02:18:29 Speaker_02
Is that Steve Harvey in the house? Sure is. What?

02:18:31 Speaker_10
By the way, hilarious.

02:18:34 Speaker_02
Mustache just fucking strapped. Sergio Ramos, how dare you? Sorry. Well done. Love him.

02:18:39 Speaker_10
Killer.

02:18:40 Speaker_02
Killer. I like that he's taking all his time off. Me too. Rest that brain, sir.

02:18:46 Speaker_10
One of the greats.

02:18:47 Speaker_02
Yeah, and get a full fucking camp. Don't take any short notice fights. I don't know who he's gonna fight. Do you know who they have Volkanovski slated to fight? I think it might just be straight for the title. If Max wins, 100% it's Volkanovski.

02:19:02 Speaker_02
Unless there's a rematch. Wouldn't you think? If Max wins tonight? Or you go, you're a Lopez-Volkanovski. Do you think Lopez has to win one more? That's what I'm saying, against Volkanovski. Oh, I see what you're saying. Lopez vs. Volkanovski.

02:19:17 Speaker_02
It's a dangerous fight. Oh, we got the wine! You got the wine? Oh, shit. Who stole it? Get us some glasses, sir. You know what I'm saying, though, Joe? For Lopez, he needs one more, I think, before he gets to the big show. So you give him Volkanovski.

02:19:31 Speaker_02
You beat him, now we're cooking with fire. Yeah, no, I think so. But if I was Volkanovski, I'd say, nah, title fight.

02:19:39 Speaker_02
uses and knows that it is thirty six years old maybe thirty seven by now can here in the title fight he was one of his fellow it's about the grace of all any subject to short notice fight for the uh... yeah the big one the market to fight never should take a nap and i think that first one i thought

02:19:54 Speaker_02
It was a good fight. It was a good fight. I think we were biased because he was the smaller guy. No, but the first fight was a good fight.

02:19:59 Speaker_00
It was a really good fight.

02:20:00 Speaker_02
I'm saying... He dropped him. I walked away from it, I thought he won.

02:20:03 Speaker_00
I thought he won too.

02:20:04 Speaker_02
But then were we biased because it's like that David Goliath, you know what I'm saying? Possibly. It was a very close fight, let's say that. But then the rematch, when he gets KO'd like that on 10 days notice, you can't do that, man. No.

02:20:18 Speaker_02
You can't take that. I mean, I love the fact that he tried, but you can't do that. Well, think about it. He was ranked number one pound for pound. He loses that, and then loses the next one.

02:20:27 Speaker_02
He had been drinking and partying, living the life, eating burgers and shit. Then all of a sudden, they're like, hey, you got 10 days to lose 40 pounds. Against Makachev. Wine.

02:20:36 Speaker_10
I get it.

02:20:36 Speaker_02
Yeah. Calm down, Al. Settle down. Calm down for us.

02:20:39 Speaker_10
Well, I ordered it. We couldn't find it.

02:20:41 Speaker_02
Somebody stole our wine. Jeff had to go hunt them down.

02:20:44 Speaker_10
This is the best wine.

02:20:47 Speaker_02
Dude, what do you think about this, Brian? What? You're the wizard. What? Toperia or Max Holloway?

02:20:52 Speaker_10
I got Max.

02:20:54 Speaker_10
only because you have a win well i think that superior wins when he gets you against that's he's amazing he's great i just think that max is not going to get against fence and i think that max has never been put he's been put down once and i think he's a bigger guy and i think he's just as good a boxer i really do interest and that's a big deal because very few people are as good as toporia now i might be wrong i i also i also think the narrative on topiaria being like this crazy knockout artist like an alex pierre his background is

02:21:22 Speaker_02
Grappling, you know, I'm saying don't get me wrong the motherfucking crack. Yeah, but when it comes to stand-up, I would edge max Holloway Interesting as far as like pure striker, right? But you saw what did it Josh Emmett, right?

02:21:33 Speaker_02
He just took away all Josh Emmett's weapons started beating his ass max.

02:21:37 Speaker_02
Hall it now I love Josh Emmett, but Max Holloway different animal different animal, but the thing about Josh Emmett he comes with that nuclear option, dude Bro, what he did to Bryce was crazy also shorter though. I Yeah, he's as wide as he is tall.

02:21:53 Speaker_02
Josh Emmett's a fucking tank, man. He might be the scariest one-punch guy in the sport. That was bad. He was twitching and shit, out cold, and they were trying to stand him up. I'm like, do not stand him up. Leave that man. Get some medics in there.

02:22:08 Speaker_02
That was a bad one. When you see the guys twitching, Just let him chill. Yeah, man. Now Dana said they're gonna go to Barcelona or Spain. He's not drinking, you son of a bitch. Hey, you know what? He's not drinking. You know what?

02:22:23 Speaker_02
It could be piss and I wouldn't know, Brian.

02:22:25 Speaker_12
I don't know, I don't know, Gabriel.

02:22:27 Speaker_10
And watch it, it'll breathe.

02:22:30 Speaker_12
You know did you guys ever? When you were talking about when you were talking with Trump and RFK jr. Did the fluoride in the water ever come up?

02:22:39 Speaker_12
It's come up with with RFK It's come up with a bunch of people Callie and Casey means what do we got to do to get the fluoride out of the fucking water? I know certain counties in the United States.

02:22:49 Speaker_12
They've like petitioned and they there's something you could do I think if everybody knew what exactly to do to get fluoride out of the fucking water

02:22:58 Speaker_02
That's one of RFK's things he wants to do. What is going on?

02:23:01 Speaker_12
How is fluoride still in the water and everybody's cooling it?

02:23:04 Speaker_02
Eddie, explain to the listeners why is fluoride so bad. I want to say listeners, me. Joe? It's a neurotoxin. It's dangerous. They say it helps your teeth. It's stupid. It fights cavities. What helps your teeth is don't eat sugar, brush your teeth.

02:23:19 Speaker_02
That's what helps your teeth. And fluoride doesn't protect your teeth, right? No. There's very little evidence, and I bet that evidence is horseshit, but here's the thing.

02:23:26 Speaker_02
But it comes with the consequences of factual data that shows that high fluoride rates in waters lead to lower IQs in kids. That's proven science. Really? Yes, it's dangerous stuff. It's not good.

02:23:38 Speaker_12
There's a reason why they're putting fluoride. They're opening up sacks of fluoride and putting it in the water and they're saying it's to keep our teeth clean.

02:23:46 Speaker_10
No, so what I heard is that fluoride was discovered because in Colorado there were pockets of kids and people that didn't have cavities and they found that it was the fluoride in the water.

02:23:56 Speaker_02
Yeah, we also found toothbrushes. Listen, you don't need to use fucking fluoride. That's some retard shit.

02:24:02 Speaker_12
If fluoride was good for your teeth, bottled water would say, now with fluoride.

02:24:06 Speaker_02
How come it doesn't say that? How come it doesn't say that? I need to know the evidence so you guys aren't dentists. They experimented during the Nazis. The Nazis experimented with fluoride. It's straight Illuminati.

02:24:15 Speaker_10
So all the dentists are wrong and you guys are right? The vaccine probably did you take the vaccine? No, why not? But I, I just shut the fuck up. All the doctors said it take the vaccine vaccinologist and your and your tooth experts.

02:24:47 Speaker_02
Oh my god Listen i've talked to many many people that have said the dangers of fluoride are real And that in the levels that they're in the water They're probably not going to make you stupider, but there's no reason for it to be there in the first place and it is a toxin

02:25:03 Speaker_10
Really, but they put it in toothpaste.

02:25:05 Speaker_02
It shouldn't be in toothpaste either. It's all erroneous information. It's the same thing that led people to say that margarine is better for you than butter.

02:25:11 Speaker_02
It's bullshit bias studies that are conducted by people who have a vested interest financially in pushing. How many people are selling fluoride to put it in the water? It's not free. They have to get it somewhere. Someone's in the fluoride business.

02:25:25 Speaker_02
They've got deals. These people have been saying for their entire careers you should have fluoride. You'd have to correct so much to get fluoride out of the water and to get people to stop using fluoride even for toothpaste. I use Tom's of Maine.

02:25:37 Speaker_02
It's natural toothpaste. It doesn't have any fluoride in it.

02:25:39 Speaker_12
Yeah, there's so many brands of toothpaste that say fluoride-free. Why would they say fluoride-free? Well, because some people have... Brian, you don't know what you're talking about.

02:25:48 Speaker_02
You really don't. I never said anything. I'm just asking questions. You're going to argue with him, but you really don't know about fluoride.

02:25:54 Speaker_10
I'm not asking you questions. You guys are saying that fluoride's bad, but everybody uses fluoride.

02:25:57 Speaker_02
You're still on fluoride. You're appealing to authority, right?

02:26:01 Speaker_02
But the reality is there's actual data, there's scientific data that these people have conveniently ignored that shows the fluoride that they've been recommending for decades is not good for you.

02:26:13 Speaker_12
That's why there's toothpaste that says fluoride-free, otherwise that would kill their company.

02:26:16 Speaker_10
That would be the dumbest toothpaste ever. Yeah, that would kill their company. I'm saying, so you're saying that the dentists tell you to use fluoride toothpaste because

02:26:22 Speaker_02
They're retarded because they're retarded. My dentist does not tell me to use fluoride toothpaste. My dentist does not tell me to use fluoride toothpaste. He doesn't? No.

02:26:31 Speaker_02
My dentist knows about fluoride and water too, and he doesn't think it's a good thing.

02:26:34 Speaker_12
Doctors that recommend the COVID vaccine, are they retarded or are they smart? Okay.

02:26:39 Speaker_10
I mean, I don't know.

02:26:40 Speaker_02
We're traveling down too many different side roads. If you're an old person. We're traveling down too many different side roads.

02:26:44 Speaker_02
But if you want to see it, Jamie, pull up an article that shows that high fluoride rates in water leads to lower IQs in kids. And it just seems perfect for the controllers. I don't know if it's a controller thing. I think it's a money thing.

02:26:56 Speaker_02
I think they've been selling it as, because I think they used to think that it did help you with tooth decay. And I think maybe someone scammed it and they started selling it to people to put in the water. We all need it. And then you have a business.

02:27:07 Speaker_02
It's called Big Fluoride. And Big Fluoride is providing all the fucking fluoride that's in your water. And it's not necessary. First of all, not to drink it and eat it and cook with it. That's fucking crazy.

02:27:18 Speaker_02
And if you needed fluoride just for toothpaste, you use fluoride toothpaste and you spit that shit out and rinse your mouth. fucking dangerous. Look at that.

02:27:27 Speaker_02
NTP reports suggested IQ reductions in the range of 2 to 5 points in children with higher fluoride exposure. Jesus. Yeah. The more you know. This should be interpreted cautiously. It's fucking garbage. There's no reason for it to be there.

02:27:39 Speaker_02
Don't get me started on root canals.

02:27:44 Speaker_12
Is it real that the Nazis put it in the in the water to I'm that real correct 100% No, not 100 98% sure.

02:27:49 Speaker_02
That's Jamie find out fluoride Experiments to medicate people they were giving people crystal meth did they had a Type of crystal meth you would buy in the store, right? Yeah, and it made productivity like everybody was kicking ass pilots, too.

02:28:13 Speaker_02
Let's also we use that that's why they had bmw Okay, why do you think they had audi? Why do you think they had porsche? Why do they have these incredible engineers?

02:28:20 Speaker_02
Because these fucking engineers were jacked up on meth going like fucking put these gears together make it fast as fuck The Nuremberg and all that's Hitler's. That's all Hitler's scientists.

02:28:29 Speaker_10
I think fluoride was discovered in Colorado.

02:28:30 Speaker_02
Fluoride is great. No, listen, fluoride's been around for a long time, Brian, but the idea of pouring it into your fucking water is relatively new in human history.

02:28:39 Speaker_12
And then people think, oh, I don't drink tap water, so I'm free of fluoride. No, what about your ice? You put ice in your drinks? What about the beverages? You think these companies that make beverages- There's no evidence of the Nazi party.

02:28:51 Speaker_02
Fluoride was first used by the Nazis to keep prisoners docile and submissive. Fun fact, our verdict, there's no evidence of the Nazi party. There's got to be someone that thinks that fluoride was used by the Nazis. That's Google though.

02:29:04 Speaker_07
It just says it's a claim. I don't even know where someone's saying it.

02:29:07 Speaker_02
It's a claim. Yeah, but the problem with that is you're connecting fluoride, which is ubiquitously used in drinking water. PolitiFact. Oh, I love that. PolitiFact. Okay, Jesse Ventura says the Nazis pioneered the use of fluoride.

02:29:18 Speaker_02
That's all I heard you say. We're forever incorporating Nazi things in our lives. Fluoride is in the water. Okay. This is Tampa Bay Times. Communist conspiracy, genuine threat. Hold on, go back to that one. State of the planet. Fluoride in water.

02:29:35 Speaker_02
Communist conspiracy. Genuine threat. Fluoride, certainly nothing to do with your teeth. Fluoride in water was used by the Nazis on the Jews. I mean, what? Does that make sense? This is Google. Google just finds websites that could be full of shit.

02:29:54 Speaker_07
All I did was type in three words and it's finding articles where those three words exist.

02:29:58 Speaker_02
Google is not going to tell you what's true or what's not true. They're going to show you articles.

02:30:01 Speaker_02
But the bottom line is if fluoride is being used everywhere, you'd probably have the same sort of deal as like try finding vaccine side effects from the COVID-19 vaccines and how dangerous they are.

02:30:14 Speaker_10
go google you'll find a bunch of things about how it's a myth and it's a bullshit and it's a small amount more people get myocarditis from covid you'll find a bunch of misinformation disproven stuff because of money okay for both you here's my question okay how many covid 19 vaccines do they give out like 5 billion or something a lot right so out of 5 billion most of those people are fine right no no no we don't know there's a lot like 5 billion in my family alone

02:30:43 Speaker_12
We have some damage. My uncle died of a heart attack. That's anecdotal, we're doing anecdotal.

02:30:47 Speaker_10
My aunt got myocarditis. Brian, who's telling you that it's okay? I can't believe you're defending the fucking vaccine. Let's kill him. I'm fucking blown away. I'm blown away. I'm fucking blown away. But I'm not surprised, though. I am.

02:31:00 Speaker_12
He's been texting his friend at Universal. They're working on a deal.

02:31:11 Speaker_10
All I'm asking you is hang over five billion vaccines that that's a pretty big control group and so is fluoride Hold on Brian, do you know that all cause mortality is up 40 percent in some age groups?

02:31:26 Speaker_02
That doesn't matter to Brian and I don't know I don't know that That's why you're arguing because you don't know that you do you should know that so you're saying that's from the vaccine

02:31:34 Speaker_02
It could be from a lot of things, but one thing that happened during that time was they experimented on a new medicine. And that new medicine has been proven to both be ineffective and to be greatly exaggerated in what it could or couldn't do.

02:31:46 Speaker_02
Meaning that the tests that they did didn't even show it could do what they were saying it did. So there was a lot of deception going on. Then there was a lot of coercion, and then there's an enormous amount of money gets exchanged.

02:31:57 Speaker_02
I understand all of that, and I agree with all of that. Take that into account, and then take into account this 40% increase in all-cause mortalities. I agree with all of that.

02:32:03 Speaker_02
Take in the giant jump in miscarriages, the giant jump in infertility rates in both men and women, the giant jump in all sorts of autoimmune conditions that people got after they got vaccinated. Could be a lot of things, though, right? A lot of things.

02:32:15 Speaker_02
The giant jump in strokes and heart. It could be this one thing. You're like a defense attorney.

02:32:19 Speaker_10
You're like a defense attorney for the mob. Or it could be the toxic soup of so many of these different things.

02:32:23 Speaker_02
Sure, Brian. Yeah, but it automatically ticks in around 2020.

02:32:27 Speaker_10
Now Brian you would be dead on the street Now be a lot of them aren't even know worldwide you're saying a lot of them not even obviously you saw those soccer players drop a percent

02:32:52 Speaker_02
Vaccinated soccer players having heart attacks super normal fittest people on earth is having fucking strokes in the middle of a field But for the more high school kids, but the vast majority don't yes a lot of people got injured Brian a lot of people Like is it 1% Hey B. Here's what injury we don't know

02:33:15 Speaker_02
They're not giving us the complete results. We don't know how high it is. Well, that's a good point. But we know it's up 40%.

02:33:20 Speaker_10
Hold on. You don't know, right? That's what I'm saying. You guys are throwing a lot of these statistics around.

02:33:25 Speaker_02
You are a great defense attorney. You are so amazing. No, the one thing we do know is it's up 40%. I would think I'm going to jail if he was my defense attorney. I'd be like, I'm going to jail. This motherfucker is terrible. No jury goodbyes.

02:33:32 Speaker_12
No, seriously, if I was going to jail and I was guilty, I would hire this motherfucker.

02:33:37 Speaker_10
So you think the COVID vaccine was straight up Killing people and very dangerous.

02:33:42 Speaker_02
I think it was a scam to make money It was ineffective and at the worst the problem is it didn't stay local meaning when they injected into the muscle They weren't aspirating for the most part.

02:33:52 Speaker_02
They didn't even aspirate on fucking biden on television They just plunge that thing in right if you talk to doctors They say when you do stuff like that and you inject someone with a vaccine You are supposed to aspirate to make sure that you're not in a blood vessel.

02:34:03 Speaker_02
So you pull back to see if you find blood And if you do, you have to reinsert somewhere else, so you're not going to shoot it right into a blood vessel.

02:34:12 Speaker_02
When it goes into a blood vessel, your body recognizes it as like an intruder, and your immune system reacts. When it gets to your heart, it creates myocarditis because your heart doesn't heal, which is why you don't get heart cancer.

02:34:24 Speaker_10
So here's what I was saying. I know a lot of people that got the vaccine, like a lot, because I live in California, so I know the vast majority.

02:34:36 Speaker_10
And the vast majority of people that I know, just anecdotally, but if you just look at a cross-section, seem to be walking around fine. Did they get COVID? I don't know. Probably. I bet they do.

02:34:44 Speaker_10
Because I know somebody who got the booster and she's had COVID five times.

02:34:48 Speaker_02
So it doesn't work. Not only that, there's a direct correlation between the amount of boosters you get and the frequency in which you get COVID.

02:34:54 Speaker_02
That could be a healthy user bias thing where you have a bunch of unhealthy people that are getting jabbed up as much as possible. and they were gonna get COVID anyway, but it certainly doesn't work.

02:35:07 Speaker_12
Everybody I know knows multiple people that got fucked up from the vaccine. You don't know anybody that got fucked up from the vaccine?

02:35:12 Speaker_02
I really don't. That doesn't mean anything. It's just anecdotal. It doesn't mean anything. I think people in Hollywood keep their fucking mouth shut. Me too. They don't get kicked out of the cold.

02:35:18 Speaker_10
Or you wouldn't know too, right? Like you wouldn't know if you got COVID.

02:35:20 Speaker_02
I know.

02:35:20 Speaker_10
COVID also fucks with your heart and things too. So you wouldn't know necessarily. You don't think COVID was just the flu? No, I think it was about twice as bad as killing a lot of old people and heavy people. And the flu did the flu do that?

02:35:36 Speaker_02
No, it was worse than the flu. It was worse than the flu. My friend who's a doctor said to me, he goes, I'd estimate is about 50% worse than the regular, a bad flu. It was all bullshit. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit.

02:35:46 Speaker_02
They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit.

02:35:46 Speaker_10
It was all bullshit.

02:35:47 Speaker_02
They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu.

02:35:52 Speaker_02
It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu.

02:35:56 Speaker_12
It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit.

02:36:01 Speaker_12
They hijacked the flu. It was all bullshit. They hijacked the flu.

02:36:03 Speaker_10
It was all bullshit.

02:36:03 Speaker_13
Here it is, boys. First defense of the title.

02:36:05 Speaker_10
That's how they do it. I think the bottom line is it was handled incorrectly.

02:36:08 Speaker_02
That's definitely not the bottom line. It was fucking made in a lab. Handled incorrectly. There's a lot of bottom lines. It was actually funded by the NIH.

02:36:16 Speaker_10
The crisis was handled incorrectly, right?

02:36:19 Speaker_02
Well, it wasn't just handled incorrectly. It was the greatest distribution of wealth that the fucking world has ever seen.

02:36:23 Speaker_12
It was on purpose. There was no incorrect shit. They knew exactly what they did.

02:36:29 Speaker_02
Speaking of corrupt bullshit, do you see Elon Musk might buy CNN? That would be hilarious. Guess what, boys? I'm going to be on CNN. When? Can you imagine? I'll ask him for a job. Yeah. He'll hook me up. Can I be a field journalist? Who's that?

02:36:45 Speaker_02
That's Ilya's wife. Damn. Damn. I'll do the JRE Weekly Report. Dude, here we go. We talk about the actual Is Max drawn was this too much of a cut for him? That's what I want to say Well, he hasn't cut in a couple years.

02:37:19 Speaker_02
Yeah, it's a big fucking, it's a big weight drop. But he has a really good nutritionist.

02:37:22 Speaker_10
Oh look, he's offering it to him. He's like, come sit down, let's go. Nah, don't stand there, fuck that. That's it, like the bull, the matador, come on.

02:37:28 Speaker_02
Because Ilya said he was going to do that in the beginning. He was going to point to the ground. He's like, yo, bro. He goes, this is not the DMF, the dumbest motherfucker.

02:37:36 Speaker_10
Who said that?

02:37:37 Speaker_02
Max. There you go. Ilya's a confident dude, so he rubs people the wrong way. But you've got to be pretty fucking arrogant to get to his level. Oh, yeah, man. This is an interesting fight. Max is a real good tactician. How about the shorts?

02:37:50 Speaker_02
Both custom shorts. Nice.

02:37:52 Speaker_10
Max got the booster, too.

02:37:54 Speaker_02
No he didn't. Front kick to the body, high kick. No UFC fighter got the best kick.

02:38:00 Speaker_10
Were they not allowed? Did they have to?

02:38:03 Speaker_02
Lionheart did. He suffered blood clots from it. Anthony Smith talked about it. He thinks he lost a family member to it too. My mom got blood clots from it. Oh, low kick. Max looks good. Staying on the outside, using the reach.

02:38:17 Speaker_10
The controversial thing about the... Oh, nice uppercut. Foodborne illness, because people who are... I think they might have collided heads.

02:38:24 Speaker_02
What?

02:38:24 Speaker_10
That's the controversial thing.

02:38:26 Speaker_02
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Tapoya caught him.

02:38:29 Speaker_10
I didn't hear you Brian. I said I said some people would call it a food-borne illness because if you were obese Kovac killed you, right?

02:38:38 Speaker_02
Yeah, that's not what they would call food-borne illness. I'm just saying What you're gonna get some grappling here bro, that's his bread-and-butter right I still forgot very nice.

02:38:51 Speaker_10
He's been studying with Jemima

02:38:54 Speaker_02
He's from Georgia.

02:38:55 Speaker_10
He's from Georgia originally, right?

02:38:57 Speaker_02
He was born in Georgia but grew up in Spain. Okay. After that fucking fight, man. I can't believe Homza did that. He's so good. Oh, Whitaker dislocated his jaw. Oh, Jesus. That's what it was. Yeah, they confirmed that he dislocated his jaw.

02:39:11 Speaker_12
Oh, that makes sense.

02:39:12 Speaker_10
With the choke. Yes. How do they put that back in?

02:39:16 Speaker_12
Or maybe it was already dislocated and then when he put the choke in he was like, that's what I did.

02:39:20 Speaker_10
He could have caught him. Dude, Chapoya's such a good boxer. Shit.

02:39:24 Speaker_02
He's so lethal too.

02:39:25 Speaker_10
Oh my God.

02:39:27 Speaker_02
That dude has no wasted movement. Those punches come so clean. And everything's heavy, too. Everything's heavy. Max is more of a volume guy.

02:39:34 Speaker_10
He throws his whole body in that, man.

02:39:36 Speaker_02
Oh, nice low kick.

02:39:36 Speaker_10
If Max makes one mistake, it's a problem. Heavy low kick. Fuck. Can I change my pose?

02:39:41 Speaker_02
No, you don't want to do that. Guys. How much is it?

02:39:43 Speaker_10
A hundred bucks?

02:39:44 Speaker_02
A hundred bucks?

02:39:45 Speaker_10
Yeah, let me just beat two guys.

02:39:46 Speaker_02
No, no, no. Don't do that.

02:39:47 Speaker_10
You can't do that. Guys, you're coming down on me, man.

02:39:49 Speaker_02
You know what you should do is you get on one of them apps that lets you bet during the fight. You know guys go up and go you can bet like from the second round on. Oh shit. No no get out of it Get out of it.

02:40:00 Speaker_10
It'll be a good way to make money man. Max don't let him get you.

02:40:03 Speaker_02
It's not weak Brian. It's a smart way to make money when you know for a fact someone's teed up. Yeah guys do it all the time. And you get a three to one on the money. Dude he's free money.

02:40:10 Speaker_10
Chomping his leg dude. Free money. Yeah, you're right. He's chopping his leg.

02:40:14 Speaker_02
Brian, do you feel like you'd be better on companion with Don Lemon and Amsterdam? Do you feel like you fit more in with them? Do you feel like an outcast?

02:40:26 Speaker_10
Guys, I'm just asking questions about my friends in private. I'm just asking about the COVID vaccine.

02:40:32 Speaker_02
I just feel like you'd fit in with them better.

02:40:33 Speaker_10
There's a big control group. I'm just wondering.

02:40:35 Speaker_12
You should get some boosters, Todd.

02:40:42 Speaker_02
I went to see Beetlejuice and I went to see Beetlejuice and in the middle of the fucking previews.

02:40:47 Speaker_12
Beetlejuice from Howard Stern? No, the movie.

02:40:50 Speaker_02
Beetlejuice 2. Beetlejuice 2, the new one. It was great. It was great. It was good? Yeah. Tim Burton. Was it woke? No, no, no. It was fun. It was fun. It was really good. But the point is they have a, what's that guy's name? John Legend.

02:41:01 Speaker_02
He does a fucking COVID commercial. Yeah. He shows his band-aids playing piano. Nothing gay. Yeah, there's nothing gay. He was at a ditty party.

02:41:10 Speaker_12
If you're doing COVID vaccine commercials, you partied. Oh, you want that money.

02:41:18 Speaker_02
Or you just trusted the cover, right? Didn't they say that they paid Travis Kelty, like, $20 million? Yeah, I was making fun of him. Oh, oh, oh!

02:41:24 Speaker_10
Max just answered back.

02:41:25 Speaker_02
I'm back on the Max train. Fuck you guys.

02:41:28 Speaker_10
Let's go, Max. Dude, I told you.

02:41:30 Speaker_02
Max is good.

02:41:31 Speaker_10
You guys sleep on Holloway, both you guys. You fucking don't know anything. This guy, look at that.

02:41:34 Speaker_02
He's got a good reach, man. That reach advantage is nice.

02:41:37 Speaker_10
He's Max Halloway. He's blessed.

02:41:39 Speaker_02
He's got a little bit of blood coming out of his nose.

02:41:41 Speaker_10
It's all right. It's all right. He's been here before.

02:41:42 Speaker_02
Yeah, Topia's nose is pretty red, too. Look at that. Look at this. That's a nice jab. Look at this. Oh, good hook. Look at this. Oh, nice. Oh. Look at this.

02:41:48 Speaker_10
Yeah, everybody wants to sleep on Max. Unbelievable. Put respect on his name.

02:41:52 Speaker_02
He's still Max Halloway, bro.

02:41:53 Speaker_10
And by the way, he stands right in the middle of the—you're not getting him against the

02:41:57 Speaker_02
Not just that is also the five-round thing. Yep, right max has been to these wars with Volkanovsky. Oh max doesn't fight Where's that fucking app Is to pour you a black belt, yes, I want to see that that drop that's a good question. Oh

02:42:22 Speaker_10
Okay.

02:42:22 Speaker_02
Oh, that's good. I thought they were standing them up. Holy fuck. Let's see. So don't you think they should start right back where they just ended? I get your argument, but no. That's a good question. I don't like it. It's one fight. It's not five fights.

02:42:36 Speaker_02
Max didn't stand up. He stood up. But it's three rounds. So you restart the round.

02:42:40 Speaker_10
Five. It's a good question. Five rounds. It's fair.

02:42:43 Speaker_02
There it is. Jorge and Augustin Clement.

02:42:48 Speaker_10
What is that, Jorge?

02:42:48 Speaker_02
Spanish shit.

02:42:49 Speaker_11
Okay.

02:42:50 Speaker_02
Okay.

02:42:51 Speaker_10
Now let's see some of this highlight stuff.

02:42:53 Speaker_02
I want to see that left hook. Me too. There's a shot.

02:42:56 Speaker_10
Took him down, right?

02:42:57 Speaker_02
There you go. Yep. Boom.

02:42:58 Speaker_10
Now that counts straight up as a takedown, yeah? Oh yeah, 100%. Boom. A grazing shot there.

02:43:04 Speaker_02
That was a good left hook that dropped. That was a hard low kick.

02:43:08 Speaker_10
Look at this.

02:43:09 Speaker_02
Oh, good elbow. Evan gets clipped.

02:43:11 Speaker_10
Maxwell, answer back. Oh, he slipped. Oh, he just slipped. It's not a knockdown. Will they call that a knockdown?

02:43:16 Speaker_02
No.

02:43:17 Speaker_10
It's a takedown.

02:43:18 Speaker_02
It's a takedown. Oh, he slipped. Well, that's better because I thought he got rocked. Me too.

02:43:23 Speaker_12
But takedown counts as a knockdown a little bit.

02:43:26 Speaker_02
You're not allowed IVs, right? At the end of a round? It's something. He's still on his back. It means a lot. He certainly won the round.

02:43:31 Speaker_10
Are you allowed IVs in Saudi Arabia?

02:43:33 Speaker_02
No.

02:43:33 Speaker_10
Nowhere in the UFC.

02:43:35 Speaker_02
I think that's stupid. Well, you can mask steroids, unfortunately.

02:43:40 Speaker_02
Yeah, you could flush it out of your system, and then you take a Urine test it does all that news about market Jeff get one man all that leaked shit Yeah, but that wasn't real there's photos of him for that.

02:43:51 Speaker_02
Yeah, that was not what that was dude This is going to be they were claiming that they knew the lady who gave it to him Yeah, I heard from what I talked to the UFC guys. That was bullshit.

02:44:01 Speaker_02
They could be wrong I don't know fake news, but what I heard from the inside was that it was bullshit. He had that bruise Like if someone squeezes your fucking arm, you can get a bruise there too. It looks a lot like an injection. Yeah.

02:44:16 Speaker_10
Dude.

02:44:17 Speaker_02
So who knows? But I think they should be able to do it. It's healthier. I don't think they should cut weight, but that's another story. You boys are just trying to change the UFC entirely. I am. I'm trying to get rid of the cage.

02:44:27 Speaker_10
What would you limit to, Joe? Get rid of the cage.

02:44:29 Speaker_12
No cage, no gloves, and restart in between rounds.

02:44:33 Speaker_02
Why have gloves on your hands, but you don't have anything on your elbows and your shins? Exactly. That's crazy. Because they've got to grapple. Common sense. Common sense. They've got to grapple. Your knees. No, just keep it the way it is.

02:44:42 Speaker_02
It's fucking great. Oh, beautiful low kick. Illya's got a heavy low kick. Oh, one, two.

02:44:47 Speaker_12
Keep the fluoride in the water, too. Oh, left hook! Left hook by Illya.

02:44:51 Speaker_10
Keep the fluoride in the water and keep the UFC the way it is.

02:44:53 Speaker_12
Bro, Illya. Keep them boosters coming in?

02:44:56 Speaker_10
Are you for boosters? I don't know anything about them! You love boosters! No, I just know that my parents are 85 and— They love them.

02:45:03 Speaker_13
Just shut the fuck up. Right hand. Right hand by Illya. Huh? Oh, another heavy low kick.

02:45:10 Speaker_02
Oh, he's walked into a jab. It's the differences in the firepower. When Ilya hits him, it's fucking dangerous. Every shot is like a thudding shot. Although over five rounds. Oh, yeah, man. Listen, the thing about Max is he can keep this going.

02:45:23 Speaker_02
Conserves his energy. Well, he's a champion. He knows how to really fight a war in five rounds and have enough gas to sprint at the end. He knows where he's at. Oh, he got stomped. He got stung, that left hook, that left hook was hard.

02:45:36 Speaker_02
Oh man, it's gonna be tough on Max Domenico. He's getting that leg chopped up. Till Pierre's getting his timing. Max is not getting a good jab. Oh, he hit with a right hand. Also, Max isn't getting his respect. So he's sitting down on shit now.

02:45:49 Speaker_02
Well, I think Max is a little hurt right now. They're getting surreal. It's not affecting Topirio though. Topirio's down to exchange. He's still in there, man. He's still in there. The thing is it's like Max has been hurt for sure.

02:46:02 Speaker_02
So he's fighting a little bit hurt here. Oh, another one. Damn, damn.

02:46:06 Speaker_10
Oh, it's too good.

02:46:08 Speaker_02
No, it's just damn. He's so he felt this power. All right, let's ride boxer.

02:46:12 Speaker_10
He's such a good box.

02:46:13 Speaker_02
So crisp.

02:46:14 Speaker_10
Yes, but he's getting caught. He just got caught again to pray. It's got caught again.

02:46:17 Speaker_02
Hey, man, this is still a fight fucking fight and it's Max Holloway. He finds a way.

02:46:22 Speaker_10
There's a good left 40 40 to 40 to 27 headshots for in favor of Max. That's

02:46:27 Speaker_02
Because he's touching him. But significant strikes. The difference is the impact of the other shots. You can't really count. You look at the momentum of a fight, and Max is grazing him, he's hitting him with shots.

02:46:39 Speaker_02
But you can't dictate the guy winning based on volume. When Teporia's hitting him, he's hurting him. But Max is mixing it up well. I like how he's throwing these kicks in now. But this has been grueling.

02:46:51 Speaker_10
Two great fighters, my god.

02:46:54 Speaker_02
This is the top of the heap, man.

02:46:55 Speaker_10
Fighting at his best.

02:46:57 Speaker_02
This is such a good division. Shuttle. I wonder if Max is going to feel less good at 45 here as he did at 55.

02:47:03 Speaker_10
You mean because he's more drained?

02:47:04 Speaker_02
Yeah, I wonder. I wonder if it's having an impact.

02:47:06 Speaker_10
Especially at his age.

02:47:09 Speaker_02
But in fight years, he's 77. I wonder if it's having an impact. Look at this! Ooh, nice one, too.

02:47:14 Speaker_10
Dude, god, that hurts.

02:47:15 Speaker_02
Nice jab.

02:47:16 Speaker_10
Look at this.

02:47:18 Speaker_02
See this is my, oh fuck. God he was going for broke. Ilya comes in though, they're terrifying. One of those things clips you, it's la la land. One minute to go, here we go. That stomp to the thigh is good. Ilya just has to get Max going backwards.

02:47:37 Speaker_10
It's tough to do. Benson Henderson would punch you in the thigh. Remember that?

02:47:41 Speaker_02
He's the first calf kicker.

02:47:42 Speaker_10
God, was he?

02:47:43 Speaker_02
Yeah, Benson Henderson was the first guy that was kicking the shit out of people's calves.

02:47:46 Speaker_10
Were calf kicks normal in Muay Thai? No.

02:47:48 Speaker_02
They weren't, right? I never saw them.

02:47:50 Speaker_10
They're using them more now because of MMA. That's so interesting.

02:47:53 Speaker_02
You don't see the knee stomp as much anymore. I mean, I guess John hasn't been active, but you don't see it as much. Look at this. Look at this. Well, Khalil.

02:47:59 Speaker_10
Oh, Christ, that's got to hurt.

02:48:00 Speaker_02
Khalil Rountree had the scariest against Modestos.

02:48:03 Speaker_10
God, he's max. I just did one max is taking a punishment in his fucking leg though.

02:48:07 Speaker_02
He's not checking that left leg. That's beat up Oh, oh right hand.

02:48:12 Speaker_10
That was a good right hand Jesus christ I'd rather get the vaccine guys. Am I right? I think you already did eddie man.

02:48:20 Speaker_02
Eddie doesn't feel like I think you got it just to stay with your agency or something I didn't get anything

02:48:27 Speaker_12
I'm shocked you didn't get anything. I would guess and say, what do you think Brian Callen got? I would say he got all the boosters. You think I'm status quo? Totally.

02:48:38 Speaker_02
The thing is, he got COVID before there was a vaccine.

02:48:40 Speaker_10
I will listen. I'm more apt to listen to a doctor, though, typically, right? Than us? Than Eddie Bravo? Wow.

02:48:46 Speaker_02
You piece of shit. Wow.

02:48:48 Speaker_12
You're a bad friend. Do you know how many hours I spent on YouTube, Tom?

02:48:50 Speaker_02
You don't even know.

02:48:51 Speaker_12
You don't even know.

02:48:53 Speaker_02
You went to YouTube University. Basically a PhD.

02:48:56 Speaker_10
I went to Roku University. You have talked to a lot of scientists, Joe.

02:49:00 Speaker_13
I definitely have.

02:49:01 Speaker_10
A lot. So, you know, I check in with you.

02:49:04 Speaker_02
Yeah, I've talked to the guy who invented mRNA technology. Nine patents. No, I listened to that. That guy, if you listen to that guy, the guy who invented it, you're like, oh, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor.

02:49:14 Speaker_02
The guy who invented it, but you're still coming at me with, oh, you don't know shit. But Dr. Malone and... Dr. Malone had a terrible cardiac event after the vaccine. Really? And that's when he went bad on it. I listened to his book.

02:49:28 Speaker_02
But no, you keep reading... But you're not a doctor. You keep reading that. You're not a doctor.

02:49:34 Speaker_12
He had Malone on twice. No, I had him on once. And the other guy, what's the other guy's name? Peter McCullough. He doesn't matter?

02:49:43 Speaker_10
No, he matters. But Eddie, you're not a doctor. No, I'm with you. I'm with you. No, you're not. Round three. Here we go. I just like to ask questions.

02:49:50 Speaker_12
On the streets, you'd be dead.

02:49:53 Speaker_02
You'd be dead on the streets. They call him street smart in jail. Whenever he gets on the streets, I think, dude, but you're not a doctor.

02:50:02 Speaker_10
But you know, isn't it funny how we're all in an echo chamber in our own way? Like Eddie's like, how is anybody believable? A lot of people, most people believe in the vaccine.

02:50:09 Speaker_02
Oh my God. I disagree with that. That's what I'm saying. Guys, guys, guys, shut the fuck up about the vaccines. Let's watch the fight. Let's watch the fight. Let's watch the fight. This is boring. Yeah, this is a great fight. It is. Sorry guys.

02:50:22 Speaker_02
This fight is too good. The thing is, like, Max just doesn't have the pop at 45. I think that even he does at 55.

02:50:29 Speaker_09
That's why I want him at 55. Volume, though. Volume.

02:50:32 Speaker_02
But I don't know if they're going to give him a title shot. Well, I think these guys that drain themselves, like, there's a point of diminishing returns. Look at this. Nice right hand. He's catching him. He's still a warrior, man. Oh, he's a warrior.

02:50:42 Speaker_02
That stomp to the thigh is legit. Damn.

02:50:43 Speaker_12
All that shit that Brendan said people don't do. I know. He's doing like a motherfucker, you know?

02:50:48 Speaker_02
And he's doing it well. John Jones. He's leaping in. Yep. I think he's coming around this third round. Oh, shit. Oh my goodness, he's getting rocked.

02:50:59 Speaker_09
Oh, that body shot. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

02:51:02 Speaker_12
Dude, DePore throwing some heat.

02:51:04 Speaker_09
Max will not let you pin him against the cage.

02:51:06 Speaker_12
And I like how he gets him hurt and goes to the body. He's Spanish. What is he against? Yeah, Georgian, but grew up in Spain.

02:51:12 Speaker_08
Oh, he dropped him with a left hook. That's it. Oh, Jesus.

02:51:16 Speaker_02
Oh, he's out.

02:51:16 Speaker_08
That's it.

02:51:17 Speaker_02
Oh my goodness. He's a bad motherfucker. He's a bad motherfucker. Georgian from Russia? Are you talking about Russia? That's the first fucking time. So he's Russian, but he grew up in Spain. Bro, the first guy to put away Max Holloway. Yo, he's on his back.

02:51:31 Speaker_02
That's how it ends.

02:51:32 Speaker_13
That's how it ends. He hits too hard. That's how good that guy is. Fuck. That's how good that guy is.

02:51:38 Speaker_12
That's 45. I'll tell you what. That's 45. The fraud meter. They're not supposed to be that much power at 45. I think it happens at 55.

02:51:43 Speaker_02
The fraud meter's gone cold. Bro, that guy is so legit.

02:51:48 Speaker_10
I think it happens even at 55.

02:51:49 Speaker_02
To do that to Max? Wait, you think what happens at 55?

02:51:52 Speaker_10
I think that same thing happens to Max at 55.

02:51:53 Speaker_02
Well, I wonder if Max is like significantly drained at 55.

02:51:56 Speaker_10
You think Tepora could go up to 55?

02:51:58 Speaker_02
Who's the champion right now?

02:52:00 Speaker_10
He's gonna have trouble.

02:52:01 Speaker_02
Oh you think he wants to Know no Ilya's been 45 his whole career except the Jai Herbert fight took that on short notice and knocked out Jai Herbert Yes, he is a beast man.

02:52:13 Speaker_02
He's the he's the fucking 100% real deal He says he's gonna win this one and then go to 55, but I said that yeah, but he's perfect for 45. Oh He's perfect. He's built for 45. These guys want to jump around.

02:52:23 Speaker_12
Would you like to see him against Islam?

02:52:25 Speaker_02
I mean, that would be amazing. That's the super fight. 100% it'd be amazing. The guy's a beast.

02:52:30 Speaker_12
That's a $100 million fight right there.

02:52:31 Speaker_02
He's so fucking good, man. He's kissing Steve Harvey. Unbelievable.

02:52:35 Speaker_12
Steve Harvey's like, I'm here. I mean, he's doing comedy and shit.

02:52:38 Speaker_02
Steve Harvey had no idea who that guy was.

02:52:40 Speaker_12
He's doing comedy in front of Muslims. This is crazy, man.

02:52:44 Speaker_10
Man, this is the first time for Max. Wow. No shame. He was doing great, but fuck.

02:52:49 Speaker_12
Off the top of your head, what kind of like hack jokes can you tell in front of like a Muslim crowd? If you're Steve Harvey, do you have anything? You got something?

02:52:59 Speaker_12
Oh, what did the guy, three guys walk into a bar, a Muslim, a Jew, and a, like something, you gotta have something. Schultz did stand up and said he crashed. Like what would you do? If you got thrown onto the stage, would you do your Scottish shit?

02:53:15 Speaker_12
Do your Scottish shit. Did he recover from that?

02:53:18 Speaker_02
No. That's really impossible.

02:53:38 Speaker_12
This was later?

02:53:39 Speaker_13
Yeah, look at this.

02:53:40 Speaker_02
Oh, Jesus. Oh, damn. That left hook was ferocious. That was it. That was it. This is it. Look at this impact. Oh, shit.

02:53:49 Speaker_10
He does that to everybody.

02:53:50 Speaker_12
His left hook is fucking- He does it to everybody. How many left hook KOs has he had?

02:53:54 Speaker_02
Oh, he has right hand KOs, too. Jai Herbert was a right hand. Volkanovsky was a right hand.

02:53:58 Speaker_12
The left hook's so hot right now.

02:53:59 Speaker_02
That's Alex Pierre, too. They're both so good.

02:54:02 Speaker_12
And then it was just hammer fist right there.

02:54:04 Speaker_02
His boxing is fucking ferocious.

02:54:05 Speaker_12
I think his boxing's the best in the industry.

02:54:06 Speaker_02
Holy shit. I think he literally is the best boxer in the UFC.

02:54:10 Speaker_12
And you would know.

02:54:10 Speaker_02
Look at those hammer fists.

02:54:13 Speaker_12
Tabori is a beast, man. The left hook, you were showing me in the... I was talking about how I never had a left hook ever. I had zero power with my left hook. And I had this bag, this water, heavy bag in front of my house that I would hit once a day.

02:54:27 Speaker_12
I go, I'm gonna develop a left hook. And then he showed me some technique.

02:54:31 Speaker_10
Opened you up a little bit, right? Opened your whole world. Dude, he showed me some shit.

02:54:36 Speaker_12
He showed me the hip rotation.

02:54:38 Speaker_10
It's all in the hips, Bubba. It's all in the hips. I don't teach a lot of people that. You got to take my workshop. I'm very, very, I'm very restrictive in who I teach that to. You've earned it. You've earned it. And I give that to you.

02:54:50 Speaker_10
It's my gift, but Joe's not going to learn it.

02:54:54 Speaker_12
Can you explain the details of the left hook and the Scottish accent?

02:54:59 Speaker_10
I work for my root chakra. My root chakra. And my tent. Don't you know that?

02:55:10 Speaker_05
That's what I do.

02:55:11 Speaker_10
I take a small centipede step and you will drop. Ilya Taboria is my student.

02:55:18 Speaker_03
He learned in Scotland and I taught him. I took a small step, Ilya. Good boy, good. Great job. Max is going to take a real head in. You're the best student I have me know. How do you feel?

02:55:37 Speaker_10
Go back up to 55 I Would say go back up to 55 Joe, you know, I do with him. You know, I do Conor McGregor.

02:55:43 Speaker_13
Oh You'll knock Conor out now 55 or what? I think Conor must have played at 70

02:56:00 Speaker_10
All right Cormier's Cormier's pimp suit is beautiful.

02:56:04 Speaker_12
He looks like Steve Harvey fucking Was that pink technically or maroon? That's a burgundy.

02:56:11 Speaker_01
That's a burgundy.

02:56:12 Speaker_12
Let's hear who he calls out Oh, you know how much confidence you have to have to wear a pink suit.

02:56:18 Speaker_02
He just called out Mike Tyson guys No, he said good things about max. He was talking about Mike Tyson at the CPI I At the what? The Cellular Performance Institute down in Tijuana, where you saw him. Oh, shit. Cellular Performance Institute.

02:56:29 Speaker_02
You're going to my one. You like that one. I like it.

02:56:30 Speaker_10
I'm going to be a small portion of the assembly you have been for me for the new generation. So all the credits to Max Oliver.

02:56:42 Speaker_13
All the credits to Max Oliver.

02:56:42 Speaker_10
It is a new generation.

02:56:44 Speaker_13
Yeah.

02:56:45 Speaker_10
By the way, he's only two years younger than Max.

02:56:47 Speaker_02
Yeah, but this is the new generation, man. Max has been fighting since he was 18. That's right.

02:56:52 Speaker_10
Younger than I am.

02:56:54 Speaker_02
In UFC, bud. Oh my goodness.

02:56:59 Speaker_10
I don't like seeing that. I don't like seeing that.

02:57:01 Speaker_02
This left hook is nasty. Misses, misses, then CHUNK! Hands down, too. Oh, so much power. You think it's the tattoo on his back, Brian? What's that, buddy? The tattoo on his back. You think that contributes to his power?

02:57:15 Speaker_10
I do. Is it low enough to be considered a tramp stamp?

02:57:17 Speaker_02
No, it goes all the way up to the top.

02:57:18 Speaker_10
It goes all the way down to his crack, but that is, that is, that represents the double helix.

02:57:24 Speaker_02
Right. Life, life, and all the chakras and shit, right?

02:57:28 Speaker_10
Well, it's when your chakras are aligned.

02:57:29 Speaker_02
Oh, and he wants to get more drunk.

02:57:30 Speaker_10
You like this one? Not even good stuff. Fucking love this one.

02:57:33 Speaker_02
That's hilarious.

02:57:34 Speaker_10
Just don't give any tequila pasta robles. And it's the it's like wine.

02:57:38 Speaker_02
Tomahawk is out. But most of the wine. He made it dude.

02:57:44 Speaker_10
This is food out of water.

02:57:45 Speaker_02
This is 11 years old. 11 years old. Here. The thing is, all wine gets made out of water.

02:57:51 Speaker_12
Can you imagine when Jesus did that? What's that?

02:57:56 Speaker_02
Volkanovski? Uh-oh. Damn. He's like, yo. They're going to do it again. Volkanovski's probably like, whoo. Let's do it again. Slow down. Yeah, yeah. Can't we party first and just hang out and be friends? Yeah, we'll do it in Spain. That'd be fun.

02:58:15 Speaker_10
They're both class acts though.

02:58:17 Speaker_02
Yeah, no 100% Man, so what do you do with Lopez?

02:58:23 Speaker_10
Can I just say one more fight one more fight say one thing Daniel Cormier was a heavyweight and he's a little taller than Taboria That's why Daniel Cormier is one of the most impressive

02:58:32 Speaker_13
You probably could have fought 85 if he was one of those crazy dudes.

02:58:36 Speaker_12
If he shredded down he could have been 55.

02:58:38 Speaker_02
No.

02:58:39 Speaker_10
Dude. He fought at heavyweight.

02:58:41 Speaker_12
If he lost all that shit, he's 5'10".

02:58:43 Speaker_10
Do you know how thick he is? No, he's 5'9". You know how thick he is? 5'9", exactly.

02:58:47 Speaker_12
If he shredded up? No, dude. Remember who was that guy from Canada? He's built different. He would die if he got to 55. Do you remember the guy from Canada who's like 145 shredded?

02:59:00 Speaker_12
You see what did he do tell me what he's like like maybe 10 10 15 years of harmony Harmonic no no In that era wait a guy there was another guy wait you're saying he sucked a lot of what was his name Wait big hands big Canada Sam Stout.

02:59:21 Speaker_12
Yes, Sam Stout watch a Sam Stout fucking way in dude He looks like fucking like an alien. So does Conor McGregor at 45 or 40? Definitely You know everybody I guess did you see that?

02:59:31 Speaker_08
What is Max saying? What's Max saying?

02:59:44 Speaker_02
I don't think I'll see you again. I'll see you again, my friend, he said. Hey, did you hear about that girl in PFL was weight cutting and she's been in a coma? I did hear about that. What happened with that sucks. How much does she want? I don't know.

02:59:58 Speaker_02
She's been in a coma. I think she's doing better, but I don't know. Fuck. The weight cutting is so dangerous and so unnecessary.

03:00:06 Speaker_10
Didn't Khabib end up in the hospital?

03:00:08 Speaker_02
I don't believe so. Yeah, he did when he was going to fight Tony Ferguson. Really? For a kidney failure. That's right. Bro, that's so crazy. Damn. Brandon's an encyclopedia of things, motherfucker.

03:00:18 Speaker_02
Yeah, it's almost like we're throwing him softballs just to see. Like, I want to, like, Khabib, you're probably studying two hours a night. How many days do I have?

03:00:28 Speaker_12
God damn.

03:00:29 Speaker_10
I'm gonna I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you I'm gonna You see those glasses that you can wear and they like you they have facial recognition Technology so you can look at a stranger. Uh-huh. It'll start scrolling everything about them.

03:00:42 Speaker_10
I don't want that Stranger yeah picks up their face and it goes.

03:00:47 Speaker_12
Oh this guy's this you get their credits go for a Google search to find their home address and you know the difference between virtual reality and augmented reality

03:00:57 Speaker_12
Augmented reality as you put the glass so you could put those fucking meta goggles on and you can be in a different dimension you could be fucking fighting zombies in a desert or You could put the glasses on and you see everything in the room, but then other shit pops up Pokemon's shit.

03:01:14 Speaker_12
Yeah Dude, there's there's a company called an app called soapbox Dude, it's you put these glasses on and you could have like Metallica Jamming in your fucking room.

03:01:28 Speaker_12
Mm-hmm, and it's like you see everybody here, but then James Hetfield is right here playing guitar It's crazy That's coming no, that's good reality is you see everything but new shit pops up.

03:01:44 Speaker_02
You know what you could do that for? You could do that like the same way the Ties use play sparring. You could spar without getting hurt. You would need to do real sparring too, but it probably could help you.

03:01:55 Speaker_02
They have something similar in football, but in baseball too, what they have now is The pictures where it's the virtual reality and he does the whole wind up and it comes because you want the they need hand recognition They need to see the release.

03:02:07 Speaker_02
So they have the technology now where the release comes out and then the machine shoots it out Oh, yeah, I've seen this this giant screen you got to get the feed for this for the fly companion I know right What it is is they they go to see it and they're in front of a hundred foot screen

03:02:28 Speaker_02
You're standing like literally on the edge of the octagon watching it way bigger than we're watching.

03:02:33 Speaker_07
This is what happens in the meta headsets. You can do this with headsets on, but this is physical.

03:02:37 Speaker_02
This is in real life. Crazy, right? But there's a place in Los Angeles, Jamie, that's way better than this.

03:02:43 Speaker_07
Well, this is the first one. This is the same.

03:02:46 Speaker_02
Okay, same company.

03:02:47 Speaker_07
I was just trying to find the UFC.

03:02:48 Speaker_02
Oh, maybe it's just a different video, but they had one of the Yuri Prohaska versus Pereira fight and It's bananas like you're watching this enormous screen and they're serving drinks and it's better than being there live It's already killed me because you also can get commentary.

03:03:05 Speaker_10
It's already killed him.

03:03:05 Speaker_07
Where is this? Oh So they have one in Dallas, I think. They have one in maybe in LA. That's better. I think it's in LA, right. Yeah. It's called Cosmos.

03:03:13 Speaker_02
This is the sphere. So look at the screen. So look how this is. Look how big the fucking screen is. So you're right there, basically. You're better than there.

03:03:19 Speaker_07
Yeah, they have a different feed than you can get on TV.

03:03:21 Speaker_12
Yo, that sphere? I went to the UFC at the sphere? Oh my god. Have you ever done that? You went to a meeting? Yeah.

03:03:28 Speaker_02
Yo, dude. I was there. I did commentary. You were there? At the sphere for the UFC? Wait, what do you mean you were there? I was there in the audience.

03:03:35 Speaker_12
UFC Noches? How come you didn't fucking tell me? I went with the CPI guys. Oh. And dude, he asked if you were there. I was working. Yeah, you were busy. Joe Rogan was there. Joe Rogan was there. He was so goddamn busy.

03:03:50 Speaker_12
I didn't even know he was one of my best friends. I wasn't planning on going. I got invited last minute. I got picked up in a private jet. I'm like, how am I going to say no? So, dude, that Sphere shit. Amazing. It's fucking insane.

03:04:06 Speaker_12
I was thinking there's no way you can go back to regular UFCs after this live. Have you done the Spirit thing? It's insane. It's fucking crazy.

03:04:19 Speaker_02
It's so much money though. It's too much money. I'd rather have better cards than the A-Pit. How was it? What'd you think? Oh, that's right. You didn't like it. That was your official. Yeah, I loved it. It was insane. It was an incredible experience.

03:04:29 Speaker_02
For the fans. Do you think it'd be a repeatable thing? It was incredible. Look at that. That's what it looked like. It was incredible. Back it up a little bit, Jamie. Back it up a little bit. I was blown the fuck away. This is what it looks like. Yeah. Wow.

03:04:39 Speaker_02
It was crazy. It's amazing. But it's so much more expensive. That was like $20 million just to do it.

03:04:46 Speaker_12
They gotta make it cheaper, no big deal. And I think the fights are enough, though. If you need all that shit to get up for the fight, it's wild to me. If you could do it, nothing is too expensive.

03:04:55 Speaker_02
If you could do it, don't do it. It's business. This is what I think, once a year.

03:05:00 Speaker_10
Once a year.

03:05:00 Speaker_02
Once a year we do the sphere. Yes.

03:05:01 Speaker_12
We're getting to a point.

03:05:02 Speaker_02
But you do it July 4th, American Independence. Yeah. All that shit.

03:05:05 Speaker_12
All that shit, but you gotta keep doing it.

03:05:07 Speaker_02
I'll tell you what, though, the Mexican Independence Day was pretty fucking dope.

03:05:10 Speaker_12
Imagine American, and you have bone nickel. Look at this. What's gonna happen is there's gonna be a sphere in every major city, and it's gonna... It's never too expensive. I know but Eddie you're not you're not right.

03:05:26 Speaker_12
It's not no it is because you can't make money off the tickets you need Vegas for this because Vegas technology gets cheaper and cheaper and cheaper and cheaper You can get a fucking 90 fucking you go to Best Buy and get a 90-foot fucking screen for $200

03:05:43 Speaker_07
I think it's one they were supposed to make Start and they only made this one the next one.

03:05:47 Speaker_02
They're gonna make is way smaller, but you know you but you hold on Price goes you know so the spheres losing their ass. They're like in billions of dollars in debt. Yeah, do we know this no yes?

03:05:58 Speaker_12
Whether it's too expensive or not right now, whatever you're saying just just based on the experience I but just based on the experience. No, no, what I'm saying is the possibilities. Cause I didn't pay shit.

03:06:13 Speaker_12
I got free tickets and I thought it was the most amazing experience. I've been to 9,000 UFC shows and this one was the best by far.

03:06:21 Speaker_02
But you don't need it though.

03:06:23 Speaker_12
Like, wouldn't you rather just have a great fight card?

03:06:25 Speaker_10
You don't need it, but why not have it? We're getting to a point where anything you can imagine visually, you can have. It's too expensive. It's too much money.

03:06:34 Speaker_03
Saudis get the Saudis involved they were involved in this one those Riyadh season Riyadh season was partially sponsored when you're sitting in the fucking when you're watching all that It was so incredible that no chai thing with all the Mexicans you got a fucking forehead split open It was

03:07:03 Speaker_12
You see it so up close.

03:07:05 Speaker_02
They should have stopped that fight, huh? Yes. I think they should have stopped that fight. She was not going to stop. Irene Aldana is a beast. She's a monster. She was not going to stop. But that doesn't need to happen.

03:07:16 Speaker_10
But what do you think about that? Do you think they should stop fights when somebody's taking a huge... Well, it's that bad of a cut.

03:07:20 Speaker_02
That's a crazy cut, man. That cut was like six inches long on her forehead.

03:07:23 Speaker_12
They should allow... I think in between rounds they should allow them to sew that shit up. Yeah, you watch Rambo. Remember Rambo? Rambo did it.

03:07:32 Speaker_03
Rambo did it. I agree. I agree, dude. I agree.

03:07:38 Speaker_09
So let's sit up, baby.

03:07:40 Speaker_02
We got pay-per-views. Stay in the same position. You have one minute to sew it up. No gloves. No cage.

03:07:48 Speaker_03
And do all the fights at the Sphere.

03:07:50 Speaker_10
We have Cutman in the UFC.

03:07:51 Speaker_12
We should have Stitchman. And you do it yourself. If the money wasn't an issue and technology was like super cheap. You said money's no issue, bro. No, if money was no issue, the sphere is the answer. No. The sphere is the answer.

03:08:06 Speaker_03
It might be too much of a distraction. Yes. If you need that to be entertained by the best fighters in the world, you're a fucking moron.

03:08:13 Speaker_12
You're talking about, come on, dog. Were you on Mushrooms, Eddie, when you went there? I was not on Mushrooms.

03:08:18 Speaker_09
You don't have to be.

03:08:19 Speaker_04
It makes you feel like you're on Mushrooms.

03:08:20 Speaker_12
I did Mushrooms three times, and I had enough. The universe told me, you did enough, you see God, go live life.

03:08:27 Speaker_02
To make money, that's why U2 has to play there, or the Egos have to play there, like 20 nights in a row. You know what? You have the stick sphere to make money.

03:08:34 Speaker_12
You bagged on the sphere, and I see that you had to stick with that.

03:08:37 Speaker_02
I get it. I get it.

03:08:38 Speaker_12
Still don't make money.

03:08:39 Speaker_02
You don't stick with it. No, he has so much money. Technically he went out and just said Eddie, this fear was insane. Eddie, it costs $71 million operating loss in one quarter.

03:08:52 Speaker_12
Hey, the government gives NASA $19 billion a year.

03:08:56 Speaker_02
$19 billion a year to NASA? Yeah, but this isn't the government. This is just a place where you go to see concerts. Jesus Christ. $849 million.

03:09:03 Speaker_12
Why are you bringing NASA into this shit, bro? Dude, NASA gets $19 billion a year.

03:09:07 Speaker_02
Look, look, look, look. And we can't go to the sphere to watch a fight? Okay, stop, stop. It's not the same. You don't take tax money to make the sphere. Look at this.

03:09:13 Speaker_02
But look at this, it says Sphere Entertainment faces near-term debt pressures with $849.8 million coming due in October 24th, which is now. They owe a lot of money. The company is pursuing a workout with lenders to refinance the obligations.

03:09:27 Speaker_02
They're fucked, man. They're fucked. They're fucked. That's a lot of, that's almost a billion dollars in debt. No, I get it. I get it. Let's hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. I get it. Stop before you talk!

03:09:38 Speaker_02
There's an operating loss of 71 million dollars in the first quarter. So this is going to keep compounding quarter to quarter. That's almost 400 million dollars a year.

03:09:49 Speaker_12
I get it, but let me finish. It costs 500 billion dollars. The sphere costs 500 billion dollars. It costs 100 billion dollars, right? That's the ultimate shit. So we gotta figure out how to fucking pay for this, dawg.

03:10:04 Speaker_12
We gotta have every fighter going out on their Instagram fucking blowing it up.

03:10:08 Speaker_02
It's a DMT trip.

03:10:09 Speaker_12
It's rainforest cafe. Nothing is too expensive.

03:10:12 Speaker_02
No. One of the greatest moments in any event that I've ever seen is Kamaru Usman getting knocked out by Leon Edwards. He's losing five rounds in. You can't fucking believe it. It doesn't matter.

03:10:26 Speaker_02
It's like anywhere that that happens, a moment like that, you're like, Oh my god! You're talking about Jack Johnson. It doesn't get better. Okay, Mike Tyson.

03:10:34 Speaker_12
Mike Tyson.

03:10:35 Speaker_02
Mike Tyson knocking out Mitch Green. You're talking about Mike. Okay, we get it. Look at that. They posted a $201 million net loss on revenue of $1.03 billion.

03:10:39 Speaker_12
So they made a billion and they lost $200 million. That's nearly double the $573.8 million revenue number in the prior year.

03:10:57 Speaker_02
Okay, it's gonna fail. It's gonna fail. I've been saying this whole time. It's gonna get real cheap, and the Saudis are gonna buy it. Exactly.

03:11:07 Speaker_12
Technology is cheap. You can get a VCR right now for $3.

03:11:12 Speaker_07
But those Saudis... Those are actually really expensive. VCRs? VCRs are really expensive. I'm glad. VCRs are $3. But Joe...

03:11:27 Speaker_12
Technology goes down. Haven't you guys noticed that? You haven't noticed that technology keeps going down?

03:11:33 Speaker_02
And then you have vision. You're like, okay, technology goes down. We're gonna have spheres. That's it!

03:11:41 Speaker_12
Way more expensive than I would realistically I thought they'd be like 50 These Apple AR goggles so they were super light you could put them on you can watch a movie and like you watch Avatar Like it's on a hundred foot screen.

03:11:51 Speaker_02
I just can't see who's around me.

03:11:53 Speaker_12
So it makes me nervous

03:12:11 Speaker_02
No, you can see through it you can make it this size, and you can see your house other than that screen You know it's crazy to a wall you get pointed to a wall like this wall right here You could fill that wall up to your desired size with a screen and watch a film and not not only the desired size But on soapbox you whatever band you could see you could see you could have them you could put them right here Yeah, or you could put them

03:12:34 Speaker_12
Over there, way in the corner of the kitchen. Oh, with their backs.

03:12:38 Speaker_08
You could be behind them.

03:12:39 Speaker_12
Or you could go right here.

03:12:42 Speaker_08
It's crazy. No, no, seriously. You could put these VR characters wherever you want.

03:12:49 Speaker_10
You could sit right there. You have a good voice, by the way. That's a good Beyonce. I didn't know you could dance, dog. I did not know that. I didn't know that. Why? Because I'm moving from where? It's from your boxers.

03:12:59 Speaker_01
It's from your boxers.

03:13:00 Speaker_10
Where's your smelling salts?

03:13:02 Speaker_12
Dude, we gotta end with the smiling salts. Let's end with that. Let's end with that. We're gonna end with the smiling salts.

03:13:12 Speaker_10
Dude, what if we're, let me ask you this. What if this is a simulation?

03:13:16 Speaker_02
You keep extrapolating. Oh no. And I'm not gonna do it. They haven't been freshly opened. I'm gonna watch you guys do it. The freshly opened ones are definitely the best.

03:13:26 Speaker_12
Insane and the Membrane would be a good song for this one. Insane and the Cypress Hill. Oh, shit.

03:13:34 Speaker_09
You have to take a good deep breath. Oh, come on, man. Get that big deep nose. You gotta get in there with those. You gotta get in there with those.

03:13:42 Speaker_10
Oh, fuck. Get in here, guys. Here. Bring your hands here.

03:13:45 Speaker_09
Here. It's in the brain! It's in the membrane! It's in the brain!

03:13:53 Speaker_02
Eddie, you should go on that Hot Wings show. You should go on that Hot Wings show and talk about flat earth and aliens and devils. Oh, this is weak.

03:14:08 Speaker_12
I need a stronger one.

03:14:09 Speaker_02
Yeah, I could have smelled that all day.

03:14:11 Speaker_12
Okay, next. You got a real one? You know what? That last one wasn't that strong. Is that a new one?

03:14:17 Speaker_09
Yeah, it's a new one. That's the real deal! That's the strongest one right there. No, this one's stronger. Check it out. That one's stronger. When did she go down? When did she go down? Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain. It's good, guys.

03:15:01 Speaker_02
It's good. Oh! Yeah, that's stronger, right?

03:15:05 Speaker_12
That one's pretty strong.

03:15:07 Speaker_02
That's the strongest one.

03:15:08 Speaker_12
I'm getting used to it, though. We solved a lot of problems. I can hang with it.

03:15:14 Speaker_02
This is still one of my favorite scenes in any movie of all time.

03:15:18 Speaker_10
What's that?

03:15:19 Speaker_02
Oh, but he's seen a blade. That's where that song's from. That's Joey Diaz. With all the vampires. Joe, here's my question back to the fighting. With the Saudi money, how long are they going to keep investing because they're losing their ass?

03:15:31 Speaker_13
If you notice, nobody's- They don't give a fuck.

03:15:34 Speaker_02
Well, you know they're never coming back to America because they lost their ass on the Terrence Crawford fight, so they're not coming back here. They did lose it? Yeah. Well, do you know that they're in business with Dana White now? Okay.

03:15:43 Speaker_02
So this is what's going on. So Dana White and Riyadh Season are going to start promoting boxing.

03:15:50 Speaker_09
Which I think Dana and boxing is perfect.

03:15:51 Speaker_02
I can't tell you all the plans, but apparently His Excellency had a very difficult time with a lot of the boxing promoters. Didn't enjoy working with the boxing people.

03:16:01 Speaker_02
And essentially what he said to Dan is, like, how the fuck did you deal with these people? He's like, I was trying to tell you. And he's like, why don't we do something? And Dan's like, let's talk. And so that's what's happening right now.

03:16:12 Speaker_02
Now if that happens, you're going to have very similar things to what the Saudis are doing. The Saudis are just saying, I want to see this fight. What is it gonna cost? And they don't care if people are in the stands.

03:16:23 Speaker_02
Like Martin Boccoli, when he fought Jared Anderson. Jared Anderson's people were saying, do not take that fight. But Martin Boccoli, who's the most dangerous fucking guy in the heavyweight division that nobody knows about. Do you know that guy? No.

03:16:35 Speaker_02
From the Congo? I don't know anything about him. Martin Boccoli's fucking terrifying.

03:16:38 Speaker_12
There's a guy in China anyway. There's a black guy in 1fc from fucking Africa some rug rug yeah Martin Bacoli Jared Anderson, bro this guy guy

03:16:57 Speaker_02
He is the most, this is Martin Bacoli, he's the most feared heavyweight. He's fucking huge. And Jared Anderson was undefeated. He was like the American prospect. And Bacoli just starts putting it to him. And he's really hard to hit too, man.

03:17:11 Speaker_10
This guy, the guy he's fighting, the guy with the backpack, Roy Jones Jr. teaches that guy. That's his protege.

03:17:17 Speaker_02
Wow, he just took this fight a little too early, and Boccoli's just fucking huge.

03:17:21 Speaker_12
He's young, he's like 20. How much does he weigh? Look at that. Oh, damn. Boom. Is he gonna be in there with Tyson Fury and all that shit?

03:17:29 Speaker_02
He's in the mix? Yes. He's the next wave. Oh, he's the next one? No, but he can do it right now. He fucks those guys up in sparring. The stories about this guy in sparring, everybody he brings in, he gives them a world of hell.

03:17:42 Speaker_02
But I think you let, and I think Dana going to boxing is great, because you let Dana get involved with this guy and turn these guys into actual stars. I'm telling you, man, nobody knows who this guy is. Martin Boccoli, he's the fucking future.

03:17:53 Speaker_02
He's a problem, yeah. He's the future. That's the future. He knocks everybody out. He's got an iron chin. No losses? I don't know if he has any losses. He might have one early in his career, but they stopped the fight. He beat the brakes off that dude.

03:18:07 Speaker_02
He looks like a giant Rick Ross. He's huge, too. What's his record? Let's see what his record is. He's from Los Angeles? One loss. I think he has one loss early in his career. He's from Africa.

03:18:19 Speaker_10
But we haven't seen him against the top top top. Michael Hunter beat him. We gotta look into that guy. Six years ago. We haven't seen him against the biggest, the best guys though, right?

03:18:28 Speaker_02
Not yet, but the talk about, as he keeps coming up, the talk about him in sparring is that nobody likes it. It's terrifying. And then when you see him beat up Anderson, that's the word is that Anderson should have avoided him.

03:18:39 Speaker_02
He looks like George Foreman. Huge dude. Huge dude. So that fight only took place because the Saudis were like, hey, like Bob Arum was just talking about it saying you shouldn't have taken the fight and that he advised them to not take the fight.

03:18:53 Speaker_02
But Jared Anderson doesn't have that kind of Floyd Mayweather type money and all of a sudden the Saudis are like, how much? How much? Because they print money. And then they came up with the amount, and he's like, okay, I'll take it.

03:19:02 Speaker_02
And he took a fight too early. It's wild. I mean, they're giving us the fights we want to see, but the crowd, because there's no natural fan base there. But a lot of people are flying in there to see those fights too. Sure. Because it's such a big deal.

03:19:14 Speaker_02
And that's what their hope is, tourism. But as far as like, it'll get there. It'll happen. As long as they be cool with like Western ideas and don't fuck with women wearing skirts and shit like that. Yeah, as long as they change their ways.

03:19:25 Speaker_02
As long as you just allow, yeah, allow Westerners to come there and feel safe, like Dubai. Dubai is like one of the safest fucking places on earth. If you leave a Rolex on the ground in Dubai, someone will fucking turn it in. Sure.

03:19:39 Speaker_12
Do you know that there's, you would think that Mexico is like the least safest place, but do you know that five cities in Mexico are among the top eight and the safest cities in North America?

03:19:52 Speaker_02
Yeah, the cartel doesn't like violence.

03:19:53 Speaker_12
There's certain cities where the cartel doesn't allow any violence. Like Merida. Merida is by Cancun. Safest city in North is in Mexico. The safest city is in Mexico.

03:20:10 Speaker_02
Good deal. It's like Vegas was run by the mob.

03:20:12 Speaker_02
It was great, bro I made I made a mistake talking about the the cartel because they have the Baja 1000 Baja 500 like all the off-road races and I was like Yeah, there's some killing I had my information off dude the off-road community was like say what cuz it's super safe

03:20:26 Speaker_02
Like, no, dude, you're fucking us. We can't get tourism down here because that's the narrative in America. Yeah, every time someone gets whacked, it becomes big news. People get whacked in America every day. All the time. Every day. Chicago.

03:20:40 Speaker_12
Super sick. Oakland. Oakland is like, what's going on in Oakland?

03:20:44 Speaker_02
Drive through those Oakland shantytowns where you have these homeless communities that go for blocks and blocks and blocks. Don't show up in East Oakland. Cops don't show up.

03:20:54 Speaker_12
I think you're talking about the Tenderloin.

03:20:55 Speaker_02
No, that's San Francisco. No, I'm talking about Oakland.

03:20:57 Speaker_12
Oakland's way worse.

03:20:58 Speaker_02
I think the Oakland Raiders left and Oakland A's are gone. They're all gone. Go to Oakland homeless camps. They're crazy. There's a lot of people's documents.

03:21:06 Speaker_10
Is that a red or a blue state?

03:21:09 Speaker_02
Austin's out of control.

03:21:11 Speaker_10
I just drove Brian your opinions are amongst the worst.

03:21:13 Speaker_02
What do you mean? LA is a lot bigger. So we're gonna Also, they've actually mitigated the homeless people. They don't let them they don't want to camp on the streets here. You mean I No, they clean them up.

03:21:34 Speaker_02
If they do it under the underpasses, they do it for one night. They clean them up, man. They actually move them out of there. Austin, really? Yeah, they cleaned it up substantially from when I first moved here.

03:21:45 Speaker_02
But Joe, where we lived out in, and I still live there, where you used to live, we didn't deal with homeless. No, but that's a different area. Downtown's the worst. No, no, I'm in downtown every day.

03:21:56 Speaker_12
They've cleaned up a lot of it downtown.

03:21:59 Speaker_02
They're trying to. This is underpasses in Oakland.

03:22:02 Speaker_10
But by the way, so Austin has tackled their homeless problem?

03:22:06 Speaker_02
They've done a great job. I had the mayor in to talk to me about what he was going to do. They bought hotels and they moved people in. There's a bunch of different programs out here where they're trying to give people life skills.

03:22:16 Speaker_02
It's a drug problem though, isn't it? It's 100% a drug problem. And mental health. Houston's done the best job. In what way? Houston's the best. Houston they got on it early. Yeah, really?

03:22:28 Speaker_02
Yeah, they got it early well I taught I had the mayor in here at the time Steven Adler And he said you got to take care of the problem before it gets too busy now There's the drummer for Guns and Roses.

03:22:36 Speaker_02
I know crazy same name The they were like the first thing you got to do is make sure it doesn't get as big as Like LA says where you can't do anything, and he's too late Ellie's too big He's like we only have like 2,000 3,000 homeless people.

03:22:48 Speaker_02
He's like we could put a stop to this Yeah, they make sausage Homeless sausage. I actually went to, I had one of the guys who runs one of those programs on the podcast. What was that gentleman's name again?

03:23:07 Speaker_10
Has Seattle and Portland anything about their fucking insane they don't care either, dude.

03:23:11 Speaker_02
They finance it Yeah, it's amazing. Everyone's diverse.

03:23:16 Speaker_12
It's some people like to shoot up I had a friend who moved his family Graham Alan Graham Lowe's and fishes right is the name of his company, dude I had a friend who moved out of I don't want to say his name, but he moved out I You know what?

03:23:33 Speaker_12
He grapples like Mike Tyson.

03:23:35 Speaker_08
He does.

03:23:35 Speaker_12
He does grapple. But he moved out of Seattle because of the wokeness, moved to Arkansas, and he thought it was the greatest move ever. He was like fucking in Arkansas, and he thought, oh my God. And then the KKK fucked him.

03:23:48 Speaker_02
They held him down.

03:23:52 Speaker_12
No. His wife was pregnant. And they took a couple of edibles here and there. She gave birth to a black baby. No. I don't know how that happened. She got tested for- Marijuana? Yeah. And now they're fucking facing criminal charges. Oh, wow.

03:24:07 Speaker_02
Yeah.

03:24:07 Speaker_12
So it's like, oh my God.

03:24:08 Speaker_02
Give and take. Give and take. Yeah. I left Seattle. So they just tested her because she was pregnant and she had taken an edible? Yeah. Oh my goodness.

03:24:17 Speaker_12
So now they're in deep. Shit, so you know it might good. Yeah, it's a friend of my friend. We're like trying to figure this out I need to go back to Seattle dog.

03:24:26 Speaker_10
We need to get Trump on that, but you know that this crazy friend Arkansas Don't fuck around with weed friend of mine had a dinner party and a price. She was like seven months pregnant. She was hungry and

03:24:36 Speaker_10
And I think she saw some fruit loops or some shit or whatever and ate them. It turned out they were they were weed. Check it out. So she got super high and they took her. She went to the emergency room because she was pregnant. Right.

03:24:48 Speaker_10
But the doctor said, I'm not I'm not that worried. I'm worried about alcohol. If it was alcohol, I'd be more worried. I'm not worried about this.

03:24:55 Speaker_02
Well, it's not toxic. You shouldn't be getting high while you're pregnant, but it's not toxic. It's not like you have to worry about the kid getting poisoned and fetal alcohol syndrome and a bunch of things that are worse.

03:25:05 Speaker_02
Yeah, very very very bad for the child, especially when someone's a rampant alcoholic raging alcoholics that are pregnant It's a devastating devastating impact on a child.

03:25:14 Speaker_02
Yeah, but he said you have to worry about anything It's not the end of the world. No, there's actually story studies about people who smoke marijuana while their kids in the mood It's like it's don't do it, but it's not the worst thing in the world.

03:25:26 Speaker_02
It's not a toxic thing, right? You know, but you can't be good It's not good for kids. Developing minds shouldn't have anything. We all did it. We all snuck booze and all kinds of shit when we were kids, when we were teenagers.

03:25:38 Speaker_02
But the reality is, especially men, our fucking frontal cortex doesn't even develop correctly until we're like 25 or 40.

03:25:48 Speaker_10
It's bad for you if you look at the studies on alcohol Different bro, it's different Alexander Are you ready dude, I got a Trump hung in there for three hours didn't pee left didn't pee before he left. He's a robot. Oh

03:26:08 Speaker_02
Just got in here, didn't have to use the restroom, sat down for three hours. And these are his Diet Cokes. Dude, you know what? And then flew out. They're his Diet Cokes? Yeah, this one's Diet Cokes for him.

03:26:16 Speaker_02
He's the only guy I know that drinks more than he sees in a minute.

03:26:18 Speaker_12
You know why he drinks Diet Coke and eats McDonald's? Because they can't poison that. Well, no, McDonald's has an issue.

03:26:25 Speaker_02
That's not funny.

03:26:26 Speaker_12
McDonald's has an issue. No, if he goes to McDonald's, how are they going to poison the McDonald's? How are they going to poison the Diet Cokes?

03:26:32 Speaker_02
That's true.

03:26:32 Speaker_12
No, that's real.

03:26:33 Speaker_02
Well, I don't know if that's why he's there. I think it tastes delicious. I think he just likes it. I think he likes Kentucky Fried Chicken. I remember he was on the Air Force One and having some Kentucky Fried Chicken. How tall is he in person, big dude?

03:26:42 Speaker_02
He's like 6'1", I guess, probably. Oh, shorter than I thought. Yeah. That's what Schultz said. Schultz said, he goes, he's actually smaller than I thought. He probably shrank a little as he's gotten older. I thought he was like 6'4". He was.

03:26:55 Speaker_02
Maybe he was at one point in time and he shrunk. But very nice guy and fun to talk to. We had a good time. I talked to him like I talk to everybody. I swore. I just talked normal.

03:27:05 Speaker_12
Has your Trump impression improved since?

03:27:07 Speaker_02
I don't have a good Trump impression.

03:27:08 Speaker_12
Shane Gilson is so good.

03:27:09 Speaker_11
Has it improved? Like a little bit?

03:27:12 Speaker_10
He didn't sound like Trump with you. He didn't sound like Trump with you. He sounded more like he was just more calm. His voice, his voice.

03:27:18 Speaker_02
Could you hear Joey Diaz doing his voice? Is that possible? He didn't think he was going to get attacked.

03:27:23 Speaker_10
Oh, yeah.

03:27:24 Speaker_02
His guard was down. Well, it's not even that his guard was down. He knew I wasn't going to fuck with him. I'm like, I just want to talk to you. The same way I would treat Kamala Harris. I just want to have a conversation.

03:27:34 Speaker_02
Just like, I just want to know what, what did you do? Why'd you do this? What was it like when you got in office? Like there was a bunch of things that I needed to ask him about. There's a few that I didn't get to. Uh, abortion was one of them.

03:27:44 Speaker_02
Psychedelics was another one. There's a couple, a couple of different things that I did want to talk to him about. But the, the, the big one for me was like, what the fuck is it like when you've never governed anything ever?

03:27:55 Speaker_02
And then all of a sudden you're in the white house. Like what's that experience? Well, he was very, it takes a while.

03:28:01 Speaker_02
Because he goes on these journeys, he likes to talk about different kinds of things, and he calls it a weave, and he brings it back to the original subject. But he can talk about anything he wants that way. He kind of dictates the conversation.

03:28:10 Speaker_02
But I had to kind of bring him back to that. You have thousands of people. How many people did you have to appoint? He had to appoint 10,000 different people to these jobs. And he has no experience, so he doesn't know these people.

03:28:21 Speaker_02
So he's taking other people's advice. And there was a lot of people that I put in that I shouldn't have put in. And he's super honest about it and what he did and what he was trying to do by imparting tariffs and by decreasing taxes.

03:28:33 Speaker_02
He wanted to stimulate business. And he wants to drill for oil. He said, we have more oil in this country than any country in the world. He said, we can be completely self-sustaining in the United States. Bring American manufacturing back.

03:28:45 Speaker_02
The way that we get taxed if we sell our stuff overseas, we should be taxing that. We should be hitting them with tariffs.

03:28:51 Speaker_02
He even floated out the idea, I don't even know if this would work, but he floated out the idea we could end income tax and just rely totally on tariffs. Totally.

03:29:00 Speaker_12
Can you imagine we're paying 50% of our fucking money and we still gotta pay for water? We still gotta pay for energy? We got a water bill and we're paying 50% of our fucking checks? That shit should be fucking free.

03:29:12 Speaker_09
That shit should be fucking free. Take it easy.

03:29:13 Speaker_12
We should get a well. Can you do Joey Diaz doing an impression? Hey Joe, what did he say about the wall? Did you talk about the wall at all?

03:29:21 Speaker_02
Yeah, he was talking about what they're doing, what they're trying to do, and it's very clear that he thinks they're trying to get voters. Of course.

03:29:29 Speaker_02
They're bringing people in, they're financially incentivizing them to give them housing, food, no ID to vote, and then amnesty. They're trying to give them amnesty. And they keep pushing for this stuff, and they mysteriously wind up in swing states.

03:29:40 Speaker_12
Not only that, that app. Mysteriously.

03:29:43 Speaker_02
Yeah, it's crazy. And then that app, the original use of that app, I can pull up that app. Because I say this because it's very bizarre when you really find out what it actually is all about. The original app was used as a shipping app.

03:29:58 Speaker_02
It was one of those things where people used it because you're in the country for a certain amount of time because you brought over a bunch of goods.

03:30:05 Speaker_10
Do you know what they're finding, though, when those immigrants actually vote, second-generation immigrants?

03:30:10 Speaker_02
Careful now, Don Lemon.

03:30:11 Speaker_10
Listen, this is a fact. What you forget is they come from Catholic, conservative cultures. So guess what the second generation always votes? Republicans.

03:30:21 Speaker_02
Well, that's certainly true if you come from Venezuela. Those guys were bringing in from Venezuela except for the ones- And Central America. But not all of them are from Venezuela.

03:30:28 Speaker_10
They don't get down with the transgender or the abortion, none of that. So they vote Republicans. They're very Catholic. And so that's the first thing.

03:30:34 Speaker_10
But if you get amnesty and you get all these benefits from- Here's something people aren't talking about. You want to hear this? I'm going to send it to you, Jamie. Listen to this, Bob. So with that wall, when you build a wall like that, guess what?

03:30:45 Speaker_10
You put in roads. You put in like 50, 100 major roadways to get all the material to the wall. Guess what that does? The Sonoran Desert and the Chihuahuan Desert are amazing natural barriers.

03:30:58 Speaker_10
Now that you put roads in there, it actually makes it easier for migrants to walk those roads at night. So it made it easier. That's the irony of that wall.

03:31:07 Speaker_10
So there's a lot of things that go on with this fucking immigration that you do one thing, you never know what the ripple effect is going to be.

03:31:13 Speaker_02
Well, we do know what we're doing is not working.

03:31:15 Speaker_10
A hundred percent.

03:31:16 Speaker_02
Jamie, put up with that thing that I showed you. This is the weirdest one. This is the app. The U.S. Customs Border Protection, CBP, has several mobile apps, including CBP One, Mobile Passport Control, MPC, and MyCBP.

03:31:31 Speaker_02
So, launched in October 2020, the free app provides access to a variety of CBP services. It uses guided questions to help users find the right services, forms, or applications.

03:31:40 Speaker_02
CBP One was originally used to help commercial trucking companies schedule cargo inspections. In 2023, the app was expanded to allow unauthorized migrants. So they changed this app that was just for shipping.

03:31:57 Speaker_02
And so these people can now use this app and request asylum and book appointments at the US-Mexico border. full-scale trying to bring people in. They're also doing that so they can travel too.

03:32:09 Speaker_02
They're giving them money, they're giving them housing, and they're going to provide amnesty and they're voters. So now they're voters. Who are they going to vote for? Are they going to vote for the people who want to deport them? No.

03:32:19 Speaker_02
They're going to vote for the people that gave them money and food stamps and housing and brought them to America.

03:32:24 Speaker_10
Yes, it does, but guess what? Because they're so conservative, they a lot of times vote for Republicans.

03:32:29 Speaker_02
I disagree, Brian. You're talking about next generation, right? But here's the thing. Once you get that system rigged, you really get that system rigged, you never have to worry about those states ever becoming red again. Just like California.

03:32:41 Speaker_02
California's never going to become red again. They've got that thing down. They did amnesty in California.

03:32:47 Speaker_02
They allowed people to vote in California And then they just set up a bunch of policies that make it very convenient for people that are migrants to come across the border And now you just and then you have mail-in ballots and you have no voter ID So you don't know who the fuck's voting

03:33:01 Speaker_02
And you essentially rigged an election without doing anything completely illegal. Everything is like fairly legal.

03:33:07 Speaker_10
It's an interesting thing because you wonder about whether or not that they will create that problem though, whether the second generation, but here's the other issue.

03:33:16 Speaker_10
You could technically, they say, first of all, I think we're the only country in the world where when you vote is not a national holiday.

03:33:24 Speaker_02
That's ridiculous.

03:33:26 Speaker_10
Yeah, but it favors Republicans just so you know for whatever reason I don't know why but it were favors Republicans because if you gave everybody the day off People would be able to take time off to vote.

03:33:37 Speaker_02
How does that more people are Democrats?

03:33:39 Speaker_10
Well, whatever you want to call it interesting, but that's what I mean, whatever you want That would be one thing, but here's the other people that can't afford to take this here less.

03:33:45 Speaker_10
Well, here's the oh Yeah, you could technically you could and we are gonna get to the point where technically you could use biometrics to

03:33:55 Speaker_10
Vote from your phone and keep the fraud down to at least a minimum so it wouldn't change it wouldn't yeah But the problem is anything you have anytime you have something on a computer.

03:34:04 Speaker_02
You've got shenanigans Jimmy Carter figured out this in the 1970s Trump was talking about it that Jimmy Carter realized back then that You can't have mail-in ballots because there's too much room for fraud.

03:34:14 Speaker_02
There's no chain of the chain of custody is funky and Right, from someone drops it in a mailbox, a guy picks it up, no one's watching him, he brings it in a sack.

03:34:21 Speaker_02
What if that guy's a nutty Democrat or a nutty Republican, and he knows he's in a Democrat county and there are all Biden signs on there, so he picks up their mail and throws their shit in the garbage.

03:34:29 Speaker_12
That's a documentary 2,000 years.

03:34:32 Speaker_10
What's his name? Dinesh D'Souza. And I kept asking him, though, I was like, well, you could you keep talking about there's more evidence. So there's hundreds of hours, 1000s of hours of CCTV footage.

03:34:48 Speaker_10
And they just at the end of the day, never delivered on it.

03:34:52 Speaker_12
It's in the documentary.

03:34:54 Speaker_10
Just watch it.

03:34:55 Speaker_12
Maybe he didn't deliver it on your podcast, but he put a documentary out.

03:35:00 Speaker_10
What about it? Brian is fully indoctrinated into the CIA. When do you think it happened?

03:35:08 Speaker_02
I don't know. Is Kamala giving you money? Yeah, Kamala is gonna be doing one of them fucking things right next to Beyonce with a big stupid smile on his face.

03:35:16 Speaker_10
This podcast is being sponsored by Kamala Harris. This wine is actually from Kamala Harris.

03:35:20 Speaker_02
He has to leave early to go hang out with John Legend. She's probably got her own vineyard.

03:35:23 Speaker_10
Let's open another bottle. I got another bottle of the 2013. It's over? Isn't it beautiful? Do you have 2020 cold duck? Dude, I'm obsessed with this.

03:35:31 Speaker_02
It's like yo, this is 2013 that was a few years ago. Why people are so weird that wine was okay Now if it was 2001 and would that be would there be a different it depends difference depends on the drought and whether or not climate change is real

03:35:50 Speaker_02
See, that's why Leonardo DiCaprio is voting for Kamala Harris. It has nothing to do with the Diddy parties. Nothing to do with the Diddy parties. He's endorsed Kamala Harris because of climate change.

03:36:00 Speaker_02
Then did you see him when he was on a yacht and then on a private jet?

03:36:03 Speaker_10
Literally like last week. But what do you think? Do you think we're going to get the names from the Diddy parties or is that going to go away?

03:36:08 Speaker_02
Yeah, I think that one's going to come out.

03:36:10 Speaker_10
Are people being paid off right now?

03:36:11 Speaker_02
No, I think Diddy is probably a spiteful man and he probably is going to be in jail for the rest of his life and they're probably going to sing a song.

03:36:17 Speaker_10
I'm saying, how many people are getting paid right now to shut up? How many cases are falling apart? Because I'll tell you this. I don't know if that's really going on.

03:36:23 Speaker_02
This is the thing. We don't know who is involved in this whole Diddy thing. Is this an intelligence agency thing where they're trying to compromise people that were famous and get them to endorse certain political candidates?

03:36:36 Speaker_02
Or is it really just Diddy masterminded the whole thing like a fucking gangster?

03:36:41 Speaker_10
You're you're going down that conspiracy like route more and more you're getting your go.

03:36:47 Speaker_02
You're not a conspiracy though, but we know what's a conspiracy But what am I going down with this one? Yeah, I just said that I Said a possibility that he is the gangster and he ran this whole blackmail operation. Oh, yeah. Yeah

03:37:06 Speaker_02
Listen, the guy was involved in music, right? And you get compromising information on these guys and get them to sign very unfavorable contracts.

03:37:14 Speaker_02
Like, what better way to get a guy to sign an unfavorable contract where you're going to get billions because he was a billionaire, right? You fuck that guy and film it. You get video of your boys fucking that guy and filming it.

03:37:25 Speaker_02
You let him know you always have that. Will you put these guys on GHB or whatever the fuck they're putting them on? They're out of their minds. They don't know what's going on. Yeah sure. They'll say blow their asses out.

03:37:36 Speaker_02
Yeah that's what he was doing with like Meek Mill and stuff.

03:37:38 Speaker_01
That's for sure that was going on.

03:37:39 Speaker_02
But do you know, did he won a lawsuit against that alcohol company? The alcohol company? Ciroc? Ciroc, he won like a billion dollar deal and once that happened, then this all came out. Oh, well what did he win? What was the deal? It was a lawsuit.

03:37:54 Speaker_02
Some racism thing. Well, it's like they probably all knew. Everybody probably all knew. This was like an open secret, the Diddy Party thing. It's almost like the Cosby thing. He literally called them freak-offs.

03:38:08 Speaker_02
He has pulled his lawsuit in the wake of the sexual abuse allegations levied against him. Oh, so he didn't win. So let me ask you this. No, he already won. But hold on a second. How much did Diddy win? Voluntarily dismisses racial discrimination lawsuit.

03:38:21 Speaker_02
At this time, did he flip company?

03:38:24 Speaker_07
That was January and then two months later it says they have an agreement.

03:38:27 Speaker_02
The agreement included a 50-50 split with the company, but now Diagos owns 100%. It's estimated that Diddy made about $60 million annually from the deal, according to reports.

03:38:37 Speaker_10
I bet you, I bet you right now.

03:38:39 Speaker_02
And Diddy made a lot of money back when there was money in music.

03:38:42 Speaker_10
I think lawyers are contacting his lawyers and going, hey, you want this to go away? Million dollars.

03:38:48 Speaker_02
Nothing's going away. But you know how this all started. Some lady came out and had all this evidence, went to Diddy's team. Well, it was also the video of him beating the fuck out of this woman in the hallway.

03:38:59 Speaker_02
Even right after that, some lady went up to his team and was like, hey, I have the evidence here. He raped me. If you don't pay me, I'm gonna go live with it, and they were like, yeah, good luck, lady.

03:39:10 Speaker_02
She goes live with it, and then a bunch of more people are like, oh shit, and then an actual law firm was like, no, there's a case here. They looked at the evidence, there's a case here. When you see him beating her up, I believe you can do anything.

03:39:21 Speaker_10
If you can do that to a woman, beat her up, you can do anything.

03:39:23 Speaker_02
John Combs accused of sexually abusing 120 people, including 25 minors. Dude, 60 of them are dudes.

03:39:32 Speaker_10
Like with the Jeffrey Epstein thing, I want to see how many people actually come forward, because I think people are getting paid. He's going to run out of money, though.

03:39:40 Speaker_02
Do you know what I'm saying?

03:39:41 Speaker_10
Do you know what I'm saying, though? Like, all of a sudden, I think what happens is everybody goes, lawyers go, hey, we're making a claim.

03:39:48 Speaker_02
Well, listen, if he's a billionaire, that's a thousand million dollars. So how much of that is tied up? How many billions does he actually have?

03:39:55 Speaker_10
They go to you and they say, we'll give you a million dollars, unless you want to drag this out. I bet it's a lot more than a million, Brian.

03:40:00 Speaker_02
Yes. Maybe, but I mean, I'm saying the lawyers... If that girl wanted 30 and he said no, I bet it's... Don't know who knows right, but the thing is like there's also murders.

03:40:08 Speaker_02
There's death There's also people that mysteriously died in pneumonia baby his baby mama died of drug overdose yet She wasn't a drug addict at all and she died in a Starbucks parking lot.

03:40:18 Speaker_02
No, it's 7 a.m There's some there's some sketchy shit involved in this and you know whether it's him or people work with him It's all him or can I don't think we get the list I think there's too many powerful people that are involved with the left.

03:40:30 Speaker_02
I don't think we get a lot of fucking music executives step down You saw that right? Yeah a lot of people. Yeah a lot of executives quietly dipping out.

03:40:39 Speaker_10
Yeah Why do you honestly think that here's my theory on the Jeffrey Epstein saying cuz I went down that rabbit hole I think he was probably like definitely work for intelligence where I'm a sod or something and he had a shit I went down that Daryl Cooper

03:40:57 Speaker_10
Went down Darryl Cooper's. I love that guy. Have you ever listened at the martyr made podcast?

03:41:00 Speaker_02
Yes, that mother's great is awesome That guy got canceled in the stupidest fucking way possible.

03:41:04 Speaker_02
I love that guy but he was just trying to say that there was a lot of factors involved in the the Nazis killing the Jews and one of them that was like they were being starved out by the embargo by Winston Churchill listen to Darryl Darryl Cooper's Podcast, you know, he's not an anti-semite.

03:41:20 Speaker_10
No, you know, he's not

03:41:23 Speaker_02
What he says is yeah, he was on Tucker Carlson's podcast and a bunch of people went after it It's the usual thing. They did it without context and nuance.

03:41:31 Speaker_10
He's a very smart guy who has pity for both sides He's such a smart guy. He does all the research you want to learn about the the Israeli-Palestinian conflict Listen to fear and loathing in the new Jerusalem. What did he say? Just listen to it.

03:41:44 Speaker_10
It's a six.

03:41:44 Speaker_12
It's a six.

03:41:45 Speaker_02
Give me a little synopsis

03:41:46 Speaker_10
It's I can't do it here, but it's beautiful. Well, that is such a fucked-up situation down there horrible But he really has somebody who lived there for eight years of my life and you live where a year I lived in Lebanon and Saudi Arabia.

03:41:58 Speaker_10
So his dad was I lived in Middle East for a long time. He wasn't but he was in yeah, I But I grew up around the Arabs. I love the Arabs. I know the Arabs. I know Palestinians very well. I grew up around them. I grew up around Lebanese.

03:42:12 Speaker_10
I grew up around Saudi Arabians. I love those people. But I also understand a lot about Jewish history.

03:42:19 Speaker_10
And when you listen to his podcast, that's all I say, is what you will find is you will end up coming out, shaking your head, maybe saying a prayer, because you won't have answers.

03:42:28 Speaker_02
Does anybody have an answer though?

03:42:30 Speaker_10
It's been going on for so long going on since Moses had a parting away of the ways with the Pharaoh it's been going on BC 1400 years, but there's no simple answer feels in the McCoy's Middle East edition Simple and I remind people that Gaza was mentioned in the Old Testament if you read the Old Testament's mentioned I don't know fucking 15 20 30 times right so it's always been a rough place in one way or another but I

03:42:55 Speaker_02
Having said all those ancient places man, dude, you know Like I had a buddy who served in Afghanistan many many tours and he told me some horror stories this past weekend horror Men raping men the amount of men he saw raping men.

03:43:10 Speaker_02
There's this guy that was like this man

03:43:12 Speaker_02
Mentally handicapped guy that worked in this kitchen and they would all rape him they would line up and rape this guy Because they just are used to doing that and they rape boys He said these guys were parading their boys like they'd have a harem of young boys and they would parade them out The more boys you had they're like the cooler you look to everybody else.

03:43:31 Speaker_02
It's so

03:43:32 Speaker_10
Common he said and they don't sound like a tough guy thing I don't know how they fucking wrap their head a lot of it a lot of is this so you you're separated in those very strict Societies you are separated boys and girls are separated completely and so when you start getting sexual Okay, and you have older boys with younger boys, and they're never around women well

03:43:56 Speaker_10
What happens is the younger boys end up getting fucked. And by the way, I must remind everybody, it ain't just in the Arab world. It's also in the upper echelon of British boarding schools. They all get fucked when they're younger.

03:44:11 Speaker_10
Yeah, it's fucking rampant.

03:44:13 Speaker_01
What about those American charter schools?

03:44:15 Speaker_10
What about the one you went to?

03:44:18 Speaker_02
Guys, it's a blur.

03:44:19 Speaker_10
It's a fucking blur, and I'm not going to answer a bunch of questions. This is not a court of law, and I'm a straight man most of the time.

03:44:24 Speaker_02
Yeah, have you ever met a bunch of 17-year-olds with no girls around?

03:44:27 Speaker_10
That's what happens, bro. All of a sudden, you got no hair on your face, my dick is hard, what's gonna happen?

03:44:33 Speaker_02
But in Afghanistan, the stories my friend told me were fucking horrific. So they just go around fucking dudes? He said it's horrible. He said it's horrible. You see it all the time. Guys getting gang raped, guys lined up.

03:44:42 Speaker_02
You know that guy that became the American Taliban? You know that guy, the one over there? He said that guy got raped about a thousand times. So they just raped, that guy was in prison for four years over there.

03:44:51 Speaker_02
He was a prisoner and they just raped him constantly. Jesus. Constantly raped. Jesus. Yeah. This is what he said. I don't know if that's true. If you're the Taliban guy and you listen to this.

03:45:00 Speaker_01
Where's Dini's lube when you need it? He's all what?

03:45:02 Speaker_02
I didn't even say your name. But you know. Gotta have lube. Apparently that is just a part of that culture. And they don't think it's gay. They think it's like a dominant thing? I don't get it.

03:45:11 Speaker_10
It's only gay if you're smiling.

03:45:13 Speaker_02
I don't get it. Or looking at somebody in the eye. It's only gay if you're wearing a rainbow.

03:45:16 Speaker_10
If you're frowning the whole time.

03:45:18 Speaker_02
If you're like, this is terrible, this is fucking this.

03:45:21 Speaker_10
I'm not gay. You have to say I'm not gay.

03:45:22 Speaker_02
This is terrible. It's just maintenance.

03:45:27 Speaker_10
It's just maintenance.

03:45:27 Speaker_01
It's just, but imagine if they're doing that to the boys and the dudes out there, what are they doing to the women?

03:45:32 Speaker_02
Ignoring them the thing is One woman got raped and they blamed her for being a slut. They stoned her to death. Oh, she got raped by a guy. This is dark Yeah, they said these are ancient ancient cultures. This is what it is.

03:45:47 Speaker_02
It's like if you went back 3,000 4,000 years ago, that's how everybody behaved Like, we're just so accustomed to things like consent. We're so accustomed to things like the idea that rape is bad. Yeah, we're so accustomed.

03:46:00 Speaker_02
But if you go to those ancient, ancient cultures that don't have any influence of the modern world, I mean, yeah, even cavemen, they had the rape was clubs, clubs, and they would drag girls by their cartoons joking around about remember, rape was a thing of all wars had mass rape.

03:46:18 Speaker_10
Oh, horrible.

03:46:19 Speaker_02
You ever read The Rape of Nanking? Yeah.

03:46:20 Speaker_10
I mean, that's a book.

03:46:22 Speaker_02
Oh, it's about with the Japanese. She killed herself.

03:46:26 Speaker_10
She killed herself. The author killed herself. Why? Because when you go down that that when you I went down and she was a rabbit hole. No, she was a Chinese woman. She researched it when you I've gone down that rabbit hole.

03:46:38 Speaker_02
Oh, we'll just give me a dip dip my they would cut they take their samurai swords and cut holes and babies and fuck Okay, I'm good in front of the parents. I'm good. I'm good. Hey check, please. All right.

03:46:48 Speaker_10
Yeah It was it was a savagery that was so bad that even when it comes even the Japanese Commanders when the reports came back they were like, hey, we got to do something.

03:46:57 Speaker_02
Yeah, but here's the thing man This is like humans because if you go back to like the report

03:47:02 Speaker_02
Humans the reports of religious people that traveled with Columbus and the horrific things Columbus's men did to the Native Americans They found they were raping some of these people no worse than that.

03:47:13 Speaker_02
They some of these people had gold So they found they had gold they told them didn't bring back their weight in gold. They were cut their arms off, right? So they cut their arms off in front of everybody else.

03:47:20 Speaker_02
Everybody else is scrambled to get gold They would do to force them to go do this They would grab their babies and dash their brains out on the rocks in front of the parents help the Belgians did the same thing in the Congo Celebrate on this day the kingly opposed men did the same shit in the Congo with the rubber trees?

03:47:37 Speaker_02
Cut your children's feet off and make you stupid What's wrong with when you get awful awful people in power with no one check them and they're in a war And they've seen a bunch of shit already.

03:47:48 Speaker_10
They've seen horrific things I think sadists come to come out of the woodwork in chaos and it's their opportunity to do the things they've been dreaming about their whole life and There are artists of pain out there. Artists of pain.

03:48:04 Speaker_10
Which is why you should always thank the Lord that the Founding Fathers solved the political problem. Where what is that? Checks and balances?

03:48:12 Speaker_02
I knew he was going to bring it back to some CIA shit.

03:48:14 Speaker_10
Power doesn't reside in one group's hands.

03:48:16 Speaker_02
And Brian's like, and this is why we should get booster shots. And this is why we need that app to track you. It's really important. That's right. That way you can vote. So here's my quantum. Here's my quantum computer. That waltz guy's the best. Dude.

03:48:31 Speaker_02
I'm a knucklehead. Sometimes I'm a knucklehead. Dude. You lied about... I felt like he was going to hug J.D.

03:48:37 Speaker_10
Vance in that debate.

03:48:38 Speaker_02
J.D.

03:48:38 Speaker_10
Vance ate his fucking lunch. Oh, dude. J.D. Vance is a beast.

03:48:41 Speaker_02
But it's fascinating reading on X. You know, I follow a bunch of people on X that are both like hardcore liberals and hardcore conservatives. And the hardcore liberals had the craziest way of gaslighting that.

03:48:56 Speaker_02
Like they were saying that he did great and that you know, he made it Yeah, he made all the right points and he won the debate hands down I saw that it's just but it's people saying that openly online to let everybody know what team that's what it is It's a bunch of people that are there on this one team and they're terrified there their enemy is the right and no matter what the gaslight and bullshit and pretend that candidates who are

03:49:22 Speaker_02
Horrible, horrible candidates. In any other time in history, the guy lied about a service record, the guy lied about whether he was in Tiananmen Square, the guy lied about whether he was a head football coach or an assistant coach.

03:49:32 Speaker_02
This is too many lies, man. We're not going to believe you when it comes to foreign policy. They ignore all of it. That guy would be gone.

03:49:38 Speaker_10
Did you ever see Biden when he said he graduated at the top of his class and he was a double major? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all lies. It was all lies. But there's a lot of television that played that.

03:49:47 Speaker_10
And the McLaughlin group that used to be this political show on Sundays, Cokie Roberts said, he's done. He'll never be in politics again. I mean, he's done. And he also plagiarized, I think, his college apps.

03:49:58 Speaker_02
Well, I told you we used to have Joe Biden night at Stitch's Comedy Club.

03:50:02 Speaker_04
No.

03:50:02 Speaker_02
I never told you that? No. I've talked about it a hundred times. In 1988, when Biden ran for president, he got exposed as being a plagiarist. So he lost. He got kicked out. And so it was so funny.

03:50:13 Speaker_02
It was such a national scandal that we had Joe Biden night at Stitch's Comedy Club. We were like, you would go up and do my act. I would go up and do your act. We would all do each other's favorite jokes. That's great.

03:50:23 Speaker_02
We would all do each other's favorite jokes. I've never done that.

03:50:25 Speaker_12
I'd love to. If you went up and did Joey's act, that would be great.

03:50:29 Speaker_02
That's how bad it was.

03:50:31 Speaker_09
They just changed the narrative.

03:50:33 Speaker_02
Yeah, that's how bad it was. It just took long enough where people kind of forgot and then they had so much control over the media that they could sneak him in first as vice president. And then the vice president, except for J.D.

03:50:46 Speaker_02
Vance, the vice president is always weak. It's always like a weak option. It's always like someone who doesn't outshine you. It's like a guy who's like a nervous headliner and doesn't want to kill her middle act. It's kind of the same thing.

03:50:57 Speaker_02
You want someone where they, you know, Dan Quayle, like, don't shoot me. You don't want this guy in. You know, it's that kind of a deal.

03:51:03 Speaker_10
The vice president has as much power as the president.

03:51:06 Speaker_02
Who the fuck wanted Mike Pence to be the president other than Mike Pence? Zero people. So Trump is smart. You don't want some fucking assassin, some guy who's way better than you. Vivek is a perfect example. That guy's good.

03:51:22 Speaker_12
He's way too smart to be VP.

03:51:24 Speaker_02
You can't have that guy as VP. Have you had him on your broadcast?

03:51:27 Speaker_10
No, I wouldn't though. Remember, the vice president has as much power as the president gives him. And Bush deliberately gave Dick Cheney a lot of power.

03:51:37 Speaker_02
Oh yeah, he wanted to go paint. Yeah, Dick Cheney ran the whole fucking evil cabal. Yeah, it was nuts. The whole thing's nuts. But if you go back to like Gerald Ford, like they made Richard Nixon.

03:51:51 Speaker_02
Tucker Carlson told us the whole fucking story about Gerald Ford and about how Richard Nixon, who was the most popular president ever, was set up by the intelligence communities because he wanted to expose who killed JFK.

03:52:04 Speaker_02
And they're like, yeah, hey buddy, get this, you're a crook. Yeah, the whole thing was an intelligence operation. Bob Woodward, that was his first ever story. So he's covering one of the most important stories ever, and he was an intelligence agent.

03:52:17 Speaker_02
Intelligence agent comes over from the Navy, I think. Was it the Navy? Not sure. See if you can find this, the Tucker Carlson bit where Tucker Carlson is explaining. That was part of it as well. But Tucker Carlson explained it on the podcast. It is wild.

03:52:31 Speaker_02
So Nixon was a good guy? Nixon was the most popular president by votes ever. Yeah ever yet.

03:52:37 Speaker_02
They smeared the shit smeared the fucking shit out of him He won by the largest margin of any president in US history Wow, and then all we know is he's a crook I'm not a crook fucking crook and because he didn't actually turn them in right so he had found out about it That's why they didn't kill him.

03:52:53 Speaker_10
Yeah, that's why I didn't kill him.

03:52:55 Speaker_02
They just got rid of him There's a Gerald Ford who was also on the Warren Commission. Yeah They tried to kill Ford twice.

03:53:00 Speaker_10
Two women. Ford had two assassination attempts by women. One from the Weathermen, I think, and one from the Manson clan.

03:53:07 Speaker_02
You know that? That makes sense.

03:53:09 Speaker_10
Well, 14 days apart. 14 days apart, two women tried to kill Ford, but I think they were like, Here's a gun.

03:53:15 Speaker_02
Joe, did you ask Trump about the assassination? Like there's nothing on it? Yeah, I didn't ask him about that. It's hard to corral him. Like I said, he's like very slippery. I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean that he just like he talks.

03:53:28 Speaker_02
The guy's a gifted Talker he can just talk you never have to worry about him running out of things to say and sometimes he talks himself To corners, but he gets out of it, you know, but it's just like he free balls That's what he does.

03:53:39 Speaker_02
And so when I was talking to him about this ass He was just joking around it got it We started talking about the UFC because I wanted to see the scar in his ear He doesn't have a little mark on his ear. Yeah He did have a mark. He got shot.

03:53:49 Speaker_02
It's a small mark, but your ear is filled with blood vessels. That's why it bleeds so much. It heals quickly. He was just talking about bone nickel and cauliflower ear. The next thing he wanted to talk about was who's the best ever.

03:54:03 Speaker_02
He did a little bit, but he said it was surreal when he won the presidency. It wasn't surreal when he got shot. I thought that was fascinating. He said being in the White House was surreal.

03:54:11 Speaker_02
He goes, walking into Lincoln's bedroom, he goes, it was very surreal. But when he actually got into the White House, he said it just didn't make any sense. It was very, very surreal. He said getting shot did not seem surreal.

03:54:21 Speaker_02
He goes, he was on the ground, he knew who he was.

03:54:23 Speaker_02
They thought he was shot all over the place because of the blood, because it was the fog of confusion, and there's blood on his face, and nobody knew where he had been hit, and they got him out of there.

03:54:33 Speaker_02
But when he stands up and says, fight, fight, fight, that is one of the most American things of all time. You can't fake that. That guy got shot. He didn't know if people were still out there shooting. Nobody knew what the fuck was going on.

03:54:49 Speaker_02
And that guy stood up and said, fight, fight, fight. And he got out of there.

03:54:52 Speaker_10
What do you want to ask him?

03:54:54 Speaker_02
I want to talk to her like a human being. I would say, what is the experience like of being the vice president? You never had any kind of national exposure at this level. What is the pressure of that like?

03:55:06 Speaker_02
What's it like when you get in there, when you want to do things and you can't make them happen? What do you think you can do differently as the president versus what you've been doing as the vice president?

03:55:14 Speaker_02
Is it frustrating to not be able to do the things you want to do? What do you think you could do to fix certain things that the world thinks are a real problem in this country? Just give people, give her some time.

03:55:25 Speaker_10
I might not agree with her. I don't know. Let her talk. Well, she was a DA. She had a big girl job. It's like, it's not like she had a real job. I like how you say big girl job.

03:55:33 Speaker_02
Sex is a piece of shit.

03:55:35 Speaker_10
It's just a big job. It's a good job. It's a big boy big girl job. It's a real job. But you know what I'm saying? Being a DA is a real job. It's a good job. That's why I'm so surprised that she doesn't have more confidence.

03:55:49 Speaker_02
Dude, it's a different skill talking in front of an audience when people hate you. There's a whole thing going on where the amount of people that don't think she should be there. She never won the primary. That's got to be in your head.

03:56:02 Speaker_02
You got put in there, you know, it was kind of a coup. I mean, Jim Gaffigan even made that joke at the, what is it, Al Smith there? That it's kind of a coup.

03:56:11 Speaker_12
And they're constantly telling her not to cackle, right? And then when she does, you know, in her head, she's thinking, fuck. And everyone's on the side going, fuck you! Everybody on the side going, fuck you!

03:56:24 Speaker_02
It's a terrible way to find out who a person is. It's a terrible way. Debates are a terrible way. Must be tough. Talking publicly when you're reading off a teleprompter is a terrible way.

03:56:33 Speaker_02
The pressure, the amount of people that are fucking... Look, I've been a host on a show before, and one of the things that happens is you get all these executives in your ear, and they're all telling you, do this, do that, don't do this, don't do that, and it starts to fuck with your head.

03:56:47 Speaker_02
Yes. It fucks with your head.

03:56:48 Speaker_10
So you don't just talk to them, you just want to have a conversation.

03:56:50 Speaker_02
A conversation. Do not fucking cackle.

03:56:54 Speaker_12
They're probably telling her all kinds of shit.

03:57:01 Speaker_02
Also, here's the deal, right? She's going from campaign stop to campaign stop to campaign stop. How much room is in there for reading? How much room is in there for learning about these policies? You're not sleeping. You're tired all the fucking time.

03:57:13 Speaker_02
How much there's constant pressure. You're worried about fucking up. So once you fuck up a couple of times, it's like bombing on stage.

03:57:20 Speaker_10
Somebody said running for president is like going through 10,000 car washes. It's just constant. That's a good way of putting it.

03:57:26 Speaker_02
It's constant.

03:57:27 Speaker_10
And it's brutal. You're exhausted. You got to do the same speech over and over. You got to be careful about what you say.

03:57:33 Speaker_02
That's what's crazy about Trump.

03:57:34 Speaker_10
And doesn't she still have to work? Huh?

03:57:36 Speaker_02
Didn't she still have to work? No, no one's running the country. The country's on autopilot like a Tesla. Just cruising down the highway with the fucking... Yeah, those things crash all the time.

03:57:46 Speaker_10
Did she go down to the border when he made her the borders are and then we didn't hear from her bro She was never the borders are don't you watch MSNBC?

03:57:52 Speaker_02
Yeah, that's not crazy.

03:57:54 Speaker_10
There's so many videos of them calling her the borders I do her such a disservice because the mainstream media Couldn't be more on her side and they blatantly gaslight us and we're all like hey still haven't caught up to the internet It's amazing don't understand.

03:58:07 Speaker_02
How is that possible? Because they're delusional because they've had so much power for so long. They're like a movie star or something. Everybody's been kissing their ass for so long that they're delusional.

03:58:18 Speaker_10
They also went to the same college, they studied the same shit, they dress the same, they'd watch the same Ted Talks, they'd read the same books.

03:58:25 Speaker_12
Kamala says whatever she says like when she brings up like shit.

03:58:28 Speaker_12
That's been debunked like Charlotte and all that shit I think of course they know the people that have half a brain know that it's full of shit, but they're not worried No, they're not worried about it for the people that are in the trance keep them in the trance don't go too crazy

03:58:48 Speaker_10
I think if Kamala Harris came on with Joe and actually spoke from her heart and just talked about what she believes and even said I don't know I bet you that would I think she if she doesn't do that 100% she's good I don't think she's capable of it.

03:59:06 Speaker_12
Really? No. And that's why they're preventing her from going on. When you're so deep in some shit There's no way to be honest, because if you're honest, you're gonna be talking about shit that's gonna bury her.

03:59:17 Speaker_02
Her margin of error right now is so small, if she comes on here and gets exposed even more, this is the biggest platform, it's already over. It just makes it even worse.

03:59:26 Speaker_12
If she goes honest, if she goes pure honesty, She buries herself. So she has no choice but to keep doing what she's doing and keep like fucking not answering questions.

03:59:37 Speaker_10
Just fucking. But how about come on and talk about what you want to do differently. No, no, no. The deep state wants.

03:59:45 Speaker_12
The deep state wants chaos. They want civil war. They want nuclear war and that's what war three Yeah, because that's the only thing that's gonna keep them out of Guantanamo Bay.

03:59:54 Speaker_12
That's that's that's what it is And we're headed when you're going when you're going to Guantanamo Bay You want civil war you want you would rather live in a Mad Max society then go to Guantanamo for treason Why you think Trump is gonna clean house?

04:00:08 Speaker_12
He won't want to prevent that. A lot of motherfuckers are doing shit that's against the Constitution and that's treasonous and I think that's what this is all about. I think there's just two sides. It's not Republican or Democrat. It's good and evil.

04:00:26 Speaker_12
There's people that want good shit to happen and there's people that want evil shit to happen. That's all it is.

04:00:33 Speaker_10
And when you're on the evil side... I always say the goal of this republic is what? Individual liberty. We have to preserve individual liberty. Of course. That's the common sense.

04:00:42 Speaker_12
But when you're a fucking criminal... He's back guys, he's back.

04:00:48 Speaker_02
A criminal that could face charges? You don't want that shit.

04:00:51 Speaker_12
Yeah, you'd rather have Mad Max. Yes. If it was between living in a Mad Max society and living in prison, what would you choose? Mad Max. Mad Max.

04:01:01 Speaker_02
I choose Mad Max. Bro, I've got Mad Max. We need a ranch and we can have a dope-ass Mad Max compound. That's a good call.

04:01:07 Speaker_10
How big is the ranch? Big. Did you go back and watch World War II?

04:01:11 Speaker_12
I watched World War II like two months ago and I'm like, oh my god, this is a piece of shit. It was so great in the 80s, when you look back at Road Warrior 2, Mad Max, the first one was shit, and then the second one was supposed to be the big one.

04:01:24 Speaker_12
Is the second one with Tina Turner? No, that's the third one. The second one was the best one.

04:01:29 Speaker_02
But then you look back at it, and it's really bad.

04:01:33 Speaker_12
The new ones are good. The new Mad Max was good. Oh, come on. What the f... What is it called? The Fury? No, no, no.

04:01:40 Speaker_02
What's it named?

04:01:41 Speaker_09
I'm not talking about that woke one.

04:01:43 Speaker_02
I'm talking about the one with Tom Hardy. There was a woke one? Yeah, they're all crap now.

04:01:51 Speaker_12
There's a woke Mad Max? I don't know. I thought Road Warrior 2 was the only good one. I went back and watched and I'm like, oh my God, they all suck. They all suck. There's like a gang of fucking murderers.

04:02:04 Speaker_10
There's a gang of murderers.

04:02:07 Speaker_12
They're all in motorcycles and trucks. And there's a tiny little fucking oil pump in the middle of the desert and they can't get in. They can't get in this fucking place. They're like, oh, they got fire. They got like flamethrowers. We can't get in.

04:02:21 Speaker_12
I'm like, okay, when you go back at it, you pick it apart. It's ridiculous.

04:02:26 Speaker_10
It doesn't hold up. What's the best movie you've seen in the past?

04:02:28 Speaker_12
That holds up. What movies hold up? Apocalypse Now holds up. Goodfellas holds up. Not too many other ones. Fast Times at Ridgemont High, that holds up. Big Trouble in Little China? I'm not going to comment on that one.

04:02:42 Speaker_12
I don't know, because I haven't seen it. But not too many movies from the 80s hold up like today. Predator, Commando.

04:02:49 Speaker_10
What movies from the 80s?

04:02:50 Speaker_12
I went back, and I remember, remember that movie, Southern Comfort? Do you remember that movie, Southern Comfort? It was about, like, an army platoon. They go out in the bayou, and they have, like, blanks, and, like, hillbillies fucking kill them.

04:03:06 Speaker_12
I always thought that was the greatest movie ever. I went back and watched it, and I'm like, oh my God, it's horseshit.

04:03:12 Speaker_10
I re-watched The Breakfast Club. And actually holds does it hold up?

04:03:15 Speaker_02
I think so. That's not possible Maybe you know, what's interesting about those old movies like what what was wrong with us back then that we thought that was good It's all we had we were retarded. Yeah, but it's all you have now.

04:03:26 Speaker_02
We're like, oh we know the trick This is I think we're seen as like the evolution of society in a way like you can watch it through media Like go back and watch a James Cagney movie. Yeah And then think of how people behave today.

04:03:38 Speaker_02
You're watching like an evolution of the way people behave that probably is only possible when people get to watch each other like that.

04:03:45 Speaker_12
And even comedy, like comedy in the 80s, Doug, you go back and watch Eddie Murphy shit. You're like, OK, I don't know. You know what I mean? Delirious. So great. And fucking the other one when he's in a blue suit.

04:03:56 Speaker_01
What was that?

04:03:57 Speaker_12
Raw. Go back and watch that. Go back and watch that. To me, the only stand-up that holds up in the 80s is Sam Kinison. When you watch Sam Kinison at the Roxy in Hollywood, that shit still holds up. That was fucking classic.

04:04:14 Speaker_10
But not much from the 80s holds up. You watch sitcoms in the 80s? Bullshit the internet has pulled the curtain back in a lot of ways like the magic trick doesn't work Well, it's not just that it's like humans have evolved culturally.

04:04:28 Speaker_02
Yeah, we've evolved the way we talk and think that's what it is It's like that that other way of doing things is stupid 90s comedy holds up like Martin Lawrence.

04:04:36 Speaker_12
You so crazy Chris Rock all that shit that shit still is powerful the 90s then in musically the 90s Alice in Chains Soundgarden that shit holds up that still holds up hot tub time machine 90s shit holds up music and comedy 90s.

04:04:51 Speaker_12
I think 90s was probably the best decade 80s was like the test market and the 90s they perfected it nine-inch nails Soundgarden Alice in Chains And then boxing to boxing in the 90s Jones jr.

04:05:07 Speaker_10
Bodybuilding Frankie Lyles all that shit. That's where that's when the tech industry came in. That's what that's Apple and other

04:05:14 Speaker_12
And then 2000 is when music started going down, because now the internet fucked up music.

04:05:19 Speaker_02
How much the world has changed just in our lifetimes. It's so nuts. It's not great. Think about the changes. Do you think it's all for the positive? Like, you look at mental health, all that shit. Yeah, there's more challenges. There's more challenges.

04:05:34 Speaker_02
Less connection. There's more challenges. Suicides through the roof. There's also way more information. Like, we have way more of an understanding of life.

04:05:41 Speaker_10
Does that information lead to knowledge, wisdom, and truth, though?

04:05:44 Speaker_02
Or does it lead to a lot of misinformation and get dumbasses where they can search anything and validate the facts?

04:05:49 Speaker_12
Let's ban misinformation. I'm not saying that.

04:05:52 Speaker_02
That's what Tim Wall said. You can't have free speech when it involves hate speech and misinformation. Yeah you can, stupid. That is actually a part of...

04:06:06 Speaker_02
And also there's no like back in the day there was like straight-up movie stars and people you looked up to now you Turn on Instagram. You see, you know takes down the fourth wall.

04:06:15 Speaker_12
There's no bad Do you realize technically on paper the data like bad bands like bands with like four or five guys?

04:06:22 Speaker_05
Oh

04:06:22 Speaker_12
It used to be dominating the music. There used to be like 150 bands in the top 500. Now there's like two bands.

04:06:29 Speaker_02
There's no more bands anymore. The music industry is single.

04:06:34 Speaker_12
There's no MTV. MTV killed everything.

04:06:36 Speaker_02
It's easier to make one star than deal with five bands, right? Nobody wants to listen to a whole album.

04:06:41 Speaker_10
Nobody wants to listen to a whole hour Nobody wants to watch a whole movie like we've gotten with this tik-tok brain this highlight reel. It's not good fucked with our brain It's not good.

04:07:04 Speaker_10
Yeah, because I think like for me growing up watching movies certain movies. They almost gave me my moral compass they gave me like oh you have to work hard because like maybe it was a myth, but

04:07:14 Speaker_10
But like Rocky and movies like that, I was like, if you work hard enough, you'll get your hand raised at the end of the day. That shit was like... That shit was like... Hey, Rocky 3, that was a good movie. It was a good thing.

04:07:23 Speaker_08
That was a good movie. It was a good thing.

04:07:24 Speaker_10
That's what I'm saying, it was a good thing.

04:07:27 Speaker_02
Try watching it now.

04:07:28 Speaker_12
I know, but it was a good thing for us. I do watch it now, though. I sit my son down and go, you're watching this shit. And my son, my son is the kind of guy, he wants to know what happens at the end of the movie.

04:07:39 Speaker_12
He goes, Daddy, tell me Rocky's gonna win. Tell me he's gonna win. I go, you gotta watch it. You gotta watch it. He goes, oh, I don't wanna watch it. Tell me he's gonna win. He's like, he wants to know the ending.

04:07:49 Speaker_10
Like, yo, watch it. Rocky's a great, that holds, by the way, still holds up. Rocky IV?

04:07:56 Speaker_12
Are you kidding? Rocky IV? Dude, Apollo dies in the ring. Apollo dies in the ring and there's no EMTs, no doctors. It's just Rocky holding his head going, go 9-1-1. It's like the dumbest shit.

04:08:11 Speaker_08
There's no EMTs. There's no EMTs. There's nothing.

04:08:14 Speaker_12
It's just Rocky holding a dead boxer.

04:08:17 Speaker_08
Go 9-1-1.

04:08:24 Speaker_12
The biggest fight in history James Brown walked out Across the nation remember that shit. It's the biggest Vegas, and they have no doctor no

04:08:37 Speaker_10
Drago's the stem, they're gone.

04:08:40 Speaker_12
If he dies, he dies.

04:08:42 Speaker_10
You can't save anybody from Drago, bro. There's no doctor in the world.

04:08:45 Speaker_12
But the thing that holds up over all this time is sports.

04:08:48 Speaker_02
Sports holds up. Sports really hasn't changed. You know more about the stars, but at the end of the day, it's pretty black and white. I would put Marvin Hagler up against anyone alive today. Or a young George Foreman? Or a young Roberto Duran?

04:09:01 Speaker_10
How would Hagger do against someone like Canelo, Bivol? Oh my god, it would be crazy.

04:09:05 Speaker_02
His technique was fucking crazy. Marvin Hagger was unstoppable. He only had one knockdown in his career, it was bullshit.

04:09:12 Speaker_02
He got knocked down by Juan Roldan, but he kind of cuffed him on the back of the neck and he slipped forward and they called it a knockdown.

04:09:17 Speaker_12
Argentina won't roll down. That's right What what boxing matches in the 90s had like a little question mark about like damn was that rigged there had to be rigged Because now

04:09:41 Speaker_12
Football being rigged now is bigger than ever because now NFL is all in with DraftKings and FanDuel. So it's all over the internet that football is rigged.

04:09:52 Speaker_02
It's bigger than ever. Yeah, but it's rigged by the refs giving favorable calls. Like the Chiefs, they're good for ratings. The Lakers, they get more calls than any other team.

04:10:00 Speaker_12
And everyone's analyzing all the calls. Now look at these calls. It's bigger than ever now. It's huge. It's viral that NFL is rigged by the refs.

04:10:11 Speaker_02
Didn't some NBA refs wind up going to jail? That's what I'm saying. One guy they found out, he was born and raised in Boston. His whole family grew up huge Boston Celtics fan. Whenever he was the ref for the Boston Celtics, their numbers were wild.

04:10:26 Speaker_02
He got fired.

04:10:27 Speaker_10
Hey, boys, my flight's in two hours.

04:10:29 Speaker_02
Oh, shit. What time's your flight?

04:10:31 Speaker_10
We've been here for four hours. Oh, our flight's at 7. It's both at 7. I had no fucking idea. We've been having fun. Damn, it's fun. The airport's 15 minutes away. I miss this hang. I miss this hang. I know. We don't get it in LA.

04:10:39 Speaker_12
The OG hang. You know, a couple times I was just sitting here just listening to you guys fucking ramble. No, not too bad. Nonsense.

04:10:51 Speaker_09
CIA bullshit. Propaganda.

04:10:54 Speaker_12
And I'm also like, damn, this is like a virtual reality 3D replay.

04:11:02 Speaker_02
How many have we done?

04:11:04 Speaker_12
It's like in time, but I'm like, it's real, but it seems like, damn.

04:11:07 Speaker_02
Listen, we're part of a fun thing. How many have we done of these?

04:11:10 Speaker_10
I don't know.

04:11:11 Speaker_02
It has to be 100. It has to be.

04:11:13 Speaker_11
No, not 100. How many, Jamie? 50?

04:11:16 Speaker_12
Yo when when someone told me goes, you know how many times you've been off on Jerry I swear to God I guess like 15 and thinking it's a lot 15 to 20. I'm thinking how many times you've been on Jerry I'm like

04:11:35 Speaker_12
20 15 they go dude 85 I think he's number one he's number one and up and when I heard that shit I was like no fucking way is it 80 times yeah how is that possible you guys are one two and three of the day I have so many I get a kick out with Joe I don't if you get this I get so many people call me I'm like bro what's up good dude we got this thing I'm like oh here it comes it goes

04:11:59 Speaker_10
It'd be a great thing for Joe. And you could make money too. I'm like, every time I get pitched, I go like this. I go, I go, okay, okay. I got to call him right now. I'm calling him right now.

04:12:16 Speaker_13
Ryan Callen never changes his cell phone. These are the same cell phones at the beginning of time.

04:12:21 Speaker_12
You know what's crazy? As many people that try to contact me to get to you, there's other people that I know, people are contacting them to get a hold of me to get a hold of you. Right? You know what I'm talking about? It's crazy. It's crazy.

04:12:37 Speaker_12
Bro, it's crazy for me, too. Because I know if it gets on JRE, you're going to be a millionaire, right?

04:12:43 Speaker_02
Of course.

04:12:43 Speaker_12
Basically, that's what they think. Everyone thinks, like, if I could just get this product.

04:12:46 Speaker_02
But what's wild is that we've all been on there so many fucking times, I don't even think about it, but it's never been different. No. Like, right when we sit down, I'm never nervous. It's exactly the same. It's always the same.

04:12:58 Speaker_02
It's always the same shit right here. It's always fun.

04:13:00 Speaker_10
Because we're not trying to sell anything.

04:13:02 Speaker_02
We're having a good time. We've been friends for the beginning of time.

04:13:05 Speaker_10
I've been friends for you with like almost 30 years, bro I met you in 98 and I met in 1996 96 we're closer to 30 years Mad shit

04:13:21 Speaker_12
And Trump, you know the crazy thing is Sam Tripoli was on before Trump, and then I'm after Trump.

04:13:28 Speaker_02
You're sitting in the Trump seat. You're the first guy to sit in that seat since Trump. Oh really?

04:13:31 Speaker_10
Yeah, you got Trump and him. By the way, plug for Sam Tripoli. If you ever see him in your fucking town, go see that guy.

04:13:38 Speaker_02
He's a special. He's a real comic. What's his special called?

04:13:41 Speaker_10
Yeah, check out Sam Tripoli's special.

04:13:43 Speaker_02
Love that dude. I've been friends with Sam for legit the same thing. One of my favorite people. I think I met him in 98.

04:13:48 Speaker_12
Sam's a real Sam Tripoli. I said this many times is one of the greatest people All he does is try to help

04:14:10 Speaker_12
You know what I'm opening for him February 6 7th and 8th Columbus, Ohio Pottsville, Pennsylvania Pottstown, Pennsylvania, and then Morristown Jersey and his club the dojo the dojo comedy the dojo and

04:14:26 Speaker_12
We're doing that does he still have the dojo in LA as well Comedy in Morristown, New Jersey, dude that place rocks Yeah, there's room for more clubs in Austin we're talking about opening up another one in all Jesus like a little baby we're so jammed up and

04:14:47 Speaker_10
Hard to compete. You guys are just always so mad about that kid. He just moved here.

04:14:52 Speaker_02
He's here now too. I was in Calgary. He's fucking funny.

04:14:54 Speaker_10
That motherfucker got up and did like 10 minutes. I was howling. He came off. I was like, bro, you're the fucking real deal.

04:15:00 Speaker_02
He's very funny. Canadian cat? Yeah, very, very, very funny and a good dude. He's funny. Has your boy Nick been at the Mothership? He's so funny. Nick's a fucking monster too.

04:15:11 Speaker_10
You like him.

04:15:12 Speaker_02
Yeah, Nick's a monster. Nick Simmons, funny motherfucker. There's so many comics here now that it's almost too many and we need more stage time. We were talking about doing it. So Red Band's Club must be pumping. It's killing it.

04:15:23 Speaker_02
Red Band's Club's killing it. Good for Red Band. Yeah, it's only two, how many doors down is it from us? Five doors down. Five doors down. Walk five doors down. It's Red Band Club. And it's a nice big club. Hundreds of people.

04:15:38 Speaker_02
And you're sitting here promoting it. That's a beautiful thing.

04:15:41 Speaker_08
I do, bitch.

04:15:41 Speaker_02
I set it up.

04:15:42 Speaker_08
I own the place. Don't you think I know?

04:15:46 Speaker_02
It's like when you're at the Sphere. I'm like, bitch, I work there. Hey, I was at the Sphere. You gotta see it, Joe. January I'm there January 11 12 and 13.

04:15:55 Speaker_10
What are you gonna name it if false gods? Okay, that's a good name.

04:15:57 Speaker_01
Okay, that's good name.

04:15:58 Speaker_10
Yeah, beautiful if I'm Great fucking time that club is so fun. I can't wait. Oh

04:16:12 Speaker_02
The club is so, it's just set up the right way. It's all set up for us. It's like there's no consideration of anything other than what's best for the show. Everything was done with what's best for the show.

04:16:23 Speaker_02
Not to make more money, what's best for the comics, what's best for the show. Let's make it the most fun place ever. Let's make it legendary. You know, I mean, but I want to do another one.

04:16:32 Speaker_02
I want to do another one Yeah, I want to do on someone else somewhere else.

04:16:35 Speaker_02
I think once we develop a big enough group of comics and we're developing a lot of comedians out of there too because we have an We have open mic night two nights a week and we have a lot of showcase spots There's a lot of spots where these really talented young people move here get to go up and then they go on the road like Duncan or Bryan Simpson or Tony will take them on the road and it's like

04:16:56 Speaker_02
It's a real developmental cycle, and all the people that work there as door people, they all audition with their act. That's how they get the job. So they're all talented comedians. Is that how they did at the Comedy Store, too? Yeah.

04:17:08 Speaker_02
Are you going to open it in Austin or somewhere else? But different, because at the Comedy Store, you could just join. You could be terrible. How about somewhere? I think Austin first.

04:17:15 Speaker_02
I think we'll open up another one in Austin, maybe on the other side of Austin, and then we'll open up in another city.

04:17:20 Speaker_12
I think maybe since Orange County, California is so red, you know?

04:17:25 Speaker_02
The thing is, you have to have a lot of talent there. So the way that this club worked, because everybody moved here because everything else was shut down.

04:17:36 Speaker_12
But they moved here. They moved here. So if you find another spot, and not to give them a year to move there.

04:17:42 Speaker_02
Well, not just, you want to find a spot where, yeah, East Coast, I was thinking New York. You want to go where comics already exist, but make it a super favorable environment.

04:17:52 Speaker_02
So they make more money there, it's easier, you set the club up so the comics don't get hassled. They have a place to hang out in the green room and talk to each other and talk shit.

04:18:01 Speaker_02
And then you make it so it's just set up for the betterment of comedy. That's it. You don't have to like don't try you got to do it.

04:18:08 Speaker_02
We're not trying to make money You got to do it where you're just trying to like not lose money and that's it And if you do it that way you could do it But it only happened out of a lucky thing the lucky thing was Kovac Newsom

04:18:23 Speaker_02
Yeah, you should give him 10% Well, it's not just Newsom was New York too because a lot of guys came from New York because they couldn't handle it Anymore because New York was crazy. You need a VAX car to get on stage There was a lot of bullshit.

04:18:33 Speaker_02
And so they came to during the whole Nonsense of it when you could do stand-up here indoors and so when we were doing the Vulcan no one was doing stand-up indoors anywhere and And we were doing it every night. That place was hopping.

04:18:46 Speaker_02
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday night, kill Tony. It was hopping. Weekends, guys would fly in. Vulcan's still happening? Yeah, Vulcan's great. Vulcan's great. We have so many clubs just on that street.

04:18:56 Speaker_02
Besides the mothership, there's Vulcan right over there. There's a creek in the cave, which is fucking awesome. There's, what is that, Black Rabbit? Is that what it's called?

04:19:07 Speaker_02
And then right there, but they have stay at Cap City too, but it's a ways out cities on the other side of town But then you have sunset which is Red Bands Club is only five doors down from mine like there's a lot of clubs just right there That's great, and so there's a lot of stage time, but there's so many comedians And they're just moving here all the time And I'm always trying to recruit people and I'm always trying to get people to move here And I feel like as people move here, and we need more spots.

04:19:30 Speaker_02
We'll just expand love it the whole idea is just a This fucking thing should not be run by anyone other than comics. We were influenced for so long by Hollywood.

04:19:41 Speaker_02
They dangled that carrot of TV shows and talk shows over everybody's head and everybody changed their act and everybody just became what they thought Hollywood wanted them to be so they could be in a movie.

04:19:52 Speaker_10
The whole thing was to get a sitcom and stop stand-up. You know how many times I told that story?

04:19:57 Speaker_12
And even on your podcast where when we first started hanging out like in 98 and I was like damn you it was before News before fear factor after news radio, and I remember like damn.

04:20:08 Speaker_12
I'm hanging out with an actor We're gonna go to these fucking Hollywood parties, and I'd say Joe when we go to these Hollies, but you were like fuck Fuck those Hollywood. And I'm like, what? He goes, dude, they're fucking piece of shit people.

04:20:20 Speaker_12
You don't want to go to these fucking parties. And I'm like, god damn it. I wanted to go to the party. I used to argue with him, remember?

04:20:25 Speaker_10
Yeah. I wanted to go to the party. He never wanted to go. He and I used to get in arguments. He'd be like, why are you in this acting class? I'm like, because you got to fucking study acting.

04:20:31 Speaker_10
We were getting arguments where our girls at the time were like, what the fuck's going on? People at the other tables were like, I was like, fucking, you got to study. He's like, whatever, dude. Do stand-up, you bitch.

04:20:42 Speaker_02
Well, I knew that you were really funny on stage and I knew that you were neglecting it because you were trying so hard to get tv shows I was like, dude You're you you're worshiping false gods Yeah, yeah, you you were always you were always comedy first I was tv show second even

04:21:00 Speaker_12
While fear fact then you got fear factor.

04:21:02 Speaker_12
I remember we were gonna do a private lesson I was a purple belt and you were a blue belt and you wanted to learn some twister shit And I showed you like crotch ripper stuffing you say yo, I can't I can't train this Tuesday or whatever I got this fucking crazy audition with this show.

04:21:15 Speaker_12
They're gonna sick dogs on people's shit And then we started training again weeks went by and go remember that fucking stupid show that did I did they fucking want me dog? I'm like oh shit.

04:21:27 Speaker_02
That was the beginning of came into the audition the first factor banged up on edibles.

04:21:32 Speaker_12
Yeah, really? Dude, those producers, I was on the set. The producers and the directors, they just let Joe do whatever he wanted to do. You had lollipops, remember back before? There was dispensaries. This was before.

04:21:45 Speaker_12
Weed was still totally illegal, but there was one dispensary in Englewood.

04:21:50 Speaker_02
In Englewood. Medical weed was legal and I had headaches.

04:21:52 Speaker_12
I remember that place in Englewood. I remember that place in Englewood.

04:21:56 Speaker_02
There was one fucking place. Englewood Wellness Center. Do you remember when we stopped going there because the guy got shot? I forgot he got shot. That guy got shot.

04:22:04 Speaker_02
Yeah, the guy that used to take care of us there, because they used to do it only cash, because you couldn't use credit cards back then. I was with you. Yeah, they shot that dude.

04:22:11 Speaker_12
He had a lollipop during Fear Factor. Oh, yeah.

04:22:14 Speaker_02
Every show. Because I did the first four episodes sober, and it was so boring. And then I started doing it on Edibles. I'm like, this is joy. This is awesome.

04:22:23 Speaker_12
Really?

04:22:23 Speaker_08
This show's so fun.

04:22:25 Speaker_12
And you would think he would stop doing comedy, because most comedians, once they get into TV, they fuck comedy up.

04:22:32 Speaker_10
He got harder with comedy. Yeah, you and I were in New York, and I know that. You and I were in New York, and I remember the first time I realized you were getting famous.

04:22:40 Speaker_10
I don't know if you remember this, probably not, but we were, I think you'd done Fear Factor, it was after the first season, and we're walking, and a cop, two cops walk by, and the cop's eyes are this big, and he goes, Joe Rogan.

04:22:52 Speaker_10
And you were like, hey, how you doing? And I was like, dude, fucking, this is when it starts. And it was the first time we were on this show.

04:22:58 Speaker_12
What it really was, was after the first season, it was hot. But after the first season, you did the Super Bowl halftime Victoria's Secret lingerie show, Fear Factor style. And we watched it at your house, like, yo. I think it was Playboy Playmates.

04:23:14 Speaker_12
Playboy Playmate, halftime, Super Bowl. So he never watched Super Bowl in his life, but now he's watching the Super Bowl. It was the Rams win, I think. And then after the Super Bowl, it was like fine. It was after like one season.

04:23:27 Speaker_12
Nobody went up to him, but we went to Baja Fresh. I'll never forget. We went to Baja Fresh.

04:23:33 Speaker_12
right after the Super Bowl and when we parked and we started walking two motherfuckers one dude in the car and we're like oh shit and then we walked like 15 more yards and another dude like oh and we looked at each other like oh shit things are gonna change now dog this is like pre-internet too the fame was still weird it was like the change new right it was weird

04:23:58 Speaker_02
Yeah, you didn't know you were famous.

04:24:00 Speaker_12
You weren't sure you know you kind of knew that the TV show is successful We didn't know what nobody was coming up to you like nobody came up to you for like a news radio.

04:24:11 Speaker_10
No Goldberg seven years or whatever the fucking school.

04:24:14 Speaker_02
Do you never you don't sell tickets that way you sell things on a podcast you sell tickets off You know I sold tickets at some clubs, but there were clubs that I was already going to you know and already built a market like Houston and Phoenix and different places where I did stand up all the time

04:24:28 Speaker_02
Don't you think fame's tougher on your kiddos than anything? Sucks for the kiddos. You keep them away from it. Yeah, you don't want to expose them. Some guys bring them out and show them to the world. Don't post pictures of them.

04:24:39 Speaker_02
Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. But a kid being famous is the worst. Has it worked out for anybody? I've never seen one kid that became famous as a child and as cool and normal as an adult.

04:24:53 Speaker_12
We always used to think like, we knew that kids, like famous kids in movies and TV shows, they always ended up fucked up and on drugs. We always knew that like, oh, it's just too much fame. But now we know why they're fucked up.

04:25:08 Speaker_12
Now we know why they're fucked up.

04:25:10 Speaker_02
How many of those child shows, those pedophiles? Yo, now we know why. You know one of the ways that Nickelodeon weirdo got busted? He had people over his house and he had a bunch of artwork from John Wayne Gacy. What?

04:25:24 Speaker_02
It was like showing it off and someone on the staff was like, hey dude, that's fucking weird. What? Yep, and that's when they started becoming privy to it. What? He had a bunch of artwork from John Wayne Gacy. You sure about that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

04:25:35 Speaker_10
All right, look at me.

04:25:36 Speaker_12
Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. Direct connection to the white, but it wasn't like in his basement.

04:25:42 Speaker_10
It was like a centerpiece Like when the clown you see we got that photo of Bill Clinton up now

04:25:57 Speaker_12
Oh yeah, I saw that out there.

04:25:59 Speaker_02
Same one from Epstein's house.

04:26:01 Speaker_12
Oh wait a minute, that's new? Yeah, we got that, that's new. The one in the dress, in the blue dress?

04:26:05 Speaker_11
Yeah, we got that now.

04:26:06 Speaker_12
It'd be sick if he had the real one. Isn't it crazy that he turned on Kamala? Isn't it crazy that he turned on Kamala? Who? We would have vetted them there would have been any murders like whoa, what is that about?

04:26:23 Speaker_02
That is true Bro, Bill Clinton during the debates when he won you go back and watch that. That was very good He's so smart made so much and he by the way, he killed it as a president.

04:26:38 Speaker_10
The economy was booming Considered a formidable intellect

04:26:41 Speaker_12
Don't you think that all of those guys when they get to that point they're compromised?

04:26:48 Speaker_02
Yes, 100%. He was the governor of Arkansas when all that shit was happening. That's why he became president. Especially before the internet, man, you had to be dirty for you to be playing the game.

04:27:13 Speaker_02
I think some of them get involved and make a difference and then you get to a certain level where you have to be compromised or you can't play the race. But Eddie, hold on.

04:27:23 Speaker_02
Imagine you're playing the game and you don't even know the internet is a possibility. So you think you're always going to be running things like this.

04:27:30 Speaker_02
And then, you know, like one of the questions that I asked Trump, the big one, was about the JFK files. So I was like, why didn't you release them?

04:27:37 Speaker_02
Because I told him you had said publicly that if they showed you what they showed me, you wouldn't release it either. And so one of the things he was talking about was some of those people are still alive.

04:27:46 Speaker_02
And I said, what you're implying by some of those people are still alive, you mean in the government? He essentially said yes. And I said, so what you're implying is they would be implicated in the murder of JFK.

04:27:57 Speaker_02
So the government is implicated in the murder of JFK. Some people that were involved, an intelligence agency or something, they may be still alive, were implicated in the murder of JFK. So he's all going to get it out once he gets into office.

04:28:09 Speaker_02
So there'll be a cleansing. That's how he described it. That's another reason they don't want him in there. 100% that's definitely. It's a huge reason they don't want him running the house. There's a lot of shit, man.

04:28:20 Speaker_02
Just the stuff they did with the 51 former intelligence agents that signed off and said the Hunter Biden laptop ad was disinformation from Russia. Just that alone.

04:28:35 Speaker_10
That alone should change your whole mind. I always go to Occam's Razor like dumb and lazy.

04:28:42 Speaker_02
Oh, don't you do this you son of a bitch. Dumb and lazy.

04:28:45 Speaker_10
Yeah, you know what I mean?

04:28:46 Speaker_02
Like I always go, hey, all in confidence. What about JFK people? Bro, you better get on that flight before your handler starts calling you. He's texting you right now.

04:29:02 Speaker_10
Hold the fucking line guys vaccines are real I'm just reading And come see me in Buffalo helium number seven eight nine you have a website Brian count Brian count calm, okay?

04:29:18 Speaker_02
What's up with your shows about your truck show yeah drive fast all gas the second giveaway will be at SEMA The giveaway goes live at SEMA. It starts November 1st. It's a dark horse Mustang with over 850 horsepower. Oh, shit. Yep.

04:29:32 Speaker_02
Roush supercharger launch edition.

04:29:34 Speaker_00
Oh, shit.

04:29:34 Speaker_02
Full carbon fiber, GTD carbon fiber all over. Oh, GTD. Yeah, it's dope. Oh, that guy does great shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my goodness. GTD is my favorite. Yep. You don't even know.

04:29:42 Speaker_02
But November 1st, if you'll sign up at drivefastallgas.com right now, you get 500 extra entries. How come there's only two guys here that really give a fuck about cars? Gay. I don't have enough money.

04:29:53 Speaker_12
I don't have enough money. I got a Tundra. I got a 10,015 Tundra. Those motherfuckers go a million miles.

04:29:59 Speaker_02
They do. They're the best. Toyota trucks are the fucking best. Now what? I love Toyota trucks. If they said you have one car that's not going to get fucked with, I'd get a Toyota truck. Dodge Cummins or Powerstroke. Those are good too.

04:30:15 Speaker_02
I'm swapping the motors in my Hummers. Oh shit. My Hummers. Look at this. Hummers, this ridiculous person. They're cheap, dude.

04:30:23 Speaker_12
This is a ridiculous person. You got an electric one? They got an electric one now. Are you getting that one?

04:30:26 Speaker_02
You know who has that? Red Band has it. Red Band has the electric one. It's the shit. It does wild. It crab walks, goes sideways.

04:30:33 Speaker_12
Have you driven a real one with an LS4 engine in it? No. How long would those take to recharge? Like a Hummer, electric Hummer? That's probably going to take like 17 hours.

04:30:43 Speaker_10
It takes a little time.

04:30:45 Speaker_02
All kinds of shit.

04:30:46 Speaker_10
But do you drive mostly your Tesla?

04:30:47 Speaker_02
No, I drive my Raptor a lot of the time. He has a Hennessey Raptor R. I love that thing. He has my favorite car of all time, GT40. The GT4. Uh, GT40. No, no. Ford GT. Ford GT. 2005 Ford GT. I almost brought that today.

04:31:01 Speaker_02
What happened to good old fashioned Corvettes? Like, what's going on? Corvettes are fucking great. There's a ZR1 coming out. The new Corvette. The crazy one. Just the regular Stingray is fucking incredible. They look like Lamborghinis now.

04:31:12 Speaker_02
And they drive so good. Tony has one. It's fucking amazing. The ZR1's gonna beat most hypercars. It's gonna be 1100 horsepower from the factory. You know, I got allocated one. Oh, don't die.

04:31:22 Speaker_12
Don't crash your chance.

04:31:23 Speaker_02
I flip that what what you got going on Sam Tripoli calm.

04:31:26 Speaker_12
We're doing tinfoil that comedy like I said earlier Columbus in February See Sam Pottstown.

04:31:31 Speaker_02
Did you just do seminar to tell everybody about the seminar?

04:31:34 Speaker_12
Oh, I'm gonna be in Richmond, Kentucky 10th planet Richmond and then 10th planet Livonia. That's in Detroit. That's coming up in December Look it up

04:31:45 Speaker_02
Look it up. But your resort, your whole thing.

04:31:47 Speaker_12
Jiu-JitsuOverdose.com in December. Check that out. That's the Coachella of Jiu-Jitsu. I'm trying to do the best shit possible. That's all I'm trying to do. I love you guys to death.

04:31:58 Speaker_02
I'm looking forward to these so much. They're so much fun. The best, brother. The best. So much fun. I love you guys.

04:32:02 Speaker_03
I love you guys.

04:32:19 Speaker_02
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