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Episode: #2205 - Legion of Skanks
Author: Joe Rogan
Duration: 03:14:09
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The Joe Rogan Experience.
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All right, well, boys, good to see you. What's happening? What's up, Joe? You have a little adventure coming over here.
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We did.
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Got a little lost.
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We just stopped sweating.
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This one you ever dropped off at the wrong spot? This one might be on me. No, no. About halfway.
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Uber dropped us off at the completely right spot in his mind. The amount that I cursed him because we thought it was the wrong spot.
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I mean we spent on me That's on me because I should have got you guys the car service. We have the car service It takes guys all but I figured you guys were already here.
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Yeah, it's funny when we were at about I Don't know three-quarters into our
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three-quarter mile walk here you send somebody over to come get us and he pulled up in a car and he goes he goes you guys for Joe right we said yeah and he goes follow me and then just drove away you know what you were too sweaty yeah that's what it was
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Are you guys here for Joe Rogan he told me to bring you this heat Where I was in Utah where it was like 50 degrees and I came right here to Austin It was like 98 when I got out of the car.
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I was like, you know, I forgot. Yeah Summer doesn't end in Texas.
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It lasts a long time, but it does get winter here and It's hilarious the Austin people don't know what the fuck to do and it snows out.
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There's no infrastructure I got stuck in Houston for maybe four or five days because they had I mean I want to say a light flurry and there's a little bit of ice but Texas doesn't have like you know When we had the big freeze the first year I moved here they did nothing yeah, they did nothing they just let it thaw and
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I I was the one flight that was able to get out one time to go to Dallas For a gig and they had like it was three inches of snow But the whole place shuts down and the thank God because the car that picked me up to drive me to the hotel that night if there Was other cars in the road dude it would have been ping-pong dude every time he stopped the car would like turn sideways completely Because there's nobody else in the road, so it didn't really matter I
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Tell me the sketchiest feeling is not when you're in like Edmonton or some shit and they have to spray that stuff on the wings Oh, yeah, sir in the way.
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Oh, yeah, like yo, like there's a real because it's kind of a misty Freezing rain thing going on you like there's a real Possibility like go, you know fucking one in a thousand one in a hundred thousand chance that those fucking things aren't gonna go up Because they're frozen stuck so they have to spray it
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And what would happen if those things didn't go up?
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You're fucked!
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Is that it?
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There's no control of the plane.
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I just don't want to know anything.
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I'm like, they got to back up for that.
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That's one thing I always remember talking about. I think it was Ben Bailey years ago, and I was like, you know, it's so funny, the more I fly, the more I'm afraid of flying somehow. I go, but I have to just assume.
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Planes are designed that like if all fails like they're designed to kind of be able to be able to be glided to safety All the engines if you lose all the engines it nosedives directly to the girl that why it was such a deal the miracle in the Hudson It was a miracle that the guy was able to land the plane when the engines went out, right?
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That's cuz that guy was like a real serious pilot. Yeah, that guy really knew how to fucking fly I love the argument.
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He's not a hero. I love the argument that he's not those makes me laugh They're like he did his job. He goes Sure.
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If he was a trans woman from a third world country, he'd be the greatest hero of all time.
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I remember when it landed, I was rooting for him to be drunk. Like I just wanted him to come out and say, I fucking did it. On coke.
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I also wish there was like a drag queen that would do something heroic so everyone's got to like praise the things of like, you know, like cunt lips, thunder tits. They always got stupid names.
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How weird is it that it's an argument whether or not drag queens should be reading books to kids it's What's the upside of that? Whose idea was this? Can we talk to the first person who came up with this idea?
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You know what kids are lacking these days? The most aggressive gaze yelling at them.
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Sit and listen to the story, honey. At the very least, I've met some very nice drag queens, but at the very least, it's an odd choice that might be one that someone's out of their fucking mind chooses. It's a possibility, right? It's not zero.
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Absolutely.
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Well, I went to one It's almost like we actually did a sketch we did a thing called legion of sketch where we Performed dirty comedy to kids in a library and that was the whole point is that we were like, you know, you know It's it's an adult job.
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You know what I'm saying? It's not meant for a little kid So somebody wearing makeup and even though it's not inherently sexual what they're doing in that moment It's like what their their whole thing is meant for a nightclub for adults
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The people who defend it, they always go, I don't know, have you ever been to one? It's just a guy in a dress reading a story. It doesn't have to be weird. But then you're like, you know what would be even less weird?
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There's a guy not in a dress reading a story. Or just a teacher.
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Yeah, just like whoever the person happens to be. So I guess the argument for it would be, this is what makes these people happy, and we should normalize the fact that they want to dress up like very flamboyant women. We should normalize.
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That's the argument.
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You shouldn't have porn stars reading books to kids either.
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But if you wanted to take the other side's position, what would you say? You would say, hey, this is fine to do that. It's fine to do that. It's still a biological man who's dressed up like a woman who's reading things to kids.
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It's still, it's like the odds of this being 100% like really rational, fascinating person that's going to read books to your kid or someone who's out of their fucking mind. It's not like a 0% thing.
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It's like something you should be kind of concerned about.
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If it was a stripper reading books to a kid... Or an ex-convict! The whole thing that's interesting about it is you take this fish out of water and I just don't think you should be experimenting with kids.
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How about guys on parole for violent crimes? How about have them read to kids?
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They give them puppies now.
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How about corrupt politicians? Have them read to kids.
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That I object to the most.
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How about CEOs have been arrested for embezzlement? How about them reading to kids? How about all kinds of like maybe cool, maybe cool, but maybe super fucking sketchy people reading stories to kids?
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You know, there's a lot we could go with a lot of them.
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It's reading time with Deshaun.
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Don't know Mary people convicted of violent assault, but they wouldn't do it again.
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It was a bad move I was uh I was on one of those apps to hire a babysitter Recently and it's it's a very weird that I'd never done it before and it's almost like it's almost like a dating app like you're like swiping left and right but it's on for babysitters for your kids and I will say
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And I'm on the Legion of Skanks. I'm a comedian. I hang out in a pretty seedy world. But it is amazing how judgmental you get when you're just judging a person off their face over whether they're going to watch your kids. It's like nose ring.
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You'll never be more racist. Tattoos on the faces are no go. It's not like being an MMA fighter. Yeah. It's like you might be cool.
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You might be a cool person, but sugar Sean O'Malley could pull it off Post Malone could pull it off, but not the fucking baby.
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I'm considering getting That's a good idea when we say how about if there's guys with tattoos on their faces that wanted to read stories to kids Would that be cool who would be cool with that? Oh
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If it was Post Malone, you'd be like, of course, he's so cool. Let him read the stories to kids, that'd be really fun.
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But would you be weirded out if your kids had like a face tattoo teacher at all?
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Yeah, I'd be weirded out. I would not like that. Listen, like Jelly Rolled is the coolest motherfucker alive. He's got face tattoos. There's a lot of people that do them and wish they didn't do them or do them and are happy with them and like them.
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It's cool. But the possibility of you being out of your fucking mind is in there.
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No, no, absolutely, but also, I just mean, also just for the idea that, like, I'm not, like, even I said post, I don't think a teacher with face tattoos might be the best teacher, like, in the world.
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I just think it's like, as a parent, you'd walk in and be like, who's this motherfucker to you?
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It's possible that they could be, though.
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They might be the best teacher in history. They have to be so good in spite of it.
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Yes. They have to go so far above and beyond. Right, right, right.
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If someone with a face tattoo is an excellent teacher, then let them teach inmates. But stay away from my children.
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I don't have time for this. Isn't it funny we have no problem with sleeves?
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Like, if my kid's teacher had a sleeve, I'd be like, oh, the teacher's cool. But I think 30 years ago they probably did. Absolutely. If you showed up as a teacher 30 years ago, people were like, what the fuck is this guy doing?
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Okay, Biker Bob, get the fuck out of my classroom.
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Now it is a sign of cool. If you see someone with a button-down shirt and this part of the arm you see is completely done, you're like, all right, quite cool guy.
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But still, I think it's probably conservative America would still feel a little weird about somebody with a sleeve teaching their little girl in kindergarten.
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As a representative of conservative America here, I will say I was at my daughter's T-ball game, and there was one of the moms, pregnant, and one of her kids is in the T-ball game, and she's in shorts and just has two leg sleeve tattoos.
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Now, no judgment, it was fine, but there was something where I was like, it's just a little odd. That's our generation. Let's go champ.
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I'm judging the town for letting the girl play T-ball. Yeah, that's crazy. It's dangerous.
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I'm judging you for coming out as conservative.
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Joe, this is my new grift. I am now Mr. Conservative. We gotta get Trump elected. You've given up on this libertarian stuff. There's no money in it, I figured out.
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There's definitely no money in it, but that's why they let it exist. You know, if there was another legitimate party that was actually challenging to the Democrats and the Republicans, they would attack it.
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They don't say a peep about the Libertarians. Those are, in their eyes, the Libertarians are just vote stealers from the Republicans.
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Yeah, they were mad when Trump came this year. But aside from that, they don't really, they don't see us as a threat.
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Yeah, no political party gets mad at the Libertarians. They're fucking furious at the Republicans. The Republicans are furious at the Democrats. Nobody gives a fuck what the Libertarians say.
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Dave speaking at the thing was the funniest when he goes, Donald Trump's going to come up here. And we're gonna show him that we know how to act and behave. And because we are the right party.
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And he went up there right away and he was like, fuck you, you fucking pussy, get out of here.
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You're a murderer, a rapist.
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I got off stage and I passed by Angela McArdle, who's the chair of the Libertarian Party. And I walked right by her and I went, zero percent chance they listen.
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And just went back and go, now let's go watch the shit show, because this is gonna be ridiculous.
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So how much of a shit show was it?
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Oh, it was awful. I mean just, the worst- I only watched like a little bit of it. So I went, they kicked me out of backstage, because it's like a secret service like checkpoint thing or whatever, because they're real on top of that. Not so big on-
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people with rifles on buildings but they got me out of there and so I go out and I come back around in the main room and I'm just I walk into the middle of just all the people like and one of them at one point Trump goes he goes I fired Comey and one of the libertarians goes because he was because he was on to you and I just turned to him and I went that's not even the right heckle
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And then the guy goes. Oh, what's the right heckle?
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I can't I can't give it to you right now well the cold wild scene the Comey thing was What were they they were alleging first of all that the Clinton campaign was spying on?
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The Trump campaign right yeah, it was it was after that he was trying to blackmail him and fucking Trump caught on to that We fired him yeah for sure Yeah. For sure? Yeah. No. How do you know? So, okay, so if ... Oh, here we go, guys. Here we go. All right.
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So, you know how like ... You know, we yelled at Kurt about this yesterday, but he came in and he goes, P. Diddy definitely fucked everybody and did this and raped everyone. And then we're like, well, how do you know? He's like, I read.
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But that's what you can do in comedy is that is enough to checkmate most comedians Well, it's also it's just a funny thing to say because you could also be like admitting the ridiculousness of it yourself I'm saying I read
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I was one of these parties and man P. Diddy was like if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go fuck Meek Mill in the butt but like that's never gonna happen no one comes out so if you're like if you're looking at that
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Like what makes you conclude that he definitely was doing that because he basically the first time they ever met He presented him with the the steel dossier which had all of the like dirt the peepee stuff Yeah, all the peepee shit in it or shouldn't say shit.
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There was no shit alleged just piss Russian piss Yes. Alleged Russian piss. That's the aspect Jay wants to make sure. Is that what collusion means? Something like that.
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They just play so dirty. They play dirty like a movie. It's pretty crazy. It's really wild. I don't know. I mean, do you see that's that was the number one fear of having these big agencies have so much power that they would never want to relinquish it.
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They would never want to say like, hey, look, we're patriots. I think we should follow by the rule of the Constitution and let the people decide. It's like everything else, man. Once you start running shit, you don't want to stop.
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Well, I've seen friends of mine have way less power go to their head. It's weird, right? I wouldn't trust these two with power. But it is a weird thing to watch, right? Yes.
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It's bizarre. That's human beings though, man. Now imagine that but with no showbiz. No showbiz. So you get in that rush, but now the rush is controlling the world.
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Yeah, it's like the way we feel about crushing on stage is the way Hillary Clinton feels about crushing Libya.
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We came, we saw, he died. I fucking crushed.
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Wasn't that L. Ron Hubbard though? L. Ron Hubbard was like, hey, this will be funny. I'll start this and go into this, start a religion.
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And then, like, years later, he said when his friends he told that to hit him up, like, this is crazy, dude, you did it. He's like, you know, you ran that scam. And he's like, scam? You better get your thetan levels checked, if you're going to say it.
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He just started eating his own shit, because, like, uh... Well, he was...
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Do you know that he's the most prolific writer in human history? Sci-fi wise, yeah. More fiction than any other human being ever. More than Stephen King? More than anybody.
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And one Bible.
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Dude, more than anybody. And not a second draft amongst them. If you read it, it's like these are the dumbest stories.
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Well, do you remember the Dianetics commercials? Do you remember the commercials with the the volcano like the lava was going on and it just gave you like
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Like the most generalized things anyone feels he goes are you sometimes tired and sometimes awake?
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It was just like babe you did it before right Lewis that when they had time Because I you just it was just kind of cool.
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I was like a dumb kid so like hey Do you want us to test your stress levels was like boy do I? Went over and I held these dumb things and like the words to go like that Yeah, they're like, you're stressed. And I was like, I am, right?
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They're like, come on inside. They brought me into this weird thing. They tried to sell me a book. I don't really remember.
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I did that, too. And I did that in San Diego. I was down there filming something, and we were in the park. And it was like at a time where I could, a lot of people didn't know who I am, and I could sneak in.
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And I sat down at this guy's table, and he gave me the E-meter, and I put my hands in the things, and he told me what it was reading. I'm like, how does this thing function? Like, what is it reading off my body? And the dude was like, oh.
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He didn't want to really be there. He's just a member who got roped into doing this thing. He had zero enthusiasm about the sale.
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They have the street team job for... It's the lowest level. It's the lowest level job you could have for having to go out and bark people into your church.
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Have you guys read Lawrence Wright's book about it?
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I don't think so.
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It's called Going Clear. Oh, I saw the the documentary the HBO thing.
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Yeah, it's the book is the documentaries basically tells you all you need to hear but it's God It's such a strange religion, but here's the thing about it, man This is what's weird about religions.
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It's this is my you know, I'm a moron but I occasionally have these moments where I'm like, I think I know what the fuck is going on and If you really believe it, it benefits your life. Even if it's hot nonsense.
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Even if it's a 14 year old kid who finds golden tablets that contain the lost work of Jesus and only he can read it because he has a magic rock. But if you get enough of those people, they make great neighbors. Like, it fucking works, man.
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They just want their kids to go to school. But here's my question. Is it better to be an atheist and to be this person who just, like, objectively looks at the world and, like, none of this makes sense. There's no way there could be a God.
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I think when you die, you die. And that guy's fucking miserable. That guy's taking medication, and all of his friends think he's annoying.
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I'm a devout atheist, and you're right about all that.
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Do you believe like in a higher power? No, I I don't not believe I believe that's what my girlfriend says There's more to the universe and mortal life than we can think of through our narrow field of perception That's what I think.
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I think there's more to human contact and interaction than just people talking to each other. I think there's a thinly veiled reality that we live in where we express our souls to each other. That's what I think.
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And I think it's a very complicated and confusing thing that's fucked up by lies and deception and violence and war. Well, so many of them. It's enhanced by friendship and love and communication. And it's weird.
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there's a thing going on that's beyond just like you're born and you die. And if that thing keeps going when the physical body stops existing, I wouldn't be surprised.
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I think religion is always the funniest to dial back to though, because all the organized stuff, and you were doing the Joe Smith story finds the tablets or the plates.
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Right, right, right.
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And everything. Could that be more of a religion that was like pitched by a dude to a bunch of dudes?
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Well, this is turns out kid we could have a whole bunch of a whole bunch of chicks And they always have to live next to each other and you yeah It was like racist up until like 30 years ago They were like black people were like the seed of the devil or whatever and then they change it.
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They're like no Racist when your women are bearded you ever see sister wives. It's not like you're stoked to have three of them
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Yeah, but dude two two fours is an eight. Well, you know the guy who wrote it.
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That's when shit gets sketchy Yeah, there is something about like when it's from thousands of years ago Yeah, it's easy to go like look there was a burning bush God spoke to this guy and you're like when like 5,000 years ago You're alright fine, but when you're just like three Wednesdays ago, it happened.
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You're like buying that
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There's enough stories that are similar about the ancient stories of, like, apocalypses, like, the stuff about, like, the epic of Gilgamesh is real similar to Noah and the Ark. There's enough of those stories.
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Yeah, Jesus was, like, they keep on just redescribing him from, like, thousands of years before Jesus was around, that story of him being the son of God and all that other stuff.
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The virgin mother.
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He's a black woman now. Jesus is trans.
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Jesus is a black woman. He could have been an alien.
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Jesus?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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That's the most Joe Rogan sentence I've ever heard. It could have been. Jesus could have been an alien. Get that merch bridge.
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If there was someone who came here and didn't make any sense that he was born, and he just existed but knew everything, and was the son of God, and was trying to straighten everybody out, and then they kill him. He was like, all right, we tried.
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It literally could be an alien. I mean, if you're thinking about how long ago this is, this is thousands of years of people telling a story, right? I mean, how long after Jesus is dead before they even write the new stuff?
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Well, why is no one considering that long ago people wrote fiction?
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Hundreds of years after his death, right? Or at least a hundred years after his death?
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Well, it's but you know I'm saying like also years ago like no one considers the idea of works of fiction Right like everything then was just written from the thing versus entertainment There's a combination of that and then real events They're trying to document so both things are true because they had a lot of shit going on back then like they didn't have to write Fiction they were getting killed by swords people getting lit on fire and shot with arrows like there's not a time to be making shit up
00:20:50 Speaker_05
Yeah, it's like, what happened to your brother? And it's like, I don't know, a beast got a hold of him.
00:20:53 Speaker_06
Yeah, but it can't be all Colosseum, man.
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Once in a while, you got to wind back, and there's no video games. Listen, that's life then, though. You're not going to write Harry Potter when you're getting slayed by the Romans. That's why you're fighting a lion.
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He goes, I got the good idea of something with, like, I don't know, a magical school.
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The dude can walk on water. He walked on fucking water. And then he put a guy's ear back on.
00:21:18 Speaker_03
Water into wine come on who's not happy with that idea a Lot of those miracles.
00:21:24 Speaker_04
I'm I am studying magic right now for my magic show It's gang fest, and I'm reading a book about magic, but a lot of those miracles that they talk about it's theorized that they were just like magicians that were like doing tricks for people and they would get like by the way Jesus Christ would be a great name for a magician if there was no Jesus Christ.
00:21:40 Speaker_06
It's got a Chris angel ring to it
00:21:42 Speaker_03
Yeah, Jesus Christ would be amazing.
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Come see Jesus Christ live at the Rio.
00:21:45 Speaker_03
Yeah, because it's got like a little bit of a Latin flair, because you know you could say it like Jesus. Mexicans are the only people that I know of, or I guess Spanish people as well, where they name Jesus. It's literally Jesus.
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You could name your kid Jesus. Like how many Muslim kids are named Mohammed? A lot. It was like the number one name for boys in Ireland like a couple of years ago. Mohammed? Yeah, Mohammed. It freaked people out. They're like, what?
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But you can't name your son, your American son, Jesus.
00:22:16 Speaker_05
It's going to raise a few eyebrows if you bring baby Jesus to the daycare.
00:22:21 Speaker_03
But isn't that crazy?
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I know you legally can't name your child Jesus Christ.
00:22:26 Speaker_06
There was a time naming kids Jesus no, but naming no, but naming kids Like when there was no actually lines drawn on naming well years and years ago as far as like race goes so My grandmother's boyfriend when she died still name was Jerome.
00:22:47 Speaker_06
Look at this. There's old Tyrone, like white Tyrones. Wait, dude. That just stopped one day and those became black names.
00:22:53 Speaker_03
These are all names that are ruled illegal by courts within the US. Yep. So Bobby Green just got his name changed to King. He got his name legally changed to King Green.
00:23:04 Speaker_05
Yeah, he's going to have to take this to the Supreme Court.
00:23:06 Speaker_03
Maybe not because it said, go back to that please. But the states but before that it was like showing how many states Does it say that?
00:23:16 Speaker_06
Why can't it be 1069?
00:23:18 Speaker_03
So it was just the way it was phrased in the earlier thing that you had. Okay, here it is. There's a handful of names that were ruled illegal by courts within the US. So that could be local courts.
00:23:30 Speaker_05
So in some areas, it's illegal to have these names. Not all areas.
00:23:34 Speaker_03
But imagine you can't even call your kid Santa Claus. How about Majesty? Imagine you can't call your kid Adolf Hitler.
00:23:39 Speaker_06
I'm gonna name my kid Roman numeral two.
00:23:42 Speaker_03
You could only call your kid Majesty if you are an R&B singer.
00:23:46 Speaker_06
Could I name my kid Messiah with like an apostrophe in the middle right I bet you could yeah, I bet you change the spelling there you go Let me see the list What is the third you can't be number three?
00:24:09 Speaker_03
Yeah, you can't be the Roman numeral three that can't be your name is that come up a lot, so they had to make it illegal After his third album they'll let you in the border, but whatever you do don't use that numbers thing that Roman three That's fucked up.
00:24:24 Speaker_03
Dude. You can't call your baby Roman number three, but like two and four okay, okay?
00:24:29 Speaker_03
Okay, in 1960, a North Dakota man named Michael Herbert Dangler, who was adopted, wanted to change his name to these four numbers, which held philosophical and personal significance for him.
00:24:40 Speaker_03
State court rejected his name change request in 1976, saying numbers can't be used, can't be names, due to potential confusion.
00:24:49 Speaker_06
But isn't like, isn't Elon Musk's kid's name like the sounds AOL used to make?
00:24:53 Speaker_03
Well, he calls his son X, but it's like a bunch of other letters too. Bro, imagine if you were that guy's son, but you were a moron. That would suck. God, that would suck.
00:25:06 Speaker_06
Arnold Schwarzenegger had a son that was a schlub, and then the one he didn't know he had looked just like him and was shredded and working out constantly. It's all jacked. Yeah, it's hilarious. I think the other son's jacked, too, now. Oh, is he?
00:25:17 Speaker_06
He had to catch up then, because he was a schlubby kid.
00:25:20 Speaker_03
Sometimes you just, you know, fuck dad. I don't even want to lift weights.
00:25:24 Speaker_04
If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, you have so much privilege, I would just never want to lift weights at that point. I can never imagine building the foundation as a young Schwarzenegger to be like, I'm just going to work really hard now at something.
00:25:36 Speaker_03
Right, because you were born inside that house. You're half Kennedy, half Schwarzenegger, that's crazy.
00:25:42 Speaker_06
Tom Hanks has a son that became another Tom, like Hanks personally, tucking in his polo shirts on a Sunday, and then one went full wigger.
00:25:51 Speaker_03
There's like a thing about the way you name your kid that someone brought up the other day. Fuck, I wish I remember who was saying this. But there's like an actual principle to it, and I think it's based on Chet Hanks.
00:26:04 Speaker_03
It's like calling him Chet just sets him up to be Chet.
00:26:07 Speaker_06
Yeah, you've never met awesome Chaz. Chaz Palminteri is the exception to the rule. That's not what you picture when you picture a Chaz.
00:26:14 Speaker_03
Well, isn't Chaz Palmer, is that his full name? Is that how you say it, or is it a shortened version?
00:26:18 Speaker_06
It's probably Charles, my guess would be.
00:26:20 Speaker_04
There's certain names that are associated. I have an ex-girlfriend, I won't even say her name. This is how crazy she is. Every girl I've ever met with this name is a crazy bitch, but she's so crazy that I refuse to say her name out loud.
00:26:31 Speaker_04
Wow, it's like Beetlejuice. Yeah, dude.
00:26:34 Speaker_03
I saw Beetlejuice last night. How was it? It's fucking great. It's fun as shit, man. Enough nostalgia. I heard the reviews are not good. That's probably why you like it. I heard the reviews were alright.
00:26:44 Speaker_06
I heard the crow was terrible.
00:26:45 Speaker_03
I didn't hear about the reviews until after I saw it though. I didn't know anything about it. I just went in cold. It was great.
00:26:51 Speaker_04
That was like the female Ghostbusters. Everyone hated it so much that I watched it on a flight. I was like, it wasn't that bad. It was kind of fun.
00:26:56 Speaker_03
But Beetlejuice is better than that. Beetlejuice is really good. The female Ghostbusters were terrible. It's fucking great, man. It's like on par with the original movie. It's Tim Burton at its best.
00:27:07 Speaker_04
It's really good, man I fucking enjoyed the shit out of it when I heard that people didn't like and I was like really Well, I believe all the bullshit I read right away where they're like Michael Keaton's only in it for 10 minutes So they wanted to make sure that he wasn't in it anymore Because in the first movie he was only in it for 13 minutes a total, right?
00:27:24 Speaker_04
Yeah, so they were like they didn't want to change that element So they purposely made it so he was in it for around the same amount of time. I
00:27:30 Speaker_03
All that fucking number stock is nonsense. The movie's fun. You don't give a shit if he's in there. Winona Ryder's great. Everybody's great. It's a fucking fun movie, man. And it's Tim Burton at his weird best. It's very weird. No one trusted Alec Baldwin.
00:27:47 Speaker_04
I met Winona Ryder on the streets in New York City when I was selling comedy club tickets right after she got arrested for shoplifting. That was the most bizarre thing ever. Because you could have got her. You're like oh my god.
00:28:01 Speaker_04
She has the same likes as me what she was in like I can't afford to buy you makeup you crazy bitch But it's just genuinely like craziness right cuz she's rich. She was a movie star at that time.
00:28:11 Speaker_03
She didn't need the money I think it's for a lot of people. It's a thrill thing.
00:28:16 Speaker_04
What's the last thing you stole Joe?
00:28:18 Speaker_03
I stole a candy bar when I was 13. That's the last thing yeah Pulled me into a back room and I was terrified I And I didn't even know what I was doing. I was just doing it because I thought I could get away with it.
00:28:32 Speaker_03
We were fucking young kids walking around.
00:28:36 Speaker_06
Yeah, that's really the thing. What's the worst thing you got caught stealing? Mine was stuffing porn magazines down the front of my pants and putting my shirt over it. And I mean, the guy at the farm... Oh, my God, try reselling that now.
00:28:52 Speaker_06
The guy at the drugstore was baiting me to do it. Like, he couldn't wait.
00:28:57 Speaker_05
He was baiting you?
00:28:58 Speaker_06
Like, he was leaving porn out? No, no, no, no. The porn section was in this magazine.
00:29:02 Speaker_05
He baited you to... He tricked him. He tricked him. No, no, no. A porno mag, and then he's got, like, a fishing rod. He's like, I'm gonna catch this little fish.
00:29:12 Speaker_06
Yeah, no, baiting is the wrong word for him. He knew I was getting ready. He felt that I was waiting to find my moment. He could have stopped you before you did the climb.
00:29:18 Speaker_06
He could have stopped me before I did it and said, hey, you can't be in here unless you're going to blah, blah, blah. I kind of made notice. He laid back, and I was kind of like, he knows? I'm like, I guess not. He's just sitting there.
00:29:27 Speaker_06
And then an old man spinning you around and lifting your shirt to show the half of Porn Magazine sticking up.
00:29:35 Speaker_05
How old were you?
00:29:36 Speaker_06
Just ran, like 12 maybe.
00:29:39 Speaker_03
Ran your old boy should not be left alone.
00:29:44 Speaker_04
Yeah Cars when I was 12 years old we meet my friends would break into cars in the shop right parking lot and just clear out all the change in the Center console all it takes is one bad kid in the neighborhood.
00:29:57 Speaker_03
That's fun. Oh
00:29:59 Speaker_06
My biggest steal wasn't even for money or anything. I was staying at my grandmother's friend's house. My aunt and aunt and uncle Herb. And uncle Herb had a nice stack of porn magazines that I found. There's a pattern. There's a pattern.
00:30:14 Speaker_06
No, no, this is funny. Well, this is one I thought I'd get away with for no reason. I took a few.
00:30:18 Speaker_05
I think every one of these stories is going to end with Jay being spun around and his shirt lifted up, like Uncle Herb gets in there.
00:30:24 Speaker_06
This is proverbially that because I took a few of his giant stack, being like, he'll never miss these. And if he does, he's not going to think it was me.
00:30:33 Speaker_06
And if he does think it's me, we're going to have this quiet code of like, what are you going to tell my mom? I took your porn. It's like somebody you have to find about your porn magazines now. That's exactly what he did. He didn't give a shit.
00:30:45 Speaker_06
He was like, I want my porn magazines back. And then I went down the channels from my grandmom to my mom, and I was like, oh, did I grab these?
00:30:52 Speaker_04
Oh, shit. That's hilarious.
00:30:57 Speaker_06
Oh, dude, that's such an embarrassing to get a phone call.
00:30:59 Speaker_04
It goes, your Uncle Herb wants his- Dude, pre-internet, porn was like gold. When you're a kid at that age, were you ... Because we had a magazine that we found in the woods, and another kid stole it from us, and it was a thing.
00:31:09 Speaker_04
Every kid found dirty magazines in the woods.
00:31:11 Speaker_06
Yeah, of course.
00:31:12 Speaker_04
You just hope that it was wet for the right reasons Yeah, yeah Then I had that one at home for a little while and I used to I used to live in a shitty apartments I had like a drop ceiling so keep it inside of my ceiling to hide it from my mom and I was just I this it was like literally covered in mud and
00:31:30 Speaker_03
Water did you guys see that shit that was going down in Philadelphia yesterday? We're one of those street takeovers I saw a video car drives towards it and hits his lights and thinks he's gonna get them to scatter and they just Jump all over the car.
00:31:43 Speaker_05
I didn't see that video. I saw a couple of them. It's crazy
00:31:46 Speaker_03
And what is it they're doing? Check this out. Look, so the cop, they've got a street takeover. So they just decided to stand in the middle of the street and block traffic. Oh, is it a protest? No, I don't know what they're doing.
00:31:56 Speaker_03
I think they're just getting crazy. I don't know if they're protesting anything. I think it's just a group of kids just decided to get crazy. This is the United States of America.
00:32:05 Speaker_03
This is like, if you saw that this was happening in Ecuador, you'd be like, yo, Ecuador is out of control. Right? But no, this is the United States of America in Philadelphia. Watch what happens to this cop car. What was the first go back a little bit?
00:32:16 Speaker_03
What was the person who spun out with like a person hanging off the car? They're going crazy. It's a street takeover. They're doing that with their cars.
00:32:23 Speaker_03
That's what they're doing So they block traffic and then they spin around in circles in their cars and they organize it So this cop tries to break it up and they just fuck this cop's car up, dude Hundreds of kids fuck
00:32:37 Speaker_03
No one's in control of them go bird I mean if you are in that situation And you're parked in your car in like traffic because there's like if I'm a cop no, but what if you're not a cop?
00:32:47 Speaker_03
I'm sorry to blast everybody for the wind you can't shoot enough people. There's 200. There's hundreds of people They'll get you and they'll kill you get 16 of them.
00:32:54 Speaker_04
Oh
00:32:56 Speaker_03
It'd be such a wild panic knowing you only have 12 The first time you see like someone with authority in your life or something
00:33:14 Speaker_06
Have to realize like a can't win situation is awkward Do you know I mean like seeing a cop have to like kind of surrender or have to give up my steppop? We were younger. We were driving back my step.
00:33:23 Speaker_06
I was like a power lifter always Like a big tough guy to me. I always thought
00:33:29 Speaker_06
And we were driving back from the Philadelphia Zoo one day through Fairmount Park, and they had shut it down for what's called the Greek picnic, which is all the black fraternities party in this big giant park.
00:33:40 Speaker_04
I love the old Greek guy that shows up for it. Jamie, put that video back up.
00:33:48 Speaker_06
But they my step see my step these guys were coming and they were just walking all through the street all these like black frat dudes and like it was traffic jam because they're in the middle of the street and Sitting like on the hood of our car and stuff like that and my step-pop just being like I just seem just kind of sitting there kind of eating it and like realizing I was like
00:34:07 Speaker_06
Joe you know it's almost like that Joe. Why aren't you gonna?
00:34:09 Speaker_03
You know what you're right like this is just I'm gonna be with my son, and I'm gonna get chomped out by tougher men than me It's the most horrifying thing in the world dude look at this video and imagine if you're a person that just was going to see your aunt Got in your car.
00:34:24 Speaker_03
He got stuck behind this you had no idea you're gonna be trapped in this kind of traffic And they're just gonna block off the street for who knows how long oh?
00:34:31 Speaker_04
I just have to join them to start doing fucking doughnuts. Also that people I mean Jesus Christ.
00:34:35 Speaker_03
That's my car on fire. Likelihood of one of these kids getting run over is very high. It happens all the time. All the time. They get hit by cars all the time. They go flying through the air. It's like a dumb thing that they do. Are these stolen cars?
00:34:49 Speaker_03
Yeah they're stolen cars. But these guys get so close to each other they hit each other all the time. All the time. People go flying through the air.
00:34:59 Speaker_04
Boom! If you're a teenager, it does look like it's a lot of fun.
00:35:02 Speaker_03
Oh, look, man, if you don't have a dad and your mom's a cunt and she does meth, yeah, I'd be there too. That's a nice cut loose.
00:35:10 Speaker_04
Imagine being in the middle right there, you'd feel like a king.
00:35:12 Speaker_03
You know, if your dad beats you, you know, if your dad's an alcoholic who just beats the shit out of you and the only love you get is from your friends on the streets. I was happy doing that too.
00:35:20 Speaker_06
I was telling these guys yesterday I saw a video where it's a guy to the people filming anything now It's a guy in Times Square who films himself going up and just talk robbing a guy like on can I just talk? He just goes hey man come here come here.
00:35:34 Speaker_06
He goes you guys you're doing a new documentary called. I just got robbed He's like what he goes. I'm gonna need your wallet. Don't run. Don't be weird It's like intimidate and the guy and the guy's name is Rob. He's clever the kids so
00:35:45 Speaker_06
Happy that he's not getting beat on just nervous and the word that baby's not getting beat up like he Pleasantly like gives him everything and it's kind of like now go over there He's like all right man be easy man be easy and the guys like all right man cool Like he just gives him his stuff and walks away.
00:35:57 Speaker_06
It's it gives him his stuff back. No Yeah, yeah, it's pretty nuts is it even illegal Are you sure it's real? It seems very very real.
00:36:09 Speaker_03
Are you sure that he doesn't give it back to him after they stop filming so that it's not a crime and it's just a stunt?
00:36:15 Speaker_06
No, I think this happens all the time people get arrested actually for it. Really?
00:36:19 Speaker_07
You know how crazy you are.
00:36:20 Speaker_06
There's people who film some guy holding a gun and say I'm about to go kill so and so.
00:36:25 Speaker_04
This happens all the time in New York like this happened to a like a former miss, New York She was in the park and these two young like maybe Puerto Rican kids or black kids They come up like hey, you know, we're trying to sell candy for a basketball team that old scam and then she was gonna cash They're like, oh you could send us a Zelle and she was like sure and then they got her to give them their phone and then they just sent themselves $2,000 on her Zelle and handed her phone back and just ran away and they just couldn't get the money back and
00:36:51 Speaker_06
Jesus yeah, I saw I stopped paying attention when you said they may have been black or Puerto Rican And he said selling candy for their football team or whatever like it definitely was black or poor Never had a white kid trying to run the old buy some M&Ms from me scam
00:37:06 Speaker_03
You gotta have laws, kids. It's dangerous out there. You leave people to their own devices, and you get that shit. You get people going wild in the streets. It's very scary to see that.
00:37:16 Speaker_05
Thank God we all survived being that age, because you're just so stupid, and yet you're in the body of kind of a grown-up, and you just have all this testosterone and fucking being young and not knowing.
00:37:29 Speaker_05
I could so easily, if I lived in Philly, have been at one of those things.
00:37:32 Speaker_04
I was a handful of decisions away from being at one of those things when I was a kid.
00:37:35 Speaker_06
But does that guy, does the guy, the idiot who keeps jumping over the car and lighting the fire in the middle, does he look back like, is he 55 one day going like, oh yeah, I was a little rapscallion?
00:37:45 Speaker_03
Do you think he lives to be 55?
00:37:47 Speaker_06
No, probably not. He probably dies under a donut in a fucking souped up SUV.
00:37:51 Speaker_03
There's a high likelihood that young man's involved in other questionable activities.
00:37:56 Speaker_04
No, maybe but I'm saying but they're just those guys like I don't know how you Like grow up out of that that's gonna be something that really nails it I mean my childhood was outside of it crazy far from that I mean it wasn't I just wasn't with that crew, but I was doing pretty like ranted shit I was stealing and you guys you guys just couldn't afford to pull that off you would have I
00:38:17 Speaker_03
But it wasn't a thing. It wasn't a thing back then. Like that's only been a thing for the last, like how many years, Jamie, as the street takeovers?
00:38:24 Speaker_01
We are with the internet. To make internet videos, yeah. 15, 20, I don't know. Honestly, maybe. Never.
00:38:29 Speaker_03
When I was a kid, there was none of that. No one ever blocked the street and did donuts. Yeah, yeah. You did donuts in the school parking lot if you knew where the cops were.
00:38:38 Speaker_06
They would drag race though in Philly. They would like stop block off streets and like drag race.
00:38:42 Speaker_03
Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true.
00:38:45 Speaker_06
Did you find Jamie the guy robbing?
00:38:48 Speaker_03
I was actually I was I checked a couple 1980s look at that Instagram actually side shows they call them side shows.
00:38:55 Speaker_01
Yes.
00:38:55 Speaker_03
I've that's how I saw it first It's a thing from the Bay area so that they first occurred from the streets of Oakland in during the mid 1980s back in the olden days it does seem like a very Asian II activity yeah, I think Stealing the cars is probably more of a newer thing
00:39:11 Speaker_03
Back in the day, it was like a car show, essentially. Right, they were showing off their cars.
00:39:16 Speaker_04
Yeah, in the 70s and 80s, they'd have the ones with the hydraulics and shit. That would happen.
00:39:21 Speaker_06
Oh, it comes from a Bay Area rapper, Richie Rich's, sideshow. Damn Bancroft, to the light, let me warm it up. I hit a donut tight. Rap sucks. Hit a donut Chevy on my side window straight tinted. He got hype when he saw me spinning.
00:39:40 Speaker_06
I'm here Who likes this?
00:39:43 Speaker_03
I do I like a lot of it that the what rap some rap is fun.
00:39:48 Speaker_03
I know I love tons of rap That's whatever that was was terrible that also you didn't really sell it like if I was at an audition I'd be like big J. Next time I want you to be in the moment You know you're you're rapping about these things you really feel this Feel very strongly about these issues trying to lower those new a false inside shows we have to rap battle this
00:40:07 Speaker_06
Friday Although I have a feeling it's gonna be better than what I did, but if we find the song sideways or whatever Yeah, I bet that guy doesn't kill it. It's all that cuz that that has to come from the air What's the 90s?
00:40:22 Speaker_06
I guess so so it might not be mumble rap, right?
00:40:26 Speaker_03
Some of the fucking 90 stuff still holds up man. Oh, yeah most of it does yeah You know I listened to the other day Tim dog He's like the first guy who went against the the guys from Compton and Now he's in New York I see it.
00:40:44 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah, I had a song called fuck Compton
00:40:52 Speaker_06
Well, that was the worst rap beef ending ever. It was like NWA split up from Ice Cube, and then Dr. Dre left, and then him and his E went and did their own thing, and then that beef ended in an AIDS death. You don't see those ones happen anymore.
00:41:08 Speaker_03
Well, those beefs, they would go to actual shooting each other. That's what's the craziest thing. Never in the history of show business was there a scenario where stars were having other stars murdered, like openly.
00:41:21 Speaker_06
What's happening now more than ever?
00:41:24 Speaker_04
It's easier to become like a quote unquote star on the internet now. So a lot of these guys are like getting really popular and then getting killed like young rappers.
00:41:33 Speaker_03
You know the wildest conspiracy theory about that has to do with intelligence agencies. Oh that the CIA made them gangster and shit like that? That they funded it and promoted it because they wanted to fill prisons. It's the wildest.
00:41:47 Speaker_03
But if you wanted to destabilize society and you get kids, like young kids, who we're talking about, dumb, stupid, really easily influenced, don't know what the fuck's going on, and you introduce them to rap music, it will most certainly change the way they think about life.
00:42:04 Speaker_05
Yeah, especially I don't know enough about that whole conspiracy and stuff but it is crazy if you're like if you remember the 80s and 90s the transformation from hip-hop from being like the KRS-One kind of like it there were like all these songs about like cleaning up their streets and listening to your dad like
00:42:24 Speaker_05
It took this drastic turn from being like very positive like pro-black kind of thing to just all of a sudden being like we're killing everybody and fuck bitches.
00:42:34 Speaker_04
And it's funny because I listen to a lot of hip-hop like when I work out but it's like I'll be listening to the most hardcore shit and it's like this is nice let me turn up the treadmill a little bit but like if you're in the hood it's just inspiring you to murder people and rob banks.
00:42:47 Speaker_03
My favorite workout rap is Nas because the lyrics are so good. It gets you hyped up You know a guy like that's the thing about the 90s hip-hop.
00:42:56 Speaker_04
It was like so lyrically based You gotta listen to any beef raps any beef raps are the best to work out to just like and I take no sides Biggie and Tupac
00:43:13 Speaker_03
You put out no vaseline You do not want to get in one of those rap battles with ice cube No, he was so great for his time in rap.
00:43:22 Speaker_05
He was fucking bro.
00:43:23 Speaker_06
He's such a good writer Hey, well, they did the song jacking for beats and that's when he made this song It's everybody else's it keeps changing all the most popular beats, and he just does rap. Oh, it's great. Oh
00:43:33 Speaker_03
Didn't he do a lot of the writing for NWA? I think all of it.
00:43:37 Speaker_05
I think that was basically like the thing was he wrote all the songs. That D.O.C. guy probably wrote a bit too.
00:43:43 Speaker_03
You know, I'm friends with Willie D from Ghetto Boys and he wrote everything. He wrote like most of their songs. He told me he wrote Fuck a War in 45 minutes. We were talking about it on the podcast, and he sent me a text.
00:43:57 Speaker_03
He goes, I wrote Fuck a War in 45 minutes. I just sat down, and I was like, Motherfuck a War! Have you ever heard that song? Yeah, I can't remember it. Where Bushwick Bill's getting recruited? Oh bro, we gotta play it.
00:44:08 Speaker_06
Can I tell you that one of my favorite lyrics that never struck out to me or stood out to me when I was younger, but always makes me laugh and my mind's playing tricks on me, is when Bushwick Bill, you know, he's a midget, and then he sings a song, he goes, this wasn't no ordinary dude.
00:44:25 Speaker_06
He stood about six or seven feet.
00:44:30 Speaker_03
What he would Jamie just pulled up and Jamie the investigative journalist that he is just pulled up that Ice Cube formed his first rap group called CIA in 1986
00:44:45 Speaker_02
Oh, my God.
00:44:46 Speaker_03
Coincidence? It's all right in front of us, man.
00:44:48 Speaker_04
Gotta connect the dots, bro. Gotta connect the dots. Everyone's saying that about Puffy now, like every interview with Puffy. He's just being a little bit weird, but everyone's like, it was right in front of you, bro.
00:44:58 Speaker_04
He was letting us know the whole time.
00:45:01 Speaker_06
When Bill Maher said the N-word on his show, and then the next week had to give his apology to Ice Cube was the funniest thing in the world. What a weird person to have to do it. And then he just goes, I'm really sorry, Ice Cube.
00:45:10 Speaker_06
And Ice Cube's like, well, Bill Maher, This is a good moment to teach you something.
00:45:15 Speaker_02
It was so bad. Dude, let me hear Fuck a War.
00:45:18 Speaker_03
This is one of my all-time favorite war songs. Bushwick Bill was fun, because it was like a South Park character. Like, he could say the wildest shit, because he just looked different, and you're like, ah, let him say it. He's a tiny guy.
00:45:32 Speaker_06
Did you ever hear Everclear, when he tells the whole story of making his girlfriend shoot him in the eye?
00:45:37 Speaker_03
Yes. Yes, crazy. When I used to deliver newspapers, I used to listen to this. On cassette, son.
00:45:54 Speaker_04
You delivered them on a bicycle?
00:46:01 Speaker_03
No, I was in a van. I had a van.
00:46:02 Speaker_04
I delivered them, my uncle had a Root, and I would go with him like 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:46:07 Speaker_03
Throw them out the window? Yeah. Dave Smith, you should go on stage to this. I am loving it. Oh, it's great. Give me a little more.
00:46:29 Speaker_06
That picture's crazy, the cover of the album.
00:46:42 Speaker_04
It's so funny, this was like hard in the 80s. Yeah.
00:46:46 Speaker_06
I know.
00:46:46 Speaker_03
I hate your damn hoe.
00:46:48 Speaker_06
I know, but like the flow of it doesn't seem anymore. Yeah. It seems bubbly.
00:46:52 Speaker_04
Call me a funky sucker.
00:47:06 Speaker_06
Can you imagine being a woman being abused by a black midget and he makes you shoot him in the eye?
00:47:14 Speaker_03
Where's her side of that story? That can't be her first mistake. She's made a lot of mistakes. Oh, that's the end of a long series of bad, bad mistakes. You don't just get there because you won the lottery. Oh, he takes his eye out.
00:47:25 Speaker_03
You got to do the work. You want to get to a position where you're fucking being forced to shoot your tiny man's eyeball out?
00:47:32 Speaker_06
Hey, shoot me in the eye.
00:47:33 Speaker_03
Jesus Christ. What, you crazy tiny asshole? Jesus Christ. Willie's got some great Bushwick stories. That was a guy that I wanted to get on the podcast, but he got sick. Like right when we were talking to his people, he apparently got sick.
00:47:47 Speaker_02
Bushwickville? Yeah, and he wound up in the hospital.
00:47:49 Speaker_03
I'm like, God damn, that would have been a good one. How old was it when he died? It was a few years back. He wasn't that old. He had a lot of health problems. What year was it? 2019, he was 52. Yeah, so it was right before that he got sick. 52.
00:48:09 Speaker_03
Do you ever get Scarface? No, I'd love to have him on. You ever see the Tiny Desk thing he did?
00:48:14 Speaker_07
Mm-mm.
00:48:15 Speaker_03
Fucking incredible. You know that Tiny Desk performance thing they do? But Scarface did it and like slowed everything down to fit with the vibe of being in this like really tight thing. And so it was like, you know, he's always been a great writer.
00:48:29 Speaker_03
Give me some of this.
00:48:32 Speaker_01
White guy stone. Okay.
00:48:33 Speaker_00
White dean stone.
00:48:41 Speaker_04
How does it feel, Jay? How does it feel to be on the other end of it? I don't like it one bit.
00:48:46 Speaker_00
It's kind of strange. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, what's strange is, again, seeing... We'll never know what...
00:49:09 Speaker_06
how corny or not an old Biggie or Tupac would have been. So it's funny to see him like, it's not that he's corny, but he's just an older guy, you know what I mean? This guy doesn't live any kind of gangster life anymore.
00:49:19 Speaker_02
You think this is corny?
00:49:20 Speaker_06
No, no, no. What are you saying? I'm saying that you get to see how people would become. No, it's not corny at all, but it's much softer energy than you ever thought of Scarface in the 80s and 90s.
00:49:31 Speaker_05
It does feel like it's a Scarface song that you could read one of these books to.
00:49:36 Speaker_06
If you told me this was a guy who was in the roots or something you'd be like yeah Yeah, that makes it isn't it make more sense that he's like this now.
00:49:45 Speaker_03
This is an intelligent human being 100% and you should have yeah, which is great.
00:49:51 Speaker_04
It's way better than that hasn't evolved since high school
00:49:54 Speaker_03
If you're Justin Bieber and you gotta sing in a girl's voice when you're 80, you know, that high-pitched thing. First time I heard him sing, I was like, wow, this girl sounds amazing. And they go, that's Justin Bieber. And I go, oh, what a crazy voice.
00:50:08 Speaker_03
Well, bring him in here anyway. But he was real young back then.
00:50:16 Speaker_00
What am I looking at?
00:50:26 Speaker_06
DJ Paul was 36 Mafia, right?
00:50:27 Speaker_01
Yeah, 36 Mafia, Slava Monob.
00:50:29 Speaker_06
I just saw DJ Paul at Gathering of the Juggalos. I performed that. He was one of the people performing. It's so funny. seeing the people who get what's happening there versus the performers who don't because He was up there.
00:50:42 Speaker_06
He knows like he's been with that audience.
00:50:45 Speaker_06
I think tech 9 also does that so he does all the family chants and stuff DJ Paul and he just gets that crowd gets him going, but they throw shit constantly and they're doing all kinds of crazy shit rock him went up there and
00:50:58 Speaker_06
And if I rock him back the third song and like you know they were throwing shit to stay but they're into it the audience and then he just kind of stops the song he goes a I ain't about that fuck shit throwing stuff man so you could throw shit and we could leave or we could do some rap music and the crowd was just kind of like
00:51:14 Speaker_04
Oh, they got it. Hey see back in the day when we did 15 years ago. He stopped dude. They were fucking savages, so I think they're I think the gathering of the jugglers crowd has gotten older Yeah, they're all 40 now, so it's like they're like okay.
00:51:26 Speaker_04
If you don't want us to throw stuff. We won't Which is great?
00:51:29 Speaker_05
This is our thing They had to have a moment where they were like, all right, it's a choice between throwing stuff or rap music.
00:51:38 Speaker_04
We did it 15 years ago when we were just so young in comedy, and we didn't know what it was. It was midnight in a tent in the woods with the insane clown posse, and it was a comedy tent. It's still that. I know, I know. But now I know who we are.
00:51:50 Speaker_04
I mean, they had a guy, a clown pick us up in a van. DeRosa talks about it in his, he has that joke on his special. Upchuck. Yeah, Upchuck's the clown, dude.
00:51:56 Speaker_06
His name's Joel. He's a comic from Michigan. He still runs it. He just doesn't do it anymore.
00:52:00 Speaker_04
So they pick you up in a van. It's the scariest thing ever. You're like, it's just pitch black in the woods, in the darkness. And when they put us up there, like, these people aren't there for comedy. They're there for this whatever experience.
00:52:10 Speaker_04
So they just start throwing, like, just cans of soda and beer and alcohol.
00:52:16 Speaker_04
Because I was going first he was like I'm like a year in comedy He's like Jay's like just go up there and do jokes Don't just go up in there and smoke weed and do crowd work It was like me and it was Vecchione who's like a straight-up joke guy So he was like you're gonna set us up to fail if you don't do jokes So within 10 seconds like a beer can whiz past my head I was like, oh, is that weed and there's smoke weed with them for five minutes head on he put on Gas mask weed thing.
00:52:39 Speaker_06
You could even talk through that weed closer.
00:52:41 Speaker_04
Yeah, of course
00:52:43 Speaker_06
And then I sent, and then Mike Vecchione went out. And I was the only one that was booked on it. I was just like, they want me to do a show, so if they were with me on another gig, I'm like, come and we'll do this one. And you guys go on.
00:52:53 Speaker_06
So Mike Vecchione goes on, and they're not paying attention to him and yelling at him. And I remember, he kind of looked at me off the side of the stage, and I was like, you can wrap it up. Like, I'll go eat the rest of this shit.
00:53:04 Speaker_06
I remember one of his premises, though. No, well, I remember the premise, because he goes,
00:53:09 Speaker_06
Said that feel you know that feeling like when you're when it's going rough, and you see the light Somehow you even have like another five minute burst in you because you you know you are done So like let me see what I can do now.
00:53:19 Speaker_06
It's almost like that freeing thing So I gave Vecchio and that kind of like you can wrap it up, dude And he goes uh uh and I don't saw his energy change He just goes he's gonna do his last big joke or whatever and he goes uh so hey guys I had a dream last night and the crowd someone in the crowd goes fuck your dreams
00:53:40 Speaker_06
I don't think he finished a bit and then he brought me up and then I was supposed to do like 45 of which I did 20 maybe because I remember saying Where they got mad at me that I asked him why there's to rap festival with no black people
00:53:54 Speaker_06
And then a black guy stood up, and he was like, how about me? And I went, one jug of bro. And then they just booed, and someone yelled, they all bleed clown. And I just was like, can I go?
00:54:04 Speaker_03
Oh, god. They all bleed clown.
00:54:06 Speaker_06
Yeah, I didn't know how to respond to that. Wow.
00:54:08 Speaker_03
Isn't it amazing, though, that you could just, if you just create a place where anybody can join, you're going to get a group of people. you know, whether it's the Insane Clown Posse or the Mormons.
00:54:20 Speaker_03
Like, if you just, like, throw it open... I respect the Juggalos more than the Mormons. No, hell yeah. I think they're similar. Well, honestly... They're more happy being Juggalos than they are if Juggalos didn't exist.
00:54:30 Speaker_05
That should be the judge of all of it, though, like you said before. It's like, what does this actually do for you? Forget whether any of it's real. It's just like, are you happier? Is your life better because you're a Juggalo?
00:54:39 Speaker_04
And also, if you've ever listened to the Insane Clown Posse's music, it is unironically pretty awesome. I'm not gonna look I thought I was gonna hate it, but every song it rules. It's just about clowns killing people It's a great beat.
00:54:52 Speaker_06
It's horror rap I am thoroughly I said that Festival is pretty amazing. I'm thoroughly so just always impressive the music is subjective to anybody But I'm like the what they've done. I think's amazing credible. I mean they are world famous known.
00:55:09 Speaker_06
They just did the VMAs.
00:55:11 Speaker_03
And they're kind of the only band that's ever pulled off having like a whole festival.
00:55:17 Speaker_05
Yeah, we're the second one.
00:55:21 Speaker_04
Without us doing the Gathering of the Juggalos, we wouldn't have even done Skankfest. There's so much influence from the Gathering of the Juggalos, and our audience, there's a lot of crossover.
00:55:28 Speaker_04
In fact, I'll say it now because it's too late for people to even go, but our secret guest is the Insane Clown Posse on Thursday night at the kickoff party.
00:55:34 Speaker_03
Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. Dude, Legion of Skanks is one of the most important things in comedy. You guys really are. Thank you.
00:55:41 Speaker_03
You really are I put you guys in the same like there's this brackets of like kill Tony legion of skanks There's a thing about having these Battlegrounds where you gonna know we're gonna say what we would say if we were fucking around together Like you could deal with it, or you could not deal with it, but this is how we would the conversations We're having are exactly like green room conversations
00:56:05 Speaker_05
Yeah, and I feel like now I don't know maybe I'm wrong But I feel like almost like the tide has turned in some weird way like it's kind of coming back It definitely has there were like these big moments.
00:56:15 Speaker_05
I think um like when they tried to cancel you and that didn't work I Shane getting SNL, just like big things where it's kind of like, oh, they're almost admitting, okay, we lost the great censor comedians war.
00:56:28 Speaker_05
But for those years, I think it was good to have Legion of Skanks for a lot of those, for a lot of those comics that was just like, well, this is the place where you could still do whatever you wanted.
00:56:38 Speaker_04
We were just opening the door a little bit to say fucked up shit and people would come on our show. I mean, the amount of times people were like, dude, should I have not said that on your show after they leave?
00:56:47 Speaker_03
You guys did a wise thing too though because you were subscription based hmm right so for the longest time if you wanted to find out what you guys were talking about you had to subscribe so you had like I was kind of like on that too.
00:57:01 Speaker_06
It's kind of keep our ourselves a little safe from
00:57:03 Speaker_04
We have our own platform and what we put out the version on YouTube we put it out on iTunes But we play by the rules there so we edit out all the shit You can't say on those platforms And if you want to see the real version the way that we do it you got to go subscribe And honestly with YouTube the way they started censoring everything it actually now because for we've been doing this for like eight years But now more than ever a platform that we have like we have is more important than ever Because now YouTube is super strict with everything we do we have to bleep things we have to censor things There's certain topics.
00:57:31 Speaker_04
We can't even put in the podcast
00:57:32 Speaker_03
It's so wild that there's only really one YouTube.
00:57:36 Speaker_03
Like if you had to predict at the beginning of the internet when they first started putting videos and like those little media players you'd get with Windows, who the fuck would have ever thought there would only be one streaming site that anybody cares about?
00:57:48 Speaker_06
There's a few other ones, but they don't say no one catches on so like Google is like the search engine But like there's a whole bunch of other ones, but yeah, but Google also bought out YouTube And I mean they it was so smart the way they did it, but yeah like you can't go to no offense to rumble like
00:58:03 Speaker_04
When you put the podcast on Rumble, nobody watches it. There's nobody that knows it.
00:58:06 Speaker_05
There's a few shows that have big audiences on Rumble. Yeah, because they can't be bigger than Rumble. Yes, that's kind of the dynamic.
00:58:13 Speaker_05
And it is Google and YouTube, which are one and the same now, it is amazing how they just became the thing for something that there's no clear reason why there should be one thing. But nobody is like, if you say something and you go, is that true?
00:58:28 Speaker_05
And I go, yeah, bing it.
00:58:30 Speaker_03
YouTube thing though, it's like they've they have it so dialed in with like the Recommendations and there's constant you could go down rabbit hole after rabbit hole after rabbit hole and never find the end and be endlessly entertained and it Encourages you to keep looking at other stuff keep showing you other stuff constantly The universe is that algorithm now, it's insane
00:58:55 Speaker_05
How much that like that formula has this much power and they like if they if YouTube?
00:59:01 Speaker_04
Decides we're gonna push this person they could make someone one of the most influential people so the industry is because I'm like the industry the industry has become tech nerds that are like in charge of all these algorithms and they can like who knows how it works who knows when they just pick and choose and what they are
00:59:16 Speaker_05
All I know is YouTube thinks I want to see Ben Shapiro a lot more than I want to see Ben Shapiro. YouTube's like, I'm pretty sure you're going to love this guy.
00:59:23 Speaker_06
I don't know how God, what I told you yesterday, right? The guy's name I asked you about because I just found him yesterday was Kirk. Charlie Kirk?
00:59:29 Speaker_05
Charlie Kirk. Yeah, he's big.
00:59:31 Speaker_06
I watch him and Ben Shapiro yell at college kids. That's the video. That is such a weird one.
00:59:36 Speaker_03
That is such a weird one when you sit down with young kids that don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They've never been on camera ever, and you give them a microphone,
00:59:44 Speaker_03
It's, you know, even if they're willing to sign the release, 19 year olds don't know what the fuck they're saying. One girl was getting dominated.
00:59:53 Speaker_06
One girl was getting dominated on the thing that I was going to say that, like, she even says it where I do, like, even though I'm kind of like, lady, you sound dumb, I felt genuinely bad for her when she goes,
01:00:02 Speaker_06
He gave her like some kind of smarmy like, you know, and she just kind of goes, uh, she's like, well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm nervous. Like I don't talk on microphone a lot. Like I think you do.
01:00:10 Speaker_06
So like, I'm so, and I was almost like, yeah, dude, like you're good. You're like housing her. And when no one, she says something and everyone's around and starts booing and she starts kind of like smiling, but it's not a smile of like, bring it on.
01:00:19 Speaker_06
She's doing the smile of like, I don't know what to do. Like she's like scary. I've just been frozen before a lot. It makes me feel bad.
01:00:25 Speaker_03
Not only that, but then that girl now is internet famous. Right? So did she really understand what she was doing? Like, did she really understand what the consequences of that are when you're 19 or whatever age she is?
01:00:37 Speaker_05
Also, if you're an adult and you're arguing with a child, a 19-year-old, a 20-year-old, the goal of it, it should always be with the tone of a like, well, look, let me give you something to consider.
01:00:50 Speaker_05
Like, maybe I get why you feel that way, but like, hey, maybe look at it this way. It should never be like, I want to have the crowd go,
01:00:57 Speaker_04
You destroy it's like you ever see like a comedian who's like a kid like a like a 16 or a 15 year old kid like Every time I have a hard time ever really enjoying him because I'm going like you have no idea you've lived absolutely no Experiences you have no like perspective on the world or anything.
01:01:14 Speaker_04
Maybe you understand how to tell a joke, but it's kind of um Yeah, that's what does that making someone famous on America's Got Talent something like that.
01:01:21 Speaker_06
You're like. What do you do? Oh?
01:01:23 Speaker_03
Became friends with Chappelle when he was 19. I saw Chappelle when he was 19.
01:01:26 Speaker_03
He's doing like he was a savant though He was but he also did a thing that was really interesting where he would do outside shows He would just throw a hat down and I start doing stand-up on the street. No anywhere Oh, yeah, he did in Montreal.
01:01:38 Speaker_03
He did it right in front of the club soda we did a show and then Chappelle goes outside and fucking does stand-up to people in the street and And they all gathered round, and he was doing stand-up in the street in Montreal. Crushing? Crushing.
01:01:53 Speaker_03
And this was him at 19? Yeah. So no, he's not famous at all? Maybe he was a couple years older by then. Well, 19 he got his first deal. So this was 94, I want to say.
01:02:06 Speaker_03
I did the Montreal Comedy Festival with him, and I met him in like 91, somewhere around then. How old was Dave in 1991?
01:02:16 Speaker_06
That will, uh... He did, uh, Men in Tights when he was 19, I believe.
01:02:20 Speaker_03
Dude, it was crazy. Like, he would do this thing where he would just do stand-up. Out to people. He was 19. He would just do stand-up on the street. It was the craziest thing he'd ever seen, man.
01:02:31 Speaker_04
If anybody did that now and put it on video, we would all mock them.
01:02:36 Speaker_03
He learned how to do it from Charlie Barnett and Charlie Barnett was like a famous New York comic that got on Saturday Night Live But couldn't read couldn't read so that's how Eddie Murphy got the yeah That's why he lost the gig because he couldn't read the scripts.
01:02:49 Speaker_06
Yeah. He was poppy was pretty popular Charlie Barney was in DC cab right a couple things like
01:02:54 Speaker_03
He was a hilarious comic.
01:02:56 Speaker_06
He was poppin' and then yeah, he couldn't read the cue cards so they had to hire Eddie Murphy.
01:02:59 Speaker_03
And I think he influenced Dave a lot in that too, that like he saw Charlie doing those.
01:03:04 Speaker_05
Better learn how to read, Dave.
01:03:07 Speaker_03
That poor guy, man, because he was super talented, supposedly.
01:03:12 Speaker_06
The early influence of Tony Woods. Tony Woods is so bad too.
01:03:16 Speaker_03
Oh yeah, for sure. But Tony Woods still is a hilarious dude. He's great.
01:03:20 Speaker_04
He's doing the festival this year, right? He was there last year. Yeah, yeah.
01:03:23 Speaker_03
He's awesome. He did my podcast, then we went to the Vulcan and did a show, and he murdered, man. It was hilarious.
01:03:28 Speaker_04
Oh, he's a killer, dude.
01:03:29 Speaker_03
Really, really funny.
01:03:30 Speaker_04
Yeah, like low energy, low energy and levels.
01:03:32 Speaker_03
Charismatic, though. He's just so good at engaging with the crowd.
01:03:36 Speaker_05
He's very good, as some comedians just have that gift of like luring you into their world. Like Nate Bargatze is very like that. Like when you watch him, you're just like, you slow down, and you just kind of like sink into his speed.
01:03:49 Speaker_05
I can't kill unless I'm yelling at the audience.
01:03:53 Speaker_04
Screaming at the top of my lungs.
01:03:55 Speaker_03
There's no That's more of your personality Imagine if you were forced to do Stephen Wright's act For Stephen Wright, it's perfect. Yep
01:04:10 Speaker_04
You're very low energy you're very you bring you kind of bring them into you, but it's very like you sit down Which is like that's by design though because you're late.
01:04:17 Speaker_06
I said I watch something very lazy No, I watched Patrice like it's a it's a complete like Mimic of Patrice's things it was watching him go from standing to sitting and seeing that the crowd some of the people
01:04:31 Speaker_06
That took him in as very like uh, he's like looming over them and saying these like crazy things Uh-huh Like being like turned off by that to seeing when he was laying back and letting them come into him He could say like much more people like embrace that they were leaning into him.
01:04:44 Speaker_06
That makes sense And when you're a big guy, so that's what I just felt as a big presence I was gonna say all this kind of crazy shit Like when i'm dead over them, it looks like i'm like pointing down at them Instead of letting them kind of like come into the stage that actually does make sense that if and also they're sitting down too Why are you standing up?
01:04:59 Speaker_03
You're not moving around. Unless you have some activity in your act. If you've got some activity, if you've got some things you've got to act out a little bit.
01:05:06 Speaker_06
When I started in the black comedy clubs, man, I was doing a straight Chris Rock pace nonstop. A lot of direct finger point, you know what I'm talking about.
01:05:16 Speaker_03
This guy knows what I'm saying. Yes, those are good. Those juice the old act up. Yeah, man. It's interesting now, too, because Kill Tony's sort of a similar situation as getting interviewed by Charlie Kirk.
01:05:30 Speaker_03
Some of these fucking dudes, for their first time ever, they do stand-up, and it's at Madison Square Garden. They're just like, what the fuck? And they go out there.
01:05:39 Speaker_03
and they're just frozen in the eyes of 16,000 people, and that's gonna be them forever. Everybody at work's like, look at Mikey Bauman. Look at Mikey Bauman. This fuckin' idiot thought he was funny.
01:05:49 Speaker_03
And then the comments, all your neighbors, you annoying cocksucker.
01:05:52 Speaker_06
A guy right before me just got booed. I couldn't even hear what he got booed for. I just know he followed a handicapped guy who gave a sweet emotional speech about being handicapable, and then he walked off.
01:06:03 Speaker_06
And I said, the other guy just got out there, and they were like, fuck this.
01:06:07 Speaker_04
biped he was like um whatever it is dude a shall i kill tony if you're good looking it's just it's held against you pretty quickly the audience like he'll fuck you dude where are your burn scars like the rest of earth
01:06:25 Speaker_04
Well you see someone that's good-looking and they're gonna spotlight on fuck you it's like a natural subconscious I think we good-looking people we want to grease the wheels for a little bit good-looking people have a have it pretty easy in life in Comedy, it's just a weird thing.
01:06:42 Speaker_05
It's just you almost give them a little humor is the weapon of the not good looking person so like counteract this so you're immediately going like You're hot. You don't have a fucking personality.
01:06:52 Speaker_04
Get out of here. Don't fuck yourself.
01:06:54 Speaker_05
Even though there are good-looking people who are hilarious and have good personalities, but generally speaking...
01:07:02 Speaker_06
It's not likely right Schumer Schumer had a thing one time She said I saw her on stage at the cellar once and it was about her and her boyfriend Meeting Kate Upton and like she walked away to go get something to drink whatever when he came back.
01:07:15 Speaker_06
He was like Yeah, his her husband said to Amy was like she's great man. She said the funniest story fuck you Don't Dude George Clooney that prankster. He's the best that guy is the funniest dude like he's fine at best I'm sure relax.
01:07:36 Speaker_04
It's a personality trait to get laid We all learn to be funny when we're kids because we're not good-looking enough to get laid without it
01:07:42 Speaker_05
It's like, look, I either got to get funny or do donuts in the streets of Philadelphia.
01:07:46 Speaker_03
It's easier to get funny. I love when really good looking actors tell you who to vote for. They're my favorite. They're my favorite. These are the guys with all the wisdom. And then they're going to tell you the same.
01:08:01 Speaker_03
They're the same guys told you get vaccinated, too, by the way.
01:08:04 Speaker_05
Well the best same guys the best was like early in it like in March and April when they would all take Videos from their mansion and be like we're all in this together Imagine all your twirling a Tom Collins with your finger
01:08:24 Speaker_03
If we go into apocalyptic times, do you think they'll look back on like the shutting down of the country for a year and a half as like the trigger that made society begin to collapse?
01:08:35 Speaker_05
I don't think they will. They'll never acknowledge they were wrong.
01:08:38 Speaker_03
Do you think, but like historians, objective historians, do you think they'll look back at this time and be like, this was the fall of Rome?
01:08:44 Speaker_05
Dude, there's going to be a lot of books written about this period in time.
01:08:47 Speaker_04
I think it's the internet. The internet is the beginning of the end for everything.
01:08:53 Speaker_03
Didn't shut the fucking country down for a year and a half the Internet Share the ideas that quickly yeah, but it's it's a very specific group of people who decided that was a good idea Now you wouldn't had anyone even fighting back against it if it wasn't for the Internet it would have all just been They would have pulled that off so much easier.
01:09:12 Speaker_03
They would have scared the shit out of you well You would never know you would yeah, but if there was this happened in the 1980s You would never know how many people died on respirators.
01:09:20 Speaker_03
You would never know about any of that shit You wouldn't know about a goddamn thing. They didn't want you to know about that's that's what's so scary about the media today We hear about the Spanish flu.
01:09:28 Speaker_04
You're like, how do you know how many people died? There was no internet. There was no like there's no way
01:09:32 Speaker_06
Yeah, by the time you got your horse to the next place with the information, more people have died.
01:09:38 Speaker_03
Bro, living back then, you were fucked. If you lived in the city, the hygiene was insanely bad. People would shit in these outhouses that were set up for the block. It was those all sorts of diseases, no food. They never present that.
01:09:50 Speaker_06
I think that always when I see, watch like Tombstone and stuff, and like Kurt Russell and a girl went off into the woods to go kiss, and like, I bet her armpits smell like shit. She has gum disease.
01:10:01 Speaker_03
Everybody smelled like shit. You had a shit in the hole in the ground. They hadn't even invented toilet paper back then.
01:10:07 Speaker_05
Who knows how they even wiped their ass. Dude, you had to be so horny in the 1600s to just power through all of that to have sex.
01:10:13 Speaker_03
Oh my God. Just a big hairy bush. It stinks. I guess you'd just be like a dog. I'm going to put my chin in your shit covered ass cheeks and eat your disgustingly smelly hairy pussy.
01:10:22 Speaker_03
Dogs don't give a shit what anything smells like and I guess you just get used to stuff. By 1880 horses in New York City deposited 4 million pounds of manure on city streets every day. In dry weather it would turn to fecal dust and choke pedestrians.
01:10:43 Speaker_03
Vacant lots were filled with the waste. These manure piles would rise up to 60 feet high.
01:10:49 Speaker_06
Now it's called Staten Island.
01:10:51 Speaker_03
60 feet high. Dude, if you fell from 60 feet, you're dead.
01:10:55 Speaker_05
Save me all that shit about carbon emissions, by the way. We're doing great. This is way better than what it used to be.
01:11:01 Speaker_03
Oh my god, you're breathing shit air. Everyone was sick.
01:11:05 Speaker_03
I'll tell you who does right now nodding their head he goes yeah That's why I'm the guy who invented that bag that goes behind the horse's asses isn't it amazing though that the invention of the internal combustion engine and the adoption of cars by everybody in the abandonment of driving horses literally stopped there from being shit air throughout every city street
01:11:27 Speaker_03
Shit air It's not it's not much better smelling in Newark I lived there in the the 1990s there's like my grandfather to saving up money to get an apartment and When I first moved to New York, I didn't have enough money for an apartment.
01:11:50 Speaker_03
And my grandfather lived on North 9th Street in Newark. And he was there from the blockbusting days. So he bought a house there like in the 1940s or 50s. And then in the 60s, they came by and they said, black people are moving into your neighborhood.
01:12:04 Speaker_03
Sell now. And it was like a real estate scam. And then they would try to sell to black people and just like get money out of all these houses. And my grandfather, it was an Italian community. My grandfather was like, I love black people.
01:12:15 Speaker_03
I don't give a fuck. Get out of here. This is my house. And he wasn't moving.
01:12:18 Speaker_05
And so all these people- Your grandfather's old enough also that he's like, I was the black person five minutes ago.
01:12:22 Speaker_03
Exactly. What do you mean? Yeah. When he moved here, he came here straight from Italy. And he told me it was horrific. The term WAP, I always think it was funny. If you say it around him, he would get angry.
01:12:34 Speaker_03
Someone called somebody a Guinea, he would get angry. Classic walk behavior But he would just get like that was a terrible thing they used to call us when we were kids But you know, that's like that's not long ago, man.
01:12:50 Speaker_05
No, it's all really crazy like
01:12:52 Speaker_05
Basically across the country even like California, but like all the like areas that you think of is like the hood It's like Oakland or Compton, but Newark or Crown Heights or any of the those areas those were all white areas Up until like the 60s and then like a bunch of black people from the south came up and then all the white people left They did it was like a lot of it was like pushed by these real estate guys And they would like purposely fuck up a neighborhood to make money off of it
01:13:21 Speaker_03
And then there was redlining, where they wouldn't sell to black people outside certain lines. That was a Baltimore issue, too.
01:13:28 Speaker_06
Well, my grandmother, it was funny, the neighborhood I grew up in was Jewish and black, and then down the next neighborhood was Italian. Everyone started, it became predominantly black by the time I moved up.
01:13:41 Speaker_06
My grandmother, till like two years before she died, was in her nursing home, stayed in that house, and it did not scare the old people at all. It didn't like, as it changed around them, it didn't scare.
01:13:51 Speaker_06
There would be literally people like, on her front step, like her neighbors, like a bunch of like teenagers, like rapping with a loud stereo, and she would just be like, oh, they're nice. At least they're not trans.
01:14:00 Speaker_06
They call me Miss Jeanette, and so whatever.
01:14:02 Speaker_04
My grandma, my grandma was delightfully racist.
01:14:09 Speaker_05
Mind the only brown person at the table had the most racist my grandmother Like openly racist.
01:14:14 Speaker_03
She didn't give a shit Racist the penalty of being a Puerto Rican that's racist is less Okay
01:14:26 Speaker_04
Yeah, and no they would literally I would be at the dinner table and my remember one Thanksgiving my grandma said Because I was getting picked on by white kids in the neighborhood because it was like a white trash neighbor and I was only the only brown kid and my grandma was like, you know, it's not his fault that he's the he's an n-word and
01:14:42 Speaker_03
Jesus Christ, and she was right.
01:14:44 Speaker_06
She was right Yeah, that's what the original Goodwill hunting was.
01:14:49 Speaker_04
Not you grandma, not you.
01:14:51 Speaker_06
I just go hug black people at Goodwill hunting them. That's what I call it. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. It's not your fault. Not you Jay.
01:15:00 Speaker_03
Don't you do this Jay. Have you guys seen that Matt Walsh movie? Am I racist? I haven't seen the new one.
01:15:05 Speaker_06
I watched the trailer today. What's it out on? It's really funny. I've heard great things about it.
01:15:10 Speaker_03
It's a top ten movie in the country right now. Yeah. I think it's like, what number is it? Well, the first one was great. Which is crazy. Dude, it's got no press. No press reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but customer views is 99%, which is wild. Yeah.
01:15:24 Speaker_03
Like, no one will review it. Why? Because it's funny. He's not being sanctimonious. He's not like talking down to people or preaching to them He's just showing how nutty all these fucking people on these struggle sessions with white people.
01:15:39 Speaker_03
The other one was great It's better than that because this one's really funny. What is a woman at certain times?
01:15:46 Speaker_06
Well, Betrayal Wars says it's a comedy. It calls it a comedy. It is a comedy. I don't think the other one really was pushed as that.
01:15:52 Speaker_03
But he's essentially doing a right-wing version of one of those Sacha Baron Cohen type shows. He's essentially doing that. He's sitting down with these people and he's pretending that he is with them and he wants to know how he can do better.
01:16:07 Speaker_03
Number seven number seven in the fucking country with no press it made two and a half million this weekend Yeah, nutty that is to have no press and have a show Take off and become a top ten movie in the country.
01:16:20 Speaker_03
It's pretty wild and no press reviews at all This it's an interesting time man. It's interesting
01:16:28 Speaker_05
And it is, like, the thing that was real interesting about the first one, and I think probably is true about this, although I haven't seen it yet, is that even though he's obviously like a real right-winger, it's not like that's the movie.
01:16:39 Speaker_05
Like, the movie isn't even making a right-wing argument or anything like that. It's just like... Letting these crazy left-wingers showcase how crazy they are.
01:16:47 Speaker_05
Okay, you you tell them like it was nuts He just went up to these in the first one that I did say he just went up to these gender Experts and just kept asking them what a woman is crazy, and they all just collapse into themselves like the best question The trans woman asked outside was the best because we're like well.
01:17:06 Speaker_06
What is a woman? She's I think I want to go I
01:17:09 Speaker_03
They've made it they've tried to boil it down I think I saw somebody do this the other day to like try to come up with a logical explanation It was something really ridiculous like it's I although recognizing that there are biological differences a Woman is anybody who tells you they're a woman
01:17:30 Speaker_03
while recognizing, so this is like the loophole, while recognizing that Harry probably can't get pregnant. He is now Harrietta. And that's just it. That's just it. There's no conversation that can be had here.
01:17:42 Speaker_03
And in some countries they're talking about jailing people. Was it Scotland that had something about, a proposal about literally jailing people for misgendering people?
01:17:52 Speaker_06
I mean, that's like a big discussion always yeah, but it's but what they were talking about putting people in a fucking cage a Guy got sent to jail for mischief he wouldn't agree to call his like son a daughter or vice versa Legitimately it's like 0.001 percent of people are actually well now it's way higher than that with young people because there's not a
01:18:18 Speaker_04
Real thing to be Three steps away from racing my cars and doing doughnuts and also three steps away from becoming trans If you were Asian you would have been better at both things you'd have been a tough sale as a chick I
01:18:39 Speaker_04
No, dude, I look good as a chick. First of all, me and Dave dressed up as chicks years ago to make fun of the guys we fucked podcast. We mocked them. We did a sketch dressing up as them, and I looked fucking good.
01:18:47 Speaker_03
I'm sure you did, but there's not a lot of dudes that are going to want to climb you. I'm telling you right now, you're an intimidating lady. You're a big lady, man. You're a scary lady.
01:18:56 Speaker_03
Yeah, if I decided to date- Claiming to be a Scottish law with jail people for misgendering is false. And look, they have the Elon's picture. What is the actual truth? What is the actual truth if I became a woman?
01:19:10 Speaker_03
Is misgendering a crime what does it say? According to Adam Tom. Oh one guy for I'll trust him misgendering could only be considered a hate crime if it was done in a way that a reasonable person would consider to be threatening or abusive and
01:19:29 Speaker_03
That's pretty vague that that means yes, that doesn't mean no that doesn't mean it's false That means you just if that's how you're gonna write it out that a in quotes a reasonable person would consider to be threatening or abusive who the fuck is reasonable How many people do you know that are reasonable?
01:19:46 Speaker_03
And also threatening... They're gonna be able to decide whether or not you should be jailed?
01:19:49 Speaker_05
Well, threatening is a little bit more concrete than abusive. Abusive is really vague. Like, what do you mean? Verbally abusive?
01:19:56 Speaker_03
If you're a 100-pound man and Lewis calls you a man name and you want to be called a woman's name, that could be threatening. Right, right. That could be threatening.
01:20:05 Speaker_04
He's a big guy. I also would have been threatening the guy, to be honest.
01:20:09 Speaker_03
Why are you being a woman? Headbutt. That's a weird thing. Misgendering would only be considered a hate crime if it was done in a way... Okay, what does it say below that?
01:20:17 Speaker_03
According to Adam Tompkins, a law professor and former conservative MSP, asserting that sex is a biological fact or that it is not changed just by virtue of the gender by which someone chooses to identify is not and never can be a hate crime under this legislation.
01:20:34 Speaker_03
Okay, so he's saying that, like, deadnaming someone will never be a crime.
01:20:38 Speaker_05
Well, no, but see, even this is in a kind of a little bit vague way, because he's saying asserting that sex is a biological fact. So if I just say men are men and women are women, that can't be a crime.
01:20:48 Speaker_05
But can calling an individual, like, could be like, no, you're not a woman, you're a man. Could that be considered abusive or whatever? It's all the interpretation, like, what is that, you know?
01:20:58 Speaker_03
That's a very good point, because this is just step one, right? That's what it seems like to me. Right, right, right. So this is not saying no, arguing with them. No, you're a man.
01:21:09 Speaker_03
It says it's not changed by virtue of the gender by which someone chooses to identify is not and never can be a hate crime. But. Yeah, that is weird, because like asserting that it's a biological fact. Like, what if you're arguing?
01:21:25 Speaker_03
What if you're saying you're a man? Is that harassment now? Fuck you, I'm a woman. You're a fucking man. And if you're getting in one of those exchanges, what's that then? You know what I mean?
01:21:33 Speaker_04
Like, that might get- Well, hold on. If I call somebody an asshole, they're not literally an asshole, right? So, like, technically, isn't it all just sort of like deciding what words have power and what words don't?
01:21:42 Speaker_03
Because if you're not swearing and this person's swearing back at you that wants to be called a woman, fuck you, you fucking cocksucker. I am a woman. And you're like, no, you're not. You're a dude.
01:21:52 Speaker_03
Like you're you're like standing your ground in that situation, right?
01:21:55 Speaker_05
That could also be the case What if you don't threaten them? but like if you Hypothetically like if that if that dude was like I am a woman and I was like if you were a woman i'd slap the shit Out of you right now, but you're a man.
01:22:06 Speaker_05
So i'm afraid you might beat my ass.
01:22:07 Speaker_03
So like I didn't actually threaten them That's a good balance because you're putting yourself in the you know, you're not saying I'd beat your ass, you're saying I'm gonna get fucked up, so that's good. I don't know, do you train?
01:22:18 Speaker_03
That's very well phrased.
01:22:19 Speaker_06
What's to be said for feeling how you feel and also just not giving a shit? Do you know what I'm saying? Like I feel like, I said before, I think they should not give hormones or any kind of operations to...
01:22:30 Speaker_06
Children to you know change their gender that being a radical idea I'm saying, but I don't but also if they're like they're not making it illegal They're doing it. I'm like well now. I want to see a five-year-old with tits I'm against it.
01:22:43 Speaker_06
I just want to go they did what they already say let me see To say what a five, but it's a boys tits
01:22:54 Speaker_03
That's the thing that's weird. The nipple thing is odd, right? Didn't New York City, didn't they free the nipple where you could walk around with your tits out? I believe so, yeah. Do you ever see it?
01:23:02 Speaker_04
Yeah, once in a while.
01:23:03 Speaker_03
In the park.
01:23:04 Speaker_04
In the park you'll see it. Is it ever a pair that you're really looking forward to seeing? Rarely, but once in a while in a park you'll see a nice pair of tits.
01:23:11 Speaker_03
Wait, just fully topless?
01:23:13 Speaker_04
What's the spring called? Barton Springs. So tops are optional there for girls.
01:23:17 Speaker_03
Oh my goodness.
01:23:18 Speaker_04
I brought my son there, dude. He was 10 years old and I just saw him staring at this girl's tits and it's all hot chicks. It's all like hot Austin chicks.
01:23:24 Speaker_03
Of course, they're being free. They get ketamine. Yay!
01:23:29 Speaker_04
And I remember James was just fucking keyed in on this girl's tits and I was like, hey, what are you doing? He was like, oh, he's like, it's natural dad. Mom says the body's natural.
01:23:36 Speaker_06
So mom says the fuck is she talking to you about?
01:23:40 Speaker_03
Yeah, bro. Imagine what people like before they had clothes. Then just, just like chimps, just fucking every chance they could just trees and shit. Imagine before people figured out clothes, how wild it was.
01:23:50 Speaker_05
I think we figured him out pretty early on in the game. Clothes? Yeah. No. It was a leaf you put over your head.
01:23:56 Speaker_03
No, no, no. It was millions of years of being sub-human-hominids.
01:24:01 Speaker_05
What I should say is I think pretty early in the game of being humans. So whenever they trace the genetic to, this is when we consider you a modern homo sapien. Especially if we came out of the water.
01:24:12 Speaker_03
Our dicks were so small, you threw something on quick. I don't know if that's true. I think it was all climate based. I think in Africa,
01:24:20 Speaker_03
How much they probably covered their dicks well if you go to like so places in the Amazon that are totally buck naked Well in Africa, they have to cover their dicks.
01:24:28 Speaker_03
Otherwise, it's dangerous Stay warm, right, so I think it's only when people started moving.
01:24:37 Speaker_03
Yeah, you might be right about I think it's a migration thing because we're human life evolved the same area where like a lot of different primates evolved besides us and
01:24:47 Speaker_05
Human beings got to Europe got close. They got to Europe and they went all right Let's let's cover our dicks and build some shit.
01:24:53 Speaker_04
I know in the Bible They says it was like you know God gave us embarrassment at one point or whatever when do we really start getting embarrassed? It was cold who was the first guy that was like oh my dick is small.
01:25:01 Speaker_06
I don't want people to see this I hope we don't find out our Sebastian's not gonna have anything to talk about
01:25:06 Speaker_03
Aren't you embarrassed? I think it's as soon as we started moving to places where it was cold, and then we don't see people's dicks and pussies all day long, it kind of changes your behavior.
01:25:16 Speaker_03
And it probably led to us saying, listen, we need a city, and we need a wall. We need to figure out how to block all these wild motherfuckers, these bear dick motherfuckers from coming over the hills. That's probably what happened.
01:25:29 Speaker_03
People started getting really shy. Because they were covering themselves up with animal skins to stay warm.
01:25:35 Speaker_04
But why was it having a small dick? I need to get to the bottom of this. What was the problem with having a small dick that everyone was like, you need to cover that little dick up, you know?
01:25:44 Speaker_03
Well, you know, the Romans thought that having a big dick was gross. The big dick was a sign of barbarian. That's why they like had little dicks on all those giant dudes.
01:25:54 Speaker_03
Like the odds of like, if you look at some of Michelangelo's statues, the odds of those guys not having a massive hog are very small. That is a dude built like Francis and Ganu.
01:26:07 Speaker_04
Those kings and all those like important people they literally commissioned them to build them like they were gods and they would build the statues bigger than the statues of gods right and You would think that they would give a big fat Because the artist's signature
01:26:23 Speaker_03
Some some person just like the same people that are tricking people into thinking your cat can be non-binary Somebody back then tricked them and think the big dicks are bad, and it's probably some conniving little Motherfucker What's that one from
01:26:50 Speaker_03
Look at his dong look at all the extra skin. He's got that front of his dong that guy must be libertarian It looks like a fucking hawk's face by the way.
01:26:56 Speaker_06
That's the only one that's uncircumcised of all these Well once they're hard it pops out.
01:27:01 Speaker_03
You know look at these animals Jesus, what is that from?
01:27:06 Speaker_04
My bedroom. That's where I keep my bracelets on.
01:27:10 Speaker_03
But look at that one right there. The guy has a tiny dick. The one in the ... No. Yeah, right there. Look at that. Tiny dick. I would say average size, Joe. Insane.
01:27:19 Speaker_06
For that guy's body. Yeah, but everybody can't stay fucking boned up while they're posing for the fucking statue.
01:27:25 Speaker_04
Yeah, Jesus Christ, Joe. Leave the man alone. It's not a bad dick.
01:27:28 Speaker_03
That's a tiny dick. I think it's weird that that guy was so hard. No, no, that's normal. That's normal. That's normal. He's walking around Heil Hitler and with a giant rug.
01:27:42 Speaker_03
I don't care what your excuse is if anybody ever gets a picture you Heil Hitler and with it go back to that picture with a big car the giant hog the one that you just had with a guy how Hitler and his hand was upside down
01:27:54 Speaker_03
Clearly a Heil Hitler to me, bro. Is it the one, the white one? Yeah, that one right there. Click on that. Bro, that's Heil Hitler. That's not the one, though. That's not the one you had. That one's freakier. This one looks like more modern.
01:28:06 Speaker_04
This guy's playing music to his dick.
01:28:07 Speaker_03
That last one looked like she was wearing high heels. What was the one you just had up, Jamie?
01:28:11 Speaker_06
It is... Oh, that one right there.
01:28:13 Speaker_03
That one right there. To the left of that. To the left. No, no, no. In the middle. In the middle. The gray one. Up one row. Up one row. To the right. That's it. Bam. Bro, that guy's Heil Hitlerin. That's how it started.
01:28:28 Speaker_03
It started like this and then they flipped it over. It's like how you turn over a punch. That was it. He was getting ready to give a fucking strong one. Look, the guy's got a giant heart on. He's very excited.
01:28:39 Speaker_05
He's Nazi on the left side and gay on the right side. I was gonna say, they really are, they make them sort of flamboyant-y too.
01:28:45 Speaker_03
Jamie, go back to that one and give us a description. What does that mean?
01:28:48 Speaker_01
I think it's still the same guy. Yeah, that's it. Who is the guy? I think it's a guy with a big dick. Don Lucas. Like some kind of a jock.
01:28:56 Speaker_03
Oh, okay. What's his name?
01:28:57 Speaker_01
Greek God of Fertility, probably.
01:28:58 Speaker_03
Oh, that's right. Let's go.
01:29:00 Speaker_04
Let's go, champ. He's the only guy with a big dick in any of that art.
01:29:03 Speaker_03
There's so many different versions of him, though. Sometimes his dick is reasonable. You know? Really big, but reasonable.
01:29:09 Speaker_06
Well, different states, maybe he just... Yeah, it looks like sometimes he just fucked, sometimes he just got out of the shower.
01:29:14 Speaker_03
But like the Seagile one, he looked pretty reasonable. Right? It was a reasonable dick. It was a big dick. But some of them were like, hey man, come on. Come on.
01:29:23 Speaker_04
I mean, there's no way I just got into an age now where I just go around the water Jesus I go around the locker room Completely naked now for the first time in my life. Like I think it's funny the men's locker, right? The men's locker room.
01:29:34 Speaker_04
Yeah, of course Yeah, and men's women children doesn't matter this is in there But I think it's so funny to just be naked amongst men. I don't like it with my little dick. It's hilarious It makes them uncomfortable
01:29:45 Speaker_06
I don't like it at all, and taking a little bouncy dick walk to a shower.
01:29:50 Speaker_04
Nuts.
01:29:51 Speaker_06
My little bird. Yeah. Now fuck that.
01:29:52 Speaker_03
Did you guys hear about that Canadian guy who was 50 years old who identified as a teenage girl? He wanted to do a swim meet with teenage girls, and they were letting him- That is the next step. I believe there was an argument. See if it's true.
01:30:06 Speaker_03
If they let him actually into the locker room. I want to make sure that this is true. like a girl's locker room. Can you imagine, you have a teenager. What a dream. He's gonna do a swimming event.
01:30:17 Speaker_06
Oh.
01:30:18 Speaker_03
This is like attached to a school? 50-year-old trans swimmer shared locker room while competing against teens.
01:30:25 Speaker_06
Yeah, it's awesome.
01:30:26 Speaker_03
And this is how crazy Canada's gotten. They're just like the Moonies. They're just like the Juggalos. They're in a cult. They don't realize they're in a cult.
01:30:35 Speaker_03
But if you think this is a good idea, to let a 50-year-old guy who decides to identify as a woman change in a locker room with teenage girls, because he identifies as a teenage girl, you're out of your fucking mind.
01:30:48 Speaker_06
Ladies, ladies.
01:30:49 Speaker_03
It's just a bunch of us gals in here. Let me be clear. Does this person say they identify as a teenage girl?
01:30:55 Speaker_04
This was a plan that I would have drummed up when I was 12 years old.
01:30:58 Speaker_01
I don't think that. It was an event that teenage girls could be in a 16 and older space.
01:31:03 Speaker_06
I think it's just a locker. She's going to a women's locker room in general.
01:31:06 Speaker_03
Okay, 16 and older. This person's competing in a 16 and older? So you could be any age? Yeah. Okay, so is there any evidence that this person identifies as a teenage girl, or is that just the internet?
01:31:19 Speaker_01
That sounds like the internet, but I don't know.
01:31:22 Speaker_03
Google that just in case. I would like to know because that makes it extra crazy and fun.
01:31:28 Speaker_03
I'd be weird It doesn't make it extra crazy and fun that people like okay It's the same way I feel about all the other things we talked about like the odds of you not being out of your fucking mind are really low they're really low we're super low and the fact that everyone's like yeah inclusivity like
01:31:45 Speaker_03
We'll also how how did we get to this Mooney point?
01:31:47 Speaker_05
There's also we you should be allowed to say that some things are weird and crazy And that doesn't necessarily mean you have to hate them or be against them comedians are weird and crazy.
01:31:57 Speaker_03
We're all weird and crazy Okay, see this is apparently that means Wisehart was swimming with young girls because of how fast or slow a swimmer is not because she identifies as a young girl.
01:32:11 Speaker_03
But the competition is presumably separated by gender, so there's an issue where Wiseheart is competing against females while being biologically male. And also, I think, intact.
01:32:25 Speaker_03
So which is also the weird one right like you could be a woman, but you don't even have to try that are now You don't have to sorry turn around real quick and hit you with my pussy on your back, and you can go back and forth Choose I'll call you your name if you cut your dick off if you don't cut your dick off I'm not gonna.
01:32:42 Speaker_04
I'm not gonna call you or I maybe maybe I will call your name But I might fuck it up, and I think that's okay either way. He's gonna check I We'll figure out we'll go from there.
01:32:51 Speaker_03
It's just so nuts man that you just given up this pervert pass But like allows because there's real trans people that are like this like it's happened for all eternity There's something wiring you feel female But there's also crazy people.
01:33:06 Speaker_03
There's also real perverts, and you're giving a pervert a Willy Wonka golden ticket.
01:33:11 Speaker_06
I've gotten real good at calling people the gender they want. I still will fuck it up, but I find I'm pretty good at it.
01:33:20 Speaker_06
If they look like a girl, if it's a guy transitioning to a girl, and they look like a girl, I say, I'm pretty good at all the she, but if I fuck it up, look at yourself. That means that you ...
01:33:31 Speaker_03
You're not shaving enough or you haven't done whatever it is to make me call you because I'm pretty good at calling Trans girls girls, that's also a weird thing to get stuck on because you're just you have to agree to this thing And you have to agree to it this especially like if you knew the person as one thing at one point in time and then they decided to change their name and gender and you're like
01:33:55 Speaker_03
What's going on here this is strange Yeah, and you're getting mad if I fuck it up and call you Harry well That's the weirdest part of all of it is like you can't like be mad at someone especially if it's a mistake It's ma'am
01:34:10 Speaker_04
So I'm saying the internet is such a bad place for it because everyone has such balls. Everyone's a keyboard warrior on the internet.
01:34:16 Speaker_04
Even people that are like, you know, you know, bleeding heart liberals and people that are looking to, you know, you know, they just, they find a place to go and have this voice.
01:34:24 Speaker_04
Back in the day, if you were trans and you were like a man that was dressing up as a woman and you wanted to get mad at somebody about it, you had to get in their fucking face. It wasn't going to happen.
01:34:33 Speaker_05
And if you went to the village in New York City, they did, they did get in your face. You would get beat up in the West Village by a trans.
01:34:40 Speaker_06
Well, what's the one that's why I loved the that was the GameStop video, right? Yeah, the famous one right? We're like, it's ma'am GameStop and they're just going like okay, sir
01:34:57 Speaker_03
Kicking over PlayStation see that's the problem that women are having is that these men who decide that they're women are now invent they're entering into these places that are just women's only and women's events and women's things they're dominating like men do
01:35:11 Speaker_06
It was one of the very few points that I've had like seeing that other side of it that I didn't for a long time till kind of recently. It's like the argument in sports is almost like, oh, they're going to dominate and kick ass.
01:35:23 Speaker_06
And it's basically a guy beating up a girl in this fight and all those things. But then it was the scholarship thing on the watch that never dawned on me before.
01:35:29 Speaker_06
It's like, no, these girls are like, no, I was going to be like the number one recruit out of my school. For sure, and then this girl came in and made me look like I'm terrible because she's six foot five and, you know, 35 pounds more than me.
01:35:42 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's nuts. You're letting people cheat. There's a reason why Title IX was invented. It was invented so that women could be able to compete with other women.
01:35:52 Speaker_03
And you can't have an exemption for that just based on feelings, because it's not about feelings. It's about fairness in sports.
01:35:59 Speaker_03
And the only way to make it fair is if you're an intact biological male, you have to compete against intact biological males. You could still call yourself Debbie, Get on aisle four, Debbie. You're in lane four. You're competing against Mark and Steve.
01:36:15 Speaker_03
But we're not children here. We're not in a fairy tale.
01:36:20 Speaker_06
Is there no rational sect of the trans community? I don't know if I've ever heard someone in the trans community come out and agree with that sentiment. It's like, oh, yes, no, we shouldn't.
01:36:30 Speaker_05
There's a bunch there's a bunch of people who are trans who are like Basically come in and say like look. I know I'm not a woman. I know I'm a man. Yeah, we shouldn't be we shouldn't be around kids We shouldn't be competing in women's sports.
01:36:40 Speaker_03
There's there's a decent we shouldn't be around kids at all Blair white These these events were like trans and she gets like called a Nazi and kicked out.
01:36:50 Speaker_05
Yeah Huge cock
01:36:56 Speaker_03
I Think she's gone through the whole thing That's the it's like one day. They're gonna be able to manipulate chromosomes where you're not gonna ever have to worry about that again They're gonna be able to change you to a woman.
01:37:11 Speaker_03
They're gonna actually be able to do it and I don't know if they're going to be able to do it to us, but somebody's lifetime, in the future, there's going to be people that are like- What do you mean?
01:37:21 Speaker_03
You know how people are like serial divorcees that keep getting married and divorced? There's going to be people that go back and forth, man to woman, man to woman. There's just going to be pigs.
01:37:28 Speaker_03
There's just going to be dirty, greedy pigs that just want to fuck and get fucked.
01:37:34 Speaker_06
Or like a womanizer goes because I was a bit of a woman in my 20s And then I did my 30s as a guy yeah some women are gonna be looking for men who've only been men the whole time Teenagers that like they change and then a few years later.
01:37:52 Speaker_04
They were like oh yeah, it was a phase of course especially these poor girls that are getting mastectomies Making a choice of goth at one point oh
01:38:01 Speaker_03
Yeah, imagine you had eyeliner tattooed when you were 16. The crazy thing is you don't let them get tattooed, but you will let them get gender-alternating surgery, which is just bananas. Is that happening a lot in this country?
01:38:13 Speaker_03
Gender-affirming, excuse me, gender-affirming surgery.
01:38:16 Speaker_05
Not a lot, not a lot of surgeries under 18. There is a lot. And when I say a lot, I think tens of thousands of like the chemical shit, like the puberty blockers.
01:38:26 Speaker_03
There's plenty of girls that are getting mastectomies very young. There's photographs of them. If you're doing that before you're an adult, you don't know what the fuck you're doing. It's insane. It's insane. It's insane.
01:38:37 Speaker_03
It's just nuts that people are agreeing to it just to be kind.
01:38:40 Speaker_05
Look, there's also a real debate with surgeries like that about whether that should be allowed even after you're an adult. Of course it should be allowed.
01:38:48 Speaker_03
Shouldn't Steve-O be allowed to get fake tits if he wants to? He got out of that though. Yeah, he got out of that. He's not doing it. He's not doing it at all now. I think he thought it was dangerous. It was retarded.
01:38:59 Speaker_03
Well, you also have to cut the muscle on a dude, I think. All I'm saying is there's... Yeah, that's tough. You have to go up in there. It's got to pump out. I think Steve-O made the right call.
01:39:10 Speaker_04
I mean, look, it would have been a great bit.
01:39:13 Speaker_03
But I think that's the only way it would have stuck out, because I don't think he has enough tissue in the front to give you like a traditional regular type boob job. All right. I'll do it. But my point is like, Next man up.
01:39:26 Speaker_03
If you're a grown woman and you're 40 years old, you decide to get your boobs removed, who the fuck am I to say you shouldn't be able to do that?
01:39:32 Speaker_05
Look, I'm a libertarian, I tend to agree with you, but if there was a doctor and you asked them to just remove my fully functioning left arm because I identify as a one-armed person or whatever, and doctors were like, no, I'm unwilling to perform a surgery on you, you would understand.
01:39:51 Speaker_03
They do so many elective surgeries that they already do. Well, there's an elective preventative surgery that a lot of women do if they think they have that gene for breast cancer. That's what Angelina Jolie did. That's a little different.
01:40:00 Speaker_03
Okay, Steve-O was supposed to level of oppression.
01:40:04 Speaker_03
He said, but the person in the supermarket spoke to Steve-O about the level of oppression that the trans people face in a pretty heartbreaking way, which made him realize, wow, maybe it's not all fun and games.
01:40:15 Speaker_03
After this, he feared a stunt would seem like an exercise in celebrating violence against trans people. He decided to call it off.
01:40:21 Speaker_05
Oh, so that's why he called it off.
01:40:23 Speaker_03
I thought it was just this is insane I'll tell you I don't I have a feeling he was like I don't want to do this But then you can really get out of it by doing making a nice speech like that's pretty great That would be a good move because otherwise you're gonna ruin your tits forever And then you'd have to go under another time to get them removed, and then you'd always have scars in your your tits and you're 50 When you're afraid to fight they're gonna fight you after school and you go oh
01:40:46 Speaker_06
It just what's that?
01:40:47 Speaker_01
When did we break the cycle of violence? He's gonna dress up and go to a biker rally.
01:40:50 Speaker_03
I guess that was part of it Oh you get he thought he would get a crazy reaction out of a motorcycle riders who were checking me out before realizing who he was I Would have considered to be better footage if I was to be beaten up at the motorcycle rally He said you know what?
01:41:04 Speaker_03
But the thing is like you could get fake tits put on you by prosthetic people the same people that did like the penguin You ever see what's his name?
01:41:15 Speaker_03
Handsome fella right they made him look disgusting for the penguin like yeah, they can give you tits, bro You don't have to get them.
01:41:21 Speaker_03
Yeah, and it'll look indistinguishable Yeah, and it's the same fucking stunt Marilyn Manson, but though that's a painting isn't it that was the press now, but it's also Look no cock either Do you know there's people that are doing that?
01:41:35 Speaker_03
They're just getting castrated because people want to be nulls. They want to be nothing.
01:41:39 Speaker_06
Is that a real thing?
01:41:40 Speaker_03
Oh yeah, it's a real thing.
01:41:41 Speaker_06
But isn't that essentially what someone gets to surgery is doing?
01:41:43 Speaker_03
Well, they're trying to get a hole. Yeah, they want a pussy.
01:41:46 Speaker_04
This is just like they become like the Unsullied from Game of Thrones.
01:41:49 Speaker_03
Exactly. They want no cock, no balls, no nothing. How do you pee? Let's go champ. You don't have to pee. Little hole. Piss out a little piss hole.
01:41:58 Speaker_03
You know I don't want you to do that, but if you're you're an American I feel like you should have the freedom to do something stupid You know I'm covered in tattoos you want to get your dick chopped off who the fuck am I to tell you?
01:42:12 Speaker_06
You're never gonna hear a thing where someone goes you cut your dick off this best thing I ever did I
01:42:17 Speaker_03
Probably not but some people just don't well There was that like pain Olympics thing back of the day where the guys would mutilate their cocks And you're like what do you I mean you only got one shot to slice your dick in half like that's it I saw plenty of those videos where guys just chopped the head of their dicks off with knives It's insane
01:42:37 Speaker_03
How good is that orgasm you get it one time I don't even think they're orgasm. They're soft. They're not sliced into a hard dick. They'd bleed out You imagine what a terrible time to get your dick chopped off good is the
01:42:55 Speaker_03
They have sex and then their yeah, we're gonna bend down a Roni's disease enthusiastic young lady might get a little bobbly on the top and let it slip a little and a taint slam you How can they not tell like Anderson Silva shin?
01:43:10 Speaker_06
How can these ladies not tell that they're at the end of the dick when they're jumping up so high?
01:43:14 Speaker_03
They're having a good time, Jay.
01:43:16 Speaker_06
They're having a good time. But you know we're walking on... I know. I know when we're on the tightrope. When we're walking that tightrope, the come-ups are coming up too high on her. You're like, eh, hang on.
01:43:25 Speaker_04
I've had it happen a few times where a bad... But, I mean, obviously nothing, no real injury. She might have been with that Heil Hitler dude before you.
01:43:31 Speaker_03
She's used to a little bit of travel in her suspension. She's like, no, we got plenty of time. She wants that raptor-type travel. Boom, boom. She wants some fucking... Some lift.
01:43:41 Speaker_05
You should have that thing on the back of your car where it's like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. You're like, guys, we're getting close.
01:43:46 Speaker_03
We're getting close here. Just have some sort of a strapping system, you know, where you're spotting her. Cinch her down. OK, we've got this much travel. That's it. Don't get crazy. So if we're going to greet a dog, you, savage, trying to break my dick.
01:44:04 Speaker_03
What a terrible way to break your dick too.
01:44:06 Speaker_04
I wish my dick was big enough to break.
01:44:10 Speaker_03
There's a girl out there right now and go, I can break it. I'll break that cock. I'll break that cock right in half. Break that fucking angry little dick.
01:44:16 Speaker_06
Guys, while we have a lull, can I talk to you about my new propulsion system?
01:44:21 Speaker_06
Jamie the PowerPoint presentation, please It is so funny coming into this room and thinking all the things I've watched it made such like Would it be the Cat Williams thing or fucking I mean that was wild the uh?
01:44:36 Speaker_06
The one I just said up Terrence Howard
01:44:38 Speaker_03
Oh yeah, the Terrence Howard one's very interesting. He's a very, very smart guy. He just doesn't have a formal education and stuff.
01:44:44 Speaker_03
So like when I had Brett Weinstein on the, excuse me, Eric Weinstein on the podcast, Eric sort of explained to him the things that he's getting wrong and explained to him, you got to stop teaching. You got to stop saying you're teaching people.
01:44:56 Speaker_03
This is a very offensive to people like myself. He's like an actual super genius. I mean, but they were talking about like, Crazy equations and he was explaining the equations to him and he's like, do you understand how to read this?
01:45:09 Speaker_03
It's like having him go over the equation. So it's very interesting.
01:45:11 Speaker_03
So Terrence is like this super smart guy That's way smarter than anybody around him But then the really super smart guys who are actually super smart guys are educated about it They don't engage with them.
01:45:21 Speaker_03
And so Eric was like, let me just talk to this dude. I think he's one of us He's just gone astray just a brilliant guy who hasn't actually gotten the correct education and stuff
01:45:30 Speaker_06
Well, I like when he was doing a he goes well, then Joe you have to understand because the the Fontou Jolie's there were it was like words that I don't think what they were things maybe they were I think some of them were things But others they're things that he invented like TV.
01:45:46 Speaker_03
Whatever you want. Yeah What is the the the invention of the flying? What does he call them again?
01:45:54 Speaker_03
when all those little components move together and it creates like he's got this um god why it's at the tip of my tongue linchpin so this thing that he created it's like these
01:46:06 Speaker_03
they're like geometric shapes and they fit into each other and each one of them has a fan in the circle of it and Through this thing as a drone it can move like in any direction. It's it's very bizarre and Weinstein was looking at it.
01:46:21 Speaker_03
This is a very legit invention. Well, you came up with this crazy Look see if you can find the videos of it. And so it's it's also You could add more to it. It's not like one single shape.
01:46:33 Speaker_03
So they connect into each other, and you can keep adding more and more to it and give it more power and more maneuverability.
01:46:39 Speaker_04
What's the utility for it? It's drones.
01:46:42 Speaker_03
It's like you could have a drone that moves concrete bars, I mean, concrete blocks. You could have a drone that moves railroad ties, and it could fly them through the air. It's scalable. So this is the small version of it in operation.
01:46:56 Speaker_03
And it's all those things that you see, those little geometric patterns, they're all individuals. Individuals. And you can keep piling them on top of that and connect it. And you can make them larger and smaller. It's a fascinating idea.
01:47:09 Speaker_03
And this is the dude who was in Iron Man. He's got like some crazy amount of patents, man. The dude has like, what is it, 90 something patents he has? Something crazy? But this is all like his invention. And no formal education?
01:47:30 Speaker_03
Very, not to the level of like an Eric Weinstein, which is really all these people that are actually working on stuff. Generally they have, you know, depending upon what the discipline is, they have a long education in traditional universities.
01:47:48 Speaker_03
And he's kind of like a self-taught genius.
01:47:53 Speaker_06
Nah.
01:47:54 Speaker_03
No, he is, man. He's crazy smart. He's just, he's got to hang out with more people like him. You know what I mean? It's too smart for anybody he knows. Right. He needs more Eric Weinstein.
01:48:07 Speaker_04
This is what they said about Dave Smith a few years ago. That's true. Same thing.
01:48:12 Speaker_05
Well, I was on the episode after the first time you had him on and the episode with him was just insane I was like the biggest thing on the internet and Almost 100% of the comments on my episode the next one were we want more Terrence Howard Can you invent an uber to get into and get the fuck I did it doesn't go to the right address But I did invent an uber
01:48:42 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's um, it's fun. Those things are fun.
01:48:45 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's fun to hear people like come up with these wacky theories And is that like his but he has some great ideas man And one of them is the idea that all the planets are coming from like stuff that's jettisoned off the Sun
01:48:58 Speaker_03
Like his theory about the creation of solar systems is very bizarre. And it's really interesting. He thinks that a planet gets to a certain distance after a certain amount of time from the sun where it can develop life.
01:49:10 Speaker_03
And then that life evolves as quickly as it can because it's going to eventually over the next 100 million, 200 million years, it's gonna be further and further and further out to space and it's not gonna be habitable anymore.
01:49:23 Speaker_03
So you're gonna have to figure out a way to make your own environment or you're gonna perish and every planet goes through a transitionary period, it's called peopling.
01:49:31 Speaker_03
When a planet gets to a certain distance, these hominids start figuring out things and figuring out tools and engines and civilization and agriculture and then electronics and then they have to get to a point where they realize like,
01:49:43 Speaker_03
This planet keeps moving away from the sun. We are fucked. We have to figure out artificial environments. We have to figure out interstellar travel. We have to figure out how to fucking planet, populate other worlds.
01:49:53 Speaker_06
So that's where we're at right now.
01:49:54 Speaker_03
We're, we're like a hundred thousand years away from it being a problem.
01:49:57 Speaker_06
This is brought to us by Terrence fucking Howard.
01:50:01 Speaker_03
But his theory about planets is fascinating because nobody really knows why planets are formed how that you know There's a distance from the Sun you could figure it There's a thing called Bode's law we could figure out roughly by the size of one planet when another planets gonna exist And that's where they look his voice is too cool to be a nerd That's what I think the problem that disconnect.
01:50:18 Speaker_06
I like this. He's like come on Joe. It's simple too cool nitrogen makes everything well, it's
01:50:24 Speaker_05
He does that thing where especially cuz most of us aren't people who even think about this stuff So then when he's saying it like when he was saying the whole thing when he was on with you about how the periodic table Shouldn't be squares.
01:50:35 Speaker_05
It should be circle and he had like a really good argument for and I remember just being like that does sound really impressive Well, that's what the thing is then like when you see someone like Eric Weinstein go like oh, yeah He's got a good point about this.
01:50:46 Speaker_05
You're like wait
01:50:47 Speaker_03
Seriously? He's nailing it? He's fucking genius, man. Terrence Howard is fucking genius. Sometimes guys are too smart for everybody around them, and they just get off on the wrong track.
01:50:59 Speaker_03
And if you're used to being the smartest guy in the room, and then all of a sudden you're talking to a guy who's spooky smart. It's, you know, it's a little unsettling. It's like, you know, a guy who tells you he's a comic.
01:51:09 Speaker_03
You know, he's telling everybody he's a comic. Hey, Mike is a comic. Mike works down there. And then you meet Mike, and you're like, how long have you been doing comedy? Well, I've done a couple of open mic nights. And you're like, oh, OK. OK.
01:51:19 Speaker_03
You're not really a comic, right? Right. You're not making a living. Like, you're not an actor. You're not getting paid.
01:51:25 Speaker_06
Well, I don't have any money for Terrence Howard and his projects. I gave it all to Eddie Winslow from Family Matters to clean up the ocean machine he's building.
01:51:34 Speaker_02
Mmm. There is a kid that's cleaning up the ocean.
01:51:37 Speaker_03
What's that kid's name? Boyan Slot? You ever seen that machine he's inventing? His name is Boyant? Boyan. Oh, I was gonna be like, that's funny. That's so on the news. His name is Wave Runner Johnson. I never even thought of that until you said it.
01:51:47 Speaker_03
That's hilarious. I've even had him on the show. Boyan Slot. He was like 19 when he invented this.
01:51:53 Speaker_03
He invented this gigantic skimmer that's been scooping stuff up the ocean, and then they turn the plastic into like sunglasses and shit, which will eventually find their way back in the ocean.
01:52:05 Speaker_03
They make stuff which is by the way landfills That's really great dude 19 super fucking smart like spooky smart kid Just said this is what I want to dedicate my life to see if you get a video of how they do it It's pretty wild But they've already cleaned up a significant amount and they have this proposal To make and scale the thing up and make it huge and they think they can clean up the whole garbage patch the next decade or so
01:52:30 Speaker_05
It's incredible.
01:52:31 Speaker_03
It's nuts, but it's nuts that the fucking thing existed and plastic's only been around for like, how long? A hundred years? Yeah. And we already have a Texas-sized chunk of it sitting in the middle of the fucking ocean.
01:52:42 Speaker_06
Yeah, people are great.
01:52:43 Speaker_03
We're the best.
01:52:44 Speaker_06
I know, people also make things that young and get this kind of thing. I feel like their later in life lash out is what ends up being crazy.
01:52:51 Speaker_03
Oh yeah, it's going to be all coke hookers.
01:52:52 Speaker_06
Yeah, they gave up all their fun stuff, so then it's just too wild afterwards.
01:52:56 Speaker_03
Right, he's going to get all that eco pussy too.
01:52:58 Speaker_06
Yeah, once you shave those bitches down. There's usually something hotter there.
01:53:02 Speaker_03
It's usually the kind of gals that are willing to throw paint on Glue themselves to the floor you know no more oil, so this just all sitting in the ocean oh
01:53:14 Speaker_03
So he scoops all this stuff out with each run of this and this is just you know one haul and they just continue to do this and then they crane it and pack it and and turn it into Different objects and stuff and you can buy that stuff. That's fine.
01:53:29 Speaker_06
It's a good thing Great and he becomes a like a coke head Partier a little bit later, or he's something's you know he dies like a whale ate him like while he was helping right clean up the thing and
01:53:41 Speaker_03
I was watching this thing on Singapore and how well Singapore recycles. It's incredible.
01:53:47 Speaker_03
Singapore takes all of their garbage, they pick it up like multiple times, they have this insane facility where they sort it out, they find out what's plastic, what's this, what's that. They use the plastic and they figure out some way to use it to
01:54:03 Speaker_03
to make power, to generate power by burning it, and they have this insane filtration system that stops it from polluting the air, and then they take it and they grind a lot of this stuff down, and they use it to make roads with it, and they recycle everything.
01:54:18 Speaker_05
Isn't that, isn't our recycling bullshit?
01:54:20 Speaker_04
Bullshit.
01:54:20 Speaker_05
I remember reading about this years ago, that our recycling is all just bullshit.
01:54:23 Speaker_04
And it pisses me off every time I put stuff into my recycling, it makes me so angry, because I read like 10% of it gets actually recycled.
01:54:29 Speaker_03
Yeah, we thought we were good people, we're just getting scammed. He's getting scammed to buy a fucking blue dumpster.
01:54:35 Speaker_04
What is the point of it though? What is the whole scam?
01:54:38 Speaker_03
I don't understand. It's too expensive to convert. Like Singapore does it.
01:54:43 Speaker_05
There was one rich guy sitting on a bunch of blue garbage cans.
01:54:45 Speaker_03
See if you can find something on how Singapore does it. I know I saved it if you want me to find it.
01:54:51 Speaker_06
You're saying they do a good job.
01:54:52 Speaker_03
Incredible. They fucking recycle everything. They have like this insanely efficient way of taking the plastic and reutilizing it and using it to like fill streets and pave roads and build things and they're using all of it.
01:55:08 Speaker_03
Whereas we're just fucking sticking it in the ground. Somebody else will figure it out. We'll cover it up with dirt.
01:55:14 Speaker_04
Singapore looks like it's made of Legos. It's just plastic everywhere.
01:55:18 Speaker_03
It's pretty nuts, man. No, it's pretty fucking beautiful.
01:55:20 Speaker_04
They also polluted the ocean with that plane. Yeah, that's right.
01:55:25 Speaker_03
Yeah, human beings are fucking weird. We are weird.
01:55:29 Speaker_04
Do you remember how much you used to litter back in the day, in the 90s? Dude, I would fucking, anytime I had like a Coca-Cola cup, I'd just throw it right out the window. I didn't give a shit.
01:55:39 Speaker_06
Pull back the trash on the highway side.
01:55:42 Speaker_03
So it used to be a big problem. So they used to have a big trash problem apparently. And that's what led them to this insane like super efficient version of recycling and super thorough. Pretty interesting shit waste-generated.
01:55:56 Speaker_03
Oh, we're we're making a lot of waste. Yeah, we make plenty away, son That's what America does motherfucker.
01:56:01 Speaker_02
You don't like it. You can move to China.
01:56:03 Speaker_03
Yeah, we must think about shit Yeah, so they take it and they burn it and that burning it is what powers electricity. It's like it's really insanely efficient And then again, they use it for all kinds of stuff.
01:56:16 Speaker_03
But the point is they utilize all the trash. And that's what we're supposed to be doing. But there's a bunch of knuckleheads, the same knuckleheads that are in charge of the homeless and the homelessness just keeps growing.
01:56:27 Speaker_03
And they need more, we need more funds to deal with this issue that we can't deal with. It's the same fucking thing.
01:56:33 Speaker_03
If you had private companies that were incentivized to collect all the plastic, and they could take that plastic and use it for all kinds of things.
01:56:43 Speaker_05
That's right. All you've got to do is set up the incentives and human beings figure it out. All you've got to do is go, if you solve this problem, you can become a billionaire. And then some genius will figure it out to become a billionaire.
01:56:53 Speaker_03
Isn't that interesting? We're not willing to give the private sector access to garbage so much
01:56:59 Speaker_03
so much that will let them pretend they're recycling and just stick stuff in the ground that's plastic because it's not cost-effective to turn it into things.
01:57:09 Speaker_06
Can sanitation be one of the last mafia-run businesses?
01:57:14 Speaker_03
Well, it's run by a section of the government, right? But it's like, if you were competing against Singapore, you would lose. If one city was run by Singapore, like Chicago was run by Singapore, but Detroit was run by people who do it right now.
01:57:29 Speaker_03
And you had to figure out which way is better for the city, which way looks better, which way is more efficient, which way actually creates less overall waste because you just recycle it and reuse it.
01:57:41 Speaker_03
And it actually works as an asset and a commodity. Wouldn't that be better? If somebody could do it, you could do it. But the problem There's no fucking incentive.
01:57:50 Speaker_04
There's probably so much infrastructure within all of these like it's just been however many years that we've been having this system of Sanitation that it's like to try to change that and any sort of like abrupt way is like insane.
01:58:02 Speaker_04
What do you even do?
01:58:02 Speaker_04
I remember there was a landfill near my house We would go like we'd like ride our bikes down to the train tracks and find the landfill and it was just piles and piles and piles of garbage It's basically the modern version of what it was like to live in a city with horses shit in the streets Yeah, it's like a mild version of it
01:58:17 Speaker_06
Which wasn't like much thought put into like the down the road times now.
01:58:20 Speaker_03
It's just weird not only that it gets into the water You know when you just dump a bunch of shit on the ground like that you you know you're allowed to have a place We just fill it in what about the water.
01:58:31 Speaker_03
That's running under that like what happens there liquid death yeah I Yeah, there's like so much fucked up and how we do things and not course-correcting.
01:58:48 Speaker_04
So with the recycling thing, is it just designed to fine us for not recycling and create more revenue streams?
01:58:53 Speaker_03
I think initially they had this idea that that's what they were going to do, that they were going to recycle things. And they do recycle bottles and they do recycle cans because it's cost effective.
01:59:02 Speaker_03
The problem with plastic, it's not cost effective to recycle. So 90% of it or something in the range of that gets thrown in the ground. They just put it in the dirt. Which is the fucking worst like why are you making me separate?
01:59:15 Speaker_03
Garbage if you just get it can I just put plastic we just admit And I'll just put plastic bottles in the garbage now because that's what I've been doing I kind of gave up I gave up on your little bullshit charade I'm not gonna be a part of this if I know you're not doing it well There is I see like there's like a rule follow for a while like people It's so funny.
01:59:29 Speaker_06
I just kind of see the results, but I don't know what the actual fight is like sometimes in New York
01:59:35 Speaker_04
There's plastic bags everywhere and then one time they'll tell you goes no they're completely illegal now plastic and then In New York well during the pandemic they kind of because it was they made that law maybe six months before the pandemic and they were like no more plastic bags only paper and then the pandemic hit and they were like all right we need to figure out priorities here and
01:59:59 Speaker_04
And then they started using plastic bags again. But in New Jersey, you have to, when I go to ShopRite, I have to pay for new reusable bags every time. They no longer give even paper. What a hot scam.
02:00:08 Speaker_06
I'm never gonna recycle.
02:00:10 Speaker_03
They're good for lightin' fires, the paper ones. Wanna start a little fire in your fireplace? Crumple up some paper bags, stick it under there.
02:00:19 Speaker_05
It is like at the airport, they'll do that with the big paper bags and they charge you for the paper bags. Like, bags were always free. I existed for 30 years on this planet of bags being free.
02:00:30 Speaker_04
I think it just makes you think about it like every time, one out of every hundred people remember to bring their own shopping bags. What type of fucking nerd brings their own shopping bags?
02:00:38 Speaker_03
Your own shopping bags. Paper bags are good, man, but they kill trees.
02:00:45 Speaker_06
I said to my girlfriend when she's been like, oh, let's go. Well, wait, I'm gonna run back to the apartment. I forgot to get the the bags.
02:00:52 Speaker_03
We're gonna buy a new but I'm not You know what the biggest scam going is the paper bag industry Because they should all be hemp paper bags if they were all hemp paper bags, they would be a hundred times better They'd be so much stronger.
02:01:08 Speaker_03
You wouldn't have to chop down a tree to do it You chop down a stalk of a plant that doesn't even make weed You know you think they have them where they don't there's no THC in them at all and you make gigantic fucking Chunks of this paper.
02:01:22 Speaker_03
That's almost indestructible. It's so different. You can barely tear is it cheaper no cheaper
02:01:27 Speaker_03
It would be cheaper if you had the infrastructure because you could read Like you see if you have an acre of trees and you chop them down It's gonna be fucking years before you can chop down the new ones that you plant afterwards It takes forever for them to grow but hemp you can redo it every fucking few months.
02:01:45 Speaker_05
Yes It grows like a weed wasn't a big part of a why like weed was made illegal because they didn't want the competition from hemp or something 100% it was William Randolph Hearst Right.
02:01:55 Speaker_03
He was the reefer madness guy along with Harry and slinger They demonize it as a commodity if we if we had like true freedom in terms of like use the best plants to do stuff That would be one of the number one forget about the weed argument.
02:02:08 Speaker_03
The number one thing is hemp. It's so much better paper It's all it's it's like it's really strong like in a weird way I'll give you a piece of hemp a be like what the fuck man?
02:02:19 Speaker_04
But hemp's legal now, right? Everywhere, just on paper?
02:02:22 Speaker_03
Black clothing? It's been suppressed for so fucking long that the infrastructure's not really available to compete with like regular paper. Or to compete with, I mean, they're making hemp clothes. It's sort of an oddity.
02:02:34 Speaker_03
That was always like a hemp shirt.
02:02:36 Speaker_06
Like if you could find, like even before it was legal. Woody Harrelson was real big on hemp for a long time.
02:02:40 Speaker_03
He was. It's way better. There's a company called Datsusara. They make hemp geese. They're the best geese, man. They don't rip.
02:02:48 Speaker_03
Cotton geese rip they rip all these hemp geese are like indestructible the only thing that gives out on them Is this the threads give out?
02:02:54 Speaker_05
I feel like you don't want to get caught in a hemp key choke I'd much rather just like a regular key that a hemp key.
02:03:00 Speaker_03
Hey, dude, I forgot to tell The only keys that rip are old ones man. Yeah, right. Yeah regular deal. Fuck you up. Oh
02:03:07 Speaker_04
Read a thing about a spider silk earlier today as we're talking about like materials Apparently spider silk is like one of the most strong like if they actually they know yeah They make actual clothing and like garments out of it And it's like I believe that cuz you can call in one of one string of it, and it's like on you for five minutes Yeah
02:03:29 Speaker_03
Thick is like a power line.
02:03:31 Speaker_04
It's one-fifth as thick as a human hair or one-tenth as thick as a human hair And they they there was a team of guys who spent five years like milking spiders, but they were using They were getting the silk out of these spiders, and they made this like big fucking gown with it And it was you know there's a thing.
02:03:49 Speaker_03
They're trying to do okay. They're saying the human side silk is used to make bulletproof clothing There's a thing they're trying to do now though where they're trying to make human skin And you know how they can kind of splice genetics together?
02:04:03 Speaker_03
They want to make human skin that is made with this gene for this spider silk. So see if you can find that.
02:04:11 Speaker_05
This is how you end up in a superhero movie, man.
02:04:14 Speaker_03
They literally developed bulletproof human skin. I mean, right now it's theoretical, but if you think about what they're gonna be able to do medically just in the next decade or two, especially with the AI stuff that's coming off.
02:04:27 Speaker_04
Oh, that's the scary shit.
02:04:27 Speaker_03
It's the scary shit. As soon as they start integrating humans with that stuff, they're gonna come up with all sorts of solutions to all sorts of problems, and one of them is gonna be non-bulletproof skin.
02:04:37 Speaker_03
Instead of stopping crime, we're gonna just, like, make everybody mandatory just so you get vaccinated. Everybody's gonna have to get bulletproof skin, so we don't have to worry about gun violence anymore. It just doesn't work anymore.
02:04:47 Speaker_03
We're just shooting each other in the head like Wolverine. We're going to evolve through technology.
02:04:51 Speaker_06
We can't afford bulletproof skin.
02:04:52 Speaker_03
We're going to all look like turtles. We're all going to look like ninja turtles in the future. We're all going to be covered with armor.
02:05:03 Speaker_03
It'll be just wild kingdom out there in the streets every day is a fucking Street Takeover Philadelphia Philadelphia Street Takeover Maybe that's how we get out of this you know like humans had to figure out opposable thumbs to be able to throw spears Maybe we maybe at one point in time.
02:05:18 Speaker_03
We have to just grow armor. We're not gonna fix this problem of violence It would be pretty badass
02:05:23 Speaker_05
Just have you especially if you're the first human with it like if you get to be the first one who's got armor I'm like for real.
02:05:29 Speaker_03
How the fuck did a turtle become a turtle?
02:05:32 Speaker_04
How long did that take and what I'm guessing it was a rat found him in the sewers?
02:05:37 Speaker_03
Let's see I won him at a carnival but think of all the animals that are so vulnerable and this one motherfucker goes You know what I got an idea and somehow or another over the course of who knows how many fucking million years it becomes a goddamn turtle
02:05:53 Speaker_03
It's such a good design. There's a change in videos of like alligators and crocodiles just smashing through turtles Just crushing them up like they're nothing So the bulletproof skin was a story from 2012 yeah was a Project with an artist.
02:06:13 Speaker_01
I don't know that they were actually ever trying to do
02:06:15 Speaker_03
That's a fucking CIA cover. I couldn't find anything new. They're going to cover Jason Bourne with bulletproof skin first. And they're going to say, Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne with bulletproof skin. Inspiration for this project.
02:06:29 Speaker_03
Oh, Genghis Khan wanted it. Of course he wanted it. This legendary emperor is said to have issued his horsemen with silk vests, as an arrow hitting silk does not break it, but ends up embedded in the flesh wrapped in silk. Interesting. Wow.
02:06:44 Speaker_03
So the silk was so strong that the arrows would just go into your skin through this, and you wouldn't get hit. It's like a Kevlar. So you'd still get fucked up, but you wouldn't get full penetration. It wouldn't penetrate. Wow.
02:06:59 Speaker_06
Silk. Louis, I'm gonna buy you a silk shirt and shoot you with an arrow.
02:07:06 Speaker_03
Joe Rogan could fucking shoot somebody with a silk shirt on you could not do that today Yeah, there's a different. I don't know what kind of silk they had but a modern-day broadhead those things are horrifying
02:07:20 Speaker_05
Well, I don't understand it, but it can't just be like a silk t-shirt. They had to have some type of thick silk even for arrows back then.
02:07:26 Speaker_03
Yeah, it must have been really thick because they were powerful bows too, especially the Mongols. The Mongols had these insane bows that took like 160 pounds to draw back.
02:07:36 Speaker_03
And they were famous for like when they looked at their skeletons, their bones, the one side of their body was like deformed.
02:07:44 Speaker_03
because they were pulling like with the right arm their whole life, so their whole spine and everything is, they have like giant bones in their shoulders and arms, like their whole body developed to pull this fucking insane bow back.
02:07:57 Speaker_03
So that kind of a bow has crazy power behind it. with this bullshit homemade arrow and these fucking whatever kind of heads they were using back then.
02:08:04 Speaker_05
Dude, that would suck to put all that effort into pulling the bow and then Silk takes it out. Like, I did that for nothing. I got beat by Silk.
02:08:12 Speaker_03
I wonder if it would work with their bows. I wonder if that was just for the enemy's bows. Because the Mongols were, they were so advanced militarily, which is really bizarre.
02:08:22 Speaker_03
That there's like one dude's group who likes to live in tents, decide to literally take over the fucking world and would have done it. Got pretty close.
02:08:31 Speaker_05
Yeah.
02:08:32 Speaker_03
They killed 10% of the people on the fucking planet during his lifetime.
02:08:35 Speaker_06
All people like that always have weird facial hair.
02:08:38 Speaker_03
There is, however, little historical basis to this, what is it, the silk shirt claim? Oh, okay. You've likely heard the claim that Mongols wore silk shirts to the Texas House.
02:08:46 Speaker_04
Hey, Jamie, can you stop making us look like assholes at every chance?
02:08:49 Speaker_06
Bring out a thing that tells me I was wrong from front to back.
02:08:52 Speaker_03
There is, however, little historical basis. No primary source can be found containing the statement. The earliest mention of it in relation to the Mongols comes from Michael Prodden's 1934 Deshingus Khan Der Sturm Aus Eisen
02:09:07 Speaker_03
proud in, did I get that right, eager to give Mongols every technological edge over their foes, appears to have assumed the Mongols as a warrior race, would only have worn silk for military purposes, but is there any historical depictions of silk stopping arrows?
02:09:25 Speaker_03
See if you can find that. Maybe the Mongols didn't do it, or maybe it was like a theory.
02:09:30 Speaker_01
The AI from Google says that they were silk underclothes to help prevent blood loss from arrows, and that they had armor that was sewn together with silk, but there was some sort of plates. That makes much more sense.
02:09:40 Speaker_01
So it's like, yeah, under the armor was silk.
02:09:43 Speaker_03
Just like the samurai outfits. They have these plates, and they have the mesh under the plates so they can move around. We have one of those samurai outfits out there. It's a real one from the 1800s. Really? It's freaky.
02:09:56 Speaker_04
It's freaky to think these dudes- Joe had to use his time machine to go get it. You can buy them.
02:10:00 Speaker_03
It took a long time. Onnit actually got it for me as a gift. It's like a pain in the ass to get it over here. I'd imagine that's a tough thing to buy, yeah. It's a weird thing. It's a museum box.
02:10:09 Speaker_04
We talked about doing, so they do these medieval fights. It's almost like MMA in medieval gear. We talked about doing it at Skankfest, but to ship the armor to Vegas from wherever they were, it would be so expensive.
02:10:22 Speaker_04
It would make more sense to drive it out in a van, just like with a team of people.
02:10:27 Speaker_03
You've seen those Russian videos where those guys beat the fuck out of each other with swords? Yeah, that's what it is, yeah. Dude, don't do that, Lewis. I can't believe I have to tell you don't do that. Please don't do that. I got armor, dude. Yeah.
02:10:36 Speaker_03
And I got a sword. Bro, you're going to get hit in the head with a sword. You're going to forget all your jokes. No, it's all right. It's not fresh. Imagine how much a sword weighs.
02:10:45 Speaker_06
No, I got him a spider silk hat. He's fine.
02:10:49 Speaker_03
Even if you have that helmet on imagine how much I fucking sword weighs and it's hit you in the armors like a hundred and twenty pounds 130 How much would you need around your head to let someone hit you in the head with a sword?
02:11:00 Speaker_03
I need a lot more than that.
02:11:01 Speaker_04
Yeah more than that a lot more.
02:11:02 Speaker_03
No, that'd be fun though, bro You get a shield to the head You're getting CT motherfucking E. You can pretend that you're protected. You are not protected from that rattle, son. Jesus Christ. Lewis, Lewis, do you still remember your jokes?
02:11:16 Speaker_03
Look at the dents in that guy's helmet, where he's got hit in the head with a fucking sword. M1 Medieval, that's the shit.
02:11:21 Speaker_06
This fucking rules.
02:11:22 Speaker_05
And they're doing it live for what I would describe as not that many people. Yeah, 45 people in the crowd.
02:11:27 Speaker_06
I know, but if I went to this, I would go home and I'd go, I can't believe there's only 45 people in this thing.
02:11:31 Speaker_04
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
02:11:33 Speaker_06
Do you have a giant turkey leg and a giant goblet? With his weapon that night insane that night had really good top control
02:11:57 Speaker_03
That kind of weight dropping down on your head with that big-ass fucking shield look this virgin is gonna take his helmet off.
02:12:06 Speaker_06
Hello. Hi guys.
02:12:07 Speaker_03
Thank you everybody You also have to take into account for you You got to take into account the weight of all that armor on his arm and how much more that's driving down the the impact of it right right just coming down or
02:12:19 Speaker_03
Yeah, all that weight, because it's all covered in steel, and then he has this big-ass fucking shield and steel gloves on. And he's coming down on your head with that over and over and over again. You think that's more dangerous than MMA?
02:12:29 Speaker_00
Yeah.
02:12:30 Speaker_03
Yeah? Yeah, man. That guy got Mike got real fucked up. Like a different kind of, like a cracked skull type fucked up. They fed him to a dragon afterwards. I mean, that seems like that could kill somebody.
02:12:41 Speaker_03
That doesn't seem like, even with armor on, I don't believe that you can be okay from getting hit like that in the head.
02:12:47 Speaker_05
Well, also, all the shit from the NFL is like, the helmet doesn't really matter, because when it's cracking against your head and you're rattling around, it's still... How good could that helmet be where you would let a dude with a shield and an iron fucking sleeve on slam down on your head over and over and over again?
02:13:06 Speaker_03
That could crack your skull. I completely agree with you at the same box with an MMA person Well, that's there's no way that's I would do that over power slap any day of the week.
02:13:22 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah So insane, this is so fucking saying let's me and you play this game was Spears.
02:13:29 Speaker_05
Let's go. Here's the bathroom Don't do this you two and I do want to watch a full pay-per-view of this now
02:13:37 Speaker_03
Here's the thing if you allow these guys to have no armor dudes would sign up if you decided you're gonna have a full sword fight version of this with no armor guys would show up with a fucking bikini on ready to slice you up if We decided one day if some crazy country some fucking warlord dictator type dude decided to have actual sword fights with no armor on Dudes would do it
02:14:03 Speaker_03
There's enough psychotic men out there that will sign up for that. They'll just jump into something.
02:14:07 Speaker_04
Yeah, they would do it. Back in the day, we used to watch felony fights, dude. Oh, yeah. And those guys, they would give the two guys nunchucks. They'd just beat the shit out of each other in a parking lot.
02:14:15 Speaker_04
And just two fucking Mexican guys wailing on each other.
02:14:18 Speaker_03
I remember this Mexican dude fucked this white dude up. And he was a good boxer. And he cracked him and knocked him out. And then when he got him on the ground, he kept dropping knees on his unconscious head.
02:14:27 Speaker_02
Oh, and he was like, another one? Yeah, the way he was breathing like crazy.
02:14:29 Speaker_03
It was really brutal. Oh, my god. It was horrible. It was horrible.
02:14:33 Speaker_06
Yeah, the sound like seizing up and shit.
02:14:35 Speaker_06
I was listening to Howard Stern the other day It was an old one where they were talking the people that were good old days the Pia the people that were trying to get on Like that the one-way trip to Mars they were gonna try to do it was from years like 2012 and they said it wasn't gonna go until 2020 some which I don't think it ever ended up happening but like like there was they said it was thousands of people
02:14:58 Speaker_06
We're trying to get on that mission one-way trip to die on Mars.
02:15:01 Speaker_03
Yeah thousands.
02:15:02 Speaker_06
Oh, yeah, that way I said it had to be whittled down by the way.
02:15:05 Speaker_06
It's being whittled down to like 16 people so it was not a lot of people, but they was like oh yeah, you had to go through and it's like How many doctors and all guys pretty crazy like how much people willing to do some nutty people, bro?
02:15:16 Speaker_03
There's a lot of people out there that want to end it.
02:15:18 Speaker_06
They said No, they said for sure you they said without for sure, but they said odds are you definitely will never make it to Mars and And if you get there, you're probably going to die en route.
02:15:32 Speaker_06
You're always going to have people that want to sign up for that kind of stuff.
02:15:34 Speaker_04
Yeah, whatever the thing is. Remember back in the day, it was a big thing in New York in the 90s. There were bug chasers. It was like a sect of the gay community that was trying to get AIDS.
02:15:44 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. There's a great series on Netflix right now called The Terror, and it's about these guys that try to cross the ice paths And like the 1800s and they never make it. Spoiler alert. It gets fucking dark, dude. It gets dark.
02:16:04 Speaker_03
These dudes just got stranded on a boat with other guys and of course they start eating each other. The real story. It's based on a real story. These gentlemen actually did do this and they didn't find their body.
02:16:13 Speaker_03
They didn't find anything until like years and years later. They went and they found clear evidence of like people getting cut up. What was the time period? 1800s.
02:16:22 Speaker_03
They just thought they were slick and they're gonna make it across and it was a particularly cold winter and the the ice Never thawed in that area and they just got stuck there. They just got stuck and then the ice Developed all around them.
02:16:33 Speaker_03
They were there for years
02:16:35 Speaker_04
I mean that like that's like a thing of survival, which I understand, but you see people that go to like what's a big concert?
02:16:51 Speaker_04
You see those videos of like the bodies that are like the bodies are now markers like you get to a certain Name a guy like Jim. It's like that's Jim. He is when you're at however many feet high Yeah, and there's no way to get their bodies back down.
02:17:02 Speaker_04
So they just stay there frozen.
02:17:03 Speaker_03
I You have to leave him there. No one can retrieve him and stay alive. It's too dangerous. That's wild. It's fucking nuts, man. You could find one of the first guys that ever died up there. It's all white. It looks like a statue. And he's face down.
02:17:18 Speaker_03
Face down on the rock, frozen.
02:17:20 Speaker_06
And they don't touch the... See if you can find the image.
02:17:22 Speaker_03
The image is... I mean, somebody must... It's haunting because it's there for anybody to see.
02:17:25 Speaker_06
There isn't one person who can climb it who can, like... No. No, I'm saying one person that can climb it that's done, like, something shitty to the stuff up there. Yeah, Mickey Mouse probably kicked the head off.
02:17:35 Speaker_04
You know, when you were kids, you'd take, like, the reindeer on people's lawns and put them in different positions? Yes.
02:17:40 Speaker_03
Look at this. This guy's dead. But there's one... That one in the lower left-hand corner, Jamie.
02:17:45 Speaker_02
Jesus.
02:17:45 Speaker_03
Lower left-hand corner. That one. That's the one. Look at that. Wow. Bro, imagine walking past that and going, yeah, that guy's a pussy.
02:17:53 Speaker_02
I'm going to fucking make it up there, and I'm going to come back down. I'm going to jerk off on his back. That's his skin.
02:18:02 Speaker_03
With a fucking Chicago Bulls hat on. So he's completely frozen. Yeah, he's frozen. He's dead forever. He's been dead for a long time. Look, that guy's got old-ass clothes on that have been just slowly worn away by time. It's amazing.
02:18:15 Speaker_06
Look at his regular picture from the 70s.
02:18:16 Speaker_04
But this is what happens. People die. You'll be in a group, and somebody dies, and you go, well, guys, we have to leave him.
02:18:22 Speaker_03
And you're like, what? That's my cousin. Not only that, you have to leave them while they're dying, or you could die. You can't help them. You have to just go.
02:18:29 Speaker_06
And they're just going to die a slow death?
02:18:31 Speaker_03
Look at it. These guys got trapped.
02:18:33 Speaker_06
I can't believe how many people agree to do death sentences, but then there's something like the submersible thing that was just like, everyone was like, cheersing champagne, like, this is the best, and then it just ends immediately.
02:18:44 Speaker_03
Oh, they saved that guy. Look how he got trapped.
02:18:46 Speaker_04
Oh my God. Imagine getting trapped like that, and that's it? You just slowly die like that?
02:18:51 Speaker_03
Wishing you could just get shot in the head and not have to slowly die? That's so insane. It's all so insane. And it's just to get to the top to say you got there.
02:19:00 Speaker_03
I mean is it how exhilarating it has to be so I bet it's not that great Well, it's probably you realize you could do something very difficult Which a lot of people have a desire to do and it's also a bragging right for a lot of dickheads Dickheads I want to tell you I've been in Nepal.
02:19:16 Speaker_03
I went up to Everest a really healthy community A lot of people that just do it for street acoustic guitar song up there. It's pretty gay some people They just want to fucking challenge themselves though and some
02:19:26 Speaker_04
Insane way where they might die I think it's when you don't have kids they're all any of those things like skydiving all I never did I always wanted to skydive and I'm terrified of heights, but as soon as I had a kid I was like I'm not no I'm the same I'm the same yeah unnecessary risk and I said now is my daughter's older to like having that thing where it's like now she'd have to be like
02:19:44 Speaker_06
What happened to your daddy?
02:19:45 Speaker_04
His shoe didn't open. Yeah, exactly.
02:19:47 Speaker_06
Motorcycle. It was raining, and he turned on his motorcycle a little too fast.
02:19:52 Speaker_04
I was going to get a motorcycle license. I was sitting in traffic, and I'm just watching cars or motorcycles zip between me. And I was like, dude, I got to get a motorcycle.
02:20:00 Speaker_04
And it was maybe the fifth time that I crashed my car in 2022 that I was like, this is going to be the death of me.
02:20:05 Speaker_05
Lewis had a moment where he was like, I don't think I should do armored fighting or get a motorcycle. Maybe neither of these are good.
02:20:12 Speaker_05
I have to trust you because I have to pee It's no you're leaving the number one show in the The number one show in the world being left in the hands of the Legion of skanks. What could possibly go wrong?
02:20:25 Speaker_05
Let's take call Lewis Jamie What if it just turns out there's been phone lines the entire time just people have been waiting to get on Some new ideas for the show It's all but it's all way behind. It's all a guy who's like.
02:20:41 Speaker_05
I want to say something to Brian Redman This is your years late, sir Yes, I've been on hold for 17 years This is going well guys.
02:20:50 Speaker_04
What do you guys think he's going pretty well? So does he like us? I mean you too. I think this Joe fella has a future in broadcasting. Oh, yeah He's doing all right.
02:20:59 Speaker_06
I'll give him some notes, but Man, I'll tell you what though his It's like on air stuff. It's accoutrement to the table. It's very different than ours. It's cooler than ours. We just have a racist bear. We have a racist bear.
02:21:13 Speaker_05
I like to think we're getting there.
02:21:15 Speaker_04
Yeah. We are, but no one's ever made his art out of drums or stuff like that. This is all really cool stuff. This is an actual dinosaur head. It's a real skull. Yeah, he was like, dude, this is actually a real UFO.
02:21:30 Speaker_04
We actually went to Mars and found a miniature UFO.
02:21:32 Speaker_06
Oh, isn't this like a Tyrannosaurus windpipe or something? I don't even think I'm wrong about that. I think it's something like that. Jamie, is that what we're looking at?
02:21:39 Speaker_05
There might be a walrus dick up there somewhere. It does kind of look like a walrus dick now that you mention it.
02:21:44 Speaker_01
That was pulled out of the permafrost in Alaska. This was? Yeah, see how it's like shaved? There's a saw in there. That was the, no one knows why. It's all flat like that.
02:21:54 Speaker_04
That's Dude if I steal the thing from the permafrost everybody take a little thing Dave take a commemorative coin.
02:22:02 Speaker_06
I'm gonna take Dice's cigarette No, I don't need to steal anything. I'll be back.
02:22:06 Speaker_04
Maybe we should leave some shit. Yeah, Dave Dave we really dumb you down for this show, huh?
02:22:12 Speaker_06
Oh, we're having fun boys No, Jamie was telling us about this. Yeah unfrozen walrus dick or something. Yeah.
02:22:19 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's a bone. Oh We actually have a walrus. What is it? What kind of bone is it? What kind of bone is it?
02:22:28 Speaker_01
The walrus dick bone.
02:22:31 Speaker_03
Where is that? Is that in the other studio?
02:22:33 Speaker_01
It's not up there. It's in the other one.
02:22:35 Speaker_03
We got a walrus dick is it not very bit. It's very small huge giant.
02:22:39 Speaker_04
It's big walrus sticks actually have bones Yeah, what does it call the proboscis?
02:22:43 Speaker_03
What is it called dude? Isn't it proboscis a nose slow down this It's called a baculum it's bone, that's it That's what they look like.
02:22:55 Speaker_04
They're giant. And that's an actual walrus's cock. Yeah.
02:22:58 Speaker_06
That's why they're always hailing Hitler. Big fancy.
02:23:03 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's actually a bone, because nature doesn't have time for your hard-ons. You get a bone. With us, it's too complicated to raise kids. You've got to be really into this. I want you to be in the mood, fully committed.
02:23:15 Speaker_04
Wait, do dogs have bones?
02:23:16 Speaker_03
Yeah, the dogs have bones.
02:23:18 Speaker_04
No.
02:23:18 Speaker_03
Yeah, they do. Yeah I think cats have bones. I don't know if dogs have bones.
02:23:26 Speaker_06
Isn't there a Loch Ness monster actually like a whale flipping upside down and his cock coming out of the water?
02:23:32 Speaker_03
I've heard that. That Loch Ness monster photo the famous one is fake as fuck.
02:23:36 Speaker_06
But they said it's actually, if you see a whale flipping over on its back and its dick comes out, it's what it looks like. They said it probably much could have been that.
02:23:44 Speaker_03
Nah, it's horse shit. Or it's a sturgeon, probably a sturgeon. Canine baculum. Yeah, I guess they have dog dicks. They have fucking bones. Dogs have a bone in their penis. Yeah, so they have the same thing, baculum.
02:23:54 Speaker_06
It doesn't taste like it has a bone in it.
02:23:58 Speaker_03
I think it's only us. I think the chimps and the primates are the only ones that God doesn't trust. Like, you can't have a bone. That it's just use it all day long you never build houses.
02:24:07 Speaker_03
It's a good God made the right call on that one It's too easy for us to fuck so the bone dies off.
02:24:13 Speaker_03
That's probably what happened cuz it's too easy Because if we just bred like we're already overpopulated We've not really but I mean if you wanted to look at us to compare to any other animal the balance is way off There's way more us than there are of them.
02:24:26 Speaker_03
We're everywhere run every fucking part of the country every part of the world Which ones We got robbed
02:24:35 Speaker_06
The cool ones this is gorilla and chimpanzees The baculum of the dog's penis. Did you watch that thing yet the lady who the chimp crazy on HBO?
02:24:44 Speaker_03
I love you say gorillas have them So that's exactly what happened. You do not want to get fucked by a gorilla. We developed agriculture and cities, and the bone went away, because then we would just fuck all day. We would never figure out cities.
02:24:57 Speaker_05
Well, it said chimps have them, which are supposed to be our closest... No houses. No phones, right?
02:25:03 Speaker_06
Where's their cell phone? In order to get a cell phone, you got to lose the bone. Constantly jerking off and throwing shit at each other.
02:25:07 Speaker_05
It's like whatever the common ancestor of us and chimps is, that was the split, was they were like, look, we're going to go in this direction where we build civilization, and the chimps were like, we're going to keep our dick bones. So good luck.
02:25:18 Speaker_03
That's exactly what happened. They had a conversation about it. They're like, I get it. I understand why you want to do it. The female has one. She has a bone in her clitoris. Damn. Imagine how hard she comes. Wait, there's a clit bone? Yeah, buddy.
02:25:32 Speaker_03
It's connected to the clit bone. Well, it probably has to be because all animals that are mammals, they start off as female anyway. Right. Like the same process, I think, for primates in that, right? That's why boy dogs have nipples.
02:25:45 Speaker_03
So you're saying me and Louis's penises aren't done yet?
02:25:47 Speaker_04
We haven't grown into there is definitely a market for grinding down dick bones and fucking putting them in your drinks or something Oh, yeah, it's probably right up there with tiger bones.
02:25:56 Speaker_04
I guarantee it I Guarantee it that they grind dick bones down in certain cultures well certain cultures like they they will want to drink rhino tea because it's naughty and
02:26:07 Speaker_03
You know they know rhinos are an endangered species, but they cut their fucking horns off just to make tea And it's supposed to make your dick hard For real, it's like a fucking just because it's like so crazy I'm a naughty boy.
02:26:20 Speaker_03
I'm gonna serve you some you know imagine you go over a guy's house like what a fucking house Look at this guy you want some fucking rhino horn tea. Wow you've got the real shit Dodo bird that guy's got a raccoon
02:26:37 Speaker_03
I was looking at that going, yeah, I need a raccoon bone dick.
02:26:41 Speaker_04
Yeah, but you don't want a raccoon one. You want a fucking like a big old wolf. Yeah. A wolf dick.
02:26:46 Speaker_06
A wolf dick would rule. A bear dick. With a nice open shirt.
02:26:50 Speaker_03
That's what happened. We went, we were like, I don't need the dick bone. I want to figure out space travel. You can't figure out space travel if you have that dick bone. You can just like go away a little bit.
02:26:59 Speaker_03
Once they develop the bulletproof skin, the next thing is going to be a reemergence of the dick bone. Dick bone starts coming back. You know who's going to fight against it? Viagra. They're gonna be like, fuck you, earn it. Yeah. You know? You know?
02:27:11 Speaker_06
You'd put a lot of... If Viagra tries to stop bulletproof skin because of the... Because this thing goes all the way up the ladder, you gotta follow the money.
02:27:16 Speaker_03
It's gonna be a bulletproof dick bone for sure. If you're gonna put a dick bone in there, why make it a regular bone? I like to think that, like... It's like one that can't break if a girl gets crazy.
02:27:23 Speaker_05
The CEO of Viagra, like, as this podcast is out, is in a room somewhere going, they're talking about it on the Joe Rogan Experience, all right? This threatens our entire business model.
02:27:31 Speaker_03
Once AI goes live, it's gonna be one of the first things we fix. Bring back the dick bone. We've already devolved enough. We realize there's like a limit. You get to the end of the road and civilization has to collapse and start over again.
02:27:47 Speaker_03
But in the meantime, we're going to need that dick bone back.
02:27:49 Speaker_05
That might be the thing that drives the collapse. Once you get the dick bone, there's no more need for civilization.
02:27:56 Speaker_03
No, I think civilization collapses, and then the re-emergence of the dick bone becomes a necessity because you have to fuck very quickly because you're getting eaten by animals.
02:28:04 Speaker_05
Alright, I get it.
02:28:04 Speaker_03
Yeah, and so there's madness, cannibal gangs in the streets. fucking block takeovers, times a million. Juggalos, here we go, we're all back, we're right back here.
02:28:14 Speaker_03
And you're gonna need a dick bone, because you have 13 seconds to impregnate your wife, and then hope that neither one of you gets eaten on the way to the lake.
02:28:24 Speaker_06
That was my that was my third wife by the way, so I'll have a fourth one soon Bro, is this the skull of a wendigo in evil mythical forest creature a mule deer.
02:28:34 Speaker_03
Oh, it's a mule deer It's just a regular deer. Did you kill that one? Yeah, I was the first animal.
02:28:38 Speaker_04
I told you you killed the crocodile. That's out there It's alligator, so Yeah, sorry Joe.
02:28:44 Speaker_05
That's like that's misgendering.
02:28:46 Speaker_03
I just watched Joe actually get mad at me. No no no I didn't but crocodiles are like that's a bigger accomplishment. That's a scarier animal way scarier.
02:28:53 Speaker_04
That is a huge alligator.
02:28:54 Speaker_03
That is a massive beast.
02:28:57 Speaker_05
Wait the crocodile is scarier than the alligator?
02:28:59 Speaker_03
Yeah way scarier.
02:29:01 Speaker_05
And what is it that makes them scarier?
02:29:03 Speaker_03
Way bigger, way more aggressive.
02:29:05 Speaker_05
Chase some of us are here to learn. We look stupid now because of that dumb ass question dude.
02:29:09 Speaker_03
They're fucking terrifying man.
02:29:11 Speaker_03
If we you know they found a bunch of them in the Everglades in Florida You know the same assholes that let loose their fucking pythons It's a bunch of them have let loose some giant Nile crocodiles Oh is the guy that was he's riding like the fan boat through and then all of a sudden like the ground is more
02:29:28 Speaker_03
I think that's in Costa Rica. I think that video. I don't think that video is in America. It might actually be a different kind of crocodile. It might be in the Amazon. I don't believe that's America.
02:29:39 Speaker_03
But the ones in America, the ones they're spotting, they have a kill on sight order for them in the Everglades. Because if you have a fucking population of breeding Nile crocodiles in the Everglades, it's over. It's fuck your golf.
02:29:53 Speaker_03
They're hunting people.
02:29:54 Speaker_06
Dude, kill on sight's a funny thing. If you're unarmed, you just see what out there, they go, wow. Government said I gotta kill this thing on sight. Let's go motherfucker.
02:30:02 Speaker_03
How do you kill an alligator? You have to shoot it. How many to date have they killed in the Everglades? Because they've spotted, it's more than four I think. So the problem is they don't look through much of the Everglades. It's too crazy. It's so thick.
02:30:19 Speaker_03
The whole middle of Florida is like, Florida's the dick of the country. And that dick is infested with monster soup. It's just pythons, pythons, and fucking crocodiles and alligators everywhere. And there's no mammals left.
02:30:35 Speaker_03
Like 90% of the mammals in the Everglades are gone. The crocodiles just fucking blow up? No, the pythons. The pythons have killed everything. Pythons have killed everything.
02:30:43 Speaker_06
That's just like very recent.
02:30:44 Speaker_03
Yes, right pythons are killing alligators. They eat alligators Jesus American crocs it says No, no Nile crocodiles and now never glades for sure. They've I was watching a news thing now crocs now Yeah, there it is. Well, that's something on reddit.
02:31:01 Speaker_03
Yeah Ten years ten years ago. Someone caught it on There's been more than one though. I think there's been four different ones that they've caught
02:31:11 Speaker_04
I don't know how my algorithm got this, but it was like if you ever get attacked by a, it must have been a crocodile, maybe it was an alligator, but they told you what to do. You punch it in the nose and put it through its frill.
02:31:23 Speaker_05
By the way, step one is always stay calm. First thing you want to do. Do I play dead?
02:31:28 Speaker_04
Do I act big? What do I do? Hilarious, stay calm. You got to roll with it because it's going to try to roll you, right? And then if you have an opportunity, play dead because then it'll think you're dead.
02:31:36 Speaker_04
Or it said punch it in its nose, which is the funniest thing of all. I would say tickle it's eyes.
02:31:42 Speaker_03
All of it's hilarious. You ain't doing shit.
02:31:43 Speaker_06
Try tickling it different places. You ain't doing shit.
02:31:46 Speaker_03
My friend Jim Shockey.
02:31:47 Speaker_06
You don't know that, Joe. I might be able to tickle a fucking alligator.
02:31:50 Speaker_03
My friend Jim Shockey got sent to Africa to hunt them because they were killing these people in this village. Everybody in the village was missing a hand. They all had bites taken out of them.
02:31:58 Speaker_03
These crocodiles were targeting these people like they were food, and so they brought in this professional hunter, this guy who's a friend of mine, Jim Shockey, and he went to Africa and shot these crocodiles.
02:32:08 Speaker_03
And while he was there, one of the ladies got taken. One of the ladies was washing clothes in the river, and they just fucking snatched out and grabbed her.
02:32:16 Speaker_04
Maybe don't wash clothes in the river.
02:32:17 Speaker_03
But this is how crazy it is. They develop a system where they stick logs in the ground in this circular area, because they think the crocodiles can't come through it.
02:32:26 Speaker_03
But I think the crocodiles are figuring out how to go on the ground when everyone's sleeping and slip right into that and wait.
02:32:32 Speaker_05
Don't uh, don't lions do that shit in Africa too, like they really hunt humans, right? They'll really like plan it out and shit. Did you ever see that Val Kilmer movie? They have people whistles. They go, sup dude? Sup dude?
02:32:46 Speaker_05
No, it'd be like, is there people out there?
02:32:48 Speaker_03
Who wants a pussy? Who wants a pussy? I got wild pussy in the woods.
02:32:54 Speaker_05
Are you guys hearing that? I'm gonna go check this out real quick. I'll be right back.
02:32:58 Speaker_03
Why doesn't the alien of the predator like the guy who comes down fucks people up Why doesn't he hunt us that way with call really wouldn't that be more exciting for him?
02:33:08 Speaker_03
Yeah, instead of just running people down fucking taking their heads Trick them into going on a wellness retreat Set it up like a deer blind like a wellness retreat.
02:33:23 Speaker_04
Yeah, dude If you're a duck you think you're about to get laid and you fucking just get blasted in the head, right?
02:33:29 Speaker_03
Well, they think it's a safe place to land. It's even more despicable They take rubber ducks and they put them everywhere like a party And then you come in and just imagine being a duck just getting blasted out of the sky like how I Yeah, that sucks.
02:33:43 Speaker_03
I thought I had to worry about dogs and things like that. I didn't think I'd worry about getting blasted out of the fucking sky.
02:33:49 Speaker_04
Dog is delicious though. It is.
02:33:51 Speaker_03
It's a delicious meat, yeah. And it's probably fun to blast them out of the sky. I haven't done that particular activity, but I bet it's a good time. Just fucking pop the hatch. Boom, boom, boom. And then you cook them up that night. Nice.
02:34:02 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's gotta be a lot of fun. But you gotta be careful you don't eat a buckshot. That's a real issue. Cuz you don't always get all the little bb's cuz a shotgun you shoot it up there.
02:34:11 Speaker_03
It's a scatter That's how you can shoot birds and not for the migrants dude.
02:34:14 Speaker_06
They just grab and break their neck and cook them up That's the better way.
02:34:18 Speaker_03
Yeah, no buckshot needed no buckshot need get those bitch-ass domesticated ducks that are subject to grabbing Those park ducks they don't know any better yet
02:34:28 Speaker_06
Just oh yeah, I know I assume you can't just eat like lake duck. You could can you yeah? I'm sure you could eat them up say is that like is there any kind of good? Is that the same duck that you just see in like a like Central Park?
02:34:41 Speaker_03
There's different kinds of ducks.
02:34:42 Speaker_03
Some ducks are called diver ducks, and those are the least appetizing, because diver ducks go all the way down to the bottom of the, where the ground is, the bottom of the lake, and they eat all the algae and all the bullshit and anything that's down there.
02:34:58 Speaker_03
They eat anything. They eat dead fish and all kinds of rotten things, and the idea is that they're not very tasty. But the other ducks, there's mallards and different ducks that people hunt. They don't dive.
02:35:11 Speaker_03
You know, they eat things that are on the surface. They don't go down and eat the muck. But I've had diver duck that was really well prepared by a chef. This guy owns Dai Due in town. It's an amazing restaurant. And he cooked it fantastic. It was awesome.
02:35:27 Speaker_03
And this is the ones who eat all the bad shit, but it still tastes good? You can, yeah, you could still do it right. It's just an involved process.
02:35:34 Speaker_03
You know, like he had to, he brined them and did a bunch of different things, marinated them, but ultimately you can't eat them. But I think like a regular duck, the kind that are like sitting on the pond, you could snatch one of those up.
02:35:46 Speaker_03
I bet it would be just like a regular duck that you would shoot out of the sky. It's just a duck.
02:35:51 Speaker_05
Well, fellas, we know what we're doing after this.
02:35:54 Speaker_03
I mean, if you came from a country where there's no food, and all of a sudden they flew you into Ohio. They're like, why are we all here?
02:36:02 Speaker_05
And no one tells you not to eat the ducks. There's just ducks there.
02:36:06 Speaker_03
None of that. Maybe you don't even speak English. So there's all these signs saying, don't kill the ducks. And you say, oh, look, ducks.
02:36:12 Speaker_07
Kill ducks.
02:36:14 Speaker_03
Kill ducks. Wouldn't you automatically grab a duck if you came from a place where there was no food?
02:36:19 Speaker_03
Yeah, no, I'm not blaming the Haitians Pekin duck is the most popular duck to eat Pekin duck meat is known for its mild satisfying flavor easily adapts a number of cuisines There's a lighter flesh and milder flavor. So is it not? This is a duck.
02:36:32 Speaker_03
It says Pekin the Peking is a type, but this is this is like domestic ducks That's what they're showing here. So like if you buy duck in a restaurant, you're not really buying wild duck You're buying a domesticated duck
02:36:44 Speaker_04
But there's wild ducks that taste really good and there's wild ducks that are a little funky and those those are the ones that they call diver ducks Yeah, there's like fish I went fishing in Puerto Rico we went deep-sea fishing and there's like certain fish that like they eat or I guess the bigger the fish were like the They eat like all the algae and stuff off the reef And I guess if the fish was really big you had to like throw it back because you can get like really sick
02:37:10 Speaker_03
I think it's the toxins from the fish they eat. They eat stuff off the reef.
02:37:13 Speaker_04
Oh, right. You're right about that, actually.
02:37:15 Speaker_03
Yes. Yeah. We caught some barracuda, and they were like, in this area, you can keep them, but if you catch them over there, you can't keep them. You can't eat them. It's weird.
02:37:23 Speaker_03
And especially with big game species, because there's ones that they just won't eat. It's too risky.
02:37:30 Speaker_06
pretty wacky we could went fishing on a perch tour this summer and they caught a fish and like it looked like he was gonna like I thought he was gonna like gut the fish right there on the boat but what he was doing was uh when you pull them up very fast like uh they get like the bends so it looks so violent but they're actually saving the fish he's gonna throw him back and they like just like
02:37:51 Speaker_03
Stab them almost like underneath the thing and like it just like lets the air out and they're able to live fish get the bends Yeah, yeah, yeah the pressure that their body has to be under when they're like 500 feet underwater is insane And so when they go to the top their organs like come out through their mouth.
02:38:06 Speaker_06
Well, it's crazy. Oh, so yeah, they're all filled up So they just like you like let the air out of a balloon and then the fish start moving again He threw him back.
02:38:12 Speaker_04
I cooked a lobster once and you're supposed to put the knife into the back of its head You're not supposed to just boil it, but I couldn't do it. I was like, there's no way that's what it looks like
02:38:21 Speaker_03
The guy's eyeballs pop out and his tongue pops out. I've seen that happen. Looks kind of like Ari. It's very bizarre. A lot like Ari.
02:38:28 Speaker_06
It looks like a wacky, like a card you'd get at Spencer's.
02:38:32 Speaker_03
Isn't there a fish called a Jewfish? There is, right?
02:38:36 Speaker_06
That's gefilte fish.
02:38:37 Speaker_03
Yeah. But that's, I mean, imagine what that does to your body going from 500 feet down in the fucking ocean to pulling up to the top. Yeah. And then he just pops out.
02:38:48 Speaker_05
Yeah, that doesn't sound fun.
02:38:50 Speaker_03
Why isn't that the case probably that's probably exactly what would happen if you went to the moon took your helmet off?
02:38:55 Speaker_06
Well, we've never really gone. So that's what total recall said happens on Mars Jew fish there you go Do you think the other fish keep up the Hitler fish, please it's a Goliath
02:39:11 Speaker_03
Only one fish can get to the bottom of this problem they have a disproportionate control of the fish media I'm just wondering is that didn't fish banks a Jew fish is a Goliath grouper I popped it into Google says Atlantic Goliath grouper.
02:39:24 Speaker_03
Whoa let me see that motherfucker Well, hello.
02:39:27 Speaker_06
I'm here for your rent money.
02:39:29 Speaker_03
Jesus Christ. Look at that picture with the diver.
02:39:31 Speaker_06
Give me your rent money.
02:39:32 Speaker_03
Look at that picture with the diver. That's fucking insane. Wow. That's like a large mouth bass that could eat a person.
02:39:37 Speaker_04
If I saw that, I would think that I was about to be murdered.
02:39:40 Speaker_03
I would not be comfortable with that thing being right next to me. That's a giant predator. I would think that I shrunk.
02:39:48 Speaker_03
Bro if you were a little kid it's like if you were a four-year-old kid and you went diving free diving near that There's a real likelihood that thing swallows you 800 pounds oh, yeah, do you fish babies?
02:40:02 Speaker_03
Let's spread that rumor you ever seen a largemouth bass take out a duckling No, but I want to now they take them out they take out birds. Oh There's a guy that was developing a lure for, there's a giant pike called a muskie.
02:40:17 Speaker_03
They're notoriously hard to catch, and they're enormous, like real ancient fish. Looks like a monster. And they're hard to catch. They call them like the fish of 10,000 casts. And so this guy developed a lure for them that's a duck.
02:40:31 Speaker_03
It's a little ducky, move it across the water. It's very effective. Let go for it. Because these muskies like to fuck up ducks. They're huge, dude, like this big.
02:40:40 Speaker_01
You ever seen one? No, I don't think so. Pull up a photo. It's like David got one right here. Oh, there it is.
02:40:45 Speaker_03
Now, that's a largemouth bass. But Google muskie, just Google giant muskie. That's them. Wow. Look at that thing.
02:41:01 Speaker_03
Look at these are crazy, and they're super predators Yeah, they take out ducks and all kinds of things and if you you want to catch them you have to have a big-ass lure Look at that look at the size of their fucking mouth.
02:41:13 Speaker_05
It's just covered in teeth like a barracuda Is there a video of one of these things like eating a duck?
02:41:18 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah for sure if you have to catch you have to dress dress like Antifa yeah You got to catch those motherfuckers in some cold ass water just like Northern Pike Jew fish will not replace us look at this giant musky eats a duck here goes oh
02:41:40 Speaker_03
What an asshole. You ditched. Faked us out, cocksucker. Oh, I thought that was it. That was solid, though. Muskie! It wasn't bad. It was a solid bit. Okay. Muskie eats duck. Got to sit through an ad. Okay. Is this a duck lore? Yeah.
02:41:56 Speaker_03
Unless he's got a duck with a hook through it, that monster. Isn't that fucked up? Like, you hate mice, you kill mice with a mouse trap, but if you went fishing with a mice and a hook, people would be like, oh, you piece of shit.
02:42:07 Speaker_03
What is wrong with you?
02:42:09 Speaker_04
You do live bait, right? You put it right through their eyes?
02:42:11 Speaker_03
Right. But if you did that to a mouse, everybody would get very upset with you. Not me. You piece of shit. Isn't that crazy? Like, you kill them with a spring. Whack! And everybody's like, oh yeah, mousetrap? Good job.
02:42:20 Speaker_03
And it's not like that's a humane way to kill them. You can torture a mouse for all I care. You kill them with a glue trap.
02:42:24 Speaker_04
I got lost on a YouTube journey once with a guy who made homemade mousetraps, and he would create little systems to drown mice and rats in buckets. It was great.
02:42:33 Speaker_06
Oh yeah, they get sent to a bucket.
02:42:35 Speaker_04
Yeah.
02:42:37 Speaker_06
Crazy that was that was a little that is a crazy. It's New York, right?
02:42:40 Speaker_06
Yeah his system of mice and rats And it just catches them and puts them in the buckets to drown and then the guys the end of the month He just has like a pockets of mice, and it's so crazy you guys see that Netflix documentary rats
02:42:52 Speaker_03
No, it's all about rats in New York City rats all over the country. No, that's all the world.
02:42:57 Speaker_03
It's fucking horrible There's I think the biomass of rats in New York City is equal or greater to the biomass of human beings Oh, yeah, there are so many rats in New York City, dude There's so many. You know how nuts that is?
02:43:08 Speaker_03
Think about how many people are walking on the street and think about the idea that the number of rats is greater
02:43:14 Speaker_06
People in rats eat ratchet.
02:43:19 Speaker_04
Do you know horrible the entire underneath?
02:43:24 Speaker_03
Bullshit estimate this is the estimate that there are approximately 3 million rats in New York City Which is close to a third of the city's population way more so 50% increase from a decade ago This is the AI over although we do have a rat czar now, so maybe she's doing her shit.
02:43:38 Speaker_06
Oh
02:43:38 Speaker_03
Think the documentary was saying that there Here it is right here. There are 8.2 million humans average mass of 70 kilograms about 2 million rats.
02:43:49 Speaker_03
That is not true There's not to who knows how many one said there's 2 million one said there's gonna be what's gonna be not safe for a girl saying with her pussy You got deleted oh, there's no good Measurement of how many rats are yeah?
02:44:05 Speaker_05
There's not like a guy going down.
02:44:06 Speaker_03
There's like everybody hold still 14 15 How would you possibly know you cannot they're just justifying their job just like the people in the Homeless Commission? Fucking way you can tell me how many rats there are in New York City No, there's no fuck.
02:44:20 Speaker_03
I parked my car once it was back in the day when you had to use cell phones or Payphones rather and I was pumping gas It was in the Bronx and I went over to this payphone and I'm on the payphone I'm watching rats jump on the wheel of my car jump into the engine bay jump all around it They were coming out of the sewer and jumping on the car.
02:44:40 Speaker_03
It was Two minutes on the phone going what the fuck?
02:44:44 Speaker_06
I didn't realize until I lived in the city what a problem that is. Rats will go inside you. If you leave your car, like, sitting for days at a time, rats will get inside and, like, chew, like, wires and fucking, like, fuck your car. It's crazy.
02:44:54 Speaker_03
So it says, for over 100 years, nearly everyone has believed New York is about 8 million rats, a ratio of one human to one rat. The theory began in the 1900s when author and rat expert W.R.
02:45:05 Speaker_03
Boulter hypothesized that in England there was a ratio of one human to one rat. However, Auerbach points out that the hypothesis was erroneously applied to New York City and is widely quoted to this day. Any expert has debunked.
02:45:18 Speaker_03
You know, I lost a lot of faith in experts over the last few years. I'd like to see some fucking data. You know, it's actually 36 humans to one rat. I don't know about that. I don't think you know that.
02:45:29 Speaker_04
Don't think you know I mean under under the grounds like how do you possibly know the entire subway systems? They're full of fucking rats didn't say after that Jamie.
02:45:36 Speaker_03
Someone said it's one-to-one.
02:45:38 Speaker_01
What does it say?
02:45:40 Speaker_03
Okay, that's probably more accurate and it's probably even worse now there's still fucking way, you know, they'll hold the tunnels that's all filled and Rats are everywhere.
02:45:51 Speaker_05
In the city, and we all lived in the city for years and years, but Jay still does, but every now and then, there'll just be a block where there's construction or something like that, like there's something open in the ground, and you just have to walk through it, and you just have to stomp your way through it, because there's just rats everywhere.
02:46:08 Speaker_05
It's the fucking worst, dude. It feels like your skin is awful.
02:46:13 Speaker_06
I've never seen it with rats before, and I found out what it was after. Talking about a first time New York thing happening was I was just outside smoking a cigarette on my stoop when I was in East Village.
02:46:24 Speaker_06
And then all of a sudden I was like, hmm, that's weird. Three roaches walking by in the daylight for like, that's kind of weird. You don't see that a lot. Just like, you know, it's like three different times, three different roaches.
02:46:35 Speaker_06
I'm like, that's pretty strange. And then several more. And then I'm telling you, and I'm telling you, within five minutes,
02:46:44 Speaker_06
falling off the buildings Our superintendent came out, and he was like what's going on, and then we saw me landing on his shoulder He was freaking out and then we went inside came out a couple hours later And there was thousands of them dead on the street, and I go what happened he goes Oh, that's what they do in New York whenever they like bomb a building for
02:47:04 Speaker_06
Like roaches, it just shoots them to other buildings. So that's what it was. He goes, oh, one building. They're probably trying to sell a building. So they bombed it for roaches. And it just sends tens of thousands of them out into the streets. Millions.
02:47:18 Speaker_06
I mean, when I was saying like it wasn't you couldn't take a step and not be stepping on like the carcasses of like 50 of them, but they just.
02:47:26 Speaker_05
That's the ones Jay's talking about The most disgusting creature in the world those water bugs in New York City, that's what you see Oh, it was crawling and then all sort of just takes flight and comes at you You're like and it's like one month a year that they actually fly, but when they do man, they just become the grossest thing ever
02:47:45 Speaker_03
If you wanna live in a big city, that's just part of the program. Can't get rid of them. Can't get rid of the rats either. It's not like anyone's incompetent. It's too deep. You would have to move out.
02:47:55 Speaker_06
It's our job to go. Let the rats have it.
02:47:57 Speaker_03
Yeah, you'd have to move out and then nuke it from space.
02:48:00 Speaker_05
Well, there's all types of... Like, I live out in the country now, and there's all types of animals that I don't love that are around, but nothing's gross like that. Like, it's like, there's like a bobcat that we've caught on our camera a few times.
02:48:13 Speaker_05
I'm like, I don't really want that thing around. But it's not, yeah, it's cool.
02:48:16 Speaker_04
It's not, like, disgusting. There's some gross animals. I live a little closer to the city in Jersey. I get some gross animals, too. We had those, what are the things, yeah, Puerto Ricans, you know.
02:48:26 Speaker_04
What are the things that was, like, a big problem in New York last summer?
02:48:30 Speaker_06
So it came over in a so in 2020 in the summer of 2020 They were doing work on the High Line
02:48:49 Speaker_05
But I know they said in the summer of 2020 we started seeing these little bugs we had never seen before and they said you're supposed to kill it. They said you're supposed to kill it if you see it.
02:48:58 Speaker_05
And immediately we're like I don't work for you government. I'm not going around killing your bugs. And then by the next summer there was like 10 times as many. And the next summer there were like 10 times as many.
02:49:07 Speaker_04
They look like moths with like a red underbelly or something. Kind of.
02:49:10 Speaker_05
Yeah, they're like a little red. They're almost kind of pretty looking until there's a bunch of them, and they kind of fly on you.
02:49:15 Speaker_04
At first when I saw them, I thought they were like beautiful little butterflies, and I was like, oh, they're nice. And then I heard that they were a problem, and then they skeeved me out like roaches immediately.
02:49:22 Speaker_06
They fuck up plants, but they came over. The High Line in New York was doing something. They brought in plants from China, and they came in years ago.
02:49:30 Speaker_04
Is that why?
02:49:30 Speaker_06
Yeah. So they came in through the docks and these plants from China, and now it's just, they are there. They're everywhere. And it's crazy. It's about a month, month and a half, They are a, like the roof of my building.
02:49:42 Speaker_04
You can't go on the roof.
02:49:43 Speaker_06
You can't go on the roof of my building. There's, same thing, like tens of thousands of them all over there. There was a lady up there one time. I walked up there, covered in them like fucking Candyman. It was crazy. They were coming out of her mouth.
02:49:56 Speaker_03
It was crazy. She was accepting it. I was like, oh God. She was accepting it?
02:49:59 Speaker_06
But they're evolving too in the fact that the first year that I was aware of them, the first year I was aware of them, you could step on them and they didn't really do much.
02:50:08 Speaker_06
Now they fly and they run around all over the place if you have no screen on your window if you open a window in your head They will there will be hundred of them in a room.
02:50:17 Speaker_03
Oh my god.
02:50:17 Speaker_05
It's so disgusting It was only like this for like two weeks last summer, but there were two weeks where my yard was unusable Yeah, like you just could not go out.
02:50:25 Speaker_04
It's about every like however many years they come up out of the ground and locusts and That's it in Jersey as well like kids are cool though.
02:50:35 Speaker_04
They make cool sounds they make really You find they're like carcasses like the hollowed-out carcasses of right bodies all they're not trying to run through your bathroom.
02:50:42 Speaker_06
No no and these things are They're killing all like plants and stuff too. Yeah, it's really bad, but they're like If you read one article, it's like, here's New York's five-year plan to get rid of the lantern flies.
02:50:54 Speaker_06
And the next article's like, no, they're just here. Like, this is going to be a month every year.
02:50:59 Speaker_05
And they came from where? China. Wow.
02:51:00 Speaker_06
China got us twice.
02:51:01 Speaker_04
And they land on you.
02:51:02 Speaker_05
They're not afraid.
02:51:03 Speaker_04
That's it.
02:51:04 Speaker_05
Two strikes, China. Don't you try this shit again.
02:51:06 Speaker_04
They're not afraid of you either. Do they land right on your face, on your head, on your body?
02:51:09 Speaker_03
Oh, great. Did they come over in some sort of a cargo ship or something?
02:51:14 Speaker_06
Yeah, I think it was in plants that they were bringing, decorative plants. I'm pretty sure Fauci made them.
02:51:18 Speaker_05
Wow.
02:51:19 Speaker_03
They're pretty cool looking. Maybe they can vaccinate us that way. Genetically engineered mosquitoes to run around vaccinating people.
02:51:31 Speaker_05
They would do this thing in my old place.
02:51:33 Speaker_05
We used to like on we'd have like on the there's like a sliding glass door and we'd have just like the screen open and it was like in the weeks where it was bad every 10 minutes you'd look over there and there's like four of them on there and then you'd hit the screen and they kind of fly off but then they just fly right back and if you like left the room and came back you'd come back and there's 50 of them like on
02:51:52 Speaker_05
Yeah, it's not fun.
02:51:55 Speaker_04
I'm a real chick when it comes to bugs and creepy things you're normal Yeah, people like bugs are weird.
02:52:00 Speaker_03
They are weird people keep bugs in their house like that's your Angela.
02:52:04 Speaker_06
I'm gonna feed it a mouse Anything icky is not my thing so I went home with a girl years ago from a diner turns out she was a tarantula She was a tarantula No, it was weird pets, and in the final straw, I left.
02:52:19 Speaker_06
We didn't hook up, because when she was like, oh, you got to let my albino rat crawl on you, and I was like, I'm just going to go. This is not worth it.
02:52:26 Speaker_03
I had a buddy who hooked up with this girl, and she had a crocodile monitor. She had a crocodile monitor in her house. It's a pet. You can keep it as a pet. Wait, what is it? It's a crocodile monitor.
02:52:36 Speaker_03
It's the creepiest looking lizard that you could buy from an exotic pet store. You could buy them. You could have that. This girl apparently had that. And he was like, yo, red flag.
02:52:47 Speaker_06
Yeah, the girl I lost my virginity to had an iguana that I hated.
02:52:50 Speaker_03
This lady thought she was on Games of Thrones. She had her own dragon.
02:52:54 Speaker_06
You said you watched that Chimp Crazy thing. It's lonely old women who can throw heartfelt emotion into anything in the world.
02:53:02 Speaker_03
Yeah, women are caregivers. A lot of women are at least. They get chimps? They wanted to keep these chimps and raise them. This lady, this fucking chimp attacked her friend, tore her face off. Oh, was that the 911 call? Yeah. One of them, a lot of men.
02:53:13 Speaker_06
The documentary's not about that lady, but they talk about that situation.
02:53:16 Speaker_03
Oh my God, that one is horrifying. The point is, that lady got a chimp after that.
02:53:20 Speaker_06
Another one.
02:53:21 Speaker_03
She missed having her chimp. They're cool. It got murdered.
02:53:24 Speaker_04
I went to the Doc Annals place down in Myrtle Beach with my son. It was in the Tiger King documentary. But they didn't just have tigers. They had the baby tigers, which was awesome, but they had chimps that came out.
02:53:36 Speaker_04
It was a really, really cool experience. Hutus. They had some Hutus.
02:53:41 Speaker_03
Super educational.
02:53:43 Speaker_04
Yeah, no, it was definitely they were torturing these animals, but it was definitely worth the $500 I spent to get it. Nice.
02:53:49 Speaker_03
They castrate those chimps, too. Most of them. That one in Connecticut, though, they didn't.
02:53:54 Speaker_06
The mind-blowing thing- Is that part of why he, like- Oh, yeah.
02:53:58 Speaker_03
Yeah, they're way more aggressive. They're not castrated. I had the guys on. The guys who made the documentary for the show.
02:54:04 Speaker_06
That chimp crazy thing, I was blown away, actually, by how much stuff. I mean, like, she made them weirdly self-sufficient on some thing. When she threw them,
02:54:13 Speaker_06
McDougal McNuggets mm-hmm it wasn't he opened the McNuggets then they throw him she goes Oh, and here's your sauce like a sweet like a sweet and sour sauce and the monkey knows how to go like Like rip the lid off and like yeah, no they weren't dipping it though.
02:54:27 Speaker_03
I kept asking them. What did they dip like? Why didn't you show that they dipped? Like they just drank that stuff. Oh yeah.
02:54:33 Speaker_05
Because there's a weird line there. It's like if they dip, you're almost like maybe they deserve rights. I don't know. Like if you go, I'm not going to have a dry nugget.
02:54:42 Speaker_06
They crack sodas and drink them? Yep. They don't just like bite the top off of a soda thing?
02:54:47 Speaker_03
They listen to things too. She could say, grab that paper. And he'll grab the paper and give it back to her. Give her the garbage when she'd give him McNuggets and shit. But she has to keep them in a cage. Because he's a male. He's a grown male.
02:54:57 Speaker_03
And they'll just go crazy and just rip your face off. And there's nothing you can do about it.
02:55:00 Speaker_04
They were giving them Kool-Aid at Doc Antle's place. They were chugging the Kool-Aid, these chimps. They loved it. And they were really scared, dude. They came down.
02:55:10 Speaker_05
And they were like, you weren't at all, but I just thought you were about to make a really racist joke.
02:55:15 Speaker_04
No, no. I'm being real. I'm 100%.
02:55:17 Speaker_05
They love Kool-Aid. You're like, easy, Lewis. Come on, man.
02:55:21 Speaker_04
No, but like they came down and they were just so like kind of like walking around us They were full so they were like six feet tall. It was fucking dude. That's terrifying.
02:55:28 Speaker_03
Yeah, they were full-grown chimp They were full-grown chimps And they they just felt at any moment that they could just lose their shit and just take over if they just wanted to at any moment They could just attack you then that's what you ever see that one with the guy was like with his bear He had a trained bear and he had this guy stand still and the guys just stand still and the bear just decides to rip His neck off just out of nowhere
02:55:47 Speaker_05
I'm thinking of the one, was that the one on a TV show?
02:55:50 Speaker_03
You have a joke about it, right Joe, from back in the day? Yeah, but that's a different one. That's the karate guy. This is different. This is a guy who's just standing there, and it's a bear that was in a bunch of movies.
02:56:01 Speaker_03
It was a bear that was like a trained bear, and this bear out of nowhere just decides to rip this guy's throat apart.
02:56:05 Speaker_05
What kind of bear?
02:56:06 Speaker_03
A grizzly.
02:56:07 Speaker_05
Okay, those are the, because what do I got in Jersey by me, it's the black bears. Black bears.
02:56:11 Speaker_03
They still kill people. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They're terrifying. They killed a kid at Rutgers.
02:56:17 Speaker_06
When someone has to scream though like the name they give like chimpanzees and stuff like mr.
02:56:27 Speaker_05
He's biting her fingers It's a funny thing because especially like little kids like they all of their like stories and shows and it's all like nature Personified and things like that like I remember like um my uh my daughter when she was like three Asking me why like bugs are running away from her like why is the spider running away or whatever it is?
02:56:49 Speaker_05
It's like honey
02:56:51 Speaker_05
It's like well, you know he thinks you're gonna kill it cuz you might actually kill it But then you almost bears especially the young ones look so fucking cute, but you just look at them You're dead already The awful thing of it that's the problem with like they said about like having chimpanzees as pets is like for a while It's totally fine, and then one day.
02:57:14 Speaker_06
It's just not and that one that uh ripped the lady's face off Did you see like that video they show a video of like? They should have known this was going to happen, because a kid one time picked up a shoe off the floor that the monkey wanted.
02:57:28 Speaker_06
And then he goes over, and he's coming after me. It looks a little aggressive, but it's still like he's not that big, so it doesn't look that scary.
02:57:33 Speaker_06
But then when he just makes a move to grab at the shirt and whatever, and you see the kid almost falls over. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And they have to all kind of. Jump in front of the monkey like yeah over something.
02:57:42 Speaker_06
He's unaware the guy doesn't know he did wrong He just grabbed the shoe off the floor and the monkey wanted that shoe and didn't know how to tell him I think just decided to beat the fuck out of that little kid and it doesn't Right that's what they do they take fingers off.
02:57:54 Speaker_04
Yeah, they tear your genitals off so you can't procreate anymore. Oh
02:57:58 Speaker_03
They'll bite your feet off. Yeah, really, crazy shit. Don't keep them as pets. You know what they don't do? They don't kill people. Isn't that crazy? They just maim you, just rip you apart. That's what's really nuts. They won't kill you, though?
02:58:10 Speaker_03
They don't kill people. There's very few instances of chimpanzees killing people. These guys are saying they kill people as far as little kids get snatched up in Africa.
02:58:19 Speaker_03
If you're a child, like a baby, and you're near aggressive, hungry chimpanzees, and you leave the kid alone, they'll steal your kid. That's wild. There's been instances of them stealing kids.
02:58:27 Speaker_05
Yeah, well they monkeys all the time that that I've seen videos of which is insane I think I saw you playing it on the show chimps eating monkeys chimps eating monkeys is like dark.
02:58:38 Speaker_03
Well the way they do it They didn't know they did it until Attenborough went into the woods and he started filming and then he got this footage of these chimps Setting up an ambush on these monkeys and they rip them apart while they're alive.
02:58:50 Speaker_03
Yeah, they torture. I got him alive and he's just eating them and
02:58:54 Speaker_03
Fucking dick first is pulling chunks of meat off of them It's when they're ripping arms off and handing it to their friends and you see that it's just because we're so related to them It's so much more gruesome.
02:59:03 Speaker_04
But like I did I watch like nature is metal It's a great follow and Instagram and I just did I watch a fucking a lion like eat a baby out of an antelope stomach and like just swallow it like a pill you're like, oh, that's awesome horrible Komodo dragons are the scariest they just swallow everything
02:59:23 Speaker_06
All four legs are hanging out of the mouth still yeah, no animals have there's not a lot of Emotion in their faces of those two like those lizards so like they eat a whole goat, and they're just like yeah It's like on the next thing no highs no lows Do you just ate a fucking goat
02:59:40 Speaker_04
Watching a bird eat a mammal. It's just one of the weird.
02:59:43 Speaker_04
It just doesn't look like it should happen So I can just be like a bird or like it'll be like a seabird like a seagull and I'll like pick up a squirrel and just Rats they kill rats all the time.
02:59:51 Speaker_03
Yeah, I'm swallowing hole. This is crazy videos of seagulls swallowing rats hole. Oh
02:59:55 Speaker_05
All right, we got to bring the seagulls into Manhattan. We'll figure out the seagull problem next.
03:00:00 Speaker_03
Seagulls are going to eat your cat. They're going to eat everything. Once they run out of rats, but they won't. That's one of the reasons why the Hollywood Hills aren't filled with rats. It's because of coyotes. The more coyotes there are, the less rats.
03:00:14 Speaker_05
We, one time in, I think actually it was the last time that we all did your show together, the three of us did it, and it was back when you were in LA, and I was staying in some Airbnb out in the hills, and me and my wife heard, we were literally sleeping at night, and we heard, I believe, coyotes attacking a dog.
03:00:38 Speaker_05
It was like the saddest thing to hear because you just you you hear them like come up and then it's like 30 seconds of a dog And my wife loves dogs. She was like crying. And she's like, we have to do something.
03:00:51 Speaker_05
And I was like, we will be doing nothing but letting this happen. You can't do it. It's already too late. It's pitch black outside. I was going to go out there with a lantern. Pussy.
03:01:00 Speaker_03
Get out of here. What a pussy. They usually don't kill people. The last time a coyote killed a person on record was there was a Canadian folk singer. She lived in a part of Canada where the coyotes had started eating moose.
03:01:13 Speaker_03
Because they were running out of things to eat, and they realized that if they bite on mooses' legs, especially young mooses, they could take them out, and then they could eat them and kill them.
03:01:22 Speaker_03
So they were accustomed to going after things larger than them.
03:01:25 Speaker_05
So they started to learn.
03:01:26 Speaker_03
And they killed this lady.
03:01:27 Speaker_04
Wow. And we know female folk singers, they are big.
03:01:30 Speaker_03
I don't know if she was big. I don't think she was, in fact. I think she was pretty small.
03:01:35 Speaker_05
It might have been an honest mistake. They thought it was a moose. They're like, we're used to this. And that's how much folk music sucks.
03:01:41 Speaker_03
Or they don't give a fuck about you. That's more likely you live in a place where there's actual bears like New Jersey so bad that the mayor ran on a platform of having bears The bear hunting be removed and then once he was in office.
03:01:54 Speaker_03
He's like fuck that start hunting them again Yeah, cuz there's so many human bear interact, New Jersey has more bears per capita than anywhere in the lower 48 and Yeah, really?
03:02:04 Speaker_04
Yeah, New Jersey. New Jersey got a lot of bears. Yeah, we got a lot of crazy wildlife.
03:02:07 Speaker_06
A lot of mountains, that's why. People forget about the, was it Ramapo Mountains? It gets rural as shit.
03:02:14 Speaker_03
Rural as shit, man.
03:02:15 Speaker_05
New York is called the Garden State, but everyone, when they think of Jersey, they think of Newark or Camden.
03:02:20 Speaker_04
Or Jersey Shore became so big that when you say Jersey now, you're imagining the dyed hair and the fucking fist bumping guys.
03:02:26 Speaker_05
But most of New Jersey is not anything like that. It's just Mountains and woods. Yeah, you know a lot of people.
03:02:33 Speaker_03
Yeah, there's like rednecks in New Jersey.
03:02:36 Speaker_06
Oh, yeah Yeah, we'll be out of the furnace like explores that a whole thing was a Christian Bale Casey Affleck Willem Dafoe Oh really and Woody Harrelson played the character of like those like mountain people Like just you know meth trade cousin fucking.
03:02:52 Speaker_06
It's like it's really like they make it like a weird place No, it's Jersey side.
03:02:56 Speaker_05
It's actually
03:03:00 Speaker_06
On the border of Ramapo Mountains, I think, yeah.
03:03:03 Speaker_03
Jim Miller, UFC fighter, lives in New Jersey, in like the woods. He lives in Sparta, New Jersey. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Sparta. Everybody thinks smog stacks. You know, they think it's the smell.
03:03:17 Speaker_05
Well, it's like the same way people think of Pennsylvania. They think of Philly and Pittsburgh and shit. But most of Pennsylvania is not, they're not producing Jay Oakersons out there.
03:03:25 Speaker_05
They're making like, it's you, but you just went in the lumberjack direction.
03:03:30 Speaker_06
It's me with a dad that stuck around and really told me how the world worked.
03:03:33 Speaker_03
That's where the world gets dark, right? You get born into a spot where there's fucking no way out of here. You know, you get stuck in the coal mines of West Virginia and you're like, shit.
03:03:45 Speaker_04
Because if you live in a big city, there's like people are dreaming and shit if you're like in the middle of nowhere It's like well, even if you're in the suburb of a big city, you know, like if you're if you're in Kind of nowhere, but there's a half-hour bus
03:04:00 Speaker_05
To like a city where something's happening. But there's people, I remember talking to Jeff Deist, this really brilliant dude. He was Ron Paul's chief of staff for years. But so where Ron Paul is, it's like two hours south of Houston.
03:04:13 Speaker_05
Lake Jackson, I think, was the name of his district. And he was telling me, he was like, dude, there's nothing here. If you're a kid coming up here, it's like, I don't know, we got an Arby's. And that's where so many of those kids joined the military.
03:04:27 Speaker_05
Because that's like the only, Or, juggalo. Or, there's one other option, oft overlooked option, become a juggalo.
03:04:38 Speaker_03
Or, join a cult. Join a cult. You know, that's how you get someone into a cult. It's the best option available. You know? Like, hey, you guys travel? Can I be a missionary? I'm gonna go to Brazil. Fuck it.
03:04:50 Speaker_06
He doesn't stop I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.
03:04:53 Speaker_03
I'm gonna let's wrap it's gonna pop out really three and a half hours in Boys, there's a lot of fun, dude. You're the man Really believe what I said about skank fest. It's very important. Do you guys doing is very important? I know it seems like fun.
03:05:07 Speaker_03
It is fun. I'm sure very fun. You need things out there that are Genuinely open and free and pushing the boundaries of comedy, you know and skank fest is a great place for that.
03:05:18 Speaker_04
So it's important There's a live stream event tell Lewis tell everybody Passes for Sunday, I believe or maybe a handful of Fridays left, but we're live streaming it as well If you guys can't be there live in Las Vegas this weekend, September 27th to 29th.
03:05:33 Speaker_04
Let's go to skankfest.com There's a bunch of events. You could actually watch live as we stream them and Yeah, we're just pumped. Thank you
03:05:40 Speaker_03
Get your liver detox pills ready, you fucking animals.
03:05:42 Speaker_04
Everyone's going to party like we've never done before.
03:05:46 Speaker_03
Lifosomal glutathione. Get that. You're going to need that. All right. Gentlemen, appreciate you. Always fun. Good times. You're the man, Jeff. You're the man. Bye.