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Episode: #2202 - Tom Segura

Author: Joe Rogan
Duration: 02:38:25

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Recorded on: September 11, 2024

Tom Segura is a stand-up comic, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts, "Your Mom's House," with his wife, comic Christina Pazsitsky, and "Two Bears, One Cave," and is the author of "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.

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The Joe Rogan Experience.

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Yeah, I've watched so many people get their legs broken.

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Yeah. And I see it in like jujitsu videos all the time where someone's like going for a heel hook and then you hear this crack. And the guy screams in agony, and then everybody's like, oh, this is horrible.

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Yeah, and there's a million arm wrestling videos.

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I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling, and the guy broke the girl's arm. I'm like, what the fuck, man?

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Fuck, I was just like, how does that? Because I don't want to do it ever again, really.

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Arm wrestling?

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No, I think it's stupid, but for me to get involved in. But even when I'm just like, well, why is this happening? And there was two of these two. competitors, like pro arm wrestlers, were like, well, you never wanna get away from your body.

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So they're like, arms break once they're out here. So you always, they're like, keep your arm in tight. Arms don't break when you're here. But once you get extension, they're like, that's when you. It's the dumbest macho thing that we do. For sure.

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I did it with you once. I did it with you in Louisville. Do you remember? No. It was a horrifying experience. It was after we did a show in Louisville at the club. I think it was tied to a UFC, one of those. It was back in the day.

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And we went to a bar afterwards. We were shooting pool. Somebody said arm wrestling. And you're like, you want to do it? I was like, sure.

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Dude, I couldn't believe how strong you were I mean, I know you're strong but I was like you're like go and I was like I am going dude Like I couldn't get any fucking movement.

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Well, you're fucking that dude that works for you That was the most that was hilarious. That was do you think he just does that because he just wants attention?

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No, I I think I mean there might be a little bit of that but I really think that's any he has this thing of It's probably just, you know, it's part of his wiring. It's probably gotten him somewhere in life in some ways.

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Just being delusional.

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Being delusional about, um, I can't lose. Like, if somebody says I can beat you, like, they can't beat me.

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And you're like, what are you talking about?

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And then when you were pulling up, I was like, why don't you fucking ask him? Because I already knew what was going to happen. And then he also loves to gamble. I was like, yeah, I'll take that action. So yeah, that's Eni. But he's not even a strong guy.

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That's why I was so confused. I was looking at him like, you want to arm wrestle? You're not even a strong guy. There's probably a lot of things you could do better than me, but this one... This one you got. This is silly. This one's silly.

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It is funny how our capacity for delusion is just incredible.

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It can serve you well if you get lucky, right?

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Yeah, I think the two things... I think about one of my friends. was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer. And he found out at stage four. Right.

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Like had to go to the hospital because his wife was like you're fucking sweating and you're you know heavy breathing is after one of my shows. And so they go and then the next day, they're like stage four lung cancer.

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And all the doctors were like, you know, say goodbye to your friend, you know, and his brother.

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found a the expert like in this specific type of because you know, there's in oncology that I could get like really specialized types of cancer and treatment and I remember Talking to him and he was like, you know, I'm gonna beat this thing and

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And I was looking at him, and I was like, you're so stupid. Like, you're definitely gonna die. But the thing is, I saw that he believed it. A thousand percent believed it.

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And as he got better, I was like, this guy's fucking delusion is serving him in this. Like, I think most people, like I remember when my uncle got mesothelioma, and he was like a high-level urologist at the Mayo Clinic.

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And I remember when I was talking to my dad about it, he was like, yeah, he's too smart. He can read the labs. He knows what he has. He's too smart to go like, I'm gonna beat this thing.

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You know what I mean? You're just so well-versed. But is it a delusional thing, or has that guy had other success in life because he's just super determined?

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I mean, he's certainly a determined guy and successful in what he does. But what's up, big head Steve. Yo big head Steve. But I really was like, I credited this guy's like, it felt like a level of delusion to believe you were going to survive this.

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But if he's correct, and he was correct, it's not delusional.

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Correct. Correct. Yes.

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Right. It's kind of crazy.

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It is kind of crazy.

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The doctors were like, you're dead. And what if he just decides I'm dead and he starts freaking out or maybe he goes to Oregon and gets assisted suicide.

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And so many people go down that path, right?

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They're whacking people left and right up in Canada. If you're depressed, like you're not feeling good, come on in.

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Sign up.

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Fucking sign up for the program. We'll get rid of you.

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That'll just kill you. In Europe, in the Netherlands, don't they do that? Somewhere else?

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I don't know. I'm sure. I'm sure it's other countries, but it's a recent thing in Canada where they're just whacking people. I didn't know they were doing that. Yeah, yeah. Google it. Google it. Because this is something you'll actually find on Google.

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It's assisted suicide in Canada the other delusion that I because I just watched the Scott Peterson Is that the Lacey Peterson?

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So is that one? What is the new one where people are saying? Maybe he didn't kill her.

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No, it's it's essentially it's it's fantastic. It's on Netflix I think it's a three-part docuseries and it begins with With you know, it's like this reminder because it was 20 years ago, right? You know time just you're like, oh shit.

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What was that story? How did that one? So that one Canada's controversial medically assisted death program is fastest growing in the world Since suicide became legal in Canada the number of deaths have grown each year. So this is August.

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So this is just last month So what is it saying in terms of the numbers? They've most recent data shows 13,000 241 people in 2022 Wow. That's quite a jump. That's a jump, bro. So 2022 is $13,000. Who knows what 2023 and 2024 is? Oh, man.

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They're whacking people up there. That's pretty wild. You got a feeling? Come on in. Come in. Come on in. What, do you get foot hurt? My leg hurts. I'm just sad. Get in here. Fuck life. Fuck life.

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That's a great tap out fucking option.

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It's great. I mean, what is this? Is this like, I mean, is it a kind of eugenics? Like, what is it? What is it?

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I mean you could say it's being compassionate and in some cases like Michael Lair, you know, he went to Oregon Yes, but Michael Lair was his body was failing so horribly. He couldn't talk anymore.

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That was ALS. Yes It wasn't that the same thing that was ravaged that what was the famous woman that it was a huge international case here Do you remember? Terry Shivo, was it Terry Shivo? I don't know if she had the same thing.

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But she had this horrible, debilitating disease.

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And you're still alive. And at the end, it kept getting worse and worse, and it wasn't getting better, so he went to Oregon to do it. He actually went to Oregon once and then changed his mind and came back.

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And when you sign up for that in Canada, can you just go like, that's just what I want? Doesn't matter?

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I don't know. I don't know what the rules are, but I know that some people are very upset about it because you're taking people that maybe you could talk to them off the ledge.

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Yeah.

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Maybe they could have got better. Maybe with some love and some friendship and some counseling and some therapy.

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They wouldn't take that option.

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Yeah. Maybe they'd be happy. Yeah. I've, I've met, I've known quite a few people that have taken their own life.

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Yeah, I know a few that have done it, too. And it's always super sad. I mean, I don't know anybody that's done it, with the exception of Michael. I don't know anybody that's done it in the case of, you know... Like a medically assisted?

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No, Michael's the only one that I know about that. But, you know, there's Brody. Brody was a hard one. There's my friend Tony, who's a pool player up in San Francisco. He jumped off the bridge.

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Yeah.

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Which is crazy. There's a spot where everybody goes.

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Yeah, one of my college, I had jobs. When I was in college, I worked the whole time. I had part-time jobs. And one of my co-workers did. It was fucking terrible, man. Our boss went to his apartment and found him there. It was terrible.

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You know, for some people, they don't think it's ever gonna get better. I know. And if you don't have support around you, you don't have someone that you can that can pick you up, and it's crazy how someone can pick you up.

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It's crazy how you could be just feeling like total, complete shit, and someone who cares about you can come over your house, take you out, have some laughs, and you're like, I think I feel better. We feel better around people.

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Some people are super isolated too.

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That's the dangerous one. And I think one of the things I realized as I got older is you don't realize how many people are lonely in this world. You get older, I'm saying, because you encounter more people.

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And you talk to people who, you realize you have this full life that you could take for granted. You have a family, you have friends, you have all these things going on. And then you meet people who, they don't have any of that. And they're alone.

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And there's a lot of people that are very lonely.

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Well, there's also this internet culture too, right? So there's people that don't have actual physical contact with anyone.

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Yeah.

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So all their interaction is with people online.

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So that's a dark place too.

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They're streaming all day and chatting all day on Instagram and jerking off and it's madness.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's not that's not a path to fulfillment is Isolated online.

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No, and also you don't Sometimes I don't have it to that degree, but you're you're online for a while on something and then you go Into the real world and you're like, oh, yeah, I'm like I was just living in this make-believe place, right?

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I didn't realize it's not real. Right, right. You live in this make-believe place, and you're not having any of the normal human contact that we thrive on. Right. All your contact is like this weird, like, displaced, not connected. It's all weird. Mm-hmm.

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Which is like if you go to someone's Twitter profile, and you see that they're online 12 hours a day, just fucking barking at people. I know. It's giving them some charge. It's like annoying dog next door. And they're just baiting people all day.

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Speaking of baiting, did you watch the debate? I forgot. Let me tell you, before I say anything, I just want to say, whoever's helping her, whoever's coaching her, whoever's the puppet master running the strings, Yeah, you know fucking amazing job job.

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They Did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out forcing Biden to drop out Right, whatever they're doing whoever's writing those speeches getting her deliver him coaching her. She's nailing it She nailed that one speech.

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She's like say it to my face She nailed it dude, and then last night To me, when I was like, oh my god, this is jujitsu, where she's like, if you go to his rallies, his crowds are boring, they're tired, they all leave early.

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My crowds are the best crowds. I have the number one crowd. He couldn't help himself.

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And she got him. She baited him on that.

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She walked him right into it. 100%. See, the difference in that debate was not a difference in who's going to have better policies, who's going to be better for the country. The difference in the debate, in my opinion, was who was better prepared.

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she was way better prepared. And even when it came to answering tough questions, instead of answering, she would just say things that she believes. And they sounded real good. And that's the soundbite. That's called being a savvy politician.

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It's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who's like, they said, Trump, that deal was the best deal. They've never seen a deal like this before. They said, how did you put that deal together?

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People will tell you that was just brilliant. It's like that's the he's not working with a team.

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That's like I mean, I know he's doing like mock debates I know he did one with I think he did one with Tulsi Gabbard, but someone needs to like tell him like You've got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows.

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He started out no repeating things on

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Yeah, he started out strong. Yeah, because I you know out of the gate Everybody can't help but get in their own way who they are right and for him. It's like okay.

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Don't get fucking crazy Like I'm sure you know Wild shit don't say people are eating cats and cats and dogs and you know they're fucking coming in here eating all our pets and You know you just watch like you're watching this thing. You're like what?

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It's just fucking insane And then for her if they're just basically like don't laugh like a stripper like how you every time you come to a podium you're like

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Well, that's a down.

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It's a it's it's a move that like comics will do well their materials not that good They laugh they laugh through it exactly But then you remember, you know, this is somebody like take away your your politics or whatever you believe This is a former prosecutor.

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It is a it's a trainable person Yeah, right if you're if you're a prosecutor you can you can get the information. Yeah and regurgitate it. She's not dumb. I

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See, people want to say she's dumb because she's not good off the cuff when pressure's on her. But you don't understand what that kind of pressure's like.

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Like the kind of pressure that that lady has been under for the last, let's just think about the pressure she's been under for the last four years is being vice president. Everybody hates her. She a lot of gaffes a lot of dumb things.

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So every time she's saying something in the back of her head She's like don't fuck this up. Yeah, they're gonna come for you. They're gonna use this against you Don't don't say did you just fall out of a coconut tree? Don't say that one again.

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Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like there's that kind of pressure so a lot of very hard off the cuff, but when you give her time and prepare her like last night and It's a good showing for her, for sure. Very, very good showing.

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And unfortunately for him, like, the thing that he does that it's just, like, he can do it better than anybody alive is just riff. He can go out there and have a crowd of people and just... And he's funny, man.

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He does things about, like, he did an Elon impression the other day. It was hilarious.

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He's very funny.

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He's killing. People... He kills like a comedian.

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If you don't like the guy, still will have to acknowledge that he's funny.

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He's funny. He's funny like a comic. Yeah. You know, it's just like, we don't necessarily want that as the guy with his finger on the button. That's all it is. Sure. That's the thing that freaks people out.

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But the policies that he had when he was in, the thing is, everyone's saying he's going to be a dictator. Well, he wasn't a dictator. He was the president. He actually was the president for four years. And the economy really did well.

00:15:30 Speaker_03
And he really did try to cut some of the bullshit down that's going on in this country. And who knows what would have happened if you had four more years?

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Maybe we would have been Economically better off even if you don't like that One person to be like the figurehead of the country that you identify with because you live here You don't want to identify with this guy that you think is blustery and you know well the thing is he's gonna you know, we have like 55 days or something and the thing that's really gonna happen now is you I think he realizes

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When she first was announced, I'm sure most people, myself included, were like, he's just going to destroy her. I didn't think she was even going to have a chance. But now you realize this is going to be, I believe, a much closer race.

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It's close as fuck. She's probably ahead now. I saw the Fox News poll, it's hilarious. 90% Trump won. They're eating cats, I saw! I saw on Facebook! They're killing newborn babies. By the way, I think they are eating cats.

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I think some people are eating cats.

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I think you get a bunch of poor people that are from an island where they occasionally eat cats, and you throw them in a city where there's 50,000 people, you throw 20,000 people in there, and there's ducks at the pond.

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I'm gonna go get a duck if I'm hungry.

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My fucking son took one out of there. He grabbed it by the neck.

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So, yeah, I would not believe a... Yeah, dude, if I was starving, if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around, I'd grab a duck. Sure, I don't think it's that crazy. That's not their fault. Like, how the fuck did they get here?

00:16:59 Speaker_03
How'd you get 20,000 shipped to one town? Like, what is that? What's the real story behind that?

00:17:05 Speaker_04
Is that organized? The immigration issue is a legit, real issue in this country. It's in our state predominantly, too. It's a lot of it here, yeah.

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A lot of it in California, a lot of it in Arizona, but it's a real issue. And look, you and I are both the products of immigration. Immigration is fucking awesome. But hey, maybe when they do stuff that's bad, you should put them in jail.

00:17:28 Speaker_03
Like, hey, maybe. Hey, maybe you should use the same laws on them. Hey, maybe. We should check to see if they're murderers before they come across the board.

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Yeah. Hey, maybe. I know. Hey, maybe. They just turned, I mean, this current administration just was like, oh yeah, we should. Just recently.

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Do you think, but recently, I think it's, they're also flying people in, which is crazy. But recently, I think it's because they want people that are on the fence. You know, the people that are on the fence.

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That's all that plays to.

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It's all that matters. But once they're in again, if they're in again, they'll probably do the same thing. Because what you're doing is you're essentially changing states that are swing states into blue.

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Because if you're going to give these people money, debit cards and food stamps and let them come in, and they're even talking about gender reassignment surgeries.

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Yeah, I heard this, yeah.

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I don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's true either. Find out if that's true. Because that's part of the problem with this whole, people are eating cats. It's like, you don't fucking know what's true anymore. That's a big thing.

00:18:25 Speaker_03
And if you just read things on the internet or you hear things on the radio, who fucking knows what's true?

00:18:30 Speaker_04
Which is why, like, because a lot of people were also talking about the moderators interjecting a bunch, right?

00:18:36 Speaker_03
Yes.

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But like, part of that, I mean, feels like you kind of need some of that interjecting. Because otherwise, things are just said, and you have zero idea. One hundred percent.

00:18:48 Speaker_04
I mean the big one to me of like you this is why you need to have somebody interject at times is when he said to her like you went negotiated with Zelensky and Putin. Right. And then Bob and then just moves on.

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Well if you're a regular person at home you know you work and you take care of your family. You don't know the ins and outs of diplomacy and what's happening internationally. You hear that you just go oh I didn't know that.

00:19:11 Speaker_04
So you kind of have to have somebody go, wait a minute, you didn't negotiate with Putin. She's never met him.

00:19:16 Speaker_03
Right. Harris told ACLU in 2019 she supports cuts to ICE funding and providing gender transition surgery to detain migrants. That is crazy. That's just September 9th.

00:19:33 Speaker_04
She's going to do what politicians do, which she's in the midst of this right now, which is just going, yeah, I've changed on that. She did it like five times last night alone. Like, didn't you say this? She's like, yeah, I changed. Now I'm this.

00:19:46 Speaker_03
Well, that's a good thing. People can change. This idea of flip-flopping when you learn more information. No, stick to your guns. Stupid shit you first believed in, say that forever. That's dumb. Yeah, you definitely could evolve and you could be wrong.

00:19:59 Speaker_03
And that's part of being a good leader is recognizing you're wrong and correcting your course. That's all good. What is going on with the ear earrings? Earrings? Do you know about this, the earring controversy? No. Okay.

00:20:13 Speaker_03
So there are people that believe that what she was wearing last night was the type of earring that they use for, um, it's like an, it's an ear piece. Like you can talk through it.

00:20:26 Speaker_01
No. Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would she have to? So someone can talk to her. So someone can coach her. Aren't there better ear pieces?

00:20:34 Speaker_03
Well, no, Jamie. They want one that looks like a fucking earring so you could just wear it. Duh. Like if you have one that looks like an earpiece, like, oh, like if Trump had one right through the bullet hole.

00:20:44 Speaker_04
This is definitely going to take off if they're already saying this. Yeah, this is going on Twitter.

00:20:49 Speaker_03
But here's the thing. It does look exactly like the ones that they use for what they're called Nova earphones.

00:20:57 Speaker_04
OK.

00:20:58 Speaker_03
So there's a video. I'll send you the video, Jamie. But there's a video of this thing in action. It's pretty fucking interesting. Because in the video, they're just they're showing that these little earphones, like it's a commercial.

00:21:14 Speaker_03
And it's pretty cool.

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Hmm.

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Yeah.

00:21:19 Speaker_04
So is the actual ear, if you have the real thing, do you wear it as an earring?

00:21:25 Speaker_03
Yeah.

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Oh, wow.

00:21:26 Speaker_03
Yeah, you wear it as an earring. God damn it, did I save it? I might have saved it on Twitter, not Instagram. But it's, did you find it? There's a video. It's kind of cool. It's cool because I like all that spy espionage type shit. Yeah, sure.

00:21:41 Speaker_03
It's fucking interesting. But if she really did do that, first of all, if she didn't do that, Bring those earrings, allow them to be investigated. Please. Just the ones that you wore. We'll trust you. Take those.

00:21:55 Speaker_03
Because you can't really get a pair made that aren't those if you have those. So this is what it looks like.

00:22:04 Speaker_03
There's a there's a different commercial that I saw it's this is so it's pretty cool So like these are earrings, but they're actually earphones So like you listen to music all kinds of shit or you can have people give you instructions and say hey make fun of the crowds Make fun now now's the time right?

00:22:21 Speaker_03
Make fun of smile smile. He's talking about eating cats. I Don't get mad. Put your hand on your chin. Don't gaggle. So these are actual earphones, which is really crazy. Yeah, I did not realize that.

00:22:33 Speaker_03
And so that's exactly what the ones looked like that she was wearing.

00:22:38 Speaker_04
Well, that'll be a new thing to run with.

00:22:41 Speaker_03
Yeah, fun times.

00:22:43 Speaker_04
These next 55 days are going to be

00:22:46 Speaker_03
Yeah, they're gonna be bonkers, man.

00:22:47 Speaker_04
I forgot. I forgot how crazy it gets. Just the energy and chaos. Oh my God.

00:22:53 Speaker_03
Every time I go on Twitter, I get fucking anxiety. I just send it to you, Jamie. You can see the comparison side by side of the two of them.

00:23:00 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be nutty dude. Yeah, and then we get in there.

00:23:04 Speaker_03
Oh my terrifying I'm just scared that someone's gonna do something really stupid.

00:23:08 Speaker_03
Yeah some extremists on either side They really do believe you're gonna take away the trans kids or really do believe you're gonna destroy the country from the inside So that's what it looks like Okay, real fucking similar.

00:23:20 Speaker_03
Yeah Yeah, real fucking similar. I don't know, you know I don't know if that's what she's wearing. She might have just been wearing earrings.

00:23:29 Speaker_03
But if they have the kind of technology like that for regular people, and you could do that, and most people aren't aware of it, you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it. Sure. Sneak it in, baby! Yeah, that'd be rad. It's fun.

00:23:42 Speaker_03
I'd respect it so much. Wherever you stand, politically left or right, you gotta respect what she did last night. She got a great showing. She did a great job. She did.

00:23:53 Speaker_03
But it just, whoever's pulling the strings, what a masterful job of propaganda they've done in taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president, was the least popular vice president. Nobody even fucking knew anything about her.

00:24:06 Speaker_03
Nothing. Bro, everybody made fun of her. Even like Joe Scarborough was talking about how she's like a problem for the ticket. Sure. And now you look and she's like neck and neck with him. Is she ahead of him today?

00:24:21 Speaker_03
The whole thing's so nuts man, but Taylor Swift's on her side.

00:24:25 Speaker_04
It's gonna come down in in these key states to just county by county It's gonna be like, you know where you're gonna hour to hour You're gonna see this county turn in and it's red and it goes up and then the blue county It's really gonna be in PA, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Nevada, Arizona.

00:24:42 Speaker_02
It's gonna be crazy

00:24:45 Speaker_04
I still think it's so crazy that a lot of the developed world has Saturday elections. Yeah, it should be. Yeah, it's where people are- Yeah, you don't have work. Yeah, it's just fucking crazy.

00:24:58 Speaker_03
It's ridiculous. Most people have to work. And also, vote in person with a fucking ID. We just got through three fucking years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food.

00:25:09 Speaker_04
Right, and you don't have to show your ID.

00:25:10 Speaker_03
You have to be able to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane. We just got through that. And now all of a sudden, it's racist to say that you want voter ID. No, I think it's insane. There's only one reason to do it that way.

00:25:23 Speaker_03
There's two things that are going on simultaneously. You're letting in literally millions of people Millions of people and you're giving them all these services. Yeah for sure.

00:25:33 Speaker_03
Okay, whatever however much there's all these talk There's all this talk about they gave the money and there was you know all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money and then they're putting up in hotels in New York City and they're giving them free food and Then there's people that are poor that live in America.

00:25:49 Speaker_03
They're like, hey, why am I not getting that? Yeah, what's going on here? Well because they already have your vote They've already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party.

00:25:57 Speaker_03
So now if you bring in millions and millions of people and then the same people that want to bring these people in or that are allowing their policies that are allowing these people to come in are the same people that think voter ID is racist.

00:26:11 Speaker_03
You're racist saying voter ID is racist. I agree because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a fucking driver's license Yeah, everybody has a goddamn driver's license. What are you saying? I know what are you saying?

00:26:23 Speaker_03
Like voter ID is racist Yeah, our system is really easy. Oh

00:26:28 Speaker_04
And so are the county drawings that they do for districts, you know, the gerrymandering. They're like, oh, and you look at the graph and it's just to engulf a part of a district that doesn't make sense to include it in. All this is manipulation.

00:26:46 Speaker_03
Well, there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county, right?

00:26:50 Speaker_03
Yes, the more people you important to your county the more you can change like the County lines make no sense half the time when you look at them when you study up the way that they're Attributed you gotta fucking give the Democrats credit for the manipulation I mean they did everything a lot like every time they've had a hurdle like they moved Bernie off the fucking primaries They fucked him

00:27:12 Speaker_03
You know then it comes to the whole thing with RFK. They fucked him fuck you fuck Tulsi fuck you everybody's out They've done.

00:27:20 Speaker_03
I mean and right in front of everybody's face and yet all these people like yay Save democracy like are you not seeing what's going on? Are you not seeing like?

00:27:30 Speaker_03
If the same people with the same ideas played fair, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, we have a different thing. We have a different thing. We have a different thing.

00:27:38 Speaker_03
And then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy, disagreeing about plans. We're so far from that. We're so far from that that people don't even give a fuck about what the policy is.

00:27:51 Speaker_03
They're just committed to their side, and anything their side does that's kind of fucked up or twisted, they'll gaslight you on it, and they'll say it's not that big of a deal, and then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening.

00:28:03 Speaker_04
Yeah, of course. You fully justify it.

00:28:05 Speaker_03
Somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing. It's one of those things where I just, I read it and I'm just, I'm so happy that we live in a time of the internet. Because the internet is so fun.

00:28:20 Speaker_03
Because there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun. Yeah, they are. So this dude's name is Nick Freitas. And Green Beret, combat veteran. But look at his, look at his tweet that I sent you, Jamie.

00:28:37 Speaker_03
I can't believe this is a topic! The left.

00:28:40 Speaker_03
No one is eating people's pets, which means we're one week away from why do you care that people are eating pets, three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing, and four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy. No, he's got it.

00:28:53 Speaker_03
He fucking nailed it.

00:28:56 Speaker_04
He nailed it.

00:28:58 Speaker_03
It's just like we live in such a mad, mad world.

00:29:01 Speaker_04
Yeah. And if you, it's like, this is entertaining to read this, but also if you lose yourself in these like back and forth online, you lose your fucking mind.

00:29:12 Speaker_03
Oh, you lose your fucking mind. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a lot of people losing their mind. It's just. I don't engage in it. I know you don't either. It's a bad way to communicate with people. It's a bad way. It's bad for your health. I really believe that.

00:29:23 Speaker_03
I think it's bad for your mental health.

00:29:24 Speaker_04
I 100% agree. I remember, I don't know if he still does this, and I've heard other people do this, but I remember when DeStefano told me that he was like a year or so ago, he's like, it's fucking with my happiness.

00:29:37 Speaker_04
And then he gave somebody his login stuff. He's like, I don't want it, you have it. I'll just send you things to post, but I'm never gonna, I don't even have my own login.

00:29:47 Speaker_03
Ari did that for a while too. Right before the Kobe thing. He got back online and immediately went bad. But it's not good for anybody. And that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone. I'm addicted to watching YouTube.

00:30:06 Speaker_03
I'm addicted to stories, just looking at stories on Google. And a lot of it is nonsense, but a lot of it is super interesting science stuff. I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day.

00:30:16 Speaker_04
And people send me super interesting stuff. I try to do productive stuff. Yeah, but not you and me. Well, you and me have a bad thing going on.

00:30:22 Speaker_03
We have a bad thing. You and me, our text, which is what I was going to get to, our text message chain is the fucking worst thing on the internet. It's so dark.

00:30:30 Speaker_04
People go, hey, because they hear about it and they go, include me and I'm going to ruin your fucking life. You want your whole algorithm to be just the darkest.

00:30:38 Speaker_03
Yeah, this is my and Tommy's thing. The darkest. The darkest things we find.

00:30:44 Speaker_04
My algorithm is a confusing... Oh, yeah, it's a mess. It's confusing, it's dark, semi-erotic, and it's just the most peculiar... There's also... I just can't help with all the censorship that has become... You know, it's so prevalent.

00:31:01 Speaker_04
It's one of the big topics of the last five years. I still don't understand why I get to watch murders.

00:31:07 Speaker_03
All day long.

00:31:09 Speaker_04
I mean all day long I get to see on my Instagram Executions a lot of Russian car accidents and manufacturing mishaps Like people getting electrocuted hit by trains Yep, and then and straight-up just gun to the head just like hit men.

00:31:29 Speaker_04
Yeah, I've seen on on closed-circuit TV where you're like This is cool, but like, I don't know, a girl's tit isn't? And somebody leaving a comment that is like... You misgendered someone? Yeah, like the language.

00:31:45 Speaker_04
That person's account gets fucking banned, but I can see this guy get his head fucking blown off. Why?

00:31:50 Speaker_03
It doesn't add up at all. Well, that was why the old Twitter was weird, because they had hardcore porn. There was always hardcore pornography, but if you misgendered someone, you'd be banned for life.

00:31:59 Speaker_04
Yeah. That's so, that doesn't add up at all.

00:32:02 Speaker_04
It's always been this thing in America, like one of the big European versus American differences is that, you know, we always had this holier-than-thou reaction to the naked body and to just sex in general, right?

00:32:19 Speaker_04
Like there's a topless person or a lovemaking scene and people are like, you know, either this is NC-17 or you know, but we can have someone like a grenade in a guy's mouth and they're like, yeah, well that's on fucking TNT today.

00:32:34 Speaker_03
How is it getting through Instagram's filters? I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not on TikTok. I'm like, did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing, I was like, okay, is this on TikTok too?

00:32:47 Speaker_04
I've seen crazy shit there as well. I do know that the go around

00:32:53 Speaker_04
in on instagram seems to be just in your caption so if you notice if you look at the caption a lot of time it's like 2024 mercedes-benz amg that's an amazing off-road vehicle because they figured out that the whatever the sensors and the algorithm

00:33:11 Speaker_04
doesn't Watch the video, right?

00:33:15 Speaker_04
It's like your cat if you were if you were to write here is a guy getting hit by a truck Fucking head comes off your caption that thing would get taken down But if you're like check out the new fucking 2024 MDX or whatever, it's called Where is the money?

00:33:32 Speaker_03
How are they making money off of this?

00:33:34 Speaker_04
I don't know.

00:33:35 Speaker_03
Because whoever's putting these videos up, these are accounts from bots. So if you look at the accounts, there's no real comments and real things that anybody's saying with that account. And then this account might have thousands of these videos.

00:33:48 Speaker_03
Yeah, and the war footage, the drone footage is just like... I saw one yesterday where this drone, a kamikaze drone, was coming after these guys and they were shooting at it with AKs and they couldn't take it down, the thing was evading the bullets, and then finally it moved in and the guy threw his AK at it and it blew up and it saved his life.

00:34:09 Speaker_03
Really? He threw his fucking rifle at the drone as it was coming to... because they dive on you and blow up.

00:34:17 Speaker_04
I think being able to see those, I will say this, gives you like a very sobering perspective on modern day war. Because that's obviously, you know, that wasn't a thing in Vietnam or World War II, you see it.

00:34:32 Speaker_04
But like the fact that you see these guys out in a field, you know, whatever side they're on, I'm just talking about the reality of these human beings. Run and then this fucking drone with a camera is Chasing them down.

00:34:45 Speaker_03
Yeah, and they can it can just blow it just well, this is the first time that's ever happened It's fucking the first time we've ever had drones that chase people.

00:34:53 Speaker_04
Yeah, I'd never I mean I'd seen Obviously heard of and knew about drones that are like basically satellites, you know that like that fly, right? You know, they're like planes and and they lock in on a on a location and fire a missile, right?

00:35:07 Speaker_04
But these little tiny ones that just yeah chase people and blow up.

00:35:11 Speaker_03
I mean they're suicide bombers. Yeah Yeah, it's it's really it's super disturb guys are going into the trenches with GoPros on and

00:35:20 Speaker_03
Like I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in like they're in a trench and he's like got a GoPro on Crazy and he guns these guys down when they're in the trench and one guy's like struggling for the rifle And then he fucking gets the barrel back and blows his head off and you're like yo, yeah

00:35:39 Speaker_04
It's all like five feet away three feet away Fuck and you see that and then they're like do you want to make a prosciutto and mozzarella sandwich?

00:35:47 Speaker_03
Like that's my feet and you're like, yeah, I think so Yeah, if you saw my feed if I was like being arrested for being a serial killer Yeah, and they had a look at his social media like look at his algorithm.

00:35:59 Speaker_04
Oh, yeah I mean Christina just all day. She's just like you're such a sick person. I Look what you want.

00:36:05 Speaker_04
Look what you fill your head with I also go to blah I go to bed and I always put on Biographies like it's a war a serial killer or it's a scripted show about a murder It's the only thing that like I like it engages I find enticing and exciting to watch or like either real stories about horrible things Yeah, or I like that suspense, you know, I like that genre.

00:36:30 Speaker_04
So I just I'm always watching it

00:36:31 Speaker_03
Well, it's always interesting just psychologically to see like what the fuck were the you know Like you're watching something on Richard Ramirez or something. Yeah, like what was this guy like?

00:36:40 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah, I just cannot watch those things at night If I watch them in the day, I can tolerate them. Yeah, but at night before I go to bed It just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts.

00:36:49 Speaker_04
Well, that's a Apparently that's a healthier reaction than mine because I watch it and I'm like night night I just fucking go to bed

00:36:57 Speaker_03
I don't I can't watch things about war at night. Yeah war freaks me out the most Because I'm always like okay before Pearl Harbor or before 9-eleven like no one knew that was gonna happen Like how do we not know?

00:37:12 Speaker_03
How do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really fucked up happen That's and that gets me at night.

00:37:19 Speaker_04
Yeah, I understand that I mean and also the way that

00:37:23 Speaker_04
now because I've watched docs on those very things recently, like the latest one, the latest Nazi one, because at some point I'm also like, are they ever just going to be like, I think we've covered it with Hitler? And never, never.

00:37:38 Speaker_04
And then I watched the latest one that there was a Netflix release and it was absolutely phenomenal like the best Docu-series I've ever seen done on the Nazis. Yeah, it's all it's like a Six or eight part series. I don't remember what it's called.

00:37:54 Speaker_04
It came out a couple months ago. It's so fucking good You don't realize that they could go deeper and and really highlight things that you didn't know about it's just so educational but Hitler and the Nazis, evil on trial.

00:38:10 Speaker_04
It is fucking so goddamn good. I cannot tell you how good this is. So is this colorized footage? There's colored footage.

00:38:17 Speaker_04
There's, um, they go between, you know, the, like, real footage, like, real historical footage, um, narration, um, and it's just... Do they have dramatizations as well? Uh, yes, and it's so high level. It's so well done.

00:38:31 Speaker_04
It just paints a picture in a way that... that I don't think has really been done before. It's just incredibly fascinating.

00:38:39 Speaker_04
But yeah, I mean, I get that at night, too, because you kind of go like, especially, you know, I mean, it was highlighted, I think, even in the debate.

00:38:47 Speaker_04
And so it is a very valid point, which is that you just don't know what's going to happen in any war. But when you have Russia involved in this war, you do have a country with thousands of nukes. Yeah. Like, you just don't know.

00:39:05 Speaker_04
how he's deciding to play this, you don't know. Nobody knows.

00:39:07 Speaker_02
And he's a KGB guy who's a dictator.

00:39:10 Speaker_04
Yeah, yeah.

00:39:11 Speaker_02
Like, the whole thing is mad. It's crazy.

00:39:15 Speaker_04
And you just can do, you know, one little thing that, for him, that's the line. You just don't know what that is.

00:39:21 Speaker_03
Yeah, you don't know what that is and you don't know why why it's happening you know you hear about NATO moving their arms closer to Russia and you and you know that there was a coup that was probably facilitated by the United States in 2014 and it's like fuck man like all this monkeying with shit overseas scares the fuck out of me man.

00:39:42 Speaker_04
Of course, yeah.

00:39:43 Speaker_03
Every day there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world and you're like

00:39:46 Speaker_04
That's another one that the turning point doc about the history of the Cold War. And when you when you realize how the nuke programs evolved and what was really going and like how in the 60s.

00:40:02 Speaker_04
When we were, you know, Bay of Pigs and all that was happening, we thought, because they postured like, we can fucking take you guys down too. And we ended up discovering later that they had like seven bombs and we had like 10,000 at the time.

00:40:19 Speaker_02
Oh God.

00:40:20 Speaker_03
Seven's enough, though.

00:40:21 Speaker_04
It's enough, but it's also like, you could also target these areas. You can deal with it. But of course, they never showed that hand. But then you see how into the 80s, how their program just far exceeded. At one point, they had triple what we had.

00:40:41 Speaker_04
Also, these are an amount of bombs that it doesn't even really matter. If you have 33,000 nukes, it's like, what the fuck are you going to do with that?

00:40:48 Speaker_00
The world's over.

00:40:48 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's over anyway. But how we both operated on a sense that like, oh yeah, if either one of us crosses the line, it's just over for both of us.

00:40:58 Speaker_03
Yeah, mutually assured self-destruction. Yes. And then the other thing was that during the Reagan administration, they kind of like forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily, which kind of bankrupt the Soviet Union.

00:41:09 Speaker_04
Sure.

00:41:10 Speaker_03
Because if you have a communist country, it's way harder to get money. Yeah. You're not making anything. You're not selling anything. There's not a lot of capital things going around.

00:41:20 Speaker_04
And things got really bad there, economically. Massive poverty and starvation.

00:41:26 Speaker_03
Yeah. And while you're having massive military spending, it's kind of unsustainable. But then they've since recovered. And then them, like China, what's interesting, what China has done is China has developed this sort of

00:41:38 Speaker_03
They have capitalism and communism, which is the way to do it Like you get people motivated to make a lot of money get industries get huge But everything is completely tied into the government, which is like, oh we nailed it.

00:41:50 Speaker_04
Yeah, this is it. It's good program.

00:41:52 Speaker_03
It's a good program Yeah, it's not good for the people. Yeah, it's not good for it's good for running the show. It's great for running the show Yeah, and that's you know

00:42:00 Speaker_03
This is what's scary about what's going on in this country, is there's some people that have the notion that in order for us to compete with these other countries, we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do.

00:42:09 Speaker_03
They have to have more control over information, more control over what people say and do, more control over money. You know, China now has centralized digital currency in some places, which is, that's very scary.

00:42:22 Speaker_03
Once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off, you saw what happened in Canada. with the truckers. So these people just donated money to this trucker protest. That's all they did. Donate money.

00:42:36 Speaker_03
And Canada shut their bank accounts down. That's scary stuff, man.

00:42:41 Speaker_04
It's very scary.

00:42:41 Speaker_03
That's banana republic shit. You could walk to Canada.

00:42:45 Speaker_04
That's not that far to the you know when the when we had the What was it called? What's the company that they had the malfunction and the airline just stopped for a fucking day?

00:42:55 Speaker_04
Yeah My friends was bringing up how you know, all these car manufacturers have are starting are pledging, you know We'll be fully electric by 2035 or whatever and I'm like man for me. I've just always been like I

00:43:08 Speaker_04
Yeah, that would suck, just because I like cars that are gas powered. And I guess I'm a dinosaur in that way. No, they're cool. They're cool. But what my friend was like, he brought up that malfunction.

00:43:25 Speaker_04
He was like, you know, I just keep thinking about that if we were all electric, that the government could also just go like, doop, like cars don't work today.

00:43:35 Speaker_03
Well, there's cars today that have OnStar on them that the police can shut your car off. Yeah. So if you're running a high-speed chase with the cops and you have some vehicle that has OnStar on it, you just hit a button. Is that true?

00:43:47 Speaker_03
Make sure that's true. That might be theoretical. I think it's true, though. I think they could just shut your car off. That's pretty scary. But they market to you, like, look, if someone steals your Corvette, Tom, you just call up.

00:43:58 Speaker_03
And we'll have that car shut off. And that person's on the highway, and it just pulls over for them. Yeah. Yeah. Scary. Yeah. Well, you know the story about Michael Hastings, right? Michael Hastings was the reporter for Rolling Stone.

00:44:12 Speaker_03
This is what they list for stolen vehicles. Can police use OnStar to disable a car?

00:44:16 Speaker_03
If the vehicle is parked and turned off, the OnStar advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted, allowing the police to recover the vehicle. So they can only do it once it's off?

00:44:27 Speaker_01
That's what that says.

00:44:28 Speaker_03
That's on the screen. Can they... Okay, can police use OnStar to disable a car? Click that. Search for. Below. Below that? That part. Click that. See if that gives you a different answer. The vehicle's parked and turned off. Same thing.

00:44:44 Speaker_03
So can it shut off your car while you're driving? Hold on.

00:44:50 Speaker_01
Can you go back?

00:44:52 Speaker_03
Disable engine and end high-speed chases. So it can.

00:44:57 Speaker_03
Satellite technology that could disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the high-speed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in the port resulting in the arrest of Mishawaka man, and look at it says there Yeah, it was reaching 80 miles an hour before the OnStar technology slowed it to 20.

00:45:13 Speaker_04
It's just basically a

00:45:15 Speaker_03
Yeah, so on star Control this guy's car and they're looking at like it's a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy was a crazy person Reckless driving other counts resisting law enforcement running from the cops But it's kind of crazy that they they could just press a button.

00:45:31 Speaker_03
So maybe it's something that you didn't really do maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal and then

00:45:39 Speaker_03
People don't want you to you're gonna crash the stock market and you know you're on the run And they know he's got the papers on him find that fuck and they just boom Yeah, slow your Cadillac down. Yep Spooky that's kind of spooky, man

00:45:54 Speaker_03
It's spooky because we know that people abuse power. It's not spooky.

00:45:58 Speaker_03
Look, if we had, our elected officials were all super enlightened beings that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and knew what was right and what was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

00:46:12 Speaker_03
Maybe then you can make a justification. Yeah, but that's not our case. That's not humans. That's not humans. All that stuff's crazy. It's just you're giving too much power to people.

00:46:24 Speaker_03
And then you could figure out a way to justify and say, yeah, what about those people that are running from the cops? You're right. You're right. You're right.

00:46:30 Speaker_03
But what about someone who's corrupt, who's got a hold of that technology and they're tracking their ex-wife because she's going to testify against them and they have her whacked?

00:46:40 Speaker_03
Yeah, that shit happens to for sure it does for fucking sure yeah And then if there's no record of it if you just get some sort of computer And you can just fucking slow down someone's car, and then the hitman catches up to him guns are down or whatever

00:46:54 Speaker_04
Yeah. I mean, all technology can be abused.

00:47:00 Speaker_03
Well, we're seeing that with Google searches. Nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches. But you 100% can. I had Robert Epstein on the other day, and he was explaining how it's done and what they do.

00:47:11 Speaker_03
And they're capturing all these ephemeral So every time Google shows you stories or every time you Google something, they record what Google shows you. And every time you Google something about Trump, it's going to show you all the negative.

00:47:23 Speaker_03
You Google about Kamala Harris, it's going to show you all the positive. And just by doing that for the casual voter, they can change the vote by a significant percentage.

00:47:32 Speaker_04
And also the listening thing, you know? Well, I ran into a meta engineer when I was on the road at a hotel. He was like, oh, I'm a fan. And we just started talking. And I was like, hey, man.

00:47:45 Speaker_04
Because we had just talked with my tour crew about, oh, this is so fucking, you know, just the thing you keep going. This is so weird that we are having this conversation. And it's right here. Like, it's A, it's in my algorithm now.

00:48:01 Speaker_04
And then also, I'm getting emails about this. Very strange. So strange. And then we did an experiment. I was like, all right, let's just keep talking about Lamborghinis. Let's just keep talking about them.

00:48:14 Speaker_04
And we just kept talking about them in this conversation with our phones out. And then, I don't know, two hours later, we were all sharing, like, look at my thing.

00:48:22 Speaker_04
It's just, like, my algorithm now has Lamborghinis, and I got an email about a Lamborghini. Like, it's so... And he goes, he goes, well, you know we listen, right?

00:48:34 Speaker_04
And I go, well, yeah, I mean, I figure, like, I know that we all kind of talk about it, but, like, it's weird to have you confirm it, you know?

00:48:41 Speaker_03
Did he say they listen when the app is open?

00:48:44 Speaker_04
He didn't, we didn't, it didn't go that far. He was just like, well, you know we listen.

00:48:48 Speaker_03
Have you ever done an experiment where all your apps are closed and you just start talking about something and see if Google picks that up? Uh-uh. Because that would be interesting.

00:48:57 Speaker_02
We should do that right now.

00:48:58 Speaker_03
Okay. Okay, what should we talk about? What would be a good thing? Let's see. Let me make sure that everything, all my shit is closed. I'm gonna close everything. What would be a good thing to talk about that would find out?

00:49:12 Speaker_03
Let's go, something that we don't ever look up.

00:49:15 Speaker_04
Yeah, something that is not on our radar. High school baseball. High school baseball is definitely not something I'm interested in. Right.

00:49:23 Speaker_03
So you don't talk about high school baseball.

00:49:25 Speaker_04
I never talk about high school baseball.

00:49:26 Speaker_03
High school baseball is so important because high school baseball teaches you teamwork.

00:49:31 Speaker_04
It does.

00:49:32 Speaker_03
And it teaches you how to perform together with friends. You develop camaraderie. You learn how to compete.

00:49:39 Speaker_04
High school baseball really is that is the minor leagues of the minor leagues because if you thrive in high school baseball And you're legit a good high school baseball player.

00:49:49 Speaker_04
Yeah, then you go to college You go to college you can go in the minors and you could even next thing. You know you're in the majors

00:49:55 Speaker_03
And you're ballin'. And you're drivin' a Lamborghini. And you're drivin' a yellow Lamborghini. Okay, now let's see. How much time do you think it takes? I think it takes a little more. High school baseball.

00:50:04 Speaker_03
I think you should- I just wanna bring up high school baseball. High school baseball.

00:50:07 Speaker_04
High school baseball. High school baseball. I think- High school baseball results.

00:50:12 Speaker_04
And also, it's like, when you think about high school baseball, you realize that pitching at that level, you're a real outlier if you get above 90 miles an hour, because there's some high school kids They can pitch like 80, 85.

00:50:23 Speaker_04
When you start getting high school kids pitching above 90, you're talking about an elite level, a kid with a lot of potential.

00:50:31 Speaker_03
Big ol' fella.

00:50:32 Speaker_04
Long ass arms. He's got that torque.

00:50:35 Speaker_03
Yeah, whip. Those dudes can whip that ball. So what is the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fastball?

00:50:42 Speaker_04
That's a great question. Let's guess. OK, that's a good guess. And I definitely don't know. I know the real baseball fans are going to be like, fucking idiot. But I'm going to guess. 1... 12? Is that crazy?

00:50:56 Speaker_03
I was gonna say 118. Okay. That's just a wild guess though. Is this gonna be the... What do you think it is, Jamie? Do you know what it is?

00:51:05 Speaker_04
The highest in a game or just the highest highest ever like fastest there must be like who's the fastest I bet the guy who's the best ever or a fastest ever isn't the best, right?

00:51:15 Speaker_03
You're not the most accurate. It's just like in tennis.

00:51:18 Speaker_03
Yeah, the craziest speed ever on a serve is not from right Federer, right, right, right, right, right like a guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter exactly So what is let's take guess

00:51:31 Speaker_01
So I was trying to really erase like in Major League Baseball from the search if I could.

00:51:36 Speaker_03
What's the fastest pitch ever thrown?

00:51:39 Speaker_01
Fastest in Major League Baseball. It's 105.8.

00:51:43 Speaker_03
What about in like the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown? There's got to be competitions, right? Like they have those golf competitions where dudes just drive the ball. Yeah.

00:51:53 Speaker_01
Yeah, but if you could throw a fastball, you would just be in the major leagues.

00:51:57 Speaker_03
That's true.

00:51:57 Speaker_01
That's true. They would pay you a lot of money for that. They would just figure out a way to get you over the plate. Yeah. You only have to do it like 10 times, and you can make a lot of money. So 105 5.8.

00:52:06 Speaker_01
Yeah, there's a bunch of one guy has done it a bunch of times at 105 and a few people have joined him in the 105 but no one's cracked 106 that must be so fast coming at you terrifying you ever look at the Like from a umpires perspective.

00:52:20 Speaker_04
No, but I'm saying I mean that's but if you look at tennis the high level serve speeds one of their speeds We're talking into the 130s.

00:52:29 Speaker_03
Really?

00:52:30 Speaker_04
Yeah. There's probably a guy who's probably done 140.

00:52:32 Speaker_03
All right, I'm opening up Google to see if we get any high school baseball. Come on, Google. Don't disappoint me.

00:52:39 Speaker_01
163 for fastest cheese.

00:52:41 Speaker_03
What's right fastest serve 163 block and John Eisner.

00:52:46 Speaker_01
Yeah, Eisner 610 57, bro.

00:52:48 Speaker_03
That's bananas 610 so far It's just wolves in MMA.

00:52:53 Speaker_01
So I think you gotta give that about 30 30 minutes to an hour and okay What do I have?

00:52:58 Speaker_04
I got chiropractors Italian women's feet.

00:53:03 Speaker_03
I Got the debate I got upcoming fights I got some Canelo Alvarez, Conor, Sugar Sean O'Malley, Marab, Dwavish Willie, watches, watches, Cybertruck, baseball. But you know what would be interesting though?

00:53:22 Speaker_04
Is you check back in an hour.

00:53:23 Speaker_03
Right. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to keep checking back for high school baseball. And if high school baseball, well now I'm cheating because I got Google open. I'm going to shut it now. We'll see. We'll see if they get me.

00:53:39 Speaker_03
I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball. Proxy good idea like Lamborghini's a product. I'm gonna try to sell you the product.

00:53:47 Speaker_03
That would be a better move there you go I should have had a product What would be the product, but it has to I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search That's why I said high school baseball, right?

00:53:58 Speaker_03
Like what's a product that I wouldn't search? Humidor's no Humidor's that's a good one cigar humidor cigar humidor. Yeah, I Cigar humidors, what are the best ones?

00:54:12 Speaker_04
Yeah.

00:54:13 Speaker_03
Cigar humidors, what's the difference?

00:54:14 Speaker_04
There's so many sizes.

00:54:16 Speaker_03
Are there some that are too crazy and it's overkill? What's the best wood for a cigar humidor?

00:54:24 Speaker_04
One of my neighbors built a room.

00:54:26 Speaker_03
Trying to get away from his wife.

00:54:28 Speaker_04
He built like a store.

00:54:30 Speaker_03
He's trying to hide from his wife. It's awesome. He's hiding. I love it. It's fucking awesome, dude. I don't want to do this anymore. I'm in there, I just... It's women repellent. Yeah. It's so funny. You know?

00:54:43 Speaker_04
Yeah, no woman's ever like, mm. Yeah, they hate it. They think it stinks. It's so funny.

00:54:47 Speaker_03
They hate it when it's outside. Like, oh, that guy across the street's got a cigar. It's so nice.

00:54:51 Speaker_04
You know what I did yesterday? You want one? Oh, yeah, sure. Come on, bud. I had a gummy, a mushroom gummy. It was so good. Just a light one? Yeah.

00:55:02 Speaker_03
Yeah. That was nice. Shouldn't that be legal, Tommy Buns?

00:55:05 Speaker_04
Is it not?

00:55:05 Speaker_03
I mean, it kind of is. Depends on the mushroom. I take a lot of functional mushrooms over the last six months or so. So I've been taking reiki and cordyceps and

00:55:17 Speaker_04
I gotta get you one of these though.

00:55:19 Speaker_03
They're really good.

00:55:20 Speaker_04
Smooth. Very nice. I'm also like a bit naive as I haven't partaken that much before. So I did mine like before bed and then I put like And I mask on and I was like, ah, I'm just looking. Oh yeah, I've seen all kinds of shit.

00:55:43 Speaker_04
And then it's 2.30 in the morning and I'm like, I gotta take something else so I can go to bed.

00:55:46 Speaker_03
Well, when I get riled up late at night, I always feel like an idiot because I was like, I've just ruined my sleep. Yeah, that's what I didn't like.

00:55:55 Speaker_03
If I'm late at night and I've got too many crazy ideas and start freaking me out, it just ruins your sleep. And the next thing you know, it's four o'clock in the morning and you're in bed.

00:56:02 Speaker_04
It fucked me up. It was just my own ignorance.

00:56:05 Speaker_03
And then if you have a podcast the next day, you got baggy eyes, you look like shit, and your brain is not working so great. Oh, by the way, one of the best supplements for performance, mental performance, when you are missing sleep is creatine.

00:56:22 Speaker_03
Really? Like creatine, like the workout supplement? Yeah. Creatine, the workout supplement, it's really good for workouts, but it's also really good for cognitive function.

00:56:31 Speaker_03
Didn't know that yeah, well if you think about it what creatine does like Google what exactly what creatine does so I don't fuck this up But what I think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water Yeah, it's there's more water in the muscle so it increases muscle volume, and it helps okay here was compound

00:56:50 Speaker_03
Body naturally makes, get it from protein-rich foods, it supplies energy to your muscles and may also promote brain health. Many people take creatine supplements to increase strength, improve performance, and help, what happened? What'd you just do?

00:57:02 Speaker_03
Yeah, but you changed it, I was reading it. Okay. Increase strength, improve performance, and help keep their minds sharp. I've never heard this. But the recent study was the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep-deprived.

00:57:18 Speaker_03
It says it increases energy supply to neurons in the brain, which may help with mood and thinking. So it does something with water. It makes you gain a little weight from it, that I think you're storing more water. So you have a bad night of sleep.

00:57:35 Speaker_03
The next day. Yeah, but I take it every day anyway. I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months. Really? Yeah, it makes a difference. It really does.

00:57:44 Speaker_03
It makes a difference in your workouts But what I think I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance, you know Obviously like doing a podcast you need that increased water.

00:57:54 Speaker_03
Here it is creatine is an osmotically active substance thus any increase in the body's CR content creating content should result in increased water retention and consequent gains in body mass

00:58:07 Speaker_04
Well, I knew about the water retention and that it was a verified to have, like, it's one of the supplements that you can count on for gains. Yeah, it works. But I'd never heard about the brain aspect of it, ever.

00:58:22 Speaker_03
Yeah, that's more recent. They've been talking about that. You know, it's been used as a muscle supplement since like the 90s, or been popular since the 90s.

00:58:31 Speaker_03
Jamie, what does it say about, because there was some sort of a study about creatine supplementation to enhance performance with sleep deprivation?

00:58:43 Speaker_03
Because there was this study that was showing that, you know, your cognitive performance when you just have like four or five hours sleep drops off a cliff. You know, I notice it in a big way. I'm just like at 70% of like my normal.

00:58:58 Speaker_03
Single high dose of creatine can temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep deprivation.

00:59:03 Speaker_03
This is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level, improve processing speed, increase intercellular energy consumption, and increase high extracellular creatine availability. Isn't that awesome?

00:59:15 Speaker_04
That is so fucking cool. I really had no clue about this. Yeah.

00:59:19 Speaker_03
I take it every day.

00:59:20 Speaker_04
I had a really poor night's sleep like a month or so ago, and I was going into my writer's room on my show. To me, when you go, what's the worst things about it when you have bad sleep? A, physically, your workouts suck.

00:59:36 Speaker_04
It's really rough when you have poor sleep. But mentally to, you know, I hate doing a show, I'm poor asleep. And to go into a writer's room where you're supposed to be, you know, talking about all the stories. And I took a stimulant. Holy shit.

00:59:58 Speaker_04
It was like I slept fucking 12 hours. I couldn't believe it. Which one did you take? Vyvanse. Yeah. Nice. You like it? Oh my god, I was like, can I get some more? And the person was like, I'm not supposed to give you this. It was amazing.

01:00:14 Speaker_03
I think you have ADD, or ADHD, whatever the fuck it is. Confirmed. I think so. But I couldn't- I think we both need Vyvanse, whatever it is. It's fucking awesome. Isn't that the guy who's the vice president under Trump? No, it's J.D. Vance.

01:00:27 Speaker_04
Yeah, J.D. Vance, the creator of Vyvanse. I couldn't believe, though, how The, I mean, I was really dragging. I was like on one of those nights. I slept three and a half, four hours. And all of a sudden, bam. I mean, firing on all cylinders.

01:00:43 Speaker_04
It was like I had a great night's sleep.

01:00:45 Speaker_03
Really? What's the comedown like?

01:00:48 Speaker_04
Not that bad. Really? Don't tell me on this. Don't do it. The big difference is that the crash from Adderall. I never did Adderall. I never had it. People talk about the post-Adderall crash. The Vyvanse, I was like, yeah, I feel fine. They got it nailed.

01:01:08 Speaker_04
Yeah. These motherfuckers. They fucking nailed it. These motherfuckers. And yeah.

01:01:13 Speaker_03
Yo, there's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day on amphetamines.

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That's what it is.

01:01:22 Speaker_03
Yeah.

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Yeah, it's pretty incredible.

01:01:26 Speaker_03
I can't believe I'm bringing it up again, but that book over there, Blitzed, is a Norman Oler book about the Nazis during the Blitzkrieg campaign. They were all on meth.

01:01:35 Speaker_04
All of them, yeah. And then, you know, a lot of people don't, I talk about it on stage, but people don't know that Hitler was on a lot of cocaine, too.

01:01:44 Speaker_03
Oh, Hitler was on a lot of oxycodone too.

01:01:47 Speaker_04
Yeah, but the coke part was always like, to me, the thing that I was like, wait, what? And it was his doctor that was giving it to him.

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That's what that book's all about.

01:01:56 Speaker_04
It's really fascinating how the whole army was all methed out.

01:02:00 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah. And they would give more meth to the people that were on the front lines. Like the tank guys, they got the most meth.

01:02:07 Speaker_04
Just fucking meth them up. Makes sense. People on meth, what is it? People on meth love confrontation. They are aggressive. They seek out confrontation. So I remember I talked to Dr. Drew one time. He goes, people on cocaine run from the cops.

01:02:30 Speaker_04
People on meth run towards the cops really yeah, so he's like you get people like a really like serious coke problem They see a uniform and they bolt whoa and then people on meth like when there he was like when dealing with like real method people they see cops and they're like what's up, bitch like They want confrontation with uniforms like they just seek it out.

01:02:50 Speaker_04
That's fucking what they see that football player get pulled over oh Yeah, man, that was fucking wild. Tyreek Hill? Yeah, on the way to the Dolphins game. It's interesting, he just didn't want to roll his window down.

01:03:02 Speaker_04
I know, and I understand, like, there's like a lot of people weighing in on the nuances of this whole thing, because it's layered. But it's like, I mean, look, I'll never have Tyreek Hill's experience as being a black guy in America. In a McLaren.

01:03:24 Speaker_04
In a McLaren. And I don't know what it's like to get pulled over by cops. My whole thing with cops, if I get pulled over, I always try to be like, Yes, ten and two. Yes. Yes, sir.

01:03:36 Speaker_04
Now he like it's people are right It's not against the law to be to not be like that. We're allowed to fucking to be like Whatever hurry up and fucking figure this out. You can do that But I just feel like it's it's not de-escalating things, right?

01:03:52 Speaker_04
But then those cops were fucking hot. Yeah, like you could tell the one in particular felt like to me watching it that he was

01:04:04 Speaker_04
He had felt maybe humiliated by also either somebody he recognized or just somebody with wealth who is Feeling entitled mm-hmm that he wanted to show the other cops Yeah, that like I don't take any shit, which I feel like it's a human emotion But then but you can't have that human emotion as a cop you can't you can't act on it for sure you can't just fucking throw somebody

01:04:27 Speaker_03
Yeah, to the ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous criminal.

01:04:31 Speaker_04
Like he was a violent offender?

01:04:33 Speaker_03
Right.

01:04:33 Speaker_04
It was really fucking nuts.

01:04:35 Speaker_03
It is nuts. The whole thing's nuts. It's nuts, but it's also, it's like... It's nuts both ways, right? It's like, roll the window down. Roll the window down is obvious. Say yes, sir.

01:04:45 Speaker_03
Give your driver's license, you're speeding, you're going 103 miles an hour, what are they alleging?

01:04:49 Speaker_04
I don't know what his issue was, but he just didn't feel like it. It's a fun car. It's a fucking fun car. That's a fun car, bro.

01:04:55 Speaker_03
Is that a 765? I don't know what it is. I don't know anything about McLarens, but it's fucking dope. They're so rad. I know, I remember when you were reviewing one, when you had that car thing you were doing for a while.

01:05:05 Speaker_04
Yeah, dude, they were giving me, I've driven a lot of the lineup. The 600LT, the 720.

01:05:10 Speaker_03
How come you never got one?

01:05:11 Speaker_04
I don't know, I should get one. I just drove the new 750S and it's fucking phenomenal.

01:05:18 Speaker_03
But they're making cars that just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power.

01:05:26 Speaker_04
I remember when they sent, I specifically, I've driven, like I said, a lot of the lineup. When I drove the 765LT, I remember talking to, at the time, he was with McLaren in F1, Daniel Ricciardo, and I was like, dude, I just drove this fucking thing.

01:05:43 Speaker_04
And I've never, I've driven a lot of cars, I've never been more scared of what could happen in a car.

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You know, I was driving down the 110, and we were doing like 70, and it was just open road, and I had somebody in the passenger seat, and he was like, punch it.

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And I mean, in the blink of an eye, we're going 130, and it's just like, it's so fast and so responsive, you know, the slightest input.

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And I was like, this is a, it was a scary feeling where I go, I want to hand this in, like I want to turn this in right now, and I also want to order one.

01:06:20 Speaker_04
You know, like the both things were like, I know this is bad for me, but can I get some more Vyvanse? Because this is fucking pretty cool. That's what it felt like.

01:06:28 Speaker_04
It was terrifying and seductive, but the conversation that I had with him, I was like, it's crazy that you can just buy this and have, there's no skill requirement associated.

01:06:42 Speaker_04
And he and other automotive journalists were like, oh yeah, you should definitely have to prove something to drive something like this. Look at that thing.

01:06:52 Speaker_03
Or think about the Corvette ZR1. So that has an even lower bar to entry. That's like 200 grand, right? What's a ZR1, the new one? I don't know. I don't know the price on that. But that thing's insanity. That's like 1,100 horsepower, right?

01:07:05 Speaker_03
They're really crazy, yeah.

01:07:07 Speaker_04
Insane. Rear wheel drive car. And all the manufacturers keep getting crazier and crazier.

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Crazier and crazier and crazier.

01:07:14 Speaker_04
And then you get to the electric stuff. It's also like, it's a missile. 1,064.

01:07:20 Speaker_03
So it's almost 1,100 horsepower. Fucking bananas. That's so much power for a car. It used to be if a car had 400 horsepower. I remember I got a Porsche Turbo in 2003, and it was 420 horsepower. I was like, this is crazy. That's a bonkers number. It was.

01:07:40 Speaker_03
It was crazy back then.

01:07:43 Speaker_04
What does this go for? Yeah.

01:07:47 Speaker_03
Just Google MSRP for a ZR1. You really can't get one. You have to have an allocation, right? There's probably... Is that one? One for sale? That's the 3M. $1.29. Oh, it's no six? Oh, that's a Z06. Yeah, Z06 is pretty fucking incredible, too.

01:08:05 Speaker_03
So that's $129,000. Oh, there you go. The ZR1's right, yeah, $200,000. $200,000 Corvette, while others believe that it will start for much less than that. Oh, so they haven't really got the price out there yet. Wow.

01:08:17 Speaker_04
Yeah, that 765 is like $400,000.

01:08:23 Speaker_03
$400,000 so crazy. Well then you got that Hennessy, that Venom thing, that's $3 million bucks. So you get like Cognizant eggs, Paganis.

01:08:33 Speaker_03
Have you seen that Pagani that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical, like a beautiful watch, and the steering wheel Turns around the gauge cluster.

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So the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel and your steering wheel turns around it It never moves. No, it's fucking Magnificent. What is this in a Bugatti? Oh, wow. I'm not even a Bugatti guy. Yes.

01:08:55 Speaker_03
Bugatti to me is like That's Bugatti, you know, but look at that fucking thing. Oh

01:09:01 Speaker_04
Yeah, no, they're sexy.

01:09:03 Speaker_03
See if you can find the gauge cluster because the gauge cluster is just complete insanity. Scroll up towards the interior. I know they have to show it. There it is. They're going to show it. So that's the gauge cluster.

01:09:16 Speaker_03
So the steering wheel spins around that stuff. Wow, so that all that stuff sits behind the wheel and it's all mechanical clocks like look at it Yes, it's digital and mechanical at the same time over here.

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Yeah, I mean it is just a piece of art And this is definitely like three and a half million dollars. Oh crazy money if you could get one, right?

01:09:35 Speaker_03
It's probably five million, but you probably can't even get 3.8 Million pounds or is that is that pounds or euros? What is that little thing squiggly thing? Oh That's pounds. Pounds. So what is 3.8 million pounds in bucks?

01:09:49 Speaker_04
I mean, it's over $4 million.

01:09:51 Speaker_03
It's an incredible car. But I mean, you basically have a house. You're driving around a fucking house. That's too crazy. Look at that little touch screen pops up. Look at that screen. Whee. Look at how it spins around, says Bugatti. Yeah. Ooh, baby.

01:10:05 Speaker_03
Why are you laughing?

01:10:06 Speaker_01
It's like, why does it have to spin around? Why doesn't it just come out the way it needs to? Because it's like, look at my dick!

01:10:11 Speaker_04
It's a total look at my dick.

01:10:13 Speaker_03
It's a big old Italian dick. Hey, Joey, look at my dick. It's incredible.

01:10:18 Speaker_04
That's incredible, yeah. The technology is just, I mean, it always, it's like, what's gonna, what will be around in 20 years? Because I gotta say, when Bugatti, Pagani, and Koni, when they do these things,

01:10:32 Speaker_04
You know, I always say think like this is outrageous Yeah, but I'm also like it's so cool that you have a spaceship like you that's basically yeah getting into the ground ship Yeah, do you know Sam Altman?

01:10:43 Speaker_03
He's always keep the head of open AI. Yeah, it's always kind of said I'm not doing this for money I don't make any money and they just busted him in a four million dollar Koenigsegg. They did. Yes.

01:10:51 Speaker_03
That's awesome You see if you can find that car the video of him in that car. I don't need money with me money I'm not even interested in money. He's driving around a four million dollar car.

01:11:00 Speaker_02
Oh

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Look at it! Oh my god. Go back to the beginning so you can see him get in it. Does it show him get in it? No. That's him in his fucking... Yeah! Elon was mocking him. Look at that. Got a four million dollar car. There he is. Hi busted. Hey bro. Hey bro.

01:11:19 Speaker_03
I think you like money. Look, you don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich. Yeah. And you also want everyone to know how fucking rich you are. You want everyone to know how rich, and you're rich right now enough.

01:11:31 Speaker_03
I don't have a $4 million car. I wouldn't drive that. I'd be freaked out. I can't park it anywhere. What am I going to do? That's crazy. It's insane.

01:11:40 Speaker_02
So that means he's got way more money than me.

01:11:43 Speaker_03
It's like, well, how much money you get? How much money you making? What are you doing? What are you doing? You're driving a $4 million car. That's so crazy. And you telling everybody you're not trying to make money?

01:11:56 Speaker_03
If you're not interested in money you get a Mercedes you get a nice s-class or people get mad at you You really want people to not get mad at you get a Lexus get an LS 500 Cruiser on in style. No one's gonna get mad at you people.

01:12:07 Speaker_03
Yeah, they're fine with that You have a four million dollar car hyper car and you you're involved in artificial intelligence And it's supposed to be open AI and then also became a private company There's like a lot of weirdness with like what happened with the money, you know, I

01:12:21 Speaker_03
Yeah, the amount. Oh, Sam Altman car collection. He's got a McLaren F1. Two McLarens. He's got the F1? He's got some cheddar. Well, he probably already had a bunch of money already, right? So how did he come in to open AI?

01:12:34 Speaker_01
He said he's worth over $2 billion. Well, there you go.

01:12:36 Speaker_03
So he's got a $4 million car. That's why. He's got $2 billion?

01:12:40 Speaker_01
Him and his husband, yeah, his partner.

01:12:42 Speaker_04
Shazam. Yeah, that checks out.

01:12:45 Speaker_03
Shut up! And also disposable income, because he ain't bringing no kids.

01:12:49 Speaker_02
Yeah.

01:12:49 Speaker_04
Let's go!

01:12:51 Speaker_02
Let's go. Let's go, dude. $4 million car. I don't want that shit money. This money's not important to me.

01:12:57 Speaker_03
Well, what did Elon say about it? Because there was something about Elon mocking him. It's like, because, you know, Elon was a part of OpenAI in the beginning. But then he was like, hey, this isn't so open. Right. What's going on here?

01:13:10 Speaker_03
And he brought up the threat that this is. Elon mocks, what is he saying? How's he mocking him? Oh, what does it say? OpenAI drive one of those expensive cars. How did OpenAI become a for-profit business when it was a non-profit?

01:13:27 Speaker_03
Elon says, great question. But also, if this guy was already a billionaire, So was he a billionaire before opening up?

01:13:34 Speaker_01
I think this was probably separate from... I can't remember when that happened on Twitter. I just think someone's adding that in with this video of him in the car. Oh, are they? Yeah. Oh, those dirty bitches. It was around the same time.

01:13:46 Speaker_01
He's making a point.

01:13:46 Speaker_03
You sure that wasn't quoting the actual video?

01:13:49 Speaker_01
It could have been, but I don't think so.

01:13:52 Speaker_03
It might be. It might be.

01:13:53 Speaker_04
What's the origin of his money?

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That's a good question. What's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth? Where'd he make all the cheddar? Well, he's got a $4 million car. Billions. A $4 million car is also like, look at my dick. Yeah, big time. It's just like the Bugatti. It's a huge flex.

01:14:10 Speaker_01
Look at my dick. According to just a quick search, there's various investments through his venture capital firm, including Airbnb, Stripe. So he's balling. Oh, Airbnb was a big one for him.

01:14:19 Speaker_03
So he's balling. He was already balling. So don't be hatin', kids. Fine. The guy's makin' it. He's out there rockin' in the free world. Fuckin' rad. Yeah. The thing about those cars, those cars are really fun, but you know what my most fun car to drive is?

01:14:34 Speaker_03
Actually, the most engaging car is my little air-cooled 964. That Porsche RX America, RS America. The red one? It's not the fastest, yep. Not the fastest by any stretch of the imagination.

01:14:46 Speaker_04
It's slow compared to... My favorite is my slowest, too.

01:14:49 Speaker_03
Which one? My GT4.

01:14:50 Speaker_04
Yeah. Has that Deman upgrade?

01:14:53 Speaker_03
Yeah, but that car's way faster than my car. That car's pretty fucking fast.

01:14:57 Speaker_04
It's pretty fast, but it's not like... I think everything else I have is almost faster than it. So it's just engaging. Yes. And it puts the biggest smile on my face.

01:15:06 Speaker_03
Right.

01:15:06 Speaker_04
It's very fun.

01:15:07 Speaker_03
Yeah, that's like my my white car the gg3 rs the shark works car same kind of things just real raw But they're not as raw as that little red car that little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland Yeah, where you're in control this all you feel everything no power steering The you know there's like power assisted brakes.

01:15:27 Speaker_03
There's no air conditioning. No heat. No nothing light as fuck 300 horsepower, and it's just And you just it just makes your whole body tingle. Yeah, it's like exciting That is to me the most fun thing to doesn't mean you don't have to be going fast.

01:15:44 Speaker_03
That's what's crazy Merging on the highway getting to 65 miles an hour is a fucking thrill. Yeah, whereas like in the Tesla. It's like Yeah, it's just no sound All of a sudden, you're going 70. You don't even notice it.

01:15:57 Speaker_04
That car is like... The problem with some of these faster cars that I have and that exist is that a lot of times when you take them out, you're like, yeah, I'm not really getting to drive this thing. Right. Because if you're going 75... Right.

01:16:10 Speaker_04
You have to go to a track. You have to. Yeah, you have to. You have to enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah, and how often do you do that?

01:16:16 Speaker_04
That's the fucking thing is that like you tell yourself that you know, we bender together Yeah, and you're like I want to do this all the time.

01:16:25 Speaker_03
Let's do it next month. It's hard to do Let's definitely do it. Well next month.

01:16:28 Speaker_03
We probably can't because next month is f1, but after f1s after f1 Yeah after f1s will do another day the ultimate baller move the ultimate like all these guys They want to get fucking Chateaus and France and pole. This is the ultimate baller move.

01:16:41 Speaker_03
You get a giant piece of land. That's flat. I and you put yourself a fucking racetrack on it and let's go.

01:16:47 Speaker_04
Somebody did this in Austin. Let's go. It's for sale, I think.

01:16:50 Speaker_02
What?

01:16:50 Speaker_04
Yeah, in the greater Austin area. Don't tell me this. I swear to God. Don't tell me this.

01:16:54 Speaker_00
Don't do this.

01:16:54 Speaker_04
And then a guy, a billionaire in Japan just built one. Now you're talking. Yeah, he built a track that you can... You can get a membership at his track. Oh, that's pretty dope. That's pretty fucking cool.

01:17:07 Speaker_03
That's a good move. So if you know some cool car people, you can hang out together.

01:17:10 Speaker_04
Yeah.

01:17:11 Speaker_03
You don't want to be alone on your track going, nobody saw my laptop.

01:17:14 Speaker_04
Kali has that out in like Indigo, that area. It's a private, like a really nice track that has like a country club. It has a restaurant, and you can house your cars there.

01:17:27 Speaker_03
That'd be so addictive. I know. So addictive. I know. Even just in a Miata, just going around in something fun, small. Miatas are amazing for the track. Yeah. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's not about how fast you go.

01:17:39 Speaker_03
It's about how much fun it is to go fast. There's cars that go way, like my Tesla is the best example. It goes way faster than anything else I own. But it's not as fun. No.

01:17:50 Speaker_03
There's a fun factor to the roar of the engine, the feeling of the tires, the shifting of the gears yourself, all of it. The fun part.

01:17:58 Speaker_04
The fun is just, I mean, that's the joy of it. That's why you keep getting them.

01:18:03 Speaker_03
And everybody today is chasing numbers. They're all chasing Nürburgring times and zero to 60s and quarter miles. Yeah, and it makes you lose sight of the real thrill of driving. It's also dangerous for everybody on the street.

01:18:13 Speaker_03
You got these vive-anced up kids out there with a fucking ZR1. Yeah, there's a replica of the Istanbul F1 track in Texas and it's for sale.

01:18:25 Speaker_03
Holy shit Isn't that crazy guys got an f1 track in his fucking yard isn't that nuts nuts and I feel like it's very Texas Where is that?

01:18:33 Speaker_03
This is like this state where you know, it's like it's down by the ocean It's an Amarillo scroll scroll up a little so I can see that image better. Yeah, is that the ocean in the back? What's that blue shit?

01:18:43 Speaker_03
Think that's just Oh, is that where Amarillo is? Oh, I don't know where I'm our laws 50 acre complex for sale click on it. How much for a reasonable price? Let's go two million bucks. Hang on for real. Hang on Hang on. This thing just got juicy

01:19:08 Speaker_03
How far is that drive? Find out how far that drive is. Five hours. Hmm. How far is that flight? 20 minutes. There you go. Pretty quick. Let's go. Ship cars there once. Oh, don't make me do this. Come on, dude. Well, I want to get a ranch.

01:19:27 Speaker_03
I've been talking about getting a ranch for a while.

01:19:29 Speaker_04
There's one for sale right there.

01:19:30 Speaker_03
But I want a different kind of ranch. No, you don't. You want that one. I want a survival ranch.

01:19:32 Speaker_04
It's right there. No, no, no. Survival right on the outside.

01:19:35 Speaker_03
That's not survival ranch. It is. It's acres and acres, man. This is a small portion of it. I had Chris Harris on the other day. Yeah? I'd love that dude. Yeah, that dude can drive a Porsche. If we had a track that was an airport right next to it,

01:19:49 Speaker_03
If we had a track, like, real close, and we could take Chris Harris out, how much fun would that be?

01:19:53 Speaker_04
Awesome. That dude's so fucking great. I love watching him drive, too. He's fucking fantastic.

01:19:58 Speaker_03
He loves cars, man. When you're around, like, someone who really loves cars. He loves all kinds of cars, too. He knows his shit. I like watching his videos. They're great. Yeah. Fun dude. He got bucked over on that whole Top Gear deal. He did? Yeah.

01:20:14 Speaker_03
Top Gear story, how it ended, is horrible.

01:20:17 Speaker_03
Ended due to an accident and he was and he apparently had gone to the producer saying we have to stop pushing this We're gonna someone's gonna get hurt or killed and then someone got hurt real bad, but it's a real big guy though And you know, he got fucked up from this flipped over a three-wheeler and got really fucked up but survived And then they killed the show Really?

01:20:35 Speaker_03
Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy After he'd kind of warned. Mm-hmm He also experienced a shit ton of online hate because he was replacing Jeremy Clarkson.

01:20:45 Speaker_03
So everybody fucking hated him But meanwhile, he's like the best auto journalist there is he's so funny Such a good guy and people are mad that he's not Jeremy Clarkson like hey, Jeremy Clarkson still on the air.

01:20:55 Speaker_03
You fucking idiots Yeah, go over to the Amazon get the Jeremy Clarkson. It's great. Go watch that too. Oh

01:21:01 Speaker_04
You fucking morons. No, that's too bad. I think Chris does great work. I love watching him review stuff. And you can tell, like, not only is he skilled when he's on track, but that he's genuinely having a good time. You can tell he loves it.

01:21:14 Speaker_03
Oh, he's smiling and laughing. He's going to do more of his own stuff. Good. And him and I were, yeah, we were talking about that. I was encouraging that. I was like, you really need to be doing your own thing.

01:21:23 Speaker_03
Like, you're so good at automotive journalists. You're so fun. People love watching you. You should be doing your own show online. You shouldn't be dealing with other people. Yeah, there's no need for that.

01:21:32 Speaker_03
And also like the Top Gear Top Gear is great show and everything like that. But they all want to do like crazy stunts like they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached to like my why? Why?

01:21:43 Speaker_04
Yeah, they get to a point on all these shows.

01:21:46 Speaker_03
Yeah, it's just a producer so segment and what we were saying was for television That's what people like. Yeah, but for the internet like for YouTube completely different audience.

01:21:57 Speaker_03
Yeah, then you get enthusiasts So like if you get the newest gt3 rs and Chris Harris is reviewing it It'll have millions of views because you don't want to see a guy could really fucking drive who really loves cars and understands them Review the car Mike that's where you're at your best man

01:22:11 Speaker_03
For the enthusiasts, not for the casual dorks who want to see a car go off a dam on a bungee cord.

01:22:18 Speaker_04
Yeah, but I mean, also on those internet videos too, the great thing is you get there, somebody like him gives you an authentic reaction. and they give you authentic critiques.

01:22:29 Speaker_04
They're like, you know what, they changed the seats on this new, and it's not as good, or they'll talk about the suspense, and they'll give you the insight that if you're really thinking about getting that car, you go like, oh, maybe I want the previous generation.

01:22:42 Speaker_04
They give you real insight.

01:22:43 Speaker_03
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, he gives a lot of good criticisms of the vehicle. Matt Farah does a great job with that, too.

01:22:49 Speaker_04
Matt does awesome with that.

01:22:50 Speaker_03
Matt's awesome.

01:22:50 Speaker_04
There's a couple other guys that do that stuff, the Straight Pipes. Chris works with Singer.

01:22:56 Speaker_03
You know singer is doing a turbo now. Yeah, they are. Oh my god.

01:23:00 Speaker_03
There's a green one He went to go to the factory and they're showing it the attention to detail is so fucking incredible Singer number one the very first ones here in Austin really I saw it in person.

01:23:14 Speaker_04
Yeah, what's it like a person pretty cool? They're fucking it's cool. It's a

01:23:18 Speaker_03
Guy who has a few and I'm sure he's like here's number one That's probably worth a lot of money see if you can find the singer turbo video with Chris Harris because it's uh I just want to see the green one and in and it's like it looks kind of like an old 911 turbo Yeah, that's it

01:23:38 Speaker_03
That's it. Yeah, that's it. But it's it looks kind of like an old 911 turbo But then when you see the details of it, you're like, oh They do an awesome. This is way better than a regular gorgeous way better than a right see if you can find the video. Oh

01:23:54 Speaker_03
Because the video's incredible, dude. No, that's the video of his original car. This is how I felt. Push, click that real quick. Because that was before Singer. He had this car made, and this is, oh no, this is Singer.

01:24:05 Speaker_03
Oh, okay, this is the, this is a different one. This is just a, how many years ago was this? Okay, this is the dynamics and lightweight study one. This is the crazy three million dollar singer. Oh my god This one's different. This one's not a turbo.

01:24:20 Speaker_03
This is their super lightweight Incredible car this car is that's Chris Reddow right? Yeah. Oh, yeah But this car is crazy crazy expensive. Oh

01:24:31 Speaker_04
Yeah, three million.

01:24:32 Speaker_03
Yeah, but it's immaculate, immaculate. Singer turbos, put in turbo, singer, turbo, green. Go to videos, click on videos, and go to recent. Okay, right there where it says more than 10 years. Click that. There you go. Bam. Okay, this is it.

01:24:59 Speaker_03
So look at that fucking thing. So this is this is the turbo. So it looks kind of like a 911 turbo from like whatever year that would be like 1980 or whatever the fuck it was. But it's way more smooth and polished and refined.

01:25:13 Speaker_03
And it's just when you see it parked and still it's just amazing. Like their attention to detail is just off the fucking charts, man. Yeah. Go back so you can see. So that's the car.

01:25:27 Speaker_03
So they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a sense of what it looks like. Look at that thing. That is fucking rad. Cars don't get prettier, they just get different.

01:25:44 Speaker_03
They don't get prettier than that, they just get different. And then that dark, cool, metallic green, like look at that thing.

01:25:51 Speaker_04
I would get talked into this in this moment if they were like, and then you want it? I'd be like, yeah. How much do you think that fucker costs?

01:25:58 Speaker_03
That's not as much as the DLR.

01:26:00 Speaker_04
No, it's not. I think, I don't know, you're probably... Or DLS. You get, I mean, there's so much customization involved in it, though.

01:26:08 Speaker_03
Right.

01:26:09 Speaker_04
Probably a million bucks. That or just under, you know, around there. I think they can make these, from what I remember, for a little bit less than what they were making the, because they were just doing 964s before, I think, right?

01:26:22 Speaker_04
That they can make these.

01:26:23 Speaker_03
That's not a 964 chassis? They don't start with a 964? On the turbo? I don't know. I don't know.

01:26:27 Speaker_04
But I'm saying on the pre, like, you know, the Singers were all just one model of four. Right. Those were more expensive for them to just even produce.

01:26:37 Speaker_03
Singer DLS turbo. Oh, boy. So starts as a 964, but this is a DLS turbo. That's a different one. Look how sick that thing looks. That is another level. That's the dynamic, lightweight study. Porsche turbo, which is bananas. That thing works.

01:26:58 Speaker_03
That doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before. No, and that's the difference.

01:27:01 Speaker_04
That's definitely more expensive.

01:27:02 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah.

01:27:03 Speaker_04
But the one we were just looking at, I think you could produce those for a little less. Look at that thing.

01:27:07 Speaker_03
That's insane looking. Oh, my God. That thing's insane looking.

01:27:11 Speaker_04
Are you going to make a phone call after this?

01:27:13 Speaker_03
No. No. Get away from me. This is like a line where I won't cross. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the line? That's the line. Oh, really? Yeah. That looks fucking amazing. Insane. You start getting into million dollar cars, like, what are we doing? That's okay.

01:27:27 Speaker_02
What the fuck are we doing here? Fine. It's not three million.

01:27:31 Speaker_03
No, that's true. It's not a Bugatti. It's also a different kind of thing than a, look at my dick. You know, it's more of like, oh, you know cars. You're a passionate guy. Yeah, you know what the fuck gets the wheel spinning. That's, yeah.

01:27:45 Speaker_03
I just love that there's people like they're like, you know, the Gunther works guy. It's people that they're making those things So fuck. Yeah, I just love there's someone who just goes so hard a roof.

01:27:53 Speaker_03
Yeah, I want to I want a gun They're not even really Porsches, right? I don't know. I mean like they can't even really call them a Porsche. They call roofs Yeah, but it looks exactly like a Porsche like what is this? Like go to roofs website RUF

01:28:09 Speaker_03
When you see the new one that they have, that crazy, it's water-cooled, but it looks like an air-cooled car. Right?

01:28:16 Speaker_04
Yeah, I've never been in one. I've just seen photos and videos and stuff. It makes you go, what's this like?

01:28:22 Speaker_03
It must be insane. And there's these cars like that that are just completely, look at that. That's a 993 turbo base. And so that's their turbo R that they make. Look at that fucking thing.

01:28:37 Speaker_03
So this is the one, these are the ones that are weird, the ones that aren't, like scroll up, scroll back up. Rough car, so that one. So CTR anniversary. So that one, I don't think is a Porsche. Really? I don't think it starts off as a Porsche.

01:28:55 Speaker_03
I think it's all their shit. And it just makes it look like. It looks exactly like a Porsche, but I don't believe it has, I think it's a new car, But yeah, see, Monocue, completely developed by Ruff. Roof, rather.

01:29:11 Speaker_03
It's type abbreviation is CTR, reminiscent of the legendary Yellowbird. So the Yellowbird was a Porsche. There was a roof Yellowbird from, what was it, the 80s? Remember that one? That Porsche one that was crazy? But this is not really a Porsche.

01:29:25 Speaker_03
This is a roof car that they make. That just looks- They're basically ripping off Porsche. Really? Yeah. Well, what about the other ones are modified Porsches? Exactly. The other one, that one was a 993.

01:29:40 Speaker_03
That was a, like, they take the base 993 and they juice it up. But this one, I think, is entirely developed by them. Wow. Yeah, it's supposed to be madness. Supposed to be total madness. Roof, holler at me, man. Completely redesigned. Yeah.

01:29:56 Speaker_03
Scroll up so I can see an image of the front.

01:29:57 Speaker_02
Look at that fucking thing.

01:29:58 Speaker_03
So fucking cool.

01:30:00 Speaker_04
And look how fat the tires are. That thing has some grip. Yeah, you get it too why you encounter these people with just like nothing but Porsches. Yeah. It's just so, there's something about them. You just go, what about the other one that you guys made?

01:30:12 Speaker_04
You just kind of want to keep going.

01:30:14 Speaker_03
Yeah, there's also something about the size of them, right? They're so small and compact that when you're in them, you feel like you're in a race car. You're hunkered in there.

01:30:26 Speaker_04
There's something weird about, even though these get obviously very expensive, I've always felt like it's a more accessible to the world car than other supercars.

01:30:36 Speaker_00
You know what I mean?

01:30:36 Speaker_04
Oh yeah, for sure. You can see a Porsche parked in a grocery store parking lot. Like it you're just like oh, it's fucking rad, but you see a Lambo, and you're like what the fuck is this person do right?

01:30:47 Speaker_03
Yeah, it just doesn't get like a pink Lambo with the HEB parking lot. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy Yeah, yeah coming out with giant sunglasses on looking for attention to wrap around. It's trying to get punched Sam and his fucking conus egg.

01:31:01 Speaker_03
Yeah, it is that that's ridiculous There's so many people that see people like that too, and they really want to smack them Yeah, they see you with that thing like I just want to smack that guy.

01:31:09 Speaker_04
Yeah fucking stupid nobody has Any like sympathy for you on the road if you're in something like that you crash ha ha ha or like try to merge people Fuck you.

01:31:20 Speaker_03
Yeah, fuck you. You can't get in front of me douchebag. Yeah.

01:31:23 Speaker_04
Yeah, you gotta go somewhere No, no, I was just looking at what it was. Sorry. Sorry I

01:31:28 Speaker_03
Addictive man, I know things they're addictive. You ever thought I like going to a flip phone Oh Ari style.

01:31:34 Speaker_03
Yeah, wasn't that Dana to Dana had it in the beginning He had a flip phone early on but then it got to the point where you know He has to manage the social media of the UFC.

01:31:44 Speaker_04
So he has to be able to look at things online And you know, he's saying your praises we were with him in Vegas Talking about you fucking guy loves you man

01:31:54 Speaker_03
I love him too. Yeah, he's great if it wasn't for him that sport would not be what it is He told us the story about You about him clearing out the New York offices.

01:32:04 Speaker_04
Oh, yeah, and he put it in the VHS checking tapes Yeah, he sees you on Keenan Ivory Way.

01:32:08 Speaker_03
Yeah. Yeah, he was like I need this fucking guy Yeah, it was crazy cuz in the beginning I didn't want to do it when he was trying to get him, because I had already worked for the UFC in the past, from 97 to 98. I did post-fight interviews.

01:32:22 Speaker_03
I was like, I'm out. And then they bought it in 2001, and he was trying to talk me into working for them. I'm like, I don't want to work.

01:32:28 Speaker_04
Really?

01:32:28 Speaker_03
Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do this. But I would ask him, you know, hey, have you ever watched K1? Do you guys watch Pride? Do you know about this guy? You ever see Funaki fight? Have you seen Hicks and Gracie? He's even better than Hoyce.

01:32:39 Speaker_03
Like, we started having these conversations, and he was like, how much of this shit you watch? I was like, it's the only sport I know. I don't even know the rules to basketball. And they blow that whistle. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

01:32:49 Speaker_03
That's hilarious.

01:32:50 Speaker_04
I told him the story about how when I would go with you on these weekends and I'm like, you know, just like as a fan of sports and broadcasting, I was like, so where's like your prep book? You know, like, and you're like, it's all up here.

01:33:03 Speaker_04
And I'm like, what are you talking about? You're about to call seven hours. And you, and you said, you go, there's nothing else up here, cluttering my mind with other sports. I only know one sport.

01:33:12 Speaker_03
Yeah. Yeah. But that's true. I mean, I do watch fights. But when I watch fights, I don't have to say, oh, this guy's got a great question mark. I already know. I know what he does. I know what that guy does. Yeah, that's impressive, though.

01:33:24 Speaker_03
I've seen him fight 100 times. But it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there. Yeah, I believe it. I don't have any football in there. I don't know what's going on with football. What's offside? Why has he got a flag? What's a down?

01:33:35 Speaker_03
Why is it first down now? What is happening? Ooh, that guy got hurt, that's all I know. Oh, that was a bad, oh, he ran with the ball pretty far. I don't know what's going on, and I don't wanna know. I don't care, I can still enjoy it.

01:33:46 Speaker_03
I have room for a couple things in my head, you know, like combat sports things, and I just smash them all together.

01:33:51 Speaker_04
If you had to put something that interests you even somewhat outside of combat sports, MMA and all that, what sport would be like second? I know it's a distant second, but what would be the one where you're like, oh, I enjoy that?

01:34:05 Speaker_03
where a sport that I don't participate that I can watch?

01:34:07 Speaker_04
Yeah, like that you would sit down and- Outside of combat sports? Yeah, if somebody had it on, you'd be like, all right, I'll watch some of this with you.

01:34:15 Speaker_03
I maybe would be like, what's going on with cricket? What are you guys doing? Cricket? Yeah, I'd be like, what is that? What the hell's happening? Really? Why you got that paddle? You'd be interested. I'll tell you what I really liked watching is soccer.

01:34:25 Speaker_03
We went to the Austin Professional Soccer Games. Yeah, I see the game, yeah. Soccer's legit. Here's one of the reasons why soccer's legit and why it's not going to become successful in America is because they don't take breaks.

01:34:35 Speaker_03
So there's no fucking commercial time. There's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face. They don't take any? No breaks. Really? Nope. Nope. It goes for a certain amount of time. I forget how long a soccer match is.

01:34:45 Speaker_04
But it's increased in its popularity tenfold here in the last decade.

01:34:50 Speaker_03
I'm telling you, if you go to see it live, it's fucking... I've been to multiple games. Incredible, right? Yeah, it's unbelievable. And the arena they have here in Austin is amazing.

01:34:58 Speaker_04
It's great. You don't realize that it's compared to what we're used to for American football stadiums. It's small. It doesn't feel small. Every seat in that house is fantastic. And yeah, it's great competition. We keep getting better players here.

01:35:17 Speaker_04
I mean, I was somebody who, I grew up not into soccer at all, and half my family was like, what's wrong with you? Because they're all South American. In Argentina, it's fucking huge, right? Argentina, it's the fucking,

01:35:31 Speaker_04
Bigger than any bigger than religion. It's just it is religious. And I mean am I Peruvian cousins?

01:35:36 Speaker_04
We're all like How do you not like soccer the whole world loves it the whole world loves it But I do think it's cool that in the last for me like in the last decade plus.

01:35:47 Speaker_04
First of all, we lived in a time with like some generational talent, you know, with like Ronaldo and Messi and these guys. And it's like shifting now to Mbappe and these just incredible, incredible talents. So I think high level anything becomes

01:36:02 Speaker_04
Interesting. Yeah, I would watch the El Clasico the Madrid Barcelona game at the height of these of these guys Club powers in the like ten years ago.

01:36:13 Speaker_04
You're watching such a high-stakes high-level game You can have zero interest and you're like, holy shit. Yeah, this is so incredible and I think that and and Premier League stuff

01:36:23 Speaker_04
kind of drifted over to the point where we're like, hey, soccer's been played here forever. It just didn't have that same popularity. But this MLS stuff has continued to grow and grow.

01:36:36 Speaker_04
I remember Saturday mornings during our football season, a lot of times you're putting it on now and you'll see

01:36:45 Speaker_04
soccer games like uh... from the premier league was on nbc for a while notice of the contract but here you go uh... but like it just has and they keep getting you know better talent on the state side that by i think was will continue to see it uh...

01:37:03 Speaker_04
become more popular here.

01:37:04 Speaker_03
If you go see it live, you'll get hooked. I'll tell you that for sure. Yeah, the MLS games are- I bet tennis is like that too.

01:37:09 Speaker_04
Oh my God, I got to see, I was on tour in Australia last year, and I got to see the Australian Open men's finals with Djokovic.

01:37:17 Speaker_02
Yeah.

01:37:18 Speaker_04
Seeing that in person, there's also not a bad seat in that place, it's a whole other thing. It made me go, okay, I want to go to all the big- Really? I want to go to Wimbledon, I want to go to the- Really?

01:37:31 Speaker_04
He he was just Incredible to see in person again. Just somebody so so talented at their sport That watching it live Changed, you know, I played tennis growing up and like I've watched tennis tournaments, but live is everything.

01:37:51 Speaker_04
I mean, I've told people that about UFC, too. It's like, yeah, it's cool to watch on TV, but it's so different in person.

01:37:58 Speaker_03
It's... Yeah, especially with no commentary. You're just watching the actual violence. Like, oh, my God. It's right there. It seems so real.

01:38:05 Speaker_04
Yeah. And then you have a moment of, like, the sound of the crowd dies, and you hear a... Yeah.

01:38:13 Speaker_03
And you're like, oh, that's that guy's face.

01:38:14 Speaker_04
And everybody goes, ah!

01:38:15 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah, it's like, holy shit. My favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center. Because the UFC Apex Center has no audience. Yeah, it's so small. It's incredible. And during COVID, that was the best thing about COVID for me.

01:38:27 Speaker_03
How about the Sphere thing? It's gonna be nuts. That's this weekend. I know. Yeah, I'm pretty pumped. I don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know if they're gonna show the fights on the ceiling.

01:38:37 Speaker_03
So you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see With the the video monitors are showing you the fights of the people that he told us what they're doing Can you say it?

01:38:48 Speaker_04
I mean, I don't know. I assume we were on a podcast. I don't think it's been released Tell me dude. He's like it's a fucking it's a movie that's gonna play about the history of

01:39:00 Speaker_03
Like the Mexican combat sports. I know about that. There's six of them. There's six different small films Yeah, okay.

01:39:05 Speaker_04
That's that's what he was telling us. Yeah, and he was just like it's all Everything is authenticated and like, you know, like it and the crew that made it is Mexican.

01:39:13 Speaker_04
It's just like this yeah, Mexican plight story and I mean, I don't know if the broadcast goes up on the wall.

01:39:21 Speaker_03
That's what I'm thinking I'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling and Jesus which would be an advantage you see a show there are certain positions.

01:39:31 Speaker_04
No, I have not have you know I heard it's just I've heard it's insane But what did Burt go to see there the dead? He's seen a few there. He saw the yes He saw the dead and he saw He went to a you to show when they were there too. Oh, wow.

01:39:46 Speaker_04
He said yeah, I cried so much, you know, of course. Yeah Yeah I cried the whole time. My daughters were making fun of me.

01:39:55 Speaker_03
They should. They should mock you. He doesn't just cry. He likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram. I'm so sad. My daughter went to college. Look. Is this one good? How many did he take before he picked that one?

01:40:10 Speaker_04
He's a fucking mess when I saw him.

01:40:12 Speaker_03
Of course.

01:40:13 Speaker_04
Yeah, the college drop-off has got to be heavy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was- He's a character. He's on one. He was in a fucking bender.

01:40:24 Speaker_03
How's he doing these days? He benders, he goes off, he goes on.

01:40:27 Speaker_04
Yeah, he's on the- He cleaned up for a little while and then he went right back in. He's on a Burt cycle. Yeah. Yeah, he was real clean and then he was my favorite. He was like we were somewhere in Vegas and Somebody is like, you know, do you want this?

01:40:40 Speaker_04
He's like can't I'm hardcore Kudo and I was like, okay and Then we go to this We twisted your head that's such a birth or cork you to work with you and then we go to this

01:40:55 Speaker_04
bar and we're pouring drinks, Porroso's drinks, you know, we're like our brand and it's like tons of people and it's a very fun thing. Everyone's out and getting bottles and drinks and we're signing things and then, and of course like, you know.

01:41:09 Speaker_03
He's throwing them back.

01:41:09 Speaker_04
He's throwing them back and at one point he's standing there shirtless and he goes, Yeah, I can tell and so I go hey, you know some time passes I go you ain't get out of here.

01:41:22 Speaker_04
He's like, yeah, okay We're gonna go this way out of this place and here's the exit. He's like, okay So I turn this way say something that I get ready. He goes I'm gonna fucking stay I go, okay. I'll see you later, man. So I leave.

01:41:34 Speaker_04
I get the fuck out of there. And then I run into him later. I'm like, how was it? He was like, oh, he's like, dude, I was so hammered. I go, yeah, I know. He goes, yeah, I got back and I ate a dozen doughnuts. I go, what happened to hardcore keto?

01:41:48 Speaker_04
He goes, well, I just ate the tops. And I go, that's not how keto works.

01:41:52 Speaker_03
That's even worse. That's where all the frosting is. What are you talking about? He's a lunatic. Oh my god. He's still alive. I wonder how long you can do that for. I mean, how long can you do that for?

01:42:08 Speaker_04
Yeah, he does it, and then you know what'll happen is like, so he's like, whatever, real crazy right now, and we'll see him in like a month, and he'll be like, Oh yeah, my other favorite phrase, he's like, I quit drinking. I go, when?

01:42:23 Speaker_04
He goes, Wednesday. I'm like, but it's fucking Friday. He's like, I know, but it's like 48 hours, nothing.

01:42:27 Speaker_03
I'm like, that's not, that's a normal person.

01:42:30 Speaker_04
That's not how that term works. And he's like, he's like, but so he'll get, he'll get to one, a certain point here where he'll be like, I got to clean it up. And he'll just like really clean it up, you know, like,

01:42:41 Speaker_04
Won't drink for a while, clean up the diet. You'll see him just like thin out. He takes a picture on Instagram. Takes a good picture. Sucks his gut in. Sexy picture. This is me now. And then you'll be like, oh, you're good. Three weeks later, huge.

01:42:53 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's a cycle.

01:42:54 Speaker_03
Three weeks later, I see him waddle through the fucking green room at the mothership. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? The fuck are you doing?

01:43:02 Speaker_04
I know.

01:43:02 Speaker_03
He goes hard.

01:43:03 Speaker_04
He goes hard, dude. He goes hard. I've been going hard with eating just super clean, man.

01:43:10 Speaker_02
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah?

01:43:12 Speaker_04
How long? A couple months in.

01:43:15 Speaker_03
Yeah?

01:43:15 Speaker_04
Yeah. The funny thing is by just being so committed to it, anything outside of it now- You feel it. Yes. I really didn't have a reference for that before.

01:43:26 Speaker_03
Yeah.

01:43:27 Speaker_04
You know? Because I'm like, I'm eating pretty much the same wheelhouse of shit every day.

01:43:33 Speaker_04
I have four eggs, blueberries, little while later, protein shake, lunch, I had lunch today, 10 ounces of chicken, greens, and I have little things like peanut butter jelly pack as a bridge.

01:43:50 Speaker_03
So you're just staying clean.

01:43:52 Speaker_04
Yep, and then dinner I'll have 16 to 20 ounces of lean protein, like sea bass, salmon, sometimes I'll have leaner red meats, greens, fruit.

01:44:04 Speaker_03
You got someone organizing this for you, or are you just doing it yourself?

01:44:07 Speaker_04
It was funny. I did it because I'm shooting my show next month. And I was like three months out, and I was like, fuck, if I don't dial it in right now, I'm going to show up.

01:44:18 Speaker_02
You got to be sloppy.

01:44:19 Speaker_04
Yeah, and I'm going to show up, and I'm going to be like, I wish. I just don't want to have regret. Like, I didn't try. Right, right, right.

01:44:23 Speaker_04
And I was like, I know I'm not going to look like a Marvel guy in three months, but I know I can clean it up in three months.

01:44:28 Speaker_03
Yeah. And like, I mean, I'm- You just don't want to look at yourself on TV and go, oh, you fuck.

01:44:32 Speaker_04
Fuck. Yeah, you fucking loser piece of shit. That's the worst. So I've gone down, you know, I'm down to like 204 body fats down and I have about another month so I just sticking to it, but the funny thing is like

01:44:48 Speaker_04
Any, like, the other night I got home and the boys were like, they got, what's it called, like the shaved ice machine? And they've been making those, you know, during the day, and they're kids.

01:45:01 Speaker_04
And like, you gotta have one, you gotta, I got it, you know, okay, I'll try it, I'll try it. So they shave the ice in the machine and they pour flavors into it. And I take, you know, a few spoons, it's very sweet. Dude.

01:45:14 Speaker_04
Within an hour, I'm like, like doubled over running to the toilet. Yep. And I'm like, Oh, yeah, because I can isolate it now. Before when I was eating like a trash can, like I would just go like, Oh, I don't know what it was. Right.

01:45:27 Speaker_04
It was fucking maybe it was the bread.

01:45:29 Speaker_03
Also, you get used to feeling like shit. Yeah, you do. That's what Duncan's you know, Duncan had diabetes. Yeah, he got type two diabetes from I think it's from vaping. sugar for sure, but also vaping.

01:45:41 Speaker_03
And the reason why I say this is one of the things he found out, he was getting his blood sugar checked and like it was spiking and he's like, I don't even understand. I'm not drinking any soda, not eating any sugar.

01:45:52 Speaker_03
And then he realized that it spikes after he vapes. Wow. And so, cause he was, you know, monitoring it. And then he realized, oh my god, there's a reason why this stuff is sweet. There's fucking sugar in the vapes.

01:46:01 Speaker_03
That makes sense, because I've tried them, and you're like, yeah, this stuff's really sweet. Of course. It's watermelon. How else are you going to get a watermelon flavor?

01:46:08 Speaker_03
How else are you going to get a peach-flavored vape unless you have some sugar in there? How are you getting fucking apple-flavored vapes? Yeah, of course. There's sugar in there. There's sugar. And so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure.

01:46:19 Speaker_03
That's insane. Or his blood sugar, rather.

01:46:21 Speaker_04
Did he get himself out of it?

01:46:23 Speaker_03
Yeah, he got off of it and got on the zins. Wow. And, you know, it's just, you don't realize that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself. Yeah. And you eat really healthy. And he was like, dude, I don't need naps anymore.

01:46:37 Speaker_03
I have energy all day.

01:46:38 Speaker_04
This thing has helped me so much, dude. Like this eating plan. I got it from a nutritionist in L.A., Dr. Guglia. And like I told him, A couple weeks into it, I was like, if I don't lose a pound, I'm already gonna thank you for my digestion changing.

01:46:58 Speaker_04
Like I used to, you know, fucking, I got so used to just explosive shits all the time, that like, you know, like Christina was like, are you gonna ever see a doctor? I hear this violence coming out of the bathroom.

01:47:12 Speaker_04
And I'm like, yeah, I gotta go check it out. And then I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago, and they were like, no, you're good. And I'm like, yeah, but I mean, I have diarrhea 14 times a week, is that normal? And they're like, I don't know, man.

01:47:25 Speaker_04
So, switching to the way I just described my eating now, dude, I have totally normal gut health.

01:47:30 Speaker_03
Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be.

01:47:32 Speaker_04
Yeah, it took me 45 years to figure out.

01:47:35 Speaker_03
Well, that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. being connected to Trump in this election. Really? Yeah, because if Trump winds up winning, they're going to expose our food systems.

01:47:48 Speaker_03
Robert Kennedy, one of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food system. One is glyphosate. Glyphosate which is used, it's an herbicide, it's used all over the fucking place.

01:48:00 Speaker_03
It's in a lot of food. Most people they test, or some incredibly high number of people test positive for glyphosate in their blood. Really? Yeah. Because you're getting it from organic vegetables even. Like some vegetables.

01:48:12 Speaker_03
I shouldn't say organic, but you're getting it from... There's some stuff that they just spray it on. I think the most glyphosate, I think it might be corn. What things contain the most glyphosate? Let's Google that.

01:48:29 Speaker_03
I think it's corn, rice, and different vegetables and fruits.

01:48:35 Speaker_04
It's fascinating how if you go to Western Europe, you realize that They don't use any glyphosate. But like our food would be like illegal. Illegal. In grocery stores.

01:48:43 Speaker_03
Our Froot Loops are illegal in Canada. Are they really? Yeah. Because we use dye. There's all these red dyes and shit in our Froot Loops. They have the same Froot Loops in Canada. They're like, no, no, no. You can't put that stuff in there.

01:48:54 Speaker_03
So they have to sell different Froot Loops to Canada than they do to America. Some of the most common foods with glyphosate. Non-organic cereals and grains harvested with glyphosate.

01:49:04 Speaker_03
These include wheat, barley, buckwheat, millet, rice, oats, wild rice, popcorn, and sorghum. Wild rice. So you think wild rice. Oh, I'm getting wild rice. It must be healthy.

01:49:15 Speaker_03
Or popcorn, but a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people They say they're glucose or gluten intolerant that what's actually it's not gluten. That's fucking with them.

01:49:25 Speaker_04
It's glyphosate really Yeah, and we this is just one of those like one of those American things like a huge conglomerates the spring Monsanto

01:49:34 Speaker_03
Yeah, so that's Roundup and so there's that and then there's seed oils fucking terrible for you and they're in everything and they're in everything because they're cheap and it used to be Industrial lubricant and they figured out a way to make it

01:49:48 Speaker_03
Somehow or another turn into food.

01:49:50 Speaker_03
It's so fucking sad that we have like also that most people myself included I'm talking about other like you just don't have the knowledge of the you'd have to write you have to inquire and really be Curious about this and you gotta dig for a long time If you talk to your doctors a lot of time doctors don't know jack shit most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical schools could study nutrition Yeah

01:50:15 Speaker_03
Most doctors, they'll tell you, you just need a healthy diet. I'm like, look at you, Doc. Look at you, Doc.

01:50:19 Speaker_04
You know, I had a fucking neighbor that was a 260-pound cardiologist. Isn't that crazy? I'm not exaggerating. That's like seven feet tall. He wasn't. He was shorter than me.

01:50:30 Speaker_03
Oh, God. That's so big for a cardiologist.

01:50:32 Speaker_04
You tell people, like, hey, man, your heart's... That's so crazy. It's so crazy.

01:50:36 Speaker_03
He was wildly overweight. Some people just can't control themselves. They just don't they don't have a history of controlling themselves.

01:50:43 Speaker_03
And so they just don't and they just eat I Mean, bro, I remember Ralphie May we one time we we all left the comedy store and we went to a bar with Stan Hope me and a couple other comics and Ralphie was Joey and Ralphie was gonna meet us there there was this bar that Stan Hope used to like in Hollywood we go back in the day before Hollywood was a zombie movie and so Ralphie

01:51:07 Speaker_03
Doesn't show up. We're waiting for him like where the fuck is Ralphie.

01:51:10 Speaker_03
We're waiting for everybody outside We're gonna all go in together and get a table yeah, and we're sitting outside and route no Ralphie for a long-ass time and then also like an hour later Ralphie shows up and Ralphie's backseat was just filled with rappers

01:51:25 Speaker_03
So this poor guy was so addicted that he couldn't get in his car and drive from the comedy store to this bar, which was like two miles away. He had to stop at a Jack in the Box. And tear it up.

01:51:36 Speaker_03
And this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled, so he couldn't eat any meat. So he wasn't eating meat, so he's eating jalapeno poppers from Jack in the Box. Just stacks of them. Yeah, he was really sick. He was sick.

01:51:51 Speaker_03
He ate through his stomach stapling twice. I gotta piss real bad. Oh, let's piss. Okay, let's piss. Let's pee. Let's pee together. And we're back.

01:51:59 Speaker_04
Great pee. It's just such a game changer.

01:52:02 Speaker_03
Yeah, when you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so hard to talk. I was just like, your eye starts to flutter. Yeah. It makes me think about those debates. Like, what if someone has to pee in the debate? You gotta dial your water in just right.

01:52:18 Speaker_04
Do you have a pre-show pee routine? Do you? Yeah. Because I would say my fixation is I kind of have to, during the day I'm drinking water and a couple of coffees. And it's like, if we're on the road,

01:52:36 Speaker_04
you know, we go work out, I'm gonna increase the water intake, like start drinking more, and then, you know, you get ready, head over to the venue, and it's like, okay, I get there, show's gonna be in 45 minutes, it's like, I pee, but then I keep going like, oh, here's a water, I'm gonna pour a Diet Coke, I'm gonna take on stage and a cup of water, and then it's like, all right, start the show, I introduce, you know, opener, and then I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go pee and I'll be,

01:53:04 Speaker_04
I'll be back and I do that and then it's like hey He's got five minutes left and I always go do I have to pee again?

01:53:09 Speaker_04
Like this is like a real yeah, it's like you're gonna you get a go to a spa and they're like You're gonna get a massage and like you have to pee and I go do I I think so?

01:53:19 Speaker_04
Yeah, I want yeah, I think there's four drops left I'd like to get them out get him out is the worst is if you have to shit Oh Jesus if you think you're gonna go on stage for an hour and you have to take a shit.

01:53:27 Speaker_03
Oh my god Yeah How much time does he have left? He has three minutes left.

01:53:31 Speaker_04
I can't shit in three minutes. I can't shit in three minutes. I know. But your body does this thing where it'll shut the shit thing down. Unless it's like a real fucking emergency. Right. You ever had that on stage? Have I ever had that?

01:53:42 Speaker_04
I have to fucking... I puked on the side of the stage. Really? Yeah, that was... We sick? Yeah. And that was horrible. Literally in a can in the wings.

01:53:52 Speaker_03
Oh my God.

01:53:53 Speaker_04
Jesus like that was that was you go back on stage. Yep. Did they know you threw up? Nope until I told him Wow No But the pee one like I hate when you go. All right. Yeah, I'm just gonna go out there. What am I a fucking toddler?

01:54:09 Speaker_04
Just go fucking do your shit and I was like five minutes in I'm like I have to pee right now

01:54:13 Speaker_03
You know you just carry that oh your body will like put it out of your mouth But there's like this discomfort you have the whole time where you're standing I'm gonna be a for a fucking hour I did it once where I ran offstage, and I you know the mothership the way I gotta go And then we're back yeah, no no no I didn't it was like I finished my son when you finish Yeah, like halfway through my set I was like god damn it I had to pee yeah, but someone was in the bathroom like right before right and I was like fuck I

01:54:41 Speaker_04
No, it's, I mean, I've also, I've peed on the side of the stage before. Like, in a panic, yeah. Jesus. I know. On the ground? No, like, in a trash can.

01:54:52 Speaker_03
And in a cup. I've done that, too. How many times has Ari peed right there? He pisses in fucking kombucha bottles. God. Everything. No. Fucking disgusting. He's gross. He's so gross. He wants you to know he's peeing in the room. Yeah.

01:55:05 Speaker_04
To show you his nuts.

01:55:06 Speaker_03
Come on, man.

01:55:10 Speaker_04
I'm surprised I haven't seen him come. I've seen him pee so many times.

01:55:13 Speaker_03
I know. We're getting close to October. We're going to do something this year? Dude, I'm shooting the whole month here.

01:55:18 Speaker_02
Oh.

01:55:19 Speaker_04
But I'll be here. Yeah.

01:55:20 Speaker_02
OK.

01:55:20 Speaker_04
I'll be here. You're going to go sober? Sure. I mean, I'm going to be like shooting five days a week, I'm sure. Do you think we can get Bert to go sober for a month again?

01:55:30 Speaker_03
because last year he was excited to not do it.

01:55:33 Speaker_04
I don't think, I don't want to speak for him, but no. Maybe he could use it though, right? I don't know. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for him. No, it's never the worst thing for any of us to take a month off, sure. It's good.

01:55:50 Speaker_04
I mean, yeah, I always feel like, I mean, it's what kind of challenge is it for each person, you know?

01:56:00 Speaker_03
Well, it's easy for me. I haven't had a drink in since I had a couple glasses. I had a margarita and like a mule Saturday night. So that was it. That was the last time I had a drink.

01:56:14 Speaker_04
Yeah, I had a few drinks Saturday night in Vegas.

01:56:16 Speaker_03
Yeah.

01:56:16 Speaker_04
Yeah, we were doing.

01:56:17 Speaker_03
I was at dinner with the missus. But I haven't had anything to drink since then, which is normal. I can go a week, two weeks. Like, it's not, you know, it's not that big a deal.

01:56:27 Speaker_04
That's what I'm saying. So like. But for Bert, it's a big ass deal. Yeah, it tests his will. Will, for sure. Will to live. Cleans him up. I think he also kind of gets off on the challenge of it.

01:56:42 Speaker_03
Yeah.

01:56:42 Speaker_04
Because so many people are like, you're going to struggle online.

01:56:47 Speaker_03
I think that... Well, Bert's another one that has that delusional, I can't lose.

01:56:51 Speaker_04
He is. I remember, what was the one that I was like, what are you doing? When he was like, I can do the splits. I can't. I was like, you're gonna fucking tear your hamstrings.

01:57:03 Speaker_03
When he told me he could, I really believed for a second he could.

01:57:05 Speaker_04
I was like, really? Wow. Yeah. I know, because it also is one of those things that Burt could seek, like, you know what I mean? It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities. Right. Oh, you have this secret skill you can also do this?

01:57:15 Speaker_04
Right, like when he played tennis.

01:57:17 Speaker_03
Yeah. And you thought he could serve like a fucking pro. Jesus.

01:57:20 Speaker_04
I know. He has all these, like, weird, like, hidden skills.

01:57:26 Speaker_03
Yeah. Yeah. I really believe that he could do the splits. Yeah. But he couldn't even come close. It wasn't even in the neighborhood where you did a split once in your life and you got to get it back.

01:57:36 Speaker_03
You know, like maybe did it when you were in high school and you can kind of get back there. Yeah. Now, do you still do them all the time? All the time. I stretch out constantly.

01:57:47 Speaker_03
Especially lately, because I've been dealing with some real stiff back problems. Because when I shoot a lot of archery, I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck. Because my bow is 80 pounds to pull back.

01:57:59 Speaker_03
So I'm pulling back 80 pounds like 150 times a day.

01:58:03 Speaker_04
Yeah, so it tightens up.

01:58:04 Speaker_03
Everything's tight, so it really helps the stretching. Massage helps a lot, but man, stretching helps so much.

01:58:10 Speaker_04
I started stretching, I have like, it's not that unusual, but kind of chronically tight hamstrings, you know, that I'm like, fuck, and the massage definitely helps, but spending a little time every day working on hamstring stretches has definitely helped me.

01:58:27 Speaker_03
It's fucking gigantic. Everyone should stretch. And especially for anyone that has stiffness in their lower back. A lot of that stuff, you'd be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back.

01:58:41 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's all tied there. A lot of times that lower back tightness, you just follow the line. It's like your glutes into your hamstrings, and your hamstrings are super tight. They're pulling down, and it'll relieve your lower back pain.

01:58:54 Speaker_03
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do a lot of hamstring exercises, too, though. I do a lot of Nordic curls. I do those. Those are the shit, man. Once I started getting into those, you know, the knee over toes guy stuff.

01:59:06 Speaker_04
Like Nordic is that like laying flat?

01:59:08 Speaker_03
Yeah, you lay flat and you pull yourself up with your yeah, it's fucking hard. Really? Yeah, it's hard Yeah, I do that for sets of six like six reps pulling yourself up the first time I did it I couldn't do one. I was like, this is crazy. Really?

01:59:22 Speaker_03
Yeah, I have strong fucking legs. Like how can I not do this? This is nuts. I couldn't believe I couldn't do it. I was shocked. Hmm. I So I really start concentrating on it now.

01:59:32 Speaker_03
I do sets of six, but I think I could probably do nine If I guessed I think I could that challenging though. It's fucking hard dude. It's funny. I've ever tried it. She's tried. Okay. We'll do it out here I have one right out in the middle of the lobby.

01:59:45 Speaker_03
Really? Yeah, I have one in the I have an extra one if you need one. Oh Yeah, I have a bunch of them. I've gotten there's a the Tib bar guy made me a cool one and And there's a few other ones. What's his other guy? Mr. Infinity.

02:00:01 Speaker_03
He made one that's really good. There's a lot of ones that are adjustable. They do a bunch of different things as well as just do the Nordic curls. Like some of them you could do reverse hypers on and a bunch of other lower back exercises.

02:00:14 Speaker_03
But it's a great one for stabilizing your knee. Really good exercise for, because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your whole, like that's it right there. That's what it looks like when you're doing it.

02:00:26 Speaker_03
Yeah, that looks challenging. It's fucking hard, man. Yeah, it looks like it. But the reason why I really like the Tib Bar Guy one and the Mr. Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it.

02:00:39 Speaker_03
So instead of starting flat, like the Rogue one that we have outside, you start completely flat. And in the beginning, I had to help myself.

02:00:46 Speaker_03
What I would do is I'd put two fingers down and give myself a little push with the fingers and then complete the reps with my hamstring. And then try to lower myself as much as I could and then catch it.

02:00:55 Speaker_03
But now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down slow and all the way up no problem. And I could do it. But it took a while to build it up and I was kind of surprised.

02:01:03 Speaker_03
Because I thought it was going to be like one of those things like a pistol squat. Like it looks hard, but I have strong legs. I can do that. But I was like, this is fucking impossible. Wow. But you think about that kind of a pull. That's it right there.

02:01:17 Speaker_03
Who is this one? Tib Bar Guys. This one's a really good one, man. So you could use it to do back extensions. You could use it to do reverse hypers.

02:01:26 Speaker_03
really top-notch stuff and The angle change is huge because you started off give yourself a little bit of an angle So you're already like halfway through the rep and it's much easier and then lower it a little bit and then and then eventually you get to flat I'd like to try it.

02:01:41 Speaker_03
It's especially for rehabbing that bad knee the injured knee.

02:01:44 Speaker_02
Mm-hmm

02:01:45 Speaker_03
It's really good. Anything, I do leg curls too with those, you ever use those monkey feet things? That thing's fucking great.

02:01:55 Speaker_03
And then they have a new one, the Monkey Feet Pro, where they have the plates already built into it, and so you can slide a pin out, you know, like those. Like dumbbells that do that? Yeah, sure.

02:02:05 Speaker_03
Yeah, so it's built in and it's flat at the bottom instead of like having a dumbbell that you have to attach to it. That sounds cool. Yeah, that's the new one, the Monkey V Pro. That's fucking huge.

02:02:14 Speaker_03
But all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and fucking phenomenal stuff, man. Yeah, that seems awesome. So if we do Sober October, do you think we should have some sort of a challenge this year or should we?

02:02:27 Speaker_04
I can't. I just won't have any time. Right. I just will be way too busy.

02:02:31 Speaker_03
Are you gonna work out at all?

02:02:33 Speaker_04
Yeah, so I already talked to like my I go look I mean I've been I've been preparing for this thing by training six days a week and and Alternating like I had today was a steady state cardio day.

02:02:46 Speaker_04
So I did an endurance ride for 60 minutes a bike ride and then tomorrow morning I'll get up and lift and And then, you know, so I... So you're organized. I'm organized.

02:02:56 Speaker_04
I like structure, so... So I'll follow my plan, but I'm able to do right now hour sessions, hour lifting, hour cardio sessions. Sometimes I can do two a day, if the schedule allows, do two in a day.

02:03:11 Speaker_04
But I was like, look, I know when we're in production... You won't have the time. No, so I'm just... My trainer and I have been figuring out, like, All right, what about, like, because I've had days where I go, I don't have an hour, right?

02:03:25 Speaker_04
But you can still, like, get something good going in 30 minutes. Sure. And I'm like, look, all I got to do, I just don't want to get into working on production and just go into zero. I'll feel like shit, too.

02:03:37 Speaker_02
Right.

02:03:37 Speaker_04
So figuring out, like, OK, I think it has to be a.m.

02:03:42 Speaker_04
for me this whole idea that I'm gonna shoot all day and then at the end of the day you're prepping for the next day and I'm gonna go work out now at like 930 it's just not gonna happen so we're gonna try to organize workouts that are more condensed that I'll keep be able to keep doing through through production there's six weeks six seven weeks of production you know and tell what is the show

02:04:04 Speaker_04
So this is the show that I don't think I've ever shown you, but like two years ago, I had a break on my tour, and I had this kind of distorted sense of income because you're on tour, you know, and you're like, I love features, but trying to pull a feature together is a huge undertaking.

02:04:26 Speaker_04
But if you want to shoot like a short film, It's a lot easier to manage. So I go, you know, I had all these things that I've written, you know, five to 10 page short stories. And I hit up my friend Rami, and I was like, hey, we'd work together.

02:04:41 Speaker_04
And so he's the one that directed my music video.

02:04:44 Speaker_03
The fucking Steven Seagal one?

02:04:45 Speaker_04
Yeah, the Steven Seagal one. So I go, you know, I got a break on tour. I'm willing to write a check. To like, to make a short film. Can I stop you right there?

02:04:55 Speaker_03
Yeah. Did Burt ever have a real hard problem with you stabbing him to death?

02:04:59 Speaker_04
He's like, I don't know, that's just your humor. He's like, people ask me, and he said, I just told them, that's Tom's humor, I guess. That's what he finds funny.

02:05:10 Speaker_03
Because I was like, if my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death, I might be like, How does he really feel about me? Like, what the fuck is going on? He just stabbed me to death on a video.

02:05:22 Speaker_04
But he is right in that I do, I mean, if you see the series, you'll see that like, oh, this is a warm feeling to you. Like, I just, you know, I do. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

02:05:37 Speaker_03
This is so ridiculous.

02:05:39 Speaker_04
And he's so big in that video. Oh, with the face swap. Yeah, it was a great deep fake at that time, too. It's gotten so much better now. But anyway, I tell my friend, I go, I want to shoot a short film during this break. And I'll pay for it.

02:05:53 Speaker_04
And I just want to shoot it and put it out, kind of like the music video. And he was looking at, I was sending him scripts. And he's like, I think we could actually, if you

02:06:04 Speaker_04
can take this like 11 days I think we could shoot three I'm like really like that's gonna be fucking crazy to shoot 11 days in a row on break when I should be like taking time down but I go okay so we we sign up to shoot three and again the whole thing is like

02:06:22 Speaker_04
We'll just make these, because I enjoy making them.

02:06:25 Speaker_02
You know what I mean?

02:06:26 Speaker_04
So we shoot them, and then when we have them, we're like, well, this kind of looks, this kind of is like a show now. It's like an old Twilight Zone, where it's just like, here's a short story. So then we went back to a white site, like a soundstage.

02:06:43 Speaker_04
And I shot an introduction to it, like I'm the host of a show. And then the idea was, you remember I built like during the pandemic, this pay-per-view kind of website, you know, where people could buy tickets to like live podcasts.

02:06:56 Speaker_04
I was like, oh, I know what I'll do. We'll cut this together, and then this will be the first ticketed pay-per-view event that is a scripted, written show, as opposed to a live podcast, which I was really excited by.

02:07:11 Speaker_04
I was like, look, I don't even care. I don't need to make money. Even if this helps me recoup a portion of what I spent to make this, I feel like that would be a win. It's just exciting to try something new like that.

02:07:25 Speaker_04
So it's all cut together, it's super high production quality. And I show it to agents and they were like, you gotta show this to some of the streamers.

02:07:37 Speaker_04
I told them my plan, I was like, yeah, my plan was just to do this and they go, I think you can get a series out of this. And we showed it to Netflix and they were like, yeah, we'll do a series, you can do six of these.

02:07:49 Speaker_04
So now, we spent time, obviously, in the writer's room, writing six episodes worth of these. And each one, each episode will have, like, a theme, and then short stories that are dark, like, twisted, fucked-up stories. They're with a comedic...

02:08:10 Speaker_04
twist to it, right? Like things that are comedic in nature, I would say, but dark. So I think it's like a... I say like the best way to describe it is it's kind of a comedic black mirror. Short stories that are twisted that have a comedic tone.

02:08:28 Speaker_03
So do you have the whole... First of all, you really like to be busy.

02:08:33 Speaker_04
I mean I'd more than anybody I know I do feel I think better Having a lot going on. Yeah, but you like to be overwhelmed.

02:08:42 Speaker_04
I don't think I think there's a line I like I've discovered in my life that there's a line and that I can and you have to figure out the line by Living well that you that you get to I'm coming everywhere was the line that was too much right that because that was that was your tour that

02:08:58 Speaker_04
that was the last tour and that was we leave monday and we do shows tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday you know like that that and that was week after week and that that was a lot that was too much this tour that i've been on this year is like this weekend i'm in eugene vancouver and denver that's it thursday friday saturday yeah i'm home i'm home that night

02:09:19 Speaker_04
The next week Cleveland Buffalo, Toronto. It's like three three shows three nights, right? That's a much more manageable right way to live. Yeah, but I had to figure it out Production to it production.

02:09:31 Speaker_04
There's no way to deal to work in production where I'm writing Producing I'm directing some of them. I mean, there's no way to do that without being busy, but it's also a condensed amount of time that's what I like about productions is that you

02:09:44 Speaker_03
You only have a few weeks.

02:09:45 Speaker_04
You see your end date. We're done here. So we just have to make it happen. So I mean, it'll be a very busy six weeks for me, but it also will be over.

02:09:53 Speaker_03
And when are you planning, when is that going to get out on Netflix?

02:09:56 Speaker_04
My thought is that it would probably be in the spring, I think. I think. So I'm sure that conversation will continue. That's exciting. But I'm so fucking stoked for it, dude. We got a great group together to write it. I love that I get to work with Rami.

02:10:12 Speaker_04
I'm working with Jeremy Connor and and just a great crew and like we're Casting here in the next couple weeks work the thing that one of the things I'm honestly super proud of is that I got them to let me do the show in Austin Austin production Austin crew were casting Austin actors, but it's like a real Austin production That to me was like very fun.

02:10:34 Speaker_04
I was like, I don't want to go move to Atlanta to do this. I want to do it home. There's got to be plenty of actors here. Oh, for sure there's actors here. And we are doing Austin locations. We're shooting all over the city.

02:10:47 Speaker_04
But I think that's fucking cool.

02:10:48 Speaker_02
That's pretty dope, dude. That's exciting.

02:10:51 Speaker_04
It's a wild show. When you see this stuff, you're gonna be like, you're fucked up, man. I can't wait. I'm excited. So when do you start? Our first shoot day is October 7, I think.

02:11:03 Speaker_03
Wow. That's not long from now. Six weeks of chaos.

02:11:06 Speaker_04
Six weeks of chaos and then...

02:11:08 Speaker_03
There's something about having a goal to like a thing that you're working towards. It just changes your mindset.

02:11:14 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's I think this has helped with like even like I was telling the focus of like nutrition and health and like, you know, the discipline of that bleeds into the discipline of the writing and like getting these meetings done and like, you know, it all comes together.

02:11:29 Speaker_03
Yeah, when I was getting ready to do my live special Knowing that there was a date that this had to be done and then it was only on one night Yeah, it was like this like super hyper focus of getting ready for something done.

02:11:41 Speaker_03
Yeah, and when I did it I was like after was always like I want to do that again.

02:11:46 Speaker_04
Really?

02:11:46 Speaker_03
Yeah. Yeah. At first I was like, I'm going to do this one time and I'm never going to fucking do this again because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix. So you enjoyed the experience? I liked it.

02:12:00 Speaker_04
But you like the heightened pressure?

02:12:02 Speaker_03
I like it.

02:12:03 Speaker_04
Yeah. Yeah.

02:12:04 Speaker_03
I like it. I like it a lot.

02:12:06 Speaker_04
Yeah, I like it too much. Well. That's kind of how I Am about being have you ever thought about doing a live special never never thought about it. You do it you think so yep?

02:12:15 Speaker_03
I think everybody should do it.

02:12:16 Speaker_03
Yeah, everybody's good You got you do good shows you do great sets for you know headlining sets Just get it dialed in to where you know how that moves and let's fucking go and just bust that motherfucker out for the whole world and you don't do any editing I

02:12:32 Speaker_04
That, I'll tell you, I fucking hate. It's the worst. You know the last one they called me and they go, so we're going to have to change your release date because you won't watch this. I was like, oh yeah, fuck me. I always have that problem.

02:12:43 Speaker_04
I don't want to watch me. I know, either. I don't want to. I fucking hated it. It's gross. Then I told them I wanted the show that they were like, no, not that. I go, yeah, no, I want this show. And they were like, what about the other show?

02:12:53 Speaker_04
I go, I don't want that show. And then everyone was like, I go, you asked me to fucking watch it.

02:12:57 Speaker_03
I watched it. Well, that's got to be, you can't have anybody giving you advice. I don't agree. I think if a comic is going to put out a special, it should be that comic special, and what that comic thinks should be on that special, and that's it.

02:13:10 Speaker_03
I don't want no, I remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the parking lot of the comedy store, and Robbie was drunk.

02:13:18 Speaker_03
And Bill Burr was like, hey, I'm not gonna fuckin' argue with you about what my fuckin' act is while you're drunk at the comedy store. And it was this, like, incredible moment. I'm like, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be.

02:13:29 Speaker_03
You're not supposed to have someone tell you what the fuck you're gonna put in your act. Like, do you know how to do comedy? No, you don't do comedy, right? Shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up.

02:13:38 Speaker_02
This is crazy.

02:13:39 Speaker_03
This is a crazy conversation. Yeah, it's, I mean... But everybody wants to get in there.

02:13:45 Speaker_03
I know that's the problem with like if you were doing your show It's a problem with doing anything like imagine if you did your mom's house, and you had a bunch of people you were working for That's it's a great analogy.

02:13:54 Speaker_03
I mean yes, especially your mom's house live. Oh my god. Yeah, well. Yeah, that wouldn't work which I was at Fear Factor for six years, and I fucking gagged so hard watching that show. I had to turn away three or four times. I know.

02:14:06 Speaker_04
I've dry heaved a lot doing that. It's so gross.

02:14:09 Speaker_03
I know, you're right.

02:14:09 Speaker_04
I mean, no one would let you do it, but yet it's hugely successful. It's totally true. I mean, notes-wise, I'll say this, like, you know, because I experienced this with the book. I wrote a book, you know, a year ago or whatever.

02:14:21 Speaker_04
It was like, the first time you get notes on anything, a script or anything, you're like, what the fuck is this?

02:14:27 Speaker_02
Right.

02:14:27 Speaker_04
And then when you do encounter notes of value, because there are notes that you go like, that was a good note. You have to be able to balance.

02:14:37 Speaker_04
Because what ends up happening, the way to really, I think, handle it is you listen to all of them, but you also have to be able to go, I hear what you're saying on this and I totally disagree.

02:14:49 Speaker_04
You can't... It's hard to do when you're, like, starting out.

02:14:52 Speaker_03
Right, it's impossible.

02:14:53 Speaker_04
You just can't. But once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do, you get to go, like, oh, yeah, that's a good... I know what you're going for there. I don't want to do that. And so I'm not. But your other note was great.

02:15:06 Speaker_03
But could you imagine if, like, you decided that, like, doing your mom's house was too difficult, so you're gonna bring in some Hollywood executives to help you?

02:15:14 Speaker_03
Some actual Hollywood producers that do like keep it up with the Kardashians or something and they're gonna they're gonna help you produce Your mom's house.

02:15:21 Speaker_04
I had the fucking That's so far-fetched that like, you know, it's like it would be such a fucking shit show.

02:15:27 Speaker_03
It would be terrible It would be terrible, but isn't it interesting that it's so popular? Yeah that like but people once it becomes popular then they would want to get in on it and how here's how we can make it better. Yeah Tighten it up.

02:15:40 Speaker_04
Yeah Figure out a way to make it imagine somebody telling you how to run this thing.

02:15:44 Speaker_03
It'd be impossible. Yeah, I can't even take I don't even when someone Asks me to put someone on even if I would want to put that person on now I don't want to put them on just because they asked you yeah, I don't I don't want to get into that.

02:15:59 Speaker_03
I only want to have people on the show that I want to have on the show. And that's it. That's the only way I've ever done it.

02:16:05 Speaker_04
It's the only way I want to do it. Somebody asked me just like a week ago, a guy stopped me and he was like, I have a question about podcasting. I go, what, he goes, how do you, what's the criteria for asking someone to be a guest?

02:16:21 Speaker_04
And I go, what do you mean? He goes, what do you check off? And I go, somebody I wanna talk to. He goes, that it? I go, that's it.

02:16:29 Speaker_03
That's what I want to do.

02:16:30 Speaker_03
That's the beautiful thing about what we're doing the beautiful thing about today There's never been a time like that where something can reach fucking millions and millions of people and it's just I want to talk to that guy Yeah, like this guy doesn't think the moon landings real come on in come in here Fucking hummus cannon guy on

02:16:48 Speaker_04
Nutty dude that dude and the funny is we were exchanging videos of him before like remember we were like Is that guy for real like what do you think is going on? So that's really who he is. That's who he is.

02:16:58 Speaker_04
You sure there's not like a little bit of he understands he gets will Blunderfeld he gets that there's

02:17:08 Speaker_04
An angle with what with which people are seeing this through and he understands the humor in it, but it's based in For him an authentic point of view for sure.

02:17:18 Speaker_04
So he's trying to get straight guys to do gay stuff He would say that's fucking gay or to not do that

02:17:27 Speaker_04
You can do is fill another guy up with come Yeah, what's funny about that is that that used to be how warriors look that's what he talks about all the time he and he's pretty well versed in like Spartan history samurai, he'll know these like he's like, you know, here's here's the literature He'll yeah, I'll show you like I think look the the real if you want to like I

02:17:49 Speaker_04
Break down what he's doing. I think a big part of what he's doing is trying to trick guys into fucking him That's what big one of them.

02:17:56 Speaker_04
The other one is, you know shedding this Masculinity is only this like that's like the origin of it right that like right

02:18:05 Speaker_04
That you know, you don't have to be this way in order to be Matt or like guys are whatever so many guys are Super homophobic is like the that's like the footsteps of all this starting.

02:18:17 Speaker_04
Mm-hmm And then I think you know, I think he's very aware of Humor and he has to be yeah, he told us dick a hummus cannon. That's great. I mean, yeah, and and yeah, you're wonderful Yeah, starfish receptacle or something Yeah

02:18:31 Speaker_03
Dirt hole. Yeah.

02:18:32 Speaker_04
Yeah, it's all types of We're gonna lick each other's nipples if you're a real man.

02:18:37 Speaker_04
Yeah, but yeah, he he knows what he's doing I think he knows what he's doing How many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos a couple that have probably like am I straight now? I didn't you said I Don't know man.

02:18:50 Speaker_03
That's the thing like if someone gets enough followers There's gonna be you know out of every 1,000 people my there's a guy that you can talk into a being in a cult

02:18:57 Speaker_04
My favorite is this guy right now, Fancy Chef, where he's like, he's just, I haven't sent you Fancy Chef videos.

02:19:05 Speaker_04
He's just like, in his kitchen, and he's in a chef's outfit with the hat, and then he's just, he'll put like strawberries in a glass, and he's like, beautiful and nice, look at this shit I just made. You just put strawberries in a glass!

02:19:18 Speaker_04
But he keeps, and he's like, book me, call me right now, millionaires and billionaires only. And he does this whole pitch about, how he's like a world-class chef, and you just keep watching, and you're like, am I getting trolled?

02:19:30 Speaker_04
Or is this, what's going on here? Is this a delusional person, or is this a subtle troll? That's exactly what you do, and then the more you watch, you're like, oh no, he's delusional for sure.

02:19:39 Speaker_03
But meanwhile, being delusional can get you pretty fucking far.

02:19:42 Speaker_04
It can, it can.

02:19:44 Speaker_03
So he is cooking food. What's the food on the left, right there? What is that? What has he got going on there?

02:19:49 Speaker_00
I can't hear.

02:19:50 Speaker_03
Looks like chicken.

02:19:53 Speaker_00
Beautiful and nice. Well, he just laid fucking time on top of it, I don't know that's gonna do anything And he goes between this there's a lot of wine glasses like he's always putting something in a glass and then

02:20:20 Speaker_04
Look at the top comment day 238 of not knowing whether this channel is satire like It's like Jamie I'm gonna send you a guy that I'm addicted to I'm addicted to this dude.

02:20:31 Speaker_03
It's a BS dining experience uh-huh and all this dude does is deep-fry food That's it. But it just does it with enthusiasm, outdoors. Give me some volume. Go down and get the chicken, not the snake. The snake's disgusting.

02:20:46 Speaker_03
Go down and get some of that chicken. What's this? Hold it up. Give me this.

02:20:49 Speaker_00
You know we're about ready to baptize inside that grease.

02:20:52 Speaker_03
Yeah, he baptizes it in the grease. Everything gets baptized. That's a lot of chicken, bro. Oh, yeah. He's cooking for, like, parties. Watch this.

02:20:58 Speaker_00
Baptize that chicken. Seasoned to perfection. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.

02:21:06 Speaker_02
imagine how good that is dude oh my god i get so hungry and watch when he puts it out golden brown watch this real quick watch this watch he pulls it out oh my god for another seven minutes we're gonna drop the next batch and they come on come on look at that look at that juicy on the inside season to perfection i'll see you on batch number two

02:21:30 Speaker_03
And he does this with everything. He does it with fish. Like, go back to his page. To his actual page so you can see all the different, yeah. So he's got all kinds of shit. Look, he's doing crabs and fish. Look at this. It's all deep fried.

02:21:46 Speaker_03
Terrible for you. Looks amazing. Look, he's got waffles and everything.

02:21:51 Speaker_04
Donuts. If you were like, what's the decadent thing you kind of want to indulge in where I'm like, When it's done well, I don't know that anything makes me happier than fried chicken.

02:22:01 Speaker_03
Fried chicken at Roscoe's with waffles, with butter and syrup, and you get a little piece of the chicken, a little piece of the waffle. Sensational.

02:22:10 Speaker_04
Fried chicken where the crisp is done perfectly and the chicken isn't dry, like it's still moist.

02:22:17 Speaker_03
Juicy, oh. That's why that guy's stuff looks so good. Oh my God. Juicy, like a juicy fried chicken.

02:22:24 Speaker_04
Oh.

02:22:24 Speaker_03
Yeah.

02:22:25 Speaker_04
I don't know if there's anything more satisfying.

02:22:27 Speaker_03
I got Colonel Sanders the other day. Yeah? Not the other day, about seven months ago. I was just driving, I was hungry, like, chicken's probably pretty safe. Let me pull in, get some fried chicken. It just tasted like poison. Yeah, yeah.

02:22:39 Speaker_02
I was like, what's in this?

02:22:41 Speaker_03
What kind of oil are you guys using? When was the last time you cleaned the oil? At KFC? A random KFC in the middle of nowhere. So I've had some KFC that's really good. There used to be a KFC in Woodland Hills.

02:22:52 Speaker_03
Every now and then I wanted to cheat, I'd go in there and get some. Bucket of chicken, let's go chicken. It's so good. Yeah, so good with hot sauce on it Oh, baby, but this one is terrible.

02:23:02 Speaker_04
Do you have an unnatural? Tolerance for hot sauce. Don't you? Yes. Is this genetic? I think it is because my daughter has it one daughter that you haven't like trained up to it or you have kind of

02:23:13 Speaker_03
I think I've trained up to it too, yeah. But One Daughter is like? One Daughter just can take anything. And she's fine. Yeah, she loves it. She's like really hot stuff. Like I brought her some of that Senor Lechuga.

02:23:23 Speaker_03
I have a partnership with Senor Lechuga and we make some crazy hot sauce. There's like reapers in it and it's potent. She's no problem.

02:23:31 Speaker_04
So that is kind of, that's- It has to be genetic. Yeah, because I've been with you and I've been like, what are you talking about? And you're like, that's fine. I'm like, that's not fine. No one else is fine.

02:23:40 Speaker_03
Yeah, I'd fuck up that hot wing show. I can get down. I think you would. I can get down. He's the best. I love Sean Evans. He's great. I just don't want to answer questions while I'm eating hot sauce. It just doesn't make any sense.

02:23:51 Speaker_03
But I can get down with some ferocious shit.

02:23:53 Speaker_04
Yeah.

02:23:53 Speaker_03
Yeah.

02:23:54 Speaker_04
I've seen it. I'm like, this can't just be, like, natural. I mean, like, it's natural, but I'm saying that's not everybody.

02:24:01 Speaker_03
No, I think there's some genetic and then there's some build-up to it, but I like it I like I like a I like a I like kick, but I don't like that. I like Really?

02:24:13 Speaker_03
And you don't feel like it I start sweating my daughter makes fun of me cuz I literally pouring down my face What the fuck is wrong with you?

02:24:21 Speaker_04
I start sweating, but I start sweating way lower.

02:24:24 Speaker_03
My clothes are wet everything

02:24:26 Speaker_04
I love it on eggs.

02:24:27 Speaker_03
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I put Senor Lechuga on my eggs this morning. I had eggs with elk sausage for breakfast. Ooh, baby. You want some elk sausage? I got some. Yes. Ooh, I'll hook you up. Really? Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you. I'll give you a bunch. Okay.

02:24:40 Speaker_03
I got a commercial freezer back there filled with it. Okay. I'll definitely take some. Yeah. Oh, elk sausage is so good, man.

02:24:45 Speaker_04
And it's just, like, frozen? Mm-hmm.

02:24:47 Speaker_03
Yep. Frozen. And I got this jalapeno cheddar.

02:24:50 Speaker_04
What's the best way to prepare that elk sausage? I like it on a skillet. Okay.

02:24:54 Speaker_03
I like it, I do it on a Traeger too, I do it on the pellet grill. That's good too, you get it to a certain temperature. I like that too, I do it real slow. I do it like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal and then pull it.

02:25:08 Speaker_03
But as long as you don't overcook it, because they do add like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me, because I get it prepared at like a butcher shop. But you do, you're dealing with a much leaner meat So you can dry it out.

02:25:23 Speaker_03
Yeah, you can dry it out. There's like a fine line. You want it like right where medium rare is.

02:25:28 Speaker_04
That's what I do. I love using my pellet grill.

02:25:31 Speaker_03
Oh, pellet grills are great. That's great. Yeah, and they're so easy. I got the newest Traeger. I had the old one, but the newest one is so much better. It's incredible.

02:25:40 Speaker_04
Really?

02:25:40 Speaker_03
Yeah, it just makes everything smokier. The effect is better. The flavor's better. It's easier to use. It's got two different probes for temperature. It's just like it alerts you on your app. Yeah, the app is great.

02:25:53 Speaker_03
You can lower and raise the temperature on the app. I know. I went out. You know what I mean?

02:25:58 Speaker_04
I left the house with the boys. Just check the app.

02:26:00 Speaker_03
Yeah, you see the temperature of the food. You can see the temperature of the grill. And you can say, you know what? It's getting a little close. Let me drop that bitch down to 180. Yeah. And bang. It's incredible. Yeah. Incredible technology.

02:26:11 Speaker_03
Well, it's just so easy to use. I still like an offset smoker too, though. I have a real offset smoker that I got. That is better. The thing about the real offset smoker, it's much more of a pain in the ass, but

02:26:23 Speaker_03
There's certain sugars that you get from the wood, the wood itself, like a real piece of mesquite, a real piece of post oak.

02:26:31 Speaker_03
And you set a little fire underneath there with little sticks and you get it built up and then you dial it in with the dampers. It's like a thing. It's like a lot of work. Yeah, but the flavor is even more intense.

02:26:43 Speaker_04
I know I get so seduced by these videos of people doing things and I found this I forget what company it is makes this like Argentine I got one of those to grill works the where they wheel it.

02:26:54 Speaker_03
Yeah over the fire and I want one of those grill works. Yeah, I want to grill works I want one of those. This dude, Grillworks Ben, he hooked me up and I had one installed at my house. But it's the same thing, cranking up. That is great for steaks.

02:27:09 Speaker_03
Yeah, just like watching that video. Oh yeah, because it's the same thing. You're using hardwood. So you just got hardwood cooking, you get those flames rising up. Look at that. There's a place.

02:27:20 Speaker_04
This is this is the thing.

02:27:21 Speaker_03
Yeah, exactly. Well, that's some are put the place in Vegas This is our meats Jose Andres's place. That's what they use. I want one of these that I'll get you I'll hook you up Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have that guy make you one. Fuck. Yes.

02:27:35 Speaker_03
You'll love it. They're the shit. There's a shake. That's better It's incredible and they have a bunch of different ones They can either do a custom build or they just have one like that. That's already made.

02:27:44 Speaker_03
They're rolled into your backyard Yeah, fucking incredible. That's so cool And if you dial it in right, if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end, nothing better.

02:27:55 Speaker_03
It has that flavor, like that place Bizarre Meats in Vegas. Shout out to Jose, man. Shout out to Jose.

02:28:01 Speaker_04
Jose Andres is the shit.

02:28:03 Speaker_02
Bro, how crazy was what happened to him in Israel?

02:28:06 Speaker_04
With his World Central Kitchen folks?

02:28:09 Speaker_02
Yeah. It looks like they targeted them. It's horrible, man.

02:28:14 Speaker_03
Didn't they kill like six people? Bunch of people died. Yeah, who were just trying to feed refugees. It fucking sucks. How crazy is that?

02:28:22 Speaker_04
It sucks. And those guys are just, they go, people don't know, World Central Kitchen just goes anywhere there's a disaster.

02:28:29 Speaker_03
Yeah.

02:28:29 Speaker_04
hurricane, tornadoes, earthquakes, war zones.

02:28:33 Speaker_03
The invasion of Ukraine, they were setting up outside the border. And they're just like, people need to eat.

02:28:38 Speaker_04
They're not politically siding with anyone, they're just feeding people.

02:28:42 Speaker_03
They're not even publicizing it. He's just doing it, and then people write stories about the fact that he's doing it.

02:28:47 Speaker_04
It's incredible.

02:28:47 Speaker_03
He's genuine. There's genuine people that are really filled with real philanthropy, really want to help people, and that's that guy. And his food is insane.

02:29:00 Speaker_04
That bizarre meats in Vegas is like so underrated and he's a one in DC starts with a J I forget It's so fucking good all Spanish. Mmm. I always like his food.

02:29:11 Speaker_04
He's got one in Chicago, too Yeah, he's got a bunch but there yeah, he doesn't miss that dude's food is amazing. He's the best

02:29:19 Speaker_03
Tommy buns, you're the fucking man. Thanks for doing this brother. Yeah, of course So when your show comes out come back do it again. I would love to thank you so much. My pleasure All right. All right.

02:29:28 Speaker_03
Bye everybody Oh Check on the baseball stuff real quick.

02:29:32 Speaker_01
Okay.

02:29:33 Speaker_03
Good call. Good call. All right, open up Google High school baseball. Come on.

02:29:38 Speaker_01
What was the other one?

02:29:39 Speaker_03
He said humidor Yeah, human doors in high school baseball. Nope. Most mostly shit. I already look at phones cars Halle Berry, boxers, Michael Jordan. Nope, not yet.

02:29:56 Speaker_01
Maybe tomorrow.

02:29:56 Speaker_03
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe eventually. I'll send you. Right now, it seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about. Yeah. Yeah. I will definitely. Science, black hole, Stephen Colbert. All right. Thank you. Bye, everybody.