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Episode: Definitely Real Things

Author: Distractible
Duration: 00:52:55

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In this episode of Distractible, Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens engage in humorous discussions surrounding a variety of topics, including the new Chicken Big Mac and playful competitions like word association games. Their light-hearted banter features nostalgic references to the children's game 'conkers' and even addresses societal perceptions through a legal case in Scotland. The trio shares funny anecdotes about fan interactions and showcases their camaraderie as they navigate through playful challenges, highlighting their creativity and collaborative spirit while inviting listeners to appreciate the entertaining dynamics of their friendship.

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00:01:57 Speaker_06
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Brandon Bob knows his sausages, can't do accents, and gets the guys to be cunning linguists.

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Modified Mark goes conquering for sundered nuts, loves sharing a scabbard, home beverages, and pachyderms. Bartled Wade prepares harassment suits, tortures the walking wounded, and accidentally advises daytime drinking.

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From the follically challenged to Wesson's Weren't. It's time for Definitely Real Things. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.

00:02:41 Speaker_03
Hello and welcome back to another episode of the world's favorite podcast, Distractible. I'm your host because I won the last one. My name is Bob and I'm joined per usual by my two competitors and co-hosts for the day, Wade and Mark. Hello. Hey.

00:02:59 Speaker_03
Sorry, I'm struggling with technology.

00:03:01 Speaker_06
Getting older, you know.

00:03:03 Speaker_03
We're getting very old. That's actually we're going to talk about today.

00:03:05 Speaker_03
If you've never seen this show, it is a show where I give points because I'm the host and the two guys who just said hello, they're competing and one of them wins and then they host the next one and then I compete against the loser and so on and so forth.

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And it's all made up and the points don't matter, but we write them down on our little scraps of paper before we get into. I do have a game for today that we're going to play and it's fun. Question mark before we get into that. How's it going, fellas?

00:03:31 Speaker_03
you doing oh how's it hanging you know you know do i i got a headline for you if you want it oh hell yeah cheating alleged after men's world conquer champion found with steel chestnut um I don't know anything that you just talked about.

00:03:51 Speaker_03
Yeah, well, maybe a picture would help elucidate this, uh, this situation. Let me just give you, let me, let me show you a little bit of what we're talking about here, and then it should clear it right up and you should not be confused anymore.

00:04:01 Speaker_03
All right, you ready? Conquer champions? Oh! Yeah, there you go. I see. This is like from the Leprechaun Olympics. Wade, describe this for the listeners.

00:04:13 Speaker_05
Uh, in the top left corner of the screen we have a hand with a sleeve rolled up past the wrist. We have a nice blue sky, light clouds. The hand appears to be holding a stick with a acorn on it. Probably a chestnut. On the other side...

00:04:29 Speaker_05
We have a gentleman with a black bowler hat, I think they're called, wearing a green jacket on the outside. Looks like the inside is yellow. It's kind of a leprechaun-y look. The man is an older gentleman with gray hair, some gray eyebrows.

00:04:44 Speaker_05
He's holding his left hand up to admit he cheated. And his right hand is wrapped up on what looks like a chestnut balloon string.

00:04:52 Speaker_03
And his chest is covered in chestnutty apricorn... Apricorns. Yes, interesting. Did I describe it well enough? You sure did. I'm really proud of you. The fuck would I just look at? I know this, and I'm sure everyone else does.

00:05:05 Speaker_03
Conkers is a traditional children's game where you're supposed to take turns hitting each other's conkers. It's not what we called it when we were kids. Is this ball tap? with the object of breaking the other player's nut.

00:05:19 Speaker_03
So I can see how having a steel conquer apricorn. Nope. Nope. Chestnut. Steel chestnut. That would be cheating because that's not going to break. That's steel is tough. Yep. So I think that's the long and the short of it.

00:05:34 Speaker_03
You smash your nuts together until they explode. What has happened to our culture? You remember, like 10 years ago, balls of steel used to be so good. Now it's cheating.

00:05:44 Speaker_03
Uh, apparently conkers are the seeds of the chestnut tree, but they are also called oblyonkers, cheggies, or cheezers. So maybe that's why you were confused, because you thought- you didn't know we were talking about cheezers.

00:05:57 Speaker_01
Yeah, I thought we were talking about- I didn't know we were talking about cheezers. Oh, he had steel cheezers?

00:06:01 Speaker_03
Yeah, he had a steel cheezer, this guy. How'd you find this, Mark? Oh, I have various research methods that I will not elucidate.

00:06:08 Speaker_05
Man, Goh's really struggling for content right now.

00:06:13 Speaker_03
Oh, there's a- here's one to you, Wade. This is, um, this is a very topical thing to you. Uh, High Court- I don't know which court, but it seems like Scotland. High Court rules! Calling a man bald is sexual harassment! It is when Wade does it.

00:06:29 Speaker_03
I have so many lawsuits coming toward you, viewers and listeners. In the Scotland, yes. Uh, just so happens I might have land in Scotland. Ah, maybe. Are you a lord? I've got a one foot by one foot land square that makes me a lord.

00:06:47 Speaker_03
It might not be Scotland, but I think it is. It was a birthday gift? This is gonna be fake. It follows a lengthy legal case brought by electrician Tony Finn, who claimed he had been sexually harassed by his boss during a heated row in 2019.

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Mr. Finn, 64, made the claim against the British Bung Company, where he worked as an electrician for 24 years before he was fired in 2021. Yes, the British Bung- Yes, that British Bung Company. Ohhh, okay. I remember watching the British bung off. Yeah.

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He said he was a victim of sexual harassment after comments were made about his baldness, including being called a stupid bald C censor, censor, censor. That could be cock. It could be cunt. It could be crap. Fill in the blanks. Cream, but spelled wrong.

00:07:37 Speaker_03
Sizzler, but spelled really wrong. Crisp with no eye. Crank with no N Cuck a cart a jolly young fellow canned daddy Can't see Andy you got it carp carp. Oh you bald carp You stupid bald carp.

00:08:00 Speaker_03
The Three Person Employment Tribunal panel, the highest court in Scotland apparently, said the remark, quote, crossed a line. It dismissed an argument that the comment was not sexist because women can be bald too.

00:08:13 Speaker_03
The judgment said there was a connection between the word bald and the protected characteristic of sex, noting that it is, quote, much more prevalent in men than women. Judge Jonathan Brain added, we find it inherently related sex.

00:08:29 Speaker_03
So this is sounded like it's not a joke. It's not a joke at all. Why would you think it was a joke? Because you said this has to be a joke when you started reading it. And I was thinking it that's true. You did. No, no, I said it had to be fake.

00:08:39 Speaker_03
I couldn't believe it because I was aghast. I was aghast. I was like, I can't believe this is the world we live in aghast.

00:08:47 Speaker_05
I can't tell you the number of times I've walked by, like, a Scottish construction site and just heard them, like, whistle and go, BALD! The bald calling? I'm glad it's coming to an end.

00:08:57 Speaker_03
In a perfect American accent, they go, BALD! BALD! BALD! Hey laddie! BALD! It's disgusting. For some reason, because they're on a construction site, it's just like a like a New York accent in Scotland. It's like, oh, I can't even do it.

00:09:14 Speaker_04
Hey, you're bald in here.

00:09:16 Speaker_03
Look at this guy. Baldi. Anyway, that's it.

00:09:20 Speaker_05
Great article, man. That was a good find. I'm glad that, I'm glad that my kind is finally getting the recognition and treatment we deserve.

00:09:27 Speaker_03
It's only fair. Does that mean we have to stop saying that to you? Do you want, would you like us to make fun of you in different ways?

00:09:33 Speaker_01
I've just always considered it flirting and you guys are welcome to continue. Okay. I'm kinky and I like it. I'm going to start calling you Harry instead. That is offensive.

00:09:42 Speaker_05
And I'm going to take you to the highest court of Ohio.

00:09:45 Speaker_03
The Ohio Labor Tribunal? No. Yeah. I love a tribunal. We got an inherent tribunal thing going on here, and I think that's the reason why we're so successful. There's always three.

00:09:55 Speaker_01
Is that why it's called a tribunal? Never mind.

00:10:00 Speaker_03
I see now. I understand with the name. You don't see a lot of bi-bunals. You don't. Bobunal? No. Mobunal, if you're being formal.

00:10:10 Speaker_05
We're doing small talk. Oh, you know what? You know what I was going to bring up? I forgot last episode. Somehow this completely slipped my mind. We're talking about cringe stuff when you hugged your teacher.

00:10:21 Speaker_01
Yeah, man, that one. But I thought of a cringe moment that happened to me in front of you two.

00:10:25 Speaker_03
I don't recall.

00:10:26 Speaker_01
I think we were doing the tour. I think we're doing your welcome tour. It could have been a convention. I don't remember exactly the specifics, but we were walking from either the convention center or the show center to a hotel. We came across some fans.

00:10:38 Speaker_01
And there was a guy in a wheelchair and like two other people with them. And they came up and they were like, Hey, can you guys like sign? We're like, sure, we suppose signing and the guy in the wheelchair asked us to sign his arm.

00:10:47 Speaker_01
And I was a little bit late catching up because I was talking to someone else or whatever. And you guys had all signed his arm. I was he was like, Yeah, wait, will you sign my arm? I was like, Yeah, sure. So I took sharpie.

00:10:55 Speaker_01
And right on the heart of his elbow, I signed my name. And apparently the part of the conversation I missed was that he was going to get all of those tattooed on his arm.

00:11:04 Speaker_05
Ah, As I signed his elbow, he looked at me so sad. He was like, that's gonna hurt so much. And I was like, what, the sharpie? Having no idea that the man was gonna get that tattooed.

00:11:19 Speaker_03
So you never realized that, or neither of you were like, you could do it again and he just tells the tattoo artist not to go here? Or is it like a mad tattoo artist?

00:11:28 Speaker_05
I think I offered and he's like, no, that's okay.

00:11:32 Speaker_03
That would be a lie, Mark. That second signature might as well just be a big middle finger that he draws on there.

00:11:39 Speaker_01
Well, you know the second one we have to charge 50 grand. The first one's free, but second one we gotta charge a lot of money.

00:11:44 Speaker_05
It's true. But yeah, I remember just that feeling of like him looking sad. I was so proud. I was like, dude, that came out really well. I should sign bones more often. It's a nice tight surface where the W looks great. One of my better signatures.

00:11:57 Speaker_05
And he just looked so sad.

00:11:59 Speaker_03
You got a nice tight elbow, sir. Great for writing.

00:12:03 Speaker_05
You all looked at me like I was the biggest asshole. You're like, dude, why would you sign there? I was like, I didn't know I was going to get tattooed. I missed that part of the conversation.

00:12:11 Speaker_03
Maybe maybe my memory is getting bad, but I don't remember that. But I'm sure it happened.

00:12:16 Speaker_01
You. Yeah, I recalled that after the episode was like, oh, I forgot that one.

00:12:20 Speaker_03
If you're still watching after all these years, I'm so sorry. He did it on purpose. Don't believe him.

00:12:25 Speaker_01
I'd do it again, but like, this time it would be intentional. Intentful? Intentional's a word.

00:12:30 Speaker_03
Intentional is a word. You don't need to question that one.

00:12:32 Speaker_01
Alright, we got Joey Chestnut on my mind or whatever the hell the thing. Joey Chestnut? Is that the hot dog guy?

00:12:36 Speaker_03
Joey Chestnut! Yeah. He's the Nathan's hot dog eating champion. He's my champion anyway. He was expunged. Expunged? Disbunned. Expunged. He was expunged. Do you mean beaten? Or do you mean his records were taken away?

00:12:51 Speaker_03
No, he got a different sponsorship from a different hot dog.

00:12:53 Speaker_05
He's a con man now. Yes!

00:12:56 Speaker_03
I don't get it. I don't get it.

00:12:58 Speaker_05
Cons is a brand of hot dog.

00:13:00 Speaker_03
Oh! K-A-H-N, right? Like con. I'm an Oscar Mayer, mister.

00:13:06 Speaker_04
I'm on my Iggy.

00:13:08 Speaker_03
He went indie. He only eats Queen City sausages now. I'm glad Wade liked it. I'm glad he's having fun over there.

00:13:17 Speaker_05
Can we go back? Can we start from the top with describing the picture?

00:13:21 Speaker_03
It's too late now. That guy's a conk man. God damn it.

00:13:26 Speaker_05
I don't feel good today.

00:13:28 Speaker_03
Maybe I'm not understanding the nuance of conkers, but how would you not notice if a thing that was supposed to be a nut from a tree was actually made of metal? Is that less obvious than it seems like it would be to me? How does the duel go?

00:13:44 Speaker_03
slap them on sticks against each other? They're not sticks. It looks like you have the nut on a string and you go swang and you try and like smack them against each other on the strings.

00:13:54 Speaker_03
So it was a picture, still image, but they were on strings and they were swinging them. That's why the guy had it wrapped around his hand, because it's a string.

00:14:02 Speaker_05
That makes more sense than the weird metal rod Wolverine claw I was picturing.

00:14:06 Speaker_03
Yeah, no, that's not. I was like, oh, man, he's got a brass stick knuckle. Turns out his conqueror was just a gun. He was just shooting everybody else's nuts. How do we not know? I looked at I was like, that seems fair.

00:14:21 Speaker_03
But now in retrospect, what were we thinking? Oh, it's British, though. What were we thinking, Governor? Scottish. No, not Scottish. That was the Whoa, whoa, you can't just say that, dude. Editors, bleep that out. Censor that.

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00:15:47 Speaker_03
All right, well, shall we move on to the game, gentlemen? Sure. I hope you've got a lot of words in your brains. I used a ghast earlier, so I've got a few. Because you're going to need some sweet, sweet words for this one.

00:16:01 Speaker_03
I'm going to be honest, I stole this from another thing. I saw this on TikTok. It's just like a fun word game. So I want to play it. I didn't invent this. I don't even know if it has an official title. I call it Word Game. really gives it away.

00:16:13 Speaker_03
I'm going to give you two words and you need to connect these two words by saying like two word phrases. So a short example would be I give you the word paper and the word dance. And you could say, paper cut, cut in line, line dance.

00:16:33 Speaker_03
And it's two word phrases, but I'm excluding like, in or on. You can have little, what are those called? Just those small words. You can include the small words. It's two big words and any number of small words. Like, look my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

00:16:48 Speaker_03
But not look at my ass. No, no, just look my ass. Which ones are the big words in that? Uh, look and ass. Look, ass. Maybe there's just a comma. Ass big, my small. Huh? I'm misunderstanding everything that's happening, I think. Where is small? What?

00:17:04 Speaker_03
Anyway, it's OK, because we're going to kind of work together.

00:17:06 Speaker_03
It's a game of cooperatively getting from point A to point B, and you're not going to earn points for finishing the puzzle, but you are going to earn points along the way for the quality of the connections that we can make.

00:17:19 Speaker_03
And you're welcome to make it, like the example I gave you is very short, right? There's three things, but you're welcome to make it. And I assume we will make it fairly long.

00:17:27 Speaker_03
I'm just going to give you a starting word and an ending word, and we're going to take turns going back and forth. And I just want to, I just want to, I just want to make some connections, you know? I'm not fully understanding, I don't think.

00:17:37 Speaker_03
Okay, I'll give you another example. We'll give you the starting word is phone and the ending word is lock. And then to get there, you could say phone number, number pad, padlock.

00:17:50 Speaker_03
So each of these couple, each of these sets of words is like a thing, right? A phone number is a thing. A number pad is a thing. And then a padlock is a thing. And the lock is the word you're trying to get.

00:18:02 Speaker_01
Do they have to be compound words like that?

00:18:04 Speaker_03
Do you have to be, I'm going to say two words or equivalently short phrases. Like in my first one, I said cut in line where technically that's three words, but like the words are cut and line in is just there to facilitate the language. Gotcha. Okay.

00:18:18 Speaker_03
Yeah. I got it already. I was already with you. Yeah. I call it word game. Ooh, cooperative word game. No, no, no. Just word game. Just word game. Let's just seize into it. Once again, I tried to calibrate these and how hard I think they'll be.

00:18:35 Speaker_03
So this is probably the hardest one of the entire day. We must spend the rest of the entire episode on it. But the first one, I want to start at star and I want to go to bottle, star and bottle. And we'll flip a coin to see who goes first.

00:18:48 Speaker_03
Oh, Wade goes first. Oh, okay. Uh, star light. Okay, good one, good one. My turn? Yeah, go ahead. Light saber. Oh, that's a tough one. I don't know, it's got a clear path. Oh, does it? Yeah!

00:19:05 Speaker_05
Saber me timbers.

00:19:06 Speaker_03
What? What'd you say? Saber me timbers.

00:19:12 Speaker_05
I got it. Hold on. I got this.

00:19:14 Speaker_03
We can get here. We can see what Mark's laying down. I'm pretty sure. Starlight, lightsaber. I have one that I feel like it goes after saber, but I don't see how Mark thinks that's the obvious path. So I feel like I'm wrong.

00:19:26 Speaker_05
Sabery flavor.

00:19:28 Speaker_03
Oh wait, I might be getting it backwards. Wait. No, I might have gotten something wrong in the chain I'm gonna start a word with saber. Uh-huh saber in sheath What? What the fuck starts with saber, man? Oh, man. Can I give it?

00:19:50 Speaker_03
Can I say what I was going to, even though it's not quite right? Okay. Okay. This is where I was going to go. It's not getting there because I realized now, oh, I thought about it backwards. I was going to go, it was light saber, saber, tooth, tooth pick.

00:20:03 Speaker_03
And then I forgot I was going to go water pick or, and then I'm like, wait, no, because I needed to get to water. I was going to go water bottle, but that it's toothpick to water pick. And that doesn't work. I forgot about saber tooth.

00:20:15 Speaker_03
Sabretooth is the one I thought of. That's the only one I could think of. But that was the one I thought of. That's why I thought it would have been easy. I was like, it's the only one I could think of. All right, wait, do you want to use Sabretooth?

00:20:26 Speaker_01
Oh, man. You know, it's such a good one.

00:20:28 Speaker_03
I mean, you could think of your own if you want. Honestly, if you want to, I will. I will accept Sabre and Sheath because it's really fucking funny. So does the word got to be Sheath to start with? Yeah, so the next word is Sheath. Oh, man.

00:20:42 Speaker_03
Yeah, you know what?

00:20:43 Speaker_05
Just to help my buddy Mark along, I'll give him in sheath.

00:20:46 Speaker_03
The word is just sheath. In gets dropped. In gets dropped. Oh man, okay.

00:20:52 Speaker_05
I've got a clear line here, man. I don't know.

00:20:55 Speaker_03
Oh yeah, me too. That's an obvious path. I got it. Here we go. We've got sheath of the east.

00:21:05 Speaker_04
Sheath of da East. What are we trying to get to, Bottle?

00:21:09 Speaker_03
Sheath of da East. Uh, let me ask the judges. Judges are saying yes. Sheath of da East.

00:21:17 Speaker_05
Can I rewind to what I thought this was gonna go?

00:21:19 Speaker_03
No, you got it, man. East.

00:21:21 Speaker_05
It's easy. From here. When I gave you Starlight, I was like, Starlight, light beer, beer, bottle.

00:21:27 Speaker_03
Nah, yeah, that would've been Man, that would have really got us there right on time. Now that I'm in da East, I gotta figure out the fuck. Alright, sheath of da East. Wade, your word is East. Can they be names of locations? Uh, sure.

00:21:46 Speaker_03
Clearly the rules are more of a suggestion.

00:21:49 Speaker_05
So like here in Cincinnati, there's a lake called East Fork. Fort? East Fork.

00:21:55 Speaker_03
Fork, like fork and spoon. Well, fork bottle doesn't make any sense at all, man. How do you expect to get there?

00:22:02 Speaker_05
Ah, I forgot sheath into east. I should have got something better.

00:22:06 Speaker_03
Sheath up to east. East bottle. What are we doing?

00:22:11 Speaker_05
Mark and I both had our own paths. We did not cooperate. I went toward light beer. He went to saber tooth.

00:22:19 Speaker_03
Mark, your word is fork. Let's go. We got this. Oh, yeah, we do. Fucking no. Can't use fork of da east. I'm just going to count that out right now. Oh, don't worry. I was going to say fork in da road. Judges are saying yes, that counts. Your word is road.

00:22:45 Speaker_03
Road is fine. Road is totally normal. Road bottle. You know what I have? I have a one word solution that gets us to the end and it's not. It's something we've already talked about. Road beer. That's a thing. Road beer?

00:23:00 Speaker_00
That's a thing.

00:23:00 Speaker_03
Road beer. I don't think that's a thing we should encourage here. That's, that's, that's really, you know. Road beer doesn't count because it's bad. Don't do road beer. That's our official opinion. That's a fair, that's fair, Mark. Very fair.

00:23:13 Speaker_03
You get a fair point. Road kill. Kill bottle! Kill bottle, obviously, yeah. I just thought of it. No, don't tell me. Okay, I'll save it. I'll save it. I've got another one word solution. Is it kill beer? It better not be kill beer. It's not kill beer.

00:23:29 Speaker_03
It's totally new. It's totally new. Kill saber. Kill saber tooth.

00:23:35 Speaker_05
Saber into east. East bottle.

00:23:41 Speaker_03
No, I was going to clear that.

00:23:42 Speaker_04
I was going to say kill into bill, you know?

00:23:47 Speaker_03
I'll save mine. You know what?

00:23:50 Speaker_05
I'm just going to say you can't use it because it's not right.

00:23:56 Speaker_03
What I thought of was kill me and then me bottle. You know, the exclamation, me bottle! But you gotta say it in Scottish. Me bottle! Me bottle! What is my word, time? Time, what is time? Yeah, obviously. Time to drink. And then drink the bottle! Yeah!

00:24:21 Speaker_03
Is that it? That's how you're going! No, we can get there. If you give me that, we can get there.

00:24:27 Speaker_05
No, it's too easy. I got to go different route.

00:24:29 Speaker_03
The goal is to actually get to the end, but I'm not going to rush you. I'm not going to rush you. You can get there in your own way. I believe in you guys. We're a team here. Mark, you can get there with this. I know. Yep. Time share.

00:24:43 Speaker_05
Share bottle! You could probably put a couple other words in there. Hey, share that bottle!

00:24:48 Speaker_03
No, that's stupid.

00:24:49 Speaker_05
Share bottle!

00:24:51 Speaker_04
What were you going for? What were you going for?

00:24:53 Speaker_05
I can't tell ya, this would ruin the game.

00:24:56 Speaker_04
Share. Share. What? Share what? A lot of things you can share, man.

00:25:04 Speaker_03
What do you want me to share? Share where? Oh, yeah. All right. All right. I got it, dude. We're there. Thank you. Okay. Ready? Go for it. Share that bottle. No, that shouldn't count. It's not share. Your word is where. Where's that bottle? I don't know.

00:25:27 Speaker_03
That's also not the kind of ware that it is, but okay. Ware that bottle! Oh, you're right. I gave him a really troublesome ware. It's not that kind of... Shareware is spelled S-H-A-R-E-W-A-R-E. Ware. Like software. Yeah, I didn't help you.

00:25:44 Speaker_05
May I present the new software wolf.

00:25:48 Speaker_03
I don't think that's how that's spelled. Oh, wait, there is one. There's a word that does make sense there. Oh, yeah. Wait, there's an easy one. I feel so stupid. Where is W-E-A-R-Y? Warehouse! Warehouse! Yes!

00:26:04 Speaker_04
Aha!

00:26:05 Speaker_03
And now we've really got it. Yes, there's no way we fuck this up. I'm sure we'll get there this time. This is simple. The very responsible house beer. You don't want a road beer. We have to endorse house beer.

00:26:22 Speaker_03
If road beer is off limits, then yeah, what we are saying is it better be a house beer. Yeah. Or it's like you're at a bar and it's the house, you know, beer, you know, they have. So I got to get from beer to bottle.

00:26:34 Speaker_03
I don't know if I'm going to count that. I don't think he's done. Beer tab, beer well, beer bottle. God, how long did that take? I wasn't looking at the time. It's 30 minutes into the episode. Ah, fuck. That took about a little over 10 minutes of action.

00:26:50 Speaker_03
Oh, no, that's not true. More like 15 minutes.

00:26:53 Speaker_05
You and I both had like five words. We were like, that'll get there. That'll get there. We didn't go anywhere close.

00:26:59 Speaker_03
Would you like to hear how the journey that we went on to get from star to bottle? No. Yeah, sure.

00:27:07 Speaker_03
Star light, light saber, saber in sheath, sheath of da east, east fork, fork in da road, road kill, kill time, time share, share ware, warehouse, house beer, beer bottle.

00:27:23 Speaker_05
Other than the east and with sheath, other than those two, we were pretty good.

00:27:28 Speaker_03
If you don't look at all the of does and in does, it's fantastic.

00:27:32 Speaker_04
Saber in sheath.

00:27:34 Speaker_03
Ah, I knew this would be a good idea. Beware the Sheath of the East! I knew you guys would be good at this. Thanks. It would be a challenge for people to even come up with that many connections without stumbling there.

00:27:46 Speaker_03
I feel like we've really... Without purposefully going away from your goal, yes, it's almost impressive that you were both actually trying to succeed and that's where we went.

00:27:57 Speaker_03
Alright, well I'm excited for this one then, because I thought this one might be harder. I have no idea why I thought that, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, your first word is chair, and I want you to get to elephant. Am I going first? Mark starts, yes.

00:28:15 Speaker_03
maybe chair lift i can't lift an elephant chair lift lift elephant got it you guys are so good at this what compound word leads to elephant yeah that's what i was thinking like man that's tough i i can think of one oh i can think of one as well

00:28:32 Speaker_03
Mark and I both scramble to the the one answer at almost the exact same moment every time and Wade is like Saber in sheath?

00:28:40 Speaker_03
Maybe this is like a superpower you have Bob wherever you discover it I instantly am like oh yeah, and I bet it's the same I bet we're thinking of the same thing here I'm gonna type I'm gonna type it to you it are we thinking of the same thing everyone so I can also know no no don't help him don't help him I thought this was cooperative.

00:28:56 Speaker_03
Oh, no, that's a different one all right, okay, all right, okay? Oh, I guess I shouldn't tell you since you're playing the game. I have a different one, but that is a good one. Well, he told you, you tell me and I'll tell Mark mine. All right.

00:29:06 Speaker_03
That sounds fair. Great. All right. Chair lift. And I got to get to we have to get to elephant. Your word is lift. And we're trying to get the elephant weighed. I believe in you. Lift up. That's it. So you go with a lift, lift up.

00:29:22 Speaker_03
That's what we're working with. Alright, I'll allow it. It couldn't be lift off or any actual thing. Lift up.

00:29:28 Speaker_05
Maybe off is the word I was trying to think of. I was like, there's something that just starts with lift. What is it? Lift up. Lift up. That's it.

00:29:34 Speaker_03
It's like that song. You lift up! Alright Wade, listen. That was a bullshit. I'm gonna give you this. Up. Uplift. Try again.

00:29:49 Speaker_04
Lift down.

00:29:55 Speaker_05
Lifted the West Lift off good one.

00:30:02 Speaker_03
All right lift off. Okay. All right off off beat don't say beat off I See you activated by a trap car beat of the North Oh

00:30:19 Speaker_00
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00:30:29 Speaker_03
to see how many times we could go around this loop. But isn't that a, it's like that who's on first joke. Lift up, up lift, lift off, off beat, beat up, up lift. No, no, up dog. Ah, shit. Wait, what? Is Wade actually going with beat up?

00:30:48 Speaker_03
Is that what we're doing? Yeah, I thought so.

00:30:50 Speaker_05
He played off, I was joking, but he played off. Yeah, we're going, man.

00:30:52 Speaker_03
Oh, I thought you were serious. Nope, we're going with it. Beat up, up dog. Wade, your word is dog. That's where we're going.

00:30:58 Speaker_05
I'm not doing this one, but if I say dog mug, we have elephant!

00:31:06 Speaker_03
If we get desperate, maybe we should circle back around to that one.

00:31:09 Speaker_05
Yeah, yeah, Mark, keep that one in mind.

00:31:10 Speaker_03
Okay, I do. Dog fight. Okay, not the direction I was hoping.

00:31:15 Speaker_05
I feel that way every time you give me what we're doing. Granted, I don't know how I'm landing this, so I hope it doesn't come down to me.

00:31:23 Speaker_03
I have Marcus sitting here like, uh-huh. And then that and wait, it's just like any word my elephant Fight goes with that. I don't know how to land elephant.

00:31:34 Speaker_01
So I'm fucking lost fight night And I GH cheese, they're not like a knight with armor

00:31:40 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's fight at night, fight night. Fight in the evening. There's a clear line. There's a very direct line. Keep saying that, he'll definitely figure it out.

00:31:50 Speaker_05
Having not seen the final destination of where we're trying to land, I know which path is correct.

00:31:55 Speaker_03
We know! We know what the landing is! Wait, it's Elephant. Elephant is the destination.

00:32:00 Speaker_05
Because the answer you're looking for is Nightfall!

00:32:09 Speaker_03
Hey, can I just say, silver lining, I'm pretty sure this one's turning out to be harder than the first one.

00:32:14 Speaker_05
I'm still circling in my helicopter looking for how to land elephant. Oh man, but it was right there, man. It was right there.

00:32:22 Speaker_04
It sure probably was. Okay. All right.

00:32:25 Speaker_03
Um, no, I can't, I can't do this. What are you going to say?

00:32:29 Speaker_02
Fall off.

00:32:33 Speaker_05
Where did this great plan of yours bring you, Mark? Back to me. Offload! I'm heading right toward elephant.

00:32:43 Speaker_03
I'm glad you said the right word. Load up.

00:32:48 Speaker_04
Don't say upload. Upend! Okay, good. You bitch!

00:32:58 Speaker_03
Progressing mark one is living in the past. We know we got there. We got there end of the show End of the show final word or end

00:33:12 Speaker_05
Show elephant.

00:33:13 Speaker_03
Yeah, that's a thing, right? Show elephant. Yeah, yeah, that's a thing! That's a thing! That's a thing! Yeah!

00:33:18 Speaker_05
I got it right away when you said show, but I wanted to make you squirm.

00:33:21 Speaker_03
Okay, that's fine. Because what I was doing was like fight night, and then it was gonna be like night circus, and then circus elephant. Yeah, I feel that circus was the one that I thought of, Mark.

00:33:32 Speaker_03
Mark's original one was pink elephant, but I was also thinking you could try and arrive at circus elephant.

00:33:37 Speaker_05
The only one I had was Blue Elephant, which is like the dude from Star Wars. Blue Elephant? What? Yeah, the Blue Elephant guy who plays, like, the keyboard.

00:33:45 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:46 Speaker_01
Because Robot Chicken had a whole thing, like, they did a song where, like, fucking one of the NSYNC guys came on, not actually, but was, like, singing about being a Blue Elephant. Like, his whole shtick was he was a Blue Elephant, so I was like...

00:33:56 Speaker_01
Dude, they must both be thinking blue elephant. That's the one.

00:33:59 Speaker_03
That's the one. There's a little pettiness in this journey, but I do like it.

00:34:04 Speaker_03
To get from chair to elephant, we got chair lift, lift up, uplift, lift off, off beat, beat up, up dog, dog fight, fight night, night fall, fall off, off load, load up, up end, end of the show, show elephant. We had a lot of offs and ups.

00:34:30 Speaker_03
We're really good at screwing each other over.

00:34:33 Speaker_05
Oh, man. You're like, that's not the ending I want to do. Go again.

00:34:36 Speaker_03
You had four ups. You had three lifts. Anyway, that was a good one, guys.

00:34:43 Speaker_05
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00:35:37 Speaker_03
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00:35:44 Speaker_01
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00:36:05 Speaker_03
Copyright 2024, Mondelez International Group. Let's try one more. That's all we'll have time for. Oh, we got time for at least three. I can't imagine how this one will be too difficult. We're going to do river and piano. And Wade goes first.

00:36:26 Speaker_05
All right. Riverwalk.

00:36:28 Speaker_03
Walk. Walkway. Way to go. I like it. So Mark's word is go. Oh no, that's backwards. Oh no. I went down the wrong path. I keep making it backwards in my head. I keep making it backwards. Are you are you thinking like from the end back to where we are?

00:36:44 Speaker_03
Are you just like flipping things around in your head? No, I think of like a word that goes with piano. But this time I went, oh, piano bar. It's perfect. I'll go backwards from there. And then I start connecting to that.

00:36:56 Speaker_04
And I'm like, that's not how the game works.

00:36:58 Speaker_03
Anyway, what was your word again? Wait, I've completely forgotten at this point. Go. All right, got it. Go low. Low key. Ah, shit. God damn it. Every time it comes back to me, it's not my plan. I got to rethink it all over again.

00:37:14 Speaker_05
I was like, oh, keys. He's trying to get the keys.

00:37:16 Speaker_03
No, why would that be a key piano? Just because it's associated with piano doesn't mean it helps. I don't know, man. I thought you were going to go low bar. And then it's right there.

00:37:26 Speaker_05
I'm laughing because I believe in you and this is very good positive stuff that way. I mean keyhole. Oh

00:37:49 Speaker_04
What are you doing? P-hole, okay.

00:38:01 Speaker_03
Is that your answer? Are we going with holy moly? He has to go with it. It's like chess, you said it out loud. Oh, okay.

00:38:07 Speaker_02
I don't know, moly might be an end of the line. Hole. Hole. Uh-huh. Hole. Hole. Hole hole is not one. Hole in the wall. Hole in the wall.

00:38:19 Speaker_03
Okay. Hole in da wall. Fuck. Why did I think that was a term? Because that's what I was hoping you were going for. Hey, I gave it to you. Why did I think wall piano was a thing? That wall piano was a thing.

00:38:33 Speaker_03
Wait, if you could define it, what is a wall piano, Mark? I thought it was like, piano in the wall. I don't know. I just, I don't know why I thought that. I was like, yeah, that's a thing that exists.

00:38:45 Speaker_05
I've got a word I want to get to, but I don't know how we're going to get there from here.

00:38:49 Speaker_03
Oh no. Okay. All right. Oh, Mark, did we just have the same thought? I can't wait to fuck this up for you guys. I was gonna say, wall bar is a thing, right?

00:39:00 Speaker_03
Whether it's a bar on the wall, or it's an actual bar, bar embedded into the wall, I think wall bar could be many things, but it's real, right? Wall bar? Uh, if you Google wall bar, there is a consistent thing that comes up. That's a thing! Yeah.

00:39:17 Speaker_03
It's a thing. Okay. Okay. I'll allow it. I'll allow it. Wall bar. Bring it home, Wade. Bar piano. That's a thing, right? You have to say it like you want to say it. That's the rule. Bar piano! Oh, shit. Is that a thing?

00:39:31 Speaker_03
Every time I- If I look up bar piano, it just comes up piano bar. Oh, no, Wade.

00:39:35 Speaker_05
I think that that's correct. That's not the word I was trying to get us.

00:39:39 Speaker_03
I think our definition of what is and is not a thing has been pretty loose. I was willing to give you a bar piano purely in the context of like, oh, it's a piano in a bar. It's a bar piano. OK, good. OK, cool. Because like it's it does have a meaning.

00:39:54 Speaker_03
I feel like that's distinct, right? It's not a concert piano. It's a bar piano. So it's like it's a little sticky.

00:39:59 Speaker_01
I want a grand piano so bad.

00:40:02 Speaker_03
Grand was one I thought you guys could get to.

00:40:04 Speaker_01
But that's what I was trying to get. I was like, all right, something something grand. But how do you end in grand is the hard thing.

00:40:09 Speaker_03
Yeah, that was a tough thing. I couldn't think of it. Stand grand. All right, give us another. We're getting better at this. That one was much shorter. We had riverwalk, walkway, way to go, go low, low key, keyhole, hole into wall, wall bar, bar piano.

00:40:24 Speaker_03
Okay, when you read it all together there, it sounds a little bit more unhinged. We'll do speed round this time. This is where- I'll give you one I feel like could be done super efficient. We're starting at train and we're ending at- Station. Clock.

00:40:37 Speaker_03
Oh, okay. Train, whistle. Whistle blower. Blower and mower.

00:40:43 Speaker_05
Mower, I hardly know her.

00:40:47 Speaker_03
Alright, mower, I hardly know her. Mark's word is her, I guess. Her. Her. What was the last word we're going for? Block.

00:41:00 Speaker_05
He's not wrong, it is hers. I saw it. Her name was on it.

00:41:04 Speaker_03
I mean, if it does in fact belong to her, I guess it is her clock.

00:41:07 Speaker_05
Oh, did we were reading each other's minds on that one?

00:41:10 Speaker_03
When we go fast, we don't even need to think about how wrong we are. Come on, give us another one. We're getting into it now. All right. All right. I want to do cloud to shoe. Wade goes first.

00:41:20 Speaker_05
Great. Cloud has so many things that follow. Cloud in the sky.

00:41:25 Speaker_03
You gotta say in da sky, you can't say the- Cloud in da sky. Skyfall. Fall down. Down under. Underfoot. Oh, oh, right there? Get your ball shoes Shoes for the ball. I love it. Oh Mark's word is Next one

00:42:07 Speaker_03
Out of the sky, skyfall, fall down, down under, underfoot, football, ball, de-de-shoe! It's so obvious now when you say it like that.

00:42:16 Speaker_05
I don't know why my brain just doesn't go for the words that you can connect. It's like, I need to get to foot. Cause foots are connected to shoes.

00:42:23 Speaker_03
Foots are very close to shoes. Uh, are we doing another one? One more speed one? Oh yeah, one more. Alright, last one. Best one. We're going to do bicycle to candle. Bicycle lock. Locksmith. Smith and Wesson. Oh no. Wesson Isle virus.

00:42:48 Speaker_03
Just want to throw out there. You could have also gone with Wesson wound, but no Wesson I'll virus mark your virus virus medicine medicine man What word were we going for? No man with a plan man with the plan with the plan all right plan Plan-del.

00:43:12 Speaker_03
Plan. You got Wesson but not plan?

00:43:16 Speaker_05
I sure did! Plan-ter. Plan.

00:43:20 Speaker_03
Alright, mark your word as ter. Ter-candle. Uh, ter-key. Ter-key. Wade, your word is key. Yankee! No!

00:43:33 Speaker_04
Nevermind! Key-yang!

00:43:40 Speaker_03
Keep the speed up here gentlemen West Nile Nile River the starting word Oh bicycle River was a previous starting word though Okay, Nile River river water water flow water flow Flow like wax. Is that a term, right?

00:44:10 Speaker_03
Yeah, let me chuck that in Google and see if flow like wax comes up. He hit the dance floor, he hit a flow like wax. That's a thing, isn't it? Isn't that a term? Uh... No, it's not. Never mind, fuck off. No, fuck you. No, fuck you. Sorry, judge. Sorry.

00:44:27 Speaker_03
Fuck you, sorry. Flow free. Free bird. Bird? Got it. Okay. I see where we're going. Mark! It's there! It's there!

00:44:36 Speaker_04
What is there? It's there! What is there? I see it! It's like, check! Bird candle?

00:44:47 Speaker_03
What are you looking- bird scented? What are you looking for? Oh, I was trying to get to a different word. Bird wax, is that it?

00:44:59 Speaker_04
Something in between. What do you mean?

00:45:04 Speaker_03
Bird flu. Ah, yes. Bird flu, good one. Wade, I'm sure that's the word you were hoping for. No!

00:45:10 Speaker_04
I don't know, bird scent really is a real thing.

00:45:16 Speaker_05
Flu, flu-like.

00:45:20 Speaker_03
As in flu-like symptoms? Yeah. Got it. Oh. Oh. Like a bird? Yeah, you do it, Smarty. Like a bird. Yo, what do you have?

00:45:31 Speaker_05
Like a butterfly sting like a bee.

00:45:35 Speaker_03
No, like a bird. Look, let's see what you got. Birds and the bees. Oh. Oh. Beeswax. wax candle oh man that was why is it the worst one yet jesus christ we we finally arrived at our destination but we traveled through bicycle lock lock

00:46:00 Speaker_03
Smith, Smith and Wesson, Wesson Isle virus, virus medicine, medicine man, man with the plan, plan ter, ter key, key west, west Nile, Nile river, river water, water flow, flow free, free bird, bird flu, flu like, like a bird, bird and the bees, bees wax, wax candle.

00:46:20 Speaker_05
See if you can get there any faster, viewing and listening audience.

00:46:24 Speaker_03
I'm sure there's plenty of people laughing their heads off out there, chuckling it up and see if you can do better. You can't. You won't. I feel great. I had a great time. That was very fun.

00:46:34 Speaker_03
Can I say you guys were better at that than I thought you might be? How bad did you think we would be god? I was afraid we wouldn't be able to finish one and we just have to give up and move on But you guys got there.

00:46:44 Speaker_05
What did you forget sheath into east was the thing?

00:46:52 Speaker_03
See ingenuity, that's what we do here brain smarts and other good things. That's what I knew we were on the right path

00:47:00 Speaker_03
Wesson Nile virus that really I still fucking you in no time literally Mark was like Smith and Wesson and you were like what's a Nile virus and then the next one? It was like virus medicine and you were like Oh medicine What comes after medicine? No.

00:47:18 Speaker_03
Listen, sometimes this thing fires in all cylinders and sometimes we out of gas. Gentlemen, thank you for playing along. As always, I appreciate you doing whatever I tell you to. Technically, you don't have to, but you do anyway.

00:47:30 Speaker_03
I'm going to recount the scores and the name that I say first has nothing to do with anything. Don't even think twice about it. Mark. Yes. You got a point for Bonkers Conkers.

00:47:40 Speaker_03
harassment nice tight elbow he's a conk man lightsaber fair point uplift fuck you load up her clock da shoe and turkey wait on order means nothing the winner is whoever has the most points and i said in no particular order wait you got points for chestnutty apricorns too bald johnny there's jugs there there's juice there excuse me

00:48:08 Speaker_03
Mabunal, if you're fancy. Saber and sheath, beer bottle, up end, show elephant, way to go, West Nile virus, planter, and it's there! I see it!

00:48:22 Speaker_04
I forgot about Mabunal. Mabunal.

00:48:26 Speaker_03
Mark, you earned a total of 11 points. And like I said, the order means nothing. I didn't say the loser first or any particular reason. I picked at random. Wade, you earned 12 points. Yes!

00:48:39 Speaker_03
Turns out the random order is the same as if I had read the loser first. I wrote you guys down in a different order than usual, so I tried to mix it up. Woo!

00:48:49 Speaker_03
Honestly, you guys, in the lightning rounds, I feel like I missed some points, and I feel like, Mark, I might have missed one or two, but I think I missed one for Wade. No, it's okay. It was close. It was quite the competition.

00:49:01 Speaker_05
You know what people will always remember this for, other than maybe Mabunal, which I hope they do, is Sheath and Da East.

00:49:06 Speaker_03
Really started off strong with Saber in Sheath and Sheath of Da East. Yeah, wait, Sheath of Da East was mine, excuse me.

00:49:14 Speaker_05
Oh, believe me, I would have never thought of Sheath and Da East. I still don't know what the fuck it means, but I'm glad it worked!

00:49:21 Speaker_03
I know exactly what it means, Mark. Don't let him tear you down. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This might tear you down, though. Mark, loser speech.

00:49:28 Speaker_03
Uh, well, you know, I think we got to showcase just how much our skills complement each other when we're all working together. which in this episode we were not, and therefore missing our crucial third piece, we fell apart.

00:49:41 Speaker_03
So, Bob, you're the glue that holds our brains together. You're like our cerebrospinal fluid. You're the medial gap between our hemispheres. You are the cerebellum that anchors our two frontal lobes. Without your brain stem, we would just be nothingness.

00:49:59 Speaker_03
I like to think I'm the space through which you are flung when you get your concussions. Oh, yeah. I hope so. I'm your intercranial space. Good speech, Mark. Yeah, that had the vibes of a winner's speech. That's just my attitude every day.

00:50:12 Speaker_03
You gotta dress for the job. Wade, give the actual winner's speech.

00:50:15 Speaker_01
all right i won i feel like crap but you know i had some good laughs some good moments and i'm gonna probably pass out for a little while after this but it was a good time good game i want to play this again i want all three of us to somehow play it together i don't know but great episode bob mark you and i like we were reading each other's sentences

00:50:34 Speaker_03
Okay, thank you everybody for listening. Thank you even more for watching, because everybody knows we favor the watchers over the listeners. It's not even close. If you want to be in our inner circle, you need to watch. You need to be a watcher.

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Everyone knows that. And you can only watch it on Spotify, so make sure you go and check that out. Mark is Markiplier on the internet. Wade is LordMinion777 or Minion777 on the internet. I am MySkirm on there. We have merch! DistractibleStore.com.

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Make sure you check it out. Make sure you follow the podcast on whatever platform you listen on, so then it'll pop up when there's a new one, because you don't want to miss it. Imagine if you hadn't watched this today.

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Your life would be terrible and sad, probably. Anyway, thank you so much for being here. That's the end. Stay tuned next time when Wade hosts, because he is just so much better than both of us. Until then, podcast out.